His Movies Just Keep Getting Worse

[@Inamifr]

Zack Snyder should be strapped down and forced to see the wonders of good lighting, good writing, and no slow mo

[@Treehome_95]

if only someone would

[@slurpingmario8006]

Also someone should teach him about character depth

[@zendetta4364]

​@itz_me_beautiful_devil_21 crazy how no one cares

[@zendetta4364]

​@RonnieMcFloyd. We also dont care

[@Pandemia616]

@itz_me_beautiful_devil_21 come back to me when you a real girl and we'll talk

[@Bloodhurl67]

Zack Snyder be like, "My movies are always polarizing" to deflect criticism.

[@herbertphillips1383]

@PWRGEUTTP stupid bot

[@LeafyReuploads]

@@p-__ my farts are better than Charlie's, Diesel's and yours.

[@trevorpacelli8056]

The "polarizing" argument is invalid though when nearly everyone on earth agrees that his movies are terrible. Only a very vocal minority think his movies are masterpieces.

[@smittywerbenjagermanjensen320]

@@trevorpacelli8056didn’t people like his justice league movie? I remember it being decent, albeit too long

[@grunkleg.2934]

It's polarizing in that he's going the complete opposite direction of the compass

[@RuSlavik]

Prepare for "It's actually good, just wait for the 8 hour long director's cut"

[@deadpool3982]

They started that when part 1 came out lol

[@xewfew8259]

honestly, I liked rebel moon part 1, I haven’t watched part 2.

[@BrendelMank]

@@xewfew8259you need better taste 😂

[@matthewpunk2012]

​@@BrendelMankYou guys need to stop parroting other people's opinion *lol*.

[@thedude925]

​@@BrendelMank Like what?

[@dickygushy]

I can't believe he said "I don't want to spoil it" as if he expects any of us to watch the movie to find out

[@Mgranadosv]

@@superchunkie1 if you think "woke" is one of this movie's biggest problems I would assume it's just your trigger word and you need a safe space to go cry like a snowflake.

[@S4N1T03T3R]

i did Q_Q

[@DastardlyDavid69]

@@superchunkie1What was woke about it?

[@kaybigg]

@@DastardlyDavid69 "Woman strong, white man bad"

[@koltennguyen9604]

I liked it I can see where you see that, but it just seemed like representation Male and female characters had their spotlights in there

[@LordyT34]

- Be Zack Synder - Make terrible movies - Everyone says it's bad - "Nah, it's good" - Make sequel - repeat

[@EMPERORMTNDEW]

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[@Chill-so4qk]

Rage bait.​@@EMPERORMTNDEW

[@BigMac87963]

You forgot the step where he releases the Director’s Cut

[@mileshill7196]

Snyder just stole Star Wars and smashed it into Warhammer 40K and said “this is my original property”.

[@GoredonTheDestroyer]

That's even funnier when you think for a second - 40K was originally Games Workshop doing some _serious_ kitbashing.

[@godricktheminecrafted3113]

Sonichu but several million dollars worth

[@Mgranadosv]

And was puzzled when Disney said "please get out of here"

[@DarkOriginNAGC]

The Sonichu of Sci-fi.

[@invaderhemp]

He literally never said that. His literal selling point was "This was my rejected Star Wars pitch reworked." It was always very well known it would be like Star Wars, it was, again, literally the sales pitch.

[@lejenddairy]

I really hate the trope where villains execute their subordinates for no reason other then to showcase how evil they are.

[@taags]

Its so lazy. Just the easiest way to show a guy being ”evil”.

[@joewaugh2464]

Only time I've seen it done well is with Gus in Breaking Bad

[@oatmealman1586]

I wish we could see a villain who cares for his troops and actively listens to them. It would be nice to see a bad guy who's scary because they are well informed about the protagonist's actions and have loyal troops who are ready to die for their boss.

[@blueshit199]

they should make a movie from a goon's perspective where they get PTSD from something like that and over the course of the story have a change of heart knowing it could've been them at any moment, wanting to protect their family and yadda yadda, eventually saving the good guy's life in the climax by killing the villain themselves seriously some movies make it so obnoxious you just can't help but wonder why the minions don't turn on their boss at any point

[@methodhardie9193]

@@joewaugh2464difference was there was a genuine reason for gus to do that, victor was seen at a crime scene, and therefore was a loose end, not to mention he proved a useful point to Walt and Jesse.

[@evanrutledge-sz4yo]

Zack Snyder seems to be stuck In his edge lord phase. He thinks slow-mo, dark lighting, badass characters, and gore is all you need to make a compelling movie; good original writing and actual substance be damned.

[@LeeSixTwenty]

A wise man once said: "He's a Michael Bay who thinks he's Christopher Nolan".

[@XALKEMPORAS]

Honestly Rebel Moon is cool Is what i would say if was 14

[@ygthemoth9425]

I think it's pretty clear that what the man wants to be is the next george lucas, someone who crafts this modern "epic" - he is plainly enarmoured with pulling from a lot of old myths (at least their pop culture interpretation) and constant attempts to make scenes or characters appear larger than life (slow-mo etc.). Problem really is that he doesn't realise that star wars worked out because you had groundbreaking visions from a ton of different people - instead he is, like george lucas during the prequels, surrounded by yes-men.

[@joseruiz3160]

There’s a family guy episode where Brian gets hopped up on aderall and makes a sci-fi story to pitch to George rr Martin and it ends up being mega dogshit. That’s Zack Snyder a rebel moon

[@Orkillester1]

He's just making 300 over and over again lol

[@Nasiruify]

Zack snyder: wanna see me make a bad movie?........ Wanna see me do it again?.....

[@johans3164]

Nah. He gotta make yet ANOTHER cuts to "fix" it

[@NexusKin]

Michael Bay: I might make ADHD movies for teenage boys, but at least I'm honest about that, and at least they're usually not boring, pretentious, and bloated slogs.

[@drewpetricc]

Wanna see a 4 hr version of it?

[@LeeSixTwenty]

@@johans3164 Saying "Wait until the Director's cut is out." is the cinematic equivalent of saying "Wait until the game gets patched/out of early access and then it'll be good!"

[@KauriYouTubeAdventure]

​​@@LeeSixTwenty I hate how much you are speaking the truth 🗣️ 🔥🔥🔥 Keep preaching facts!

[@overanalyzer4167]

Man, it's so funny how Seven Samurai has been remade and retold so many times and yet Snyder found a way to fuck it up

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[@nico.f.]

Just watch 13 assassins, Miike knows how to riff on the stuff he likes

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[@metalmask5]

Can't wait for Rebel Moon part 3: Electric Boogaloo with that sick 2% rating

[@LeeSixTwenty]

And Rebel Moon 4 to 6 will get canned once Netflix realizes this was doomed from the start.

