5 Minutes of Dad Jokes on Dock Tok

#dadjokes #docktok

[@av8153]

On the way to the bathroom you're Russian, in the bathroom European, when you leave the bathroom you're Finnish.

[@aprilgeneric8027]

unless it's 1941, then you go in finnished before you can even claim european you're russian out

[@sumanthprakash7889]

Clever!

[@ddrogue474]

Lol good one!

[@highlander3706]

Don't forget to Polish the mirror!

[@teresastaggs7923]

Best comment

[@Locajabra]

The fact that you guys do your jokes straight-faced makes it more hilarious

[@sulsimsn0579]

😂😂😂

[@thelonesomefisherman7425]

Your dead pan delivery is what makes the jokes funnier.

[@thelonesomefisherman7425]

If the New England Patriots are the Pats, and the Tampa Bay Bucaneers are the Bucs, what does that make the Tennessee Titans?

[@kred792]

@@thelonesomefisherman7425 the tights

[@mortensen1961]

@@thelonesomefisherman7425: My team's the Bruins, I say "Go Bruins". Your team is the Nads. You say. . . .

[@thelonesomefisherman7425]

@@mortensen1961 Good one.

[@thelonesomefisherman7425]

@K Red Actually, it would make them the, Tits.

[@chileheadcraig]

Ya'lls delivery makes the jokes so much better than other channels that do dad jokes

[@tracytracy1030]

Ya, I've tried to watch other people do dad jokes and they just don't have it like these guys! 😂

[@kennethknott9138]

My wife and I told our children that from now on she is going to be the dad and I am going to be the mom. We just feel the need to be transparent.

[@lashondajones3382]

🤣🤣🤣

[@GeminiBeats973]

Damn my man this one's actually funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥

[@kennethknott9138]

@@GeminiBeats973 Thanks. BTW - a policeman stopped to ask me why I had pulled by truck over on the shoulder of the road. I simply explained that I blew up my tranny - then he arrested me for a hate crime....

[@Just2old4thisshit]

I didn't get it

[@janiesierra5257]

Lmao😂😂😂😂

[@BendixX69]

The way you look at the cups after the jokes...thats hilarious.

[@SuperMaxwellg]

This is absolutely perfect! This is the pinnacle of dad jokes! Outstanding work gentleman

[@denn606]

You're outstanding in your field

[@tyty0071]

That ATM machine one gave me a good chuckle.

[@greybeard5123]

You're Russian when you go into the bathroom, European while there, and Finnish when leaving.

[@davidrobb3016]

I tell dad jokes all the time, even though I am not a dad. I guess that makes me a "faux pas"

[@TheLastCrumb.]

Pure bread dog got me completely 😂 I’m stealing that one

[@eddie-g-6452]

That one actually took me a moment .... ! 🤔 Hit 'pause' ~ WHAT ?? 🤨 Aaannnnnd the penny drops ....!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@hemmojito]

You don't know what you're missin'🤣

[@joninapepperell1151]

How the hell do you keep a straight face? Lol 😂 you guys are too good 😅 x

[@dapperjohnjb]

I ran across these guys the other day and they had me in stitches!

[@philjorgensen1950]

I've been laughing (lol) out loud for weeks - I love you guys and this routine.

[@ardeet]

I laughed out loud for 5 minutes and 19 seconds. What speed playback are you listening with?

[@Hejirah]

he killed him with the "it runs in your jeans" 😆

[@kred792]

If a king runs a kingdom and an emperor runs an empire, who runs a country?

[@Bendigo1]

A president.

[@heliofaros1344]

A count. A vote count.

[@joe-tatothepotatobiden47]

Have you ever heard of that guy who dipped his balls in glitter? Pretty nuts

[@RSProduxx]

@@heliofaros1344 almost...

[@davidwuhrer6704]

A count runs a county. So a country must be run by a countr.

[@conservativemetal8552]

I love these. My grandkids think I’m the funniest man alive.

[@carmgitto]

Wait a couple more years 😳

[@oldschoolhawking8191]

​@@carmgitto Exactly, I have 11 grandchildren and they thought I was the funniest guy ever, until they turned 12.🥴

[@carmgitto]

@@oldschoolhawking8191 You are super fortunate to have so many, hope that the age ranges enough so some are laughing ,even if the older ones are groaning Stay funny 😄

[@oldschoolhawking8191]

@@carmgitto Iol, I still have five under the age of 12, the oldest one is 25 years old. He's now my fishing buddy.

[@carmgitto]

@@oldschoolhawking8191 Excellent did you hear about the one armed fisherman?....He caught a fish this big!!

[@games1004]

0:35 My favorite one of this batch... so good!😂

[@Robbertsmit]

Great timing and reactions! And clever!

[@Herm-sw4mv]

On the 6 months to live joke: That is a joke 1st told by Rodney Dagerfield back in the late 70's. It's still funny though 😂

[@MrTruckerf]

It was written by a joke writer who got no credit whatsoever.

