Historically Accurate Halloween Costumes | History

[@vanmanne]

Well i guess i look like a historically accurate pirate on most days.

[@KristulSommerTrinnah]

felt that lol

[@liv3414]

Oof

[@veronica-3081]

Me too!

[@amia906]

lmao-

[@Paixpeacehippy]

Lmfaooo

[@tillie_brn]

"18th Century hemlines were not this short" ...You don't say?!

[@CrazyAlaskanCoDShot]

Insert meme here

[@amouseduh9084]

21st century hemlines are hardly that short...

[@missgiroud97]

My exact reaction

[@vinylattic6901]

Yeah😂😂👍

[@erniebert8436]

Freya is a Yandere , it is still fun!

[@federalbureauofinvestigati1675]

ALL pirates wore fishnet leggings. That way they could take it off in a jiffy if they needed some fish.

[@jelen2579]

You have a point

[@mariamatedei]

This is correct, I am an historian

[@cognitoplays9504]

You know it gotta be true it's the FBI saying it

[@sadem1045]

Obviously...

[@renaultft1917]

I mean why else have them?

[@EliKat94]

"This noblewoman is wrong" Well duh, if a woman actually wore that she'd be called a harlot and be taken to the block.

[@Ascensionisms]

"chop chop you've lost head privilege harlot"

[@dumbfoundedkiryu9468]

As it should be.

[@aerialpunk]

Yeah that one made me.laugh the most.

[@nzxtMonster]

@@hopeelliott4254 "assassins only ever existed because there's a demand for their product."

[@goldie1089]

Go france

[@user-yz8wn3of7o]

I don’t know why- but the accurate version of the Viking costume looks amazing-

[@AlexaBellaMuerte]

Yes it's gorgeous

[@Izzmonster]

Makes me wish we could bring some of these old fashions back. Except the nobles fashion, that can stay dead.

[@beekidsart1176]

Pale Rose i agree 🌚

[@gracecarron4905]

Look up the sca it's a historical reenactment group that has lots of clothing like that, very comfortable to wear too

[@supernaturalfreak81]

Pale Rose yes I agree it was gorgeous

[@pilarous]

“These sexualized women’s costumes are not historically accurate.” Good to know. 😂

[@tomkelly00]

Ikr, I was like, YOU DON'T SAY

[@lesscringeymapperdude]

"sexualized" nah they are just easier to make that's why

[@nicolemarly6202]

@@lesscringeymapperdude they are sexualized tho

[@k8ie933]

Nicole Marly only because the accurate ones are so unnappealing you might as well wear a curtain.

[@cojinmango]

The viking one is cute

[@jen_is_not_ok]

The “witch” is dressed like a wrongfully accused civilian

[@cutelilly1000vedios]

Honey Lemon heh, I see what you did

[@Dietxcokex00]

And that's exactly what a "witch" is :)

[@Buzzity]

Who had a different religion or could float in water.

[@ladyfoxwf1075]

Although many of them were, witches still existed, although probably not as how we know it. There are whole museums of witches tools that people really used which proves witches were around. But I would agree in Salem, there weren’t likely many witches.

[@damaskito]

Witches were "sage women" that performed abortions or knew the recipe for natural birth control.

[@entuella]

Everyone: complaining about the subject of the video Me: They used the music from The Sims Medieval ✨

[@amandahayes4837]

Omg same!!

[@cra0cristal]

Came here for this comment.

[@chubbiMommi]

Omg yes!!! I was like wait.....💕

[@stowe5668]

Someone else noticed!! Yasss

[@rayesafan9628]

There’s a sims medieval?

[@pompon1545]

I wouldn’t mind wearing these historically accurate costumes. Mostly because it would be October and freezing.

[@MrEvldreamr]

Lmao, ikr

[@rimun5235]

I used to never dress up and instead wear warm clothes. People would be like “What are you dressed as?” Me: Someone warm.

[@shacklehoff6213]

I live in Australia so it’s spring in October sucks to be north of the equator

[@pompon1545]

Shackle hoff Oof. I did some trick or treating in Borneo so it was pretty warm.

[@MrEvldreamr]

@@shacklehoff6213 Well I live in Florida so....its pretty much spring/summer all the time =/ It really just depends where you live honestly.

[@TK-sn3rx]

I don’t think I’ve met anyone who believed any of those costumes were historically accurate.

[@LilyZerep]

Right? Especially the Noblewoman's costume 🤨

[@lalalae_]

ikr, Halloween isn't about being historically accurate, it's about just having fun wiv the costumes and stuff, right?

[@assibratzen116]

@@lalalae_ exactly. God forbid people use their fantasy to make up a inaccurate costume. Especially for a witch! Obviously real witches looked only that one way... This video was useless

[@freakmaster500]

@@assibratzen116 This was made to show people, not tell them how to dress.

[@sophieturner1953]

It’s... the history channel... They have credited archaeologists... What makes you think they weren’t accurate?

[@mixonisse5618]

* Gets recommended around Easter * PLENTY OF TIME TO PREPARE

[@boobiye]

IKR! Plus.. *I think it ruins trick or treating*

[@namelessman8097]

Mark zuccerberg

[@aurin_komak]

SAME

[@sadie5419]

Lolll!!! Me tooooooo

[@Tentegen]

This guy understands the importance of the BEST holiday. Prep well my friend.

[@Onua118]

Am I the only one thinking the more historically accurate “Viking” costume is far more attractive looking than the inaccurate one?

[@starfishjunky]

good one 😂

[@ponylover2206]

No. I agree with you

[@aerialpunk]

I agree with you!

[@Foxxtronix]

Not at all, buddy. She looks much more approachable, like someone you would strike up a conversation with.

[@Lyra_of_Spinning_Winds]

It’s still very inaccurate- I do historical reenactment. 🤦‍♀️ Vikings are my time period 😂

[@pinkwolf2730]

Also, only the warriors were called Vikings. The "vikings" and their people in general were called the Norse.

[@dovahkiin-rx1ij]

Finally, someone who does their reading

[@Liutgard]

Except for the Danes, of course...

[@LaFleurSauvageGaming]

The Saxons and mative celts of the British isles valled them all Danes. The word Viking as a noun is modern. The Danes would go "on viking" which is journey, trip etc. These were noy aleays raids or conquests and most of the time were exploration or trading trips.

[@Mrnumber]

And viking is a verb, it would be like calling a pirate a pirating

[@dumpy_frog]

Also, Viking was a verb

[@okgroomer22]

Nobody: History Channel: Let's play a sim's medieval music

[@samaccardi]

master procastinator I’ve noticed a lot of Sims music in other things. I’ve got a feeling they use a lot of royalty free music in the game.