[@Bod8998]

That's an insult to electric boogaloo😂turbo was class

[@AStarkofWinterfell24]

More like Rebel moon part 3: electric buggery

[@patrickfarrell4873]

So can’t wait to see it! this yoke is so negative about it lol

[@warriorsorb1111]

I'm going to laugh if part 3 comes out and Electric Boogaloo is the exact title for it

[@notsure1969]

Excessive slow-mo is the cinematic equivalent of trying to pad an essay to meet word count.

[@djJaXx101]

dumbest scene for me was: - After murdering the royal family, betraying Cora and blaming her for their deaths. Cora shoots 5 guards, points the gun at the Endgame boss, General's head, then for no apparent reason, shows him mercy, lowers the gun and walks away.

[@JoeChillton]

i was laughing at that scene, is this a joke?

[@tachikoma81]

Waoh last of us ii ending copied

[@commanderjor4043]

The reason is that's her father, I don't like the movie but at least pay attention

[@hamsterrwrld6767]

It's almost like she was going thru emotional trauma towards her adoptive father? You people are entirely too stupid. She didn't show him mercy, her emotions took over and she couldn't pull the trigger. But I don't expect someone with a below average iq to understand that.

[@shawklan27]

Not to mention of the orchestra who were there blasting dem violins while all of this betrayal shit was happening? Like shit did the bad guys thought it was that vital to have them in their grand plan in first place? WHAT THE FUCK EVEN IS THAT SCENE?!?!?!

[@DominoUB]

I watched 20 minutes of the first one and turned it off after the main character lore dumped their entire backstory in dialogue to her father as if he didn't fucking know.

[@downfromthereeefters]

One of my biggest pet peeves in shows and movies lol it's so lazy and makes zero sense

[@bigPCfan]

☠️ you ain’t wrong and that’s fucked

[@Njbear7453]

@@downfromthereeeftersit’s called being LAZY lol people don’t know how to write in 2024

[@trouty7947]

​@@downfromthereeeftersmy personal favourite was the ship that apparently let the fucking turret gunners have *flight control authority* and no one can override them???

[@diegomedina9637]

​@@trouty7947But you see... That's because it's cool tho (it really isn't)

[@Goblinboyo162]

“It is evolving, just backwards.”

[@Phoenix0F8]

I love that the reception to the films started bad, got worse, and then with a less than 20% positive score from critics, he announced that he's going to *triple* the amount of movies in the series NOBODY WANTS TO SEE THIS, WHO IS STILL FUNDING THESE FILMS

[@kukuricapica]

Zack had to be camera guy in Epstein island cause theres no way...

[@kimaningure254]

netflix is bro. 😢

[@toastergaming7783]

It has to be a money laundering shceme

[@bonelesschickennuggets1868]

Bored rich people with too much money available to burn

[@stormveil]

Watch time is a big metric - if you have a sub and you watch it, they take that as a win.

[@pritlad91]

"The characters are flat like the note I'm about to hit, AAAAHHH" 💀

[@Red2332]

Flat like the Earth, aye? 🤣 👀

[@peanutceoofthepeanutorder2869]

helo, i am not a bot. That's it. Just came here to say we are still resisting and holding on during the ai uprising. There are still humans in the comment section

[@Niagaranobs]

aaaaaa

[@Gaelic-Spirit]

@@Red2332 All other commenters, ignore the bait

[@Red2332]

@@Gaelic-Spirit twas just a funny joke

[@soodle_noup_3890]

Should've kept this one in the vault tbh and he wanted to do 6 more?

[@anonymouscheesepie3768]

@@PersonWhoLooksAtRandomcontent its a bot

[@KingKuso]

Can we talk about youtubes bot problem, I hop into comments to read conversations and others opinions but all I'm met with is "my farts smell better" or "my content is better"

[@blueberyjuice8242]

I had slight interest in 1 before I saw everyone dog on it. So I practically ignored the ads for two. He’ll likely never be able to generate enough audience for a 3. Even if he does, the move will probably be bad, and 4 will have no audience.

[@comebackguy8892]

Have you seen it? Be honest.

[@WhaddupImTopher]

​@@KingKuso It's really sad. Not to mention all the people that respond to them 😅

[@just.jo.no.one.else1]

"more flat than this note i'm about to hit" BRO ACTUALLY HIT AN E FLAT 💀

[@EMPERORMTNDEW]

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[@capriciousart3466]

Charlie is truly one of the greatest musicians of all time

[@Born2Burn7]

That’s freaking awesome🤣

[@saltwater7366]

1:01

[@MrPicklerwoof]

I've seen some reviews saying Part 2 is better because it's shorter. So it's statistically less tortuous to sit through.

[@ultimatecultchaos]

Its shorter but its because the bad is all jam packed together more

[@MR_N0VA]

Clearly Charles did not know the first rule of movies: NEVER SHOW ONLY TELL- Zink Snyper

[@runi5413]

How else was Zack supposed to shoot his character development in slow-motion? The man is pushing the limits of cinema! Even French avant-gardist directors wouldn't dare make a movie that plays almost entirely at 0.25x speed; but Snyder went ahead and did it!

[@DavidRamirez-lq2co]

Worse thing is they tell you while they show you sometimes and from nowhere/suddenly as a flashback. If the flashback killing of the king was the first scene was at the begging as a nightmarw it would be better

[@jadedragon216]

When your cult worships the ground you walk on and sees you as a cinematic genius, it's hard to improve.

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[@Scenario_animations]

​​@AllahIsntReali did as well, I hope(but doubt) KZbin will do something

[@anthonylesley982]

True

[@Muzan_Kibutsuji_DMJ]

KZbin really needs to figure something out to get rid of these bots and spammy accounts and stuff. It's absolutely awful.

[@goosegeese9779]

Fr smh rn im just scrolling through the comments so i can report every bot that i see though ik it wont rlly help anything

[@noblesseoblige1076]

Same though ​@@goosegeese9779

[@nerdyberi]

Fr its Hella annoying

[@HaroldMarina2010]

Don’t care my content is superior. Every. bloody. time. I’m sick of it

[@sink5321]

@@HaroldMarina2010 I saw one say “My farts are better”

[@chrishaugh1655]

The moment he said (in a recent interview) "I only listened to friends of mine who share the same opinions as me" I knew this was going to be worse than the first film.

[@TechnoBeehive]

Someone needs to take the keys off of Snyder. It’s like a high school cinema studies student blew his inheritance on a vanity project.

[@EMPERORMTNDEW]

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[@may.d.a.y]

that's a perfect description

[@DarkF4lcon]

Netflix needs to stop enabling Zack Snyder Dude needs to go to movie rehab.

[@FalconRS]

I assume it's not his money. So it's infinite money hack for him. It's sad though, imagine if Uwe Boll got this kind of money. He would have created best fun bad series of all times.

[@Nic5Cyprus]

By this point these movies are either a money laundering scheme or Zac Snyder is so salty about the negative reception that he keeps on making them just out of spite

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[@KENSHIROez3260]

Sound like something Space Ice would say about Steven Seagal

[@madtabby66]

Money laundering is a plausible theory.

