HISTORY BONER - Demo Disk Gameplay

Recently, scholars have found a trove of ancient Roman texts. Amongst the documents is one item of particular note: a chronicling of STDs known to the ancients. Below is a brief translated selection.
When engaging in relations of a sexual nature with a consort of any type, citizens must know of diseases venereal which may result of that congress. Insomuch as it is my duty as a scholar, I, Glavius Scipianus Portus, have taken it upon myself to seduce as many women as I possibly can or, barring that, engage the service of prostitutes, to research all illnesses of the genitals. Herein lies the results of those studies.
The African Pox: a gentle swelling of the testes
Pompeii's Eruption: yellow to red penile discharge
Fish Skin: a flaky, dry rash, appearing in the size of a sesterce
The German Pox: female only; cracked nipples and bleeding of the breasts
Emperor's Bane: weeping sores
Jupiter's Flank: an affliction of the foreskin
The Gallic Pox: contracted from whores of Gaul; white pustules about the groin
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[@RoyalDevin]

The lack of flash games and rule 34 displeases me. I have been agitated.

[@marnixmaximus3053]

+Devin T. MEMES LOL

[@full_nrs]

+Devin T. dont mind rule 34 but flashgames bored the hell out of me!

[@jakemartin5637]

Perhaps

[@UndeadSoldier103]

I was disappointed with the lack of weekend at Bernies rule 34

[@ContainsAthroughZ]

Found the one dislike

[@Robbaz]

I didn't know what riff, so had to look it up. Why can't google translate also come with a dictionary? Boom, two birds in one stone.

[@okaycool5991]

Perhaps.

[@WestW7]

+Robbaz haha i like when you comment on videos from Funhaus.

[@dragorific]

+Reaper_ Ronin What's this new perhaps thing. Please explain.

[@WestW7]

+Dragorific a stupid trend kids are trying to start like the retarded hiss hiss before but no one cared about.

[@dragorific]

Ah, I see, thanks. The only trend I wanna see is; /\

[@Roguchii]

They actually did this Arizona Circle Sketch where they did Weekend at Bernie's where they murdered Bernie.

[@Cruxize]

Those Crazy Bastards Did it ...

[@ala4sox02]

It should be "Weekend with Burnie" where Burnie just murders everybody and goes on pretending everyone is still alive.

[@jakemartin5637]

Perhaps

[@MrInternetMan]

And then they all go vote for Bernie Sanders.

[@FadedPriest]

+Vincent Lachance While Hillary looks on critically...the beach scene would be awkward.

[@MCA5EY]

+ala4sox02 that should be part 2.. part 1 Burnie is dead so it doesn't make any sense at all why he would be alive in part 2

[@TroyTheTory]

Best way to start your morning is with Funhaus.

[@jakemartin5637]

Perhaps

[@abdullrahmanjanahi1528]

+Jake Martin lol it In every comment

[@dedpxl]

if by morning you mean midnight then I agree. (these videos come at midnight for Australians like me)

[@littlebooklight5762]

+Troys R Us and a big shot of Unicum to go with it

[@TroyTheTory]

emy I couldn't agree with you more.

[@MrJellyton]

Congratulations on making the weekend at burnie's sketch a reality.

[@roylee6466]

How many scrobblers does Bernie have?

[@jakemartin5637]

Perhaps

[@caseypierce2724]

All of em

[@HashbrownNav]

+Jake Martin GMM?

[@Sonicfalcon16]

wow no one can spell his name right

[@Berrineso]

More than Grim Faeries. That's for sure.

[@barath14]

you guys notice that adam had on the same shirt in the flash back to

[@jakemartin5637]

Perhaps

[@VidmanBarca89]

they only have so many shirts.

[@rpandya97]

This video is mentioned on Weekend at Burnie's II's Wikipedia page under "In Pop Culture."

[@Sensanty]

Man Rise of Nations is an amazing game

[@jakemartin5637]

Perhaps

[@nam3p3nding]

it's a rip-off of Age of Empires.

[@Payuka23]

+Nam3p3nding It's better than Age of Empires.

[@mas_3330]

+Lucas Palhuca Lies

[@MitchTitan]

+Sensanty I'm so happy they played it! Hopefully they play Rise of Legends in the future. That's one of my favorite RTS games ever.

[@p-rick_bojanglez2425]

Adam's shirt probably remembers playing Daikatana..

