We got Absolutely Roasted by our Fans

[@Rudolf_reindeer]

“You get bored scrolling TikTok so you close the app to open TikTok” is the kind of insult that’s so descriptive the roast smell lingers days later. That’s an artisanal roast right there.

[@awilson5684]

It's not a roast; it's an immolation

[@sslocke]

"We" More like a complete slaughter of Bao and occasional throwing a pity jab at Cotton

[@semikolondev]

Cause people know that P*rn actress is lost.

[@Alias_Anybody]

I got another one. "Some people say nobody would want to do Bao, but I disagree. However, I'd want a tax write-off for the time I spent because it was clearly for charity"

[@ericgolightly8450]

​@@Alias_AnybodyOOOOHOHOHOHOHOOOOH

[@wolfman210]

Pity jab? More like a fingerpoke...

[@kumiq17]

I'm late to the party to so here is my roast submission. "It makes sense that boa can only bottom, even 6in would be a mountain for her to climb"

[@slayinderp7501]

Cotton's roasts: lol golden retriever girl Bao's roasts: Meet The Grahams

[@Kai-ye8cr]

Lore Accurate Chat

[@diegoencarnacion8377]

"You're the reason gene pools need lifeguards" is my new favorite insult hands down.

[@BananaFlan-t2u]

That was one of the most savage lines I've heard in quite a while, goddamn.

[@tsume_akuma8321]

What do you even say to that. Just instant annihilation.

[@tylerprime6741]

Peak insult, definitely using that now

[@dj-hyrul3654]

This is probably why you don't see the insults till the stream If anyone submitting one saw that they'd go "...well fuck it, I'm not even gonna try, no one is topping that one."

[@Roalfa28]

Same here, I'm positive I can find some good translation to pt-br so I can use it freely.

[@kebabinii7577]

Bao getting roasted so hard that international criminal court started an investigation meanwhile chat is so down bad for cottontail that every roast turns into a flirt even before the thoughts leave their brain.

[@giarnovanzeijl399]

She just makes it so easy. But yeah, Bao got that bulliable energy. Cotton doesnt.

[@aliekexie8467]

I just cant come up with an actual roast against someone like her, like what can you actually say? Cottontail's idol is Amy Schumer, cause her humor/stream center around her vagina. See doesnt have much of a punch against her

[@ManiX207]

i mena if anything cottens chat was roasting themself

[@EndoftheBeginning17]

@@giarnovanzeijl399 You try and bully cotton and she just flips and dares chat to follow through.

[@evinbogdanov5404]

the only one that affecte her was the insta what ever page of the emo girl

[@master11050]

"I'm surprised you're not a turtle." "I'm surprised you're not a mosqito." Dang, both just called each other Vedal.

[@gameguy1337]

They probably secretly wish they were Vedal.

[@Blackwing2345635]

@@gameguy1337 he is the numba 1 fem streamer, why wouldn't they?

[@raylenn4444]

​@@Blackwing2345635nope, that's mousey's job XD

[@Blackwing2345635]

@@raylenn4444 but he was, though, lmao

[@raylenn4444]

@@Blackwing2345635 was being the keyword. Bao on the other hand.....lol.

[@theoneguyoverthere]

Bao still doesn’t seem to realize that bringing friends to be roasted alongside her doesn’t work, chat will always go after her harder because they know she can take it. Also because, c’mon, she’s the easier target.

[@kevinelliott5140]

You'd think the smaller target would be harder to hit, but with the silly blue whale, all things are possible.

[@wahhnopfp]

They know her way more. That's not to say there isn't a crossover audience, there certainly is. But her audience definitely will know how to strike her core more often

[@fiddlemyfoddle6374]

Also ban bao

[@TheAyanamiRei]

TBD nobody else is looking at their crush screaming about how her ovaries hurt ..

[@WolfGeek64]

Fun science fact: (as far as I'm aware) all primates have their prostate further forward on their bodies, and thus get the same stimulation during it. The human prostate started moving back since it made humans more balanced when walking on two legs, but it moved so far back that it is easier to stimulate it from the colon than during sex. I could be wrong about this, but I'm pretty sure that's the reason the funny button is back there

[@oyamampendu9467]

so darwin is blameless again. gotta stop sending him all that mail.

