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History Memes
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[@VaazkLShorts]

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[@OneAndOnlyXander]

Day 17 of asking for object show memes!!!!!!!!

[@wObBlE73]

Hi

[@xyborg3252]

Day 341 of asking for the music used in these videos to be listed in the description

[@GunsAndAmmo3]

At 11:00 that is a meme called loss

[@Beamdude.]

OBJECT SHOW MEMES

[@Jackson-ub1uv]

4:17 This is literally what happens in Twice Upon A Time when the Doctor tells a soldier that, based on his uniform, he's from World War I. You can imagine the soldier's reaction.

[@wObBlE73]

Wheatley pfp

[@Mark73]

What do you mean.... one?

[@108wee]

soldier: “THERES A SEQUAL?!”

[@JJAB91]

Scene: The Doctor(s) and the Great War officer standing in the Tardis Officer: "Is this madness? ...Am I going mad?" Doctor: "Madness? Well, you're an officer from World War 1 at the south pole being pursued by an alien through frozen time. Madness was never this good" Officer: "World War 1?" Doctor: "Judging by the uniform yes" Officer: "Yes but...what do you mean 1?" Doctor: "...Oh sorry, spoilers" ----------------- One of the very few well written moments in Post-David Tennant Doctor Who. Well the Officer's reaction at least, the Doctor's line is pure modern MCU and Forspoken-esque cringe.

[@Jackson-ub1uv]

@@JJAB91 There are _far_ more well-written moments than just that. Bill's discovery of the patients, her escape from the hospital, Mr Razor's true identity, the Doctor's last speech to Missy, and Missy's final end were _all_ brilliantly done, and are all examples that happened within just two episodes. Some other examples include: 1. Matt Smith's "Hello. I'm the Doctor." in The Eleventh Hour. 2. Eleven preparing to mercy-kill the Star Whale. 3. Eleven raging against the Daleks and accidentally falling into their trap. 4. The entirety of Heaven Sent, especially the "breaking the wall" part. 5. Twelve being surprised that the TARDIS is bigger on the inside, which was pure comedy gold. 6. The reveal of the Mondasian Cybermen. 7. The Cyber Foundry scene at the start of The Doctor Falls. 8. The Doctor fighting against an endless horde of Cybermen just to buy time for a group of children. 9. Literally every scene that included Missy. To say that there was nothing of value after David Tenant left is disrespectful to Steven Moffat. Moffat understands the Doctor as a character better than RTD, and it comes across in his writing. Moffat has also put out some of the best episodes of Doctor Who, with episodes like Heaven Sent, World Enough and Time, and The Doctor Falls standing _miles_ above everything else.

[@rubenjr.friolo3287]

"That Germanty one is a lie, and you know it" 💀💀

[@Imdedmate]

Fun fact: he went up against france ,austria and russia at the same time and won.

[@thecursed01]

especially since the one in the picture isn't german, but prussian. the country that made germany bye forcing the other germanic nations into his warmongering evil murder empire. i think the last ones left were württemberg and bavaria, who just wanted to live peaceful and enjoy a good meal. berlin existing is one of the biggest mistakes of history. and today again the arrogant self absorbed greedy berlinians act liek they are born superior to the rest of the country and force their delusions on everyone

[@Lnclt-tc3ln]

So is the RUSSIAN and we know as well

[@penqin9601]

@@Imdedmate fun fact: not true

[@Imdedmate]

@@penqin9601 so you are trying to tell me that it was ,in fact ,not Frederik II. who led Prussia in the seven years war which ended in a defeat for the side made up of France, Austria and Russia(who later on just left the war), thus officially making Prussia an european superpower?

[@_StarlightRose_]

It would take 8,765,333,333,333,334 lemons to completely dissolve the eiffel tower

[@husseinlol]

im going to put 8,765,333,333,333,335 then

[@user-yh1nm1vy3i]

Thank you

[@ghoek1006-lf3xv]

How do you know this?

