Hilarious Moments in General Conference

[@indiana6941]

I miss watching General Conference on our TV and hearing all the laughter when a speaker would say something funny.😔😂

[@jjpproductions]

Those were the days… :)

[@brock8696]

We're back

[@Royalltop1]

An elderly couple shared with me an experience they had with President Monson. They were at the Salt lake temple looking out at the yard. And parked in the yard was several white golf carts. So they waited sure to see some General athoritiys coming out of the temple. And sure enough they did. One cart remained so they continue to wait. President Monson came out he just sat there in his cart. He spied them watching him. He waved at them to come over to his cart he was all smiles as always he quietly lifted a box and opened it. And held out to them a box of chocolates and asked them if they wanted one. They said he giggled like a child and said I just love chocolate. I thought wow what a cool story. He was such an awesome man!!!

[@warriormaiden9829]

Lol! Wish they had included Elder Uchtdorf's story about the tree rings (how some are thick, and some are thin), and then says, "Now, you're probably wondering what this has to do with planes..." 🤣

[@sariahsue]

And then he continued, "Well, let me tell you..." Doubly hilarious!

[@samuelthygerson6009]

Uchtdorf, either it is about a small thing, or planes...

[@alyssacollinwood1057]

Yep I remember that

[@melissasmith3820]

I think it was Pres Hinkley who was apologizing for the uncomfortably warm tabernacle at Gen Conf once, but added "but it's going to be a lot hotter if you don't repent!" LOL

[@alyssacollinwood1057]

Yes

[@JeffDrakeX]

Definitely. I remember that one! I also have a transcript of when he visited my mission in Andalucía, Spain, and met with all the full-time missionaries. He also addressed the heat in that hot, Mediterranean climate, inviting the elders in the meeting to take off their suit coats. Then he continued, “You sisters can take off your hairspray.” 😄

[@Jaxon_Fowers]

I literally learned to wiggle my ears because of president Monsons talk😂

[@zyssica]

So did I! 😀

[@gordonsundaydv]

Haha

[@leonoranicolaysen2784]

I tried!

[@samuelaraujo3877]

me too! lol

[@daisyyydoggg]

..."I looked him squarely in the eye certain I had his attention, and then... I WIGGLED MY EARS" Proceeds to wiggle ears for effect... I'm dead😂 We miss you, President Monson!!

[@StompMom5]

If only the men running our country were as great as these men, the devil wouldn't have a prayer. Love our church leaders and so grateful to them. Without their calming, inspiring voices we'd have no hope

[@Bernardus_McJamesicus]

Amen to that

[@Twister051]

Whoever says that General Conference is always boring or that the First Presidency and the Twelve have no sense of humor are "not" paying attention. That story of Pres. Monson about wiggling his ears.....I laughed so hard I almost wet my pants. I think next to music I appreciate Heavenly Father's gift of humor the most.

[@gingerdurbin2726]

I miss President Monson. If I make it too heaven, I hope we will be buddies.

[@cowboy2006]

You’ll make it

[@DiggyDiggy1919]

*to

[@gingerdurbin2726]

maxwell How sad and miserable for you. I’m sorry that your heart is so faithless and bitter towards this beautiful, kind, Prophet of God.

[@DiggyDiggy1919]

@@gingerdurbin2726 naw he's totally right on this one. Use your brain and really look at the doctrine and history of the mormon church. It's a cult with beliefs and history that are scientifically disproved

[@sosaiakaulave839]

@maxwell do you think our saviour Jesus Christ would say things like this to others, no. We need to be wise with our words cos we never know the true story of someone's background or back their head and plus do u want anyone to tell your story just like how you did if that's you??? do to others as you would have them do to you and we need to learn how to love our enemy not like this....

[@NinjaOfTheKyeboard1]

I also learned to wiggle my ears because of President Monson, I’m glad I’m not the only one.

[@latter-daysaintpud1432]

Conference is so uplifting, and the humour shows that these people love us and are equal. It is a great blessing for me.

[@gabriellemontaignesanjuan812]

Jim Caponzi President Thomas S. Monson is the prophet sent by God to speak the truth. He also wants us to make us happy.

[@latter-daysaintpud1432]

Absolutely! In this troubled world we need direction from a Prophet.

[@latter-daysaintpud1432]

Jim Caponzi Whatever

[@gabriellemontaignesanjuan812]

LDS member Correct! That is why we have a Prophet! to lead us to the right path. For those who are not believing please do include in your prayers if Pres. Thomas Monson is a true prophet sent by God, and the Holy Ghost will guide you. As what is written in Moroni 10:4-5. By dear brothers and sisters please do have faith to the prophet and listen to every word that he teaches, it is for our own good and for our salvation. As what Pres. Monson saith let us read the book of Mormon everyday and ponder the words of the Restored Gospel of Jesus Christ, I testify all this things and all of this I ask in the Jesus name. Amen!

[@latter-daysaintpud1432]

Gabrielle Montaigne San Juan I agree all the way with you, in the end all things will be clear to everyone. As for me, I sustain him as a Prophet and by following him I have been blessed. I don't care what others think I have as much right to my view as they do! And it's nice to have a response like yours, thank you :-)

[@trevordelepine7708]

My all time favorite is still when Hinckley “knighted” a newly called apostle with his cane

[@chaoticblaze306]

Maxwell lol you’re such a frickin joke. 😂 He “didn’t let Floyd in the church” Floyd never even tried to become a member. Where’s your evidence, smartie?

[@trevordelepine7708]

Chaotic Blaze internet trolls like Maxwell are best left un-replied to, the most you can hope to accomplish by interacting with them is having a frustrating experience, because that’s all internet trolls are after, to piss on people, because they are small, impotent people in their little meaningless lives.

[@chaoticblaze306]

Maxwell cool. Did I ask though?

[@chaoticblaze306]

Maxwell dude I honestly feel bad for you. You just earned a ticket to hell. 😂👌 Have a nice life as a single fatty.

[@chaoticblaze306]

Maxwell Yawn? I’m confused. Are you tired of your lies?

[@clballard24]

The heart warming experience hearing Elder Monson speak after he passed away about 2 years ago. He was my first prophet and I will never forget him. Little eight year old me excited to hear him speak during confrence. 😢

[@rachelrasmusson8371]

I read do relate to this. He was my first prophet, and I thought he was a brilliant man. I became so sad when my mother told me he passed away. I was always so excited to hear him talk. But he is with heavenly father now. He is with his wife.

[@heatherstub]

@@rachelrasmusson8371 Did you both know that he was a dentist some time ago? I can just imagine his warmth and gentle bedside manner. He was so kind and true, and he genuinely loved children. Glory to God for allowing him to share so much love and joy with the world.

[@kirknitz3794]

I needed this and I miss President Monson also.

[@mariana.villamor8438]

Thomas s monson was a great prophet.... We all miss you pres. Monson😢

[@GoodCitizen-lf9db]

Marian A. Villamor He was a false prophet and a heretic who is in hell.

[@happylatter-daysaint3503]

God bless President Monson!!! A great man of God who Loved people!!!!🌷🌷🌷

[@Brenystoriesjnr]

@@GoodCitizen-lf9db Try to work out your salvation first before judging who's in hell or not. Thank you

[@GoodCitizen-lf9db]

imoLitesTv My salvation is sorted out i assure you. God says false prophets are in Hell, and He’s telling the truth.

[@DiggyDiggy1919]

@@GoodCitizen-lf9db joke is on you buddy. All religions are cults. You've been brainwashed.

[@zaramarland8402]

Again must say I love being a member of this amazing church, even the prophet and apostles have a sense of humour!!! ≤3 all these amazing men!!!

[@byronofcalgary6985]

did you laugh when Brigham Young wrote that any white who mates with a black person must die-

[@kasenpeterson7883]

byronofcalgary where’s your proof?

