History professor recreates famous battles in Totally Accurate Battle Simulator

[@yoinkysploinky5102]

"How could I forget? The Americans had DRAGONS". Best line ever said

[@qulxis3077]

An M4 with a flamethrower slapped to it (M4 Sherman "Crocodile")

[@uuglyguy6761]

Florida man with flamethrower

[@thememeoverlord7583]

Agreed

[@qulxis3077]

@@uuglyguy6761 Crack addict with a bottle of whiskey and a gas stove

[@strikemasterice2004]

Ah yes...Jake Long the American Dragon!

[@spencerhockensmith4523]

“The battle went into extra time, and England lost by penalties” lol legend

[@banzer6656]

I am English

[@0liver243]

the grim reaper ok

[@ethandodd80]

That cut so deep...

[@comradeherman8281]

This is true

[@evangreene133]

What movie did zanny show?

[@CheckyBoi]

I really want you as my history teacher instead. It is such a shame that school doesent teach us these important wars like... Anakin vs a bunch of kids.

[@sepp1874]

Truest thing I’ve seen today

[@gylesangeles6433]

LMAO

[@Azachor]

Moram priznati...upravu si.

[@crispynoodles11293]

couldnt agree more

[@CheckyBoi]

@@Azachor BRATE!! BRIGADIRU MOJ! :D

[@marianah126]

When Zanny goes from WWII to lord of the rings to Anakin vs children Parkour!

[@julianfitter832]

@Alexander Neuman you fucked it up

[@sheev2829]

I love how it went from History to Lord of the Rings to ANAKIN VS THE KIDS

[@dreadknight-zi1gq]

Ofek Siegel to shrek a man of culture indeed

[@uStar_888]

To 2014 World Cup indeed

[@nohonor6271]

Shreeeeeeeek

[@conner3626]

I wish he did the battle 0f geonosis

[@redemerald7698]

Did you say love "So love has blinded you"

[@harris-ashraff]

“Exactly how many kids will it take to kill anakin?” You need to actually do this

[@rockwoodzapper]

More than 500. I've tried.

[@godzillakaijuboy]

@@rockwoodzapper how many times did it crash

[@rockwoodzapper]

@@godzillakaijuboy Not once, but I certainly didn't get very many frames....

[@Residentdummy]

@@rockwoodzapper I feel bad for your computer

[@samagthakur8543]

BUT HEY THATS JUST A THEORY A *GAME* THEORY

[@koryoor3o914]

Professor Zanny enlightening us with his knowledge once again

[@sussyratplayermuchamong3659]

thats *sir* zanny you infidel!

[@nah2481]

he is the chosen one

[@wiredloaf2050]

Yes

[@nah2481]

@Egg T coward

[@anakinskywalker3191]

3:43 This is where the fun begins

[@foxinabox5103]

Heh "fun"?

[@gamergodplays7153]

“There are too many of them Master Anakin, what are we going to do?”

[@itonic1804]

I saw you on Frankys vid

[@panrogacz9166]

@Anakin Skywalker You are on every star wars vid just like obiwan kenobi

[@kobi-wanaenobi7080]

No Anakinnnnn

[@vindicatorman8550]

I cant believe our history teacher never taught us about the battle of geonosis it was a crucial battle

[@publo_esky_bar2768]

Yes I agree

[@Sgil97]

Bannana Boi Yeah and that they don’t mention the war crimes commited because of the clone’s flamethrowers

[@Nugcon]

Finally some real history

[@FJAR1635]

Or the droid attack on the wookiees.

[@DovaDude]

and the tragedy of darth plagueis the wise and they aren't even jedi

[@whymypphard680]

Moral of the story: They had a dragon

[@scorchedsauce1488]

Flamethrower!

[@dantino2279]

The orcs hoped to penetrate Helm’s Deep, mounting a massive attack

[@rexwrecks5227]

LizardLord 2988 they tried to go helms deep.

[@insertmemorableusernameher6795]

**penetration**

[@anirvana]

@@insertmemorableusernameher6795 **mounting**

[@icebluebandit3953]

They were Uruk kai

[@dantino2279]

IceBlueBandit (From The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers, Chapter 7, Helm’s Deep ) “Then a clamour arose in the Deep behind. Orca had crept likes rats through the culvert through which the stream flowed out.”