[@dewimatthews6037]

He still don't get no respect.

[@SydneyGreenstreet1227]

Wrong,Henny Youngman

[@mistersavage6799]

Why can’t I remember these when my kids want to hear a joke? 😅

[@de5870]

My first reaction...my god how corny and ridiculous but I can't stop laughing. Love you guys!

[@maxinemcelroy8902]

Ohhhh my fluff, the wife jokes are the best. Y'all had me cracking up seriously hard 🤣 👑🙏🏻💞✝️🐾🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯

[@a-bis-zett]

As a non-native speaker I learn a lot here and have so much fun. This is hill-areas!

[@Deplorable_Cruz]

This is the greatest! I am crying

[@loganhancey1955]

This is the best compilation of dad jokes I’ve ever heard 😂

[@joelvansickle3623]

I love these 😆 🤣 😂

[@tenpercentfordabigguy8550]

These guys are the best

[@markmartin5765]

Great work! That was impressive.

[@foxfire4571]

Sounds like the arsonist dating site was on fire.

[@heliofaros1344]

Only hot people.

[@gonzo1168]

I joined too. Plenty of matches. Just no spark 🤔

[@MrTruckerf]

I tried it until I got burnt out.

[@aprilgeneric8027]

2:39 probably the first internet meme i ever saw " how to please a woman with only 3.5 inches, photo of brad williams holding up his visa black card.

[@Imru_gamer]

Fantastic!!! you make laugh so hard.🤣😂💜💜🙏🙏

[@peterpiper831]

Why was the calendar nervous ? It's days were numbered.

[@dewimatthews6037]

Ba dum dishoom!

[@deonteclark9833]

These guys are amazing

[@l.franfort6340]

The shark one is a masterpiece Thank you guys 🫡

[@Styrestian]

No, Escape'ing that one haha

[@lynx7407]

guy on the left always has some crazy ass glasses on

[@gonzo1168]

I also joined the dating site for arsonists. Plenty of matches. Just no spark 🤔

[@peterpiper831]

But your heart was aflame.

[@masumbillah3472]

10 yrs later, heart is burnt...

[@trevor5290]

These are priceless!!! LMFAO

[@canadianpatriot2891]

These are hilarious 😂👍🏻

[@stenovitz]

Soo beautiful and relateable❤ And maybe that's why I love the effort in the dead face delivery (although I've seen behind-the-scenes cuts and they really try to keep the mask tight, that doesn't take anything away from it) Especially with a fresh title as a dad with what feels like a year's sleep deficit, I clearly remember, if you are suddenly left together with a fellow sufferer, the jokes are delivered completely by themselves, where the recipient just either lets it fly over him in dizzyness or the sleep drunk just enjoys that there is peace for a while, with no reaction from the laughing muscles. HOWEVER that said, once the laughing muscles are activated, your dad joke deliveries are drowned in severe laughter, nomatter how lame they are, but which also has a lovely healthy, contagious effect😅 Just entered this channel a week ago, hereby subscribed! Greets from Denmark

[@johnkulpowich5260]

I heard a Rodney in there. All forgiven

[@danawhiteisagenius8654]

3:24 made it all worth it lol

[@LeJones457]

These guys are GREAT!!!!!! Where do they get all these terrific jokes???????

[@user-vy4xr2ob7z]

The blind archery one made me go hyena.

[@mctaguer]

I need my daily fix. Thanks a lot guys!

[@adriand2895]

😂 I will try the ATM machine for my chest

[@OAMSOCIAL]

These are so bad. I love it!

[@genewilliams617]

Good stuff here!

[@JustinGray70]

pun pa pun pun, pun occasionally LMAO

[@Gx876Gaming-hz5du]

Lmaoo I accidentally took my cats meds last night… dont ask “meow”

[@bakiretsu1351]

*STROKE* 😂😂😂😂😂😂 that got me

[@Ensofpsyros]

I can't pee, I couldn't pee, I have to pee. He wanted me to hold that in.

[@sethb775]

I could watch these all day…

[@eddie-g-6452]

These dudes take up the last half hour of my night shift ..... 🤣🤣

[@ellonysman]

Epic. E P I C plus I love Tahoe!

[@katlamb4606]

03:58 😂 I was gaping cause I thought he said he cooked the rabbi.

[@bobbyng6436]

Packed my bags and right!!!😅

[@16rumpole]

the key to these jokes is the deadpan straight faced delivery

[@muffinman2546]

1:52 What kind of dog is that? A corgi loaf? 😂

[@robertcarpenter1615]

That viagra one had me spraying my coffee.

[@lynnfielding4942]

This comment did that to me 😂😂😂

[@warriormanmaxx8991]

Hey @robertcarpenter1615 - you were not spraying out your coffee !!

