I’m here for less than two minutes and we already have a terrible chant, a poetic analysis, *and* an Osama Bin Laden visual. Only Alfie could showcase such immense genius.
@dvdv8197 Жыл бұрын
*Song to America* 😂
@aidanhickey9845 Жыл бұрын
And a "bazinga."
@SamOGr Жыл бұрын
indeed, who else does this
@loganmclarry4 ай бұрын
And Saddam Hussein
@Monatio793 ай бұрын
Well, Alfie is in fact Maradona, Cruyff and Pele reincarnated as a dweeb.
@karnisgodspeedruns9854 Жыл бұрын
The 40 seconds at the start is the longest 40 seconds ever in my life
@Skullatorz Жыл бұрын
Thought it would never end
@dicklessvonloser6909 Жыл бұрын
It was only 40 seconds?
@TheRainbowThief Жыл бұрын
Right, 40 seconds. Thank you. I'd turned the video off. Feel like the joke would have landed with just a couple of seconds of footage...
@JEndless2025 Жыл бұрын
As an American soccer fan, I'm surprised that our "We believe that we will win" chant didn't make the list.
@joshthesandwich Жыл бұрын
Hands down the worst to me. Also can't wait to scream it in Dallas during the World Cup tho lmao.
@MpanzuSolos Жыл бұрын
THIS IS ATLANTA
@TylerAven10 Жыл бұрын
When I was 12 during the 2014, World Cup, this chant was so cool to me. Maybe it was the gap year of us missing out in 2018, but last winter I just didn’t feel any joy when hearing it. That could also be because the Berhalter hate brigade has poisoned USMNT fandom and made feeling joy impossible
@lorddarlo6194 Жыл бұрын
@@MpanzuSolos If the bloke who sang that sang that in England he would be in Intensive Care
@MpanzuSolos Жыл бұрын
@@lorddarlo6194there is no way a marching band is making it into a league two game thankfully, I prefer to listen to drunken wailing about their mum being a slag and whatnot
@harrysimpson8706 Жыл бұрын
I had never heard ‘Chelsea Ranger.’ What a thoughtful and moving chant. p.s I’ll never be the same man I was 4 minutes ago. Cheers.
@guguy00 Жыл бұрын
Christ I support Chelsea and I died inside
@654jimbob654 Жыл бұрын
Of all the awful things I'd expect football fans to chant about, "necrophilia" was not on that list.
@bretton_woods Жыл бұрын
Sir Jimmy Savile would be very proud
@guguy00 Жыл бұрын
@@bretton_woods Pretty sure Savile was a nonce, not a necrophillac. Not like one is better than the other, but still.
@phightinphil25 Жыл бұрын
@@654jimbob654 It does go off the rails very quickly.
@TheXFireball Жыл бұрын
That chant in the beginning is why Giroud celebrated against Arsenal in Baku.
@dalbalgbusc Жыл бұрын
That chant was never his song.
@TheXFireball Жыл бұрын
@@dalbalgbusc I was joking
@eggfriedreus793 Жыл бұрын
@@dalbalgbusc r/woooosh
@rd0676 Жыл бұрын
Because arsenals back line was too busy going to the toilet after he did them
@andreipetrenko2422 Жыл бұрын
On the other hand, "We lose every week..." is the greatest football chant ever known to mankind.
@joeygerhards917 Жыл бұрын
I'd say second best after "Luis Suarez, your teeth are offside"
@andreag-punkt9319 Жыл бұрын
Let's pretend we scored a goal is also up there
@alexgreen4322 Жыл бұрын
Have heard in a few places "is this a library?" Chanted as an away fan if they're visiting a place with no atmosphere
@mariosin325610 ай бұрын
Iconic
@sk_hermit18099 ай бұрын
Old Trafford is going down can be part of the greats
@NerreraFootballStories Жыл бұрын
I will die on the hill that 'you're getting mauled by the Tigers' complete with the hand gestures is one of the best chants in football, purely based on how much it winds opposition fans up. Imagine going 4-0 down to Hull City and having grown men doing the chant and hand gestures at you, you'd completely lose your head with rage. It's hilarious
@PhilB88 Жыл бұрын
The chant itself is class but the hand claw gesture is absolutely shambolic.
