Hillary & Bernie Cold Open - SNL

[@jaschul]

I wish Bernie would become president if only because then SNL would have no choice but to hire Larry David for a full four years. Sigh.

[@noahjohnson3370]

Bernie 2020, then, I guess

[@eddiesanchez1899]

Bernie’s too old. By the end of his first term, he’d look like he drank from the wrong grail.

[@amolkhobaragade]

@@eddiesanchez1899 Stop your ageism. Bernie is fit and firing.

[@dpersonal4187]

Bernie is a sell-out - a sheeple-herder that never intended to win. He was a gatekeeper for Hillary because she is A-PAC-beloved and he is an Isr…-firster. He threw his supporters under the bus as they told him in real time that the nomination was being stolen. The con was set up even before the race started as alluded to in a Podesta email. Bernie pushes Russiagate, tours with Tom Perez, and tells untruths about Venezuela. He supported the same candidate as Dick Cheney endorsed. Vote Third Party (REAL third parties, not the Bernie Sanders' kind).

[@CommaderJohn]

Jason Schulman Trump 2020

[@xxryanmichael32xx]

"how would you like to be...the senator of Vermont?" "Oh Hillary, I'll miss your lack of charm" comedic brilliance lol

[@tahmeedhossain5590]

😂

[@julianlarios3907]

Hillary shouldv'e asked for whatever Bernie is having.

[@robinrogers9018]

+Julian Larios Pina CoLosingByALoda?

[@JuanMorales-bv7qr]

+Julian Larios OH YEAH

[@haroldmckinny2242]

+Nicole David It will be a pyrrhic victory at best if she even gets past the nomination.

[@magikgoat7883]

I agree

[@zulukim]

She flip-flops because she wants the Bernie supporter's votes. But she really derailed away from people at this point. Feel the bern.

[@ella-tm1tp]

I still can’t stop watching this. The dancing through the hallway, pushing him into the elevator, pretty much everything Kate does, the fact that you can see the smoke machine, all of them shouting live from New York, whatever Pete was doing, it’s just so great.

[@jennifergersch9126]

and Hammond, too!

[@FarhanAmin1994]

@@jennifergersch9126 YES!!!

[@darkprose]

Politics may be bad for our country but it's great for our comedy.

[@MiyamotoMusakaki]

Nah,politics ruined comedy

[@blisterpacman]

its really repetitive

[@WiloPolis03]

Beautiful

[@earlvincetinaja2243]

I'm your 600 like

[@austinclaw]

IKR 😂

[@MatrixMedal2]

Democratic Party: "Mr. Sanders, it's time for you to go." Bernie: "No freaking way!!!"

[@estefanymurillo22]

Bernie 2020 🤘🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽

[@backpackmatt]

You don't need to put quotes " " around a statement when you've already established the person who is speaking.

[@ericdopp2338]

Larry David is perfect as Bernie Sanders.

[@ghostnight845]

Eric Dopp uh he is Bernie

[@yammmit]

Eric Dopp they are distantly related so it’s even more perfect.

[@buggerwitch]

Larry David is just perfect in general 😂

[@ChrisWolff2013]

The day Kate McKinnon leaves SNL will be a depressing, heartbreaking day.

[@cal6780]

Let's just hope it never happens. I think if it does, I'll just sit on the couch watching "Best of Kate McKinnon" compilations and crying for about a year.

[@osterdeicher8140]

@@ranvit1305 I genuinely cried during the Cold Open last weekend

[@ChrisWolff2013]

@@ranvit1305 She's leaving?!!! Oh that's it the show's fucked!!!

[@221b-Maker-Street]

And here we now are... 🥹

[@221b-Maker-Street]

@@cal6780 I am pretty much doing that now. 🥹 I only discovered KM a few months ago (Am British), and have a decade of performances to discover for the first time, at least...

[@1001011011010]

Welcome to America where we laugh at how we know our system is rigged and then shrug it off

[@cathyl2338]

1OO1O11O11O1O and we’ve done NOTHING about it since then. 😡

[@Sachin6197]

i think it's more like when you make fun of it you point it out and create awareness

[@nancybenton5635]

And then we vote

[@SplishSplashdash]

@B M-Y People went to vote! Didn't you hear what they were saying.

[@marianaree9967]

Same in Mexico. The only diference is that the politicians kill the people who make fun of them , or exposed them.

[@mattj4112]

everyone is arguing politics, and I'm just wondering how Hilary pressing the button outside of the elevator closed it...

[@emhullum4120]

+Imme Matt This won't be a surprise, but the elevator was rigged. These things tend to happen around Hillary.