[@Jp007]

The mic sounds kind of weird in this one. Anyone else notice this?

[@Solinvic]

its a little annoying. i also notice it

[@Tenacious54X]

there was jizz on the tip of the microphone from all the p0rn

[@jakemartin5637]

Perhaps

[@ekoz]

it sounds like they're using a noise gate for the first time, they probably set the threshold too high by accident

[@Jp007]

***** Exactly.

[@CatalystEXE]

I need to see more of John Breed and his pirate father

[@lilfett1783]

Perhaps

[@mundoinvisivelxd1936]

+Agent Washington oh good ..another meme ...great

[@michaelstein7510]

+CatalystEXE Breed is the unofficial sequel to Kreed. Breed is John Kreed's grandson, and he must continue the legacy of space piracy his grandfather established.

[@shahkhan6102]

@ +Michael Stein

[@shahkhan6102]

@ +Michael Stein

[@JamesRJKR]

0:21 Adam just dodged death

[@christymorrigan8080]

Underrated comment! Love it!

[@axell470]

how is james so knowledgable about random topics

[@nameofallnames7193]

i love the new style of editing, with the quick face zooms and snappy gags, im in tears the entire video

[@creamwarrior]

this episode truly was... a Weekend at Bernie's (1989).

[@ivancampos4285]

Perhaps

[@theOSMaxwell]

Most of the times, I'm feeling bad and down having issues... But there's something about Funhaus that makes me smile.

[@Qhaz]

i love that they're still using the stupid ass cereal mouse cursor

[@ljwgarvey]

Thanks James for talking about one of my all time favourite films Weekend at bernie's 2, that film is just brilliant, never before or since has a relatively family friendly film contained so much corpse desecration! it's a true classic.THE POWER OF THE VOODOO!

[@CryoletBros]

Only two things are certain in life: death and taxacon.

[@CryoletBros]

Furthermore, no taxacon without representacon!

[@ranchurdhimster4955]

Yeah!

[@somedudeontheweb8773]

Honestly Funhaus has some of the best editing out of all the channels I watch. Kudos to your editors for being so damn good

[@DapperDanLovesYou]

We gotta get a breed gameplay series

[@DapremiumBearZ]

perhaps

[@DeLaRosa619]

So glad I found your guys new channel finally haha I know way later but made up for it by watching almost all of dude soup , open haus and demo disk you guys rock keepa postin I'll keepa watchin

[@Spectral352]

11:24 He never looked happier.

[@MIC2077]

Can i Get a "Ding" Sound effect for that?

[@Ermor666]

Elyse is so considerate when breaking the disc.

[@balthazarstooge9832]

Pure, unfettered awesomeness at 7:05

[@MrSkateIDK]

Love when funhaus uploads in the morning. I get out of work at 9am and like to enjoy my breakfast to some demo disk.

[@gd_xl]

I bet spoole edited this vid because he always forgets the intro :( rip

[@GabrielHastings]

Two steps called, they want their licensing fee. Good pick.

[@CrapAt0ItsBest]

I've always been turned on by the idea of cleopatra

[@jakemartin5637]

Perhaps

[@AstralComposition]

same

[@al112v4]

You mean Monica Bellucci? Who doesn't.

[@corporalcallosum2222]

+al112v5 Monica Belluci will always be 10/10, and I'm pretty sure she's like 50 aha

[@freXampl]

I don't know why exactly but I always find myself coming back for this video.

[@GamingTaylor]

Rise of nations is a great game

[@TankaTito]

absolutely love the way yall edit these. especially that ending.

[@bageldrone]

so which one of them is the corpse?

[@jakemartin5637]

Perhaps

[@TheOdd]

All of them, Joel is puppeteering them.

[@JL-jo5fs]

Im laughing to tears over "Douches" dolls! xD I wonder if they're all descendants of Volkor, from the Jerseytribe

[@ashron4472]

OMG, they were playing Rise of the nation, which is the first strategy games i played, it was really fun with different nations/tech/ etc

[@jakemartin5637]

Perhaps

[@ashron4472]

it's better than age of empires, which you can advance our age over IV, the max is VIII which is already with full technology like this year. you should try it if you have time and you like strategy games :)

[@RJM639]

Every time I see those Coco Pops cursors my life becomes substantially more joyful.