@DHW3008 Жыл бұрын
The best one is when Leeds were hammering Hull and chanting "We're getting mailed by the tigers"
@KindredBrujah Жыл бұрын
I think it would be even funnier in the 89th minute after a dubious penalty puts Hull City 1-0 up. Either way, it's hilarious.
@jamesduffy7549 Жыл бұрын
Even you don't really believe that.
@dannyhawkings8469 Жыл бұрын
Shhhhhhh we don’t people to actually get the joke, come on it’s funny seeing everyone get mad about it online
@ethandalton6480 Жыл бұрын
Alfie spending 4 and a half minutes roasting a random kid 💀💀
@TheXFireball Жыл бұрын
Never thought I could have hated Chelsea more but that Chelsea Rangers chant did it.
@skyrozx Жыл бұрын
as a spurs fan, 100% agree on you with this one
@shawklan27 Жыл бұрын
Yep
@guguy00 Жыл бұрын
As a Chelsea supporter I'm starting to think that the Match-going fans are the worst part of the fanbase. Seems like Blues fans from the rest of the world aren't as stupid
@akkar87265 ай бұрын
As a Chelsea fan, fuck Chelsea fans lmao
@jepperiis6134 Жыл бұрын
Seen the "CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA" chant in lists of 'most iconic chants in football' and never could get my head around why. They're literally just shouting the club name????
@chickenindabox3169 Жыл бұрын
iconic doesn't mean good, the room is also an iconic movie
@MrEd94 Жыл бұрын
So then why is that chant memed about so much when literally every single fan of a club will chant the name of their team at a match
@Virgil191 Жыл бұрын
@@MrEd94because there’s something about a load of middle aged west london men in stone island shouting chelsea that truly crawls under your skin
@jepperiis6134 Жыл бұрын
@@chickenindabox3169 I mean i guess you're right, but then again I've literally seen people arguing that it's up there with "You'll Never Walk Alone"
@MrEd94 Жыл бұрын
@@jepperiis6134 literally nobody has ever claimed that you melt
@VeryTruthful Жыл бұрын
0:54 How was that only 43 seconds? Christ that was soo painful it felt like boy droned on for an hour.
@marshallandrzejewski Жыл бұрын
This is the first HITC Sevens video that has me nervous before I even click it. -an American
@krustybeanz Жыл бұрын
I'm american but some USA chants and fan outfits make me cringe.
@marshallandrzejewski Жыл бұрын
@@krustybeanzOh for sure. But I’m glad that most Americans are self-aware of the horrible chants like “fight and win” and openly mock them.
@valpix7007 Жыл бұрын
Honestly I get why so many chants are cringe, it's trying to start active support in a sports culture that mostly spits on such a thing
@krustybeanz Жыл бұрын
@@valpix7007we don't have long football (soccer) traditions like most countries do so we force it to close the gap.
@jedross2136 Жыл бұрын
@@krustybeanzwhich one is it you don’t like? ‘O-fence, O-fence!’ Or ‘D-fence, D-fence!’ lol
@kiroolioneaver8532 Жыл бұрын
Best chant was at the 2016 Summer Olympics when every time Hope Solo did a goal kick the crowd went "Ahhhhhhhhh! ZIKA!" (in reference to her comments saying she was fearful of going to Brazil due to the virus lol).
@TomJonty Жыл бұрын
I long for the life I had before I first heard the Chelsea Ranger chant. I will never be as happy as I was when I lived in ignorance of its existence.
@SirAntoniousBlock Жыл бұрын
Well you can thank your lucky stars you weren't around in the 1970's to hear the Chelsea gas song.
@guguy009 ай бұрын
@@SirAntoniousBlockthe WHAT
@SirAntoniousBlock9 ай бұрын
@@guguy00 It was an antisemitic anti-Tottenham song, I wonder if Abramovich knew the words.
