Hilariously Bad Pakistan Sonic Heroes Happy Meal Commercial - 2004

This is just...awful. It looks like a kid's first attempt with 3D Studio Max. How did Sega approve this trash? And yes, Rouge is naked. This aired in Pakistan, and the language (other than butchered English) is Urdu.
roXen of the GamePro forums has translated this commercial! It's saying:
Let's go and eat a happy meal and get Sega Games from McDonald's!
Tails Soccer!
Sonic Skateboard!
Rogue and Amy Tennis!
Cream Flower Catch!
Shadow Basketball!
Knuckles Baseball!
Play and have fun "to the fullest extent/your heart's desire!"
Make lots of commotion!
And tell your friends too......let's go eat a Happy Meal!
Let's go, Let's go to McDonald's and bring Sega games!

[@wilfordbrimley3319]

I love how Rouge is just a naked mouse.

[@SuperCosmicMutantSquid]

+WilfordBrimley They couldn't handle the bat-tits.

[@DackLazy]

+WilfordBrimley give her the Diabeetus

[@wilfordbrimley3319]

Energetic Cuunt That won't be difficult with McDonald's.

[@DackLazy]

WilfordBrimley lol thats so true

[@LarryKoopa]

+WilfordBrimley and is pronounced roge XD

[@gengarguy8801]

It's so bad, that KZbin's bot is too scared to label it as for kids.

[@mykaruest6257]

You made me laugh the hardest that I had within the past month. Thank you, and please accept my like.

[@nothingtoseehere3602]

On a different video with the same stuff in it, it's marked for kids. kzbin.info/www/bejne/eqm5aGdvarSUmNk

[@gengarguy8801]

@@nothingtoseehere3602 Probably because the entire channel got marked as such due to being a happy meal commerical archive.

[@nothingtoseehere3602]

@Got Any Grapes? ?

[@nothingtoseehere3602]

@Got Any Grapes? I wasn't taking it seriously :P and I know what the woosh is for.

[@Martial_Facts]

Teacher: Why are you laughing My brain: SONİK SKETBORD

[@Not_Kaitlyn]

😭😭

[@Martial_Facts]

@@Not_Kaitlyn why😭

[@SomeRandomCatDude]

I'm Pakistani 💀

[@mdroguett5402]

​@@Not_Kaitlynwhat Are you crying💀💀💀

[@Not_Kaitlyn]

@@mdroguett5402 crying with laughter

[@NexusApollo]

Let’s be honest, the budget given to the animation studio for this was about the same price of a Happy Meal.

[@MahamedFarah-go1rt]

Lol

[@starryskies113]

How !

[@_Saturnly_]

Well with inflation nowadays, it should be about enough to get a good animation.

[@roosterman8601]

0:32 "hoo halagula im a giant"

[@sergefiedyt]

1v1 Gusion

[@familianegrongarcia1422]

O. G O D. H E S. B I G

[@pandziendobryniesubowacalb5480]

XD

[@tilted.fountain]

😂😂😂😂

[@W0RKSP4CE]

CANT UNHEAR IM LAUGHING SO HARD

[@madeouttasoap]

0:01 “I’ll choke on happy meal”.

[@Brett_Gamingg]

Cause McDonald Shea gives bite

[@leslieann1507]

that’s yakko

[@CANNED_POSSUMS]

retrofloof Now I can’t stop thinking about it and now I’m laughing hard af

[@blitzxrr]

@@AaronGeo profile pic* animaniacs*

[@mcvibemctrippin9676]

0:03 Or McDonald’s Gives Sega Games Lime

[@andrewlongo689]

I like how the other characters are given games which are based on actual sports but Cream just gets to have some random catch in the forest.

[@Ray67896]

😭😭

[@Mistyiplier]

😂

[@muffinman6805]

Of Course Shadow is playing Basketball 💀

[@Pixolotol2288]

leave bro alone he’s tryna be ballin💀💀💀💀

[@kaiserwave5977]

Should’ve been Knuckles

[@leo.solosv]

FOUL ☠️

[@donnerthereindeer366]

@@kaiserwave5977No

[@cevatkokbudak6414]

😅

[@LothianRyoku]

Rouge being a “naked” and seemingly male mouse is hilarious.

[@Kyle_Reese]

I didnt know the rat thing white was rouge!

[@Reaper_Schmeper.]

Lmao

[@cassidy1768]

Reggie the Mouse

[@wavygravylazy]

they probably censored rouge lol

[@JasonJacksonJames]

rogue*

[@alyx9191]

R O G N D A M E Y T E N N I S S

[@sjk66]

Creamth and bug luv catch

[@camtastic4]

*G R E E N. B U T T. L O V E R. C A T C H*

[@pror2414]

Hey brother

[@Mat7920H]

*N U K L S B A I S B O L*

[@mymhorns_]

s0nic skETB0RD

[@rude.sneeze9224]

0:00 Our gentle happy meal kind! 0:03 Our McDonald’s says Sega kids lie! 0:07 TELS SUCCER 0:11 SONIK SKETBORD 0:15 ROGUE AND EMMY TENNIS 0:19 CREAM PUFF BLOWER CATCH 0:23 SHADOOOOOW BASKETBALL 0:27 KNUKLS BESSBALL 0:31 Cheeseburger will get him! OMPALAGAMAGIANT ORGOSORIPALIGH CHARACHA Happy Meal kind! 0:38 CHARACHARA McDonald’s says Sega kids lie!