[@imthebest4957]

You: stupid recycled coment Me: what idiots liked this Hahaha it's funny cause I set it up like this now right? Let the 100s of idiots rejoice

[@smphia9432]

@@imthebest4957 ..

[@Bliss-l1t]

@@ChaoticDatGirlNxtDoor You can hear it on home improvement shows as well.

[@mankrikswifey]

@@samaccardi I think over time they made it available to public over the years. Pretty sure they were originally made for the games.

[@ItsTeaTimeCommentary]

"And what are you?" "A witch." " *No candy.* "

[@Izzmonster]

So you can get hexed? Good luck with your bad luck for eternity bro

[@Gothictalks]

*YOU DON'T GET ANY BECAUSE YOU MOCK US*

[@Rose-tj6bp]

KittyKattyAnime oh lord

[@Rogue__Ghostie]

Honestly, the historically accurate costumes looked SO much better than the fake modern ones

[@andreasdluffy1208]

Nah the modern ones look better

[@Maxllerrelic]

Andreas DLuffy then get your eyes checked

[@ll-ko2se]

@@Maxllerrelic he's not lying tho

[@eiichii3516]

Think they intended it that way. They put way more care into the accurate ones than the modern ones.

[@naya4050]

Ay every body have different taste

[@kaylen_ranae5220]

Ur the one kid that chimes into every conversation with "actually"

[@justipooh6866]

Lol, that's me! This video gave me so much information.

[@theimperialwizard9295]

“ACKTCHUALY”

[@justipooh6866]

@@theimperialwizard9295, SKSKSKSKK THATS EXACTLY HOW THEY SAY IT

[@theimperialwizard9295]

JustiWolf :3 exactly

[@justipooh6866]

@@theimperialwizard9295, ah, I've never been in a comment section so funny.

[@noahgreene7246]

Nobody: KZbin suggestions: Halloween is supposed to be historically accurate

[@Izzmonster]

They didn't say your costumes HAD to be accurate. It's just educational on what IS accurate. Personally I like both modern and historically accurate costumes.

[@bhocoloatebhipbookies9147]

Izzmonster you don’t get it do you. It’s not what this video is about, it’s because KZbin recommend something that was completely out of the blue and not even close to what we needed . Halloween is not until 6 more months.

[@Izzmonster]

@@bhocoloatebhipbookies9147 No no no, you see, the Halloween spirit is ALWAYS around. Ever sneak up and scare someone? Ever see a bowl of candy and get excited? Ever try to fall asleep, but suddenly get a weird chill or are paranoid for now reason? That's the Halloween spirit hangin around. It's always there, watching... waiting... Don't turn around, you never know what you might see!

[@ZeldadragonBlade]

Everyday is Halloween if you're a cosplayer. 🤣

[@HattieMcDanielonaMoon]

@@ZeldadragonBlade 🙄🤣

[@MrTheDratex]

I never understood why Salem gets so much attention when it comes to the witch-hunting, when it was going strong in europe too way before, during and after

[@playlistman3530]

MrTheDratex and also Russia

[@helena-jh3fw]

@MagicMachineGun Russia isn't in Europe

[@SinbisnotJessica]

@@helena-jh3fw Russia is a Euro-Asian country...

[@realendon248]

We actually talk about the european witch hunting a lot in germany! I think it just depends on where youre from. Of course youre going to hear more about the salem witch hunting than the european witch hunting in the states

[@angelikaskoroszyn8495]

Salem is overhyped. Most of the convicted witches weren't even killed. As long you agreed that you're a witch you could just go home. Only those refused to admit their 'crimes' were murdered

[@erosagape7944]

Fun fact, viking held women at such a high regard to where women would handle all of the financial stuff for the household. Yes, the Vikings said female rights.

[@crubat9429]

Period

[@bug7316]

wait but weren’t vikings awful to other women

[@lovejones5771]

Bug! Nope they didn’t that’s just how modern media represented them.Women held high status in Viking Culture and were valued. Lol Did a whole history project about them?

[@elizabethwells8893]

Wow! What a neat fact that I never thought that I needed to know, but now that I do, I don't know what to do with it.

[@m1ghtycs]

Simps.

[@mmsmith1777]

Of COURSE they are inaccurate. But it was fun seeing the real fashions

[@Izzmonster]

Agreed. Can you believe people are getting bent out of shape over this? Lol

[@samgale3013]

The only reason i clicked on the video was to see the real outfits. I already knew the Halloween costumes were wrong lol

[@eri-sg4fr]

Same

[@yourlocalcoward8128]

Yea

[@-moonlette-6143]

Same

[@sarahknight6627]

You know what else is inaccurate? Frankenstein was the creator not the monster that everyone refers to.

[@geroleocata]

Knowledge is knowing that Frankenstein wasn't the monster, wisdom is knowing that Frankenstein was the monster

[@Juatafriggggg]

Then what was the monster

[@mochimochi2881]

The monster had no name

[@scaleythedino49]

@@Juatafriggggg Frankenstein's monster

[@alexshaw7161]

Mochi Mochi it did

[@kkmadi1]

Honestly I’d wear the historically accurate Viking costume

[@HairyBalls2896]

Yeah it looks more viking than the first one which looked like it was making of the vikings lol

[@jadewe1235]

Yes, Its so beautiful

[@abbylabossiere4774]

honestly most of them just look generally more comfortable

[@headintheclouds7905]

Same

[@loverofteaandspice]

I have some viking themed dresses (as a new recruit of our local medieval market) and have to say that they are really comfortable indeed!

[@Username-it8co]

I highly doubt that anyone thought that those Halloween costumes were historically accurate lol

[@lexigrimhaive]

Of course not! They’re supposed to be fun & flirty. No one is going to dress like a Puritan for Halloween.

[@少主-m4h]

When I was young I actually thought that was how Vikings looked except with longer skirts

[@maria-melek]

@@lexigrimhaive Well now I am lol besides on Halloween stuff like to dress up or wear clothing that I wish I was willing to wear in my town lol

[@juliagraves9203]

Personally, I liked the more historical accurate outfits better

[@elisejackson2854]

same.

[@silvervixen007]

Same!

[@maybeyourbaby6486]

I mean if I was going to a Halloween party plus club night I'd go for the modern witch costume. I liked the authentic viking and pirate the most, but I'd rather wear those at a renaissance fair or reenactment event :P

[@sodaleche]

If I had to wear some of these for Halloween, the accurate witch and viking outfits would be a little lackluster for me. But the historically accurate noble women and pirate seemed like fun! Really liked those the most

[@willow5437]

SAME.

[@maryhildreth754]

No one ever thought the first ones were accurate, did they? Also, I really want that accurate pilgrim dress.