[@TheMechanic2]

+Em Hullum Ok I don't care who you are that was funny Em. :)

[@ShawnTuckertheShoninzo]

+Em Hullum your omnipotence... it entice me...

[@MusicLover-ep6vn]

ha I agree with you 😂😂😂👯👯

[@Toki-uq5jg]

+Imme Matt Cause they're 3rd rate actors.

[@armangeddongaming9237]

We will never have another candidate like Bernie ever again. Vote for Bernie!

[@kingrampage3305]

That's great news

[@JoeDoakes1015]

+A.R. BEATZ You mean a candidate who has no way to deliver on the promises he's made? Eh, I'm pretty sure another one will come along.

[@Ltpwnface]

+lcicenine smh

[@Discoursivist]

A.R. BEATZ​ I can understand BernieOrBust, but cannot support it. Here's an article explaining why: "BernieorBust has a message for the establishment" medium.com/@ykahan9/bernieorbust-has-a-message-43ee6907ffa4#.xzjt7pm5r Please share in your groups and add your thoughts!

[@Jeffreyd337]

+A.R. BEATZ I'm pretty sure we will considering there are many young people today who have the same ideology as Bernie and who will grow up to take political office someday.

[@PeterGriffinFOX]

Never saw this before, but even SNL sees how the DNC screwed Bernie...

[@blackmamba6046]

I was hooked on these SNL election skits 3-4 yrs ago and now I'm on them again. I've seen this so many times but it's still so funny! I guess it's more funny now when I don't have a negative emotional reaction to Hillary and it's the early phase of the 2020 primaries and Bernie is the front-runner. God I hope the DNC will not rob him this time around.

[@emilyscloset2648]

@@blackmamba6046 too late

[@blackmamba6046]

@@emilyscloset2648 I know 😕

[@danzig2347]

@@blackmamba6046 Yikes...yeah no the neo-liberal Corporates won once again...

[@joe972]

@@blackmamba6046 and.... they did it again

[@Telic]

BERNIE HAS THE PEOPLE! HILARY HAS THE CORPORATIONS!

[@brian2933]

That's right Bernie has the people! So many in fact that he won the nomination.... Ohh wait i have that backwards, Hillary has the people, in fact by my count about 2.5 million more. What does Bernie have... Bernie has... well.... Vermont?

[@NotDouahou]

+Karen Anderson Are you fucking serious?? Have you ever used google?

[@josephtedros2089]

+Jed Wagner if you count independents that were not allowed to vote he would have won the most votes because in new York 3 million independents could not vote and independents usually vote for him at 70% also if you count other closed primaries Bernie would have won

[@brian2933]

+Joseph Tedros So let me get this straight... you want independents to be able to determine who wins the democratic primary.... Yeah last time i checked it was the democratic primary.....Not the independent primary....

[@stanen]

yeah tell that to the popular vote

[@Givyj13]

"To Debbie Wassermen Schultz!" "To Debbie!" ROFL

[@teresaweaver684]

+Garrett Ivy "To DWS, aka "Debbie Downer", the poster child for dangerously ambitious. She needs to go and now it's official....LMAO

[@jacobandrews2663]

Why is this in vintage, it was literally just a year and a half ago

[@AmyAnnLand]

Don't you know? 3 year olds can vote and 25 is considered old age. Keep up Jake. Sorry, getting dementia in my ol' 30's.

[@rawrisiloveuindinify]

Feel like fucking 10

[@mattjamison484]

Had the same thought.

[@icommentalots]

OK now it belongs in vintage

[@juicer67]

There's something devastatingly attractive about Kate McKinnon. She's already a good looking woman, but her sense of humor and comedic brilliance amplify her physical attributes by a factor of 1,000.

[@superlativeOFgood]

+juicer67 I see it too.

[@holdenroth5929]

Guess who's in the new Ghostbusters movie?

[@dan428]

+juicer67 yeah shes cute

[@ammiajames1775]

+kat rose 😂😂😂

[@ammiajames1775]

+kat rose 😂😂😂

[@andrewfolts250]

This is as close to honesty as Hillary Clinton will ever come.

[@kirstenrox234]

Still closer to the nomination than Bernie though

[@donHooligan]

Hillary told the truth Once, but she had a seizure and almost died. ...she vowed to never do it, again.

[@donHooligan]

+kirstenrox234 she's also closer to going to prison.

[@woodrowscott4807]

Legend has it that Donald Trump has never told the truth once, because if he does he will turn into an ogre

[@virgilknotts1592]

+Jws32 DrWork So wait... there's a version of trump more hideous than the current one? That's the stuff nightmares are made of.