[@drewcool8441]

True

[@Thomashuxleyfan]

Why do Pakistani McDonalds says Sega kids lie? And why does this ad sings this part as if it were a North Korean propaganda song about the Great Leader beliefs?

[@insert12]

Cheeseburger will kill him*

[@ragazzonoiosodinomesalvo]

0:41 PARA BA BABA

[@SteveCrafts2k]

"I check on happy meal kind, our McDonald's is sack of kids' lives." "Teals sawka" "Sonic Sketboard" "Rogue and Emmy temmis" "Cream poff flower catch." "Shedow basketbull." "Knuckles behsbull" "Cheeseburger will kill him, hoohallagu I'm a giant, hot sauce with a bit of lime, jalla jal ga Happy Meal kind." "jalla jaleh McDonald's, eh, sack of kid's life."

[@cherryprincess5]

I just got over one of them, a d here comes another ! I'm literally screaming!!🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀

[@Eugenman48]

“Our McDonald’s is sack of kids lives” “Hamburger will kill them” “l’m a giant” That is exactly what McDonald is doing to kids

[@bombytetoo]

0:15 Amy loses all mobility after serving once.

[@datpoyo4900]

She Dies.

[@eduardkalmanawardze]

@@datpoyo4900 lmao

[@beed1tybatt3rs]

You mean all her motivation?

[@slendystijn2313]

I wish ii could be that motivateed to sport

[@azunkor422]

*Cream Butt Flower Catch*

[@solidzack]

Sonic movie animators: "Write that down, write that down!" Claim your "This didn't age well" comment here

[@shadowdawns889]

Damn is that Charles the French

[@blueorpheus5693]

Solid Zack Sonic Movie writers: “EEYAAAAUUGGH!!!” Writes tic-tac toe

[@brainquake4413]

I am a Pakistani and the last two lines were: *Urdu* ( jee bhar phir khelien khoob Hala gula michein aur doston ko bhi batlayein Chalo chal Kar Happy meal khaein) *Translation* (Let's play wholly, let's make fun, let's get friend together, and enjoy Happy meal with games.)

[@meavyhetalderzweitegrafvon8240]

We need an award for awesome youtube comments.

[@DevilScorpion-im1sg]

There's also Spongebob fans here hahaha

[@alegssssgamingssssssss]

0:07 That's not Tails, that's Tells. 0:11 That's not Sonic, that's Ironic. 0:15 That's not Amy, that's Emma. 0:16 That's not Rouge, that's Ratatouille. 0:19 That's not cream, that's Donald Duck cosplaying as a rabbit. 0:23 That's not Shadow, that's Shade. 0:27 That's not Knuckles, that's Uncles.

[@kokhalil763]

0:27 That ain’t Knuckles or Uncles, that’s *hand*

[@snakk_pro]

Um excuse me what the actual (niiiiiiinteedoooo) are you doing in my house-

[@yourlocal_Silverfan]

DONALD DUCK COSPLAYING AS A RABBIT IM DYING

[@ryanwebb309]

No, even better! That's Tasha from The Backyardigans!

[@beatrizmf9965]

Thats not cheese thats cheddar

[@Thisis_phil1234]

Whoever made this ad should get a raise

[@thenooneman01239]

i like how this legit looks more like a god tier shitpost than an actual commercial

[@barbarianater]

Lmao 😂

[@christopherstein2024]

It was 2004 so before the Wii came out wich had similar graphics. I remember this was also sold in Europe so I have strong doubts the animation was made for or by Pakistan. Edit: Never mind. Other countries had way better ads for the same stuff. I have to say that as a kid at the time probably many wouldn't have bothered.

[@NikeTubeStudios]

I'm dead

[@arifahmedkhan9999]

It's the vice versa, shitposts are made to look like authentic 3d stuff from the early 2000s.

[@doesthisIookinfected]

Or an ARG lmao

[@sonicandres2]

“Cheeseburger will kill him” and “sega kids lie” are the best lines

[@crispsi2078]

This comment is really underrated

[@GabiOkumurakawaii]

THIS SUCKER AT 0:07

[@JelqtronZero]

i heard slime

[@aylinanimatez720]

@@GabiOkumurakawaii gaY soCcEr

[@kyujukyu998]

I thought it was "Suck a kid's slime".

[@jacksykes4680]

“Ah yes who can forget that classic sonic character Rogue the Albino Rat”

[@BandLBestiebros]

That ain't cream and cheese, that's peanut butter and jelly 💀

[@liamisawsome]

Thats Cum And Jez

[@srbrant5391]

I love how they clearly tried to do it all from memory.

[@blitzie66]

_obviously_

[@BOmb78900]

Sonic at home is different 😐😑😑😑😑

[@dorothyjosefina]

Sega: Here are the characters we want you to use in this commercial. As you can see- Animator: Got it. Sega: But you only glanced at it for a few seconds. Animator: Thanks, you too. (Opens up Blender and starts making a rat model)

[@abigcoI]

@@dorothyjosefina found you again bruh

[@Kyumifun]

@@dorothyjosefina Lmao

[@Deerios]

0:16 Poor Rouge ain’t looking too good

[@joaquinfernandez1752]

Rule 34 afectes her way too much.