[@TheFlowerGirl13]

I want the Viking dress. It looks so cozy

[@ladyfoxwf1075]

TheFlowerGirl13 It needs to be cozy too 😂

[@anawithonen4116]

Tbh I DO but not for historical accuracy

[@amandak9685]

I made a pilgrim dress like that but green its so fun to twirl in, it was a pain to make though.

[@bittersweetti3351]

Mary Hildreth oooof so do I.. I just want to go to America dressed at that witch during Halloween. “What are you sweetie” “I’m a witch” *poof*

[@PetiteFloss]

bruh they straight up using music from the sims medieval

[@xxMiisamaxx]

I came here to find this comment and Im not dissapointed

[@agustinamena9202]

@@xxMiisamaxx SAME

[@teodora3]

Now I know why I recognize the music 😂

[@thehellcat777]

I really want to play some now 😂

[@naturalnailsasmr3511]

Hahahahahahaha yes!!!!

[@maybe3432]

The accurate version of the noblewomen looks like she's stealing a large TV

[@stray_bad_dog]

well what else are you supposed to do in something like that

[@gutsFunnyman]

It's the pannier.

[@goodmorning4498]

Now that's a thought.

[@scorpi_gaze]

Meanwhile on Halloween: "I'm NoT lIkE oThEr GiRlS I'm a historically correct pirate" EDIT: Fyi I wasn't being serious. I really don't care what you'd wear for Halloween, as long as it makes you happy. You do you ♡

[@yamchii9649]

R/notlikeothergirls lol

[@kurt3796]

yamchii foundthemobileuser

[@MeekaChannel]

DuoPenottiPanda X I mean the historically accurate pirate costume did look way better

[@scorpi_gaze]

@@MeekaChannel I totally agree! I was just joking after all

[@energyfresh1]

Adore.the.Ateleia. X worldclass 😂😂

[@randomdude9698]

This is like that one nerd friend who points out everything that’s historically inaccurate in movies and such I would know cause I’m that friend. Wonder why no one invites me to the movies 🤔

[@emicastudios8500]

hmMMmMMmmMmMmMMN i wonder why? *insert sarcasm here*

[@brycelahm1283]

I’m that friend as well lol

[@szrpaudel]

This is me in pointing and correcting in almost every topic. But can't help myself without correcting them.

[@benedictcumbersnatched7735]

Random Dude yeah no wonder!

[@pedrodecarvalho6227]

Random Dude i literally just commented that

[@elliotlakota8716]

No one: KZbin: *Halloween better be historically accurate this year or else*

[@jackdoe7401]

@@Serkant75 why would you want that?

[@calliecocritter9247]

@@jackdoe7401 Why wouldn't you want that?

[@jackdoe7401]

@@calliecocritter9247 no I mean why does he not want legs and cleavage.

[@calliecocritter9247]

@@jackdoe7401 I know and I'm asking you why do you want to see legs and cleavage. It shouldn't affect you whether a female shows her cleavage and legs or not unless you plan on looking at them.

[@lastbraincell5041]

Um it’s really not that serious it was just an informational video.....

[@sharonefee1426]

When people are dressed as witches, they don't think of the actual witches. Like those who were a costume of Dracula has no intent of looking like the king it was based on.

[@reeeteee2526]

Personally I like to think I’m the king of Romania when I play as Dracula.

[@aa6aa3a]

idk why everyone is so mad in the comments.. like come on. this video is just for fun. they’re not telling you to stop wearing historically inaccurate costumes, they’re just finding another way to educate you on history. go on and rage about how it’s just a costume when literally no one is oppressing you.

[@AshelinFox]

I honestly wouldn't care so much if this wasn't from the History Channel.

[@catch3588]

Diana Tetherow the history channel talks about...history. What a concept 🙄

[@Burstify]

Ok then

[@Kyosukedono]

Yeah sure but... why didn't they show male costumes and compared them with historically accurate clothing?

[@aligabriel5679]

Kyosukedono that’s actually a fair point. If you’re gonna go in on the women’s costumes you should do the men’s too.

[@hunterhall5524]

If HC wants to talk about historical accurate clothing they need to go back redo the whole Vikings series....

[@spaghettiyeti7097]

Hunter Hall history’s channels viking hair was shocking

[@JediBunny]

Bahaha true!

[@Konradpagano]

That historically accurate Viking chick could have got that Viking hair braid for beauty, and black makeup too!

[@Konradpagano]

And beads with her hangerock’s apron tortoise brooches.

[@niamhgreatdane]

I know someone who has a show on history channel. Said it got sold tp a new company who isnt historically correct. Thus why they have horrible shows like truck night.

[@no0dle846]

*this is like a healthy person telling me sweets bad,veggies good*

[@ProcyonDei]

Healthy? The rest of the year, History is more like that uncle that's always drunk, slurs random stories and randomly yells about aliens somewhere in between.

[@luci8599]

it's not saying you should wear the accurate costume. it's just educating on what the costumes would look like if they were accurate.

[@musclemanmyles3665]

Woman: shakes 16h century men: witch! 21st century doctor: periods! Google: brain tumor! Historians: *bad bred*

[@gezi5927]

Web M.D: Cancer

[@ymclane82]

Hotel: trivago!!

[@greasyfingerhair]

@@ymclane82 no

[@lanaya4451]

Where's Eliza and Peggy?

[@joshyjoshy5627]

Why 16th century men?

[@irisolivas2199]

Witches look like Anybody else today, your neighbor, friends, family members, anyone

[@imzadi83fanvids7]

They always did.

[@joeheart5808]

iris olivas they always looked like anyone else in Europe

[@tyresehunia9633]

witches look like unicorns and bunyips, imaginary.

[@irisolivas2199]

Random Anigamingskimus I’m a witch dear

[@nori1123]

@@tyresehunia9633 it's an actual religion. You know that, right??

[@miraloran7039]

A lot of this is common knowledge. Everyone knows noble women didn't wear super short skirts, most costumes are much longer in length. There are plenty of "more accurate" costumes at the store for all of these. The only thing I would correct for people are the viking horns and the typical "Cleopatra" outfits because no one seems to know what actual Egyptians wore.

[@fruitygarlic3601]

I'm sure that wasn't lost on the History channel crew, since a video representing such a large channel would have to pass through a lot of hoops. The point isn't to show "these obviously inaccurate costumes are wrong," but rather, to inform people on what they would look like if they were correct. It's not that deep.

[@oatmeal7563]

What did the Egyptians wear tho Sorry I'm more into American history I don't know much about the ancient egyptians

[@bstmeg5237]

@@fruitygarlic3601 it's is that deep smarty pants all they did was state the obvious and show more semi accurate costumes history channel ain't historical and you aren't a know it all

[@fruitygarlic3601]

@@bstmeg5237 Where exactly in my comment did I say something that conflicted with your opinion? Where is the point? Thank you, sweaty. Goodbye.