[@byronofcalgary6985]

Kasen P - THANK YOU - - Brigham Young publicly taught on AT LEAST 3 occasions that the punishment for inter-racial marriage was DEATH - 1847, 1852 + 1865 [ "Pioneer Prophet" - pg 222 JG Turner + F C Collier's "Teachings of Pres Brig. Young Vol 3 pg 44" + Journal of Discourses #10 pg 110 ] - Young even claimed "it would be a blessing to kill anyone who transgressed" and that "it would be a blessing to ask someone to cut off your head" for that act [ had inter-racial sex ] - found these Off-Site refs at Wikipedia article titled "Interracial marriage and the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter day Saints"- - great read - - - TONS of footnote refs from non-Wiki Sites inc LDS Journals - see above - even a quick scan of the footnote quotes makes it obvious - you can also search "Lynching of Thomas Coleman" - other refs include racist LDS actions from the 1960's and a Students Manual from 2003 regards interracial marriage - lastly I saw a remark that LDS referred to non-LDS as "Gentiles" even though LDS were Gentiles - this reminded me of a little known fact about Smith Q - What Jewish Tribe did Joseph Smith claim Ancestry from ? - the one with black blood as described in the Bible - that means Smith could never be a Prophet or Seer or Ordained because of his claimed black ancestry... acc to B Young Prophet and Seer I realize I sounded kinda cheeky in my previous post but maybe you will now know why - thanks again for asking - I learned more than I thought in a 15 minute search

[@russelledwards7084]

If you read the Bible you will find that there are no more prophets Luke 16:16 the laws and prophets were untill John the Baptist at this time the gospel was being preached and everyone was pressing in to it KJV .

[@mekarie2]

I love this church too ;-) and I love Jesus Christ ;-) It's a joyful thing.

[@matthewcriddle7123]

“Don’t even think about it” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@alyssacollinwood1057]

😆🤣

[@joshgray5111]

This video is basically just General Conference out of context.

[@weatherboi]

4 years old now thiis video and still great to watch these Brethern, all done in the proper spirit.

[@SeerOfTime577]

These are so sweet!

[@evelynoxford7962]

Just what l needed tonight!

[@heatherstub]

"l?"

[@annarobertson5205]

These men are absolutely amazing, they are so full of the pure love of Christ. They practically glow with it!!

[@jamestaylor1975]

To me they seem narcissistic and love the attention. They don't think they can do anything wrong. President Oaks said in an interview that it is wrong to criticize leaders of the church even if the criticism is true. Also they have all had the second anointing so that just adds to the problem.

[@annarobertson5205]

@@jamestaylor1975 Have a good day, James! I hope that whatever made you feel that way will resolve itself.

[@jamestaylor1975]

@@annarobertson5205 Thank you. Please understand that I absolutely love the people of the lds church. It is only the leadership I have issue with. I was a member for my entire life and raised my family in it but in 2017 I resigned. I felt deceived by the very men I trusted to be good honest humble men. It rocked my world and turned it upside down.

[@fayelewis5476]

@@annarobertson5205 Jesus Christ said there was no salvation in the LDS church. Jesus Christ said, "Follow Me." You should read the Bible and learn the truth. Eternity is a long time to be wrong.

[@annarobertson5205]

@@fayelewis5476 😁 Yes, the Bible is a fantastic was to learn about Jesus Christ. But, may I suggest taking a look at the Book of Mormon? I think you will find information about Him that is more precise than what must seem apparent. I hope you have a lovely rest of your day.

[@lylesmith9547]

Thanks for these gems

[@FromG2eminor]

I was just thinking yesterday...I know Heavenly Father has a wonderful since if humor. Then this popped up....lol

[@audreydokos2556]

And then....... I wiggled my ears.... ... My wife told me not to say that...... 😂😂😂😂

[@thelion1944]

Loved this! Thank you. Many fond memories . . .

[@adamgoodword7888]

Unless you love Jesus more than the things or the people in this world then you are NOT worthy of His kingdom and you will be cast into the lake of fire for all eternity.

[@samuelwolf2468]

To love the word of god given through his servants the prophets just as in the old testament is a fulness of gospel. We prey to god the holy father not the prophet it is done so in the name Jesus Christ. And we can not be saved by any other name thats why its called The Church of Jesus Christ of Latterday Saints its not moses church or peters church but christs.

[@bryanchesley9435]

Elder Hollands talk this weekend (4-2-22) would make a great addition to this collection.

[@kierstantruscott7952]

I love thomas s monson he's such an amazing person I'm gonna miss him so much.

[@lightninglandon3698]

Me too he was great

[@redvelvetcupcake8388]

Kierstan Truscott I miss him, but he’s with his wife now💗

[@457christiaan]

Jarom 1 1. [5] And now, behold, two hundred years had passed away, and the people of Nephi had waxed strong in the land. They observed to keep the law of Moses and the sabbath day holy unto the Lord. And they profaned not; neither did they blaspheme. And the laws of the land were exceedingly strict. Mosiah 13 1. [16] Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy. 2. [18] But the seventh day, the sabbath of the Lord thy God, thou shalt not do any work, thou, nor thy son, nor thy daughter, thy man-servant, nor thy maid-servant, nor thy cattle, nor thy stranger that is within thy gates; 3. [19] For in six days the Lord made heaven and earth, and the sea, and all that in them is; wherefore the Lord blessed the sabbath day, and hallowed it. Mosiah 18 1. [23] And he commanded them that they should observe the sabbath day, and keep it holy, and also every day they should give thanks to the Lord their God.

[@rachelrasmusson8371]

@Rodney Maxwell How is Thomas S London a dork? That's not an Acceptable thing yo say.😡

[@rachelrasmusson8371]

@maxwell What are you going on about? Our prophets are not delusional. They're good men. You can leave your opinions at the door. Nobody wants hate here.

[@annamayoliphant5171]

I love the truthstaughtfrom theprophets

[@zyssica]

Oh how I miss president Monson 🫶

[@DarthSpiderMaul]

He was the funniest prophet we had.

[@gemmeerobinson1803]

@@DarthSpiderMaul Don't worry Satan has him waiting for you.

[@zaramarland8402]

I absolutely love these amazing men of Heavenly Father!!!

[@adamgoodword7888]

These are men of satan. Jesus did not establish this religion. Jesus was against religion. Jesus wants us to follow Him, not religion. If you were a true Christian you would love Jesus more than these men!!!

[@GeoCrockerPot]

Adam Goodword These men fulfill the work and agenda of the Lord and the church. The prophet is the mouth piece of the Lord. If we don't love the prophet as well as our fellow man, which is what the Savior and Heavenly Father commanded of us or listen to the words, we wouldn't know Him, let alone love Him. Without the gospel restored, without the priesthood keys, without modern/latter-day revelation, we would have no purpose to life and we would become more attached to the devil. We would not be here!

[@bobkoi1]

Josephlied.com

[@hhaylin_]

@@adamgoodword7888 the frick- wh- that makes no sense lol

[@caballero7479]

HH Productions I know right😂

[@zon3665]

There's a great book by an LDS author that shows that there is perfect harmony between the prophetic statements concerning the garden of Eden being in Missouri and the Old Testament account concerning the garden of Eden. It's called Canaan, Babylon, and Egypt A Comparative Theological Analysis on Creation sold by Eborn Books.

[@josephshumway1081]

General Conference is amazing and I love the humor! I have a friend who is a senior in high school and she's planning on serving a mission after her freshman year of college. Two years ago when I was her age we went to high school together and we loved hanging out during lunch break. I loved to talk with my friends about the gospel and I still do. I have a lot of LDS friends. Lindsay and I would talk about General Conference. Our favorite speaker was President Uchtdorf. We loved acting out the part of one talk where President Monson told him to not "even think about it". I would pretend to be Uchtdorf putting his hand on the throttles and she would say "Dieter, don't even think about it". Later she found the talk and sent it to me with a letter. She signed it: Lindsay, A.K.A Thomas S. Monson.