@guguy009 ай бұрын
@@SirAntoniousBlockI'm really starting to hate the fanbase... and I'm one of them... (Not an antisemite, just a Chelsea supporter. Though at this point I'm starting to doubt there is a difference)
@omamuzoobemure1260 Жыл бұрын
HITC Sevens is now doing the job of HITC Football. Never expected this!
@raphaelovicstrassovic9440 Жыл бұрын
But better
@loganmclarry4 ай бұрын
HITC Football went downhill after the Irish Guy left
@JoaoVitor-qy3ze Жыл бұрын
As a non English viewer that didn't know any of these chants, I don't think I'm ever going to recover from watching this video. The Giroud start was already mind boggling but the Chelsea Ranger left me in a state of shock.
@kaloraxshapnil232 Жыл бұрын
That 'Chelsea Ranger' chant is probably the biggest plot twist i've ever experienced in Football 💀
@KinnyRiddle Жыл бұрын
Pretty much up there with Monty Python's Lumberjack Song, which started off as supposedly a macho song about being a lumberjack, before revealing its actually a song about crossdressing fantasies. lol
@GorgeDawes Жыл бұрын
Oscar Wilde was a sometime (and involuntary) resident of Reading and I’m sure he would have appreciated the subtle nuances of Reading FC’s “We Hate Swindon” chant, which is simply that pithy phrase repeated six times before rounding off with an emphatic “We are the Swindon haters!” Poetic in its simplicity.
@papablezt211 Жыл бұрын
This is the comment I was looking for. I didn't know it.
@livwake Жыл бұрын
And involuntary 💀
@kharnick Жыл бұрын
Alfie. Please. I’m laughing so hard that now I had to pause because it was too funny! Your content has consistently uplifted me are reminds me that funny still exists. Thank you.
@crimsonkate8241 Жыл бұрын
The "Chelsea Ranger" segment followed simply by "ARRRGGHH" broke me. Coffee went everywhere lol
@brun8294 Жыл бұрын
this is uniroinically one of the best videos you've made alfie i had a lot of fun watching this vids i truly cannot express how much i love watching your videos alfie keep it up!
@martintemelkov Жыл бұрын
Honestly, I am a Chelsea fan and my first thought at #7 was "oh come on, man, don't kick us when we're THIS down...", but by the end of #2, I was like "yep, fair enough, we fucking suck..."
@kozukizaki8675 Жыл бұрын
As a Chelsea fan, my cheeks are clenched with this one 😂
@UKPOTOFGREED Жыл бұрын
Big 6 chants are terrible... maybe because there isn't an ounce of creativity in all their fan bases combined
@LocalNoob_2 Жыл бұрын
@@UKPOTOFGREED manchester united has some of the best chants in the league lol? just for example look at the george best chant,feed the scousers,glory glory man united (i know it's a song but people chant it anyways),we've seen the lot,we've won it all,or the busby babes chants? bro stretford end has the best chants in the league by far
@marko9463 Жыл бұрын
@@UKPOTOFGREEDwhat counts as a chant does a player’s song count?
@theblackswordsman9951 Жыл бұрын
@@UKPOTOFGREED The new Arsenal ones are quite good, if short
@nont18411 Жыл бұрын
The question is “Which cheek though?”
@nealfirstofhisname Жыл бұрын
The England-German football rivalry is kind of funny, because of how one-sided it is. Most Germans would probably say The Netherlands is their biggest rival.
@nas84payne Жыл бұрын
The world war 2 chants and shit are cringeworthy.
@veritys8933 Жыл бұрын
The analysis of the Oli Giroud chant at the start has me dyingggg man. May be the funniest thing Alfie has done on this channel 😂😂😂
@ILikedGooglePlus Жыл бұрын
"The greatest team, the world has ever seen..." Is pretty funny when its a half dozen fans of Portland United
@TheKalaxis Жыл бұрын
My brother once started a chant of "Rent boy, rent boy, rent boy" aimed at David Bentley when he came up to take a corner. To my surprise, the entire stand to a person joined in. The resultant corner was terrible and Bentley's performance noticeably dropped off for the rest of the game.
