“We got 300,000 dollars budget for this movie what should we do “ “Oh! i know Let use 3 dollars to buy shitty fake blood and spend the rest on cocaine”
@Jenna2k3 жыл бұрын
Sounds about right.
@vladimirpuddin33193 жыл бұрын
For real $300,000 they can do better than that
@sourgoosemilk92933 жыл бұрын
wElL iTs aCuAlLy kAsTuP
@GreatPharaohImara3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@afomcool88193 жыл бұрын
Omg I love you you are so rigut
@mqfii89923 жыл бұрын
The shark costume's head being forever tilted makes it look like it's severely depressed.
@ToriTheDormouse3 жыл бұрын
It wonders what the smol human inside his mouth is talking about.
@jeromeishere89023 жыл бұрын
Wouldn't you be if you had to watch this film
@tibbiekat45313 жыл бұрын
The shark hangs his head in shame seeing how cringy this movie is.
@scottski023 жыл бұрын
"Watching bad shark movies makes me a saaaaad shark."
@ZNEIC13 жыл бұрын
Little do we know, that the Elvis the shark is severely depressed because this movie.
@TzhoOriatee3 жыл бұрын
Since this movie had no Budget. I imagine they got questioned a lot by random people "Sir, Why are you filming this woman having a Seizure?" or "Sir, this is a Hospital, you can't film with your Cellphone in here"
@thesaviorofsouls52103 жыл бұрын
No budget?! Its low budget sure but so many people have done so much more with less. Also he filmed the hospital literally like elvis said, hid it in his pocket and walked around.
@Petaurista133 жыл бұрын
@@thesaviorofsouls5210 yeah. Movie with no budget is "Who Killed Captain Alex" It was made for 200$ and it had better reviews, mostly because people who made it put their hearts in it.
@CarassiusAu3 жыл бұрын
Fr they have 300k and can’t afford to properly film in a hospital???
@James817lol Жыл бұрын
benny loves you, one of my favorite horror films of the 2010's, was made on a 70,000 pound budget. and that has some of the best effects i've seen in a modern indie horror movie! And then, with 300,000 dollars, more than any teacher will ever make, you have this crap.
@AnikMonette Жыл бұрын
@@James817lolBoth Terrifier movies were made for less...
@casseendeestyr46383 жыл бұрын
If you randomly pick out any scene from the film, it looks like it's straight out from a porno
@skullfuck-industrises3 жыл бұрын
That's what i was thinking
@kaydendavies49283 жыл бұрын
Me: clicks on 7:50
@Flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy3 жыл бұрын
@@kaydendavies4928 It's literally a nightlight
@seaweedjeff91873 жыл бұрын
Dont insult pornos
@kiwakiwarin3 жыл бұрын
9:55 pretty sus
@humanlettuce74223 жыл бұрын
Sequel: Dolphin Priest
@onejediboi3 жыл бұрын
Octopus rabbi
@bipie-chan38853 жыл бұрын
Whale God
@Type_shi3 жыл бұрын
@@onejediboi 😐
@bearybear1913 жыл бұрын
Where in gods name do you find these
@jayweber30223 жыл бұрын
Pufferfish pope
@Burritobib3 жыл бұрын
“You said you like to get WET!” is the best line I’ve ever heard, EVER.
@justanotherrandomtogruta37373 жыл бұрын
Grrr I've seen enough
@errortryagainlater42403 жыл бұрын
The way she delivers it is perfect 💀
@DJ-ew8fd5 күн бұрын
The delivery was so bizarre but she is handicapped so...
@somerandomkidonyoutube78383 жыл бұрын
This literally looks like it was made for a high school project
@Loomustrous3 жыл бұрын
No not even - Theater kids can do better-
@erina26003 жыл бұрын
Exactly what I was thinking
@spaghetti_ho95333 жыл бұрын
Man my elementary reenactment of the civil war or something that I did with my friends was way better than this for the main reason our camera angles were correct
@god13563 жыл бұрын
At least if it was they would have a better script
@willows61142 жыл бұрын
I’ve seen better high school projects Lmaooo
@onirud48693 жыл бұрын
you can see elvis's brain cells dying from watching these terrible movies.