[@HiroshiKoto]

Lol she was like "I'll give you three super delegates" wow

[@sherie2793]

thats how you do a cold open thats cute and doesnt ruin the sketch

[@g00n_t-force30]

b BJ

[@dagoperla]

+Jafet Pineda h

[@jonhohensee3258]

?

[@theo4183]

'Waltz of The Flowers' by the way.

[@DamienMen]

THANKS !

[@ubuntuposix]

composed by a meddling russian: Tchaikovsky

[@bluedasher74]

This is the funniest Hillary/Bernie skit yet!

[@Oregon.Martyr]

*You Got 7-Votes, but NONE of these Ass Fucks* *Ever REPLIED to you!!!*

[@AviatorCubed]

kate McKinnon is amazing

[@drum3a]

Yeah, nothing at all like Hellary

[@lking1540]

I don't know she comes off a little strong for me, I prefer amy.

[@free322001]

+Julia Mekler Don't let the door hit ya

[@drum3a]

+Julia Mekler As a heterosexual male, I would vote for a woman President, just not this corrupt, pandering liar. Anyway, enjoy Europe!

[@PixelPusher1]

"I know, it's so rigged!" 😂😂😅😭😭😭

[@beavis4play]

hillary: :remember when you got all the votes but i still got all the delagates?" - so HILARIOUS.....but, sadly also true. how did the DNC get away with that?

[@thesurvivorssanctuary6561]

Because it was all legal. People brought a court case against the DNC, but even though their cheating was proven beyond the shadow of a doubt, they got away with it. The DNC is a private organization, and their "primary election" is all for show. They can legally choose a candidate who lost their election, and make them the nominee. This is the true face of America.

[@jamesscalise4990]

@@thesurvivorssanctuary6561 except hillary would have won regardless of superdelegates; superdelegates vote in reflection of the nationwide vote total (which she won by 4 million votes)

[@stop_it7460]

@@jamesscalise4990 Momentum holds a lot of value in primary elections; the DNC was able to tip the balance in the earlier states, so Hillary was able to pick up more votes later on.

[@stop_it7460]

​@@jamesscalise4990 It's impossible to know who really would've been the more popular candidate, because of the DNC's interference with smearing Bernie.

[@lewisfraser4153]

The DNC always chooses the candidate that represents its best donors: past their prime all stars who rely on nostalgic value rather than innovation. The Democrats need a better model than 'well it's better than this guy' otherwise progression with stop entirely in the United States.

[@sarabryn2747]

This isn't a comforting video to watch in 2020.

[@isaiahphillip4112]

Because the DNC and corporate media are pulling the exact same schtick.

[@Eutrofication]

For some reason this video just makes me extremely happy. It's one of my favourite things to watch on earth somehow

[@MrIansmitchell]

So, DNC... How'd that work out for ya?

[@roadhouse6999]

He was the Chosen One! He was supposed to destroy the Sith, not join it! He was supposed to bring balance to America, not leave it in darkness!

[@Derevirn]

roadhouse699 Oh grow the fuck up.

[@roadhouse6999]

Derevirn Don't get me wrong, I support Hillary at this point, but Bernie would be completely destroying Trump in the polls.

[@jessicacampbell9014]

I'm a trump supporter and i 100% agree with you. Bernie would have blown trump away, that much was alway clear

[@Diagonalstuff]

roadhouse699 too true

[@janistransbian]

hillary is the jedi, not the sith. stop this shit.

[@christianduran9859]

Honestly I'm at a point where id rather the SNL members be the future president!!

[@doublepeacecrew7144]

Me too

[@Jester2b04]

I know own exactly what u mean ... -_-

[@drum3a]

I blame Kate McKinnon for keeping someone as corrupt as Hellary in this race at all.

[@TheKrank20]

+Drum 3A I blame you for keep posting such dumb comments.

[@drum3a]

+Aruka Lowell I don't blame you for being brainwashed

[@jacobhutt7046]

Ya gotta love the SNL chemistry! Love McKinnon

[@ElectricDaisyify]

I really hope Bernie win the election. . .

[@NickMcElmurry]

you and me both ✌

[@xavierjames4724]

+IAN MAY you going to vote Trump or abstain?

[@brian2933]

+IAN MAY and if you abstain then you are practically giving a vote to Trump....