[@HunterKnight109]

ah yes, thanks for displaying Bao's lack of knowledge on complex topics other than gooning

[@derpychicken2131]

@@HunterKnight109 this is like sorta related to gooning so bao still gets points off for not knowing her shit

[@Toneill029]

@@oyamampendu9467 He’s been dead for over a century! Where are you send info the letters?

[@HysteriaBlade11]

Bao seemingly out here not expecting to get hit with the several tons of munitions she's handed over to her community over the years.

[@theskullboy8700]

Meanwhile cotton is getting hit by a few pea shooters

[@nealang9520]

Her demise will not be forgotten...mostly because it's hilarious

[@CJODell12]

Munitions? More like several thousand nuclear warheads.

[@Letsplaymoron]

15:02 Insane how the both of you know a werewolf Vtuber, are friends with her, call her hot at least seven times a week and yet somehow you're getting slandered as being attracted to actual wolves and dogs.

[@KalebAsmadi]

There's an animal tamer in Nikke who has a lion as her companion/friend/what have you. He's not even human-shaped. Bao went wild for him on Twitter. It's not slander when it's true.

[@Letsplaymoron]

@@KalebAsmadi I can't find that tweet so I'll take your word for it.

[@KalebAsmadi]

@Letsplaymoron QRT on 8/31 about Leona being a battle pass costume. Original tweet wonders why it feels like Bao designed the costume, with Timi the lion standing on his hind legs next to Leona. Bao's tweet says "I've decided to play Nikke". It's not hard to connect the dots.

[@BobTheHappyDinosaur]

@@KalebAsmadi Look, Timi is a mood

[@JojoDigitalArtist]

17:28 soooo this was my roast and when I sent it in I went "this shouldn't be too mean" hearing her read it out loud it was a lot meaner than I thought 😅

[@EeveeRealSenpai]

I could _hear_ the tiny violin. 🎻

[@DredgenStorm]

By Odin's beard man that was FOUL!

[@JojoDigitalArtist]

@@DredgenStorm I am obligated to get some Bao merch to make it up to her T_T

[@DredgenStorm]

@JojoDigitalArtist bro you're obligated to wear it in public after that. I pray for you brother

[@shadowjoker285]

Bro you cooked soo hard XD Well done, ya roasted Bao soo good she's moist and tender XD

[@onirivex7371]

WOW THIS KZbin GUIDE TO MAKE CHARCOAL IS AMAZING!

[@Cheesecakedeluxe123]

Charcoal? There will be nothing but ashes

[@cee_yarr]

@@Cheesecakedeluxe123 Ashes? She straight up got vaporized.

[@AngiraBlu96]

@@cee_yarrMore like atomized.

[@Tachyon_Person]

@@AngiraBlu96 Atomized? More like erased from existence 💀💀💀

[@carter-b1q]

@Tachyon_Person more like banished to the shadow realm

[@Fakeout013]

Since there weren't many roast for Cotton, I fought, I'd give it a shot: The only reason people watch Cotton's streams is to save themselves the time of opening an incognito tap and going to the hub.

[@Fulgrim2]

Good one!

[@StarboyXL9]

Incorrect. I watch Cotton as a warm-up before the main event.

[@imaforceanature7297]

Cotton gets less roasts because she’s a cookie cutter lewdtuber. There’s not much to roast because there’s not much there.

[@christianmartinez4361]

Roast Cotton is hard because post nut clarity makes people more paceful

[@Servantproto]

​@@StarboyXL9she doesn’t even get you off? That's a burn

[@approvememos]

3:11 the difference between Cotton and a mosquito is a mosquito stops sucking when you slap them.

[@drakeredwingofficial]

HOLY SHIT 🤣

[@salvadortoscano2534]

THERE IT IS

[@iharleyi]

JESUS LMAOOOO You win the internet today

[@TheDevastator619]

The “if I could describe you in one word, I wouldn’t” was wild!!!