@masont53113 жыл бұрын
And his hair cells too
@keito-kun66183 жыл бұрын
his sacrifices, from watching these movies so we don't have to, will not be in vain
@croissant28823 жыл бұрын
You're laughing but I watched the Two Headed Shark with my friends and it was so unbearably stupid i actually got a migraine afterward
@Broccolie3 жыл бұрын
@@croissant2882 sad.
@user-og2nq4iz4c3 жыл бұрын
lol
@koboldwizard3 жыл бұрын
normal shark attack: ok shark with orange eyes attack: THIS IS AN AVENGERS LEVEL THREAT
@justanotherrandomtogruta37373 жыл бұрын
Nah man it is like an X class end of the world crisis
@shortleader09583 жыл бұрын
@@justanotherrandomtogruta3737 get scp 2000 ready
@thesaviorofsouls52103 жыл бұрын
He also comes out of the moon mind you
@DJ-ew8fd5 күн бұрын
Um they are yellow. Excuse me. (thumbs up anyway)
@MGengarDude3 жыл бұрын
Shark Elvis is quite the sight to behold.
@strixmurmurs3 жыл бұрын
He looks so dead inside the entire time, it’s a beautiful thing.
@AuthentiKaate3 жыл бұрын
The messiah
@Sammy-wb6fl3 жыл бұрын
@@strixmurmurs I’m at peace when I see Elvis the Shark
@patrikmiles93423 жыл бұрын
He's a scaley I guess
@FReNchMoLEy3 жыл бұрын
I
@luckyd3i7y963 жыл бұрын
This movie feels like its trying to be a movie but ends up looking like one of those weird cheap uh... Certain videos you find on a certain website incognito
@louis-hhr94793 жыл бұрын
Ahh coolmathgames
@JohnDoe-rr1fz3 жыл бұрын
What sites?
@JohnDoe-rr1fz3 жыл бұрын
@@vyvy886 it aall makes sense now
@rezandrarizkyirianto-19333 жыл бұрын
@@louis-hhr9479 Ah yes, that's where I found hot singles in my area
@louis-hhr94793 жыл бұрын
@@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933 yes oc
@marley89763 жыл бұрын
I feel like you could make this movie for $100 and a pack of batteries
@fakeblakeedits65463 жыл бұрын
I could make this movie. My content is shit and I almost never use any budget 😎
@DJ-ew8fd5 күн бұрын
Yeah whats with the budget for this thing? Some girls got a lot of money to jerk around with their cloths on.
@hydragaming2753 жыл бұрын
His shark costume was better looking than that simulated shark.
@justanotherrandomtogruta37373 жыл бұрын
Man my burnt McNugget looks better than the shark
@maryannaclado23673 жыл бұрын
OOF
@Brendanj1013 жыл бұрын
The Wind gets better audio quality than every person in this movie.
@whiteeyeterro59103 жыл бұрын
10.:22 perfect acting
@cheekychaps24113 жыл бұрын
There is a movie called ouija shark
@luckystarplays18372 жыл бұрын
@@cheekychaps2411 I didn’t think you were being serious, but I just had to look it up. I’m in utter disbelief.
@jovivianed46023 жыл бұрын
I like how throughout the entire movie the book props are all books about acting
@DocBree133 жыл бұрын
Lol!
@michelletuband3 жыл бұрын
Next on Elvis The Alien: "Cannibal Hookers"!
@Jenna2k3 жыл бұрын
That probably exists :'(
@SocksWithSandalsEnjoyer3 жыл бұрын
flying zombie tigers
@klydejohnson75203 жыл бұрын
@@Jenna2k he literally said it did in the video🤦🏽♂️
@vikaziza15063 жыл бұрын
Cant wait
@daishanaaykelly95633 жыл бұрын
@@klydejohnson7520 😂
@greenman52553 жыл бұрын
I love it when Porn Production Companies branch out into other venues.