[@abigchair]

He's using slomo like we all used line spacing and margin padding to get to our two page essay requirements in middle school

[@ultimatecultchaos]

Both for the same reason too

[@Daveaintreal]

**Me getting flashbacks to my web development class where line spacing and margin passing were my biggest challenges**

[@peterholmes7440]

Madam Web: I am the worst movie of the year. Snyder: Hold my bleach.

[@jeevant.s2633]

More like hold my grain😂

[@astrobat1638]

Rebel Moon is a bad movie that looks cool. Madame Web doesn't even look good.

[@donalddarko5807]

​@@astrobat1638 it's crazy to be so bad there it's compared to a movie no one in its creation seemed to care about.

[@noahrobbins2095]

@@astrobat1638nah it doesn’t look cool at all lol but it’s still slightly better than Madame Web

[@scarybarry1323]

This comment type died years ago, let it lie

[@alejandrojimenez144]

I still remember how flabbergasted i was when in Army of the Dead they're shooting a horde of zombies and one of them is a robot. Like the camera focuses on it and everything. No characters address that, the movie had never introduced robot zombies before and no more robot zombies appear after. That's Zack Snyder's storytelling for you

[@bigoj7917]

But then he chooses to explain things that don’t happen. They set up comatose zombies that come to life if it rains. But it never rained, so we didn’t even get to see it.

[@matrixmdog]

And then you get his fans saying you have to watch the next 2 movies that havnt been released to understand what's going on because Snyders plan is to make 10 movies in this universe all at 3 hours with 5 hour directors cuts

[@bigdadybojangls9219]

@@matrixmdogSnyder’s fanbase is the most copium addicted group. You’re 100% right lmfao. They’ll use movies that don’t even exist yet to justify the horrible decisions he made in the movie that actually exists. That and his movies have the legit biggest plotholes ever. Like in AOTD, why does this guy need a safe cracker to get into HIS safe? It’s his fucking safe, he should just be able to give them the code, no? And in ZSJL, I’ll never forget how Snyder went “oh Darkseid got beat up and a lot of time passed, so he forgot about earth” the one place where Darkseids singular goal and only defeat ever was

[@alejandrojimenez144]

@@bigdadybojangls9219 oh 100% bro. I had to look up the robot zombie bullshit after watching the film and i found an interview where Snyder's like: "oh yeah there are robot zombies amongst them because the goverment uses them to spy on the zombies" and im like: they fucking WHAT???

[@2112bart]

Remember this is the same movie which had a completely throw away plot as the “smart” zombie they needed was literally hanging around the main entrance to the infected zone…

[@DarthPerkins]

Do you remember the old days when someone would just make one film and wait until it was successful to make a sequel?

[@paulovinasrocha6166]

Not realy😑

[@derkeheath5172]

It was intended to be one film, but Snyder and his fellow screenwriters, like many writers in Hollywood today, were incapable of editing themselves during the writing process. Incompetent writing is the problem.

[@DarthPerkins]

@@derkeheath5172 This gets more like Star Wars. Lucas wrote a huge script and I think it was Coppola who tore the front and back off and said "Here's your movie" so he could concentrate on making one, complete, coherent film. Has nobody learned nothing in 50 years?

[@thedigitalodometer945]

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

[@Bendilin]

You take that back, Charlie; none of the side characters in Mass Effect 1 were throwaway. >:^(

[@alimaisamshoresh7652]

Lol yh i agree

[@maximussaktish]

Ashley/kaiden kinda were

[@liamsilverman2713]

@@maximussaktishno, they weren’t, that’s the whole point of the having to sacrifice one, it’s a difficult choice if you actually talked to both of them.

[@sldarwin5615]

@@liamsilverman2713ehhhh, kaiden is lowkey generic and Ashley is racist lol. Tho Idm Ashley’s racism since u can show her it’s wrong and shit in the later games

[@nachomanrandy]

Talimamcer here.

[@EmlynBoyle]

They cancelled the Dark Crystal series (that had actual storytelling and heart put into it), and yet fund Zach Snyder's rip-off dross.

[@mademoiselleluz3631]

They cancelled a lot of good (and less good but still better than THAT) shows, unfortunately. 1899, for example, wasn't perfect, but it deserved a second season, if only for the characters (that were way more developped than Zack Snyder's "heroes").

[@Davidpoland2005]

wait, based on that weird game they showcased on nintendo e3 2019?

[@dwaterson21]

He made a sequel where we somehow LOSE knowledge of the characters that we got in the first one. That's actually impressive.

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[@jamesmyers8619]

Oh shit, the first one was so forgettable I was thinking I'd have to rewatch it again... I guess I don't have to now?

[@hafirenggayuda]

Not yet watching. So basically, another multiple boring ass characters expositions huh?

[@IOI-wc1ni]

Zack Snyder and Michael Bay should team up. They’d just need 30 seconds of filming to make a full 3 hours movie

[@NexusKin]

Maybe they should throw JJ Abrams in there to at least keep everything from being completely boring.

[@thefilmwatcher1302]

Nah, Snyder at least knows more of filmmaking than Michael Bay does.

[@abak3d_potato498]

@@thefilmwatcher1302Michael Bay has a better film portfolio

[@LegioPanda]

At least Michael Bay doesn't pretend his movies have any kind of depth, tbh he's a more honest film director.

[@harvest44492]

​@@thefilmwatcher1302Ambulance had its fair share of Bayisms in terms of the shots and direction but I thought it was good and well made.

[@sepo3451]

If you have nothing to say in a movie and your characters do not develop, slowmo is helping to reach the 1h 45 min length more easily.

[@stanleypines3626]

The equivalent of horror movies that use those cheap jumpscares that are just a loud noise and a jump cut because the film itself isn't actually scary. Like a comedian just tickling you.

[@JonathonFyck]

Can’t believe that Zack said he wants to make SIX Rebel Moon movies, like bro I can promise you ain’t nobody wants four more of these movies😂

[@Fire_Summoner]

Charlie: Zack Snyder didn't write compelling characters. DC fans: First time?

[@Rei_Tatekei]

Stfu Zack’s DCU is SUPERIOR to hack Gunn and Reeves!

[@sdnmkhn]

DCEU was a total flop but lets be fr, besides Gunn he was the only other good DCEU director

[@saintK900]

​@@sdnmkhnNope. He directed 1 very good DCEU movie called Man of Steel and the rest of the DCEU movies he directed were utter trash.

[@ringe1008]

​@saintK900 he directed 3 DCEU films and man of steel was his last good movie he made

[@re1a2911]

@@saintK900 and even man of steel is still kinda mid.

[@volerasphere]

And this is the guy people thought should continue the DC universe.

[@volkovedits]

People still think this

[@jaegerwhatifs4679]

@@volkovedits I've recently seen a post on Reddit where a Snyder Fan wanted the inevitable Injustice 3 game to "continue the Snyderverse". I kid you not, he had an in depth reason as for why that should happen. They've really gone mad.

[@Ze_eT]

@@jaegerwhatifs4679 "in depth reason" makes it sound like he actually had a rationale. I think it would be more proper to describe it as "ramblings of a madman".