[@_StarlightRose_]

@@ghoek1006-lf3xv :3

[@_StarlightRose_]

@@ghoek1006-lf3xv a lot of math :3

[@mikethewhizz5085]

2:57 Okay but bread and Circus Chariot racing are just the ancestors of NASCAR and beer

[@jackkemp7256]

This comment should be attached to the meme from now on

[@plasmaxander912]

Beer can be made from bread so unironically kinda true.

[@asmodiusjones9563]

7:13 that area was the most fertile, so the cities were mostly built there, and cities lean more blue.

[@coolestinternetperson]

No it’s the plantations

[@SouthernGothicYT]

@@coolestinternetperson ...guess who owned the plantations?

[@nxyuu]

@@SouthernGothicYT ...guess who worked on the plantations? The counties that voted blue have the highest density of black residents (see Alabama racial/ethnic distribution). After the slaves were freed, not many left the area around the plantations they used to work (which of course existed where they did because of the good quality soil) in part due to the practice of sharecropping and the fact that freed slaves didn't have the financial freedom to move elsewhere

[@elijahherstal776]

It's the N

[@Dingusoh]

0:49 pyramids are often found under large quantities of sand which makes them look like any other sand dune

[@cantin8697]

Yeah, people seem to forget that sand and even dirt naturally gets moved around and ends up covering things after thousands of years.

[@riduckulus1574]

So they ARE hiding, clever bastards

[@BingusShmungus-wv1go]

You what model AirPods you got? Me: leech

[@Attaxalotl]

Almost every single thing I learn about Theodore Roosevelt makes me like him more.

[@RiehlScience]

Like the fact that when he was shot, it didn’t kill him because of the thick stack of papers for a speech in his pocket. He brushed it off and delivered the speech anyway.

[@Bluesonofman]

“There is no room for the hyphenated American. You are Either an American or a traitor.” Teddy

[@danielcrafter9349]

​@@Bluesonofman- that doesn't mean what you think it does

[@Bluesonofman]

@@danielcrafter9349 Yes it does. Just because someone has black skin doesn’t mean they are not Just an American. There is no such thing as an African American, or Asian American or Mexican American. You are just an American. If you identify as anything else you deserve to be sent to wherever you actually identify.

[@Benwut]

Vaazkl understanding the Ea-Nasir joke made my day

[@pacman10182]

worst copper merchant this side of the Tigris

[@darthplagueis13]

It should be noted that the meme on the thumbnail is wrong. These cathedrals were built by trained, professional, well-paid construction workers who most definitely were literate. It takes a lot of calculations to plan a structurally sound cathedral like that.

[@deathwishtommy9773]

Thank you!

[@Francis-qu2iu]

Fair point but it's possible it's satire

[@Asmitha90]

People seam to forget that craftsmanship was insanely high skilled at those times + it was highly self policed by people doing the actual craft. It wasnt like in current day and age when an fucktard can work in skilled labour

[@burghleyimeanberdly6513]

Maybe they were designed by professionals and built by illiterate peasants?

[@highlorddarkstar]

It is important to note that, when these cathedrals were built, illiteracy meant you didn’t read Latin. And stonemasons could do incredible work with geometry and a straightedge.

[@Plumaged314]

11:01 damn I'm at a LOSS here

[@ico1]

A Neolithic Shitpost

[@user-op5gr7vr7e]

people really have lost their sense of humor

[@SaiyanGamer95]

About the last one, Amerigo was the one who pointed that the New World was not Asia, but a previously unknown continent. Cartography Martin Waldseemuller recognized his accomplishment and used the Latinized form of Amerigo "America" in honor of him.