@thatwolfinyourbackyard60113 жыл бұрын
When they try to be realistic but forget that humans have brains
@RustyC2163 жыл бұрын
Michael Bay
@average_enjoyer3 жыл бұрын
@@RustyC216 lol
@average_enjoyer3 жыл бұрын
@@DaveDotEXE I honestly have no idea how he's so succesful
@musek50483 жыл бұрын
@@thatwolfinyourbackyard6011 well its easy to forget when you're in business with people that usually have none
@cmantheboi27453 жыл бұрын
I’ve actually been in the exact location where the post credit scene is filmed. It’s in Nashville in a mall area and that fish tank is apart of a restaurant which a went to eat. I only noticed it because I sat in the massage chairs to the right of it waiting for my parents.
@impcityangel32453 жыл бұрын
I might go there just to make fun of the movie.
@IndianaJones844763523 жыл бұрын
It's in the Opry Mills mall and it's called the Aquarium Resaurant, I ate there for my birthday like ten years ago
@alien32723 жыл бұрын
I love how the hammerhead from his costume stares at him judge mentally.
@CowboyBeansss3 жыл бұрын
You mean judgementally
@smile_interactive58233 жыл бұрын
@@CowboyBeansss no, he’s mentally channeling a judge to kill him. SMH
@superstellarhere3 жыл бұрын
@@smile_interactive5823 haha
@BreathingStereotype3 жыл бұрын
bone apple tea
@niahoad3 жыл бұрын
He looks sad to me😔
@JaydenMontano3 жыл бұрын
Oh my god, this can’t be a real film like it can’t be an actual feature film
@JaydenMontano3 жыл бұрын
@Nicholas Castillo ;(
@jeffgayzose81293 жыл бұрын
@Nicholas Castillo I think you are use "feature film" very liberally here lol
@dr.k86103 жыл бұрын
Trust me there’s lots of movies like these but I wouldn’t call them “feature films”.
@ShrubbyCanine3 жыл бұрын
This looks like a fucking school project
@JaydenMontano3 жыл бұрын
@@ShrubbyCanine I'm sure a few high school students could make a better plot then these idiots who made the film
@BigBadGato3 жыл бұрын
Imagine an actual shark looking that sad while eating someone.
@Dickmaster-adam3 жыл бұрын
Poor guy lol
@JHX773 жыл бұрын
Usually when people say "It's the worst movie ever" you know they're most likely exaggerating but this time I would agree like what even is this shit lol
@thesaviorofsouls52103 жыл бұрын
Oh it can get worse...so much worse. This is bassicly just the shallows in the ocean of shit movies.
@user-fy5sg9rg7d3 жыл бұрын
Watch ax em
@mister-pinkman3 жыл бұрын
@@thesaviorofsouls5210 idk man this movie is even worse than sharknado
@thesaviorofsouls52103 жыл бұрын
@@mister-pinkman sharknado would be considered a master piece compared to the shit ive seen. At least it was a fucking movie lmao
@AnikMonette Жыл бұрын
Well... It depends. It's not exaggerated if you don't watch a lot of movies! Also unpopular opinion time: had more fun watching this train wreck than Nun(the one in a storage facility that Elvis covered in another video?)
@Sofishticated7923 жыл бұрын
What people thinks of sharks : big scary fish who eat humans Actual sharks: *BLUB BLUB, IMMA DO A SWIM*
@brawlmaster673 жыл бұрын
very true, sharks are immensely silly creatures that just do their own thing generally
@glen_mas26953 жыл бұрын
Lol true but there's some shark who is interested on human flesh while some hates human flesh
@-silly3 жыл бұрын
sharks actually dont wanna eat humans, they only like fish
@Cyrogenesis.3 жыл бұрын
@@-silly ye true
@Катюша-щ5ю3 жыл бұрын
Accurate, you can even put a live shark in a pool with several human children in it and it would not attack, unless it's seriously hungry of course
@errortryagainlater42403 жыл бұрын
The redhead hippie and the cameraman who's trying his best are my favourite characters 💀
@misakimanjoume3 жыл бұрын
Pointing out that the priest guy has books about acting on his desk. Apparently they didn't help much.