@jamesthornton3539 Жыл бұрын
Guess it worked then😂
@TheHotspurBloke Жыл бұрын
Who was he playing for and who were the people chatning?
@SirAntoniousBlock Жыл бұрын
It's usually "Chelsea rent boys Chelsea rent boys Hello Hello" to the Gary Glitter tune appropriately enough.
@louisjagger2177 Жыл бұрын
As someone who tutors GCSE English sometimes, the initial chant is still a better, more symbolically coherent and thematically rich composition than Jane Weir's Poppies. Real ones know
@user-nq7yc2ro8z Жыл бұрын
Bayonet charge >
@livwake Жыл бұрын
Of all the places to see GCSE poetry slander 😂😭
@janni9479 Жыл бұрын
Nothing and I mean nothing could have prepared me for that Chelsea Rangers chant. Wtf is that man
@ngjiherhn4034 Жыл бұрын
4 minutes and 30 seconds of pure pain and analysis for a chant I wish never heard at the very start of the video is a first in my life Alfie, please never do it again.
@KindredBrujah Жыл бұрын
It was absolutely awful. Within seconds I was muttering 'Stop, stop, please stop'. I feel bad for the lad who's probably at least a little bit infamous for this and really doesn't deserve it.
@LarsUelf Жыл бұрын
That first clip felt soooo uncomfortably long and then, right when we feel safe again, he hits us with that second Giroud chant
@lewisgilbertson7506 Жыл бұрын
The analysis took so many unexpected turns
@amanshukla6122 Жыл бұрын
Another day. Another request for a What On Earth Is Going On at Santos FC EDIT: Thank you so Much for dissing the Tony Martial chant. As a Man United fan sick to death of him I feel so represented
@ccf329411 ай бұрын
Well erm
@TheToonMonkey Жыл бұрын
Jesus. "Chelsea. Chelsea. Chelsea" is nothing compared to the drone of "Liverpooooool. Liverpoooool".
@dominikfraaanjuan Жыл бұрын
Atleast Liverpool still have You'll Never Walk Alone as a saving grace lol, Chelsea had none. The team was fairly mediocre before Abramovich takeover afterall(i mean while they DO have trophy and often finished in a high position, they're basically Blue Tottenham back then)
@All-Outta-Bubblegum Жыл бұрын
@@dominikfraaanjuanLiverpool have a lot more than just YNWA. Old Scouser Tommy, The Fields of Anfield Road etc.
@dominikfraaanjuan Жыл бұрын
@@All-Outta-Bubblegum right. Those were better than United's copy of an American wartime song(glory glory Manchester United). Idk why the moment i heard it i always feel cringy
@MinusMOD98 Жыл бұрын
@@dominikfraaanjuan yeah, that "Glory MMan United has always felt cheap" it's just a more advanced version of the "shouting the name of my club repeatedly" chant.
@petesmart1983 Жыл бұрын
@@All-Outta-Bubblegumrarely sang as real fans have been priced out like all big prem clubs
@19822andy Жыл бұрын
One of the best on the other hand "You've seen the Villa, now f**k off home"
@CEddyAV19 Жыл бұрын
Seeing Arteta storm off to that song made that match all the sweeter UTV
@daithimcnally8212 Жыл бұрын
"Now she's dead" Reminds me of the training episode of the Office so much
@louisjagger2177 Жыл бұрын
We at Charlton have a number of impressively bad ones. There's an Addams Family one that makes insinuations about the bedroom habits of the opposition that should by rights be reserved for East Anglian opposition alone, but which is aimed at more or less everyone. There's another one that celebrates the delights of life in South London in a particularly...lusty way, before proceeding to a second verse that takes aim at Millwall's home turf (this bit is less objectionable tbf). We also do most of the ones that all other clubs do with slavish dedication. The worst chant I've ever heard is Sheffield United's 'His name is Ched Evans, he'll shag who he wants' though. Have always wished them ill since then
@KindredBrujah Жыл бұрын
Ouf, that's pretty rotten yes.
