SWAMP APE - When A Terrible YouTuber Makes A Movie

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[@suckmyoof3382]

0% chemistry 100% gay

[@Payvel]

What does chemistry mean

[@kiamvp1874]

Locked in the Shower chemistry is a type of science, however there’s multiple meanings for some words. With chemistry it’s a science, and also can mean something such as, chemistry within a relationship like, “oh I have to see her again, we really click.” people say that because they have a highly compatible chemistry. And again, in other places, like sports, there’s team chemistry. Team chemistry is basically how well the players are together in a sport, which makes a lot of difference

[@jeffbryant792]

Insert I’m gay joke

[@jeffbryant792]

Ahmad and skullton you know where that guy in that costume says I’m gay

[@Alextopgaming]

u mum gei aåd0wokid apwiåolkd aæwpllamo they should've made this joke.

[@lotusthemermaid]

No, y'all just don't see the masterful symbolism. The Swamp Ape clearly represents Geoff's unbridled sexual urges.

[@captainzoltan7737]

hahahahah brilliant

[@letsreallytalk9482]

Yeah I don’t think he is that deep 😂😂😂 I would be surprised if he could count to 10 without using his fingers

[@heavy0119]

Let’s Real Talk prolly cuz those fingers would constantly be up someone’s ass.

[@pieceofcrab5685]

E

[@jasper_freeze]

everyone in the movie represents that lmao

[@anthonykartalyan9895]

Why doesn’t he just become a porn director? His videos already look like the beginnings of pornos plus he’d get to retire himself in as the main character and bone as many women as he wants.

[@Jartran72]

Maybe he has a 4 inch member hahahaha

[@duckmcbucket]

Nah that’s way too big for someone like Geoff. Maybe 2 inches...erect

[@thehusk6319]

@@lanaidklol7118 we call it: "The Chode Master"

[@jesga0]

@@Jartran72 waay too much

[@pempotfoy6206]

If your work is good nobody will care, there's a lot of beginner porn stars that have to work with assholes like this

[@Jack-pe4we]

"Don't touch me, twink" is now the only thing I'll say to my friends when they try to greet me

[@jsb6975.ah.crapbaskets]

*And that's how Jack lost all his friends*

[@ryodark]

Um, as a fat girl, I WAS REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO THAT SANDWICH.

[@felixhates5031]

Ryo Dark sis same

[@Nouta1]

*imitating black stereotype* "she ain't havin' that!" "....cuz she's fat." Me: -plot twist-

[@nataliehaag3595]

Same here wtf 😔

[@stankfield9432]

I feel so bad for the girl who played Wendy, I just hope she got payed well.

[@deathmetalalchemist2731]

Low key thought she was really cute tho

[@Chrisanthemum]

Geoff paid her in exposure

[@mollyparkinsons24]

@@deathmetalalchemist2731 Honestly same.

[@siukong]

It's almost guaranteed that she wasn't (paid well).

[@BunThighsLol]

666 likes.

[@sunnydazer]

I feel bad for the girl who has to eat/act hungry in every scene. I hope she got some sort of revenue from this dumb movie lmao

[@ELTABULLO]

she got snacks

[@Blutteufel]

She didn't even know she was in a movie. They just told her they'd keep giving her food, and that's when she stopped paying attention.

[@-desertpackrat]

some of those scenes she seemed to be pretendign or taking the smalles bites she can like she's reluctant. Poor girl probably tries to be healthy to lose weight or to not gain even more, and then got cast in this just because of her weight and was told to eat throughout the movie, and it's not like you're gonna get a lot of chances to be in a movie.

[@Anthropomorphic]

@@-desertpackrat Yeah, I noticed that as well.

[@Immolator772]

yeah i feel bad for her being in such a shitty movie.

[@chadschmaltz9790]

I give Geoff one point for letting his character get killed in his own movie. Most director with self insert characters wouldn't do that.

[@Joes850]

No I could be a ploy for sympathy i’m not saying it is but still

[@Immolator772]

Why give him credit for that? That's like a cheap way to direct and movie and not act in it.