[@jaegerwhatifs4679]

@@Ze_eT That's more like it, thanks for the assist.

[@nooneofnote8453]

I’m so glad they stopped his stuff before they got into Fourth World proper. I mean on one hand it’s cool we got a big screen Darkseid at all but if it were more Snyderverse version? Not worth it!

[@timbuckthe2nd642]

“The characters are as flat as this note I’m about to hit:” *shouts in lower case*

[@dasshift6925]

Anti-scream

[@thelastace378]

I'm just waiting to see someone say what note that would be.

[@wisteria003]

wasn’t even flat

[@fnord_lander]

@@wisteria003it was so flat it ended up just being the next note down

[@saltwater7366]

1:01

[@dannyd6401]

When Titus said “we haven’t heard from you. What’s your story” during the backstory sharing scene, I legitimately started cry-laughing.

[@audiovisualcringe]

oblivion npc ahh dialogue

[@borbila78]

Titus crying in this scene..so fucking cheesy

[@erob9446]

The crew didn't share their Plot armor to Nemesis, no one was damaged nor even get hit except for her.

[@Indigo_1001]

“He is unable to write compelling characters and a good story” Yet the Snyder cult legitimately believes he is some *writing genius that is too smart of the common person. No, he ain’t, he just is fundamental not a good story teller

[@Shockkings0714]

300, Dawn of the Dead, Watchmen, Mos, and ZSJL all have good characters and good story

[@VColossalV]

​@@Shockkings0714I mean, none of these are masterpieces... Watchmen is his best movie. He's the new M Night Shamalan.

[@KENSHIROez3260]

Steven Seagal and him would have been bro

[@Clustehh]

@@Shockkings0714 now name all his shit movies and compare

[@bretginn1419]

​@@Shockkings0714Watchmen is the only one you can argue that for, and even then that's very debatable. 300, much as I enjoy it, is far from good writing in any capacity, and his DC movies are awful. His cut for Justice League is worse than the original.

[@orionbarnes1733]

People begged for the snider cut, now we're all begging for literally anything else

[@BatManokov]

Except Snyder Cut was really good

[@friedrice7876]

@@BatManokovyeah but would it still be if zack had to make it into a theater length movie?

[@BatManokov]

@friedrice7876 if it was a two parter and more flushed out, and I hate the run time cutting bs. Directors should have all the time they need to tell their story.

[@friedrice7876]

@@BatManokov no they should absolutely not. If you can't make a good super hero movie that is not 4 hours long then that's a you problem.

[@BatManokov]

@friedrice7876 I'd rather let directors create whatever they need to tell the story properly not cut a bunch of stuff out so they can squeeze a dollar out by showing more viewings

[@vivianberk5298]

The problem of characters just telling the audience "You are supposed to feel this way about them, despite not seeing them exhibit that through actions" is the same damn problem I had with his DC movies. Everyone harps on and on about Superman being this amazing symbol of hope, rather than SHOWING him as this amazing paragon of virtue. Lots of people gave that a slide because "Well duh, we all know Superman" but now we're seeing that same attitude applied to characters the audience has no pre-existing understanding or relationship to.

[@whathehex6708]

I have never fucking heard of rebel moon 1 or 2 what the hell is their advertising

[@unofficialmeme5972]

I never even heard discussion of these movies at all until a while back when discussion came around that Rebel Moon was originally envisioned with Star Wars in mind.

[@YansiTheParrot]

heard* their*

[@this_is_patrick]

Bro got swarmed by bots _immediately._

[@andrzejewscy4576]

four replies and all of them are bots? KZbin has gone to shit. Also to anyone stumbling across this comment PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DO NOT REPLY TO THEM

[@mo_musashi_284]

it’s about a moon thats a rebel

[@Lontra_canadensis]

Zach Snyder, Netflix, and plagiarism of several popular IP’s. These were the ingredients chosen to create the shittiest movies imaginable

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[@LeeSixTwenty]

The movie feels like it was written by a 14 year old.

[@ፔ̇̈]

@@LeeSixTwentyI could write better at 14.

[@Peregrine1967]

I wonder how Zack Snyder sleeps at night knowing that the best film he's ever made was an animated movie about talking owls

[@Indigo_1001]

That movie wasn’t even that good. It looked great but the story and characters were just as bad and poorly thought out as the rest of his films

[@rickyricardo2280]

@@Indigo_1001it was based off of a book 🗿

[@daniboy4153]

That one is a big guilty pleasure for me and holds a special place in my heart since my love for that movie is what got me into the books

[@bluehammer1245]

300 and Watchmen were good.

[@LeeSixTwenty]

He should just become cinematographer.

[@thelastholdout]

Has anyone ever considered that Zach makes the ultra long director's cuts precisely because no one will bother to watch them, just so he and his fans can be like "Ah ha! See, you didn't watch it, so you can't properly comment on it!"

[@midnightearth1015]

well then maybe watch the movies before criticizing them and that wouldn't be an issue 😂

[@thelastholdout]

@@midnightearth1015 why should I care enough to waste hours of my life to watch stuff that can't even intrigue me with 2 minute trailers?

[@monsterrex999]

@@midnightearth1015 The Justice League director's cut is garbage. It's full of stupid operations. If it weren't for people hating Warner. There will be no garbage like guided cuts.

[@blueorange6221]

​@@midnightearth1015Maybe Zach Snyder should make a good movie instead of relying on his Snyder cut

[@oatmealman1586]

​@@midnightearth1015 I don't have to eat dog shit to tell it doesn't taste good. You don't have to study every directors cut and movie in the series to tell it's bad.

[@Arko777777]

"Let the grain flow" - somebody in Rebel Moon part 3 probably

[@optillian4182]

"May the grain be with you."

[@dragonfire4660]

rebel moon more like defiant satellite

[@Itspaydaysboys]

Rowdy Orbital Object

[@Treehome_95]

authority figure asteroid

[@dasshift6925]

Anti-authoritarian Planetoid

[@LightningCayo]

Regime Celestial Body

[@TheFirstCurse1]

​@@Treehome_95A rebel is the polar opposite of an authority figure.

[@HoneyBadger1342]

I don't even think I saw a single piece of advertising for this movie

[@akl2k7]

I saw part of a trailer in a KZbin advertisement I skipped as soon as I could. That's about it. All I remember was slow mo

[@johans3164]

Cause they know its not worth the effort. Snydercults gotta cry

[@Vesterpester]

It wasn’t even on Netflix’s front page for me 😭

[@johans3164]

@@Vesterpester damn, thats savage 😂😂

[@ApetureTestSubject]

Let's wait to see who Snyder blames for it being bad, and then promptly releases a Snyder cut of his "true intentions".

[@ygthemoth9425]

queue to "the entire sword fight is now in slow-mo."

[@eldritchpumpkinghost2968]

@@ygthemoth9425lmao he actually did 😂

[@RyzawaCh]

The writer strike really hurt the film industry, all because directors would rather spend millions on cameras instead of writers.

