History of the Entire World Hetalia edition

[@kafkas69]

Germany: *exists* Hetalians: we could make a religion out of this

[@xalciaqx9026]

Shine bright like a doitsu

[@chiffocado7783]

"Holy Roman Empire but it's actually Germany don't worry about it" *_I swEAR-_*

[@imacommenter1255]

"Holy Roman Empire but it's actually Germany" I ACCEPT IT AS CANON AND THERES NOTHING ANYONE CAN DO ABOUT IT

[@arthurstable223]

“He’s actually Germany so don’t worry about it” *SOB*

[@varyadinh5101]

*SOB*

[@Shribbuvuv_]

ꜱᴏʙ

[@birdbrain7254]

"it's actually Germany but don't worry about it" *screaming internally*

[@sarahrodriguez1980]

_"it's actually Germany, but don't worry about it."_ I'M WORRIED ABOUT IT

[@somerandomartist5890]

Sarah Rodriguez HRE is Germany confirmed

[@tsubakie1732]

aREN'T WE ALL

[@tinagrech257]

@@somerandomartist5890 so.........gerita is canon.......YAY

[@HexFaustus]

"it's actually Germany but don't worry about it" hoNKS

[@nellie-felix6630]

"Britain and france are having a friendly debate" *shows them choking each other*

[@aifebriyani919]

At least there's no one got burned at stake, it's only choking after all... (sobbing because Jeanne d'Arc and France)

[@reigen_arataka]

It's actually Germany, but don't worry about it, *Italy:* (confused screaming)

[@lavenderotaku2481]

“Germany’s back, starring Hitler: The Angry Moustache model.” XDDD IM SO DEAD. BEST. LINE. EVER. XDD

[@JulyBaby]

"-The Holy Roman Empire! Its acually Germany but don't worry about it..." YAS!

[@yan_n00dles19]

Wait, did he just say Germany is the Holy Roman Empire? *S H O O K*

[@emimimimimimimi]

4:29 HOLY SHIT ITALY OPENED HIS EYES THEY'RE LIKE THE BURNING PITS OF HELL. 2:43 it's actually Germany but don't worry about it. I LIKE THIS GUYS NARRATING VOICE

[@romaunces]

The fact that Russia’s human name is ivan

[@mysticalplatinumespeon3176]

Mochi Oppa yesssssss

[@mytemezcal]

"It's actually Germany but-" GERITAAA

[@chertikinamoto]

Prussia being referred to as a horse nomad makes me laugh.

[@pineapplepizza8639]

The fandom is *still alive*

[@vvv-lp8sz]

*Bill Wurtz is a Hetalian, its bee-n confrimed*

[@keiksycake]

8:15 *shows picture of russia* "Some people have no friends"

[@0101-q5m]

keiko homura :v

[@peridot4962]

No he’s so sweet who would t wanna be friends with him

[@reiayami3609]

If you're watching the news russia has a new friend now . He won't be forever alone :"D

[@keiksycake]

@@reiayami3609 oh? Who? :0

[@reiayami3609]

@@keiksycake it's syria, they have a friendly relationship. russia is helping syria with the war and the Russian language is being teached there and Russian people can be seen around the country ,, and alot of stuff happening till now

[@EarlyOwOwl]

This fits far too well. Bill Wurtz is a Hetalian confirmed.

[@emilyneuman8307]

“Except Turkey! Turkey makes a brand new Turkey!!”

[@sylvermidnight5697]

“What if Russia was big.” said Ivan trying not to be terrible. LOL!

[@callmetavvy]

Little England *its funny because that's his name*

[@sylvermidnight5697]

MiTae I know. It wouldn’t have been so funny if it wasn’t that way. This video killed me though.

[@liliasleftjacketsleeve]

"Ivan wants to make Russia great again" *chokes* what

[@xalciaqx9026]

69 likes

[@anahuizar2909]

Everytime I see the Knights Templar my lifespan increases by one year I am blessed by this sunshine child

[@stepoutskz]

“Spain and Not Spain” my God 😂

[@richan9118]

“-and Japan!” *shows Cuba*

[@richan9118]

Leila Liu guess who’s not gone: CHINA

[@angstyboodle9555]

Who needs history class when you have this. XD.