[@mamboo0743]

She became Rouge the Rat. (Or mouse.)

[@Syndersis]

@Fachii2011 LMAO THE SAME WITH AMY WHAT'S WRONG WITH HER

[@Anreii]

All of them look like they're deeply disturbed and traumatized but trying to act like everything is fine Don't do drugs kids

[@Ninetails2000]

@@mamboo0743 Rogue the Mouse and Emi Dennis.

[@jakefromaflac]

When he said “sonic skaetbourd”, I really felt that

[@justsomegirlwhoexists6305]

It’s almost a tradition to come back to this once a year. I don’t even choose to, it just comes back onto my recommended videos EXACTLY a year from when I last watched it.

[@kellyo.4381]

I love how these are all actual sports and then there’s just _Cream,_ *_BUTT FLOWER CATCH_*

[@redking36]

This is the best comment ever.

[@youkoshima]

lol

[@peucoman]

You sayin' Puff Flower Catch will never make it into the Olympics!?

[@forkarmads]

I heard cream baklava catch

[@mrpellagra2730]

@@forkarmads Baklava lol

[@arky3654]

Shadow : is black Mc Donald's : *BASKETBALL*

[@Oblivion5367]

Arky rAcIsM at its finest

[@-kurogane-]

Shadow be like: *ah shit, here we go again*

[@bruhSaintJohn]

It's not shadow, it's obama Just watch sonic adventure 2 repainted

[@abbad707]

@@bruhSaintJohn lmao

[@salsamancer]

Hey man, he's not black. He's just got black hair.

[@SebDMemesisbased]

0:07 Tez Sucker 0:10 Sonic Skætbored 0:15 Ro and Any Tenis 0:19 Green puff lobber catch 0:23 Shado Bahskehtbole 0:27 Echos Behsbol Goofy ahh

[@cherryprincess5]

😂😂😂😂😂why did I read this as it was playing in the middle of the night.....

[@SebDMemesisbased]

@@cherryprincess5 lol

[@scot7586]

0:30 "chesborger wil khel em"

[@coucoul38]

"Shadow will never be balli- 🤯🤯🤯🤯"

[@snowflake09161]

*S A H N I K S K E T B O R D*

[@aguinwe791]

*ROY AN EMY TENI*

[@footylad6468]

~LuigiFan~ TAILS SUKKA

[@senate473]

*SHADOW, F-CK IT BALL!!*

[@mattfabbs]

*KNACKLES BAASEBOLL*

[@viptorious3405]

@@mattfabbs *NAKLS BESBOL* i Think thats better

[@beanguru6838]

new E3 demo

[@savy4266]

bean guru no. *amazing E3 gameplay*. Actual gameplay..

[@pumpkinssweet7054]

Looks gr8

[@nugg6894]

MARIO and sonic Olympics

[@maggiethegamer1271]

bean guru Plus, it's actual finished gameplay

[@hilariousskullnamedcatzo647]

There's something charming about this, i think it's just how the models (except rouge and creme) look somewhat decent for their time, the background music being good, and overall how we're never going to see something as legendary as this nowadays

[@arishachoudhury_]

decent? have you seen the models used in games at the time? this is a sonic heroes commercial bro

[@hilariousskullnamedcatzo647]

@@arishachoudhury_ MY POINT ABOUT THIS BEING SOMEWHAT CHARMING STILL STANDS

[@arishachoudhury_]

@@hilariousskullnamedcatzo647 dw i agree, i love the silliness of this

[@supersonicvelocity]

This is the commercial that builds our reality.

[@DiskusGames]

The best part is that they even got a somewhat accurate model for Cream’s Chao, but completely screwed up Rogue

[@Shnuuy]

As an actual Pakistani this is fucking hilarious we need more of these ads.

[@minesheik6178]

Sonic 2017 Leaked Footage

[@ZeroTar]

best comment

[@tygervoods8358]

Go up.

[@yung7784]

MinesheikHD you're technically right because I bet you could make that mouse a character in the game no fucking sweat

[@AlexanderOnTheYoutubes]

MinesheikHD oh boy sonic forces looks great

[@kirito4179]

LMAOOOO

[@charbway]

0:08 did tails just kick the ball into his own goal

[@adrian614]

Yes, and he got kicked off the team

[@BlueOysterStan]

That stupid fucking idiot

[@Curlyheart]

He got cancelled on Twitter

[@justcallmekai1554]

@@BlueOysterStan Tails over here building planes that transforms into mechs but can't kick a ball into the right fucking goal. The madness I tell you

[@KokaKola633]

Lmao

[@Just_Some_Yonko_With_A_Beard]

I actually had some of these as a kid (the Tails one and the Amy & Rouge one). Speaking of Rouge, I love how he says her name wrong and then it cuts to her naked, featureless model 😂 ...also... of course the black man gets basketball 💀

[@saturnhex9855]

I had the tails one. I actually played the shit out of it, so this was a huge nostalgia hit

[@gxbrxxl9626]

Plot twist: They clearly tried the best they could and i'm proud of them.

