Hilarious Tweets That Are Surprisingly Accurate

Hilarious Tweets That Are Surprisingly Accurate
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[@jandramardges3368]

I’m often mistaken for being mentally disabled because of MY age…84. Got news for ya, toots, I’m sharper at 84 than most people are at twenty.

[@dejeriyoung9872]

Hope you see 100🎉

[@Patrik6920]

@@dejeriyoung9872 whaat 100 twenty year olds .. thats insane 😉

[@brucerogermorgan2388]

I'm only 75, but I'm still sharper than a lot of people much younger than me. Word of advice: Don't piss off old people. We've been around a long time and learned lots of tricks. Also, when you get old enough, the threat of life imprisonment ceases to be much of a threat: Free food, Free Medical, Free Accomodation doesn't sound so bad!😁

[@lazyhomebody1356]

Plus, you call people "toots" 😂

[@jandramardges3368]

Toots is short for tootsie……old fashioned and not profane.

[@NaomiMathers-gm1zi]

Sugar the horse is incredible. I'm totally copying her when people try to talk to me.

[@haplessasshole9615]

I don't know if I'd like to try riding a horse who doesn't want to be ridden.

[@Salsa_Shark]

Note: That is just ONE of the perks of working in a bat sanctuary.

[@DoloresLehmann]

Sugar is a very clever horse. We could all learn from her!

[@johnopalko5223]

I really like the bat necklace.

[@annastandowicz-chojnacka6022]

Oh, the one about period... Sooo true!

[@haplessasshole9615]

Absolutely. For one thing, you don't have to haul along your menstrual products. Have you ever _seen_ the pricing on them in vacation areas? They know you can't exactly go without.

[@LordMondegrene]

This is the gawdam Wisdom of the Ages, & I havta steal all of it, 'cuz as Aaron Swartz said, "Information should be free." ❤❤❤❤

[@marienakazawa6779]

I agree with all of these! And the comment left below. 🥰

[@Patrik6920]

MeToo 😍

[@haplessasshole9615]

Which comment? Yours is now at the bottom!

[@AutumnK]

Pizza is disgusting! (Do you still agree?) 😉

[@Patrik6920]

@@AutumnK If its made by you ... possibly