@dcapitan7 Жыл бұрын
I have no issue with the "Chelsea, Chelsea, Chelsea" chant...seeing that many other club supporters just chant their club's name. I also do not have an issue with Leeds' anthem. It's not the best anthem ever, but it works. Every other one of your other listings should absolutely be on here. I've never heard of "Chelsea Ranger" until today, and I will be perfectly okay if I never hear that chant again.
@LoCoAde87 Жыл бұрын
The issue is that is Chelsea's main chant and the one their fanbase knows, and that is about it.
@mustaphabensaada1142 Жыл бұрын
Very rarely have i wanted to skip time on a video as hard as for the first seconds of this video . Impressive
@elliej354 Жыл бұрын
I hadn't seen that Giroud chant video in absolutely years, and had totally forgotten about it. Thank you for bringing it back into my life.
@he_football Жыл бұрын
HITC Sevens! HITC Sevens! HITC Sevens!
@Ese96Agboaye Жыл бұрын
SEVENS! SEVENS! THEY'RE CALLED HITC! SEVENS! SEVENS! THEY'RE CALLED HITC! HERE IS THE CITY! HITC SEVENS! HERE IS THE CITY! HITC SEVENS!
Usually you are, understandably, somewhat UK-centric in your videos, but this time you're spot on.
@asmith2156 Жыл бұрын
Never thought i’d hear someone say “we’ve got super peter sutcliffe, he knows exactly what we need” lmao
@privatewiddle7636 Жыл бұрын
Well said about the song Oh When The Saints Go Matching In. It should only be sung by Southampton fans & not "adapted" by other English teams.
@KindredBrujah Жыл бұрын
A few Scottish teams quite at liberty to use it as well, mind you.
@jamesthornton3539 Жыл бұрын
Southampton weren't the first ones to use the chant though.
@seppokuusinen8595 Жыл бұрын
It’s been the anthem of the Finland national team fans for quite some time too! ‘We’ve got sauna, booze and an axe, oh Finland is so wonderful,’ (Yep, I don’t know why there’s an axe either). 😂
@SuperJNG18 Жыл бұрын
Also St. Kilda in the AFL
@bury_the_elite65294 Жыл бұрын
Also sung by St. George/Illawarra in the AU National Rugby League.
@WastedxSkillz Жыл бұрын
As a Chelsea fan, I’m surprised “celery, celery” didn’t also feature to be honest
@GCAbleism158 Жыл бұрын
I'm surprised too, but then again it's not as if it hasn't been mocked before Russell Howard did it before.
@jamesthornton3539 Жыл бұрын
Ah that's class 😂
@annonimouse170 Жыл бұрын
So Alfie, you're not sure whether Marching On Together is factually accurate or not? Wait until you hear Leeds fans singing "We Are The Champions, Champions Of Europe"
@nas84payne Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂 I almost choked on my drink.
@puzzlesuwu11 ай бұрын
re: the sounders chant, as someone who has been going to those games for years, the sounders and several other clubs used to be a lot more rowdy and the chants used to be less tame but a few years ago the MLS and US Soccer cracked down a lot on teams with chants that were taken to be offensive (and by offensive they mean not child friendly) which a decent number of fans arent a fan of. its made going to games a lot less fun if im being honest
@kidcharlemagne3044 Жыл бұрын
As a German supporter, what I don’t understand about the war chants is that it seems to imply that Germans consider WWII a humiliation. Like, we’re glad the Nazis lost too, you know?
@Dench999or911 Жыл бұрын
Villa do a similar rendition to that shite Chelsea song and they rightfully get bullied for it by their neighbours with high pitched “Villa, Villa, Villa” chants in response
@Alfie_1 Жыл бұрын
Quick video suggestion, albeit one which I highly doubt would work, I mean other than a Santos one and the growth of attendances in the Brasileiro, is about the Albanian women's league which seems to be the strangest in all of european football, due to the number of goals scored by some teams and how few others score.
@essasetic6064 Жыл бұрын
Didn't expect the Marching on Together slander lmao. Although I guess it makes sense from a Hull City supporter.
