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Bao The Whale

Bao The Whale

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@thumbbro8977
@thumbbro8977 11 ай бұрын
7:38 I'm SO GLAD this one made it in, her reaction to it had me on the floor wheezing! (my mum is not actually dead, it was a completely impulsive statement)
@Jamesthewraith
@Jamesthewraith 11 ай бұрын
I was gonna say that one, but you took it before me
@Rytonic69
@Rytonic69 10 ай бұрын
It's such a good counter though. Outstanding move
@PyroDay991
@PyroDay991 11 ай бұрын
Numi and Lilys friend sure took a pounding The first of her life
@endocean117
@endocean117 11 ай бұрын
She just laid there for it the entire time, too.
@AZUDAI96
@AZUDAI96 11 ай бұрын
At least she took a pounding unlike numi 😂
@Rytonic69
@Rytonic69 11 ай бұрын
​@@AZUDAI96yeah, she'd just run away
@mihai000000
@mihai000000 8 ай бұрын
@@AZUDAI96 or lucy lol
@Nooby69
@Nooby69 8 ай бұрын
oh nah 💀😭
@Dr_Mortis_SCP
@Dr_Mortis_SCP 11 ай бұрын
I’m starting to wonder if Bao is a masochist, considering she just asked her ruthless chat to insult her
@nickpapadopoulos9978
@nickpapadopoulos9978 11 ай бұрын
Tbh, probably!
@TonyBomboozled
@TonyBomboozled 11 ай бұрын
Only "starting"?
@Dr_Mortis_SCP
@Dr_Mortis_SCP 11 ай бұрын
@@TonyBomboozled Fair point
@boopdeboop2139
@boopdeboop2139 11 ай бұрын
she is
@typhoondastorm9089
@typhoondastorm9089 11 ай бұрын
The answer is yes, yes she is
@Murdrad
@Murdrad 11 ай бұрын
4:10 I love it. "Ghost would friging despise you!" "you take that back. YOU TAKE THAT BACK!"
@DustInTheLight
@DustInTheLight 11 ай бұрын
My finest work
@DibellaThePan
@DibellaThePan 4 ай бұрын
​@@DustInTheLightgigachad
@mynumlulz12
@mynumlulz12 11 ай бұрын
The most ruthless roast has got to be "If I wanted to kill myself I'd jump from your ego to your IQ." That was so well thought out too.
@alchemist824
@alchemist824 6 ай бұрын
I think it's a 3 way tie between that one, the technology one, and the Lego piece one
@samuelclayhills3298
@samuelclayhills3298 11 ай бұрын
Bao: Aight I'll let them cook. Chat: Our time has come.
@AuraPhoenix1500
@AuraPhoenix1500 11 ай бұрын
Chat missed a golden opportunity tbh...when she threatened them to not mention any other female vtubers, they should have immediately flooded her chat with messages praising Jowol.
@swfd_
@swfd_ 11 ай бұрын
short answer to the title: no
@swfd_
@swfd_ 11 ай бұрын
*never
@RoflCannon6
@RoflCannon6 11 ай бұрын
An answer as tall as Bao
@russell4653
@russell4653 11 ай бұрын
“That’s the neat part, you don’t.”
@oma6146
@oma6146 11 ай бұрын
Aight thanks now I don't have to watch the vid
@Gwydion86
@Gwydion86 11 ай бұрын
It's not a yes or no question
@Mad___Hatter
@Mad___Hatter 11 ай бұрын
The ego/IQ roast is still my favourite from the entire stream
@thatguyyouknow7804
@thatguyyouknow7804 10 ай бұрын
Eh, ive heard that one for years so I don’t even register it anymore.
@spunoffsee
@spunoffsee 11 ай бұрын
Bao: Chat, I'm going away for a while. Please, give me your worst. Chat: *Whips out a scroll that extends from Cali to NC* So...
@reaperdeathgod1
@reaperdeathgod1 11 ай бұрын
Damn, numi's friend really is funny
@JuanitaGalimba
@JuanitaGalimba 11 ай бұрын
Bao : ok chat roast me. Chat : your funeral
@willb.nimble6749
@willb.nimble6749 11 ай бұрын
Man, having watched Bao at the start, I'm happy to see that the chat is still giving her a good ribbing.
@La_Ke
@La_Ke 11 ай бұрын
From Bao not being visible for 5 minutes because she messed up settings to the last insult played, this stream was absolutely perfect
@konijpg1561
@konijpg1561 11 ай бұрын
man. bao got roasted so hard we have to put whales further back on the endangered list.
@ultragodzillafan
@ultragodzillafan 11 ай бұрын
3:16 That was probaly one of the most creative roast I've ever heard. Straight up savage!
