Cursed Fast Food Toys

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For a very long time now many fast food companies have been including cheap plastic toys in their kids meals, so today we're gonna take a look at a bunch of the most interesting and sometimes CURSED fast food toys that have been released over the years.
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Table Of Contents:
0:00 Intro
1:54 Changeables
6:20 Food Fundamentals
7:15 Food Foolers and other gizmos
9:57 Furbys
11:45 Hello Kitty
12:23 Technology Toys
14:15 Mcnugget Buddies
15:10 Lickety Split Food Racers
19:40 Final few toys
20:46 Outro
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These videos are like baby sensory videos for me, but focused on one specific topic, in the best way possible.

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​@cat in a pot • 12 years ago bro stuck in a time loop, replied both 10 hours ago and 12 years ago

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i would show this to my spawn tbh

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Spawn 💀

[@TheMarshmallowMushroom]

@@funkyboys4834 that was a joke

[@funkyboys4834]

@@TheMarshmallowMushroom I know?

[@corndogbark5915]

The reveal of the Cinnamoroll Slope with the Mario Kart music and toys piled all around it was just so perfect and joyous in a way I cannot describe, and I was fully invested in the Carbo Cooler saga. Peak silly-goofy vibes

[@JJtheTherian]

Non binary corn dog? Approved 👍 (I support btw)

[@corndogbark5915]

@@JJtheTherian Thank you, yellow dragon ✨

[@100lovenana]

It's so wholesome because it's exactly what a kid would do with their toys! It's basically make-believe with whatever you have in your room, it reminded me of when I used to do that and gave me nostalgia

[@joanhesser3028]

the 🪨 sus

[@Lucifer_on_paws]

Eats

[@atomiicos]

the burger king furbies are actually based off the 2005 furbies, while the macdonalds one was based off the 1998 furbies. Later on, macdonalds actually released low quality plush versions of their 1998 ones, and even later went back to plastic for a range of 2012 furbies

[@sonicfan2009_YT]

There also were Plush 2012 Furbys from McDonald's

[@WahooMarioIsBack]

There were also ones for the Boom & Connect

[@yayapoppity7604]

i have the low quality plush ones and they suck. i compared em to my furby buddy and well, they are horrible.

[@thedragongamer6877]

Moral of the story: the only things You can draw on an McDonald's toy are a smile, a troll face, amogus and divorce papers

[@zinaelassaad]

That’s not a moral

[@fadeboyofficial]

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[@douglasmitchell4212]

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[@Catnapping50]

I heard my nickname, so I came here

[@nightcrawlerbrawler6859]

@@zinaelassaad 👁👄👁🫵

[@SonicstarVocaloid]

The whole Soda Cup story had me invested from start to finish

[@Periwinkleaccount]

I misread the “invested” as “inverted”.

[@Clover_And_Basil]

RIP Carbo Cooler

[@P_tterns]

Rip

[@fontmakesthingies]

Same here Carbo Cooler was a true hero

[@allsoquadflorp]

it was very sad i am sadend

[@honkity_honkity]

10:37 The sheer panic in their voice had me crying

[@Amber_the_fox466]

Pfft😂

[@bruhmanthesus]

this is probably my most favorite video on this channel for some reason edit: NO WAY THE GUMMY BEAR SONG?!!?!?!?!?!! 13:36

[@skunkman9815]

That fucking gummy bear song drives me crazy 😡

[@MechaTheSpider]

I appreciate you using Nene's "Yaaaay" in every video. She really is the gift that keeps on giving.

[@Edwin_Daniels]

Frrr

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*_"yay!

[@Edwin_Daniels]

Nenechi

[@Edwin_Daniels]

@@vera-dear3909 nenecji

[@Edwin_Daniels]

Yaay

[@JesusMartinez-rr2ry]

I really love your nails in this video, which are painted red and yellow, the colors of McDonald's. From now on in each and every every video, you should have your fingernails painted in whatever colors you feel like, probably to match the topic of the video. Also, have as many Silly Bandz as humanly possible on both your wrists.

[@indigowendigo8165]

I love their nails too.

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??? ??! !?! ?!?

[@JO3BID3N-is-a-P3D0]

lame

[@jorami4838]

​@@JO3BID3N-is-a-P3D0 hush, Jim.