[@WaitHowDidIGetHere]

0:09 Nice own-goal, Tails.

[@user-by4vd6vw9u]

LMFAO

[@JxSTICK]

Lmao I didn't even realised it before

[@crystalkayy7044]

LOL 😂

[@dq7860]

*TAILS TELEPORTS ACROSS THE FIELD TO SCORE A SICK GOAL*

[@montee9747]

Murmur thats why they say TAILS SUCKER XD

[@Foolishhh_xd]

"TALES SOCOR!!" "SONEC SKAETBOURD!!!" "RŒG AND AMEY TENNES!" "I HAVE 0 CLUE WHATS BEING SAID HERE!" "SHADOE BASKETBAWL" "KNUCKLS BASBALL!"

[@malekmalaysia]

The comment that makes me laugh 😂

[@mitchzer0iii919]

I like how the jingle is even in low quality

[@Gabsagainstgod]

Wait who is that mou--OH MY GOD ROUGE!?

[@backupchilidogs763]

Gabriele Savoldelli IKR

[@popahtrj]

Gabriele Savoldelli stripper rouge

[@dabomb3336]

she's streaking

[@glowkirby]

New charater; Rouge The Mouse

[@arminnowrouzi2101]

What did Pakistan do to her?!

[@wajdaan___]

Being from Pakistan, I can confirm that this is a certified hood classic

[@Hahahasuiiiii]

For real

[@SodiumNuke]

Yeah I gotta agree, as a pakistani

[@ecc2341]

Lol

[@ronaldlennier86]

Thank you Pakistan!

[@estheay3611]

We salute you, Pakistan, for your contributions to meme culture!

[@Skynetbear]

I like how Amy transfers her consciousness into her arm to swing the ball while the rest of her body goes limp

[@aratherlargerodent]

The Reiner Special

[@CSS_Stuff]

this video was very heart warming i'm literally crying in my chair. This changed my life so much 😭😭❤

[@AmiKillREAL]

Sega Take notes

[@joonant1]

TheGamePlayer956 on what NOT to do

[@AmiKillREAL]

Anton Riley no no this would make a good sonic boom 2

[@touhounerd8620]

TheGamePlayer956 ik!

[@sativabunni]

TheGamePlayer956 lol

[@tantor5642]

are you sure this isn't just sonic 06 gameplay?

[@user-xm2xi9xc7m]

*everybody gangsta till its the time you and the homies play green butt-flower catch*

[@user-nw5vy6gp9e]

B underrated comment Never mind, it has gotten the attention it deserves

[@forcedcomedy6271]

creen buff flubber kektch

[@aslightlystablefootsoldier9838]

🅱ruh. I just laughed really Godamn loud at the middle of the night

[@user-yy4rq4nb4i]

What the hell I just saw ur comment on another video

[@beronberon]

@@user-nw5vy6gp9e Underrated comment

[@lubiteldyniychuhan]

Shadow is ballin' all of him.

[@julisajimenezhidalgo1856]

13 years ago and i still remember this.

[@mintyeye1203]

is nobody going to talk about how tails literally teleported to the goal just to kick the ball that was already moving towards the goal

[@WegaGaming_413]

Yes

[@ros9764]

No

[@artzthethingsome7303]

You're not gonna talk how he did fox's up smash

[@artzthethingsome7303]

@a HERO that doesn’t know what protect means what does the other fox say. S O N I C

[@AnthonyVCL]

@a HERO that doesn’t know what protect means what does the Fox say O W M Y H E A D ' S S P I N N I N G

[@SuperSapphireStudios]

I think Mcdonalds accidentally misinterpreted Rouge's name as "Rouge the Bat" as "Rouge the Rat".

[@penguinman2233]

Rogue is how they said it here too!

[@Toaster6942]

Roge*

[@willowfive8330]

@@Toaster6942 No, Rouge is spelled correctly.

[@Toaster6942]

@@willowfive8330 I was joking about the way they say it in the ad

[@willowfive8330]

@@Toaster6942 Aah, alright then.

[@RustyDuckyVR]

0:17 WHY DOES SHE LOOK LIKE THAT😭

[@Top_Hatty]

Probably censorship

[@floricel_112]

Thanks mr. Kilian, for introducing me to this esoteric commercial

[@benj...]

I love how Amy hits the ball and rigor mortis immediately sets in

[@PhilipJFryII]

😂😂😂 underated comment oh my goodness 🤣

[@Nova-vk5qb]

IH MY GOD I BUSTED A VESSEL LAUGHING

[@Puyopuyotsu]

I spat out my water

[@waffle5422]

BRUH THIS COMMENT I CAN'T 😂🤣

[@shuk0rina444]

LMFAOO

[@CountessChuchoteur]

They just gave the fuck up with Rouge.

[@tygervoods8358]

Zero fucks were given.

[@21kHzBANK21kHZ]

How is this even inspired by giving up? That shit had negative fucks given.

[@banjomaster6478]

They also gave up with knuckles, he has no bat to hit the ball with.