[@bigchungusdriplord2301]

4:30 The way you said Agincourt was foul lmfaoo

[@jeremypreston5009]

Thing about nuclear explosions.... There's actually quite a large area around the blast where being clothed and wearing a brimmed hat would help. Blast and heat have a further range than ionizing radiation.... So if you're far enough away that the heat and blast wouldn't kill you outright, your biggest danger is collapsing structures, burns, and flash burns.... So blocking the light from your skin will absolutely help prevent serious burns to your skin from the intense light, and could help prevent flash blindness. And as for radioactive fallout, most bombs over population centers would be set to airburst, which essentially dramatically reduces the risk of concentrated fallout. You've got to be within a couple miles of the blast to have essentially no chance of surviving, but there's many miles more of radius where you'll receive varying levels of injuries, and things like taking cover and not having skin exposed to the blast can help reduce those injuries. And with bigger bombs if you're close enough for the radiation to kill you, you're close enough that the heat and blast is far more likely to kill you

[@Sparkie904]

12:19 he needs to do it like 14 more times for it to be historically accurate.

[@Halllooo-0]

10:57 I thonk it is a meme where in the last picture the Person on the botom Has died Edit: it's a 4 panel meme in a hospital

[@ashen_halo6219]

fukin loss

[@Hershewed]

0:22 why does this feel like people forget that 80 and 90, even 100 year old people exist?

[@artofthepossible7329]

It is one thing to take a look back and remember (if that person is capable of it) how far people have come, it is another thing go be slapped with the reality of the future (observe the many sci-fi fictions that tried to predict what technology would be like in the future and didn't hit the mark).

[@SouthernGothicYT]

11:19 "they beat Jesus with that" has no right to be so funny lmfao

[@shiveshchoudhary]

4:46 lil bro really said "🕺"

[@vismaykedilaya1318]

15:47 now THIS is podracing!

[@otaking3582]

5:45 That's literally a hobo bindle.

[@soffren]

The fact that no one in your life trusts their Dad like that says a lot more about the people in your life than it does about your godmother.

[@Kona____]

These memes will go down in history

[@justa.stickman]

that's clever

[@Lidcats]

Badumtss

[@sungi7814]

Cathedrals haven't been built by peasants but by skilled workers.

[@HazmatBros.]

this video brought me an immense amount of joy while I ate some very tasty food, thanks for another great video :)

[@dr.virus1295]

5:07 - wow, just... wow, that really shows how far we've come.

[@ejlyt9148]

11:03 oh I remember learning about that axe a while back The heart is actually meant to be a boars eye

[@WildIlic]

Bro i've watched you so much that i hear your voice when im reading stuff on social media😂

[@galaxycraft0075]

We all know that Carolus Rex is a more famous Swedish ruler.

[@octaviusmorlock]

That map of "The most famous rulers of Europe" is a croc.

[@YourLocalTransSolangleoTherian]

4:26 As a greek mythology addict Yes yes AND THEN ALONG CAME ZEUS

[@thecursed01]

double meaning on the "came"

[@roringusanda2837]

12:35 😮"A FESTIVUS FOR THE REST OF US!!"

[@imalwaysmelancholy]

My history teacher would love this

[@Diriector_Doc]

12:30 I've seen my meme in multiple compilations across KZbin, and I am delighted every time :)

[@nikolajsteffensen6578]

fun addition to the thing with the two ships, that in 2022, 60 years after the first meeting, the US Carrier George Bush encountered the Amerigo and of course asked who you are. the Amerigo Vespucci answered. and then the americans responded "Amerigo Vespucci. You are still the most beautiful ship in the world."

[@GleePotter8468]

7:45 if only 😭😭

[@jimc.goodfellas226]

"tips fedora at the explosion"

[@hwebsite4720]

9:44 i own the same bible and its honestly one of my favourite

[@i-kun_yeetpain]

15:46 that Hungarian fire-fighting tank is beautiful.

[@escaped_cephalopod]

Why are the increasingly fancy ways of saying “at it again” so funny

[@zulek3120]

3:37 in my city in Poland we also have a church built without nails

[@TheDudeWithTheToes]

10:54 No no no no no no no no no no … I can’t escape it

[@xislomega242]

7:37 omg the ancient people were just like us!