[@frogchip6484]

Imagine history teachers using TABS to explain historical battles That’s actually not a bad idea

[@chitosetakaki9385]

Agreed it wont make it less boring for everyone to just pretend there listening

[@Jetsky_YT]

I don't think it would be totally accurate ;)

[@halfiem2510]

@@Jetsky_YT then the teacher would correct the innacuracey

[@Jetsky_YT]

@@halfiem2510 good point

[@qwertyerror601]

Like while in the back ground club men fought against a dragon, you can explain Okinawa and Flamethrowers there.... (uh)

[@solepula]

1:03 “Battle of Ohana Beach” Ah yes... when the Germans were in Hawaii “Shaka Kommandant!” 🤙🏼

[@Zo4D]

The battle of Obama beach

[@tjfrye11]

*omaha

[@Zo4D]

TJ Frye no Obama

[@Zo4D]

Lmao

[@zdn12327]

@@tjfrye11 r/woooosh

[@pizamogaming3538]

"Fortunately France has come to help!" "France: We surrender!!" Lmfao

[@maxxor-overworldhero6730]

I wish I could remember where that sound clip came from.

[@danielrosu5186]

It is Poe from Kung Fu Panda 2. They were encircled by wolves and he said that.

[@maxxor-overworldhero6730]

@@danielrosu5186 Oh right. Thanks.

[@kipgeki4377]

Zanny: how many kids is it going to take to defeat anakin Luke skywalker: hold my beer

[@pantherspride409]

Luke would be wrecked by Anakin

[@spiderthetacomuncher]

Hold my blue milk.

[@dixonb.tweenerlegs4225]

@@pantherspride409 Nah, Luke became way stronger than Anakin after ROTJ. Luke was damn near on Sidious' level.

[@kipgeki4377]

@@dixonb.tweenerlegs4225 but of course people are going to say "anakin had the most midichlorian count" as excuse

[@diegopansini3152]

@@dixonb.tweenerlegs4225 Anakin would've been more powerful than Sidious if he hadn't lost his limbs and burned up. But yes, Luke did become stronger than Anakin

[@jking6053]

1:48 "The French reinforcements have arrived!" **We surrender** Sounds about right to me

[@Jetsky_YT]

Where is that "we surrender" from is driving me mad. I can't remember 😭

[@w_aisoku4652]

@@Jetsky_YT it’s the scene from King Fu Panda 2 where po surrenders to Lord Shen

[@Jetsky_YT]

@@w_aisoku4652 yes I remember now lol. Was driving me mad

[@wellshit9489]

Except when they were fighting for those colonies in the small land to the west, forgot its name.

[@azthebeast9466]

"unfortunately the battle went on to extra time and England lost on penalties" very accurate

[@juliusn.6922]

I died laughing at that point

[@evangreene133]

What movie did zan show?

[@Gustavo-db8hy]

6:34 as a Brazilian I have to say... that is exactly what happened

[@sir_aizen]

"Hi. I am professor. . . uh -" I am now invested.

[@frogchip6484]

I’m actually impressed how historically accurate the real battles were You correctly shown that the Battle of Stalingrad resulted in the encirclement of the German 6th Army under Friedrich Paulus You also correctly used a dragon as a substitute for the flamethrowers used at Omaha beach I’m surprised you even knew most of this

[@ajm8079]

You fool of course he knows. Lord zanny is all knowing and all seeing!

[@redtailcoatenjoyer6797]

@Cpl. Rook Wait,wut?

[@leonardotobiaslealespinoza7171]

Dont forget of the french reinforcements

[@comradelinguine9053]

@Cpl. Rook what about living in the philippines makes that weird?

[@comradelinguine9053]

@Cpl. Rook Neither do a lot of other countries. Also that isn't really true, after finishing the curriculum for studying about our three colonial eras, we go on to study about foreign affairs, battles, etc. Thats from my experience at least.

[@alexmurphyhughes7973]

What the...I just watched this after my history teacher used the battle of helms deep as an example for real life castle defence

[@prptheawesome4911]

That’s a cool history teacher

[@edwardzero9275]

Lmao, right?

[@luca_lwls]

I want your history teacher lmao

[@tinysaddledchicken]

3:32 Yep, that formation was definitely in the battle.

[@khaiwarner8758]

3:42 ah yes the most historic battle ever known

[@TheRoomba.]