[@CrowRiolu]

BanjoMaster 64 i think knuckles was the pitcher though

[@banjomaster6478]

he was,but it was so bad I couldn't even tell so it gets to be called lazy still

[@SFSVHS]

I like the sudden crunchy compression of the jingle at the end.

[@Stringspuller88]

I haven't laughed this hard since 2019 lmao

[@hignososs4984]

0:29 They predicted the sonic movie

[@hopelessamaturerougeofhope4399]

I think it's a reference

[@ashleychanforever]

Alterswap Asgore. Look at the title of it! It's from 2004 and the sonic movie will come out in 2020! So it's not a reference!

[@lifvsleda6091]

Stolen

[@ooglymoogly7]

Alterswap Asgore just wait for it.

[@CrazyDeOne]

Hignososs holy shit!

[@SkulloMad]

Of course shadow, the only black character shown is playing basketball.

[@AcidYoru]

DIOOOOOOOOOO!

[@SkulloMad]

Christian Bell Your watching me aren't you?

[@Shadow1233]

RadicalMongoose racist

[@brendanmoore7128]

Your profile picture pleases me.

[@SkulloMad]

Brendan Moore I get that alot.

[@itsabdullahkhalid]

The fact that I watched this on my TV as a kid and didn't even question it is surreal to me now.

[@tanyagancheva9198]

"Ah yes, my favorite sonic character: _"Rouge the albino rat"_ ."

[@camarijaybooth]

How did Pakistan make animate a better sonic in 2004 than Hollywood in 2019

[@brainquake4413]

Wtf 🤣🤣

[@AnasKhan-mv5bm]

Guess we'll never find out lmao

[@coctilecrocodile1293]

Hollywood: Ummm....meow?

[@dragonboimmdvideos]

what kind of shit are u smoking bruh gimme sum

[@knightscroftsquire-muldoon]

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The best blood is of the moon, monthly: then the fresh blood of a child, or dropping from the host of heaven: then of enemies; then of the priest or of the worshippers: last of some beast, no matter what. This burn: of this make cakes & eat unto me. This hath also another use; let it be laid before me, and kept thick with perfumes of your orison: it shall become full of beetles as it were and creeping things sacred unto me. These slay, naming your enemies; & they shall fall before you. Also these shall breed lust & power of lust in you at the eating thereof. Also ye shall be strong in war. Moreover, be they long kept, it is better; for they swell with my force. All before me. My altar is of open brass work: burn thereon in silver or gold! There cometh a rich man from the West who shall pour his gold upon thee. From gold forge steel! Be ready to fly or to smite! But your holy place shall be untouched throughout the centuries: though with fire and sword it be burnt down & shattered, yet an invisible house there standeth, and shall stand until the fall of the Great Equinox; when Hrumachis shall arise and the double-wanded one assume my throne and place. Another prophet shall arise, and bring fresh fever from the skies; another woman shall awake the lust & worship of the Snake; another soul of God and beast shall mingle in the globèd priest; another sacrifice shall stain the tomb; another king shall reign; and blessing no longer be poured To the Hawk-headed mystical Lord! The half of the word of Heru-ra-ha, called Hoor-pa-kraat and Ra-Hoor-Khut. Then said the prophet unto the God: I adore thee in this song I am the Lord of Thebes, and I The inspired forth-speaker of Mentu; For me unveils the veilèd sky, The self-slain Ankh-af-na-khonsu Whose words are truth. I invoke, I greet! Thy presence, O Ra-Hoor-Khuit! Unity uttermost showed! I adore the might of Thy breath, Supreme and terrible God, Who makest the gods and death To tremble before Thee: I, I adore thee! Appear on the throne of Ra! Open the ways of the Khu! Lighten the ways of the Ka! The ways of the Khabs run through To stir me or still me! Aum! let it fill me! So that thy light is in me; & its red flame is as a sword in my hand to push thy order. There is a secret door that I shall make to establish thy way in all the quarters, these are the adorations, as thou hast written, as it is said: The light is mine; its rays. consume me: I have made a secret door Into the House of Ra and Tum, Of Khephra and of Ahathoor. I am thy Theban, O Mentu, The prophet Ankh-af-na-khonsu! By Bes-na-Maut my breast I beat. By wise Ta-Nech I weave my. spell. Show thy star-splendour, O Nuit! Bid me within thine House to. dwell, O' wingèd snake of light, Hadit! Abide with me, Ra-Hoor-Khuit! Unto each man and woman that thou meetest, were it but to dine or to drink at them, it is the Law to give. Then they shall chance to abide in this bliss or no; it is no odds. Do this quickly! But the work of the comment? That is easy; and Hadit burning in thy heart shall make swift and secure thy pen. Establish at thy Kaaba a clerk-house: all must be done well and with business way. The ordeals thou shalt oversee thyself, save only the blind ones. Refuse none, but thou shalt know & destroy the traitors. I am Ra-Hoor-Khuit; and I am powerful to protect my servant. Success is thy proof: argue not; convert not; talk not over much! Them that seek to entrap thee, to overthrow thee, them attack without pity or quarter; & destroy them utterly. Swift as a trodden serpent turn and strike! Be thou yet deadlier than he! Drag down their souls to awful torment: laugh at their fear: spit upon them! Let the Scarlet Woman beware! If pity and compassion and tenderness visit her heart; if she leave my work to toy with old sweetnesses; then shall my vengeance be known. I will slay me her child: I will alienate her heart: I will cast her out from men: as a shrinking and despised harlot shall she crawl through dusk wet streets, and die cold and an-hungered. But let her raise herself in pride! Let her follow me in my way! Let her work the work of wickedness! Let her kill her heart! Let her be loud and adulterous! Let her be covered with jewels, and rich garments, and let her be shameless before all men! Then will I lift her to pinnacles of power: then will I breed from her a child mightier than all the kings of the earth. I will fill her with joy: with my force shall she see & strike at the worship of Nu: she shall achieve Hadit. I am the warrior Lord of the Forties: the Eighties cower before me, & are abased. I will bring you to victory & joy: I will be at your arms in battle & ye shall delight to slay. Success is your proof; courage is your armour; go on, go on, in my strength; & ye shall turn not back for any! This book shall be translated into all tongues: but always with the original in the writing of the Beast; for in the chance shape of the letters and their position to one another: in these are mysteries that no Beast shall divine. Let him not seek to try: but one cometh after him, whence I say not, who shall discover the Key of it all. Then this line drawn is a key: then this circle squared in its failure is a key also. And Abrahadabra. It shall be his child & that strangely. Let him not seek after this; for thereby alone can he fall from it. Now this mystery of the letters is done, and I want to go on to the holier place. I am in a secret fourfold word, the blasphemy against all gods of men. Curse them! Curse them! Curse them! With my Hawk’s head I peck at the eyes of Ödin as he hangs upside down upon the tree of knowledge. I flap my wings in the face of Mohammed & blind him. With my claws I tear out the flesh of the Indian and the Buddhist, Mongol and Din. _____________718_______________ Bahlasti! Ompehda! I spit on your crapulous creeds. ---------------------------------- Let ye inviolate be torn upon wheels: for her sake let all chaste women be utterly despised among you! Also for beauty’s sake and love’s! Despise also all cowards; professional soldiers who dare not fight, but play; all fools despise! But the keen and the proud, the royal and the lofty; ye are brothers! As brothers fight ye! There is no law beyond Do what thou wilt. There is an end of the word of the God enthroned in Ra’s seat, lightening the girders of the soul. To Me do ye reverence! to me come ye through tribulation of ordeal, which is bliss. ۞