[@GrimeyCreep]

11:01 That's absolutely vile. Every time I see it, it hurts.

[@mihaleben6051]

10:55 keep on generating prime numbers! We almost got his addres 24901.

[@im_a_tide_pod]

Either this is a compilation or the music is back to normal

[@karawicks2222]

Please do a failed tatoo video, it is one of the funnyest subjects ever.

[@gabrieladerre2862]

2:26 How fid I soend that many hours in Catechism Classes, and not even hear a passing mention of the "Dead Pope Hammer?" I have to go look this up. 😂

[@cacao_0000]

6:58 Is it bad that when I heard this quote I immediately went "AARON BURR!"

[@Karak-_-]

Cesar died alone, they left him to bleed out.

[@cjmarion6350]

i have been trying to get people to understand the concept and importance of takanakuy for years without even knowing the tradition existed, now i finally have a term to use when talking about it haha

[@mihaleben6051]

0:03 yeah thats george washington looking french.

[@cantin8697]

7:28 "The" slaps hardest absolute fire 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥

[@chicapizza29]

4:04 They'd fine you for anything

[@GunsAndAmmo3]

Nice video Johnathan VaazKL

[@im_turtel]

The one about Rome is true

[@Rubenz343]

9:26 the original "fuck around and find out"

[@giomander40k]

The one from the first meme about italy is completely inaccettabile where is our main bald man

[@Betty_Boop87]

Fe they really chose all the wrong people like where is Stalin, Lenin, Hitler, Mussolini, and etc

[@user-sr7jg1pl4y]

Coat of arms cat was hilariously accurate 😂😂😂

[@person2834]

9:45 My parents bought me that manga book a few months ago and I recommend it to you guys, it's really entertaining to read!!

[@mihaleben6051]

1:38 *points to particle accelerator* *the cern people beat me up (they also win a nobel prize for it)*

[@Sl0thESP]

10:58 is just loss...

[@GazilionPT]

7:15 Cretaceous Period's seashore vs Alabama voting pattern. The old seashore corresponds to the most fertile land in Alabama. That land was most heavily explored for cotton plantation. That means that area was the one with the highest concentration of enslaved people. Their descendents disproportionally voted Democrat, while Southern whites disproportionally voted Republican.

[@PancakePickguard]

Music memes would be rather positive

[@Abravewhiz]

2:09 because they didn’t Have them back at their place cus they were rare back then

[@user-lt1zv6jf8n]

E is the most funny letter

[@user-yh1nm1vy3i]

I like S

[@swisscheese6664]

Actually it’s a number

[@zacharysmith285]

aGincourt was crazy

[@Sugar.glass_4ever]

1:16 as a mexican, they actually teach us about Pedro Lascuráin in like 5th or 6th grade

[@mihaleben6051]

1:31 that is an understatement

[@knpark2025]

0:22 "we don't do segregation anymore."

[@CanalTremocos]

2:50 made me laugh out loud.

[@Name-cp7oh]

The manga bible one probably goes hard tho.

[@haraffael7821]

The 1950s dude would be more perplexed by the fact that the Korean war is STILL going

[@gothnerd887]

13:04 my theory is that we'll leave plastic fossils behind instead of the normal rock or opal

[@emka_kami]

I literally have a history exam tomorrow and I got more information from this video than the syllabus xD

[@funkymarco4411]

1:10 Going down the wwII rabbit hole is a mistake, so yeah that reaction is understandable

[@narrowbeatle1176]

14:20 Theodore Roosevelt was an absolute legend of a human being

[@Lightscribe225]

0:25 Yeah if someone from the 50's wrote a sci-fi novel that had smartphones used for frivolous reasons, he'd be laughed out of a job.

[@Mark73]

11:00 I'm really at a loss to figure that one out.