[@wellsaidgoodheadfred9843]

Hi Joe, have you read JEremy Runnel's CES Letter? It's online free! Google it

[@GaryKColeman]

@Joseph Shumway Go to the KZbin channel "The CES Letter A Closer Look" for the truth.

[@gordonsundaydv]

I can't wiggle my ears

[@nealfry2230]

" I'll Always Love Good Humor "

[@HelloKittyFanMan.]

Haha, my favorite one of these is Tommy's! Not because he just died and I'm biased, though, of course. But I can't wait to see someone retell that story at his funeral! I'll enjoy his viewing too.

[@457christiaan]

Jarom 1 1. [5] And now, behold, two hundred years had passed away, and the people of Nephi had waxed strong in the land. They observed to keep the law of Moses and the sabbath day holy unto the Lord. And they profaned not; neither did they blaspheme. And the laws of the land were exceedingly strict. Mosiah 13 1. [16] Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy. 2. [18] But the seventh day, the sabbath of the Lord thy God, thou shalt not do any work, thou, nor thy son, nor thy daughter, thy man-servant, nor thy maid-servant, nor thy cattle, nor thy stranger that is within thy gates; 3. [19] For in six days the Lord made heaven and earth, and the sea, and all that in them is; wherefore the Lord blessed the sabbath day, and hallowed it. Mosiah 18 1. [23] And he commanded them that they should observe the sabbath day, and keep it holy, and also every day they should give thanks to the Lord their God. NOT SUNDAY

[@DiggyDiggy1919]

@@457christiaan they waxed their vaginas. Not the land

[@kayvanderveen575]

I love and honor these men of God, Christians in the truest sense of the word. One day all will know this to be true!

[@mavrick65921]

lol good fucking try.

[@burtonrussell1561]

Ditto Lucas

[@dereksass8243]

Elder (Then President) Dieter F. Uchtdorf: April 2014 Priesthood President Thomas S. Monson (1927-2018): April 2008 Priesthood (first talk as president) Elder Joseph B. Wirthlin Jr. (1917-2008): October 2008 Saturday Afternoon Session President Henry B. Eyring (now serving as second counselor in the First Presidency): April 2014 (I think) Priesthood

[@wellsaidgoodheadfred9843]

Hi Derek, have you read Jeremy Runnel's CES Letter? You can read it online for free! It will strengthen your faith in the profit started by Joseph Smith!

[@GaryKColeman]

@@wellsaidgoodheadfred9843 Go to the KZbin channel "The CES Letter A Closer Look" for the truth.

[@seemlyme]

System is the problem 🏡 The Great Qualities 1, Show all living creatures; all the love and kindness as much as you can. 2, Only try to be honest with yourself. If you try to be honest with others, you will get into big trouble soon or later. 3, Aim only one target at a time; otherwise you are chasing two rabbits and you will miss both. So, the reason behind it. Have one powerful reason and never ever give up the one you want the most. 4, Don't try to be good person only but be the powerful person. We will grow to be the one or we will die. There is no other choice. 5, Always learn and look for to improve something your life. 6, You are not alone. Love and faith the high power reduces unnecessary stress in life. But never completely rely on it. 7, Success and happiness are the byproducts of our usefulness. So, always increase the possibility of success. 8, Life is not going to be easy. Because of our unnecessary things. Eliminate all the unnecessary things as much as you can by organising yourself well with the environments. 9, Never believe anything without the proper evidences. 10, Always try to give more than you take. Because it is dignity/ character of the divinity within you. 🌎 As long as people continue to see themselves as separate from everything else, they lend themselves to being completely enslaved. Success depends on how well we relate to everything around us. Joy comes from that bliss of connectedness. I believe that unarmed truth and love will have the final word in reality. To love; you should have good heart. I am a good person until I see a person better than my standard of goodness. Being good is the progress towards a worthy cause. Love is God. Whoever lives in love, lives forever. How selfish it is to try to keep something forever? Love is all about nourishing, nurturing, sharing and expanding the love within you for all. The principle to which we adhere to is that we have kindness of love at heart for the whole of mankind. As long as there is the unnecessary differences within us; we can not live peacefully so we have to eliminate all the unnecessary differences among us so we can love all. People abilities may vary but not there true love. If we love a person/ God for a reason then we love the reason but not the person. No reason is the reason to love the person because true love never fails. So do not compare or measure the true love as first or the last but love all truly. If you love people truly then you can understand people. If you don't love then you don't understand people at all. People are controlled by system why? The Cyclical Consumption is the current economy all over the World. It is making the scarcity problems of the earth finite resources to deteriorate day by day. Current Monetary System is legalised theft. Real money is Gold and Silver. Scarcity gives the money more value. Real money won't lose it's value. When Governments stay away from Gold & Silver then very easy to transfer the wealth / resources to upper class the Rich (Corporatocracy) Elite. When the Governments are printing out more new fiat currency with reserve banks, our old currency is losing its purchasing power everyday. They are printing millions of currency everyday. All governments and laws are existing right now to transfer wealth to upper class the rich elite. The USA Government & other Governments are in many countries, bailed the investment banks & financial institutions in 2008 against the majority of the people. There is no democracy in any countries. Because of the Money System based on profits motive only above all else even humans lives and well-being. So, we do not have freedom to protect our values with the money so on. The violence, bankruptcy & all the negativities are build into the Monetary System of our society. All are owned (including ourselves) by Reserve Bank. Which is private cartel the corporation. So, in legal system, we are legally considered as chattel the properties. They make money in the capital markets with our birth certificates. They do not consider us as Humans. That's the truth. We are at the invisible war with the Elites (Corporatocracies). We have to fight for our Freedom. Resource Based Economy is the Solution. We have to declare the earth resources as the heritage of all the people of this world. So everyone has access to it. Please have your research about zeitgeist movement then you know the truth more. Truth About Health/Drugs Industry Because Of It Your Life At High Risk The drug industry is a 1/2 trillion dollars a year worldwide conglomerate. Almost 300 billions dollars just in North America. That is really big business. What would happen if everyone were well? There is no money in health. You see, good health makes a lot of sense but it doesn't make a lot of dollars. Because everything they do is toxic. Every drug they use, prescription drugs, all drugs are liver toxic, bar none. If you've had amalgam fillings put in your mouth by dentists. It is highly toxic. There's cancer because most of the chemos are themselves carcinogens. To view the tumor as the cancer and we know the tumor is not the cancer. The cancer industry is 200 billions dollars a year. The more work they get, the more profit there is. You have to dismantle; If the truth ever came out about what we would need to do. 30% of people of females in America are at risk of getting, will get cancer of the breast. The ones that are already dead have been grossly mistreated by the medical profession and by the government that supposedly is supposed to encourage free research and development of all possibilities. Why would medical doctors who studied medicine and practice medicine and are heavily funded by pharmaceutical companies why would they go and look into vitamins? That they never had the answer orthomolecular. And as more and more of our population start taking their health into their own hands, there's going to be even more and more of changes. It can't go on the way it is. The system is failing apart. We must make nutrition the primary prevention strategy for the population. You are what you eat. You are everything that you have ever done to yourself. The choices you make directly affect the outcome of your life. - (Food Matters Documentary in Netflix) 😊 Well, I truly love God. I am not religious but very spiritual person. So, I believe 1) Religion is the beliefs in someone experiences But spirituality is having my own experiences. The mainstream religions people promote religious ideology by giving guidelines and guide but In my spiritual life; I do not want anyone or anything between God and me to restrict my freedom to worship God. 2) We do not need any authorities to do good work. The god work is the good work always. In contrast; organised mainstream religions are claiming that they have the authorities to do God works as leaders so on. 3) God is not capable of doing wrong thing, change the past for us and create anything out of nothing for us. Nothing means not anything. So, even God is limited. The mainstream religious people believe that God is unlimited. 4) God wants us to take responsibilities for our righteousness life but not for all the consequences of our actions because they are continued to exist among us. So, How can god punish us for all our consequences? The mainstream religious people believe we are full of sins because of all our actions. 5) Freewill is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. So, we do not have choices all the time. In contrast teachings of the mainstream religions are promoting people to do god's will always because we all have choices of freewill always. 6) We can not separate everything into groups. So, everything for good and evil and there's no success and failure for everything. If everything is real then real things can not be threatened. Once you come to understand that God/The Holy Spirit is in each of us, You will no longer need a Book to tell you how to live. Then why we need religious scriptures? The Virtue is the expression of the basic goodness in our actions. The Basic goodness is the fundamental worthiness of every individuals. We are worthy to God always in everything. 7) Beliefs in a cruel God makes a cruel man. No matter what; every living creatures has the right to live and What makes their life cheap? Everything depends on everything. Nothing too big or too small in value. We can not love and hate at the same time; Being a vegetarian means love without cruelty happily. The mainstream religious people are killing people and sacrificing animals in the name of God. They promote God's cruel punishments. The Punishment is endless for Sinners/Devil according to religious scriptures. But God is love always. Overcome hate with love. If all religions for peace, unity? No way. Because they are not for peace. 8) Well, The God gave us everything to go from moment to moment in our lives as we do our part and pray only to thank god then the Love is in progress. The Love is always for everyone. We are always worthy of the God's love. Our greatest fear is; not to be loved by anyone but we are all loved by someone. When we eliminate all our unnecessary differences among us then true peaceful life is possible with the true love. If we can't find the peace within ourselves then we will never find it anywhere else. 9) This is the Fight for independence and freedom of humanity to worship God freely without religious guide and guidelines to restrict us. Unnecessarily, We do not want third party controls over us in anything ; especially in spirituality. 10) Revive Survive Thrive. 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[@horseshogsanddirtbikes320]