@flywire76 Жыл бұрын
Alfie is to football chants what Uncle Roger is to BBC cooking shows’ egg fried rice! 😂
@christmascactus1882 Жыл бұрын
In all fairness, 'stand up if you won the war' is tasteful compared to the plastic orange wehrmacht helmets that were popular in 2006 in the Netherlands. I still see them popping up here and there to this day, especially if games againt Germany. Considering that, unlike England-Germany, NL-Germany is actually considered a rivalry by both sides, things do often get heated, but the Dutch really pushed it in 2006.
@dannyiontton3669 Жыл бұрын
My dad used to comment on the chelsea song "id sing along if only i knew the words" funny at first but his go to dad joke.
@danielbarnsley7244 Жыл бұрын
we don't scarf twirl at MOT, we scarf twirl for WACCOE
@sirsurnamethefirstofhisnam7986 Жыл бұрын
I don’t understand how MOT is apparently worse when it’s a decent anthem and represents the club well. Whereas ‘champions of Europe’ is boring, repetitive and factually incorrect that’s so much worse than MOT
@IsaacHenryinAK10 ай бұрын
As a neutral and outsider (American), after hearing pretty much all of them from the league, I think that MOT is one of the best. Heck, "never walk alone" sounds like like a funeral procession. I can understand him hating it - he's a Hull fan.@@sirsurnamethefirstofhisnam7986
@teem4800 Жыл бұрын
Alfie doing the GCSE PEEL English language breakdown
@conleche4065 Жыл бұрын
How in gods name did you write a better essay analysing that chant than anything I’ve written, ever.
@Macho_Fantastico Жыл бұрын
I needed a good laugh. Glad you highlighted the Chelsea chants, they are abysmal.
@KindredBrujah Жыл бұрын
Man, your scathing sarcasm is at high tide on this one, Alfie! I think there's a subset of football fans who would be very upset with you, if they knew how to use the internet and might conceivably find this video.
@flameofthegame Жыл бұрын
The most expressive i've ever heard you in my life .Good video as usual .
@filux7329 Жыл бұрын
Also, speaking as a German, literally none here (aside from dumb neo nazis probably) is mad about the fact that Germany lost World War II - making the ten german bombers chant even more pointless
@maciejbala477 Жыл бұрын
i mean... England-Germany is also a one-sided rivalry so it is kind of fitting for England fans to chant something that Germans would not be upset about at all lol
@jm-zv7mq Жыл бұрын
No, Marching on Together is not ironic. And no, we don't scarf twirl at Marching on Together either. I feel like the inclusion of Marching on Together on this list came with a *slight* bias
@jedross2136 Жыл бұрын
‘The closest thing to war they’ve seen is Black Friday in Tesco when Carling is 2-for-1’ Sick burn hahaha
@southstandboy Жыл бұрын
Was at the Nottingham Forest v Brighton and Hove Albion match the other week and some of our fans started chanting 'Billy Gilmour, Billy Gilmour' etc. on the way to the station. A passing Forest fan pointed out it wasn't our best effort to which the Brighton fans reluctantly agreed. Some signs of self awareness.
@livwake Жыл бұрын
Who’s billy gilmour?
@southstandboy Жыл бұрын
Brighton and Scotland midfielder
@JayloT93 Жыл бұрын
Albion over and over again in different tones is a bad one aswell and it's sung at every game.
@enyoowen.yookay11 ай бұрын
You'll never say that 😂
@G_Okr Жыл бұрын
I already know the worst football chant. It's my local team, Egaleo, in Greece. Its heart-warming lyrics go like this: Ooooo... Oooo... Ooo... Egaleo... Oo... The two os in the end are crucial. They concentrate the whole meaning of the chant.
@gyorkshire257 Жыл бұрын
Hee hee hee, the more you hate listening to it, the more we enjoy singing it. MOT
@BOABModels Жыл бұрын
Chanting 'Chelsea! Chelsea! Chelsea!' is only acceptable if you're in a supermarket and have lost your daughter, Chelsea.