[@TheMeMeGuy2]

Is your name actually Jesus?

[@annaireneakerman4248]

8:58 alien cat: boi why are your so Gnarp Gnarp Cowboi burger: barbecue bacon burger

[@elliebonkowski-zi9de]

TY FOR THE NAME

[@bunnicutie576]

HIS NAME IS GNARPY

[@korriannavanheart8911]

The Carbo Cooler arc made me shed a tear. Truly one of the most inspirational stories of all time. 😢😢😢😢😢

[@raffincalekc.odulio6682]

Yess

[@popculturedata]

In another dimension, cursed toys are some of the best selling toys.

[@misusedchair]

this universe is half that

[@1usecharger]

the dimension i want to be in

[@clemwsk]

i lvoe girls 🏳️‍🌈 and im not correcting love

[@ItzDuckDude292]

wtf

[@iot9206]

1:00

[@randomizeddice]

This review is a perfect symphony of weird and wacky, and delicous taste! The sheer joy of "Pongon Vidos" is beyond the Cat Meme Scale levels. Pure perfection. 11/10 -fancyman

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I don't know if im the only one, but ponogon donot's nails make me genuinely uncomfortable.

[@Avi-rn6ei]

The cheap Mp3's were my absolute favorite toy McDonald's ever released. The fact that it had Tokio Hotel was so mindblowing. I had to go to multiple different locations with my mom to get all of them but than oneday when my cousin stayed over she stole them and my aunt forced me to "gift" it to her. Have never recovered from this event 😂😅

[@diamondflag500]

The resemblance of a hello kitty to a burger is satifsactory🎉

[@ketchupbottel]

give pongon a trophy for making a ad entertaining

[@littleolme7877]

That Carbo Cooler story was a genuine masterpiece, 10/10

[@m4shermanfan225]

T55

[@stuckyducky]

BRO YOU CANT JUST CREATE THE MOST EMOTIONAL MASTERPIECE KNOWN TO MAN AND THEN JUST SAY “moving on” 😭😭😭

[@Maniac4Bricks]

9:18 I have two guesses as to why this kaleidoscope looks lame compared to others: 1) the cost of beads and arrangement, and 2) avoiding using small moving parts for choking hazards, since they'd be played with right after eating.

[@smosque4432]

why is pongon petting the furby after it jumpscared them so wholesome

[@PolygonDonut]

I WAS SCAREDD

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​@@PolygonDonutif your scared, remember your grandparents probably have a rifle lying around somewhere in their house

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Gun detected. Engaging kill sequence.

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Pongon

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#Pongon

[@slug13]

i wish to have the energy for everyday life like how this guy feels about old mcdonalds dino toys

[@no_one_cares6969]

19:17 to 19:39 got me crying while I tried to drink coke. 5est in peace Carbo Cooler, he was an actual inspiration to many soda cans/cups.

[@LuvzToLol21]

19:07 I was almost expecting the SummoningSalt synths to kick in

[@geeker6350]

The Changeables are even funnier now since Hasbro released 'BotBots' back in 2018. It's an official Transformers toy line and was recently adapted into an animated series, where robots turn into mundane household objects, among which include food items like burgers and shakes.

[@gracekim25]

Ah I’m aware of the show😊

[@url0calsc3n3k1d]

Oh- I still rewatch botbots-

[@cyanity1017]

10:38 this feels like those moments in horror movies where the haunted doll just talks out of nowhere.

[@pixi3475]

The neon shark plushies at 18:34... i need to know where they are acquired for very important purposes

[@Realmariowahoo]

14:17 i was thinkings this is potato XD

[@ASMRAxolotl]

The meme shown at 14:50 was officially the funniest thing I've ever seen after 25 years on this Earth.

[@WallKissr]

The gnarp grolber

[@butterbox155]

i think the BARBECUE BACON BURGER was funnier

[@Candy_diver64]

In 2021 or 2022: what a nice meme 2023: GNARPY FROM REGREVETOR

[@BillyShoepackOfficial]

“NOOO! I DONT WANT TO BE A BIG MAC!” *sound effect* “Actually, being a big mac is fine!” 10/10 acting skills, polygon donut!