[@ZOMBiFOX13]

16:54 agreed, try them

[@PaGDu333]

4:04 no, that’s his majesty king Rama 9, not sure about the context tho, but likely, his majesty was probably journaling

[@rebeccaconlon9743]

4:30 welsh longbow men could fire an arrow through the armor... they were both accurate and hit hard. They even carried a cudgel for their drawing arm... that meme about only doing a certain self love action with one arm, yeah they looked like that

[@darthplagueis13]

Arrows going through the armour is largely debunked.

[@elijahherstal776]

No, they couldn't. Longbows were fired in large volleys, from a long distance like indirect fire. It wouldn't 'penetrate armor'- however, most infantry didn't wear much in the way of plate armor- mostly hardened leather and quilting, with a few bits of mail around the neck, groin, armpits, etc. if they could afford it.

[@darthplagueis13]

@@elijahherstal776 Mostly quilting without hardened leather. We know leather armour only from a very small selection of sources. It did exist, but the thing is, it wasn't really any better than wearing a gambeson and decidedly worse than wearing a brigandine, which around that time started to become a much more popular and affordable choice and at the same time, large enough pieces of leather that you could actually fashion body armour from them were not cheap in their own right and where a quilted gambeson could just be stitched back together if it got cut up, hardened leather doesn't really repair well. Though it also bears mentioning that the battle of Agincourt is around the time when we see large amounts of professional men-at-arms being hired who would in fact often wear a significant amount of plate - it was expensive, but at the same time, heavily armoured mercenaries could expect high wages and the investment would often earn itself back soon enough. The French frontline at Agincourt did in fact consist of a lot of troops in full or partial plate, though what decided the outcome of the battle was less the actual damage inflicted by English arrows, but more so where they chose to set up and how they played their hand, as well as the rather chaotic and disorganized nature of the French charge.

[@jplifeful]

MAN THE MESSIAH MANGA WAS STRAIGHT FIRE NGL

[@Practitioner_of_Diogenes]

The last meme gets even better when you find out that Amerigo Vespucci not only still exists, but is still used as a training ship, and encountered the USS George H.W. Bush in 2022, who flashed the exact same question and was told the same answer. But the reply the gave back to the Italian training ship was an expansion of the original exchange between USS Independence and Amerigo Vespucci- "Amerigo Vespucci, you are still the most beautiful ship in the world".

[@SwtorSateleShanFan]

1:02 yeah… you can‘t get any more american than that

[@spelcheak]

Pope hammer thing is a myth

[@Pluh6916]

16:29 I think it would be Poland as the childland

[@Frosty-ud7fv]

11:00 im going to cry

[@ButWhyWasTaken]

2:00 LMAO, so true.

[@deadmemes1824]

0:12 In reality you gotta spend the first hour explaining that racism isnt okay or else you're both getting in trouble lol

[@gamingxpolska8045]

11:02 GETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEAD

[@AS-np3yq]

In the "dark ages"

[@TheIntrovertedPikachu]

8:20 I will give you two carrots for it

[@Fruitcupper]

11:19 *Cyberpunkmusic blasts* Cat o nine tails!

[@mrfancypanzer549]

Damn, theese memes are danker than the guadalcanal campaign.

[@thejuan8693]

7:14 seashore lines would be full of dead microorganisms. Which make fertile soil. Which is really good to grow crops. What kind of crops would Alabama be growing that would later impact the voter population. It's cotton. That Cretaceous shoreline lead to fertile soil that grow the best cotton, therefore had the most active cotton plantations, the most slaves, eventually, the most freed slaves, and well there you go.

[@carolinianperson7359]

4:59 Someone please make commentary under this comment of the fight, this has got to be the greatest smack-down England has ever seen in its lands.

[@55alegria]

9:43 I have that exact manga.

[@thecursed01]

2:58 literally where the name gargoyle comes from. gargl gargl