[@juannaym8488]

that wasn't directors, that was studio executives

[@SlapstickGenius23]

@@juannaym8488 studio execs screw over the writers anyway.

[@allys744]

“The film characters were more flat than this note I’m about to sing: *auauauauauau*” That delivery had me cackling 🤣✋

[@Vibralogic]

The fact he sung a nigh perfect Eb makes it even more impressive 😂

[@MarkArandjus]

I'm glad we're finally talking about Snyder the way we should be. For like a decade, because of the DC fanboy goggles, people were talking about him like he was some brilliant filmmaker, I felt like I was taking crazy pills. It's amazing how forgiving some people will be if there's a superhero costume involved. The man makes 3 movies: -Okay visually bold movies based on existing material -Bad visually bold movies based on existing material -Stupid visually bold original movies (Suckerpunch is another example)

[@kraiffa5878]

Well... his JL wasn't bad tho

[@Dipj01]

@@kraiffa5878 it was terrible, and his Snyder cut was overly bloated

[@pannenkoekspek]

Watchmen was good

[@kraiffa5878]

@@Dipj01 I don't see why it's terrible. the movie is 4 hours long and i was unexpectedly submerged into it and want to know what happen next. Even charlie gave it a 85% on moist meter tho.

[@en9587]

@@kraiffa5878it was 4 hrs long Bcuz he doesn’t know how to cut it down into a good feature-length film. We need to stop making excuses for this guy

[@95davidt1]

The only promotion i saw for this was "Look at our cast full of hot actors" + Zac Snyder complete freedom was all i nedded to know

[@taags]

What hot actors? None of the main characters are attractive.

[@lunchbox3124]

The Snyder cult is going to have a mental breakdown when they realize he gave the blood and honey sequel a better score than this 💀

[@tonuahmed4227]

They are going to complain no one understood the genius of this movie

[@ambasing_omaygot]

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[@ambasing_omaygot]

I feel bad for you and your life. Hope things get better in the process. Stay safe.

[@tonuahmed4227]

@@ambasing_omaygot a spam not waring about another spambot,now this is meta

[@johans3164]

They will blame MCU and said Disney paid the critics

[@GEEKYRAY2024]

in rebel moon part 2 there's a slomo scene of General Titus refilling his water bottle .

[@strollscle216]

fr?

[@humbletem6779]

💀

[@kukuricapica]

Theres a slow mo harvesting scene (10 minutes long) intercut with space facetime between mothership and that one boy nobody give a fck about "Do you have wheat? YES SIR. Alright carry on..". I was like "who edited this shit" lol

[@GEEKYRAY2024]

@@kukuricapica don't forget the character intro scene 🤣 I'm sure the director cuts will have even more harvesting slo mos 😅.

[@audiovisualcringe]

oh great now I want a Snyder Cut of Last Jedi where Luke milks that big manatee thing in glorious slomo

[@FedoraDEV]

the creators had a literal chance to recover a flop.. BUT FLOPPED

[@d_shuffles]

No way they would flip that flop

[@EMPERORMTNDEW]

Didn't ask. My content is far superior lol..

[@EMPERORMTNDEW]

Didn't ask. My content is far superior lol..

[@blackspectre209]

Asked, you have 0 presence.

[@cvspvr]

not only that, but he wants it to flop 4 more times

[@DawnOfTheOzz]

Can't wait for the inevitable "Snyder Cut" that adds about 5 hours of slow-mo to the runtime.

[@phukyerpheefees]

Let him make all 6 films. Maybe someone can edit together one good film from the footage.

[@Zeylo89]

You could Speed Up the slowmo aswell

[@telacreiste8244]

Maybe a KZbin Poop

[@phukyerpheefees]

@@telacreiste8244 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@raveninnsbruck9166]

How's that possible? There's not even 1 minute from both films combined that are well written and directed...

[@sehu1291]

​@@raveninnsbruck9166let him cook

[@drex5160]

1:20 I've never seen Charlie malfunction like that 😅 This sequel must truly be bad.

[@BrookesPolyphonics]

bro short circuited 🤣

[@clanker_863]

Yea, regrettably I watched Rebel Moon 1 and 2 with a friend, and I have to say is Don't watch the movies, your life will be better for it.

[@kevinhunter5047]

Can we make it a thing for Rebel Moon to say.“Release the Snyder cut"

[@deadpool3982]

They don’t need to, it’s a known thing already that there are R-rated directors cuts coming (and of course the excuses that those are the real versions and they’ll get much better reviews….like sex scenes and gore will actually improve anything….bunch of bloody edgelord 13 yr olds)

[@blumoon131]

​@@deadpool3982the fact that the Director's Cuts were announced even before the first film dropped should be a massive flag screaming "SCAM"

[@deadpool3982]

@@blumoon131 yeah and you know they’ll combine the viewing figures for both versions and say that many people saw ‘Rebel Moon’ 🙄

[@laran1708]

Unrelease the Snyder cut

[@Xazamas]

No idea if this is true, but allegedly "Release the Snyder cut" was astroturfed as hell. It would've been part of massive, widespread social media botting by corpos and big individuals, that has only recently starting to become exposed.

[@Mario_Angel_Medina]

In the first movie someone says that "scargiver" is one of Kora's nicknames as this sort of legendary warrior... which is actually a lot less intimidating that what Zack Snyder thinks it is, I mean, a scar means that you survived your injuries, which means she isn't that deadly of a warrior (dead people don't have scars, they're just dead)... also, I remember like the names Titus and Nemesis from the first movie because of how generic they're, and I didn't remembered that the animal guy was named "Tarak" but when they said their name in the second movie I thought "oh, I get it! Its sound similar to 'Tarzan' because he's basically a copy of Tarzan" and that's why I remember his name

[@danielshore1457]

The animal guy pissed me off because they show him having affinity woth animals but like they don't use it at all. And it would have been so easy to as its an agriculture village it will have farm animals, they don't have to make anything big out of it but say a scene with the enemy using their tank and from behind a wall all these massive bulls/cows come charging through it with him leading the charge and they just ram into the side of the tank taking it out and trampling any soldiers perhaps have it seem like he died on that charge and have it that he did or the animal he was writing comes out from the smoke once the battle is over heavily injured and limping with him lying on it down unconscious

[@BenRigney480]

These movies are evidence that Disney DOES have standards for their Star Wars movies.

[@Clustehh]

Low standards, but atleast there is a bar they won’t stoop below.

[@-.-.11]

One piece of poo doesn’t make another smell better

[@weedsmoke-nn7zp]

"Palpatine has returned somehow"

[@TheFirstCurse1]

Their only standard is having good special effects. That's literally it.

[@TheFirstCurse1]

​@@weedsmoke-nn7zp"REY!!! REY!!! REY!!!" -Finn whenever he opens his stupid f***ing mouth.