[@LeoCCTV]

10:23 I LITERALLY HADE ONE OF THESE! THE PURPLE ONE :D

[@Pipkiablo]

Core childhood memory unlocked! As a kid, I had a box of my uncle's old toys to play with at my grandma's house, and included in them were two of the transforming dinosaurs (the milkshake and ice cream cone) and a robot that turned into a box of nuggets. I always wondered why the robot and the dinosaurs looked different and never realized they were from different toy lines. I also had no idea they were meant to be dinosaurs. I thought they were aliens. Also I died laughing when you snapped it shut with the head out, because the second I saw it, I went, "Oh yeah, I remember that one! I always snapped it shut with the head out and pretended he was stuck and the other toys had to come help him! There were also two of the costumed Mcnuggets. One was a firefighter, but I forget what the other one was.

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[@no1legobatmanfan]

Hey polygon, i just really want you to know how much these videos mean to me! They help me to feel joyous childlike wonder, and the way you set up all the toys for the race really reminded of how i played when i was younger. im still a teenager but this just showed me that its okay to embrace fun and wackyness at any age!! (i have the same alien plush too! i take him to school everyday, i call him goober)

[@PolygonDonut]

Thank you!!! I love the alien plushie

[@elitenonsense6637]

pickle to the power of 10

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@@elitenonsense6637WDYM by that? 🤨

[@elitenonsense6637]

@@stoatalmisplay105 pickle to the power of 11

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@@elitenonsense6637 pickle to the power of 12.

[@Qweeuwu]

omg me and my roomie are on edibles and we really much appreciated the race we loved it thansk so much

[@Violett4411]

15:40 in the name of sCiEnCe 😤

[@LegionEagles22]

11:10 Possessed Furby: *flutters eyelashes flirtatiously* Pongon donon: this furby would probably make kids cry :(

[@IngrrButOnYoutube]

This man is the pure embodiment of sillynes

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How are you up here

[@jonunya6552]

this video makes my brain very happy… i really like brightly colored plastic trinkets, especially when they’re shaped like silly lil fellas

[@NatalieSanguis]

The way you enunciate the word button is hilarious 😂

[@nostalgicedits426]

I’m so happy I actually had the mcdinosaur changeable ones as a kid. The fry one’s legs were always stiff on mine too, the hotcakes-asaur was my favorite! No wonder I loved bugsnax so much, it was accessing a core memory of food animals. ❤😋

[@nanatoons]

8:34 he sound so utterly shocked 💀😭🤣

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Bro was flabbergasted

[@CesarSalad69]

Bro was balogidoinked

[@Commandercat314]

Bro was bamboozled

[@rosetayag9350]

8:58 boy why you so gnarp gnap

[@asakapala12345678]

I like how it suddenly turns into a racing segment lol

[@joygaller9741]

19:17 R.I.P. Carbo Cooler (1989-2023) You will be missed :(

[@Tarda101]

9:36 "DIVORCE PAPERS💀💀"

[@emanuelvela6097]

6:00 Missed opportunity to name it “Fry-metrodon” (before you comment, I know dimetrodon isn’t a dinosaur but let’s be honest, these designs are so 90s that they don’t even resemble any known dinosaurs so accuracy is already out the window.)

[@mitchellginn7730]

R.I.P. Carbo Cooler 1989-2023 Gone, but not forgotten.

[@getsouped]

GOD THE RACE WAS SO WELL DONE i loved this whole video it was so silly goofy

[@Apoptart]

16:27 In the bottom right corner IS THAT ME LOL

[@Apoptart]

:D

[@pablesm]

The next Happy meal toys will be based on Auction Hunters Series 5. They will be random objects from the first 8 episodes inside connectible storage units. These even include a closeable beartrap, triple barrel gun which makes firing sounds and a shredder with moving rollers, along with a pipe ramp, useable with Hot Wheels, a rock crawler with suspension, a 3d printer which draws geometric patterns on paper, a confetti blaster which shoots a plastic cylinder printed with confetti and an openable space suit. I'm surprised that all of them (except the space suit) actually work!