[@avengercannon]

You mean when he said Superman was dressed like a British cigarette and deserved to die for that?

[@justyouraverageblackstar3672]

@@Immolator772 Only if we take into account how narcissistic and egotistical someone like Geoff would be, they’d probably wanna be onscreen as much as possible, and would also likely try to make themself look as good as possible. In the end, what’s really commendable about him willingly killing himself off is that he didn’t allow himself to be the final sole survivor or something like that because that would imply that he alone could defeat the Swamp Ape, thus inflating his already bloated ego if you get what I mean.

[@Immolator772]

@@justyouraverageblackstar3672 idk why you're overthinking this stupid movie lol.

[@harukaminicho2370]

I still have the original title of the video in my notifications. Swamp Ape: If A Cum Stain Was A Movie

[@eddieglzjr]

Haruka Minicho then he changed it from "The Movie Equivalent Of A Cum Stain" to the current one lmao

[@Payvel]

MAKE YOUR CHOICE

[@RetroGamePlayers]

BIGFOOT is a DIME on the INSIDE

[@RardTangler]

Retro Game Players real tea

[@ProdbyJason]

No he’s also a dime on the outside to

[@sneakysnake7695]

You know what else is inside of bigfoot? SHITHEAD

[@harrythebatt22]

Retro Game Players 8

[@joshuawells4823]

Shrek is a quarter

[@natoninemilfirepower7996]

Imagine being an actor in this movie, dreading the day it is released, just to have Elvis the alien signal boost it for the whole world to see xD

[@Joes850]

Me nervous sweating

[@ohmahswirls]

I REFUSE to believe half of the characters have enough brain cells to complete a high school level chem class, let alone a college one

[@dumbdead8835]

I don’t have enough brain cells to complete a high school class

[@Joes850]

I guess Jeff just has no idea how school works, probably because he was a primary school drop out

[@doggo377]

I need more bad movie reviews. It's my DRUG. I NEED THEM.

[@sped4937]

Just watch emoji movie

[@monkeyboy5442]

NO!! YOU GOING TO REHAB RIGHT NOW

[@ahegaomyeggo5773]

Me too Doggo

[@OldFantasy]

Yes he should to react to where is the money by Logan Paul and king Bach movie

[@em84c]

They are great. I get to laugh at the so bad it's good parts without having to sit through the boring bits.

[@signmanstrr5577]

Geoff Ward? Jeff Ward Seph Ward Squidd Ward Squidward

[@Swordsoulreaver]

*THE PLOT THICKENS*

[@ElazarYershovFilms]

*THE PLOT THICCENS* I’m gonna spam this quote.

[@Joes850]

AND SO THE DRAMA BEGINS

[@fronk140]

Geoff Ward being a Chad himbo calling dudes gay and then wrestling with them on beds was the most hilarious and telling thing I’ve ever seen.

[@FantasticAlbum77]

No lie, I kind of like the big girl character. 1. She's not a terrible actress 2. She's honest about her being overweight and isn't offended by the others' bullying 3. She's really not even that overweight come on.

[@handcraftedgetget2918]

I mean, she is, but it doesn't really mattet

[@FantasticAlbum77]

@@handcraftedgetget2918 you're saying she's a terrible actress or she's really that overweight? Cuz I mean yeah she's a big girl but not like morbidly obese like they're treating her. And I guess acting quality is subjective so w/e

[@handcraftedgetget2918]

Like yeah she is overweight there is no doubt about that

[@thephoenixking1086]

Even though she was a Joke Character clearly only there for humour, I think she was the best character since her actress was the best out of them all (even though she didn't do much). Quite funny (pun intended) how the Joke character intended to make jokes is the one that turns out to be more serious.

[@becuaseimbored3481]

" She's not offended by the other's bullying" yeah cuz god forbid a woman has self-respect.

[@nigelkucera5737]

They straight abused this dog and pulled it underwater.