7:37 i really love Zanny's singing xD

[@guts5101]

“BUT WAIT, the French reinforcements”

[@glitchy_boi1461]

“reinforcement”

[@Steelmate6086]

HA, no one expects the Spanish inquisition

[@nobs4565]

spaceguy 60 hola

[@nobs4565]

spaceguy 60 calm down I can talk

[@diogoschoeler2874]

6:37 i remember this day, and i am brazilian ;-;

[@juvenalcesar1091]

Tamo é fudidokkkk

[@witchhunter6755]

F

[@danielreis1213]

We all remember... we all do.

[@herbertkieling4098]

The only football Match I ever viewed. (I'm from germany)

[@matthewptr_]

F

[@Alex9971000]

You definitely love lord of the rings Saying all them quotes like that

[@winnietheflu4633]

Alex how could you not

[@grypharmy7256]

Winnie The Flu ^

[@fakeblue8985]

Winnie The Flu ^ ^

[@nicholasevans1139]

'Bro, do you even LOTR quote?'

[@user-cj3ik9qq6m]

Winnie The Flu it's gay

[@joaovictorsantosbianchini6842]

6:35 I-I don't want to remember that battle

[@davivilaca3913]

Nem eu TwT

[@ShiningLight]

3:15 I thought he was drawing an heart.

[@ahmed17nassr56]

Me too

[@Karl_toffel.]

I could tell that he was drawing something suspicious when I saw an odd curve after the half and then I knew it would come...

[@wolfo5046]

you're too innocent

[@williampringle4982]

Foolish youngling

[@wombat2002]

HE DREW A PENIS. HAH. FUNNY.

[@Missingno_Miner]

expectation:Irl historical battles Reality:Anakin versus kids and demonetized helm's deep

[@its_dippy6779]

"The Battle of Anakin vs the kids" I am in tears

[@ektor1729]

so are the kids

[@Luk_asDiePizza]

As a German I really enjoy his pronunciation of the names of our soccer legends 😂😂❤️

[@onejediboi]

Do: general Grievous lubes up the battlefield in star wars battlefront 2

[@KapitalByoulikewaffles]

Artin Goodarzi how to get demonetized before you even post

[@realestaidzman2349]

Master Skywalker there's to many of them what are we gonna do

[@masterchief3648]

This is where the fun begins

[@generalgrievous5177]

Fool. Ive been trained in your jedi arts by count Dookoo.

[@witchhunter6755]

@@generalgrievous5177 it's over grievous, I have the HiGh gROunD

[@Ben-tb5di]

"The French Surrender." -Sun Tzu

[@Someonewithaspace]

"Sun Tzu Said that!" -The Soldier from Team Fortress 2 in Meet the Soldier

[@cledentardv395]

Américain Will be destroyed at opération overlord if the french doenst help Also the americe Will be not be existe if the french doens't comme to help when the américain rebel agains the english

[@WhiteDingo-ww7cd]

"I come from a third world... hellscape." I felt that Awit

[@712someone6]

Luis Ortiz mood

[@rams6702]

awtsu pards

[@elguerotapatio9258]

Where is he even from?

[@rams6702]

@@elguerotapatio9258 his twitter says Vietnam

[@WhiteDingo-ww7cd]

From the one Asian country where everyone has Spanish names. His third world/non-English jokes give it away. If he is still actually there then that explains the constant poor connection warnings in his swbf2 videos lol

[@kapleenkis1981]

Soldier: General we are out numbered. General: I don’t think so... WE HAVE A DRAGON Enemy’s: ⚰️

[@grayham8478]

i like how "anakin" simultaneously impales the kids

[@sebastianmorales67]

“Observe as Tom Hanks and his squad...” 😂

[@cydemesa9313]

The fps drop whenever a battle starts hurts my soul.

[@saviergg2351]

Xbox for yah

[@robespierre2837]

@@saviergg2351 it has better graphics then other consoles atleast

[@nisl9039]

gianluca m ah yes. graphics>>>>performance

[@saviergg2351]

@@robespierre2837 id rather have smoother gameplay over graphics :/

[@obama69890]

@@nisl9039 your sarcastic right?