[@firianine5891]

I love how much Netflix doesn't care about production value and only cares about more subscriptions for the curiosity of audiences, taking advantage of it

[@Cardinal_73]

Big Mouth got 7 seasons, that’s all you need to know how little Netflix gives a shit

[@freddysimon7617]

The only name I remember is Belisarius because that name was lifted directly from Warhammer 40K which is where a good 20% of the visual and 60% of the world building material for this movie came from. Granted Warhammer has stolen most of it's material from more sources than I have fingers, toes, and extended relatives, but I feel like my point still stands when names like "Mechanicus Militarum" and "Bloodaxes" get casually dropped

[@Xelnagapriest]

LovengeGenesis-ty7gz Original 40k is lifted almost directly from Dune, and is crammed to the gills with references on top of it. The difference is that it's not so much "stolen" because it wasn't intended to be taken seriously in that era so it was pretty obvious "excited nerd soup".

[@Proph3t3N]

You are kidding right? LOL Belisarius was Eastern Roman general who retook Africa and Italy after Western Rome fell LMAO. Holy fuck. Your point still stands, but to think this name came from Warhammer is mind boggling to me :D

[@tokukeitaro]

​LovengeGenesis-ty7gz I been following WH40K since 2nd Ed. 40k is a kitchen sink assembled by a magpie. Every single basic concept has been stolen from classic sf, fantasy and historical reference. What makes 40k great is how the copied elements have been mixed together in a brilliant way with British humor and original concepts added by the lore writers. But so much is lifted from Dune, Michael Moorcock, Starship Troopers and Tolkein.

[@dalmoe]

LovengeGenesis-ty7gzNecrons are literally just Terminator rip-offs. Their “reanimation protocols” ability was even originally called “We’ll Be Back”.

[@sladewilson2753]

They did not drop a fucking Blood Axe name did they? I haven't seen the movie. Can't be bothered

[@TheMutantCreeper]

They also stole the crown logo from Kingdom Hearts. Some people could say it’s just a crown but look up the crown from Kingdom Hearts and compare it to the pin on the soldiers. It’s exactly the same with those iconic notches in the middle.

[@dfquartzidn6151]

The deeper I go into the comments section, the worse it looks. 💀

[@Kira1Lawliet]

I've genuinely never understood the fandom for Zack Snyder. Like, I don't think he's a bad guy, but even his all-time BEST movies are just watered-down versions of FAR better source material, and most of his work is kinda trash tbh. I've never known what kind of person honestly loves his movies.

[@simona.9730]

I've noticed it's mostly people who struggle with English; that way the crap writing and storytelling are lost on them.

[@TheFirstCurse1]

I liked Watchmen a lot. I'd call it a great film and give it a 7/10. But it has problems, and that's the best thing he's ever made. 300 was decent and it's nostalgiac and classic for myself and many others. It just feels like the early 2000s to me, but I know that it's aged horribly and wasn't even that good for the time. Visually it's very striking and unique, and I love Leonidas' death at the end "My queen! My wife! My love!" or whatever he says will always be iconic. Man Of Steel is decent. Zod was an awesome villain. That's about all I have to say about it. And he directed the video for My Chemical Romance's Desolation Row, which was decent but FAR from that band's best music video. Other than that he's total, complete garbage. To me he just happened to make 2 things that I like and 2 things that I'm okay with but mostly indifferent to. I'll never understand anyone who thinks he's a good director when he's only made 4 passable things in his whole career.

[@DrDiabolical000]

I love em.

[@DrDiabolical000]

I love em

[@juannaym8488]

@@TheFirstCurse1 I'd agree that Watchmen was decent and 300 is fun, Man of Steel though, idk Clark is really awful, a boring bastardization of his comic book counterpart. I love Henry Cavill and I am sure he would make a great Superman if they actually made a Superman movie wherein Clark is himself, but you can't do much when the script you're handed is boring Similarily, the entire movie is so dark and stupid. Like why is Superman's outfit so edgy and dark... It feels like they tried to trailblaze the Dark Knight trilogy, which doesn't work for Superman. Zack Synder was also an awful choice for director

[@volerasphere]

I rewatched 300 the other day and almost the entire movie was in slo-mo. Zack Snyder still hasn't learned a thing.

[@EMPERORMTNDEW]

Didn't ask. My content is far superior lol--

[@Shockkings0714]

Yet 300 is amazing

[@Clustehh]

I personally could never finish watching 300 because of the amount of slowmo, it’s too much. Spartacus wanna be with terrible execution.

[@TiczR]

​​@@Shockkings0714no it's not. It has some cool fighting shots, but the writing is almost nonexistent. Years after the release the movie feels like a video game showcase, bloated with cgi and slow mo. It was a missed opportunity for nice real life landscape shots and costumes of the ancient period, sth like in Troy.

[@robertmusil1107]

When 300 released it was new. He didn't progress as a director.

[@spyke530]

The bots on twitter are posting about how great it is. Nobody I follow has even watched it, but I've seen like five bots say it was, "Much better than the first"

[@superspice5659]

Sad reality we live in.

[@warlikeelephant7170]

For James in particular. If Zack had explained why James left and watched from the sidelines I think James would’ve been a great character but instead when he finally fights it’s like “oh. You finally decided to show up?”

[@add8402]

Rebel Moon 2 just keeps reminding me of that Garth Marenghi's Darkplace gag where they talk about making most of the scenes be slow-motion so they can hit the minimum runtime. Makes me wonder if something similar is happening here.

[@christopherlyndsay8611]

The slowmo in Darkplace is unironically better too lmao

[@themauler1599]

Zack Snyder kinda seems like one of those directors that has Hollywood by the balls. Like, they know people hate his movies, but for one reason or another he keeps getting chances. Either his shit is actually wildly profitable behind the scenes or it's an elaborate prank by the ultra wealthy to keep funding his projects as they snicker at us still wasting time watching them. Like, he clearly knows how to do some things, then he randomly uses slow motion like fifteen times in one movie in random spots that don't mean anything. Does he just not listen to the criticisms or does he hear them and double down to be a dick? Edit: something I didn't consider until after Charlie mentioned it is that maybe Zack just doesn't have anyone to tell him no. Star Wars had a lot of lines reworked and even removed when people approached George Lucas and told him that people don't talk the way the script was written.

[@gvd72]

He might know things behind the scenes and has blackmail on people 👀

[@ilikestuff9250]

Apparently he's one of the most popular directors to work with since he's endlessly nice. Whatever his films do, he's a genuinely friendly person which allows him to make such ventures.

[@aternialaffsalot]

An evolved Uwe Boll

[@dswan3753]

@@ilikestuff9250 yeah Netflix loves him because he can deliver on a deadline on time and not cause any drama on set.

[@dains6623]

like the rock lmao

[@thephantomgamingbros.6329]

And people still wish this guy was making DC movies?

[@comebackguy8892]

Of course, the Snyder Cut was awesome. And Watchmen is my favorite movie. He just shouldn't touch the screenplay and actually use a real cinematographer unlike what he did here and is the reason for why these movies failed.

