Hilarious Tweets By Married People That Perfectly Sum Up Marriage | Memes Time

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[@thnd3rb1rd]

As much as I enjoy these married-meme videos, I can't watch them anymore. My beloved wife passed away after a 7-year battle with cancer the night before St. Valentine's Day in 2020. We had been together since 1963 and married since 1968. The pain of losing her has finally won. Guys, a word of advice from a broken-hearted old man. Cherish her with all your heart. She may not be here much longer.

[@fireprophetproductions4967]

Wow dude. I'm so sorry. Thanks for your advice, I'm only 18 and it'll help me. God bless you

[@sandraou3340]

Thank you for sharing your story with us. Sorry for to loss 😭 may God Bless your heart ❤️

[@Cat-pz7wj]

Wise words - to both sexes. My sincere condolences for your loss, I will keep you in my prayers.

[@holeefuk413]

Yet here you are watching them

[@stephenphillip5656]

As told to me by my best friend's wife (soon to celebrate 50 year's marriage): "Women, they have many faults, Men have only two, Everything they say, and everything they do" 🤨😢🤭

[@mariagodoy3554]

The power point one is hilarious 😂

[@patriciazernone-wood5423]

😆 😆 oh the accurateness of these tweets. I asked my mom how she and my dad always got along so great. You and dad were married for 39 years and never argued (my dad passed from cancer right before their 40th anniversary) but her response was we didn't argue because when I was pissed off at him I just didn't speak to him. She then said "unfortunately He'd get hungry after 48hrs and just apologize and admit I was right, so I'd cook him dinner for him too, and not just you kids." then she proceeded to say although half the time he was right, I just had to maintain my status!

[@jonasstahl9826]

Thanks thats why I dont marry.

[@patriciazernone-wood5423]

@@jonasstahl9826 I don't marry because it really doesn't change anything in how you feel. All it does is give your spouse the right to claim your property as theirs, or vice versa. It's a legal technicality.

[@653j521]

@@patriciazernone-wood5423 Which is why gays wanted it so much. That technicality kept them from important rights. Even if you don't value those rights, they fought for them.

[@pinkapotamus9266]

So much freaking truth in every one of these!!!😂😂😂

[@typicalwanderer5241]

Yes

[@svennoren9047]

I have been reprimanded for "yawning sprightly"...

[@1toshi32]

My husband has been having trouble with his legs because of lack of exercise through covid so I told him he needs to do the housework to get his exercise in. He now does the laundry, vacuums the floor, makes the bed. Still doesn't do the cooking but that'll be next.

[@drbbass]

Absolutely hilarious!!!! SSSSSoooo true! Diane

[@carolali4503]

I love when videos like this make you laugh out loud! We need to laugh out loud during this pandemic!!!!

[@redwarf8118]

no we don´t - we need to be scared of everything.

[@nomdeguerre247]

@@redwarf8118 Very interesting when people admit to their psychosis. Good for you and get some help 👍

[@redwarf8118]

@@nomdeguerre247 tip: learn what psychosis actually is and learn sarcasm.

[@evatheunderrated3734]

I like how there’s an about even amount of wife and husband teasing

[@icarusbinns3156]

Couple nights ago, thought my SO was sleeping. Ask roommate to kill a really freaking big spider in a tiny, scared voice. SO comes charging out with the spider-killing shoe in hand. Guys are good at killing things that are scary. But then they just leave the body. To be removed when I scream upon finding it again

[@brynnagrace-]

I need to know. Is your name really Icarus?

[@icarusbinns3156]

@@brynnagrace- it sure is!

[@ionlycompetewiththewomaniw5429]

ANYONE who can make their conditioner last as long as their shampoo is INDEED A WITCH.

[@johnasche3064]

Son: The back of the van is filled with our mountain bikes. Can I sit up front? Me: You're old enough. The back is safest whenever possible. If I could drive from the back seat, that would be even safer. Son: Does mom do that? Me: ...yes...yes she does.

[@MundaneGray]

"Part of your knee was on my side of the bed again last night." That's because I was kneeing you in the back to make you stop snoring.

[@CassieSmart365]

This morning I realized I keep getting upset and rolling over all huffy when my husband wakes up and kisses me on the head. We’re 9years in.

[@willferrell8524]

If you want to be told you're chewing too loudly from three rooms away, give marriage a try...

[@jasonalmy1872]

There are 3 rings of marriage. 1. The engagement ring. 2. The wedding ring. 3. The suffering.

[@ladyvincenza]

I think this quarantine will cause a record number of divorces. I'm not even joking.

[@kathieboehnemann8203]

Or a baby boom, or both.