I got the email a few weeks ago, our church was one of the first entities to stop group meetings because of Covid-19...I love our church and I love out prophet...!

[@TimTeemo]

There's also this. Uchdorf said there was a kid who got something on his arm, and when washing it off "the scriptures couldn't describe it more. There was great weeping and gnashing of teeth"

[@juanclopez5705]

I miss you so much president monson

[@nelefeleti9493]

Love this❤️

[@sofieanderson622]

I love this so much♥️

[@HelloKittyFanMan.]

LOL, "Uh... he went to prison.... It was a tough neighborhood!"

[@dhianrhian9378]

I miss Pres monson! 😭

[@chaoticblaze306]

Maxwell nice. Maybe get a life sometime, and move out of your moms basement? There’s still time to mature, bud.

[@chaoticblaze306]

Maxwell and I thought that you were only a slight loser. Yikes. You shouldn’t have changed your gender. oh and also. Lmao .

[@chaoticblaze306]

Maxwell oh and, what’s a Mormon? Haven’t heard of them.

[@chaoticblaze306]

Maxwell Mormons don’t exist, pinhead. Maybe if you actually payed attention to the church and weren’t a blatant liar you would know 😂😂.

[@chaoticblaze306]

Maxwell yeah and Gordon died 12 years ago, smart one. We changed our name, which makes you even more stupid.

[@cherlynburleson8042]

Soooo funny! Love it.

[@ilamurray5075]

I love them. They are so funny.

[@gordonsundaydv]

Yeah mom me too

[@l.richmondchilds9548]

While serving on my mission I would go to the Purdue LDS INSTITUTE on our Monday prep day. We were taught a statement that H. C. KIMBALL Taught “ You must KNOW THE LORD so well that you tell Him a joke and KNOW THAT HE LAUGHED” I have tried to Live and KNOW THE LORD.

[@howardsmith9342]

He lived that statement. I heard a story once how he was in his room saying his prayers when one of his children passed by the doorway and heard him laughing. Apparently he had heard a joke and was telling it to the Lord, and he couldn't help but laugh as he was telling it.

[@ExpatsOn2Wheels]

I miss President Monson 😣

[@Ritercrazy]

Love the 'United'.

[@michaellidster1389]

Monsoon and the ear wiggling. Genuinely funny.

[@NotMrDiego]

I want 2 see these conferences.

[@BenAndJeffsAudiobooks]

I am Jewish. I love this guy.

[@christianbarnett9144]

What is elder uchtdorfs talk in this clip

[@hhaylin_]

Oh gosh this was recommended to me- I watched too many Book Of Mormon Videos

[@daphneraven9439]

"Too many..." i don't know if that's really "a thing"...

[@hhaylin_]

@@daphneraven9439 bruh what do you mean-

[@popn6189]

me too. i watched 'em all

[@christiangibbs8534]

How does he DO that thing with his ears?

[@sharronoxley4923]

God bless u thomas s manson may u rest u in peace now u are heavenly kingdom🙏

[@makamurphy]

Lol love these talks funny too

[@keatonhill726]

super funny!!!!!

[@karenhopwood1768]

I think the people on here that are calling president monson devils deciple .should read on the lords errand .this man has done so much good for his fellow man .and woman .he can only be called a disciple of god the holy one on high .

[@rachelrasmusson8371]

You're right. And when I see these comments, I get so upset. Because I believe that Monson was a true disciple of Christ. And he has done so much good for this world. He was a brilliant man. I miss him.

[@seemlyme]