[@lennongootjes2448]

​@@comebackguy8892 watchmen is only good because it was literally Just Panel for Panel the same as the comic book. He basically made the panels move. Snydercut justice league is better than the theatrical release but come on.. Darkseid Just forgot where he left the motherboxes, on the one planet he got defeated?! Its so laughably bad

[@comebackguy8892]

@@lennongootjes2448 That's one flaw that I'm not even sure is Snyder's fault, because isn't it like that in the comics? And when you say "made the panels move" that's literally what the filmmaker is supposed to do. Had he succeeded with that, then that would be the greatest adaption in world and he would be the greatest filmmaker, because that is literally their job, but he didn't succeed with that. He was extremely close with the cinematography, but the story was vastly different. Had you actually read Watchmen or done some research you'd know that. Honestly, you should feel bad. But you seem to prefer story over all else, Snyder as a director, doesn't. I don't. I value cinematography the most, then interesting scenes, then tension, then acting/characters and only after that the story. That's why I love movies like Watchmen, 300, The Batman or any Tarantino movie. People are different, but you should know the difference between a director and a screen writer. One Snyder is great at (though, he should use a real cinematographer and not himself like this movie) and the other he shouldn't touch with a ten feet pole.

[@kujojotarostandoceanman2641]

​​@@comebackguy8892Snyder Cut is a horrible torturous 4 hour with the worst decision possible, it makes Joss Sweden's cut look good

[@comebackguy8892]

@@kujojotarostandoceanman2641 Well, that's your opinion. But if we're going by its official rating (imdb), you're technically wrong.

[@valigeo96]

Hack Snyder. He only made like 2 decent movies in his entire career I cannot understand how there's like a legitimate cult following of this hack.

[@TheRumblewagon]

Snyder believes that the grain in Rebel Moon is as precious as the spice melange in DUNE. LOL.

[@FattySpiffo]

appearently in the lore, the bad guys needed the grain to make it to the motherworld or some shit

[@baronvg]

I think he should do what I thought Michael Bay should’ve done back in the day: Silent Film. No dialogue. Just action and cool shots.

[@Vengeance289]

To be fair, at least Michael Bay is aware that his movies can be stupid. Zack Snyder is the type of director to look you dead in the eye and say "only a small minority of people hate his movies."

[@nationalsocialism3504]

Micheal Bay is a master director... he just hates people and makes movies for the basest impulses & they make a billion dollars. His movies are done that way intentionally not through incompetence or inability like Synder... Bay when he wants to can make The Rock, Pain & Gain, Bad Boys, and even Armageddon. It's just that Bay rarely cares to try doing that kind of story

[@LeonardoAld]

At least Bay movies are entertaining. Dumb, loud, and with only dicks as characters, but they can keep you watching. Snyder films but a few are plain boring

[@astrius22]

Ah yes, reverse Dune.

[@gapeape3895]

the funniest thing is that people happily wait for the director's cut, as if adding an hour of more slow mo shots will make the movie better

[@onecargarage3003]

Dude makes terrible movies, then says he was strapped by studios so he must put out his Snyder cut, and people see his shitty movies twice

[@biscuitboi9478]

Snyder cultists boost his ego and tell him he can do no wrong. Dude sucks

[@bradleypalmer5836]

In defense of the justice league, he lost his daughter. The other stuff just plain sucks

[@yhhhhdefo]

1:04 when im at the dentist and he tells me to open my mouth

[@apollomaster]

Zack Snyder is like a 14 year old edgelord who decided to become a filmmaker

[@helpfulplaylists3933]

Hes made a few good movies such as watchman and 300. You should watch the movies before you say anything about them and not just based it off a youtuber opinion.

[@ABD-br1wt]

​@@helpfulplaylists3933 As someone who has watched almost all of Zack Snyder's movies, I can confidently say, Zack Snyder is like a 14 year old edgelord who decided to become a filmmaker.

[@Rr-rb9uv]

⁠@@helpfulplaylists3933and he’s made a lot of bad movies as well. Just because we don’t like him doesn’t mean we’re basing our opinion off someone else. Not everyone has to like him. Also notice how 300 and Watchman are both originally comics, and they are even better than his adaptations.

[@joseluissanchezjr]

Zack synder watchmen is nowhere near the same level as the comics! Facts! ​@@Rr-rb9uv

[@Highostrich]

The only kinda good movie he ever made was Dawn of the Dead, which was written by James Gunn

[@Xenosthewatcher]

He is honestly the worst director in modern Hollywood and one of the worst of all time. He cannot tell a story, he cannot create good dialog, he cannot make an interesting character, he make Michael Bay look good in comparison.

[@ProdCritic]

I got bored watching Rebel Moon so I spent 10 minutes writing my pitch for if Clark Kent was just a regular guy who was afraid of pooping in public bathrooms. I bet it’s better than 8 hours of Zac Snyder 😂 ​​⁠Open on Clark Kent, an antisocial *editor* at The Daily Planet. He enjoys his research & editing alone but his farm boy background already makes it hard for him to relate and his work annoys the brash reporters under him. Weeks later at a holiday party, Clark’s gets anxious so he takes an elevator up to an empty office to use the private bathroom alone. Clark suddenly hears a large group of people gather outside the office and panics, dreading the awkwardness of explaining to coworkers why he was there. As he waits in the dark office he glances over to the balcony and gets the scare of his life as he stifles a scream. Superman is gently floating a few feet away on the balcony, staring at him with a confused look. He calmly gestures to Clark to sneak out to the balcony. When he does, Superman says he was in the area and heard someone’s heartbeat start to race like it does from real fear and saw a man hiding but doesn’t understand. Clark is still in disbelief that Superman is there but he’s still so anxious from earlier he explains everything that happened, now just feeling embarrassed for himself realizing who he’s talking to. Superman just hovers there silently, seemingly unsettled by Clark but before Clark can speak again, he feels an intense gust of wind and disorienting noise as Superman picks him up and flies him 60 stories down safely to an alley. Clark thanks him and Superman says, “I came here on a spaceship…I’ve fought against Gods, hell I’ve been around the world more than Santa Claus who is real by the way- so imagine my surprise when I find my own face staring back at me on a quiet night in my own backyard.” To be continued… The idea would be that Superman and Clark for some reason happen to look almost identical (minus the powers & glasses of course). Superman says the hardest part of his job is he cant predict who he will need to protect around the world but now that his enemies will soon find Clark inevitably, this is a unique opportunity. Clark can pretend he’s Superman in disguise, and use it as an excuse to leave if he feels anxious, and ultimately help a superhero. It will help Superman keep his enemies close and distracted and he will always be able to protect him. Clark goes on to get a bit more confident but he’s so awkward and retreats into his work feeling like a fraud and thinks about the night they met regretting the deal and angry at himself that all of this happened because he was too anxious to use the bathroom down the hall or spend time at a party. He keeps thinking about it over and over again as he drinks alone and starts to wonder why so many people came up to that office that night and what were they so focused on that kept them from seeing Superman out of the window like he did? Clark then realizes he has one luxury that Superman could never afford: Clark can take his time, he can waste time which is something Superman never can allow himself. So the second half of the story ultimately becomes a detective story with Clark asking the only reporter not in the office that night, Louis Lane, to help him slowly investigate what was going on and later, why some executive high up at The Daily Planet named Lex is secretly meeting with reporters to plant certain stories in the news…

[@jamespilgrim3774]

It's fine Ig

[@alphahalo3471]

This pitch sounds way better than the entire 2 hours of this film

[@LordCrate-du8zm]

Could use some work, but sounds fun.