[@Supermariocrosser]

And Canada isn't seen as usual .

[@mysticalplatinumespeon3176]

Hansheng Zhou he was in it for a second:)

[@sunnyfields1845]

Who?

[@dreamwish286]

“Will you get the hell out of here if I give you 500 elephants?”

[@skyfoxanimations7380]

2:42 It has been confirmed and no one can change my mind anymore 4:26 Please help I'm dying of laughter

[@coalopalatticus6964]

I love how the first half of this vidoe periodicly chacks in on China like hey, it's still there.

[@barelyuseful_bucket9948]

The Roman Empire The HOLY Roman Empire ..It’s actually Germany but don’t worry about that.. Me: UM I AM GOING TO WORRY ABOUT THAT!!! WHAT!!!?!?

[@jimmyoakmeister]

It's a little more complicated than that, given Prussia, Denmark, Saxony, Switzerland, Lichtenstein, and a few other countries that were there between the fall of HRE and the Unification of the Rhine

[@passingextraterrestrial]

jimmyoakmeister it's refering to the majority of the land from the HRE is modern day Germany. By majority I mean that the country that takes the most up of the area.

[@nananananan4289]

"The ocean is full of plastic" I fuCKING SNORTED-

[@uhhhhawahauh7376]

'It's actually Germany' *GERITA CONFIRMED BITCHES* 2:40

[@kittycathy5905]

HRE IS GERMANY CONFERMED

[@kolibrispacestation]

2:45 our mystery is solved!

[@otakugirl3243]

3:18 Me: *falls off of seat* THAT'S MONGOLIA!?!?!?!

[@ButterflyTema]

I like how they didn't even joke about them finding Japan and India just- Cuba

[@fridericusrex7042]

1:04 idk why but I lose my shit at that facial expression

[@timtam.]

The Holy Roman Empire. It's actually Germany, but don't worry about it. **SCREEEEEEEEE** And that, my children, is why Hetafans are alive.

[@okayderp1599]

The Awkwardness of Me YES

[@rip_cantwin]

The Pope is ready to make some more empires. And then we got that picture of Chibi Italy on ...NO!

[@squirrelgadget3498]

And Japan! >shows Cuba

[@luciaeliade2224]

WE NEED AN ANIMATED VERSION OF THIS

[@neptunesmoonss]

“The Holy Roman Empire! He’s actually Germany don’t worry about it.” Oh my g o d.

[@BurntOutAlien]

hrE IS GERMANY *SCREAM*

[@robinchesterfield42]

It is bizzarre, yet inevitable how well this goes together. Also I'm reminded of the Hetalia mod I found for Civilization 4. Mainly because it's as "WHY HASN'T SOMEBODY DONE THIS YET?!" of a combination as this one. And both were pretty funny and done right. :)

[@isabellathedragonslayer398]

"Out here the horse nomads run wild and free and they would like to ransack your city"

[@adyeri9831]

I thought Martin Luther was German, but having him as Switzerland berating North Italy for being too easygoing is freaking hilarious.

[@austriaisgayforhispiano7609]

ITS ACTUALLY GERMANY BUT DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

[@LilacJuvia]

China is just breaking and getting back all the time-

[@YouTubeandI]

_”You could make a religion out of this”_ Umm, we already have, it’s called Doitsuism, look it up sweetheart *but we probably should have been told “No don’t” instead*

[@colourfuldisarray5247]

Charlie Mason lol

[@sweepy6648]

I wish my history classes were like this 👀

[@almondwater635]

It would traumatize mine but it'd be worth it lol

[@denmarkisbabeychangemymind8079]

same

[@corvidcorax]

This is the perfect guide to becoming an historian!