System is the problem 🏡 The Great Qualities. 1, Show all living creatures; all the love and kindness as much as you can. 2, Only try to be honest with yourself. If you try to be honest with others, you will get into big trouble soon or later. 3, Aim only one target at a time; otherwise you are chasing two rabbits and you will miss both. So, the reason behind it. Have one powerful reason and never ever give up the one you want the most. 4, Don't try to be good person only but be the powerful person. We will grow to be the one or we will die. There is no other choice. 5, Always learn and look for to improve something your life. 6, You are not alone. Love and faith the high power reduces unnecessary stress in life. But never completely rely on it. 7, Success and happiness are the byproducts of our usefulness. So, always increase the possibility of success. 8, Life is not going to be easy. Because of our unnecessary things. Eliminate all the unnecessary things as much as you can by organising yourself well with the environments. 9, Never believe anything without the proper evidences. 10, Always try to give more than you take. Because it is dignity/ character of the divinity within you. 🌎 As long as people continue to see themselves as separate from everything else, they lend themselves to being completely enslaved. Success depends on how well we relate to everything around us. Joy comes from that bliss of connectedness. I believe that unarmed truth and love will have the final word in reality. To love; you should have good heart. I am a good person until I see a person better than my standard of goodness. Being good is the progress towards a worthy cause. Love is God. Whoever lives in love, lives forever. How selfish it is to try to keep something forever? Love is all about nourishing, nurturing, sharing and expanding the love within you for all. The principle to which we adhere to is that we have kindness of love at heart for the whole of mankind. As long as there is the unnecessary differences within us; we can not live peacefully so we have to eliminate all the unnecessary differences among us so we can love all. People abilities may vary but not there true love. If we love a person/ God for a reason then we love the reason but not the person. No reason is the reason to love the person because true love never fails. So do not compare or measure the true love as first or the last but love all truly. If you love people truly then you can understand people. If you don't love then you don't understand people at all. People are controlled by system why? The Cyclical Consumption is the current economy all over the World. It is making the scarcity problems of the earth finite resources to deteriorate day by day. Current Monetary System is legalised theft. Real money is Gold and Silver. Scarcity gives the money more value. Real money won't lose it's value. When Governments stay away from Gold & Silver then very easy to transfer the wealth / resources to upper class the Rich (Corporatocracy) Elite. When the Governments are printing out more new fiat currency with reserve banks, our old currency is losing its purchasing power everyday. They are printing millions of currency everyday. All governments and laws are existing right now to transfer wealth to upper class the rich elite. The USA Government & other Governments are in many countries, bailed the investment banks & financial institutions in 2008 against the majority of the people. There is no democracy in any countries. Because of the Money System based on profits motive only above all else even humans lives and well-being. So, we do not have freedom to protect our values with the money so on. The violence, bankruptcy & all the negativities are build into the Monetary System of our society. All are owned (including ourselves) by Reserve Bank. Which is private cartel the corporation. So, in legal system, we are legally considered as chattel the properties. They make money in the capital markets with our birth certificates. They do not consider us as Humans. That's the truth. We are at the invisible war with the Elites (Corporatocracies). We have to fight for our Freedom. Resource Based Economy is the Solution. We have to declare the earth resources as the heritage of all the people of this world. So everyone has access to it. Please have your research about zeitgeist movement then you know the truth more. Truth About Health/Drugs Industry Because Of It Your Life At High Risk The drug industry is a 1/2 trillion dollars a year worldwide conglomerate. Almost 300 billions dollars just in North America. That is really big business. What would happen if everyone were well? There is no money in health. You see, good health makes a lot of sense but it doesn't make a lot of dollars. Because everything they do is toxic. Every drug they use, prescription drugs, all drugs are liver toxic, bar none. If you've had amalgam fillings put in your mouth by dentists. It is highly toxic. There's cancer because most of the chemos are themselves carcinogens. To view the tumor as the cancer and we know the tumor is not the cancer. The cancer industry is 200 billions dollars a year. The more work they get, the more profit there is. You have to dismantle; If the truth ever came out about what we would need to do. 30% of people of females in America are at risk of getting, will get cancer of the breast. The ones that are already dead have been grossly mistreated by the medical profession and by the government that supposedly is supposed to encourage free research and development of all possibilities. Why would medical doctors who studied medicine and practice medicine and are heavily funded by pharmaceutical companies why would they go and look into vitamins? That they never had the answer orthomolecular. And as more and more of our population start taking their health into their own hands, there's going to be even more and more of changes. It can't go on the way it is. The system is failing apart. We must make nutrition the primary prevention strategy for the population. You are what you eat. You are everything that you have ever done to yourself. The choices you make directly affect the outcome of your life. - (Food Matters Documentary in Netflix) 😊 Well, I truly love God. I am not religious but very spiritual person. So, I believe 1) Religion is the beliefs in someone experiences But spirituality is having my own experiences. The mainstream religions people promote religious ideology by giving guidelines and guide but In my spiritual life; I do not want anyone or anything between God and me to restrict my freedom to worship God. 2) We do not need any authorities to do good work. The god work is the good work always. In contrast; organised mainstream religions are claiming that they have the authorities to do God works as leaders so on. 3) God is not capable of doing wrong thing, change the past for us and create anything out of nothing for us. Nothing means not anything. So, even God is limited. The mainstream religious people believe that God is unlimited. 4) God wants us to take responsibilities for our righteousness life but not for all the consequences of our actions because they are continued to exist among us. So, How can god punish us for all our consequences? The mainstream religious people believe we are full of sins because of all our actions. 5) Freewill is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. So, we do not have choices all the time. In contrast teachings of the mainstream religions are promoting people to do god's will always because we all have choices of freewill always. 6) We can not separate everything into groups. So, everything for good and evil and there's no success and failure for everything. If everything is real then real things can not be threatened. Once you come to understand that God/The Holy Spirit is in each of us, You will no longer need a Book to tell you how to live. Then why we need religious scriptures? The Virtue is the expression of the basic goodness in our actions. The Basic goodness is the fundamental worthiness of every individuals. We are worthy to God always in everything. 7) Beliefs in a cruel God makes a cruel man. No matter what; every living creatures has the right to live and What makes their life cheap? Everything depends on everything. Nothing too big or too small in value. We can not love and hate at the same time; Being a vegetarian means love without cruelty happily. The mainstream religious people are killing people and sacrificing animals in the name of God. They promote God's cruel punishments. The Punishment is endless for Sinners/Devil according to religious scriptures. But God is love always. Overcome hate with love. If all religions for peace, unity? No way. Because they are not for peace. 8) Well, The God gave us everything to go from moment to moment in our lives as we do our part and pray only to thank god then the Love is in progress. The Love is always for everyone. We are always worthy of the God's love. Our greatest fear is; not to be loved by anyone but we are all loved by someone. When we eliminate all our unnecessary differences among us then true peaceful life is possible with the true love. If we can't find the peace within ourselves then we will never find it anywhere else. 9) This is the Fight for independence and freedom of humanity to worship God freely without religious guide and guidelines to restrict us. Unnecessarily, We do not want third party controls over us in anything ; especially in spirituality. 10) Revive Survive Thrive. Sincerely, The Real Peacemaker against religious oppression. kzbin.info/www/bejne/fpPZdKuDm8h-rJY kzbin.info/www/bejne/pnqteX2webaWiK8 kzbin.info/www/bejne/g6rbk5ejdtN8mas kzbin.info/www/bejne/rX3dlpShgKhpnKc kzbin.info/www/bejne/hmnZeZRur6lqoLs

[@secretyoutube8131]

Funny president THOMAS S MONSON.😂

[@isabelsummers8017]

Secret KZbin me too

[@dodgerdave777channel]

Isabel Summers you too what

[@isabelsummers8017]

Dodger Game wagging his erwes

[@dodgerdave777channel]

Isabel Summers is ear waging a sign of divine power?

[@isabelsummers8017]

Dodger Game yes 😂😍

[@mariahgubler7512]

I love our Prophets and Apostles so much :)

[@stephanieosakue2827]

I MISS U SO MUCH GREAT LOVING PROPHET MONSON

[@wellsaidgoodheadfred9843]

Have you read JEremy RUnnel's CES Letter Stephanie? It's online for free! It's strengthen your faith in the profit started by Joseph Smith.

[@GaryKColeman]

@@wellsaidgoodheadfred9843 Go to the KZbin channel "The CES Letter A Closer Look" for the truth.

[@liftinglove]

Wish there was a link to each of these talks to watch the whole thing

[@germans1]

If you download the lds gospel library app you can find all these talks on it.

[@russelledwards7084]

Why dont they talk about Jesus ?

[@jacksonhaslam2753]

@@russelledwards7084 They do. These are just jokes from 15+ minute talks.

[@russelledwards7084]

@@jacksonhaslam2753 okay why would Gods church be telling jokes for 15 mintues?

[@beckers68]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/mKOyf4ypmsaMrMU

[@jacktorrance2336]

I shit myself when Tom wiggled his ears.

[@exmomemez1473]

Chad Daybell why the hell did you take the lives of two innocent children. Fuck you!

[@annataymond9529]

Im 1000th subscriber

[@leigh2117]

Great!

[@457christiaan]

Jarom 1 1. [5] And now, behold, two hundred years had passed away, and the people of Nephi had waxed strong in the land. They observed to keep the law of Moses and the sabbath day holy unto the Lord. And they profaned not; neither did they blaspheme. And the laws of the land were exceedingly strict. Mosiah 13 1. [16] Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy. 2. [18] But the seventh day, the sabbath of the Lord thy God, thou shalt not do any work, thou, nor thy son, nor thy daughter, thy man-servant, nor thy maid-servant, nor thy cattle, nor thy stranger that is within thy gates; 3. [19] For in six days the Lord made heaven and earth, and the sea, and all that in them is; wherefore the Lord blessed the sabbath day, and hallowed it. Mosiah 18 1. [23] And he commanded them that they should observe the sabbath day, and keep it holy, and also every day they should give thanks to the Lord their God.

[@kristopherbarker3282]

general confrence if filmed in front of a live studio audience

[@adamgoodword7888]

no, its all fake and staged. The audience is all CGI.... don''t be deceived.

[@schwazman1]

kristopher barker General Conference is filmed in front of a live congregation.

[@Steph-rj9hd]

Adam Goodword Haha! I've BEEN in the audience. Thank you, now I can officially know with complete surety that all your comments are lies.