@badblood4727 Жыл бұрын
Wow, that was 25min of pure gold. I was in fits of laughter from start to finish. Tnx Alfie 😂
@stephenremnant8151 Жыл бұрын
My Dad can confirm watching Chelsea play is like being on a slow march to death 😂
@Collingwoodboy10 Жыл бұрын
If you don’t like chants that are just the team name his going to hate AFL chants
I thought AFL chants are just singing the team song
@danielevans5286 Жыл бұрын
Genuinely one of the funniest videos you’ve made, very much enjoyed it 👌
@rally-quest Жыл бұрын
This video feels like homework submitted on the last day of term. Love it 🤙
@wasdrankings1518 Жыл бұрын
To show us his ball knowledge’s alfie decided to use only the second most famous arsenal chant about adebayor
@lekkerkoffie8605 Жыл бұрын
Feyenoord Rotterdam is my club and we have the best chants in The Netherlands by far. We do singing only, so no drums or other instruments and no megaphones are allowed. Also, we have no ultra's or any of that. Just a lot of people singing.
@jamesthornton3539 Жыл бұрын
As an englishman it seems like all European teams have drums. Or at least that's what it feels like in the champions league lol.
@lekkerkoffie8605 Жыл бұрын
Yes and it's very annoying and it is not good for the quality of the songs. Go and watch a Feyenoord game and you'll see that we don't do this but stick to singing. And we do play Champions League again!!!@@jamesthornton3539
@FranzFridl Жыл бұрын
Drums are amazing, megaphones not so much
@lekkerkoffie8605 Жыл бұрын
You're wrong@@FranzFridl
@slayingroosters4355 Жыл бұрын
Im still trying to figure out who ally gerood is who used to be a gunner 🤣🤣
@RachelTurner81 Жыл бұрын
Can't believe the views are so lacking on this one, this is your funniest video ever
@David_Bower Жыл бұрын
Why do I find myself watching and enjoying so much of your content when I'm not even a fan of football?
@needfoolthings Жыл бұрын
It might be EXACTLY why.
@BadselS Жыл бұрын
Chelsea fans been really quiet lately
@bretton_woods Жыл бұрын
"We won the transfer window We won the transfer window OOoooooooh Chelsea, We won the transfer window"
@SaiyanSite Жыл бұрын
Chelsea. Worst chants. Worst fans As I always like to say. I hate Millwall and Tottenham cause I'm West Ham. I hate Chelsea cause I'm human.
@jonathanisyeah Жыл бұрын
Chelsea Chelsea, Chelsea Chelsea Chelsea, Chelsea, Chelsea, Chelsea Chelsea One of the best chants in football imo
@bababababababa6124 Жыл бұрын
We just got penetrated by Fulham sad times
@dv4manu11 ай бұрын
bro you did the seattle guy dirty by using the edited version. The first 2 minutes of this video had me rolling tho
@sonofagroove Жыл бұрын
The Chelsea Ranger chant is heinous, but in their defense they certainly didn't come up with it. It's a bastardization of "I Wanna Be an Airborne Ranger" which has been a US Army marching and running cadence since at least the 1970s and even the version that references necrophilia was one my Air Force squadron would regularly march to back in the 90s (despite the fact that, I remind you, the Airborne Rangers are an Army unit). As I was watching the clip you shared in your video I found myself mouthing along to it for the first time in 25+ years and felt pretty awful about it. Now, as an Aston Villa fan, let's talk about why the best 7 chants in world football are all "Super John McGinn". Love your work.
@carlvinjon101 Жыл бұрын
This was an expertly delivered exposition of the subtleties of discourse within the lifeworld of a football fan, more than that though it was funny as fck and you Sir are a comedy genius.
@hassanes3360 Жыл бұрын
I quite love the leicester goalkeeper 'tw-t, you're sh** AAAHHHHH' and its various extrapolations, it's so funny
@hassanes3360 Жыл бұрын
Holy crap it's #1 I'm dead
@louisjagger2177 Жыл бұрын
@@hassanes3360 Everyone does this one. Everyone
@jamesthornton3539 Жыл бұрын
It's so shit, everyone does it.