[@samuel-rodriguez_]

That's a crime against all the whales

[@tylerbartlett28]

More like they couldn't

[@choujinzz7212]

15:50 jesus christ. I can't tell if they love bao by how much they tune in or absolutely hate her by dissecting her every move

[@Off-HandedBarrel]

It's 50/50

[@Mech-Force-1]

bro wrote a whole ass essay 💀

[@Captain8ball]

Bro, I’ve never seen genuine hate since Kendrick Lamar vs Drake. That has to be a MOD I can’t imagine someone hating at this level someone for free

[@Social-Injustice-Goblin]

C'est l'amour vache. Qui aime bien, châtie bien. It's tough love. Those who love well, chastise well.

[@CaptainSagit]

"i'm a very artistic gooner" she says as we give o7's in the chat for the couches, mattresses, and the sound of screaming feral goblin-birds roars from her throat when she see's a furry man

[@Leonidas1210vc]

17:03 that wasnt a roast that was a hit piece, JESUS

[@bladewolfhound]

I wish I could give Bao a hug after that roast. Though I’m six foot so I might hurt my back in the process

[@triggerhappy4199]

Real

[@dothingsbad2]

For those who don't normally watch full vods, I completely recommend watching the full vod of this. I can't believe they managed to edit it down to this short of a video because I honestly think it's one of the most consistently entertaining streams I've ever watched. 0 boring moments, hundreds of funny moments. Thank you Bao, thank you Cottontail and ban Bao

[@siralpha6020]

I’ll definitely check it out, thanks ❤

[@FETUSSTATUS]

Is it all just Bao getting roasted, though? Idk. The video bothered me that Cotton wasn't getting almost no heat from their chats

[@siralpha6020]

@@FETUSSTATUS wasn’t out of malice, she made a roasting stream, someone was going to get more roasts

[@theragingangel52]

how long did it take for bao to get started on the first roast?

[@FourEnderBros]

did the stream get taken down? i can't find it on her twitch channel or her vod channel

[@ibextal]

For Bao, people linked arms, chanted and summoned Armageddon. For Cotton, they just slightly tickled her once.

[@ChrisVillagomez]

Bao just losing it around 12:00 and threatening to fight Cotton was the cherry on top

[@joeramsay6269]

Bao: I’m not lewd Also Bao: I NEED TO BE BREEEEEEEED!!!!

[@Fakeout013]

Never let Bao challenge you to a boxing duel. You'd have to fight on your knees to hit her.

[@markchristensen23]

What? You've never heard of "punching down"? XD

[@magoswes3588]

Its like being shaq in a boxing match

[@neckbeardcat6777]

👟 🐛

[@aeriselove]

7:43 Yo that’s my roast let’s go!

[@crimsonmaelstrom573]

Nice one dude👍

[@HunterKnight109]

that was like the best twist right there

[@AngiraBlu96]

🤣🤣🤣

[@colt1903]

10:44 Ladies and gentlemen, we have our winner😂

[@AngiraBlu96]

I laughed my butt off! 🤣🤣🤣

[@synisterstranger9663]

This is the one. Like damn!🤣🤣🤣

[@crimsonmaelstrom573]

I literally pissed myself from laughing 😂😂😂😂

[@narouge]

Like dame, i thought this was meant to be a roasting. Not fucking murder.

[@dh7367]

Roasting Bao is easier than breathing for us, she gives the equivalent to the US's entire ammunition stockpile to roast her with. Anything that isnt her music you can roast her about.

[@bayremor]

I love the title of the video Bao, what do you mean by "we" are you writing in french? KEKW KEKW KEKW The stream was amazing, and the people nailed every roast I still demand a baoHeart emote for youtube

[@sapheyersoftsounds7693]

Okay I gotta say this. Bao's roasts were actually slapping here. Imagine getting told you can roast Bao and you decide to just open a can of Whoop Ahh on a 2D person. That's commitment that most of those people will ever put into something. They'll be lucky if they put that into anything ever again. The roasts for Cotton in this video weren't even roasts. To say Bao roasted Cotton more than the viewers is funny because they had one job and like always came up just short enough to not make any ground. There's so many things you could roast Cotton for but I guess it's harder to roast your favorite AVA that you enjoy when you're alone in your room in the middle of the day when you're struggling to find a job. This isn't a serious comment I just felt bad for Bao after 18:13. God damn they went for the jugular on back to back posts, I was crying laughing making my breakfast and accident rubbed curry in my eye.