[@idiothoe5421]

Nigel Kucera ikr I thought I was the only one who noticed

[@Joannefibracs9994]

I noticed immediately

[@allisoncastle]

Nigel Kucera wait what do you mean?????? Omg I’m so dumb

[@allisoncastle]

Death Metal Alchemist Ohh duh. Yeah that’s horrible:(

[@deathmetalalchemist2731]

Allison Castle it’s alright, it’s just important to recognize how one might accidentally hurt an animal without knowing it.

[@Savantics]

Pyro a furry? I thought he was a lesbian

[@TonyExists]

Savantics Well the more vocal part of the fandom is gay so why can't he be both

[@A1phaz0ne]

If Pyro is a lesbian, then he can't be a furry. Furries are all homosexual men.

[@snazzyjovialwyrm3314]

Implying that furry lesbians don't exist?

[@Retr-xl7rj]

@@A1phaz0ne Wrong

[@Tactical-kh6rx]

@@A1phaz0ne Some furries are girls tho. :/ I dont know why... And people find it as a fetish... But not all furries are homosexual

[@laundrybasketgamers]

Funny, I didn’t see a single swamp in this movie

[@connorhugen4410]

24:08 that girl just had the most believable acting I've seen from anyone else in this movie

[@nela9937]

Like if Elvis is hotter than Geoff.

[@cooper419]

*NO HOMO*

[@MasterSkySparklez]

yep

[@cohenwalsh5003]

Like if Elvis Is Hotter Than The Swamp Ape

[@shibainu9043]

yes

[@johnhitchiner4031]

No homo tho

[@kankuro4ever960]

Fun fact: Bears can walk on their two legs but only for a short distance.

[@EJ_M]

Kankuro 4ever Thank you, Kankuro.

[@kankuro4ever960]

@Lincoln Dirus .......... ..........Yes

[@owynpeschke5964]

Fun fact: Nobody cares

[@cw6936]

Fun fact: That was not fun at all.

[@anonymousname6238]

Fun fact: you at one point were born, it was a bad idea

[@am_the_coum_man7128]

Him: names a list of monsters Me: “you missed the tentacle monster from every hentai to do with monsters”

[@JoMagic-ny8zu]

He meant testicle monster.. 😂

[@cianseeck8917]

16:35 They sound exactly Like Oblivion Npc's.

[@TurnipCart]

lol! they do!

[@MGengarDude]

Stop I hear something strange *Bad audio plays*

[@j.chaitlal9421]

30:58 The boat flip was literally with an action figure

[@factualhat3018]

Lol how did i only now notice this

[@laurengreedywiweedy8635]

lmaoooo noooo hahahaaaaa

[@MissCookieThief]

You can also clearly see the hand that pushed it out of the water.

[@blowdrolo]

i couldn't believe when they glossed over that

[@maxh9579]

The best miniature scene in Hollyward

[@brandonfoley7519]

"these things have been around for centuries, long before the native Americans were ever here" Native Americans have been here for quite a while longer than a few centuries

[@Joes850]

I just looked it up turns out, they landed in America around 15,000 ago

[@kylenielsen5083]

@@Joes850 And that's just if the Bering Strait Theory is true, and the evidence for them not coming before is fairly solid.

[@fawnieee]

​@@Joes850I believe there's been a recent discovery that shows they've been here even longer than that.

[@KaeYoss]

You can just picture him saying: "I am a PROFESSIONAL! I DON'T do takes!" All Calculon style.

[@deltathecomic4765]

"red tights, who does that?' "red tights" "red tights" *"red tights"* **x-files music** *those tights are blue*

[@Rock-my2ko]

A Random Grammar Communist unless what? I need answers dammit

[@brandonfoley7519]

Hahaha

[@Goodstuffright]

Lol I literally lived that comment

[@johnnyg4mer764]

I think he was refering to Discount Bootleg Chinese Superman's underwear.

[@RaylaEclipse]

Pyro can't be a furry, that's too close to the word "funny."