[@SuperEvilC]

He will at the upcoming Contested Convention! Bernie or Bernie 100%

[@brian2933]

+SuperEvilC There can only be a contested convention if Hillary does not win the majority of delegates. Which she will, meaning there will not be a contested convention..... #feelthemath

[@austinpearce5442]

Larry David is a better Bernie than the real one.

[@listenup7284]

What a stupid comment. Larry David is just an actor who misrepresents Bernie half the time.

[@ConnorLonergan]

No Bernie and larry are the same person

[@austinpearce5442]

He's just so convincing.

[@tellemsteve-dave4276]

+LISTEN UP! Obviously Larry David is an actor you dumb fuck.

[@stevensnow8851]

Larry David 2016

[@goldieh7121]

Hillary : “you beat me by a lot, but I still got most of the delegates”. Still happening.

[@NeuralHours]

SNL lately is killing it. Funny as hell.

[@mpk0422]

+Because I'mbatman their first ones were good, now? Eh

[@wonderbrat9042]

+Because I'mbatman Comedy is subjective and you watched the same thing as him smartguy.

[@vice2versa]

+Because I'mbatman some of the drake skits were pretty amusing last week.

[@IgnorancEnArrogance]

This has been one of the better seasons; but its mostly because they are making better choices with their hosts. I can see Drake & Ariana Grande as series regulars.

[@BlueyMcPhluey]

I mean she's already got the nomination, Hillary supporters in California shouldn't even bother voting - it's a waste of your time

[@ApesAmongUs]

+josh mcgee What difference would it make. I mean, sure, if all the Hillary supporters stayed at home, she'd only get 45% of the vote, but...

[@bigol9223]

+ApesAmongUs But...still win.

[@jash6105]

Lol yeah it isn't even worth their time

[@neolweneht]

I hear they will come out and vote

[@finn808]

+josh mcgee So basically you're saying that you always choose the winning side?

[@tristanw852]

To Debbie Wasserman Schultz. This is genius

[@user-yi9yh6rz2e]

Every time Kate McKinnon dances on SNL a fairy is born ✨✨✨

[@padraicloingsigh421]

Get's the job done for walstreet, the prison industry, and the military industrial complex, don't forget oversees slavery.

[@Nomore2partysystemUSA]

That's the 2 party system charade.

[@goshdarnit7234]

+Padraic loingsigh Is Walstreet like Walmart, you stupid douchebag?

[@josephinethornton3823]

+Gosh Darn It They clearly left out a letter, not sure it's "you stupid douche bag" worthy. Wall Street. Not to be confused by Wal-Mart, where one can purchase douches.

[@JinxMcGee]

I thought SNL was supposed to be comedy, but this is just damn depressing.

[@TheDarkoricle]

welcome to America where some people don't think the election is rigged

[@o.j.7415]

+TheDarkoricle Do you know how the election process works?

[@josephinethornton3823]

+O. J. How it actually works or how it is supposed to work?

[@o.j.7415]

Josephine Thornton Might as well hear your explanation of both.

[@AndoMANIAC]

The citizens vote doesn't determine who becomes president, only delegates and electoral votes.. It is rigged

[@atomicknight63]

The primaries are rigged. The elections are harder in part because of mail-in voting.

[@Amber-wc6wd]

lmao when even snl says it's rigged

[@theratchannelsecondchannel3827]

Who knew that in the end nether of them won

[@wisdomleader85]

But hey, Bernie did become her worst nightmare in one way or another, lol.

[@supermarine8473]

Yep, the fact that she rigged the Democratic Primary allowed her party to lose to Trump AND SHE LOST TO TRUMP Got to be humiliating

[@janistransbian]

america made the worst possible choice in the end. i fucking hate this country for hating women without cause.

[@allahbole]

@@janistransbian swing and a miss

[@TheBrothersBlue]

Bernie would've won.

[@navidb]

everyone take a chill pill on the political discussion, that was a fun opener! cool fourth wall break, and collab. ✌️

[@ApertureClockwork]

I hope nobody votes in November and we just go without a president.

[@r.a3737]

Lol you think thats how things work?

[@mymrrandomguyy]

And let the delegates decide? Lol your vote counts dummie

[@TheShyRage]

+Taydolf Swiftler no it doesn't look at Al Gore. Voting is just a democratic illusion

[@mymrrandomguyy]

+TheShyRage or maybe thats what you're told so you wont vote?

[@TheShyRage]

+Taydolf Swiftler look at the popular vote and then look at the super delegate vote.... yup that is totally normal.

[@Nite0wl8]

5:32 Kate McKinnon has some dancing skills!