[@shadowimagery]

10:43 JESUS CHRIST!!! THAT WAS ABSOLUTELY SAVAGE!!!!!

[@possiblee7828]

I feel like I'd be terrified of these two for opposing reasons. I'd be scared of cotton if I were attracted to her. I'd be scared of bao if she were attracted to me.

[@MNM-lq9te]

Don't worry she's a furry so she's only attracted to animals.

[@Aceshot-uu7yx]

It is a good thing the last one will never come true then.

[@possiblee7828]

@@Aceshot-uu7yx I never said it was realistic

[@KFDanks]

Alternate title: "Bao Gets Absolutely Roasted By Fans While Cottontail Watches"

[@Fulgrim2]

I got a burn for Bao: You should play Leagues of Votann in 40k, you’re the same height as the minis.

[@johnj.spurgin7037]

Honestly, I Need to make a list of appropriate models for Vtubers with how many have fallen down the rabbithole.

[@NattyZepko]

Hey Bao, I lost it at the "If I could describe you in one word". I almost flipped. Love your videos, you're awesome, keep it up

[@boomshockalocka]

I feel the need to send this to Bao after watching this

[@lone.r.livestreams9974]

Whenever Bao has to get dressed in the morning, everyone within a two mile radius starts wondering why they can smell roast beef.

[@crimsonmaelstrom573]

*sniffs air* why am I suddenly thinking about Arby’s?😆😆

[@TheIrishpsyco]

I mean, yeah, we went for the low hanging fruit for Bao, she wouldn't be able to reach any of the other ones

[@answermoose]

Is it low hanging fruit if that's all she can reach?

[@AngiraBlu96]

@@answermoosePretty sure it’s just “hanging fruit” to her. Much like how mini-golf is just golf for dwarves and hobbits/halflings. … Hey, I’m a 5’2” short king and I can say that. 😅🤣

[@illdecidelater723]

"We"? This was like 90 percent a bao roast XD

[@Fulgrim2]

More like 95%.

[@CJODell12]

@@Fulgrim2 actually 98%

[@twoheadedgiantgaming7029]

"I'm sorry you've never been able to ride a roller coaster" is VILE

[@SushiVolcano]

Bao's werewolf boyfriend: *Howls at the moon* Bao: "That's no moon." Not-a-moon: *Vaporizes Bao with a green laser* Ban Bao

[@Regnart_Seht]

To Cotton: "I'll shoot my shot." To Bao: "I'll shoot this rocket launcher, gatling gun, and flame thrower."

[@_Spex_]

"You are the reason Gene Pools need life guards" I'm stealing that

[@AlanyxCross]

1:38 I don't think there will ever be a lewd clip that surpasses what Bao did on that stream. She has absolutely earned her crown with that one.

[@ericgolightly8450]

I think I have trauma from it

[@stalelemonproduction]

Look up bao when she pulled lycaon... her heart rate shot to 141 and she passed out.... girl needs help

[@ivanbluecool]

Bao and cottontail? Oh this is gonna be next level roasting

[@theshamurai32]

The Knotting one wasnt even shots fired, that was artillery inbound.

[@Daedriclord23]

Cobra Comander being a "hear me out" for cotton makes too much sense.

[@Ms.Ronloodle]

Unless you hear him speak.

[@ultra_phantomaj8300]

If I ever interact with Bao, be it irl or online, I won't make a short joke. That would be too low.

[@C-F98]

Take my like, sir.

[@salvadortoscano2534]

So you wanna be the bigger man??

[@ultra_phantomaj8300]

@@salvadortoscano2534 yes

[@ultra_phantomaj8300]

​@salvadortoscano2534 but it's a pretty low bar

[@that_1_amv]

17:40 NOT COTTONTAIL BREAKING INTO UNRAVEL 😂

[@insomniacnerd5592]

Asking Bao to stop gooning is like asking a fish to stop swimming.

[@ItsKagiVids]

4:15 was that Numi Jesus Christ LMFAO.

[@satomisanada3886]

Wait was it?