[@aaronechols2432]

oh shit that hit hard

[@mintmint9786]

And he doesn't like yiff

[@ExtraRaven_]

Better get some ice for that burn

[@IsaacClodfelter]

*o o f*

[@Odinsday]

Shots fired

[@mijiah]

Wendy lowkey kinda cute tho :( Why is she the fat joke? She's a thicc queen jfc

[@Joes850]

Yeah she’s not obese at all

[@localdude3702]

@@Joes850 pretty obese tho

[@annebruecks7381]

@@localdude3702 Look at her thighs. That’s not obese, trust.

[@user-iy5nb3zn2u]

Simp

[@TheProfessor-fs7qe]

I felt like Geoff Ward tried to make a parody of sorts of classic horror movies. But of course, if that was the case, then he absolutely failed.

[@thewhiskey584]

*It ain't easy being cheesy*

[@gaythiestMTG]

The Whiskey No you're right it's not easy breezy

[@owynpeschke5964]

Irishman: (The Whiskey ) ThAnKs TaLkInG wHiSkY cUp!

[@snorf525]

A policeman man it hurts to be this hip

[@simonockas]

*Nurse:* Male, Caucasian, 23 years old, severed left arm. Should we try to stop the bleeding? *Doctor:* No, Janet, I don't think that'll be needed. *Nurse:* So what do we do? *Doctor:* _Cheetos_

[@Jelloitsme]

Šimon Očkáš hot cheetos at that. That’s a lot of pain for one dude to handle. R.I.P. Gay Hipster 😔

[@Hikarixhikarixhikari]

HOT CHEETOS

[@filiphasek17]

Ty jsi Čech že? 😂

[@certifiedgamermoments128]

@@filiphasek17 nečekal bych že tady u Elvise najdu 2 Čechy najednou

[@certifiedgamermoments128]

@@filiphasek17 to jo😀

[@talonsandwings17]

“MAn thEse are So GooD” I can’t. Breathe

[@Joes850]

I love how the hipster kid lost his arm and their first reaction is to give him Cheetos

[@emisthem6562]

Charactersation relating to big gals like Wendy are the reason I backed down on an acting career and developed anxiety

[@no.2pencils-alike219]

Wow all three dudes are a total love triangle No homo tho

[@Crackdalf]

Elvis looking like a snack today.

[@deanispenisluvr]

Malik Khaleel *everyday

[@RardTangler]

Full fledged

[@brittdawgggarfarf1882]

Malik Khaleel he always has

[@icantthinkofaname4265]

Watch out the fat girl will eat him.

[@Just_Adrian_]

Two Guys: *Look at each other* This movie: HAHHAHAHAHA GEEEEEY

[@TheTsukuyomiLight]

You call the chemist teacher Dennis Nedry. I just find it hilarious that hes talking to a cashier dressed like Alan Grant.

[@starlight5512]

I'm so surprised Geoff wasn't the only one who survived by the end of this dumpster fire of a movie!

[@elemperadordemexico]

I guess he was self-aware

[@Joes850]

Nah it’s probably a good way to make him seem that way

[@Immolator772]

he's probably playing the Swamp Ape tho.

[@ashtonforce6588]

Shop owner: "so the reservations are off limi-" RiChArD sTeIn: "MY NAME IS RICHARD STIIINE"

[@jellymop]

Not gonna lie, that “What Brews Inside” trailer had me laughing a little bit.

[@symmetrykidkun8]

This makes Birdemic look like a masterpiece...

[@lilusagi4992]

It was

[@XERO_MX]

Thank You Elvis, Very Cool!

[@insertnamehere7538]

Cameron Overshiner Oh. And check the channel banner.

[@leonicle4473]

Not to mention the name

[@vertical7747]

Eboopu

[@demingsmostwanted1999]

I like how Geoff commented about making a response video and never did

[@Cinko420]

Pika-Ghost There was a Hollyward comment here that called Elvis a twerp the year this video came out (I would know, since I replied by calling him Vicky from the Fairly Oddparents.) I don't see it here now, he might've deleted it. Pretty sure the comment was pinned too.