[@FatGouf]

@@Steph-rj9hd I mean he sounded sarcastic

[@JesusSaves356]

@@adamgoodword7888i've literally been there 💀

[@isetthem]

I do miss president Monson

[@seemlyme]

System is the problem 🏡 The Great Qualities. 1, Show all living creatures; all the love and kindness as much as you can. 2, Only try to be honest with yourself. If you try to be honest with others, you will get into big trouble soon or later. 3, Aim only one target at a time; otherwise you are chasing two rabbits and you will miss both. So, the reason behind it. Have one powerful reason and never ever give up the one you want the most. 4, Don't try to be good person only but be the powerful person. We will grow to be the one or we will die. There is no other choice. 5, Always learn and look for to improve something your life. 6, You are not alone. Love and faith the high power reduces unnecessary stress in life. But never completely rely on it. 7, Success and happiness are the byproducts of our usefulness. So, always increase the possibility of success. 8, Life is not going to be easy. Because of our unnecessary things. Eliminate all the unnecessary things as much as you can by organising yourself well with the environments. 9, Never believe anything without the proper evidences. 10, Always try to give more than you take. Because it is dignity/ character of the divinity within you. 🌎 As long as people continue to see themselves as separate from everything else, they lend themselves to being completely enslaved. Success depends on how well we relate to everything around us. Joy comes from that bliss of connectedness. I believe that unarmed truth and love will have the final word in reality. To love; you should have good heart. I am a good person until I see a person better than my standard of goodness. Being good is the progress towards a worthy cause. Love is God. Whoever lives in love, lives forever. How selfish it is to try to keep something forever? Love is all about nourishing, nurturing, sharing and expanding the love within you for all. The principle to which we adhere to is that we have kindness of love at heart for the whole of mankind. As long as there is the unnecessary differences within us; we can not live peacefully so we have to eliminate all the unnecessary differences among us so we can love all. People abilities may vary but not there true love. If we love a person/ God for a reason then we love the reason but not the person. No reason is the reason to love the person because true love never fails. So do not compare or measure the true love as first or the last but love all truly. If you love people truly then you can understand people. If you don't love then you don't understand people at all. People are controlled by system why? The Cyclical Consumption is the current economy all over the World. It is making the scarcity problems of the earth finite resources to deteriorate day by day. Current Monetary System is legalised theft. Real money is Gold and Silver. Scarcity gives the money more value. Real money won't lose it's value. When Governments stay away from Gold & Silver then very easy to transfer the wealth / resources to upper class the Rich (Corporatocracy) Elite. When the Governments are printing out more new fiat currency with reserve banks, our old currency is losing its purchasing power everyday. They are printing millions of currency everyday. All governments and laws are existing right now to transfer wealth to upper class the rich elite. The USA Government & other Governments are in many countries, bailed the investment banks & financial institutions in 2008 against the majority of the people. There is no democracy in any countries. Because of the Money System based on profits motive only above all else even humans lives and well-being. So, we do not have freedom to protect our values with the money so on. The violence, bankruptcy & all the negativities are build into the Monetary System of our society. All are owned (including ourselves) by Reserve Bank. Which is private cartel the corporation. So, in legal system, we are legally considered as chattel the properties. They make money in the capital markets with our birth certificates. They do not consider us as Humans. That's the truth. We are at the invisible war with the Elites (Corporatocracies). We have to fight for our Freedom. Resource Based Economy is the Solution. We have to declare the earth resources as the heritage of all the people of this world. So everyone has access to it. Please have your research about zeitgeist movement then you know the truth more. Truth About Health/Drugs Industry Because Of It Your Life At High Risk The drug industry is a 1/2 trillion dollars a year worldwide conglomerate. Almost 300 billions dollars just in North America. That is really big business. What would happen if everyone were well? There is no money in health. You see, good health makes a lot of sense but it doesn't make a lot of dollars. Because everything they do is toxic. Every drug they use, prescription drugs, all drugs are liver toxic, bar none. If you've had amalgam fillings put in your mouth by dentists. It is highly toxic. There's cancer because most of the chemos are themselves carcinogens. To view the tumor as the cancer and we know the tumor is not the cancer. The cancer industry is 200 billions dollars a year. The more work they get, the more profit there is. You have to dismantle; If the truth ever came out about what we would need to do. 30% of people of females in America are at risk of getting, will get cancer of the breast. The ones that are already dead have been grossly mistreated by the medical profession and by the government that supposedly is supposed to encourage free research and development of all possibilities. Why would medical doctors who studied medicine and practice medicine and are heavily funded by pharmaceutical companies why would they go and look into vitamins? That they never had the answer orthomolecular. And as more and more of our population start taking their health into their own hands, there's going to be even more and more of changes. It can't go on the way it is. The system is failing apart. We must make nutrition the primary prevention strategy for the population. You are what you eat. You are everything that you have ever done to yourself. The choices you make directly affect the outcome of your life. - (Food Matters Documentary in Netflix) 😊 Well, I truly love God. I am not religious but very spiritual person. So, I believe 1) Religion is the beliefs in someone experiences But spirituality is having my own experiences. The mainstream religions people promote religious ideology by giving guidelines and guide but In my spiritual life; I do not want anyone or anything between God and me to restrict my freedom to worship God. 2) We do not need any authorities to do good work. The god work is the good work always. In contrast; organised mainstream religions are claiming that they have the authorities to do God works as leaders so on. 3) God is not capable of doing wrong thing, change the past for us and create anything out of nothing for us. Nothing means not anything. So, even God is limited. The mainstream religious people believe that God is unlimited. 4) God wants us to take responsibilities for our righteousness life but not for all the consequences of our actions because they are continued to exist among us. So, How can god punish us for all our consequences? The mainstream religious people believe we are full of sins because of all our actions. 5) Freewill is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. So, we do not have choices all the time. In contrast teachings of the mainstream religions are promoting people to do god's will always because we all have choices of freewill always. 6) We can not separate everything into groups. So, everything for good and evil and there's no success and failure for everything. If everything is real then real things can not be threatened. Once you come to understand that God/The Holy Spirit is in each of us, You will no longer need a Book to tell you how to live. Then why we need religious scriptures? The Virtue is the expression of the basic goodness in our actions. The Basic goodness is the fundamental worthiness of every individuals. We are worthy to God always in everything. 7) Beliefs in a cruel God makes a cruel man. No matter what; every living creatures has the right to live and What makes their life cheap? Everything depends on everything. Nothing too big or too small in value. We can not love and hate at the same time; Being a vegetarian means love without cruelty happily. The mainstream religious people are killing people and sacrificing animals in the name of God. They promote God's cruel punishments. The Punishment is endless for Sinners/Devil according to religious scriptures. But God is love always. Overcome hate with love. If all religions for peace, unity? No way. Because they are not for peace. 8) Well, The God gave us everything to go from moment to moment in our lives as we do our part and pray only to thank god then the Love is in progress. The Love is always for everyone. We are always worthy of the God's love. Our greatest fear is; not to be loved by anyone but we are all loved by someone. When we eliminate all our unnecessary differences among us then true peaceful life is possible with the true love. If we can't find the peace within ourselves then we will never find it anywhere else. 9) This is the Fight for independence and freedom of humanity to worship God freely without religious guide and guidelines to restrict us. Unnecessarily, We do not want third party controls over us in anything ; especially in spirituality. 10) Revive Survive Thrive. Sincerely, The Real Peacemaker against religious oppression. kzbin.info/www/bejne/fpPZdKuDm8h-rJY kzbin.info/www/bejne/pnqteX2webaWiK8 kzbin.info/www/bejne/g6rbk5ejdtN8mas kzbin.info/www/bejne/rX3dlpShgKhpnKc kzbin.info/www/bejne/hmnZeZRur6lqoLs

[@thepineappleguild1622]

Wait, what was president Eyring's talk called?

[@adamgoodword7888]

It was called "More Lies And Deception From The Anti Christ"

[@thepineappleguild1622]

Thanks!

[@jefferyhall5851]

Pineapple Guild, Adam Goodword is lying to you. I don't know the name of Pres. Eyering's talk, but it is certainly not "More lies and Deceptions from the Anti Christ". Mr. Goodward wouldn't know a lie from the Anti-Christ if it bit him on the heel.

[@samuelwolf2468]

Just egnore the pagan adam good word.