[@jabbercookie9773]

Yeah, that's what I was thinking. Kinda condescending to point out some of these facts like the short skirts

[@alexie832]

I guess the reason for these costumes being historically inaccurate is due to simplicity and pricing. Even if you want your costume to be historically accurate, it's a very expensive. You have to buy the materials to make it as accurate as possible. Not to mention finding and paying someone to put it all together. That accurate French noblelady costume just screams "expensive". However, in case of the historically accurate female pirate, all you have to do is find loose clothing in your home and buy the hat and eye patch at the store.

[@jexikavindictive]

You could absolutely find inexpensive items at a thrift store. It doesn't have to be perfectly accurate to just be better than spirits.

[@gonebytrain]

Vikings didnt have horns om their helmet, that’s not about expense, that is culture misunderstanding

[@thejourneyingcosplayer6904]

I can guarantee if you give me 30 bucks and a goodwill I can make these.

[@blackrabbit2282]

You can find cheaper dresses and other garments on amazon separately. But not all

[@BlazeDupree1525]

Its actually not as expensive as one would think.

[@PixelatedApollo1]

Viking did wear horned hats/helmets during special ceremonies. But it wasn’t common.

[@theonlyMoancore]

I didn't know that

[@masonwiltrout7437]

How do you have so many subscribers?

[@ShadowMoon878]

@@masonwiltrout7437 Because he is a gaming youtuber???

[@jimliashsr7196]

Vikings favorite movie is black and white movie They are believed to have discovered ketchups They like to trade their socks at event called sock n garten They like to entertain themselves by tossing shields and tossing burning shields

[@jimliashsr7196]

There are Leif Erikson day too

[@mena1432]

You probably remind the teacher about homework.

[@CrazyAlaskanCoDShot]

That's me 😂

[@CrazyAlaskanCoDShot]

@afootineachworld haha awwh 😖

[@dazaisbakugoswaifu8688]

I do that

[@sophieplumbob2900]

Those people are on the same unhallowed tier as the people who do nothing in group projects.

[@laila.3230]

army_101 you have brought shame to bts and army I feel disgustang!!

[@pumpjackmcgee4267]

"Halloween costumes are historically inaccurate". Thank you, Field Marshall Obvious.

[@synobyte2123]

Field Marshall Obvious. Omfg yes.

[@thepoet9253]

It's spelled Marshal.

[@_scatterbrains]

Salem: Are you a witch?? Woman: *is a woman* Salem: YOU ARE A WITCH, BLASPHEMY

[@danstrikker6465]

Ah the good old puritans

[@amymccune519]

Ahh the 1600s a true golden era for acceptance.

[@greypendragon3013]

Can we start calling radical lefties witches and burn them at the stake?

[@brycelahm1283]

They also accused a few men of witchcraft

[@amymccune519]

Grey Pendragon NO NO YOU CANNOT WE HAVE SHORTER LIFESPANS AS IS

[@mananexus]

Since when has the history channel cared about the accuracy, all they seemed to care about is aliens and Bigfoot

[@danielsmit11]

They don't care about accuracy given the fact they stated women were banned from being pirates. Some of the roughest pirate captains were openly known to be women

[@richardroma4030]

They don't LMAO this is corporate virtue signaling

[@permafrost0979]

And egypt

[@awizardmummyandmartian3238]

And traumatizing you with mermaids.

[@necr0l0rd14]

ALIENS

[@niandralades3661]

Next up: nun costumes are inaccurate, nuns would never show so much skin!!

[@sadem1045]

Not all nuns wear habits anymore, so maybe...

[@SirensCallCo]

I’m here for the Sims Medieval music

[@hildcit]

Aaayy, same XD

[@kanzu_official]

I waited for This comment

[@Diziz98]

Same

[@celestialgoddessgaming]

Same lol

[@erisptolemy]

Ayyee same!

[@animelove2541]

The original ‘witches’ did wear hats like that though! The stereotypically image of an old woman with a pointed hat stirring cauldron came from women brewing beer! Women were the original brewsters, and their shops were often marked by a sign bearing the image of pointed hat like the one shown. The stereotypical image of a witch was born from this ancient tradition! Edit: Hey everyone, just wanted to add this in - I know that actual witches didn’t wear hats like this, I just wanted to share where this idea originally came from. I am pagan myself and I know the history, but I thought this fact was cool and wanted to share. Also, I read the Crucible in high school and I enjoyed it.

[@yourlocalcryptid6024]

But that was never the witch. I'm guessing they only made witches wear the hats to insist that women who brew beer are doing the "devil's work" as it was believed and most likely the wizard of oz made the green faced witch to essentially say all women who brew beer are ugly.

[@jexikavindictive]

I remember reading this too!

[@jexikavindictive]

@@yourlocalcryptid6024 that last bit was a stretch. I don't think wizard of oz had anything to do with beer. Or did you mean something different? I might have misread.

[@laurenmcleod7055]

Also witches still exist, so technically this entire thing is inaccurate cos witches can wear whatever they want

[@Smoucan]

I really really doubt that, in terms of beer brewing. Where do you have those sources from?

[@cazbantu4233]

Thankfully the naughty nurse outfit is historically accurate.

[@picklerix6162]

The hottest “nurse” that I ever met was a candy striper. I guess these “candy stripers” were young women who volunteered at the hospital that my mother worked at.

[@goldflyknows]

Yah, and the French maids..... and any Star Trek outfit with no more than 8 inches of skirt

[@Squiggy2010]

History Channel : talks about history Comments : *surprised Pikachu face*

[@Mega-P71]

Seriously 😂

[@missingclover]

I mean it is shocking seeing something that's not about Aliens

[@metalthrashingai2238]

@@missingclover Or storage auctions and pawn stars

[@Ossium_0]

It doesn't happen that often

[@problematicgoose]

I'm literally SCREAMING *'OBVIOUSLY!!!!!!'* at my screen

[@ghostlyencounters5851]

Whatsername me too lol 😂

[@akemiasahina4555]

Honestly same like especially with that noble lady costume being so short

[@antequerainc.6578]

- Pirates didnt wore miniskirts - Oh dont you tell me stupid lies! Said nobody never

[@lordbeerus462]

Actually the eye-patch wasn't used for conditioning the eye for fighting in the dark. They were for very sunny day's when a crewmen would go bellow deck from topside. After which they would switch the eye-patch to the one exposed to the sun. Therefore, they would instantly see better under the deck.

[@roninnder]

I’m sorry, History Channel, you lost the credibility to tell us what’s historically accurate or not when you put that Ancient Aliens show on Tv.