[@MisterPotatoBag]

why there is some dude that comments on comments and says "Perhaps" ???

[@Alexander-tc2uv]

Perhaps

[@THEDUDE2464PSNID]

+Alexander Linder Perhaps it's because... perhaps?

[@danielolivierpepin]

+MisterPotatoBag perhaps

[@tommoffitt9070]

+MisterPotatoBag Probably dumb kids trying to think of something annoying to repeat that they think will be oh so funny.

[@ivancampos4285]

+Tom Moffitt perhaps

[@CSLWoodward]

I've recently subscribed to you guys and I'm glad I did. I only knew you guys from Creepy Text Theatre and The Know but I'm lad I checked your channel out. It provides me with some quality laughs, so thank you all the way from Australia. :)

[@MIC2077]

No, Thank YOU!!!! for subbing

[@zaterrasaurian6068]

Guys I'm having pizza for breakfast. I think I've found what life is all about.

[@kennybeyer1460]

Perhaps

[@legomaker10]

+Zaterra Saurian what about a ice cream pizza sandwich? huh?

[@legomaker10]

IrritatedGamer yes...yes it does

[@ianmcmahon1028]

I love waking up in the morning the morning knowing there's a demo disk to watch.

[@ACViper]

Why wasn't Lawrence doing work?! He was playing GTA 5. STOP Slacking or I will do something about it and.... unsubscribe....... JK I won't, I don't have the balls to do it ;(

[@jakemartin5637]

Perhaps

[@benram97]

+Jake Martin perhaps

[@Lambda_Ovine]

+ACViper He's probably testing a map for the next GTA video.

[@TheGroucho66]

+ACViper I tried winking and pulling a sad face at the same time after reading your comment. It was not successful.

[@JaYxNuT]

Demo Disk is where i go to laugh, never fails, some episodes are even repeatable for extra laughs. Like how the captions actually said "making fun of the deaf."

[@KAPTAINmORGANnWo4eva]

Must resist urge to mouth off about Egyptian/Classical history trivia nobody cares about.

[@MIC2077]

Cleo...wasn't....guhhh....

[@gregschinella]

perhaps

[@Goraka91]

AND WHAT ABOUT ALL THE INCEST?

[@TheBoxy27214]

Congrats on 100 Steam Roulette/Demo Disk/Wheelhaus videos!

[@Human_Kebab]

Just some constructive criticism, this video and a lot of Demo Discs in general could probably have been cut down by about 2 minutes. And please stop playing RTS's for the love of God, they're hard to watch. Finally, as stupid as it sounds, the r34 flash games you usually play make the videos a lot funnier. Thank you

[@jakemartin5637]

Perhaps

[@dedpxl]

yeah I agree.

[@MrInternetMan]

No.

[@al112v4]

Thanks for your irrelevant opinion.

[@Human_Kebab]

al112v5 not really irrelevant, they actually read the comments and base their videos on viewer feedback (views, likes, comments) But don't let me stop you from projecting, keep being the intelligent, superior edgy teen that you are

[@PolykillPodcast]

"You wanna talk about Weekend at Burnies some more?" -- oh, Larr

[@AnthonyCram]

What the HECK do those 2 behind them do all day?

[@NewAgeComix]

"She was the leader of one of the most powerful countries in history" ...so was Margaret Thatcher

[@brandonstokes5082]

You guys finally made the weekend at Burnies sketch! So many years later😂

[@GHETOyeti]

Phenomenal description by Joel this week

[@mickeyconrad8284]

I'm convinced Adam owns 2 shirts and Bruce owns 2 pairs of shorts

[@VRRouge]

Seeing Lawrence play GTA 5 in the background, gotta love gaming journalism.

[@maxhydekyle2425]

May have taken three years, but James got his Weekend at Burnies sketch through

[@squedex3164]

When Adam cams in as a Tribal Chief, I almost pissed myself.

[@Sincroix]

The look James gave Weekend at bernies @ 11:26 is a look Elyse longs for.

[@JellyoooDonut3]

I like the way the disk's always seem to fly at Adam ,it just flew over his head with out him noticing. 0:22

[@ScreamingBlood88]

They missed a perfect "Sniped ya!" moment cue.

[@melvinayala7418]

Little did funhaus know, James pitch will become reality.