[@Servantproto]

If anyone, Numi is the bottomest of the three

[@zackbooboo8031]

I mean she's a cute dork on stream but honestly I wouldn't put it past her.😂

[@crimsonmaelstrom573]

@@Servantproto at least Numi can top Cotton during NNN

[@tiagobelo4965]

I'm genuinely still surprised with how Bao can simultaneously have one of the most beautifully calming singing voices I've heard, and be a completely unhinged horny rat. keep doing your thing funny whale, we'll be here to enjoy it

[@ubermenschen01]

17:27 Hoooooly shit, absolutely destroyed

[@logancox3308]

Made even better by the Tokyo goul song

[@aadadevoide]

Funnily enough, Bao did better roasts to Cotton than the fans did. It was just overshadowed by the unrelenting massacre happening to Bao the next 5 seconds she said anything.

[@CJODell12]

The fans showed no mercy to Bao, but were kind to Cotton

[@galaxia7592]

"We?" You speaking French there Bao? YOU got absolutely roasted, Cotton got verbally pampered when she wasn't outright getting rizzed up.

[@realdelta_games]

The title should be "bao gets roasted while cotton is praised"😂

[@salvadortoscano2534]

But that is the title, tho

[@SoUnA92]

It was so nice of Cotton to host a roast for Bao, on Bao's channel.

[@scaridaghostly]

20:00 yes I do

[@simphard5872]

20:00 what you gonna do? Stab my knees?

[@MrDoyle0]

Bro...she can't reach that high 😂

[@X_The_Leviathan_ZK]

​@@MrDoyle0fax dude😂😂😂

[@BR-dj1bo]

9:16-9:28 "Mom, I'm scared please come pick me up..."

[@AeroWraith901]

This is like watching two people go into different tanning beds. Cotton came out with a slight tan, while Bao's machine suffered technical difficulties and turned her into ash XD

[@js1031]

16:02 They went full on "I hate the way that you walk, the way that you talk. I hate the way that you dress..." on Bao. I know it's a roast, but she didn't deserve THAT.

[@devidevil888]

Its impressive every time Bao does one of these theres always new burns.

[@OneEyedWonderWeasel115]

5:20 she saw the doorknob and proceeded to ring the doorbell

[@SlimeWithGlasses]

Some Bao viewers have savageness in them...

[@PaladinLostHour]

You know a co-op roast isn't going your way, when the other person being roasted has given more roasts then received.

[@FeistyFloridian]

Bro that knotted one was just a war crime 💀

[@salvadortoscano2534]

It's not a war crime the first time

[@crimsonmaelstrom573]

Winners don’t get charged with war crimes

[@birdboy1092]

​@@crimsonmaelstrom573very true

[@TheChimera70]

I'm stealing half of these theyre brilliant

[@sadaderlangga17]

Bao's roast has an arsenal strong enough to scorch the Earth. While Cotton's is the equivalent of a firecracker. Seems fair to me.

[@The.Mr.JBiggs]

The gene pool lifeguard joke got me, that has to be in a try not to laugh challenge

[@koibluh]

i think i have a chance

[@ryanschneider115]

Damn dude, no need to go for full scorched earth protocol.

[@Gremlinb0i]

Woah woah woah brother! Woah now! You got too much dip on ya chip!

[@shingoji524]

Go for it champ!

[@MyAccidentalHyperfixations]

of what? death?

[@Toneill029]

About as good as the rest of us.

[@Velvet-Vivian]

Cottontail's summer outfit is so amazing omg!!

[@Squiggy545]

I lost it when Cotton started humming unravel at bao

[@Letsplaymoron]

Is this a: We* Got Absolutely Roasted by our Fans Or a: "We" Got Absolutely Roasted by our Fans

[@emperorlewd]

My roast: "Bao, you're the only girl i know that needed to become a blueberry to have any relevance" "Cotton, your personality revolves around your blue site. I could use a 'Bao' to mesure how deep your personality is and would still need something smaller" 😂

[@emperorlewd]

Extras "Bao, what comes from bellow does not hurt me, not from your height, but from your bottom energy" "Cotton, the only thing more loose than your 'friend' is your love life. The only thing shorter than your sucess is this blue blob beside you" 😂

[@emperorlewd]

"Cotton, the only good thing you ever done is teach men how to type with one hand"

[@jonlangston-i5h]

YOOOOOO why is the kirby cup clapping them cheeks in the background

[@RapunzelRed]

I truly resonate with Boa on a personal level. I am also the butt of every joke no matter the friend group and my bellow average height is very funny to them. They love pointing out how much of a bottom I am and saying that I like it when I they bully me. Don’t even gotta say shit, I just catch strays for existing. We even have a group furry but I’m still the one that takes the furry jokes instead.