[@linksab9568]

When you realise China is Shrodinger's cat, he is just as dead as he is alive

[@LeftyPencil]

3:32 nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition

[@fionnaandcakecosplay]

2:42 WHOA! CALM DOWN HOLY ROMAN EMPIRE(/Germany)!!!!!!! (also, a little tip for HRE; Italy’s a boy. lol)

[@fionnaandcakecosplay]

EXIT! (Goes in between the Germany in parentheses) YOU’RE LIKE, 4!!!!!!!

[@fionnaandcakecosplay]

*EDIT

[@iDJMIXTRESS]

What if russia got big said Ivan :’)

[@oleander7738]

You can make a religi- no don't

[@Vaehlo]

*C h i n a ' s b a c k , Y A Y*

[@3zethe3zr]

Yay!

[@emileblackwood8338]

2:42 - 2:43 GERITA IS REAL

[@passingextraterrestrial]

Nah, the ocean is full of Spain.

[@meias.]

2:50 The scream fits so well xD 4:32 This fits so well For two reasons : 1) it is just so Like him to say something Like that and 2) his human last Name is "Zwingli". Zwingli pretty much started the reformation in switzerland 4:46 The fact that russias human Name is Ivan xD 5:12 They are choking each Other in a friendly way 8:15 Russia... Has friends....

[@alex-kq6it]

Mama Greece: So you think you can conquer the Byzantine Empire? Ottoman Empire: Yep.

[@I_Just__Silver_I]

,,It's actually Germany, but don't worry about it"

[@brie-b]

THE ANGRY MUSTACHE MODEL

[@shugairen]

"And then discovers the Indies and Japan." MY OTP AAAAAHH please don't kill me for this--

[@costyhetalia]

I love the part when Napoleon says: "MEEEH"

[@simonacalbaza5302]

"it's a bird.it's a plane ist's the seljuk turks." lol :)))))

[@CerebralTombstone]

This is one of my favorite videos on KZbin right now.

[@fionnaandcakecosplay]

4:18 AND JAPAN! (it's actually Cuba but don't worry about it.)

[@stevekujo8716]

I think they put Cuba there cuz the settlers thought it was Japan

[@fionnaandcakecosplay]

@@stevekujo8716 oh

[@somerandomartist5890]

Fionna and Cake Cosplay I laughed harder then I should have

[@alex-kq6it]

I just realised that the guy who originally made this has probably watched Hetalia before. E.g Funny comments like "It's actually Germany but don't worry about it." or "Move over Lithuania, Ivan wants to make Russia great again!"

[@tutszumi]

Ivan the terrible was an actual person.

[@tutszumi]

And the rest is figure of speech

[@alex-kq6it]

@@tutszumi Oh. I didn't know that. Thanks for informing me!

[@tutszumi]

@@alex-kq6it it’s alright! Cool theory though.

[@LeftyPencil]

Same source material lol

[@Banana_bread_Vi]

No one mentioned HRE at 2:42 being Germany? Okay then I'll leave.

[@antares7672]

IKR ANAHDHAJJDOAKA

[@hannahroeder4622]

2:43 I cannot be the only one why completely lost it at this part

[@mapotofu1841]

YOU'RE NOT

[@anniepaul687]

SOMEONE START WRITING MORE FANFICS.

[@emilyjones8422]

Holy rome is actually Germany!!!!! ARE WE IGNORING THIS?!?!?!

[@10karamel37]

Bruh Egypt is there as an Egyptian I can't wait to see oh wait ... it is a side character

[@yeemtrashlorde7529]

This was multiple marks on our history test and is gold quality content

[@trashgoblin115]

4:32 this is the best part of the video

[@user-ty6we2sp2m]

China is still there Still Still is Still Still is Uh... Still

[@emimimimimimimi]

Too bad it might fall apart within 20 years

[@clown1165]

2:42 i fucking knew it

[@HaBeFaStro]

ThankYee for this Timestamp... (ThankYee, It’s actually Danke but don’t worry about it.)