[@fandju111]

*_So sad and beautiful at the same time_*

[@treymurray118]

I don't like either nominees but I'd much rather have hillary not know what to do with America than to have donald trump destroy it. tbh

[@zachroberts6068]

+trey murray Or you could have Bernie fix America.

[@Biblig]

I think that would be the other way around. Hilary has plenty of experience working in politics and foreign intrigues.

[@treymurray118]

+Zachary Roberts I'd like to see him as president but unfortunately he really is too far behind to catch up

[@Amiaworld]

+trey murray It's looking bad. Trump is already pulling ahead of Hillary in the polls. I don't think there's any way she can beat him. Bernie has been avoiding attacking her on the massive amount of scandals and baggage she's got. Trump won't hold back.

[@katsumotoempire4453]

what a dumb shit excuse

[@bluestrife28]

I kinda miss this time period, Kate and Alec were amazing in their roles.

[@hoodinisharif1860]

I was Bernie or Bust but then I realized that Trump isn't so bad when put up against Hillary.

[@bigmike1264]

Nah Hillary is still worst

[@hoodinisharif1860]

+BiGMiKE that's what I said.....

[@Icearchon]

+Hoodini Sharif Nope, voting Green party or writing in Sanders. Can't reward the DNC for all the shenanigans they pulled this election cycle to railroad Bernie rather than give him a fair shot.

[@contactkeithstack]

+Hoodini Sharif go to ontheissues.org and take the presidential match quiz. They give you a series of questions where you put your position and then they match you to the candidate who most agrees with your positions. One thing I will guarantee that if you match more politically with Sanders, Trump opposes you on everything. People say they're similar because their rhetoric is populist, but if you go issue by issue abortion, the environment, military, drug legalization, crime, health care, immigration, syrian refugees, gun rights, etc They are nearly opposite. I took the quiz and I matched most with Jill Stein/Elizabeth Warren at 70%, Sanders at 60%, Clinton at 50% and Trump at 10%. So if you were Bernie or Bust if you vote for Trump there's a good chance you are voting against all your issues.

[@bigmike1264]

Hoodini Sharif I'm illiterate

[@Kevin-Schmevin]

Kept waiting for it to get funny... still waiting

[@apexnp]

You're wasting your time then moron.

[@Agent1W]

+Kevin Schmevin Heh, that's why it's called a "cold open".

[@BushBumperBaker]

I've never found any SNL skit funny. They are all 40+ year old dad.humour.

[@ajay01281990]

+Kevin Schmevin its not reall funny

[@A.DJC.PRODUCTION]

U must be a Bernie supporter.

[@bittermercy9404]

Bernie's remark about Hillary being dressed to serve on the Galactic Council was just too frickin perfect. That and Bill being brushed off by the two of them as they have their strangely beautiful temporary-truce dance.

[@hyperluminalreality1]

3:20 The real reason this skit was done. To get that message out to the masses who still doubt it.

[@MrDAMS1963]

+HUGO FUGUSEV ...well played, sir...well played. You nailed it. BTW, great name!!!

[@MrDAMS1963]

Hey, I think you're used to getting nasty comments...I wasn't being sarcastic or nasty. I really thought your "Hugo" name is very clever & that the "funny" part of the skit was the part at the 3:20 mark that just puked out the truth as a joke that most people won't get. Sorry if you thought I was being a fucktard. But even that, 'fucktard'...I can even find that funny, too. Again, no offense intended.

[@johnthursday8321]

+HUGO FUGUSEV I wish I could agree, but I think the main point was "look, we'll _all_ be friends in the end, just "hold your nose" and vote for HRC... come on, give neoliberalism another shot." Hence the friendly beers and emasculation of Bernie at the end.

[@shaaanstar96]

LOL how would you like to a Senator from Vermont? I love it!!!

[@TokinTaylor]

I'm scared to make a comment about something relevant because I know it will somehow turn into an argument lmao

[@DIVISIONINCISION]

Don't ever make decisions out of fear, baby Tokin.

[@TokinTaylor]

+DIVISIONINCISION Very true words. (:

[@Anne_one]

What the hell are you talking about? This comment is completely illogical! How can you even make such a statement! I am right and you are WRONG! END OF CONVERSATION!!!

[@bonvivant55]

“Won” the nomination. Bought and stole.

[@thetreoman]

#BernieOrBust

[@Masterpieceman16]

Stop dividing the Democratic Party. If you don't vote you are essentially voting for Trump.

[@argeshagan7407]

+Nate M. tell that to debbie washerman schultz

[@sub1469]

+Nate M. Not every Bernie voter is a democrat. They couldn't careless about the party, and see Hillary in the same light as they see Trump.