[@darkexcalibur87]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@subsnovideos-ur4cn]

Lol

[@nevskislake]

Yes! Someone needed to say it.

[@subsnovideos-ur4cn]

@heco YT "history channel..."

[@nevskislake]

@heco YT- Not everyone makes that distinction, unfortunately.

[@BJRoes]

Shut up “History” channel I’m trying to get layed

[@TheGamzers]

With the first 2 initials of your name? :^)

[@charlotte9162]

Laid

[@1nv1c7us4]

Whoop whoop

[@kottonkandy0962]

Ooh, look at you Mr. Edgeman! We get it, you can talk to girls for 3 seconds. Now go and eat that snack your mommy put out for you.

[@freddy7694]

@@kottonkandy0962 Salty. Also, he said "trying" so even if this wasn't commented ironically, he never said he was actually successful in getting laid. You have no one to be mad at except yourself for being a turbo virgin.

[@lindseyh8617]

This was great! I wish they included Cleopatra tho

[@theoneme3748]

I think Cleopatra is mostly accurate. Except I would expect braids or wigs.

[@jamesmeritt6800]

Lindsey H: Godiva?

[@alexbattaglia8297]

@@theoneme3748 why braids? Cleopatra was Greek, in fact many of the Egyptian pharoahs after Alexander the Greats conquest of Egypt were Greek

[@ElfriedeRose]

Cleopatra (or just ancient Egypt) would be great and so would classical Greece and China and medieval dresses. I hope they do more videos like this.

[@theoneme3748]

@@alexbattaglia8297 braids because they often wore wigs than their hair. I know man shaved their heads, but I think woman mostly braided them and putted wigs on them. Edit: also I'm talking from Cleopatra and before. After her reign, the Egyptian dynasty was mostly gone. Like you said, they were more of greek descent.

[@janisl.6982]

When someone wears a witch costume, it's generally not meant to be a wrongfully accused woman, but an evil sorceress from a fantasy universe, ao she can wear whatever. Otherwise very nice video.👍

[@non-void9273]

Also weird fact women historically did wear funny witch hat.....to advertise that they sold beer.

[@virgie4715]

When I dressed up as a witch last time I took a more “American Horror Story: Coven”approach. So a much more modern, what Stevie Nicks would wear today if she was 20 type of look lol. Witch costumes can really vary bc there’s a few different wants to do it.

[@LucasC2022]

nobody: history channel: ... *FACTS.*

[@rabbit__]

The noble woman outfit is dependent entirely on which time period it's from. You would think a video talking about costume accuracy would have a least have briefly gone over this.

[@pisces2569]

2:02 they specified it was 18th century

[@rabbit__]

That's still a span of 100 years. There were a lot of changes in fashion at that time, just like now. It would be better to say the decade.

[@pisces2569]

Rabbit good point

[@christinesarkis4029]

@@pisces2569 The "inaccurate" noblewoman costume was Renaissance-inspired. Why they leapt all the way to the late 18th century is beyond me.

[@pisces2569]

Christine Sarkis maybe this particular costume was based on the 1700s noblewoman

[@katbird2699]

Yeah pretty sure nobody thinks those are accurate I just I don't think you quite understand

[@pisces2569]

Kat meow who cares? The history behind the actual outfits was fun and very informative

[@blackbeard_yvs8707]

@―𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚍𝚞𝚜𝚝.𝚝𝚡𝚝 For realllll

[@cheesyplays]

They do, they're just showing you what they REALLY looked like back then

[@ILuvWesker]

Well no duh

[@acvaticlifE]

That was not the point of the video in the first place, you dumbfuck. It was to give you a comparrison between stupid pop culture and how it actually looked like

[@gene1491]

Kid with epilepsy in salem: *has a fit* People of salem: lets toss him in the pond lol. *10 minutes later* Maybe... hes not a witch... Kid: *swims to the top* HELP IM .. DROWNING! people: HOW DARE YOU LIVE!

[@bannanaberryboard]

I like how a video about inaccuracies also has inaccuracies...

[@claraborgesbr]

YES

[@StephtheWordWizard]

I mean, this is the History Channel we're talking about here.

[@redmeghixtape410]

Rofl

[@george_yassington]

" Female pirates weren't allowed on ships and never flaunted their feminimity" are't there whole lists and books about the numerous female pirates? And there was one that specifically wore her chest exposed......like? History channel what??

[@nickyrho]

@@george_yassington Mind, the History Channel probably doesn't know that anyways because they're idea of accuracy is quite fantastical :P

[@audreyandremington5265]

Random woman: has tourettes Salem: ItS ThE dEViL!!!

[@audreyandremington5265]

@bad bad mc bad idk But I'm pretty sure that puritan women could talk lol. Ann Hutchinson talked, nobody had a problem with her talking. They had a problem with her teaching. Also, i know the scarlet letter isn't totally historically accurate, but i feel like if it's a well known fact that puritan women weren't allowed to talk, then that fact would have been incorporated into the novel. I've never heard anyone say that puritan women were not allowed to talk. Do you remember where you heard that?

[@audreyandremington5265]

@bad bad mc bad women with touretts wouldn't go outside, but their families would probably go outside to seek help.

[@jeremiahzimmerman8499]

I have Tourette's this is funny

[@Mitheledh]

@bad bad mc bad You do realize that it wasn't just women that were accused? Many men were accused, too. The brother of one of my ancestors was one of them, accused by Ann Putnam et al. When he was brought before the magistrate, they were unable to speak or repeat their accusation, so his charges were dismissed.

[@lawrence2992]

Salem Witch Trials was most likely due to the lack of crop growth during a rain drought in tandem with an extended winter. When the crops don’t grow and your village is starving, best thing to do is blame alleged witches for preventing the growth.

[@heroofthyme4237]

Yes, but anime doesn’t care about your feelings history

[@gabrielavieitas1806]

Anime doesn't care about physics, biology and all scientific, social and historical aspects of society. Lol.

[@moeluminati2844]

@@gabrielavieitas1806 you right

[@heroofthyme4237]

Thays Vieitas anime has left the chat

[@cixlo]

also doesn't care about the animators.

[@ALISONC83]

Pat rice I love that

[@SwordsmanCaim]

"If she weighs less than a duck she will float and therefore a witch." Head Scientist circa 1868

[@kamchatmonk]

Tell me again, what do you think about a theory that says the Earth has a shape of a banana?

[@urbosasfurry2126]

She turned me into a newt!

[@undeadknight01]

@@urbosasfurry2126 I got better!

[@FabulousCthulhu]

You actually didn't have to enter doors side ways with panniers! Panniers, crinolines, bustles, and others were made to be collapsible so a lady could sit.