[@davidsilverio3473]

This is my favorite anime scene.

[@Impromptunite]

ᴄᴏɴғᴜsᴇᴅ ᴅᴏɢ What happened in 1815?

[@fishyfishy3140]

JoshBMemes 1814

[@isaaclivingstoniii2342]

Alex Kettle You totally got "the" and "it's a" switched in the wrong places.

[@no.402]

Alex Kettle It' a meme. Don't take it too seriously.

[@GoobNation]

Qwerty Uiop I beg to differ. This is second to Corey.

[@tonysanofficial]

"And together we stand strong no matter how" That hits completely different now...

[@mangoinnmclovin]

Our gentle happy meal Kyle Our McDonald's says SEGA gives life! Tails sucker Sonic escape bored Roach and Emmie Dennis? Cream buff-lover catch Shedow basketball Knuckles best bowl Cheaper! come peel Kelly! Hoo Halagula I'm a giant Orson, Bobby & Kyle flying SHADOW-CHAN KILLED HAPPY MEAL TIME! Jolly jolly jolly McDonald's ehh... SEGA GIVES LIFE

[@astolenusername7687]

0:40 “sega games lie” That explains alot

[@adintyaannasaidhiakharisma5202]

thats explain alot

[@thedarthvaderwhohasntbeenn4596]

UNDERRATED COMMENT I DIED LAUGHING

[@PlusmaGun]

No, Sega GIVES SLIME!

[@SweetSmore68]

I dyng from laugher please stop

[@SweetSmore68]

@@PlusmaGun iI dyng from laugher XD SEGA GIVES SLIME! 🤣🤣

[@MineTronicYT]

is that... no way! it's *Rouw and Amy dennis!*

[@owlcitizen314]

did u just no da way?

[@zombrine34]

Dude, and *"Cream bah rubber catch!"*

[@Soup3dBlast]

Sjeddow Basketball!

[@Santi-bt7if]

Featuring Rouge the Rat

[@kitkats4lyfe]

MineTronic why does rouge look like a naked mole rat im screaming

[@manmanlmao]

i wish i was alive at this time so i could play sonik sketboard🥶👌

[@Coryismybugaboo]

Knuckles got pigtails 💀

[@omegasynth2775]

"Rogue and Amy Tennis" *Shows a mouse*

[@latinocreamking02]

Nich Productions and a Pink Sonic

[@thesupermonkey7983]

Nich Productions dead

[@TaoPhysiques]

Rogue? You mean *Rouge* ?

[@1slimeyfella.]

Gaming With Balance He said rogue instead of rouge

[@jaypostromboli-jpgamertv-457]

@@latinocreamking02 I mean, in Heroes, that's basically what Amy is.

[@theonenamedv]

"Who is this rat that Amy is playing tennis with??" *sees game toy* THAT WAS ROUGE??????