@cianseeck89173 жыл бұрын
Remember, this is the same Movie, that nearly broke IHE.
@waltercomunello1213 жыл бұрын
oh now I remember where I saw it!
@DeadlyDanDaMan3 жыл бұрын
@@waltercomunello121 Same, lol.
@r7ahtesham8853 жыл бұрын
Wait these guys sued IHE? Oh my god 🤦♂️
@athf4ever7803 жыл бұрын
@@r7ahtesham885 No? That was Daddy Derek
@r7ahtesham8853 жыл бұрын
@@athf4ever780 Okay
@ratkingsquad66183 жыл бұрын
I love how he’s wearing a shark costume the whole time
@_tired-_3 жыл бұрын
I have joined the rat King squad
@TheRDVortex3 жыл бұрын
my high school production of Aladdin was better than this
@nightcoremadstudioreborn42993 жыл бұрын
our high school Naruto parody filmed entirely infront of a greenscreen with shitty keying called Ninjaboy Hurricane was better than this
@Sedatedfae3 жыл бұрын
@@nightcoremadstudioreborn4299 where can I watch this? 😭
@nightcoremadstudioreborn42993 жыл бұрын
@@Sedatedfae It has never been made public, and sadly since i graduated I no longer have the password from the school video archives, if I ever get to know anyone who can fetch it, I could potentially upload it
@Sedatedfae3 жыл бұрын
@@nightcoremadstudioreborn4299 Aww that's totally okie. Thank you anyway (´∧ω∧`*)
@GreatPharaohImara3 жыл бұрын
I’m sure...
@williemasterz55743 жыл бұрын
This movie makes birdemic look ok
@justyouraveragemartian7833 жыл бұрын
nah at least birdemics (some) shots didnt look like it was being recorded with a phone
@blueismylove31283 жыл бұрын
I like how you said just "ok" and not great or amazing, can't give Birdemic too much credit now.
@monke44763 жыл бұрын
Birdemic was gooooooooooood
@nickeynouse60933 жыл бұрын
Birdemic is a MASTERPIECE
@visassess86072 жыл бұрын
@@justyouraveragemartian783 Right, his joke was that Shark Exorcist makes Birdemic look okay. All you did was say that Birdemic was better which is the joke...
@AzureRoxe3 жыл бұрын
It's odd how this is a shark movie, but there's a lot of scenes where it's very obvious the people involved don't want to get wet.
@TrashbashMan3 жыл бұрын
I would be hesitant to go into the water if I was hired to play in a shark movie too to be fair. There's sharks in the water!
@mythbuster433 жыл бұрын
“Cmon guys, this is a real low-budget movie, we only had $300k to work with!” The Blair Witch Project was made on a $60k budget. Having a low budget is no excuse for not trying.
@kae3773 жыл бұрын
Can't forget Marble Hornets had $500
@alarson17993 жыл бұрын
"I'm gonna make you girls movie stars!"
@joeysleister3 жыл бұрын
Paranormal Activity had a budget of $15k
@CowboyBeansss3 жыл бұрын
@@joeysleister wow
@iron_blyat68153 жыл бұрын
Who killed captian Alex with 200$ in budget which was made during a civil fucking war. And that movie is a masterpiece!
@Freesliterature3 жыл бұрын
I love that his shark costume looks incredibly depressed throughout all of this review.
@mannduh24303 жыл бұрын
The shark is ashamed of this movie.
@anafj3 жыл бұрын
" Shark Elvis isn't real he can't charm you " Shark Elvis:
@elite.horrors3 жыл бұрын
They missed out on “The Sharksorcist”
@IchNachtLiebe3 жыл бұрын
Whoa, don't rag on the arcade scene. It's deep and symbolic. "Shark game" is a symbol for "sharks are no game.... Uh uh.... Don't play with sharks". This is the kind of thing that I like to call "Art"
@blingsing53833 жыл бұрын
You are doing God's work thank you
@smile_interactive58233 жыл бұрын
I can’t tell if you’re joking or not and that scares me
@audreyquinn733 жыл бұрын
I'm probably giving this film too much credit, but I suspect that the shark arcade game is an homage to a quick scene in the original 1975 blockbuster "JAWS."