[@GGYGGUGG]

James' random antics always has me in hysterics. Kudos to you my friend 😂

[@LoonyWriter]

3:10 I really want to see this! The Funhaus guys should be the one's to do it! It'd be hilarious!

[@ChrisPerrault]

Everyone talking about this video being early every week, but in reality it comes out at around the same time every week (for me, 8:00 am central). This is how I start my Monday mornings off; with a huge cup of coffee and some Demo Disk.

[@spaceman_01]

That description is absolutely disgusting. I LOVE IT!!!

[@rrobespierre]

I feel like this video was a -subtle- advertisement campaign for weekend at bernie's

[@123455thatguy]

Please Bruce... Sing! We need to hear your lyrical genius again :'(

[@AtamDardon]

This is the best demo disk in a while, at least in my opinion. I loved the references, especially the constant weekend at bernies stuff lol.

[@manvelmkhitaryan]

James is like an encyclopedia for useless references. I wish I had that talent

[@saratomu1]

I mostly watch these just to laugh at your guys' jokes. Your stupid jokes make me laugh. A lot.

[@TheOdd]

I'm still waiting for a disc shard to take out the webcam one of these days.

[@yousefyasser6247]

I like how Lawerence is playing gta 5 in the background instead of working

[@NibiruBorn]

laughed so hard, soda came out of my nose. James said "you're getting shot still though.",but it sounded like he said, "You're getting shot dildo."

[@sesshastings4002]

Bruce is stuck in the 90's (I LOVE YOU BRUCE)

[@FlocksFigs]

I still can't get over Elyse's impression of Bruce

[@perrywolfgang5558]

I really thought Bruce was gunna sing this one :( please Bruce.. sing again.

[@autisticcheesekake1201]

James actually smiling is enough for me

[@MIC2077]

James smiling made me question my sexuallity for him.

[@GreyFox001]

I tried watching weekend at bernies like 2 months ago for old times sake ... the shit you watch as a kid....

[@weebeegoblins5683]

I can't be the only one that is interested in Lawrence's Gameplay.

[@ronanmorrissey1331]

I loved catching the foreshadow to the Arizona Circle episode

[@bathrobegoat5392]

And, three years later, Weekend At Burnie's was born.

[@freddiejimenez]

James looks like he'd be fun to hang out with.

[@anthonytrevino9520]

I was more entertained watching Lawrence play GTA in the background

[@nathanaelhollar1713]

When they put the pirate hat on the Dad dude from Breed with the bad voice acting, I went back to the days of Raven's Cry and the adventure of Captain Kris.

[@ryanmartian2002]

Lawrence is the new Jack with all of his "boos" as of late.

[@xpirate16]

I am disturbed by the lack of Baba Yetu during the blatant Civilization clone

[@drewslattery858]

Adam was wearing the same shirt in that flashback as he was in the real video. What a cutie pie

[@sageemerald7685]

I wonder how the montage of adam getting hit by disc-shrapnel is coming along.

[@DuskSorrow]

I was more interested in the GTA going on in the background thank you Lawrence

[@CXUXS]

Love the updates don't know if everyone will notice the demodisc improvements but it's cool love Lawrence in the back just playing GTA! Haha would be dope if he was streaming n I could play with guys!

[@RomahkiinYoutube]

plaaaaaaay that demoooo uuu oooo this bruuuuce is a disc breakeeeeer !!! im always singing this at the start of a new demo disc !!!

[@MadFroGamer]

That Photoshop of Adam as the Mayor is the best!

[@chaseb5376]

Class got canceled? Perfect timing! Time to sit in the corner snickering like a weirdo.

[@humancrew4503]

We need more Breed gameplay of John Grunt and his Pirate Marine squad.

[@flakes1972]

Every time I see Lawrence's screen... GTA. Burnie, Give that man a raise.

[@theWynn3]

Adam's reading ability continues to drop

[@cuptaincapcake4546]

Ive been waiting years for james to talk about weekend at burnies

[@socramismarcos]

for your videos sometimes the video just restarts randomly but the audio just continues

[@jonbaxter2254]

Demo Disk is the only thing that gets me through Monday's, nay, the week.

[@MIC2077]

The MONTH!!!

[@HKgunner]

After the camera goes off: "Ok now everyone help me pick up the disk pieces so the dog doesn't eat them..."

[@MIC2077]

They have Dan to clean that

[@NonbinaryRobot]

i love how Lawrence is playing gtav in the background.