[@lagspike5142]

"Loki: I have an army Zanny: We have a dragon"

[@l-angedechu]

3:29 im still trying to understand this shape... Credit to the artist... *Sir Zanny*

[@mr_dirt3434]

Oh thats what that is

[@wccaccountingservices1881]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@foxinabox5103]

@@Chrome2105 no no no, that's a nose.

[@noobmanyeeets146]

3:33 i really like this formation it should be very effective

[@jbarral6509]

Honestly I didn't noticed that

[@gameswithnoah4633]

Zanny: tell me your best joke Me: your upload schedule

[@theonlyzanny]

hey

[@comradekenobi6908]

@@theonlyzanny Hello there

[@nyarlathotep-thecrawlingch6335]

@@comradekenobi6908 General Kenobi

[@gameswithnoah4633]

Hey

[@gameswithnoah4633]

I’m sorry it was a joke your my favorite KZbinr you made me like Star Wars battle front two and I love it I got level 45 luke sky walked in two days

[@shinobi9606]

I'm surprised that my history teachers never mentioned the fact that most of these armies had dragons. I knew school was hiding the important stuff.

[@WisnuNurAlam]

6:32 what an accurate depiction, I reckon that the British man on the far right is Lingardinho, the Savior of England

[@itwasidio4023]

All I want is a compilation of the Zan Man singing.

[@imaginesphax_tv5761]

1:40 You had me at: "Here comes the French reinforcements --- Surrender!!!" :D

[@wcd5344]

I love how the video slowly diverts into more and more delirious battles, starting as at least slightly historical and then devolving into Shrek vs the fairy godmother

[@kdb8000]

Oh come on I wanted to see the battle of geonosis reenactment

[@jfbrayan]

2020 and this damn match in 2014 still hurts my heart. By the way, I liked your pronunciation of the Brazilian names, very good :)

[@TheBruheak]

“Shhhhh... I need your help. Do what I say, and we can avenge this massacre. My injured hand means I can no longer aim. You will do it for me. Take my rifle and watch the road.” -Viktor Reznov during the Siege of Stalingrad

[@matthewdavila7114]

Mildy interesting 😐

[@KianaK0423]

4:34 Trying not to laugh almost killed me!!

[@timothy3014]

Zanny only uploads when he needs to pay rent

[@cheericoke9674]

When Roman needs to pay rent

[@timothy3014]

@@cheericoke9674 idk wut that means but ok

[@elektrik3654]

@@timothy3014 For Honor

[@potatoandrus9760]

Dame yall hatten

[@bencenagy5459]

"How much kids does it take to kill Anakin?" Top 10 questions science still can't answer

[@exseque21]

I’ll mark you down as a source for my history essay.

[@primeemperor9196]

3:33 Who could forget the siege of Helm's Deep, where the Urokai made the great penis formation to breach the walls?

[@bencepaksi3554]

6:35 Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well.

[@juvenalcesar1091]

:(

[@Sh1ft3r123]

4:52 This makes me realize that I never noticed just how OP my monster pc that can register battles of hundreds is…..

[@StaliasFable]

“The french had more mounted knights, more infantry, and yes, you guessed it, a Dragon” LOL FFS

[@justamanofculture12]

"We've been tricked, we've been backstabbed, and quite possibly, bamboozled. "

[@sirzanny3694]

Last time I came this fast my gf laughed at me :(

[@namelessone9941]

bruh...

[@joanvalles5669]

bruh

[@jonaslilley1716]

You dropped this king 👑

[@dixonb.tweenerlegs4225]

And cheated on you with everyone replying to your comment

[@CorpusCallosum0]

F

[@ToeTips]

Iron Man: we have a hulk Zanny: I have a Dragon :)

[@ogitchitamukwa7642]

“Ohana Beach” that left me dead. 😭😭💀💀💀

[@johnfreepunk6664]

Professor Zanny has truly taught us so much

[@phillipst9823]

The french reinforcements running away is such an underrated joke lol

[@sepierreadrien2687]

Not very underrated it's a little bit overused (also yeah im french but thats not the reason lol)

[@Killerbee4712]

Overrated actually.

[@jackdisbury1047]

@@Killerbee4712 wow. you got the joke

[@johnfreepunk6664]

It has been proven that all armies in the history of mankind Had a dragon

[@ericzache3636]

As a Brazilian I feel personally attacked by this video, good content, here's my like

[@TheRewasder97]

I'm still waiting for those so called _"Friends"_ you promised

[@Scoot694]

I can’t tell whether I’ve lost or gained brain cells after watching this

[@arthurhbpo]

Killjoys, make some noise!