[@destructorzombis1735]

oh god it was better written than rebel moon XD

[@ProdCritic]

@@LordCrate-du8zm I tried to come up with a decent story based off a stupid idea basically out of spite for the writing in Rebel Moon lol, I just ended up actually getting interested in it afterwards. Out of curiosity, what would you add/change?

[@HomTolland69]

And they said Snyder will save the DCEU

[@milkman-30]

his little group will still suck it off and try to inflate the ratings as much as possible cause that’s definitely how you scream “our favorite director isn’t shit”

[@acojo8205]

How else would you support a director you like?

[@milkman-30]

@@acojo8205 by not saying “you guys just dont get it.” and not coping over people criticizing it.

[@LeeSixTwenty]

​@@acojo8205By not manipulating the score on Rotten Tomatoes?

[@Cimo8]

​@@LeeSixTwenty I thought rotten tomatoes didn't matter what happened?

[@dains6623]

cant wait for rebel moon the directors cut

[@EricPuente-wr3bg]

WHERE IS THE LAW SUIT?!?!? WHERE IS GAMES WORKSHOP WHEN ZACK BLATANTLY RIPS OF WARHAMMER BUT WHEN FANS TRY AND ENRICH THE ENTIRE SETTING THEY GET SPAT IN THE FACE BUT WHEN THEY STEAL A COMMISAR AND NAME HIM BELLISARIUS THE GW LEGAL TEAM DOESNT BAT AN EYE or they did take legal action but it isn’t public or smth or maybe THEY FREAKING DIDNT BECAUSE THERES ANOTHER ONE. GW SAVE US PLEASE, PLEASE DONT LET THIS HAPPEN

[@JamesTheDominator]

Games workshop probably doesn’t want to test Netflix’s patience. Netflix could buy them in a heartbeat

[@LordCrate-du8zm]

You kidding?! GW? Versus *NETFLIX?!* You're asking for a medieval peasant to fight a tank.

[@oatmealman1586]

To be fair, warhammer 40k has stolen so many things from other franchises. The modern space marine helmet is basically just darth vader's mask without the helmet part. It's also basically just dune but edgier. Warhammer 40k really has no room to judge these guys when it comes to stealing ideas from the story. Plus it's also just smarter to let this fizzle out and die naturally without attaching it to warhammer, because then it lives forever as the thing GW tried to kill.

[@LordCrate-du8zm]

@@oatmealman1586 the thing is Warhammer wasn’t JUST things it copied. Its writers took and improved/modified existing aspects and gave it a unique flair.

[@mr.heisenberg0122]

I think that whenever Zack Snyder has a pen in his hand, someone needs to be there with him with a spray bottle and say “NO! Bad Zack Snyder!”

[@lunchbox3124]

Big day for wheat farming fans. Finally a movie for them. Even got slo mo farming scenes. The cults gonna be real mad about this video though lol

[@Urmumlel7025]

When it comes to most films from Marvel or Disney, I can give a pass because the writers got wrecked by the CEOs. Zack Snyder isn't a writer. He *is* that CEO.

[@ultimatecultchaos]

Well I mean movies get wrecked by the CEO... Snyder is a CEO... seems pretty on par

[@nathangordon4891]

Snyder fans be like ‘No, the 12 hour cut is great, you just have to watch that instead’

[@jupiterwarrior2645]

snyder fans be like --- why are you watching if not a snyder fan it doesn't make sense lol

[@lightningjet9444]

If someone can’t accept criticism, there’s a real big question of why they should be in that industry. The fundamentals of filmmaking is that you are making something to be consumed by others, and if the others don’t like it, that’s a massive problem. If you are going to make films that you can marvel at yourself, do it by yourself, but flushing a studio’s money down the toilet because you can’t listen makes me wonder how he hasn’t been fired yet

[@smallrug3469]

Zack snyder movies have never been good. And before anyone says, "what about 300 and watchmen?" Those were literally just direct screen adaptations of comics made by much more competent people

[@htown11465]

They’re also not good. They’re ok, but they’re not good.

[@sethdunbar1996]

Snyder cut justice league was decent. Apart from this, his original movies that don't suck are cut off here.

[@smallrug3469]

@@sethdunbar1996 the only reason people think snyder's justice league is even remotely watchable is because the joss whedon cut was so irredeemably fucking awful it made snyder's original "vision" seem like a masterpiece in comparison. Like spraying a pile of shit with febreeze and pretending its not there

[@sethdunbar1996]

@smallrug3469 I can definitely see that being true, but it was still watchable. Like if I smoked a lot of pot, I'd probably have a good time watching it

[@EMPERORMTNDEW]

Didn't ask. My content is far superior lol--

[@mattybucklin2208]

This is why it’s important to have actually written stories or book before becoming a writer. So you know the character development dos and donts.

[@Shadethe13th]

Can’t wait for part five to be all slow-mo, with six playing in reverse because why not.

[@Arcademan09]

Breaking news: Hack Snyder wants to *CROWDFUND A DIRECTOR'S CUT OF SUCKERPUNCH*

[@johans3164]

That guy just does not stop. It become so fking annoying. And there are people supporting his movies. Dumbasses

[@LordCrate-du8zm]

Wait what

[@DOOMStudios]

“You may love or hate my movies, I’m 100% fine with that but a vote against me is a vote for the focus groups.” “Know by saying “Snyder sucks” you’re also saying “y’know what? give me more focus groups! I want Happy Meals!” Zack saying this is so hilarious. If he wants to make good stuff Then he should make movies that aren't awful.

[@Yousuckdeeznuts]

Well he’s getting his bag 💰

[@AhmedAhmed-ii4pe]

He was glazed by DCU fans after the justice league snyder cut so his ego probably grew quite a bit.

[@Treehome_95]

the crazy thing is that if he actually made a GOOD movie he would get soooo much more money because of all the garbage he puts out

[@Shockkings0714]

He's made multiple movies that aren't awful

[@Indigo_1001]

@@Shockkings0714 Like what? And I swear if you say BvS….

[@FedoraDEV]

"how much slow mo you want?" Zack Synder: *yes*

[@d_shuffles]

Joe Biden: Don’t

[@EMPERORMTNDEW]

Didn't ask. My content is far superior lol--

[@EMPERORMTNDEW]

Didn't ask. My content is far superior lol--

[@TheFirstCurse1]

These "yes" comments have been so cringey, boring, lame, uninspired, and stupid for YEARS.

[@jesustyronechrist2330]

This movie is so unhinged it made Charlie sit more on the left he typically does.