@Mau_Soleum
@Mau_Soleum 11 ай бұрын
6:48 hey, mine made it in! :D Indeed, Bao is my favorite fall-breaking trampoline
@worm4877
@worm4877 11 ай бұрын
C-cup??? More like Cant-See Cup
@Kirbyfan87827
@Kirbyfan87827 11 ай бұрын
The C stands for John Cena because you can't see them
@Shadowth117
@Shadowth117 11 ай бұрын
In all seriousness, Bao is a braveass soul to be sitting up there and taking that for hours.
@EarlUndershirt
@EarlUndershirt 11 ай бұрын
Bao has one of the best yell/scream voices. So goddamn funny.
@Fulgrim2
@Fulgrim2 11 ай бұрын
Jeez, Numi and Yuzu’s friend got nuked from high orbit!
@BiggieBungas
@BiggieBungas 6 ай бұрын
I think "third wheel" or "acquaintance" would be more accurate
@obj.071
@obj.071 11 ай бұрын
she knows that her viewers would never have a chance to tease cute girl in their life so she allows them to attempt to tease her. i knew she is nice girl
@MayoIsMyInstrument
@MayoIsMyInstrument 11 ай бұрын
My masochist streamer cant be this cute!
@GreenPoint_one
@GreenPoint_one 11 ай бұрын
Otters like chewing water too and they are adorable!
@bayremor
@bayremor 11 ай бұрын
That stream was one of the best Bao's streams ever. I was laughing so much, I never laughed so much in my life. I miss Bao and her amazing laugh
@veritasmod7013
@veritasmod7013 11 ай бұрын
9:35 Hah! Joke's on you, I'm already circumcised.
@coldacid
@coldacid 11 ай бұрын
Sorry for your loss (of foreskin)
@cobaltprime9467
@cobaltprime9467 7 күн бұрын
Bao’s chat never disappoints. I’ve never seen a most savage chat with the most creative roasts.
@hackprefect
@hackprefect 11 ай бұрын
Chat was so much more savage than this video lets on the Leviticrust one was the most nuclear fire roast I've ever seen in my 40 years of life. Just madness.
@TheRPGNymph
@TheRPGNymph 11 ай бұрын
Love you Bao you have gotten me through some crazy rough times and I really appreciate you
@TheSSGCorrin
@TheSSGCorrin 10 ай бұрын
"It also made me glad I passed your height in fourth grade" and "You don't catch L's you chase them down" were probably the most brutal roasts I've heard. XD
@Rocketgames753
@Rocketgames753 7 ай бұрын
Ik this was the roast stream but you're genuinely amazing, one of my favorite streamers period, super funny, really entertaining, and kinda unhinged.
@Tra1nh1gh
@Tra1nh1gh 10 ай бұрын
My favourite part was at 10:25
@castlorinterwebs
@castlorinterwebs 5 ай бұрын
You know, if Bao was born in Ancient Greece even Zeus himself wouldn’t touch her.
@WillTBear1
@WillTBear1 5 ай бұрын
DAMN
@RoyalFusilier
@RoyalFusilier 11 ай бұрын
The VOD of this was great every moment, so I know what was left in and cut and I'll just say, golden content either way.
@johndasalty111
@johndasalty111 11 ай бұрын
I would be scared about Bao entering my house, until I realised she wouldn't be able to fit in the door
@crimsonmaelstrom573
@crimsonmaelstrom573 10 ай бұрын
She’d also probably fall through the floor too 😂😂
@garrus01
@garrus01 9 ай бұрын
*reach
@alexaspuds
@alexaspuds 11 ай бұрын
8:29 omg... my favorite adorable whale acknowledged my gay feelings for her... finally my life is complete 🤩
@Corphish_
@Corphish_ 11 ай бұрын
🙏
@osama9501
@osama9501 11 ай бұрын
A woman!!!!! 😂
@ahardworker2154
@ahardworker2154 10 ай бұрын
GUYS THERES A WOMAN IN THE COMMENT.
@r.pizzamonkey7379
@r.pizzamonkey7379 10 ай бұрын
Listen, it's not worth it. You can't fix her.
@alexaspuds
@alexaspuds 10 ай бұрын
​@@r.pizzamonkey7379why fix her, her imperfections make her better
@Vggamegod
@Vggamegod 11 ай бұрын
Bao is such a champ, got murdered repeatedly and is still kickin
@mr.shgamingguy
@mr.shgamingguy 11 ай бұрын
8:07 luminello 9:07 roasting Bao 10:14 love u Bao
@genikit5795
@genikit5795 3 ай бұрын
I gave to admit, some of the roast she got was really good, I practically laughed at some point. Whether or not she regret even allowing the chat to roast her, there's no denying that her genuine reaction is just so entertaining.