[@99superjason]

+Nate M. democratic party is now centrist. and besides republicans and democrats are the wings of the same bird. they might be socially deviant but economically they're the same(they're corporatist). theres also the alltime high of 43% of america is now independent. and besides hillary barely beats trump in every poll and bernie beats him double digits easily.

[@leprechaunluck24]

+TreoView Please god dont... Trump man. I LOVE bernie. But my hate for trump is to great!

[@yoolnowk3593]

"And I, I'll lead!" "Never." 😁

[@nismofury]

If SNL can make their entire shows like their cold opens it would be the most watched program on tv.

[@Martin52183]

i feel bad for the people who takes this sooo serious

[@JuicingCouture]

+Martin Nguyen You feel bad for people who take politics seriously?

[@michaelwinter742]

+Amy Bennett I think he meant his own comment.

[@danielwarstadt4238]

+Martin Nguyen I feel bad for the millions of people who have been purged from voting rolls, the millions who were uninformed about party registration deadlines, and I feel sorry for the future generations in America.

[@rickifajardo]

+Daniel Warstadt I feel bad for the Bernie Sanders Campaign for not learning each states' complicated delegates rules and make a plan on how they going to win the state, gotta learn the rules before entering a race. Remember, We vote for Delegates who go vote on who they want at the convention. USA isn't really a democratic country. We elect officials who vote for us, so yeah. Hillary Clinton learned the game and played fair by the rules.

[@RyanStorey1231]

It's just a silly comedy sketch. Just laugh. That's what he meant.

[@olaguejesse]

Is it just me or is it kinda heart breaking when Hillary tells Bernie. "You'll never lead" right before they break into dance.

[@WhyNotTruth]

Hillary, spot on. Bernie, eh. Not Larry Davids best work.

[@xavierjames4724]

+IAN MAY he's only in this race because he wants money. That was the point of the video. Hillary will win, Bernie can win every single primary, he'll still lose. Hillary needs 90 delegates only and she's won.

[@treym6250]

+Xavier James lmao, she needs 57% of the vote, and bernie needs 65% of the vote. Neither of them will get the magic number. Get those superdelegates out of the pledged delegate count darling, you're a moron. Oh and, itd be illegal if he kept that money. Hillary may do that, but Bernie doesn't break the law. Sorry!

[@mikemorgan8894]

+LGBTQ for Hillary It wasn't illegal when she did it, so she can't be charged.

[@WhyNotTruth]

Mike Morgan Ignorance of the law is not a defense.

[@WhyNotTruth]

IAN MAY Can you handle it when Hillary loses?

[@CS-wn2sz]

This is depressing watching this a year later. Bernie would've washed trump

[@jamesh7469]

uh wot the DNC heavily favored Hilary, and just about everyone who voted Hilary would still vote Bernie, and many many more would have turned out to vote for Bernie rather than Hilary in the general

[@stc2828]

No only young people in debt would want Bernie socialism.

[@larryginder6327]

He watched it happen

[@knutkatastrophe2722]

No.

[@mytruckinlifeace4047]

First of all Bernie is the one percent. Secondly I don’t know how anyone could support a man who says that if you are a black person be very careful around police or they will shoot you in the back of the head. Everyone should give the police respect even if they are not being professional. Plus I just can’t stand socialism. Everyone doesn’t deserve a trophy.

[@IAMSESTAK]

This was actually funny. First SNL skit in decades without a sexual innuendo.

[@amandajohnson3531]

All this talk about politics, who they like better, who they hate the most.... is anyone else just scared. The one I was the least afraid of is Bernie and he's losing right now

[@OmniscientBastard012]

+Amanda Johnson Your comment makes too much sense, we don't have any room for that here.

[@ashish714]

+Amanda Johnson Bernie is winning.

[@mpk0422]

+Ashish Patel he's not, with all the media and corporations backing Hillary up, there's no way Bernie will win in this corrupt system unless people stand up.

[@Megaguris100]

Bernie is the scariest one..

[@vh9network]

Scared? You are a child of God, there's no reason you should be scared.

[@Josh-hq6eb]

There should be one more requirement for all presidential candidates. A lie detector Test.

[@ParanormalPopcornFanPage]

+Joshua E dislike comment.

[@NoahB11]

+Joshua E L

[@josephinethornton3823]

So few would make it in if we did that, unless they were softballed questions.

[@Josh-hq6eb]

Josephine Thornton Not hard questions. Just simple questions like do you intend to fight for all the policy positions you claim to be for? Do you promise to put the american people before your selfish needs? stuff like that. Simple stuff Hillary Clinton would fail.