[@maleineperle1770]

@@kathieboehnemann8203 both, me think

[@CricketKS]

What my husband says: we should buy a carpet cleaner What I hear: it's not enough that you managed to pick up our toddler's toys, vacuum and occasionally bust out a mop while in 3rd trimester of pregnancy... this place is disgusting and needs to be cleaner. My response: passive aggressively glaring at him and being bitter while he is oblivious... now I'm buying a carpet cleaner and I will use it in hopes of 2 seconds of approval from someone in his family-- even though I know no one will ever approve

[@melanieglass7421]

Oh my gosh! Funniest thing I've seen in a long time. I'm crying...😂🤣😂

[@Thomasnmi]

A man is incomplete until he gets married After that he is finished

[@robertsawyer5643]

A Woman’s place is in the Kitchen A Man’s place is in the Wrong ! Been married for 44 years Speaking from experience !

[@amayastrata4629]

Well at least you know that you’re wrong about most things.

[@amberdolphin1210]

2:30 I'm using that trick on my parents and sisters.

[@samlynx2016]

I really like your profile picture!

[@piaschlomer8630]

🤭🤭🤭Puuh glad I'm single If I had a man, I wouldn't stop giggling about how much nonsense I am doing all the time Shake wiggle wiggle

[@suerobinson9380]

Absolute truth

[@chriskirsten8221]

so bashing your husband continuously perfectly sums marriage these days?

[@MsAggie78]

Oh, STOP. There were plenty about wives too. But those don't satisfy your victim complex, do they?🙄🙄

[@forgedude]

1:42 that is deeeeep

[@purselmer5931]

Been married almost 50 years and I do honestly believe we're still together b/c we just haven't wanted a divorce at the same time. (Not the whole reason we're still together, but a pretty major one nonetheless.)

[@haroldwilkes6608]

Life- without air bags....

[@enakshiparua836]

1:06 Omg so true 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@alandgomez5905]

I have a solution. Don't get married lol.

[@darrenrobinson9041]

There should be a bed for the throw pillows and a bed where you actually sleep.

[@redwarf8118]

there needs to be Reason.

[@barryfoster453]

Still though, the funniest and most true that I've seen (I've been married 35 years) is... My wife's in the kitchen. I have to go and stand in front of a cupboard she wants to open.

[@patrickchubey3127]

You can only lose material things in a divorce. What you get back are the intangibles,,,, your opinion, your right to an opinion, your peace of mind, your right to make decisions, your formerly lower stress level, your disposable income, the television remote, a nagging - free life, your right to drink cold beer with your friends,,,, it's a long list.

[@darrenrobinson9041]

First order of business for many women is to get rid of your friends.

[@ravens6286]

As funny as those texts were...I'm so glad to be single!!

[@mylist0song]

The peace after break up. Ahhh. No more his opinions, busy schedule and dirty socks:)

[@enakshiparua836]

4:43 *I repeat, YOU CANNOT*

[@enakshiparua836]

8:55 Aww😁😂

[@sandyb2918]

How about not changing the so quickly so that some of us who I guess apparently you're slow readers can enjoy the video without getting f****** frustrated

[@MundaneGray]

You can adjust the playback speed. It's under Settings.

[@thesnep4757]

You can also pause the video to read.

[@rll9911]

Apparently copy and paste is the way to go!

[@enakshiparua836]

2:08 😂😂😂😂

[@enakshiparua836]

4:58 😂😂😂😂

[@enakshiparua836]

4:22 😂

[@enakshiparua836]

2:58 😂😂😂😂😂

[@enakshiparua836]

7:05 😂😂😂😂

[@enakshiparua836]

0:36 😂😂😂😂

[@enakshiparua836]

6:35 😂😂😂😂😂

[@cloudmai]

4:30 my father does this

[@enakshiparua836]

7:15 😂😂😂😂

[@enakshiparua836]

0:15 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@katafelixj3392]

Me and my hubby Aubrey

[@Chad_Hart]

Marriage = a full time job with a boss you hate

[@enakshiparua836]

5:51 👄😂

[@enakshiparua836]

3:29 *oh god-*

[@enakshiparua836]

0:26 👄😂😂😂😂

[@enakshiparua836]

7:55😂😂

[@enakshiparua836]

7:45 😵😆😆😆😆

[@enakshiparua836]

3:39 *WHY DO YOU SPEAK-*

[@ourv9603]

Ever so often I snore & my wife complains next morning. I've told her again & again thats an easy fix. Just give me a reach around. !

[@Avaavaavaava784]

First

[@typicalwanderer5241]

To not press like