[@ihateflys783]

He commented ? When

[@joyfuldeanmorgan]

8:09 tommy wiseau's laughter was kind of cute there not gonna lie..

[@kebabstar123]

I love that Geoff literally goes from being covered in mud when the professor finds him to completely spotless the next time we see him (still in his tighty whiteys lmao)

[@Nightstormshadow1]

Are we sure this wasn't sopose to be a porno

[@blammowammo5886]

Daniel Boulrice "sopose"

[@defnotanny]

Yea its like a child made that movie. Then again that youtuber probably has the same intellectual level as a child.

[@deadaccount8054]

Children are geniuses compared to him

[@minecrfnchnmentb3067]

Bro that's an insult to children I could make a better movie than him

[@GeoffYTb]

I am 14 years old and I've made videos so much better than that.

[@GeoffYTb]

@KGB - Комитет Государственной Безопасности Hell yeah he is.

[@kimsoilim8421]

The teacher looks like a Phil swift knock off

[@yoshiyajoshuakiryu3198]

Funny story, when I was a child my German shepherd tore a chain in half to protect me from a Rottweiler. She bent that link completely open. ❤️

[@user-vt8br7uo3n]

a dog will protect you

[@mmameerkat]

Can we point out that he is making a film bout being a college kid when he’s clearly in his 30’s

[@pup2007]

Operation *_F.I.N.D.G.I.R.L_* Objective: get laid finally

[@RardTangler]

SWAMPAPE: become kill

[@okbuddy9889]

Is this a fortnite challenge

[@pup2007]

David Ayala lmao

[@alphalax7747]

Pup 200 its a acronym for....?

[@catasaurrex2818]

Mission:failed We'll get them next time ......or not ;)

[@porterijsseldijk3953]

I laughed so hard that my voice sounds like I'm 2😂😂😂😂😂

[@Don-ds3dy]

"Im only going to slow you down" * still has two perfectly good legs *

[@anti-roxas850]

40-minute video?!?!? *OH YES DADDY!!!*

[@EricArts]

Yes, MY FAVOURITE ALIEN UPLOADED!

[@ihaveregrets2478]

EricArts every body's favorite martian

[@purplehaze2358]

im a mimic octopus.

[@SpeedWeed6969]

Howard?

[@MaliceInCandyland]

Swamp ape is an actual folkloric creature in Florida. But yeah it's pretty much Bigfoot.

[@RandomAticsJR]

I have so much more confidence in my own acting reel now

[@WorldsWorstBoy]

I like your movie reviews. Make more. Steven Seagal films?

[@martijnstuart95]

Swamp Ape 2: Swamp Ape rapes Manhattan

[@PeachFlavoredKaiju]

Martijn Stuart but not the fat girls only dimes

[@ProjectFlashlight612]

Martijn Stuart Swamp Ape II: Swamp Ape vs Roller Gator

[@azeeztenir]

3:25 "you know furries exist right" (includes pyrocinical art)

[@CoffeeTheDragon]

Like it's not a furry art. smh.

[@mrborgz1031]

Bro

[@LaunchPadMcQuack4Hire]

Playing Juliet in the school's rendition of Romeo and Juliet when i was in 6th grade is the total extent of my acting experience, yet im absolutely convinced that i could act rings around every one of these actors. Except maybe the person who played Swamp Ape. That shit was dope!

[@jojo-iv7ux]

_/gasp//_ m o d e r n g a s t o n

[@thedoc9535]

Ho lee fukk

[@Bigdude0444]

D list? That's a bit generous isn't it?

[@davialmeida4442]

I'm pretty certain Theo isn't a person, he is a sort of cursed camera that looks like a person, used by a superior being to prove the Swamp Ape to his friends. I 'd also bet he is summoned from eher when the gods need him, and that's why he came out of nowhere

[@manwithabucket9166]

“Oh my god I’m so done” Then KZbin crashed immediately

[@jotarokujo7495]

Original name of this video was:"Swamp Ape - If Cum Stain Was a Movie"

[@DakotaofRaptors]

Jotaro Kujo cool.