[@demoncet1998]

There was no "We" in this roasting, they decided they wanted whale charcoal and they got it.

[@nathanielmalcolm6623]

I fucking forgot about making the roast at 18:00 but hearing it read out loud by Cotton & Bao's reaction to it *made it all worth it in the end.* 😂😅 I love how Cotton basically became a Live bystander to Bao getting absolutely RAMMED in the Whale buttocks by roast after roast too. 😂😂😂

[@julshg]

Bao didn't get roasted, she got Executed☠️🦆😂

[@HonoYoRu_]

Highly recommend everyone checking out the full stream of this! Absolutely legendary stream and can't wait for more of them.

[@thatpachirisuguy5861]

People roasting Cotton: Shooting their shot People roasting Bao: Firing a freaking bazooka holy heck

[@CJODell12]

More like a nuclear missile.

[@Core-1948]

Down bad; no Down Bao; yes

[@AngiraBlu96]

Downbad Chihuahua Whale: Definitely. 🤣

[@orangegalen]

Bao sets herself up for half the roasts. However she needs a booster seat to get to that half.

[@aaronnwithtwoNs]

19:32 low-hanging fruit is the only kind of fruit bao can grab

[@mercce6750]

with a ladder

[@TailsX101]

That roast about gene pools needing lifeguards is absolutely diabolical! I'm gonna start saying that! 😂

[@GeebusCrust]

3:02 how did this turn into a Vedal roast

[@raumfahreturschutze]

Whoever clips for Bao: I appreciate the videos that aren't just 2-4 minutes/a single statement like most clippers. Thank you for your service.

[@firehazardentertainment8381]

God, i almost feel bad for Bao, she got straight up murdered 😂

[@CJODell12]

Sometimes I wonder if we really actually hate Bao.

[@Katama117]

Bao is getting roasted on levels I never even knew was possible. I screenshoted every single roast and taking notes... GOD DAMN

[@fidjeenjanrjsnsfh]

The pool-life guard bit was vile.

[@evanthomas833]

*JUST* for Bao's sanity sake, I'm going to give CottentailVA the best roast I can think of for that CottentailVA roast stream because *GOD DAMN* was that a one-sided roasting; I get it, Bao has a hard time containing herself whenever she sees something or someone she's attracted too, but some of those roasts were just evil!!!! Also, I did not know Cotton was 5'3.75" tall; I'm consistently surprised by how often I'm taller than most people on the internet. Is 5'11" *really* that rare???

[@mikeharris1987]

You can tell Bao's parents are really proud of her........ siblings

[@Tachyon_Person]

"Where's my oatmeal" 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@117johnpar]

What the hell is this "you're elderly if you're 30 but you're a literal child if you're 20"?

[@vladimirlestrad3120]

Brainrot at its worst.

[@SoccYT]

Bao getting absolutely shredded and cotton getting lovetaps from chatters is wild. Surprised but also not surprised knowing cottons fanbase.

[@deco1747]

7:10 Real poetic

[@thiefthearcher9907]

Gotta love how creative these chats can get when going for the self-esteem.😂

[@John-fo4wp]

10:55 don’t worry, I’m 7’6”, I classify as a giant

[@Endgame_boy21]

Ladies and gentlemen, we got him

[@therealpixelpilot]

It's alright Bao, you're not that short. I deadass have a friend who's a grown woman and clocks in at 4' 8". You should come visit, so you can finally for once in your life laugh at someone else for being shorter than you who isn't a minor 😁❤

[@tobiasbayer4866]

Ngl, Bondrewd from Made in Abyss might be Baos worst fictional crush yet. If you know you know...

[@natsucadogan]

I’ve watched this like ten times in the last two or three days, and it’s made me laugh each time. Thanks, Bao