[@krikarijazliezayas7873]

Well maybe that's today's panniers? Or is it the same as the historical ones? Because in my mind the historical ones are practically hard so the lady couldn't sit and then in our modern century they just reformed it in kind of way so ladies don't have to stand all the time while wearing that kind of costume

[@blaueskaninchen380]

@@krikarijazliezayas7873 today they're made of plastic, but earlier they used fish bones, that made them flexible. So yes, the ladies could sit, but they weren't flexible enough to enter a door. In fact, the doors were larger at the palasts😅

[@krikarijazliezayas7873]

I mean entering doors sideways?! XD BOI THEY HAD HUGE DOORS BACK THEN

[@ridiaraspberry4095]

Some of them were so huge they had to, but definitely not all of them

[@svenserspinski3548]

Only some may know this but both witch costumes are inaccurate, she would be dressed in Hogwarts robes. Like duh

[@kokichiouma5557]

You are my new favorite person

[@thetiredpigeon]

There are more schools than just Hogwarts and people don't wear school clothing all their life duh (but you're right they're both inaccurates)

[@glitter4686]

Real witches dress like average humans

[@svenserspinski3548]

Yeah GawainKirkland and Witch words I refuse to say, I agree just wanted people to get the harry potter reference

[@sethleoric2598]

Oh my God finally, see this is what a real Historian says

[@OriginsofSpirits]

These are hilarious because the "accurate" versions aren't all that accurate either - not that anyone thought the originals were supposed to be accurate either... 😂 The noblewoman is especially egregious, it looks like the halloween ver was riffing on late medieval to early Renaissance styles but they arbitrarily chose Georgian fashion as the 'accurate' version.

[@lkmcclellan1246]

Thank you! I came into the comments to say this! The History Channel dress wasn't even Medieval

[@chloemuhardjo8525]

Also, I liked how they just said "noble woman" no time period or nationality or anything.

[@greypendragon3013]

You forget to put " Actually"

[@theotakuplays5160]

Huh. I thought it looked more like rococo. O.o but it passes for Georgian better.

[@rml2765]

Natural hair was also used in most Georgian hair styles too women in wigs was far more satirical and it wouldn’t be straight white, pomade and powder is how the hair was kept clean too

[@tnlaw2004]

If you’re going for accuracy, referring to the whole Norse culture as Vikings is COMPLETELY inaccurate. The only Norse who were “Vikings” were those who went on the raids, i.e. the ones who went “Viking”.

[@Mrreowmeowmrreowmrowmeow]

I thought they were all called vikings- *thanks for teaching me history*

[@thatpinkhairedgirl7011]

@@Mrreowmeowmrreowmrowmeow it was actually just a small portion of the population that was "vikings" most of the times when they traveled they just traded. You only hear about the crule things the vikings did because of the people they attacked dramatized it while the vikings didn't keep any record of their journey and if they did it was mostly written in stone (runsten) and that mostly happened if someone famous died or if they experienced something very interesting.

[@danhurl1349]

Also, while my knowledge of Norse culture is sorely lacking, I mean you’d think she’d have her hair up in a knot at the back of the head? Or at least in braids? Like I’m not sure you’re supposed have loose hair in front of anyone besides your husband in the bedroom or something. Idk perhaps were stricter later on or it different countries or something

[@karleeT9022]

Thank you for this information as I’ve been getting into Norse mythology recently and that lead me to want to know more about their life in general.

[@saccharinesilk]

18th century women DID NOT have to enter rooms sideways, for two reasons: 1) Like crinolines, panniers are flexible, the could be squished out of the way or purposefully caused to collapse to get through narrow spaces 2) Because no one knew how long panniers would be in fashion, for particularly that reason most noble houses had their doorways widened to accommodate the pannier

[@Arianrhod9]

Not to mention women, especially noblewomen, did not pick their skirts up to walk. The panniers underneath kept everything out of the way and off the floor. And what was wrong with the back of that dress?!? The front looks kind of like a saque back, but the back is laced?

[@eahklx1008]

Exactly, no 18th century gowns closed at the back. ALL of them closed at the front because back closing gowns are an invention from the 19th century Also only men wore wigs, women wore hair extensions and hair pieces but never a full-on wig

[@eahklx1008]

AND also, ankles were not yet scandalous in the 18th century and many paintings show ankles and women wore walking skirts which were above ankle length

[@jamescarlton6016]

Women did wear wigs. The amount of hair they would have lost from constantly teasing it to make it fuller. Not to mention the diseases at the time. Of course they wore wigs. They would have been powdered and probably full of fleas. Georgiana duchess of Devonshire in the 18th century wore many wigs. She was seen as the empress of fashion.

[@laurarose8481]

the really big grand panniers could not be folded to walk through door ways, so they just made the door ways wider lol

[@Hat_Tie]

Did anyone actually believe these costumes were accurate in the first place?

[@lydia6253]

I mean, there are people who really believe Vikings wore horns on their helmets. And considering there are 7.5 billion people on this planet I think it's pretty safe to assume someone out there believes this.

[@joeheart5808]

Lydia but the Vikings did where horns on their helmets

[@joeheart5808]

That One I haven’t seen a single one that thought they where accurate but the comments might just not be anywhere close to the top

[@SubjctEee13]

Witches acctually just dress normally for any time period, usually wearing the most comfortable clothing to increase good and happy energies.

[@eleanorheron7552]

That's what I thought? They could've just pointed out how the stereotypes of witches weren't true. Or not have a witch involved at all Haha

[@beverage7335]

I can vouch, we like coziness! I usually wear lots of loose flowing dresses made of comfy durable material. During winter its soft fuzzy things that make you feel warm and happy! On halloween I wear a hat from my grandmother though that much fits the steriotype, but I just like pointy hats lol. Edit: for common folk its Halloween im aware my fellow witches celebrate Samhain.

[@alexanderchristopher6237]

If we're talking about medieval witches (which most witch costumes are these days), yeah, they won't wear anything that screams "I'm a witch", since that'll end up with a death penalty for being a witch.

[@PunkZombie1300]

Witches aren't real, they're fantasy creatures.

[@beverage7335]

@@PunkZombie1300 witchcraft is a real thing and has been around for 100's of years.

[@isaiahwelch8066]

The eye-patches of pirates? Actually proven to be something different: Wearing the eye-patch does two things: 1) During the day, keeps you from being blinded by the reflection off of the water. 2) During dusk hours, you have an easier transition to night vision -- which is the same reason US Special Forces operators don't do anything in the hour preceeding dark, and an hour after darkness falls.

[@Ye_old_sunworshipper]

Witches have been around a lot longer than the Salem witch trials.