[@Cinko420]

Jotaro Kujo That moment when the comment you copied is two comments above yours.

[@Blue-yf3pu]

30:58 he rlly used an action figure thinking we wouldn't notice the boat being like 15 feet in the air.

[@MurdockCakeLie]

I feel personally attacked because my name is Geoff :(

[@MortusSweet]

Yeoss?

[@luvrgrl32]

“Extremely good looking youtuber. Let me introduce Geoff Ward...” Me: ....Who?

[@Drixa0]

If the video stays monetized, does that mean KZbin agree?

[@bluengi3878]

Plumbdog Millionaire Probs, it's still monetized

[@beautyandtheoffbeats]

No they just didn't find it yet.

[@atomsmasher703]

It's still monetized, lol.

[@JustinY.]

Man, the plot for JoJo part 9 keeps getting weirder and weirder.

[@kachow1970]

No thanks.

[@derrrtee]

Justin Y. Watch at least one video fully gee

[@Hdubs44]

Justin Y. Part 8 hasn't even finished yet

[@00ooo000o]

Justin Y. ppl acting like they see you everywhere and i look at ur account and you only have 3.9k liked videos but i have over 5k -_-

[@murasak1740]

Geoff GoeStar

[@raeathebatman]

Am I the only one who thinks the "fat girl" is low-key kinda cute?

[@solarium_self]

She's really cute

[@raeathebatman]

@@solarium_self, yeah I know!

[@ethanstewart4222]

She looks like two mad

[@cattycatterson6368]

I dunno, she don’t look like no dime to me.

[@orionmicropop1512]

She’s way more my type than the 2 “dimes” :/

[@blackwolf387]

you know its a gr8 movie when the highest quality shot is the one of the roadkill

[@kaiserproductions1278]

It makes me bucking mad that they shoved a dog underwater

[@redking4207]

Don’t worry man, you can say fucking, because that’s fucking messed up

[@obamium9692]

Don’t worry they didn’t they probably got someone to do the scene then they took both of them out of the water then started shooting BB guns at the water

[@amolerat2574]

Henrik Haakonsson Emperor of Scandinavians missed your chance to say barking mad

[@kaiserproductions1278]

@@amolerat2574 Lol.

[@prettycultleader]

Are you still bucking mad?

[@CIA871]

damn why weren't our soldiers stockpiling Cheetos to battle, did they not know that they heal missing limbs.

[@Hepheat75]

This was one of the funniest movie reviews I've seen in a while, great work, Elvis.

[@swinton8436]

3:23 Elvis predicted the pyro predicament Lmaooo.

[@coldestshark4310]

As a Floridian I can say that I’m not surprised that he’s from Florida

[@dendegodmode2044]

coldest shark WTF Welcome To Florida

[@caracalcontinuum3118]

Same here. My god us Floridians.....

[@omegazul]

coldest shark I’m disappointed in Florida

[@PatriotDank]

coldest shark Atleast we aren’t California. They’re worse than us.

[@Thiricola]

haha yes i am a floridian too and this is not shocking because we are very weird

[@kappakys3010]

JonTron has to make a video on this movie

[@bonegrave4963]

11:12 The "ginger neck" don't even know how to holds a pistol correctly lol.

[@user-hl6yz8kc8x]

Girls during puberty: I hate everything! Boys during puberty: 0:59

[@MichiganerE]

*M Y N A M E I S R I C H A R D S T E I N*

[@cohenwalsh5003]

MY NAME IS RICHARD STEIN ━╤デ╦︻(▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿)

[@ryanschuler4287]

MY NAME IS RICHARD STEIN, AND AS YOU CAN SEE THAT SAYS STATE PROPERTY

[@epicfortnitegamer1211]

*s O y O u R n A m E i S d I c K*

[@fre_]

*M Y N A M E I S D O O F*

[@captainjurgh8142]

What are they doing in his swamppppp

[@kykyt-t6170]

Captain Jurgh by now, there’s no all star, in this shitty- MOVIE!!!!!!