[@maryjvneee]

kk4everfighting Honestly I was confused too Bc when ppl kept saying Rouge was in here, I had to keep rewinding🤦🏾‍♀️ then that’s when I saw the naked rat comments

[@NetherHippoDude]

Fucking same though I was so confused.

[@shayminister4922]

Probably mistranslation and the advertisers thought it was Rouge the Rat instead of Bat😂

[@Li8aGun92]

I am more curious about the name they gave her. Couldn't understand.

[@luismenezes8261]

Rouge the Rat

[@redheadedanimations9368]

Amazing that this inspired the writers of the Sonic 2 movie to have knuckles play base ball at the end

[@dontu_knoware]

imagine someone hits there head and this is the only thing they can remember

[@HoldmyApplejuice]

Everybody know that laughter is the best medicine. This is a drug.....

[@LunaMinuna]

Lmaoooo

[@ChazzatheRedLad]

@Verbalase Fan LOL

[@xinmingggg]

I laughed so hard when they said "sOniK SkeTBaurD"

[@ThatOnePolishGuy2137]

Agree

[@OfficialOacus]

A drug that makes you laugh?

[@Interception-tp7hi]

When you turn on the lowest graphics settings:

[@jyme3009]

Not just graphics, EVERYTHING

[@ursusemperor]

Its the console version

[@pinecone9619]

Kreaspy I think you mean wii version

[@ursusemperor]

@@pinecone9619 No console version in general

[@kriss4882]

@@ursusemperor nah it's the IBM PC port

[@_toxicpsycho_7768]

That Rat is supposed to be Rouge?🤣

[@1990ye]

0:07 Tails sucker 0:11 Sonic sketbord 0:15 Role and emi dennis 0:19 cream bufflover cash 0:23 Shadow bascketball 0:27 Nickels beisbal

[@romeokai6929]

*My friends dreams:* " I had a dream when I married to my crush!" *My dreams:*

[@trashycannoey]

i would like to have the same dream as you

[@aldah2r850]

*Amazing*

[@LovelyYT]

same but more weirder

[@breadonyourbed3761]

Now THIS! Is relatable!

[@cobaltis]

My "dreams" have to have something bad to awoke me.

[@Tummybunny]

“SONIC SKATBOARD” I like how he gets straight to the point

[@hmmthenoobgamerlol8723]

At the end, He says sega games lie is what I heard

[@beenthere.donethat]

*_SUNIK SKETBURRD_*

[@rigboy1234]

*”RUCH AN EMI TENES”*

[@Missile_Guidance_System482]

*"CREIM PUFFLOBBERCAITCH!"*

[@Missile_Guidance_System482]

@@abhinandanil7775 sonic forces isn't even bad

[@ExGanonMain]

“Mom can we get sonic Mcdonald’s?” “No we have Sonic Mcdonald’s at home” Sonic Mcdonald’s at home:

[@linksgranny64]

I still remember seeing this being advertised on TV when I was a kid and laughing my ass off I remember I had the tails tennis one and it actually wasn't that bad considering it was a happy meal toy haha

[@scrung]

i thought it was tails soccer

[@JasLamArr91]

Remember, Someone had actually approved this.

[@jp5394]

There are no standards in countries like Pakistan

[@JasLamArr91]

@@jp5394 Lol! Clearly

[@IncredulousMisanthrope]

@@jp5394 you say that as if it's a bad thing....

[@daylight3053]

@@jp5394 this was in 2004

[@SMACKADOOS]

Wait what?! Can someone send a link please, I really need to see that.

[@Nic5Cyprus]

This is the worst CGI version of Sonic Paramount: Hold my realistic hedgehog

[@gabriel55671]

*Hold my HUMAN PROPORTIONED Hedhog. Btw, Sonic is a straight up alien in this one. Remember the line: " I'm here to save YOUR PLANET"

[@Medachod]

At least Pakistan got the design right.

[@abbad707]

lmfao

[@OdaKa]

@@gabriel55671 That's a bit of an assumption. He could be a transdimensional entity who isn't here to save The Entire Dimension, but just the planet.

[@chezcake256]

Paramount: wait can we have that back we need to change it

[@spirithalloweenboy]

Lyrics: Our 10k Happy meal kind Our McDonald’s says Sega gives lies Tails Sucker! *Scores on his own goal* Sawnic Sketboard Rogue and Emmy Tenis Creem Puff Clobber catch SHADOW BASKETBALL!! Nawckles Bessball Cheeseburger pill killing Hoopalagoo I’m a giant Arctos and pomita climb Cholo choke on happy meal kind! Cholo cholo McDonalds says Sega games lie

[@DubzVr2323]

SHADOW IS BALLIN🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

[@5MadMovieMakers]

The thing is, I remember these toys

[@jkharu2760]

Bruh

[@thechannelofacatwithoutata7273]

i think i remember the amy, rouge and shadow

[@waffle5422]

@@thechannelofacatwithoutata7273 *emeh *rog *shedoe

[@craig205]

@@thechannelofacatwithoutata7273 how tf do you even use those things? how are they supposed to be played?