[@jessshu2390]

I could make a huge list of major inaccuracies but hey, I'm just gonna accept that Hetalia is hardly accurate in the first place and this was made for fun. But if anyone asks I'd love to rewatch and point out everything wrong with the vid

[@Justme20092]

I would love to read what you've found, it's been a while since I opened my history book x''DD

[@laawesome9695]

3:34 Hahahhaaha Spain and not Spain

[@douxhana]

_You could make a religion out of this!”_

[@emimimimimimimi]

Heh. Doitsuism rises

[@harrietamidala1691]

You could make a religion out of a lot of things.

[@iDJMIXTRESS]

Hetalia in a nutshell

[@festethephule7553]

iDJMIXTRESS Basically all fandoms in a nutshell tbh. Depending on who you ship with whom, you're in different sects.

[@Watermelon-db1ld]

Ivan wants to make russia great again! So thats why his human name is ivan

[@diaquallo]

I can make a religion out of this

[@sshernandez810]

Dia Quallo nO Don'T

[@diaquallo]

@@sshernandez810 ok

[@PurpleAmharicCoffee]

It is a shame that Ethiopia is missing, but we don't have an official Ethiopia character yet so I can understand why.

[@elementalkat49]

Ethiopia may not have a design, but there are some canon facts about APH Ethiopia. 1) He is male. 2) He gets bullied due to being associated with Italy.

[@ThePipofDespair]

-They never got Thailand.-

[@MusicLover_2732]

I’m honestly just glad Poland was included this time Still no Guatemala though

[@prussiabielschmdt7485]

4:27- 4:28 #Ivan wants to make Russia great again

[@xultra_violetx]

*omg it all makes sense now...*

[@marshmallowmemelord5229]

When you inadvertantly call England plastic

[@emimimimimimimi]

LMAO "Plastic, go back to being plastic. NO ONE EVER LISTENS MY BAD COOKING KILLED THEM" (Based off of Dollhouse by Melanie Martinez"

[@fatima-si5nw]

mEL

[@maryjoyceagsaoaynavarro7989]

the moment when your country is involved or one of the participants in the World War 2 in reality but not in Hetalia...

[@MisaKarin]

ikr

[@antares7672]

what's your country though

[@France_-zh2pc]

I'm thinking..Pilipinas!

[@maryjoyceagsaoaynavarro7989]

Anyway, I come from the Philippines. So, Yeah, I'm a Filipino... Proud to be Pinoy.

[@antares7672]

same and honestly I'm just here waiting for an official Philippines character in Hetalia :/

[@sz8430]

OF THE ROMAN EMPIRE. THE H O LY R O M A N EMP I RE. IT'S. ACTUALLY. GERMANY.,BUT. *DON'T* *WORRY* *ABOUT* *IT*

[@i1s9m9r5]

lmao so good! I love being from Not Spain :')

[@korncobb6826]

I WAS WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO MAKE THIS

[@rod.8162]

I literaly have a world history test and this is what im doing

[@aphcanada]

This is the best thing I've seen of all time

[@kittytroublemaker2283]

We can make a religion outta this!

[@Florupi]

Oh gosh

[@rip_cantwin]

Doitsuism

[@Florupi]

@@rip_cantwin *Y e s*

[@Naharu.]

When your country isn't even mentioned....

[@elenapapazova850]

MermanGirly Thing I feel you man,my country has such a long history but nooo,it's not in the video. (Btw I'm from Bulgaria)

[@ko-ul5pr]

Same here Indonesia boi My country was mentioned in the original video but it was just the guy mispronouncing Majapahit like 3 times and then no more

[@shugairen]

DOLL HOUSE! Heh, same, I got triggered by that part when bill wurtz tried 3 times just to pronounce the Majapahit.

[@ko-ul5pr]

Kiku Hatsune Ikr Is it really that hard to pronounce it?! Or am I just biased...

[@alirakkara6874]

Im pretty sure the majapahit part was just for humor reasons. But he DID say at the end of the video that he tried to include as many bits of history as he can so dont be toooo mad

[@lennykenny7851]

Wtf Napoleon is so pretty

[@uwuowo6733]

2:51 / 2:52 is like my favourite part lmao