[@JayBird-Depressed-Dreamer]

10:56 To be fair, the leash could've snapped like that if it was old enough. A year ago, my dog's leash-rope (a rope made out of several leashes connected to each other) had a leash snap in half when she was pulling against it to come inside. Not only was the leash itself old, but since it was outdoors it most likely weakened from rain as well.

[@thatwolfinyourbackyard6011]

The fact that this video got 1 mil more views than the movie itself is just damn hilarious

[@Joes850]

Elvis the alien you inspire me

[@amandaheasley426]

22:03 "I'm gonna go align my chakras" girl marry me

[@amandaheasley426]

rewatching after 3 years lmao she's STILL the real dime here

[@tperez210]

as a south floridian I would like to denounce him, I pass him off to north florida

[@jamesm.zippay8867]

As a North Floridian I am also offended. I vote to exile him to Georgia.

[@exosus.]

Laughs in Orlando

[@pleasehelpizzi1771]

@@jamesm.zippay8867 as a georgian I reject his citizenship and demand he be sent to Utah.

[@thientuongnguyen5002]

@@pleasehelpizzi1771 Screw it send him to California, that's where all low-intelligent schmuck celebrities are

[@ramenbomberdeluxe4958]

@@thientuongnguyen5002 As an American, PERIOD, lets exile him to South Africa, feed him to the sharks there.

[@feraltrashgoose]

6:51 the people who live by the park:Oh-look hunny he's doing it again

[@klyneambahan6084]

Bruh he is johnny bravo's physical representation lmao

[@mannaandmonsters]

Literally saw this months ago with my friends on Prime! We had a helluva time laughing at it and having theories about what was going on behind the scenes.

[@mannaandmonsters]

Wait. Muscle douche was the creator?? I thought it was the professor or something. Thanks for killing my theories...

[@DANKIUS1994]

The bigfoot was acutally based off a animal that used to exist but is now extinct. It was a large 10ft ape called the Gigantopithecus

[@WoodlandFops]

dankius memeious 4.20 Only noticed that cause i am playing ARK as i watch it

[@DakotaofRaptors]

dankius memeious 4.20 paleontology?

[@kookamongus]

dankius memeious 4.20 that never lived in North America

[@DakotaofRaptors]

Alopekis I'm sort of skeptical to the claim myself, but I would be happy to prove myself wrong. An undiscovered species of ape? Awesome!

[@theblahwhatsup6558]

Yeah

[@mimilopmemes7915]

i've never seen an overweight person act like that. i'm overweight and i'm literally terrified of eating around people bc i don't wanna be judged.

[@Davemonlee]

Good thing your limited view of the world doesn’t dictate the entirety of it. Anecdotal evidence. If we took every single big person yu knew in ur life it wouldn’t even be 3% of the entire statistic. Not to be mean it just means as much as yu wouldn’t, someone else would ya know.

[@mimilopmemes7915]

@@Davemonlee 1. this comment is a year old idgaf 2. i didn't mean no one would ever do that, i just think its uncommon

[@djkb125]

I was wondering if I was really up for a 40 plus minute video but being stuck at home gave me the perfect reason and boy was that worth it. Elvis is so great at reviews! Thanks for making social distancing more fun

[@JustinY.]

"Fat Girl eat food"

[@ieatfooddrinkwaterandbreat7137]

Notice me

[@fhf794]

stfu

[@monkeysalad4444]

Justin Y how do you always comment on everything within the 1st minute

[@slightlysaltyy]

why do I see your comments all over youtube- Am I just getting lucky or do you comment on every video?

[@trigdude7390]

Justin Y. No

[@nixienooo]

The actors have the same acting skill equivalent to a children's school play. Edit: The camera quality throughout the "movie" looks like it was filmed in 2006

[@saramoore9896]

My favorite thing about these reviews is that they make the movie so much better! I can’t wait to hear what kind of wacky names you give the characters when you review The Human Centipede Trilogy.

[@HowToChangeName]

Acting level: Bethesda game dialogs OR $250 porn