@The-Man-On-The-Mountain3 жыл бұрын
2:35 I like how it actually seems like a sad shark reading something.
@UnclePhil733 жыл бұрын
Fun fact, this was filmed in Nashville, TN, the end scene was filmed in a local mall called Opry Mills outside of a seafood restaurant called The Aquarium Restaurant. The little shark doll the actress has is sold inside a gift shop attached to the restaurant.
@IndianaJones844763523 жыл бұрын
I ate at that restaurant for my birthday one year, I'm just glad I didn't get possessed by an evil shark spirit.
@suomynona44202 жыл бұрын
It was filmed in Nashville, Bruceton, Hollow Rock, Camden, Buena Vista, and Paris Tennessee. I know of and have been to nearly every location in the movie. I grew up in the area.
@StinaMariaxo3 жыл бұрын
Why do the actors look like they’re from 2007. IMDb says it was made in 2015.
@dr.coomer7893 жыл бұрын
Ikr. Its all in the camera quality and maybe the hairstyles.
@monke44763 жыл бұрын
E
@royceporter90483 жыл бұрын
This feels like a goosebumps episode
@katan8443 жыл бұрын
That's so very true
@god13563 жыл бұрын
dont insult Goosebumps like that
@indumatipngtuber27903 жыл бұрын
I'm almost certain goosebumps effects were way better then this.
@essgetispget3 жыл бұрын
Elvis's background is better than the entire movie
@morrisgaming-dailyvlogspra38503 жыл бұрын
It’s from a game called abzu
@lily.92803 жыл бұрын
I like ur name
@Plasstyre3 жыл бұрын
Hands down, Shark Elvis is the cutest fucking costume he's ever worn.
@danksouls93483 жыл бұрын
Shark Elvis do be looken like a snack
@RookieFrnndz3 жыл бұрын
@Pizza Man 🤣🤣🤣
@seth1258 Жыл бұрын
I swallowed a bottle of Tylenol, down my urethra
@Plasstyre Жыл бұрын
@@seth1258 same
@Matt-cy1if3 жыл бұрын
Elvis: "CAD money isnt real" Me a Canadian: :(
@sciguy42973 жыл бұрын
It's also worth noting that recording in a real hospital like that is ridiculously illegal
@oneinathousand21563 жыл бұрын
The RedLetterMedia guys said in their review of the movie that the director probably just wanted an excuse to film a bunch of women writhing around and I think I agree.
@viscountrainbows64523 жыл бұрын
When you have an elilepsy fetish and altogether too much money somehow
@Gideon133973 жыл бұрын
Well it's exactly what it is 😂
@alarson17993 жыл бұрын
I guess the stranger "taking pictures" the director.
@pdcdino3 жыл бұрын
Therapist: Ghost sharks don’t exist. Ghost sharks: allow me to introduce myself
@anthonyoliver4183 жыл бұрын
I like how there are no actual exorcisms in this movie except for the one near the end that did nothing.
@notgilbert63543 жыл бұрын
“A man jumped off the bridge so he must’ve been murdered!” What?!? Who made this?
@michelletuband3 жыл бұрын
Well, who did this then? If somebody jumps off the bridge and dies, they murdered themselves in the end. Case closed!
@shiguriyamamo67303 жыл бұрын
A man has fallen off a bridge in Lego city
@ryanm.87202 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile, in the Hitman series from Blood Money and onward, 30 guards can fall out of a singular window, and everyone will assume that they all died in tragic accidents.
@BruceCruce3 жыл бұрын
This is the most important movie ever made.