[@Scoot694]

NANANANANANA NANANANANANA

[@akramatassi2694]

Drugs gimme drugs gimme drugs

[@Sploinkss]

Return of the Fabulous Killjoys yes

[@tomrog24]

7:46 you can see shrek mourning the loss of donkey in the background

[@OgLarry420]

The internet really needs to step up and get this man to 1mil at least he’s a G

[@kthepro3204]

historically accurate for the first 1 minute and 46 seconds

[@paulcollins2995]

Stalingrad: War is hell. Zanny: Hold my DACHNESS

[@Nockue_1]

3:34 this is accurate. Aragorn and Gimli do get outside the walls to fight off the orcs so to buy the men in the fortress time to retreat entering the fortress tower or regrouping (I kinda forgot the reason why but I do know what happened). So they can gather. But the king was feeling hopeless until of course Aragorn talked to him, bringing back the kings motivation.

[@Enoky1941]

When u have a good history teacher. "A surprise to be sure but a welcome one." Not a surpise if its the zan man himself.

[@papapalps3513]

If you’re gonna play this, I recommend playing it on pc, if you have a decent pc you can have up to 200 troops with little lag. It’s very laggy on Xbox so if you can get it on pc

[@notstupidbutthatsalie601]

Yes you need a PC not a PS4 pro or a Xbox one X

[@GrammarGaming]

damn i never knew there were so many dragons in history, thanks a bunch professor zanny

[@kuvuta]

7:37 That singing wasn't actually as bad as I expected

[@andyzhao5282]

The French had Dragons but they surrendered

[@Dark_Slayer3000]

I didn´t study for my history project except with this amazing documentary. I have achieved an A thank you kind professor

[@einkeks3436]

6:30 this is so accurate now

[@sagebuchanan9725]

I like his description of Agincourt based off the movie is pretty much how it's described in history class

[@jonw6055]

6:33 wait they actually did

[@GK-fe4hr]

I am a WW2 nerd and the facts you gave trigger me so much THIS IS Y STALINGGRAD WAS INVADED... The Battle of Stalingrad was a significant factor that supported an Allied victory during World War Two. The first reason is that the Battle of Stalingrad marked the end of Germany's advances into eastern Europe and Russia. The second reason is that this battle was the first major German loss during World War II.

[@danhendrick2248]

Subbed today after listening to lil uzi for a good while, he seems to refer to zanny a lot and watches copious amounts of his videos, so I thought I'd watch this zanny aswell and I must say I was not disappointed

[@dannss6]

Apparently Zanny killed Lil Peep In 2017

[@Janovich]

loved the lotr references. cracked up at helmet's deep xD

[@KorporalNoobs]

The plan: Totally Acurate Battles Recreation The X-box: War never c.h.a.n.g e s

[@Nedmac]

Never thought I'd see Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, actual history, and the World Cup all put into TABS This video induced many laughs.

[@Username-rm2zk]

I just realized they all start with The battle

[@Onyx-_-liquor]

The intense audio of the x-box cooling fan actually gave me anxiety lol. I began to look around for the system to shut it off

[@link199100]

0:03 this is the moment I knew he was a real history teacher

[@redphantom0265]

"They'll be teaching you this in college" Two words in "THE ORCS"

[@Rhino_Playz]

I was surprised when I didn't see you playing lego star wars 2 since it's free for gold at the moment but great history lesson

[@mdioxd9200]

It has been nearly 2 years since I discovered this KZbin channel... And I still don't understand HOW CAN YOU BE BORN WITH SO MUCH TALENT?!?!! DUDE *HOW*

[@gspl_tv9230]

Did you really go to school if you didn’t know that the American infantry had a dragon?

[@larrikenthsabio7185]

"I'm using skeleton as my army because most people here are starving" Well no but actually yes

[@Col_Fannin156]

I must say I want MORE of these historically accurate re-enactments

[@xmob_brandage2635]

Wait a minute... Pervy?!

[@shaniannajones]

The battle of Shrek vs the fairy god mother is one of the most underrated battles of the middle ages

[@erikg2721]

“and yes you guessed it a dragon” lmao 😂

[@cubixman9676]

3:13 oh he is making a heart! So sweet