[@Josh-hq6eb]

Have you ever done political favors for known criminals?

[@NackAthensx]

Dance with me I'll give you 3 super delegates. HAHAHAHA

[@ItsNotMeitsYouTu8e]

Just when I thought it was over - the Bill Clinton bit! Loved it.

[@skyknight1281]

Somehow I knew the comment section would be full of crybaby Berniebots.

[@alexcastillo463]

They seriously are everywhere, im just waiting for Hillary to get the nomination so that way these people finally go away

[@wnooristany539]

+alex castillo yeah waiting for her to get indicted

[@garretttipton6163]

+alex castillo They won't even go away then. All through the general election they'll be calling on Hillary to be indicted as if that will bring Bernie back. Then they'll complain all through the next presidency that we could have had it better. They will only fade away with the passage of time.

[@wnooristany539]

+Garrett Tipton or we can have a revolution which Bernie keeps talking about. Its not that we like Bernie its his policies.

[@LilChuunosuke]

1. Bernie bots dont exist. Bernie couldnt even afford a super-pac to help him if he saved up 100% of his annual income (before food and bills) for 2 years. 2. I have only seen one whiny Bernie supporter in this comment section. Obviously you didnt check this comment section before making a comment like that.

[@janeprendergast7802]

The double meaning of "Bill" at 02:45 really went over everyone's heads, didn't it.... dying

[@PatriCoop]

Was 4 more years of Kate too much to ask? We could've had it all.

[@edmundohernandez8464]

Karma is a hell of a thing

[@trevorgeng3064]

"I'll give you 3 superdelegates" lol

[@ottb2762]

See ya in Philly, bitches #BernieSanders 🔥

[@teresaweaver684]

+Ottb Right on! #BERNIEORBUST

[@ottb2762]

+Teresa Weaver Exactly! She can't win without US!

[@MikeDunn]

Is Bernie really trying to win? He should've honed in on her e-mails, not say that we're tired of hearing about them.

[@MajesticSkywhale]

as long as you aren't homeless or a lazy bum, you will really enjoy trump!

[@tawa68220]

Bernie is about to murder the whole establishment with kindness just wait and see

[@allahbole]

He realized that Hillary's death squad was making plans and decided he'd rather live

[@wasiqahmed3075]

They combined my favorite piece and my favorite actors. I mean honestly it’s amazing

[@pinzgauernorcal]

Remember when the Dems/ Hillary cheated Bernie and then lost to a game show host.

[@chadjustice8560]

The president is a little more than a game show host

[@jamesdawson2906]

Hillary didn’t cheat Bernie. Debbie Wasserman Schultz did

[@supermanrobin4426]

I'm just laughing at how divided the democrat party is right now. oh the irony!😂

[@hahahahahaha4063]

Bernie is an independent, always were. Nice try though 😄

[@supermanrobin4426]

Jay T .... oh I see, he is just an independent who wants to associate the Democrat party with socialism. 😁 Because you never hear of a Republican socialist.

[@hahahahahaha4063]

+omar zekry no, there are Democrat liberals and democratic conservatives. Also Republican liberals and Republican conservatives. You're a little boy. I'm a grown man. Read a book.

[@redpunk]

+omar zekry Republicans support a lot of socialist policies. People just suck at knowing what words mean.

[@supermanrobin4426]

+Jay T..... "you're a little boy and I'm a grown man" Who says that? what the hell have you provided with your comment "big man?" So when you have nothing to say, you just say "hey, I know what I'm talking about I'm actually a grown man now" 😂😂hahaha lmfao

[@claudia2189]

the ending of the parody was adorable; you can tell they're all such good friends!!!

[@winstonsmith478]

They really need a much older and far less attractive female guest to play the part of her highness.

[@bonmot7850]

Are you available?

[@thomasgeorge7265]

+Liz R LOOOOL! What a BURN!

[@Confuziosable]

+Liz R Daaaaaang

[@RedAmalgam2000]

funny how the same thing can be said about the actor playing Bernie; he's not nearly as decrepit as the real deal!

[@jsantmyer2620]

how about Teresa May?

[@common101sense]

Holy shit, there were so many jokes they could have made at Hillary but since this is NBC they'll treat Hillary with kid gloves and sacrifice comedy for politics. SNL sucks.

[@wonderbrat9042]

+common101sense They've made about 6 fucking videos about Hilary you fucking idiot.