[@CassiDS]

Some of the coolest fast food toys were the McDonald's Lego sets from 1999 since they were Genuine Buildable Lego Sets, though I'm also a sucker for the ones that would combine together to form a bigger toy (see also: Transformers Armada, Peter Pan Return to Never Land, and the Burger King 2008 Simpsons couch).

[@Foxglovetheantizoo_]

13:37 THE GUMMY BEAR SONG NOSTALGIA

[@Guest_roblox-I]

If you remember that song you deserve a veteran discount

[@user-qf3cs2co8t]

I washed the gummy bear song when I was freaking 2 years old

[@Foxglovetheantizoo_]

@@user-qf3cs2co8tbro same

[@utopiaa_1775]

10:33 the bloodstarved creature is now free to roam this realm

[@PolygonDonut]

HE HAS BEEN UNLEASHED

[@Tethrarxitet]

when the furby squeaked​@@PolygonDonut thought it was possessed lol

[@Maniac4Bricks]

10:45 ah yes, the groan tube of Furbies.

[@gwens_drawings]

My grandma has the Duncan the corn toy and I would cry and run out of the room when I saw it in her toy bins XD

[@theslaya1576]

5:43 let's call that one the burgosaur.

[@gunk3092]

Honestly the history of fast food toys is so wide and diverse, you could make dozens of videos about this topic alone, and I would watch all of them. This subject it so weirdly interesting and entertaining, please make more!

[@idkwhatoputhere1691]

The fact that KZbin has the time to comment on random KZbin videos but they dont bring back dislikes says alot about the company.

[@WeyovLest]

5:41 "the quarterpounderwithcheese-o saur" got me dead💀

[@bandband4498]

11:35 "This weird big ear design" How have so few people heard of the Furby 2005 reboot

[@the_goofiest_whajje]

yes, furby boom.

[@bandband4498]

@@the_goofiest_whajje No, Boom was released in 2013

[@the_goofiest_whajje]

@@bandband4498 oh, the other reboot that not even i care about.

[@sammykenobi6307]

I used to watch a lot of fast food toy reviews when I was a kid. So this was a nostalgic revisit for me,

[@crjad9039]

lol same

[@felipedaviws31limaaraujo99]

Same

[@sammykenobi6307]

@@felipedaviws31limaaraujo99 i see you had a goated childhood aswell

[@sudsofficial]

Why is one of the mp3 players blured out in 13:11 ?

[@mycomnithegreat434]

All I know is that one was apparently a Aqua version, though in the version of the image I saw the blue one was DJCASPER or something like that, it was from a eBay listing photo so couldn't see that well. Maybe the album cover would set off copyright?

[@MarcyCCIreal]

you should make a full video about the funny hot wheels racing tbh

[@benmcreynolds8581]

Since I was born in 1989: I swear my entire life until I was 11-12 was a complete fever dream lol not just these cursed obscure toys but every piece of media was demented absurdity and I LOVE IT! Bring it back. What happened? How did we get here?

[@Gloves-T-Catzero]

14:12 Shadow is ballin?🧐😳

[@DuckGamer365]

We definitely need a part 2

[@Hyperlaserswife]

5:06 i have the happy meal-O-Don irl!! I never realized it was an old toy, i used him as a normal McDonald's box for my littlest pet shops:')

[@beverlyblanton6031]

9/10 dentists agree that Polygon Donut is fire

[@ForeverRit]

I feel like you could totally make a series out of this. I would watch it! Thanks for all of your hard work and the laughs!

[@CoryOster]

That burger King soda cup was probably the best part of this video

[@lukemiguez1879]

Dude you're so funny I actually willing watch the sponsors you get, keep it up!

[@1addyedits1]

14:16 you won’t believe this. I found one of these in my backyard. I’m not joking I had just moved into my new house. And I went in the backyard to look around while I was looking around. There was something that looks like plastic in the yard. I went over to it and picked it up and it was one of these goobers. I figured out they came with accessory, so I tried to look for them, but I couldn’t find any funny but true story.

[@PolygonDonut]

Lmao thats crazy

[@DoritoDoritio]

well I found a hot wheel in the dirt

[@TheOdore307]

uhh can you please speak simpler.