@disney__queen90383 жыл бұрын
I like how they “tied” her to a tree but her hands are really just hanging on the super loose ropes 🤣🤣🤣
@ViKazuma3 жыл бұрын
Sure IHE did this movie but he didn't do it in a shark costume, clearly Elvis reigns supreme here
@ItsBunnyBuns3 жыл бұрын
Red Letter Media did too, but it’s always fun to watch other KZbinrs review it too.
@fukyomammason3 жыл бұрын
We need widespread coverage to prevent this disease from spreading.
@bard11013 жыл бұрын
and then she turns around to the second camera guy while the first camera guy is till recording her.... back of the head? this had me cracking up😂😂😂
@dogemaster70783 жыл бұрын
Some say that the cameraman is still filming the back of someone’s head
@davidburns2873 жыл бұрын
You should check out “Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter” it’s a classic!
@bruh22213 жыл бұрын
K
@saltyhasnochill52493 жыл бұрын
what
@average_enjoyer3 жыл бұрын
Or abraham lincoln the vampire hunter
@ash_artz59243 жыл бұрын
@@average_enjoyer w a m p i r e
@akrybion3 жыл бұрын
That at least sounds like a cool concept.
@_elevenofspades3 жыл бұрын
Kurtis Conner, PMI, Amanda the Jedi, Lindsay Ellis, and Elvis the Alien are the royalty of KZbin commentary and the protectors of my sanity during these trying times 👑
@alicelinheart49063 жыл бұрын
The studio's title card honestly was a pretty good representation of what this movie was like
@silvercandra42753 жыл бұрын
I love how the shark costume is just looking at him with nothing but pity.
@yang_not3 жыл бұрын
the greenscreen scene that elvis was stamding in front of was better than this movie
@Jitterzz3 жыл бұрын
This movie is humorous, but I find Elvis to be more comedically talented.
@jamiebraswell55203 жыл бұрын
Is it humorous? I see nothing even slightly clever here.
@himura39673 жыл бұрын
@@jamiebraswell5520 i think it’s the cringe and shitty acting that make it funny
@Jitterzz3 жыл бұрын
@@jamiebraswell5520 Bunta is correct, the film itself is not actually funny for any other reason than it exists.
@VenomGamingCenter3 жыл бұрын
The permenantly titled shark eyes pretty much show the depression elvis went through watching and talking about this film.
@santana48993 жыл бұрын
10:23 "I just felt something! I just felt something Michele!" Best acting I've seen in this whole movie
@_timeo_aeternum_21523 жыл бұрын
In ankle deep water when the movie is about sharks lol
@santana48993 жыл бұрын
@@_timeo_aeternum_2152 maybe it was a snake or frog lol
@carno45683 жыл бұрын
That shark model is literally just the crysis shark tinted red and given glowing eyes
@biohazard92023 жыл бұрын
How does a shark survive in a lake.....that’s not scientifically possible
@iloveseeingtheworldburn40353 жыл бұрын
It depends on the species
@Josue-d7o3x3 жыл бұрын
its a 50/50 it's either it dies or it doesn't
@untitled_firstdraft77263 жыл бұрын
Exactly.
@theangryholmesian45563 жыл бұрын
Technically yes some sharks can survive in fresh water...for a certain amount of time. Even bull sharks can't live in freshwater full time. No known shark species can.
@thewebofrealitythatdoesntr87383 жыл бұрын
The shark died in the lake and is now a ghost shark
@Nisha_bby33 жыл бұрын
Elvis in the depressed shark costume is amazing
@colonistinternetgangster89603 жыл бұрын
Is the shark made of elvis or elvis made of shark? They scream for they do not know
@LuciferMorningstar-qq4nv3 жыл бұрын
I absolutely love how sad the shark costume looks after 4:00 Just looking down, contemplating its sad existence
@DogManWes27902 жыл бұрын
The way I see it is the hammerhead shark just looking down dramatically in a never blinking demonic. stare.... THE HAMMERHEAD. SEES .ALL.
@purplehaze23583 жыл бұрын
Ghostwhackers is still unironically better than about 90% of ghost hunting shows.