[@itsatrap9229]

+Wonder Brat I hear a hillary supporter coming

[@common101sense]

Wonder Brat Doesn't change the fact that they pulled punches on this video. You shouldn't call someone an idiot when your reply completely misses the point.

[@jamescarter3196]

+common101sense You can't be serious. Maybe you just haven't seen the other stuff they've done, but I mean this wasn't exactly a really flattering sketch toward her. The show is clearly left-wing these days and if you don't see that you're either an extremist or you're just not really watching the show regularly.

[@JoeDoakes1015]

+James Carter But seriously, who does watch SNL regularly? "Boo hoo, Hollywood is left-wing. It's so unfair. Wah, wah. Boo-fucking-hoo!"

[@amitnagpal1985]

Kate is one of the few comedians who can match Larry David in charm and humor.

[@aaronhardin4045]

When November comes around, I'm voting for Bernie Sanders. Even if his name isn't there.

[@marcelbischof7203]

People like you got Trump elected

[@martyross]

One of the best cold open, I’d say

[@thankunext1625]

"i'll give you 3 super delegates" lmao stop i cant

[@dreaminginnoother]

...so rigged.

[@deedevon7468]

This is ART

[@michaelwalterselevatorsrob5009]

6:21 Leslie's Face Gets me Every Time

[@NotDouahou]

Don't like Trump but I'll vote him over Hillary any day.

[@gary_beniford]

+Dou Ahou voting for the lesser of two evils is still voting for evil.

[@MaartenvanRossemLezingen]

+jump oricakle Agreed.

[@NotDouahou]

I personally want a new different devil. He may be even better than a Average Obama.

[@johngalt5572]

+jump oricakle Not voting for the lesser of two evils is allowing the greater of two evils to gain power.

[@gary_beniford]

MGTOW FTW I'd rather vote for freedom and lose than vote for tyranny and win. voting for someone who you don't even like or respect makes no sense to me and is just a fear tactic used by both parties to get independents on their side and continue the 2 party system.

[@organic3280]

Sanders...."I'm not going anywhere!". And he sure hasn't. President Bernard Sanders 2020!!!

[@stevengriffith436]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ophs1980]

ABSOLUTE PERFECTION! This is the best sketch SNL has done in decades!

[@noa670]

When will a new season of Curb Your Enthusiasm be coming out, I love that show so much

[@vice2versa]

+Noah P they are renaiming it to bern your enthusiasm

[@TonecrafteLuthiery]

Well, I hope we learned our lesson. We Democrats elected the 2nd most unpopular candidate in the history of our party, when we had the option to elect the most popular politician in congress (88% approval), and we lost. Let's not make them mistake again. Please.

[@abhtops3644]

Happy Thoughts we did not learn our lesson

[@Emmanuel_Rivera1]

Larry spinning around like a little ballerina 😂 5:38

[@AllTimeScary]

Bernie Sanders isn't going to give up on Americans. The democratic nomination or not, he will continue to run for president and he will win the general election. #BernieOrBust

[@MajesticSkywhale]

that would be fucking awesome! If Bernie runs as a third party that will guarantee Trump to be president, because bernie will split democratic voters! FUCK YES! Do it! Do it!

[@kevinallen5421]

I guess you might as well choose #BUST

[@katyexe8456]

+Kevin Allen sry im not voting for fucking yogi bear, guess i will BUST as well

[@redrambler2000]

OceansFlame lol. Trump 2020 my brotha!

[@DrSourPurp]

Bernie 2020 is coming.

[@amodernphoenix]

I remember a time when SNL was funny.... and not in the pocket of Hillary Clinton.

[@austincole7286]

did you even watch the video

[@LegoMaster421]

+jamesk479 the accuracy tho

[@jamescarter3196]

+Ben Miller Dude, seriously, they bash her pretty good. I don't think they need to be nasty about it just to gain a fully left-wing audience. They've been funny as hell for years and the last two seasons have been killer.

[@JoeDoakes1015]

+Ben Miller Considering this video was much harsher towards Clinton than towards Saint Sanders, your logic is flawed (or more like non-existent).

[@ILoooooveCamels]

+Ben Miller lololololol. You sound like Sarah Palin.

[@MariaLuisa-vv4ug]

I always come here just to watch the happiest "And live from NY it's saturday niiiiiiiiight!!"

[@yuribong1146]

#HesWithUs

[@spencerfrankclayton4348]

4:30 Truest statement ever.

[@pierogi_2516]

Fabulous finale & thank you for politely walking Bernie to the door & firmly closing it in a way that even his new supporters can understand.

[@lorenzomontani102]

RIP Bernie. We need you now more than ever.