[@byronofcalgary6985]

@@jefferyhall5851 - go to LDS.org and search Images for "Moses, Elias and Elijah" - there's a painting of the 3 of them arriving in Kirtland - now you should know already why that's a lie but go look if you want - it's waaaay funnier than anything in this clip

[@Jmwimmer]

I got the ick

[@michaelespinoza3726]

I want more!

[@joecook5689]

I imitated my dad in Sacrament meeting. Lol

[@pfcs85]

Love you President Monson!

[@wellsaidgoodheadfred9843]

Have you read the CES Letter by Jeremy RUnnels? You can find it online for free!

[@ethancate8462]

@@wellsaidgoodheadfred9843 what is it

[@GaryKColeman]

@carl Go to the KZbin channel "The CES Letter A Closer Look" for the truth.

[@ethancate8462]

@@GaryKColeman look at the Book of Mormon for the truth.

[@GaryKColeman]

@@ethancate8462 Are you aware that the CES Letter is nothing more than a bunch of lies about the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints? The channel "The CES Letter A Closer Look" tears the Letter apart and exposes all of the false accusations against the Church and the Book of Mormon.

[@spencerjohnson5716]

Please read the CES letter pdf !

[@cubic-h6041]

Yes please do so that you know what a flimsy stack of cards the anti-mormons have.

[@dillpill6999]

One more question... Jesus turned water into wine and drank it with the diciples before he was crucified. Why aren't you allowed to drink alcohol? No offense

[@sharenone876]

DillPill The wine spoken of in the Bible is grape juice, not the strong drink we call wine today.

[@jeremiahsouthworth5112]

The claim that it was grape juice is, likely incorrect. The reason we do not drink alcohol really comes down to this, we have been told by a prophet of God that we should not do so. That doing so could be harmful to us and to the temples which are our mortal bodies. So we don't drink alcohol.

[@dillpill6999]

thank you guys. God Bless!

[@davidlemon7543]

Sharon Gibbons it probably actually was wine. It was not forbidden at the time so it was not wrong to drink it. Drinking wine at that time was probably safer than drinking most water.

[@emosongsandreadalongs]

Biblical wine was definitely not just grape juice. If it were, then Jesus' talk about new and old wineskins wouldn't make sense. I've also heard the theory that the wine was usually safer to drink than the water because the alcohol killed the germs, but I don't have any solid evidence to back that up. It's just something I've heard that seems to make sense. Bottom line, as someone else already stated, we believe we have been commanded to abstain from alcohol and therefore we do so in order to show our obedience to God. The author Brandon Sanderson once compared this practice to Jews not eating pork. Really, there is not much wrong with drinking alcohol or eating pork (in moderation), but if you've made a covenant with God not to partake of those things, then you better make sure you follow through simply because that's what you promised to do.

[@dillpill6999]

I am Christian so I would like to ask a question, (Sorry if I offend anybody) but what does elder mean in Mormonism?

[@colsontolman5245]

It's more a just to show respect :) and don't worry it wasn't offensive at all! And if you have any other questions www.mormon.org/ and www.lds.org/?lang=eng are very reliable sources :)

[@nathanielolaer2389]

DillPill elder means preacher or leader

[@nathanielolaer2389]

DillPill Mormons are also Christians

[@dillpill6999]

Thank you

[@sylviag3576]

At what age can you be an elder?

[@jtwoolley]

lol

[@anamaria-zo5ym]

A very rich one at that!!!

[@rhondaholt4174]

Love you so much!

[@wellsaidgoodheadfred9843]

have you read Jeremy Runnel's CES Letter? It's online free!

[@GaryKColeman]

@Rhonda Holt Go to the KZbin channel "The CES Letter A Closer Look" for the truth.

[@seemlyme]

God is source of creation. Life is creation. We can not separate anything from everything means all are different but the oneness. All depend on each other. All are connected. Whatever you call “my” my nose.. not you. Your breath so oxygen from trees so sun light so on all are connected. You are not separated from the rest of the universe. Meditate and/or have sensory isolation tank experiences to know reality. No one knows whole truth so ultimate truth.

[@stryker9628]

God bless Thomas S. Monson

[@wellsaidgoodheadfred9843]

have you read Jeremy RUnnel's CES Letter? You can read it online for free!

[@GaryKColeman]

@GOJI2K19 Go to the KZbin channel "The CES Letter A Closer Look" for the truth.

[@seemlyme]