@PlushLordOfTheSeas
@PlushLordOfTheSeas 11 ай бұрын
good lord chat got VICIOUS poor bao
@alexanderwilde
@alexanderwilde 9 ай бұрын
4:38 Bao didn't sell her underwear, she donated them, machine still pulled its plug though
@abyswolf23
@abyswolf23 11 ай бұрын
Couldn't help but feel bad for Bao watching this vod
@jessstrap2088
@jessstrap2088 10 ай бұрын
I like the ending banner animation. It's so cute!
@nathanielmalcolm6623
@nathanielmalcolm6623 11 ай бұрын
I was witness to this stream & I just couldn't for the life of me dunk on Bao because I love & respect her too much as a person...... however, to see her *be dragged butt-naked through Greek Fire type roasts all around* had me cry-laughing for most of it. Truly was the most Bao-speciality kinda send off before she went to Japan to vibe. 😂😂😂
@olecartofficial
@olecartofficial 11 ай бұрын
0:08 deadass thought she was talkin bout hiroshima
@Kasuto322
@Kasuto322 11 ай бұрын
Chat just casually dropping portable stars on Bao
@Paveway-chan
@Paveway-chan 10 ай бұрын
7:15 excellent comeback, exquisite delivery, chef's kiss 😂
@friorento4416
@friorento4416 11 ай бұрын
I unironically thought Lily and Bao were the same for a few weeks before trying to pay attention to their models 😂
@insulttothehumanrace3807
@insulttothehumanrace3807 11 ай бұрын
Man, the blubber got burned thoroughly this stream. And no, it's never too late to be baptized.
@castlorinterwebs
@castlorinterwebs 5 ай бұрын
However the second she’s dunked into the holy water, it turns to normal water.
@KK_Draws_Stuff
@KK_Draws_Stuff 11 ай бұрын
They been waiting for this moment bro, tf did Bao do to make chat have this much hatred towards her 💀
@Unstoppablesammy21
@Unstoppablesammy21 11 ай бұрын
This is so much emotion damage that I've seen in years xD
@Mr_Youngblood
@Mr_Youngblood 2 ай бұрын
Bao: Come on guys! Today is Roasting Day! Chat: "SO, YOU HAVE CHOSEN DEATH" 😂😂😂
@MrWilzuun
@MrWilzuun 11 ай бұрын
aaww, the “shot gun approach “ part didnt make it in, that part had me laughing
@chaosdragon5160
@chaosdragon5160 10 ай бұрын
The roasting of Bao was funny and dare i say hilarious because chat kept roasting her and her reactions mad me *looks into camera* Crack a smile 😃
@dachosens1
@dachosens1 11 ай бұрын
"this isnt roasting this is just plain bullying dont stop" ICANT
@robinchwan
@robinchwan 4 ай бұрын
" you can't hurt me anymore " bao after roasts : =_=*
@skitzofrenia_
@skitzofrenia_ 11 ай бұрын
Maaaan i love her so much
@NoteGames380
@NoteGames380 3 ай бұрын
Don’t listen to chat, Bao. You do you… Cause nobody else ever will.
@Kata_Taka
@Kata_Taka 9 ай бұрын
"you too toyota Prius" Sad.
@BetaManicCommand
@BetaManicCommand 11 ай бұрын
Maybe this should be a regular thing. So chat can keep Bao's ego in check. Perhaps also have a guest or two.
@SavannoBaalphegore
@SavannoBaalphegore 11 ай бұрын
The jump from ego to iq were the best imo xD
@datafoxy
@datafoxy 10 ай бұрын
Oh Bao is such a hilarious sport about this. She has the best voice.
@Mystic_The_Wolf
@Mystic_The_Wolf 6 ай бұрын
tbf they're kinda smooth lol seems like they've been holding back awhile for that stream
@S117M4sterChief
@S117M4sterChief 3 ай бұрын
Bao is just ShyLily without a sexual filter
@Gilhelmi
@Gilhelmi Ай бұрын
Actually, Song of Solomon 4:5 is quite a compliment........ Of course, I can not post the verse because it will be removed. 😅 Seriously, the book is quite the sacred romantic scripture. King Solomon really should have remained faithful to his first love. (He actually regretted having many wives. He wrote about it in Proverbs.)
@CrazedKen
@CrazedKen 20 күн бұрын
1:00 LIAR! It’s bau. 6:26 should we even question what bikibbi is?