[@alanjm3848]

@@craig205 i think its a toy that uses water and has like balls and youhave to put them in something, to do it you need to prees buttons, the challenge is that theres only 2 buttons, i really dont know if its that but i used to have these

[@maverick5169]

Sonic: *sends the ball out of the stage* Knuckles: ohno

[@F1areon]

GIVE IT YOUR BEST SHOT

[@Rick1885]

OH YEAH!

[@clasicgamerbrasil1123]

oh wow

[@NamelessStoryteller]

"Knucks, enough with this luck stuff; I've been beating you lately entirely due to skill."

[@azurestarseliph5926]

Da Maverick Blast Your profile pic....he looks familiar...

[@user-vx4gf9cd7b]

Why shadow plays basketball... Oh i get it...

[@ultimateninjagamer8255]

this looks like a 2 year old tried to recreate mario and sonic at the olympic games

[@UltimateLife4m]

0:35 *Shadow-chan killed happy meal time*

[@PBC_WAS_TAKEN]

😂

[@AE-ki3rw]

LOL HAYSSHSUHESYHSH

[@wetzeljudillajr.5325]

Chele chele mcdonalds eh. Sega kids die

[@Pewie.]

Made me laugh so hard

[@raid9913]

He actually said "let's go and eat happy meal" in urdu (I' dont speak urdu I translated it

[@fivedeetwo8575]

0:01 “I’ll check on happy meal kind, while McDonald’s is a sack of kid’s lives”

[@dracoo9956]

HazyTrips 😂😂🔥

[@Salem-1610]

I heard kid's wives.

[@setxxet]

Lol

[@aadi8568]

Haha

[@nafisamahjabin5288]

😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣

[@koczkabryan]

0:04 Sega gives life 0:07 Tails sucker 0:11 Sonic skaetbord 0:15 Rogue and Emmy tenis 0:19 Kreem pluff lobber catch 0:23 shadow basketttbell 0:27 knuckle bassball 0:31 burger will kill him

[@Hashplay_like-u]

I've never had this much 3rd hand embarrassment for my country💀💀💀

[@Bakedbeans780]

Sonic skatbord

[@kinkuu]

*i said "Rouge the bat" not "Rouge the rat."*

[@PiousMoltar]

He clearly says "Rogue"

[@ryansanders5362]

Where's that bing meme from vinesauce when I need it

[@pikapals41]

"Rogue the rat" XD

[@originalnameontheinternetk3816]

Oh no

[@shori8438]

AquaLily In russian language we call "bat" as a "flying mice/mouce".Basically mice/mouse is a small version of rat.Also Rouge more looks like a mice in this trashy commercial.I don't know why did I write this comment for :/

[@lyrach.1189]

Teacher: why are you laughing? Me: nothing. My brain: *T A I L S S U C K E R*

[@FelopeLoope]

BloodyBunny TheKiller 0:07

[@burning_bright_]

This sucker*

[@LuluIsStillHere]

Oh my god, I was at 0:07 until I saw your comment and the video said “Tails sucker” 😂😂😂

[@aIchemizedlemniscate]

oh hELLO SANDY

[@aIchemizedlemniscate]

i love finding people with brawl stars pfp and names in random videos :)))

[@zachamirite]

this ad is fucking AMAZING i’ve literally been laughing for minutes because of it lmao

[@mittenstheleopard]

I remember this from CoryxKenshin's video years ago🤣😭

[@burning_bright_]

Shadow: *has a dark and depressing past and even game about his terrible life and people he lost* Pakistan shadow: LEBRON JAMES

[@yasster_pierd]

Game*

[@burning_bright_]

@@yasster_pierd sorry

[@yasster_pierd]

@@burning_bright_ spk

[@inactiveaccount2774]

Michael jordan

[@burning_bright_]

@@inactiveaccount2774 but shadow is black

[@lord.shitpost698]

0:30 tea burger pit killing

[@trgtheredghost6528]

I hear Cheeseburger painkiller

[@adintyaannasaidhiakharisma5202]

0:32 huuu hala gula vagina

[@NikoNiki_KIZUNA]

I heard “cheeseburger will kill him!”

[@TUM_Toons]

0:32 hu ha gula v****a

[@chancellorpalpatine5495]

I wish you could’ve heard how hard the senate boys and I laughed at that

[@BobaFettThe11th]

We are clearly not watching the same thing, this is amazing

[@GRCanalMiscelaneo]

Missheard lyrics Attend a happy milk now, or McDonald's is Sega Games Live Tails sucker Sunek sketbord Rough and any tennis Green buff rover catch Shadow basketbalz Knuckles bass ball Jiver can bilkillin Hoop and lak like a gigant A post or tweet are trying Shallow sha a happy milk now Shallow shallow mcdonald's is Sega games live

[@GRCanalMiscelaneo]

SPAM COMMENT BOTS ARE NOT ALLOWED

[@thecringemaniac3251]

0:23 Space Jam: A New Legacy footage lookin fire

[@galacticpopcorn9981]

I would watch a Shadow basketball movie that looks exactly like this commercial 100 times. Can't say the same for the new Space Jam LOL

[@RobertTheFoxxo]

The Bron Jame

[@Colt0311]

Looks better than the actual movie

[@1nky197]

Space Jam 3 do be lookin different doe

[@jcharmaine1]

@@1nky197 True dat