System is the problem 🏡 The Great Qualities. 1, Show all living creatures; all the love and kindness as much as you can. 2, Only try to be honest with yourself. If you try to be honest with others, you will get into big trouble soon or later. 3, Aim only one target at a time; otherwise you are chasing two rabbits and you will miss both. So, the reason behind it. Have one powerful reason and never ever give up the one you want the most. 4, Don't try to be good person only but be the powerful person. We will grow to be the one or we will die. There is no other choice. 5, Always learn and look for to improve something your life. 6, You are not alone. Love and faith the high power reduces unnecessary stress in life. But never completely rely on it. 7, Success and happiness are the byproducts of our usefulness. So, always increase the possibility of success. 8, Life is not going to be easy. Because of our unnecessary things. Eliminate all the unnecessary things as much as you can by organising yourself well with the environments. 9, Never believe anything without the proper evidences. 10, Always try to give more than you take. Because it is dignity/ character of the divinity within you. 🌎 As long as people continue to see themselves as separate from everything else, they lend themselves to being completely enslaved. Success depends on how well we relate to everything around us. Joy comes from that bliss of connectedness. I believe that unarmed truth and love will have the final word in reality. To love; you should have good heart. I am a good person until I see a person better than my standard of goodness. Being good is the progress towards a worthy cause. Love is God. Whoever lives in love, lives forever. How selfish it is to try to keep something forever? Love is all about nourishing, nurturing, sharing and expanding the love within you for all. The principle to which we adhere to is that we have kindness of love at heart for the whole of mankind. As long as there is the unnecessary differences within us; we can not live peacefully so we have to eliminate all the unnecessary differences among us so we can love all. People abilities may vary but not there true love. If we love a person/ God for a reason then we love the reason but not the person. No reason is the reason to love the person because true love never fails. So do not compare or measure the true love as first or the last but love all truly. If you love people truly then you can understand people. If you don't love then you don't understand people at all. People are controlled by system why? The Cyclical Consumption is the current economy all over the World. It is making the scarcity problems of the earth finite resources to deteriorate day by day. Current Monetary System is legalised theft. Real money is Gold and Silver. Scarcity gives the money more value. Real money won't lose it's value. When Governments stay away from Gold & Silver then very easy to transfer the wealth / resources to upper class the Rich (Corporatocracy) Elite. When the Governments are printing out more new fiat currency with reserve banks, our old currency is losing its purchasing power everyday. They are printing millions of currency everyday. All governments and laws are existing right now to transfer wealth to upper class the rich elite. The USA Government & other Governments are in many countries, bailed the investment banks & financial institutions in 2008 against the majority of the people. There is no democracy in any countries. Because of the Money System based on profits motive only above all else even humans lives and well-being. So, we do not have freedom to protect our values with the money so on. The violence, bankruptcy & all the negativities are build into the Monetary System of our society. All are owned (including ourselves) by Reserve Bank. Which is private cartel the corporation. So, in legal system, we are legally considered as chattel the properties. They make money in the capital markets with our birth certificates. They do not consider us as Humans. That's the truth. We are at the invisible war with the Elites (Corporatocracies). We have to fight for our Freedom. Resource Based Economy is the Solution. We have to declare the earth resources as the heritage of all the people of this world. So everyone has access to it. Please have your research about zeitgeist movement then you know the truth more. Truth About Health/Drugs Industry Because Of It Your Life At High Risk The drug industry is a 1/2 trillion dollars a year worldwide conglomerate. Almost 300 billions dollars just in North America. That is really big business. What would happen if everyone were well? There is no money in health. You see, good health makes a lot of sense but it doesn't make a lot of dollars. Because everything they do is toxic. Every drug they use, prescription drugs, all drugs are liver toxic, bar none. If you've had amalgam fillings put in your mouth by dentists. It is highly toxic. There's cancer because most of the chemos are themselves carcinogens. To view the tumor as the cancer and we know the tumor is not the cancer. The cancer industry is 200 billions dollars a year. The more work they get, the more profit there is. You have to dismantle; If the truth ever came out about what we would need to do. 30% of people of females in America are at risk of getting, will get cancer of the breast. The ones that are already dead have been grossly mistreated by the medical profession and by the government that supposedly is supposed to encourage free research and development of all possibilities. Why would medical doctors who studied medicine and practice medicine and are heavily funded by pharmaceutical companies why would they go and look into vitamins? That they never had the answer orthomolecular. And as more and more of our population start taking their health into their own hands, there's going to be even more and more of changes. It can't go on the way it is. The system is failing apart. We must make nutrition the primary prevention strategy for the population. You are what you eat. You are everything that you have ever done to yourself. The choices you make directly affect the outcome of your life. - (Food Matters Documentary in Netflix) 😊 Well, I truly love God. I am not religious but very spiritual person. So, I believe 1) Religion is the beliefs in someone experiences But spirituality is having my own experiences. The mainstream religions people promote religious ideology by giving guidelines and guide but In my spiritual life; I do not want anyone or anything between God and me to restrict my freedom to worship God. 2) We do not need any authorities to do good work. The god work is the good work always. In contrast; organised mainstream religions are claiming that they have the authorities to do God works as leaders so on. 3) God is not capable of doing wrong thing, change the past for us and create anything out of nothing for us. Nothing means not anything. So, even God is limited. The mainstream religious people believe that God is unlimited. 4) God wants us to take responsibilities for our righteousness life but not for all the consequences of our actions because they are continued to exist among us. So, How can god punish us for all our consequences? The mainstream religious people believe we are full of sins because of all our actions. 5) Freewill is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. So, we do not have choices all the time. In contrast teachings of the mainstream religions are promoting people to do god's will always because we all have choices of freewill always. 6) We can not separate everything into groups. So, everything for good and evil and there's no success and failure for everything. If everything is real then real things can not be threatened. Once you come to understand that God/The Holy Spirit is in each of us, You will no longer need a Book to tell you how to live. Then why we need religious scriptures? The Virtue is the expression of the basic goodness in our actions. The Basic goodness is the fundamental worthiness of every individuals. We are worthy to God always in everything. 7) Beliefs in a cruel God makes a cruel man. No matter what; every living creatures has the right to live and What makes their life cheap? Everything depends on everything. Nothing too big or too small in value. We can not love and hate at the same time; Being a vegetarian means love without cruelty happily. The mainstream religious people are killing people and sacrificing animals in the name of God. They promote God's cruel punishments. The Punishment is endless for Sinners/Devil according to religious scriptures. But God is love always. Overcome hate with love. If all religions for peace, unity? No way. Because they are not for peace. 8) Well, The God gave us everything to go from moment to moment in our lives as we do our part and pray only to thank god then the Love is in progress. The Love is always for everyone. We are always worthy of the God's love. Our greatest fear is; not to be loved by anyone but we are all loved by someone. When we eliminate all our unnecessary differences among us then true peaceful life is possible with the true love. If we can't find the peace within ourselves then we will never find it anywhere else. 9) This is the Fight for independence and freedom of humanity to worship God freely without religious guide and guidelines to restrict us. Unnecessarily, We do not want third party controls over us in anything ; especially in spirituality. 10) Revive Survive Thrive. Sincerely, The Real Peacemaker against religious oppression. kzbin.info/www/bejne/fpPZdKuDm8h-rJY kzbin.info/www/bejne/pnqteX2webaWiK8 kzbin.info/www/bejne/g6rbk5ejdtN8mas kzbin.info/www/bejne/rX3dlpShgKhpnKc kzbin.info/www/bejne/hmnZeZRur6lqoLs

[@micuchan5761]

UwU~🌸

[@danielbrown2770]

Too funny haha !!

[@wellsaidgoodheadfred9843]

yoyoyoyo Dan, have you read Jeremy RUnnel's CES Letter? It's online free! It'll strengthen your faith somehow! Go read it!

[@GaryKColeman]

@DanTheManBrown Go to the KZbin channel "The CES Letter A Closer Look" for the truth.

[@warrenermish1454]

read under the Banner of heaven

[@LeviJensen-rk6pt]

Yet Elder Andersen I know your son. Do you? Brandt sorry

[@godzillatoons3947]

The whole point of General Conference is to hear the words of the General Authority, not to hear them do comedy. Yes, some will include jokes, but they don’t make it the purpose of General Conferences.

[@googleplaynow9608]

Why are so many Church members conversing with invisible people?

[@wellsaidgoodheadfred9843]

have you read Jeremy Runnel's CES Letter? It's oline free? Oh and to answer your question it's because MOrmons block people like crazy, so comments disappear. Mormons hide the truth of their religion.

[@wellsaidgoodheadfred9843]

@Mason Man Mormons would rather hide from faith-challenging facts rather than overcome them and still keep their testimony. For example, if you wanted to you could read "The CES letter" online for free or "Letter for my wife" online for free, and then read the Fairmormon.org response to the "anti-Mormon" material, but instead (if you're like other Mormons) you're likely to hide from the material and not understand any of the legitimate questions people have. I assume the original poster of this video was blocking ex-Mormons and that's why their comments were disappearing.

[@lowkeyliesmith3795]

Funniest shit I ever seen??? What about that Fanny Alger thing?

[@uthinkiamhot]

So there was this one time out in the barn... I put my hands... and we... and when Emma saw us she thought it was so funny. She was laughing so hard that she chased Fanny out of town. 🤣🤣 then I told everyone that we were married and half the members laughed so hard they needed to be excommunicated. Best joke ever!

[@mark48125]

Repent from your false doctrine. Learn the truth of Biblical Christianity from God's Word, the Bible. Avoid the false books of Mormonism.

[@terryslade6240]

You have assumed that members of the Church of Jesus Christ have committed sin. Have you not read, "Judge not that ye be not judged...." Or the passages about taking the splinter out of someone else's eye when the beholder has a stick in his own.

[@renealoser8141]

BEES BOMB

[@krisharris6909]

hohohohohohohohohohohhoohohhohoohohohho

[@krisharris6909]

hello myself

[@staugustinesbrain]

Read the CES Letter!

[@GaryKColeman]

@staugustinesbrain Go to KZbin channel "The CES Letter A Closer Look" for an honest explanation.

[@brandonsmith4732]

h

[@billybossgaming9594]

What in the fuck am I watching... ? Can someone explain what this conference is?

[@jamestaylor1975]

It is a religious conference for the mormon church.

[@whodoyouthink5890]

@@jamestaylor1975 Im sorry, did you mean *T H E C H U R C H O F J E S U S C H R I S T O F L A T T E R D A Y S A I N T S*

[@jamestaylor1975]

@@whodoyouthink5890 no I meant the Mormon church. I had it right

[@whodoyouthink5890]

@@jamestaylor1975 Actually, I think you meant *T H E C H U R C H O F J E S U S C H R I S T O F L A T T E R D A Y S A I N T S* Uncultured Gentile

[@jamestaylor1975]

@@whodoyouthink5890 alright I know where you are going with this. I remember Nelson's talk. I also remember President Monson was proud of the name and encouraged using it as a way to identify us as a people. Spent millions on the I'm a Mormon campaign. Meet the Mormons movie came out and they heavily promoted it. So if it was good for Monson it is good for me.

[@SharonKofoed]

TOO funny!!!

[@baseballswag182]

why is this recommended? 🥴

[@reopenthecase9291]

🤣🤣🤣❤

[@janesmith7615]

Read the CES letter

[@GaryKColeman]

@Jane Smith Go to KZbin channel "The CES Letter A Closer Look" for an honest explanation.