[@tavrosnitram1529]

Wyatt B H very true, but regardless, witches back then and today still looked like everyone else

[@aabigailcooper]

Wyatt B H but didn’t the trials really begin the time of witches being popularized and well-know

[@Ye_old_sunworshipper]

@@aabigailcooper perhaps; however, witches or witchcraft have very large parts in both Old Norse and Celtic mythology.

[@lucymaerob]

Not to mention they are actual people even today

[@aabigailcooper]

Wyatt B H even then, they dressed similar to everyone at that time. it’s just like today. one of my long time friends is a witch and she follows trends and everything. it’s funny how things are

[@terryalbano5195]

The sims medieval soundtrack?? 🤣

[@CoffeeFruits-World]

Glad to know I wasn't the only one!

[@violettshy]

That explains why it sounds so familiar...

[@KulcsarKori99]

Yeess haha

[@amalthea25]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@siomaihappy]

Finally found this comment! 😂

[@aubrianna8881]

"hemlines were NOT this short".... yeah and animals don't wear lingerie either. it's a costume lol

[@sadem1045]

For shame, Titania. You did not get the point clearly.

[@isabelladumitrescu2543]

aubrianna preach

[@sabr4174]

aubrianna That wasn’t the point of the video, but go off I guess

[@pilzening2810]

A costume that is supposed to portray a noble lady, which it absolutely failed at.

[@greypendragon3013]

Lingerie shouldn't be a costume but go off

[@aspektx]

"Historically inaccurate," from the people who brought you Ancient Aliens.

[@GoEvenHarder]

So how you gonna spoil teenage Halloween parties? History Channel: Yes.

[@snippersnapper9384]

Yes what?

[@hufflepuffler2575]

@@snippersnapper9384 they meant that they can spoil halloween parties without even thinking

[@GenetMJF]

@@snippersnapper9384 how the f will this spoil anything?

[@jamesbizs]

This wasn’t a yes or no question. So, yes what?

[@Karma-hv8yi]

@@GenetMJF It takes the fun out of the teenagers wearing incredibly inaccurate and mostly inappropriate costumes, like many showcased in this video.

[@Vexlulz]

Witch hats didn't originate from kids books lol. There's literally a wiki article about it it's not even hard to research. The most popular theory is that before women were allowed to work, they'd brew and sell beer (which is where the cauldron thing comes from). The hat was used as an identifier, because ofc they couldn't advertise their illegal business.

[@sweatyskeleton7390]

Weren’t brooms hung above doors as like a sign of something?

[@Vexlulz]

@@sweatyskeleton7390 yeah, the broom was the thing they used to stir the beer and as you say, it was hung above the door basically to advertise. Also your username is horrible I love it

[@bluehornet197]

Yes because everything on wiki is true and can't be edited to suit someones wants XD my mate wrote on Wiki that teenage boys were caught smoking pot in McCabe park here in the Illawarra also beer was never outlawed in Europe you REALLY need to do your research

[@Vexlulz]

@@bluehornet197 who's even talking about Wikipedia my dude. This is not information I picked up there

[@bluehornet197]

@@Vexlulz you did... In your first ever comment? I do believe it says "there's literally a WIKI article about it" did you not say that? You LITERALLY brought up Wikipedia and now your telling me you never mentioned it?

[@AdrianaVelazquez]

Was the incorrect noble woman really supposed to replicate a dress from the 18th century? Personally, I found it looked closer to a mock version of a dress from the 15th or 16th century, which is unfortunate because I would have loved to see their take on an "accurate" Tudor era outfit.

[@Angryginger2421]

Agreed

[@miapendragon5931]

That's what I thought at first too, though at first glance I thought it was a shoddy attempt at some sort of medieval noblewoman!

[@oliveranderson7264]

The correct version looked wrong as well. The wig looks completely innacurate. Women didn’t even wear wigs for most of the 18th century lol

[@Andromeda-mz1qk]

Unrelated but nice profile picture

[@ella17734]

🤣 There's really no one way a witch dresses....🤣

[@abbiejohnson5220]

We all dress differently lol

[@NeoDemocedes]

What about historically accurate alien 👽 costumes?

[@akemiasahina4555]

Just dress up like a human and say you’re in disguise. A real alien would be in disguise anyways. After that just get some techno gadgets and hide them but pull them out from time to time like if you need to contact your ship and inform them of something or record something you observed a human doing that an alien might find odd and necessary to record to better understand human behavior.

[@brandyadams8436]

That’s the most important question here!!

[@ILuvWesker]

Aliens dont usually wear clothes

[@Rightinfrontofmydietdoctorkelp]

@@ILuvWesker How do you know? Ever see one? Didn't think so.

[@dangertacco294]

What if _we're_ the aliens? *_Shane Dawson has entered the chat_*

[@josephdonlon3019]

I think the witch thing didn't need to be added to this. Also that looked more like Viking everyday wear, not armor. The horned helmet statment made it seem like you were going to show Viking armor costumes

[@bittersweetti3351]

Joseph Donlon women wouldn’t go to battle excluding rare occurrences.

[@lexiright5609]

@@bittersweetti3351 Excuse me? half of viking pillager's and raisers as well as battlers were female. Dont take today's gender standards and try to apply them to a different time. Women were usually treated as equals to men

[@lexiright5609]

Why wouldn't the witch be added? It's an inaccurate costume

[@bittersweetti3351]

Lexi Right not in all societies and I wasn’t applying today’s standards. What you’re saying is out of context, I never mentioned amutjing to do with todays standards. I’m not an expert in the field of Vikings but women weren’t treated equally in the time period of Vikings, so I thought about that. I haven’t studied Viking history but i have worked on medieval history I’m sorry to have offended you in any way.

[@lexiright5609]

@@bittersweetti3351 The video says "viking respected their women", You haven't offended me, I don't take your incorrect information personally. medieval history is vastly different to viking history, you cant even begin to compare them. Battlefields have been found of vikings and 50% of skeletons were female. If you're going to claim you know nothing then don't try to argue with someone over something they know about.

[@Cupcake_Royale]

I actually prefer the accurate version, then the modern version.

[@MeekaChannel]

A KZbinr Commenting On videos same

[@sydneybrooks6038]

Me too

[@DonVigaDeFierro]

You're not like other girls, yeah, we get it..

[@Cupcake_Royale]

@@DonVigaDeFierro wait what

[@sydneybrooks6038]

@@DonVigaDeFierro O O F

[@devslashuser2884]

I can't believe they were like "this witch costume is inaccurate" and then show the 'accurate' witch from the Salem witch trials as if they were actual witches lol

[@letsson3818]

abigail williams be like:

[@victante]

You missed the point entirely. The accurate witch is supposed to look like a normal person of that day, bc that's what they were!

