Hilarious Dad Jokes from Dock Tok

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@doubledare7034
@doubledare7034 2 жыл бұрын
This is basically why the internet was created…..
@rasifnur
@rasifnur 2 жыл бұрын
Many men many mind
@khaoticpenguin3945
@khaoticpenguin3945 2 жыл бұрын
I concur.
@CountSmackula333
@CountSmackula333 2 жыл бұрын
Agreed. We've reached the pinnacle
@littlelouElise
@littlelouElise 2 жыл бұрын
😂
@BoneyRasputin
@BoneyRasputin Жыл бұрын
​@T Raybern definitely
@wattstruckcenter
@wattstruckcenter 2 жыл бұрын
I used to be addicted to the Hokey Pokey but I turned my self around.
@robertcook2771
@robertcook2771 2 жыл бұрын
I now know middle age has arrived as I laughed at nearly all of these.... Thanks Logan, now working on my mid-life crisis!
@kmorris180
@kmorris180 2 жыл бұрын
And that's how you get me to subscribe. Clean humor that's truly funny.
@StepUPNJ
@StepUPNJ 2 жыл бұрын
2 silkworms were in a race.. They ended up in a tie
@PrajwalNayak-so5uv
@PrajwalNayak-so5uv 8 ай бұрын
1:28 First time I saw him laugh 😂😂
@Dream-li4qu
@Dream-li4qu 2 жыл бұрын
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandpa… Not like the other people in the car.
@TheRadFactor
@TheRadFactor Жыл бұрын
lol
@pegtop5455
@pegtop5455 Жыл бұрын
Split a gut on that one.
@jasonlowman6021
@jasonlowman6021 2 жыл бұрын
I saw an ad for Alzheimer's anonymous... Whos gonna remember to go to that.
@peterpiper831
@peterpiper831 2 жыл бұрын
I told my girlfriend that she'd drawn her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
@mattf2545
@mattf2545 2 жыл бұрын
These are so underrated. 🍻
@rema_1729
@rema_1729 Жыл бұрын
Love love love keep em coming guys!!!!❤️🌹
@saphter6440
@saphter6440 2 жыл бұрын
Why are these actually so good?
@misterflibble6601
@misterflibble6601 2 жыл бұрын
It's the deadpan delivery that does it for me
@silvanobaits8917
@silvanobaits8917 Жыл бұрын
It’s because we have reached the pinnacle of awareness!! Lmao
@dontuno
@dontuno 2 жыл бұрын
These are just as good as watching cat videos and always give me a laugh.
@loyevangelists
@loyevangelists 2 жыл бұрын
Did you hear about the kidnapping? It went on for hours and then they woke up
@CallmeA_B
@CallmeA_B 2 жыл бұрын
The balance one got me 🤭🤫☕️😐
@cookiedad6056
@cookiedad6056 Жыл бұрын
There is a lot of wisdom in these vids
@phillipflute2368
@phillipflute2368 2 жыл бұрын
What did the mermaid wear for her math class ?? An algae-bra *Look at nothing and take a sip*
@Lilliancooks
@Lilliancooks 2 жыл бұрын
That’s a good one🤣🤣🤣
@petemavus2948
@petemavus2948 Жыл бұрын
L😎L
@leebarker539
@leebarker539 2 жыл бұрын
I'd like to be a part of the next in this series. So I said, "Siri, find me the closest dock!" and she said, "Maybe a PA at the ER would be good enough?"
@cynthiawadeson8843
@cynthiawadeson8843 2 жыл бұрын
Excellent!
@captainjack2023
@captainjack2023 2 жыл бұрын
Got a great deal ordering a new window online but when it arrived it was in a thousand tiny glass pieces with instructions that said "Assembly required". What a pane.
@remediesandroots
@remediesandroots Жыл бұрын
That bald man is awesome 😂😂😂
@BillYenair0077
@BillYenair0077 2 жыл бұрын
Totally sophomoric, just the way I love it.
@Alex-uv9mh
@Alex-uv9mh Жыл бұрын
March first. Just genius.
@thenerdwholovesentertainme1721
@thenerdwholovesentertainme1721 2 жыл бұрын
If a child refuses to take a nap, are they resisting arrest?
@myang1933
@myang1933 2 жыл бұрын
Can't C in the dark... Resisting a rest. Lol
@tipigi3570
@tipigi3570 2 жыл бұрын
I've been learning sign language... it's pretty handy. I've been making a list of reasons to move to Switzerland... the flag is a big plus. I don't trust acupuncturists... they're back stabbers.