[@C-E2]

Hill Areas - Hilarious 😂

[@robfriedrich2822]

On telephone the automatic voice tells me "please hold the lion", but not, what to do, if the lion becomes nervous.

[@sandimitulinsky-ou2nb]

Every one golden 😂❤

[@chingamfong]

That twitter is free joke is aging like cheese. Changed, but still delicious.

[@AndersPuschel]

I used to work for that arsonist dating site, but I got fired.

[@SydneyGreenstreet1227]

I used to work in a candle factory but got fired because I wouldn’t work on wick ends.

[@eddie-g-6452]

I joined a dating site 6 months ago. As I've received no letters, the agency said they will give me 6 months free and just remove my picture ....! 🤣🤣 🤔 😭😭😭

[@robfriedrich2822]

They raised the cough fee...

[@danaveye3977]

The amount of rum consumed to make these videos would be astonishing

[@catsrock7991]

You have a left to remain silent

[@Janee-jf9wn]

Dad's be funny!

[@jonathanwinfield6000]

Careful with those jokes when your barber has scissors in his hand.. 😂

[@djksfhakhaks]

I. Just. Holy fuck. JESUS

[@artiso2291]

the fact that they are so bad makes it so funny

[@donaldkasper8346]

When he tilted his coffee cup up and nothing was in it, wow, I thought he was actually drinking coffee all this time. Fooled me again.

[@francinemorris4622]

What do you call a dispute between two fishermen? Rod Rage. ( if this makes you chuckle or smile please give a 👍🏽)

[@clairee4939]

🤦🏼‍♀️ 😊

[@nobody7817]

OK OK, You reeled me in; I fell for that line... good catch!

[@stevesebzda570]

@Nobody You fell for that (hook, line and sinker), you missed that lol. 😂👍

[@stevesebzda570]

Francine Morris, I got one. Why are fly-fishermen better? Because, fly-fishermen/women have longer rods. [A Fly-Fishing rod is approx 81/2, 9, 91/2 or 10 feet long - compared to 4,5 or 6 feet] So, actually, you could you could rephrase your joke; Why, did the two fisherman have a dispute? Because the fly-fisherman had a longer rod. Lol . 😂👍(< and why can't I find a caramel thumb?! Gee, that's dumb.. ) Good one though. 😂

[@trevor5290]

answer: A de-bate.

[@vitd5283]

they write the jokes on the back of their mugs

[@RANDOMPEPSIBOTTLES]

4:32 XD

[@CornerTalker]

When you're headed to the bathroom, you're a Russian.

[@andyleo8418]

Henny Youngmen joke in there

[@markglass9123]

One from Gracie Allen, too. Always room for the classics.

[@hamdanjantan3462]

The UNWRITTEN RULES : 1)_______ 2)________ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@gritskennedy5007]

What are a pirates favorite letters....sure ya might think it's RRRRRR BUT REALLY ITS THE C....

[@damienfinger7760]

Got it for $24 in the first seconds!

[@rjust2297]

If you're golfing and you keep your ball on the T right out of the bag. Are you teabagging?

[@ellonysman]

Soooo stupid. Love it.

[@MADtownMETALER]

Where can i get those sunglasses?😊

[@chileheadcraig]

Hope the keyboard job is back under cntl.

[@donaldkasper8346]

Hey now backspace a minute and tab that by me again.

[@glennsoucy4359]

Y'all at Camp Richardson?

[@warrior7466]

I explained to my wife that this is how the offside rule works. The next day whilst watching tennis she shouts "but he was offside".

[@oxy_is_a_moron]

Why is the number 10 always scared? Because it is in the middle of 9 11

[@alexanderverslegers4681]

😂😂😂

[@eyalozeri1981]

What a gorgeous view! where do you live?

[@ElizabethBowden-hr3nq]

Ha ha lol😂

[@MrMightyZ]

Another Lisle? Cheers bro.

[@some1601]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤦🏻‍♂️👍🏻

[@susanroberts3813]

I want a video of your bloopers 🎉🎉🎉

[@gravlaxbob355]

Except for the few that I don't get (blame it on me) these jokes are great. Was there was a writers strike?

[@joelaichner3025]

Quality

[@Ensofpsyros]

I got a babysitter so I can have a good weak end. Get it?

[@masumbillah3472]

PT result after 3 weeks?🎉🎉🎉

[@dewimatthews6037]

Nope

[@larsjacobsen9795]

No

[@robfriedrich2822]

My children should get a better babysitter, than me. I think, it's legitimate, that the babysitter doesn't drop the baby, doesn't wash it with 140°F and doesn't give them some sugared brandy, when it screams.

[@gritskennedy5007]

How did the gum get on the other side of the road? It was stuck to the bottom of the chickens foot.

[@BadlandNP]

Knocked it clear across the lake! Agin!!

[@nobody7817]

You mean it went over your head?

[@BadlandNP]

@@nobody7817 Only 'cause I was laughing so hard!