[@haxosop7648]

That’s what women accused of being witches wore back in the day?

[@Tekrothebountyhunter]

HA! "Historically Inaccurate Costumes" from the people who brought us Ancient Aliens.

[@bluehornet197]

And what's wrong with that? If you dont believe in aliens then thats your business History channel looked at the facts they found that couldn't be explained 100% through our conventional theories without huge holes in those theories if you want to believe the History channel has lost credibility because they presented a 'theory' then you should disregard all scientific theories such as evolution

[@praetorkambu]

@@bluehornet197 Disregard the THEORY of evolution? Yes.

[@zenhorizon3095]

@@bluehornet197 or pig?

[@bluehornet197]

@@praetorkambu evolution is scientific fact look at the evolution of the whale for just one prime example of evolution

[@praetorkambu]

@@bluehornet197 How does one stay alive long enough to witness evolution in progress?

[@manuela_esse]

Actually, unless it was a court dress (and the one in the video wasn't one), gowns in the 18th century didn't have back lace closing but were open on the front. The reversed triangle on the front was the stomacher and closed the gap. So not just the Halloween costume is wrong but also the "correct" one

[@rachelarruda1475]

Manuela Esse THANK YOU! also, it looks like they used a corset for that one when the appropriate foundation garment would have been a pair of stays but 🤷🏻‍♀️ oh well who needs accuracy anyway

[@user-j_6]

It was more comen to were hair pices and hair powder than to were wigs, that is more a stereotype

[@miapendragon5931]

let's not expect the History Channel to know anything about, I don't know, *history*... I noticed they used the same awful corset for both the Salem witch and the French noblewoman ughh

[@eahklx1008]

THANK YOU OMG yeah only court gowns closed at the back

[@skolas-aditya]

YES. I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed! I died inside a bit when I saw that back lacing...

[@uni-c7l]

Although it was obvious, i learned quite a bit from this video! It's really Informative when you think about it!

[@glamkey5831]

Just like getting tetanus! Now you know not to play with rusty knives anymore. Go figure how it almost feels like you could have learned that lesson in a better more constructive way.

[@madestmadhatter]

Me before the pirate: "this is going to be insufferable isn't it." Me after the pirate: "oh that's not too bad, actually kinda fun" Immediately after that: " oh god I was right from the start this is insufferable!"

[@spectralballadeer1255]

I wish they had included flapper costumes from the 20s because those are ALWAYS inaccurate. Flapper dresses were not that short and were to the knee

[@rorydufour6498]

this is just throwing all my historically inaccurate halloween costume ideas out the window

[@lug1788]

It's April

[@rorydufour6498]

I know @@lug1788

[@jeremywoods770]

"Historically accurate costumes? this should be fun" History channel: witches Yeah. This is why i stopped taking you seriously.

[@reneedooma]

Sometimes Vikings wore horned helmets. Priests wore them sometimes. Also, the pointed women’s hat was worn on nobility. They just gave witches a black version.

[@jgw5491]

Yeah, pointed hats (hennins) were worn by noble women in the fifteenth century with veils. They weren't worn in the seventeenth century. If you want to see a really accurate depiction of what a colonial American witch would wear, check out the movie "The Witch" from 2015 or at least check out the trailers on IMDb. The costumes were hand woven and hand sewn- incredible! And could you give a citation on Viking horn helmets? Thanks.

[@kibbesnbits8650]

Mind if I ask then what were the horned hats were for? Were they for ceremonial reasons?

[@hospitaldoll6588]

KibbesNBits they had horned helmets to resemble a fierce warrior. Except they didn’t wear it all the time so it’s kinda overrated

[@toucansamhasabignose8621]

Woman: *blinks* Everyone: WITCH! Man: *summons demon* Everyone:Eh, its probably nothing

[@danielvillalpando2819]

lol it's kinda ironic that the "history" channel calls something inaccurate when all their shows are historically inaccurate.

[@patrickracer43]

Nobody: Not a soul: KZbin's algorithm: "watch this video about Halloween costumes even though it's Christmas"

[@york1181]

The titles a bit rich, coming from a channel that wouldn't know history if it bit them. "Women pirates wouldn't flaunt their femininity" - ever heard of Anne Bonny?

[@theflerffyburr7919]

Anne bonney was a captain and still wore relatively the same thing. Pirates wore what was necessary because fancy clothes were expensive, you cant really go into town anymore after you get Anne Bonneys level of infamy and bounty, and salt water wrecks fabrics and soft metals.

[@madmalkavian3857]

@@theflerffyburr7919 well they did steal a lot of fancy clothes. Keep in mind that the image we have of pirates comes from when they came on land after they stole things. So naturally they'd dress like nobles by dressing as tacky and garishly as possible.

[@york1181]

@@theflerffyburr7919 You're missing the point. Anne very often appeared bare-breasted, particularly in a fight to shock the enemy.

[@aconfusedbuzzard526]

I think by "flaunting their feminity" they mean tight-fitting clothes, short skirts, and smaller, feminine weapons. Even if they did steal Noble clothes, those clothes would be just as, if not MORE covering than the traditional (accurate) pirate outfit. Also, just a joke, but I'd be a little surprised too if a man ripped off their pants mid-fight to "flaunt their masculinity" 😂

[@pisces2569]

2nd Das Reich I'm pretty sure Anne was the exception and not the rule

[@idolcomplexxx875]

Ok but the classic witch hat WAS worn, I believe, just not by "witches" but rather female beer brewers.

[@mariamatedei]

I was so disappointed they only talked about pilgrims and American witch trials :/

[@alexanderchristopher6237]

@@mariamatedei Halloween's most popular in the States, so of course they'll talk about American witches and the Salem witch trial. Also, they weren't as many European witch stories that reached popular status nor as much impact as the Salem witch trial.

[@alyssadyer4096]

@@alexanderchristopher6237 Yeah but Halloween has spread to other places outside of America. And they may not be as popularized but witch stories exist outside of the pilgrims. Like the caribbean has a lot of stories, but I wouldn't expect the history channel to acknowledge that.

[@perionan7281]

Yes. Thank you. The classic image of a witch comes from brewsters. Right down to the broom and the cat. If they were gonna talk about it at all they should have mentioned that.

[@shrek._.175]

They’re not supposed to be historically accurate... they’re costumes.

[@beetlejellies]

Shrek ._.1 Today on History Channel- Historically Accurate Cat Costume

[@seankauder9721]

History Channel: "That's not historically accurate" Also History Channel: "As many ancient-alien theorists believe..."

[@vault-tec8601]

Inaccurate, You guys didn’t use white lead on your face. I’m disappointed.

[@plusxz821]

Ugh i hate p o s s e r s