@heliofaros1344
@heliofaros1344 Жыл бұрын
They aren't great with grammar but at least they get their punctuation right
@jamesparker5522
@jamesparker5522 Жыл бұрын
These guys are great. We need a lot more of good humor short videos. It's hard to stomach some of the crap on KZbin
@HeartOfLightning
@HeartOfLightning Жыл бұрын
2:12 a common misconception: they're actually over-koalified.
@MambzTheRocket
@MambzTheRocket 2 жыл бұрын
aw man, the 'honey nut cheerio' slayed me!
@lighthouseproduction4807
@lighthouseproduction4807 Жыл бұрын
can someone explain it ?) English is not my first nor second language ) but i get 80% of the jokes
@robertdoble7665
@robertdoble7665 Жыл бұрын
I hear ya! one of best ever.
@robertdoble7665
@robertdoble7665 Жыл бұрын
@@lighthouseproduction4807 Ok I will try. Male bee mates with honey=queen, gets a nut, then dies. Cheerio=goodbye. Darn glad we aren`t bees huh??
@a-bis-zett
@a-bis-zett 9 ай бұрын
@@robertdoble7665 thanks! No native speaker either
@marcysmith2851
@marcysmith2851 Жыл бұрын
I’m catching on way faster now, after watching you guys so many times 😂😂
@frankstallon7679
@frankstallon7679 Жыл бұрын
Exercise for the brain.
@amla214
@amla214 Жыл бұрын
Honey nut Cheerio Killed me
@kieronmcbrearty5068
@kieronmcbrearty5068 2 жыл бұрын
I bought myself a book on how to improve youre memory....now where did I put it
@cjfinetune5125
@cjfinetune5125 Жыл бұрын
My dog ate a quarter, I took him to a vet but no change yet.
@kieronmcbrearty5068
@kieronmcbrearty5068 2 жыл бұрын
tOMMY cOOPER WOULD HAVE LOVED THESE 2
@williamtravis3949
@williamtravis3949 2 жыл бұрын
That one dude could pass as Ryan Reynolds
@grouchomarxist666
@grouchomarxist666 Жыл бұрын
The wife and I had dinner at that new restaurant in the Moon. Great food. No atmosphere.
@fabbrika82
@fabbrika82 Жыл бұрын
Great humor, I love it!😊
@DockTok
@DockTok 2 жыл бұрын
Tell me your favorite to get it featured on the Dock!
@hiih2565
@hiih2565 2 жыл бұрын
What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? A Bagel
@paradisefalls37
@paradisefalls37 2 жыл бұрын
My doctor just diagnosed me with diverticulitis……………. Its weird ..I’ve never scuba dived before
@rebekahwilson94
@rebekahwilson94 2 жыл бұрын
Do you know the tallest building in New York? It's the library....because it has the most stories.
@rebekahwilson94
@rebekahwilson94 2 жыл бұрын
Did you know that alligators can grow up to 14 feet? But most of them have 4....
@joshpetkash5803
@joshpetkash5803 2 жыл бұрын
What did the nun say when she saw the church was on fire? Holy smokes!
@jacksonmehoff4963
@jacksonmehoff4963 2 жыл бұрын
Dogs cannot operate a digital scanner. But catscan
@DockTok
@DockTok 2 жыл бұрын
thats great!! haha
@jacksonmehoff4963
@jacksonmehoff4963 2 жыл бұрын
@@DockTok thanks Saw it online on a post of some guys business sign by the road.
@cobble40
@cobble40 2 жыл бұрын
Dog bowl and microbiologist ☠️☠️☠️
@spaztekwarrior
@spaztekwarrior 2 жыл бұрын
A perfect stranger came up to me and said he hadn’t had a bite in three days. So I bit him.
@paradisefalls37
@paradisefalls37 2 жыл бұрын
In the hospital dogs are not allowed in the CT area……but CATscan
@traptnadream6995
@traptnadream6995 2 жыл бұрын
I'm using this one this week when I go for my pet scan. Lol
@thenerdwholovesentertainme1721
@thenerdwholovesentertainme1721 2 жыл бұрын
What do gay horses say when they see food? "hheeeyyyy."
@Metalheadmike1211
@Metalheadmike1211 Жыл бұрын
I parked my car in a tow away zone When I came back the whole area was gone
@butchmohican8755
@butchmohican8755 Жыл бұрын
That’s the best one.
@justicegusting2476
@justicegusting2476 2 жыл бұрын
Did you hear about the constipated Certified Public Accountant? He penciled it out.
@darkeyeze
@darkeyeze 2 жыл бұрын
I took my truck out for drinks last night. I got here a lite sweet oil. She cursed at me and demanded that I never buy her that diet s*** again.