@AizaSnek3 жыл бұрын
Yep
@digthesechild-bearinghipsb28423 жыл бұрын
This movie makes my existence more painful than it should be
@bipie-chan38853 жыл бұрын
Shark boy is SHAKING in his boots right now
@patrikmiles93423 жыл бұрын
If the netflix movie didn't already give him a stroke
@catgoaaaaaaaaaaa61523 жыл бұрын
Shak boy and lab girl
@lynx85943 жыл бұрын
Are we just gonna ignore the fact that he managed to keep the shark theme by having surftshark as a sponser?!
@heavy011911 ай бұрын
The fact that they didn’t even bother with gimbal stabilizers for the cameras and you can see the camera shake as the cameraman moves really shows how little they cared for making an actual movie
@CreativeNameIK3 жыл бұрын
Elvis is full of emotion when talking about this movie
@jaxsonbarta86483 жыл бұрын
I’m sure my high school class could make a better movie than this
@itzchichi13823 жыл бұрын
My class did 😂 n it took me watching this to realize how good we were
@strings64783 жыл бұрын
Nah a primary school class could make something better than this
@mutt97793 жыл бұрын
Me and my friends did a better video when we were 13(around 2007) lol Literally, I recall it perfectly, and we made fun of several mistakes this trash movie made. We had better effects for blood and gore because we knew not to show too much, and used chocolate syrup with black and white film(thanks for that one Hitchcock) We intentionally parodied how so much low budget shit starts every scene with half a second of silence because they suck at trimming clips And we even rigged up a fake Boom Mic so we could make fun of movies that couldn't keep the boom out of the shots And that's not even looking for a pat on the back or anything. Just shows how fucking low the bar can be set for movies like this lol
@vinnie9063 жыл бұрын
The fact that that shark costume seems to be more budget and dedication to production than the actual film he's talking about... Truly inspirational.
@leotin-hx5mw3 жыл бұрын
As someone with a history of seizures, that is the worst portrayal of what a seizure looks like.... EVER!
@hunterofthebigfootwithinte56093 жыл бұрын
Im glad your doing alright
@TrishaMitchell1014 ай бұрын
6:21 - 6:44 I also have epilepsy and know what it's like to experience seizures. The convulsions and talking random things. That's a seizure.
@stygianmoon17163 жыл бұрын
I keep thinking this is the sequel to the Velocipastor and the priest just made up a whole fricking Cinematic Universe Edit: Velocipastor vs Shark Exorcist: Dawn of pastors
@dannyblantom52433 жыл бұрын
Me too
@dannyblantom52433 жыл бұрын
Velocipastor VS Shark Exorcist
@untitled_firstdraft77263 жыл бұрын
@@dannyblantom5243 I would watch the hell outta that
@dagg497 Жыл бұрын
I considering myself a good critic, I can always find 8 errors in a movie that is so easy to fix I wonder why they are in the movie at all.? But If I would write a script and film a movie, It would come out like this Sharkturd 🤠🤠
@griffinswanberg99303 жыл бұрын
This movie was filmed ten minutes away from my hometown apparently
@MamaBearBrock3 жыл бұрын
I'm so sorry
@genghiskhan23393 жыл бұрын
I like how his costume looks depressed
@gabrielgaspar37443 жыл бұрын
Love the subtle Clanker's Cavern OST playing in the background. Makes sense, since Clanker is a (robotic) shark. Elvis is an alien of culture, I see.
@fangs5253 жыл бұрын
Elvis try to watch "jesus christ vampire hunter" its lit
@untitled_firstdraft77263 жыл бұрын
I’m scared
@elizard48503 жыл бұрын
"try to watch" oh no
@lexsombersunrise3 жыл бұрын
I'm morbidly interested.
@vladimirpuddin33193 жыл бұрын
The title says it all
@connaghward15823 жыл бұрын
There’s also another film called Abraham Lincoln vampire hunter.
@dank_smirk2ndchannel2003 жыл бұрын
Shark Elvis looks like he could play a part in Spongeknob Squarenuts.