[@Trainboi1983]

@@TheOdore307he find thing in backyard

[@elijahwatson3565]

@@TheOdore307if you still don't understand, thing in area

[@hedgehog1992]

MORE PONGON YEEEESSSSS!!!!!!!! Wait...at 13:57 I see the god crash bandicoot.....you finally have understood my wish thank you for showing.......CRASH B-B-B-B-B-BANDICOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't forget to stay gnarp gnarp!🐱🐱🐱🐈 this comment is from one of your fans in the UK 🇬🇧

[@GoombaStudiosTV]

McDonald's in the 2000's: have a plastic small machine! :) McDonald's now: have some cardboard about a obscure character.

[@TheGuyReer]

just found your channel and i enjoy it very much. the silliness is great, and even the references like the wobbledogs music in the outro.

[@honkity_honkity]

15:55 SQUISHMALLOW!:D

[@Xchargedcreeper1]

"You got mario kart?" "Nah man we got burgerking kart"

[@mintstar3703]

3:59 They should have named it "Nugget'o'saurus" or "Nuggetsaur" or "Dino Nugget"

[@e2011ugdia]

11:56 there were also a line of japanese hello kitty and dear daniel wedding plushie happy meal toys in japan 2 years earlier which actually caused entire Riots among japanese women with hundreads of people dying in the process and a bunch of people thought this was gonna erupt into a japanese civil war

[@smeltstarverse7306]

With how much time the various varieties of Changers took in the video, I think an interesting thing to touch on in the sequel would be the official Transformers happy meals, since they've done collabs several times... with varying results.

[@Antnest_]

12:10 KAGURA DETECTED

[@PolygonDonut]

azumanga diaoh fans when kagura

[@Antnest_]

@@PolygonDonut i love kagura she's silly

[@danielcastillosyoutubechan2452]

GAOOOOO

[@laurenschmidt4880]

My grandma had a lot of the super old McDonald's toys when I was a kid. I used to love playing with the robot transformers because she had the full set. Her collection might have been worth something if they were still in mint condition, but she got them all for her grandkids to play with. So many memories ❤

[@ethanathenasworld2291]

19:18 OH NO!!! OUR TABLE!!! IT’S BROKEN!!!!!

[@KaniMondayLeftMeBrokenAUTTP]

9:33 what is this glaggle hes so joyus🙂

[@CesarSalad69]

Gleegus, because no cheek bones :)

[@KaniMondayLeftMeBrokenAUTTP]

@@CesarSalad69 ok🙂

[@FancyBaccon]

i'd love a sequel, this is easily one of my favorite videos you've made!

[@sarawarrick5246]

mi 2

[@morgansnow1244]

Please do more of these! This has become by favorite thing to watch when I get home from work 😂

[@mikoajk1468]

Where I live, all the Happy Meal McDonald's toys are just parts of tiny low quality figures that you have to put together using an awfully made manual. The only good one I've ever seen is a Mario Movie truck made of paper.

[@sharethisposttrendiscringe]

Fun fact: The changeables are the silliest fast food toys.

[@louis2827]

18:58 Why are you putting STORY ARCS in a video about happy meal toys?

[@cassoria]

That's a BURGER KING toy!

[@pentabean11]

Why not?

[@loysbedoyslordofcheese]

For the C O M E D Y

[@kafuuchinon]

I love how he legit create a whole story for the Burger King racers toy 😂 it’s so amusing I love it

[@codycoyote7046]

I fucking loved that weird burger box turtle thing.

[@nonomemememe]

13:22 dankpods reviewed the bob sinclar one

[@lzide3835]

0:24 I didn’t know polygon could rap

[@WHATEXUSEMEUMM]

Nothing better than a nice bite of polygon donut

[@X_JaCKRaBBiT_X]

The way he said ‘Chassis’ 😭

[@hilariousskullnamedcatzo647]

"boo boo beep beep boop"... 10/10 performance, the most accurate technology beeping I've ever heard

[@RyanAbsher]

every time I put one of your videos my brain automatically shuts down for the next 20 minutes

[@ScythianBeastie]

In the best possible way, of course 😃♈➿🏁💱‼⛎⛏🎸🐏🐒🦍🐒🦍🐴🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🏄‍♂💂‍♀👀💯💢🤓

[@superbros64deluxe]

8:25 "it's out of batteries" they say as they show the light of it turned on.