@Freg-t5z
@Freg-t5z 11 ай бұрын
6:25 interesting stuff 😂
@WhiteWolfie_95
@WhiteWolfie_95 4 ай бұрын
I think the best really did get chosen for the short this is a great way to introduce people to vtubers when they ask me what I do all day
@alchemist824
@alchemist824 10 ай бұрын
That technology roast you could tell has been saved up for a LONG time
@Nerdnumberone
@Nerdnumberone 27 күн бұрын
Japan might not be the safest destination for a whale...
@pabloquinonez8679
@pabloquinonez8679 11 ай бұрын
Holy shit, I haven't laughed this hard in a while, thanks for that editors and chat
@THETexzilla
@THETexzilla 8 ай бұрын
That night, after the stream, the Bionicles had their most epic adventure yet.
@standaman4578
@standaman4578 11 ай бұрын
0:22 wait a minute...
@jaydraws0667
@jaydraws0667 11 ай бұрын
I panicked so hard when I read the title an looked at the thumbnail. Please never scare me like that again, I have a weak heart.
@cobaltprime9467
@cobaltprime9467 11 ай бұрын
Some of these were elaborate and vicious.
@trygveplaustrum4634
@trygveplaustrum4634 11 ай бұрын
8:28 *It’s never too late to get baptized!*
@catgckool428
@catgckool428 6 ай бұрын
As Rin Penrose found out, your fans can be more hurtful than your haters. Mostly because they actually watch your content!
@MedabotE
@MedabotE 7 ай бұрын
1:56 source?
@larsthegunslinger
@larsthegunslinger 6 ай бұрын
she was a hell of a good sport about the whole video and she for sure made it hilarious. BTW how did I get suggested this video when I was just getting my usual numi fix?
@chasemurray5292
@chasemurray5292 9 ай бұрын
Man, I have Bao fever, I like everything about her.... I haven't worn rose-colored glasses since I was a teenager
@YTLaxus
@YTLaxus 11 ай бұрын
Dude that was such a banger stream.
@revzsaz9418
@revzsaz9418 11 ай бұрын
Have a good trip girly 🙏💙🍻
@anso3886
@anso3886 9 ай бұрын
7:40 all I can say is nice roast (but sorry for your loss 😔)
@Mazhura_13B
@Mazhura_13B 11 ай бұрын
jesus the ashes joke lol
@jaxonminton5353
@jaxonminton5353 11 ай бұрын
After this bao will make a steam to make chat to say nice things to her
@cjofulue5218
@cjofulue5218 10 ай бұрын
gadDAMN! Half of the chat be spitting FIGHTING WORDS the other half make me wheeze in despair! The internet truly is one of the places of all time.
@RiqueDaSxnsxi
@RiqueDaSxnsxi 11 ай бұрын
the fact that she popped off in the first thirty seconds is crazzyyyyy 😂😂🤣🤣 7:20
@ZachX888
@ZachX888 11 ай бұрын
4:50 Yo Lego nerds have the CRAZIEST insults like they know so much oddly specific stuff it's weird.
@KaoretheHalfDemon
@KaoretheHalfDemon 11 ай бұрын
Well she asked for it and her chat delivered.
@CXG44
@CXG44 11 ай бұрын
1:16 Haha! So glad mine made it in there, without Bao who else would I go to for my fish market content?
@KingOfDoma
@KingOfDoma 6 ай бұрын
Helpful tip - don't use Song of Songs 4 to impress women. It will only work if you come off as such a dork it ends up being charming. Trust me.
@AaronTheBaron89
@AaronTheBaron89 3 ай бұрын
Should have said "blaidd would never" 😂
@kc-samatv7803
@kc-samatv7803 10 ай бұрын
Second hand association is the best and most damaging insult.
@steel-train95
@steel-train95 11 ай бұрын
9:30 jokes on bao there’s a good chance it’s already been taken for most of the guys
@deathryche
@deathryche 5 ай бұрын
Baptism means salvation is still available. Baoptism is when she corrupts the holy water.
@bromodragone8405
@bromodragone8405 9 ай бұрын
9:28 You were the Chosen One! It was said that you'd destroy the Sith, not join them!
@matcharrie
@matcharrie 11 ай бұрын
Even though I was there for this stream, I still watch the video because of the editing and because of Bobo ❤
@M4TTYN
@M4TTYN 11 ай бұрын
I can't with bao's pairing of her voice, to how unhinged she is bro. her voice oddly makes things better *her laugh is too good bro* and editor stays cooking fr fr!
@michaelspark5899
@michaelspark5899 10 ай бұрын
She truly is a pillow princess cuz she took that railing like a champ
@chriswillis4960
@chriswillis4960 11 ай бұрын
Jokes on chat with all the short jokes, in Japan you are a normal height
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