@kimchiiisconfuzzled22173 жыл бұрын
I love how you edited Abzu into the background! It's such a good game.
@mezzeara59933 жыл бұрын
can we just acknowledge how adorable he is in that shark suit
@Julia-tu6xl3 жыл бұрын
Never forget when Mike Stoklasa picked this as Best of the Worst.
@momhorror3 жыл бұрын
it's because he's a contrarian
@ItsBunnyBuns3 жыл бұрын
@@momhorror noooooo of course he’s not! He doesn’t mean to go against the group all the time, I’m suuuuuure.
@Thomas_Schwarzenbacher2 жыл бұрын
I figured it out! This was supposed to be porn, but they somehow forgot the sex part. Makes complete sense, explains the av quality and the dialogue.
@ursbrad3 жыл бұрын
"the host has another seizure because one wasn't enough" shark seizure victims be like
@aengusk33133 жыл бұрын
PLEASE review the masterpiece 'sharktopus'. And I NEED that hammerhead outfit.
@Dastardly_Duo3 жыл бұрын
Sharktopus vs Whalewolf
@AnaSanchezstfu3 жыл бұрын
YES
@jetdombrowski98073 жыл бұрын
I got a left shark one
@benurban88753 жыл бұрын
Believe it or not there's a shark movie called Ghost Shark and it's about(and I'm not kidding)a shark who comes back from the dead to seek revenge oh and it can only swim through water and by that I mean it literally swims through any body of water including bathtubs toilets fire hydrants and ect and believe it or not it's actually not that bad of a shark movie it's one of those movies that you know are bad but you enjoy it anyways
@jamison853 жыл бұрын
Sharktopus is still halfway watchable. It pales in comparison to the miracle that is Dickshark.
@connaghward15823 жыл бұрын
The host from Ghost Fakers looks like a Troom Troom character.
@GrimmGamingG4513 жыл бұрын
Banana weights
@GhostOfWeirdness3 жыл бұрын
If you need another recommendation, Island Zero is one of the worst movies I've ever seen. It's impossible to explain how bad it is if I'm honest.
@linajabba96393 жыл бұрын
Elvis gets Add money: Welp lets buy a shark costume
@heatherames40023 жыл бұрын
I read the title and saw the thumbnail and just thought *Oh this is gonna be good.* and was not disappointed. Also, the shark game the lady was playing was legit outside a cineplex in my old city and I adored it.
@aidanlastname01873 жыл бұрын
Yay I was one of the ones who recommended this one
@TheVillager693 жыл бұрын
My eyes hurt after this film, someone get the bleach please?
@teddybearkiller52713 жыл бұрын
I would, but it drank itself.......
@amir_shaban_803 жыл бұрын
hmmmm
@headlesszombie11523 жыл бұрын
I love how he converted Canadian dollars into “real money” for the cube
@clovergum3 жыл бұрын
14:43 i laughed so hard i woke my mom up n she yelled at me for 5 mins
@ashleyduffy20883 жыл бұрын
My entire family did. Lmao like wtf
@jetiscute13 жыл бұрын
That didn’t happen.
@TheRocketTurtle3 жыл бұрын
OOF
@TheRocketTurtle3 жыл бұрын
That actually is funny she is spitting out egg yolks
@geniuspigby293 жыл бұрын
*"here's a quick word..."* It never is quick
@illuminoodlesx35393 жыл бұрын
A movie has never hurt me so much, WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS AN IDEA? NOT EVEN A GOOD ONE, JUST AN IDEA?!!
@bergerheisen99033 жыл бұрын
The guy probably laundered some money while making this.300k is way too much for this film.
@TwentyPercentDash3 жыл бұрын
Elvis the Shark is my favorite shark, and anyone who disagrees is literally wrong, so don't even try. Okay? Like, for real. Elvis is my waifu.
@robotrix9 ай бұрын
Love how the shark woman and the guy she flags down to swim have matching tattoos on their left sides....
@ohno6123 жыл бұрын
2:35 - I love how his shark eyes also look at the papers. So cute.