@a-bis-zett
@a-bis-zett 9 ай бұрын
In the old days, Lech Wałęsa visited the Queen. After struggling to talk for a while, he says "I´m sorry, Your Majesty, I have to polish my English." "Oh no", she says stiffly, "I think your English is Polish enough."
@sofakingj5498
@sofakingj5498 2 жыл бұрын
the ketchup on the list went right over my head …. im upset
@tipigi3570
@tipigi3570 2 жыл бұрын
If you still haven't gotten it... he can't read the list because he literally put ketchup on it.
@sofakingj5498
@sofakingj5498 2 жыл бұрын
@@tipigi3570 i understood it later on 🙂
@petemavus2948
@petemavus2948 Жыл бұрын
@@sofakingj5498 Who are you tRump?
@petemavus2948
@petemavus2948 9 ай бұрын
@@WinsNap66 We don't read propaganda and alternative facts we're busy accomplishing things. You and the GQP maga extremists should try it.
@James-gn6ru
@James-gn6ru 10 ай бұрын
Good scenery
@g-unitsoldier6107
@g-unitsoldier6107 2 жыл бұрын
2:55 to 3:05 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ghassanalfarra8935
@ghassanalfarra8935 Жыл бұрын
46 y.o and I really love these jokes, they make me giggle from the inside. 😁 But I really don't understand the one about the dog who ate scrabble tiles taken to the vet yet still no word from him .. I've heard it many times both here and on shorts, yet I still don't get it 🤔
@petemavus2948
@petemavus2948 Жыл бұрын
So you crapped out?
@rivercrimea4849
@rivercrimea4849 Жыл бұрын
Presumably, the tiles will eventually come out in the dog's poop. If they come out in the right order, they will form a word, but... no word yet.
@ghassanalfarra8935
@ghassanalfarra8935 Жыл бұрын
@@rivercrimea4849Thank you! 😅 Now I get it .. "Scrabble" .. now it makes sense It's been soo many years since I've played scrabble I honestly forgot what it was 😑
@silvanobaits8917
@silvanobaits8917 Жыл бұрын
If you throw NaCl on someone is it a salt?
@abcnz1
@abcnz1 Жыл бұрын
No, it's insult😁
@Lilliancooks
@Lilliancooks 2 жыл бұрын
Watch the office🤣🤣🤣
@kadarijackson4826
@kadarijackson4826 2 жыл бұрын
Seems these guys may be fans of the show Letterkenny lol
@DanielFrost79
@DanielFrost79 2 жыл бұрын
Omg. 🤣
@g-unitsoldier6107
@g-unitsoldier6107 2 жыл бұрын
3:30 to 3:40 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@brianwade4179
@brianwade4179 Жыл бұрын
Explain 1:06 please?
@petemavus2948
@petemavus2948 Жыл бұрын
He thinks she likes his small piece 🤣
@michaelk2276
@michaelk2276 2 жыл бұрын
Canada!
@gunner-
@gunner- Жыл бұрын
Got to be Jim thome
@ShaGuangZhiNaZhu
@ShaGuangZhiNaZhu 2 жыл бұрын
Logan is so hot, with the mustache.
@Thirdbase9
@Thirdbase9 Жыл бұрын
What word starts with an E and ends with an E, but has only one letter? "I"
@2.10_yt
@2.10_yt 2 жыл бұрын
Someone please explain the Logan Joke I couldn't understand
@caseyhill7419
@caseyhill7419 2 жыл бұрын
Logan thought his wife was calling him Max.
@2.10_yt
@2.10_yt 2 жыл бұрын
@@caseyhill7419 omg 😂😂 Thanks Man
@rrostoyarik8579
@rrostoyarik8579 2 жыл бұрын
Didn't get envelope 1 letter joke - explain plz
@Lilliancooks
@Lilliancooks 2 жыл бұрын
Begins with “e” and ends with “e” but only has one letter in it because the envelope holds one letter.
@1airportsignguy119
@1airportsignguy119 2 жыл бұрын
Why? This is why.
@jacksonmehoff4963
@jacksonmehoff4963 2 жыл бұрын
Whats a gay horse eat? hheeeeeeyyy
@stone-hultan
@stone-hultan 2 жыл бұрын
where do all the esimoes go for vacation ? Burrrrma
@Rambo3434-v3l
@Rambo3434-v3l 2 жыл бұрын
Lame 😒
@petemavus2948
@petemavus2948 Жыл бұрын
What's a G-Patch?
@geraldhgiles
@geraldhgiles 2 жыл бұрын
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