@baky582 Жыл бұрын
Forget mister "Girud", I want Alfie to do me.
@Dubliner-un9lw Жыл бұрын
One of the best chants I've heard in the League of Ireland is: "Oh the Bohs room is bare There's no silverware there And there's no Mr Sheen Cos there's f*ck all to clean" Spontaneously sung by Shamrock Rovers fans away to Bohemians after going 1-0 up just before half time and sung right through the interval. Bohemians haven't won a major trophy since 2009 while Rovers just wrapped up a fourth league title in a row. There's all sorts of strange, wonderful and downright disgusting chants in the LOI. Reminding primarily nationalist Derry City fans they're subjects of a monarch, telling Cork City fans they'll support umpteen iterations of Cork FC as they keep going bust, the "truth" about St Patrick's Athletic fans' substance abuse, about certain Bohs volunteers' conduct with minors and accusing both Drogheda United and Dundalk fans of having certain types of taboo relations with family members. Can it be February already. I want local football back
@enviousshade177011 ай бұрын
Languishing in league 2 made me bawl like a mad person 😂
@charliemilroy6497 Жыл бұрын
It's nice to live in a bubble of only going to your team's matches and thinking that you are unique, but Alfie really burst that bubble for me with the Super Kieron McKenna song!
@pauldoran9186 Жыл бұрын
Alfie saying “getting a chub on” 😂😂
@tboncz Жыл бұрын
Only towards the end have I understood that he chants about Giroud 🙈
@royalmonocle1322 Жыл бұрын
Although I don't endorse sectarianism, Celtic's chant about Henrik Larsson with the line "He's got dreadlocks, He hates John Knox, Henrik Henrik Larsson" is so ridiculous it's pure gold
@KindredBrujah Жыл бұрын
You're going to expect some pretty tasteless chants at a football match. If it at least has the decency to be vaguely creative, I'd say it gets a pass.
@TheBulldog1909 Жыл бұрын
the witty humour in these vids from you is gold dude lol
@l8631 Жыл бұрын
As a Chelsea fan, our chants are a bit rubbish.
@Alfie_1 Жыл бұрын
I know you mentioned that it is different that people don't chant about sex offenders, but the Melbourne Victory actives would seek to disagree.
@fletch6183 Жыл бұрын
Need a follow up video on 7 worst chants from a-league active support groups…
@Alfie_1 Жыл бұрын
@@fletch6183 just thought I’d mention it as the Danny Townsend one does stick in the memory lol
@Chris-st9mm Жыл бұрын
Anything in the MLS. I swear it's like they hired a marketing company to write the most basic rate G chants for all the clubs to be easy to learn and family friendly
@marcoscraft609 Жыл бұрын
You hit the nail on the head. The only thing you forgot is “boring”.
@KanyeTheGayFish69 Жыл бұрын
That’s exactly what they did
@loganmclarry4 ай бұрын
Well MLS banned YSA…
@VelvetMetrolink Жыл бұрын
The only longer 43 seconds I have ever experienced were during a colonoscopy.
@caiosmolog Жыл бұрын
In Brasil, Palmeiras fans disrespect the national anthem by chanting "Palmeiras my Palmeiras" for 2 minutes over the traditional national anthem that plays in all matches. It is mocked by all other supporters cause Palmeiras fans often say they are of italians ancestry, also they are historically racists.
@adityabhangle7632 Жыл бұрын
You gotta do "Top 7 BEST Football Chants"
@tylerhumphrey1978 Жыл бұрын
It'd just be mauled by the tigers 7 times
@OnlineAlbatross Жыл бұрын
the number 1 on this list i cant agree with, every time it happens at my local games it never fails to make me laugh - call me childish maybe
@OfficialFingazMC Жыл бұрын
The Chelsea ranger thing came from Berwick. "I wanna be a Berwick ranger, only live for sex and danger"
@mariosin3256 Жыл бұрын
As someone who lives in the US, when you start doing the “USA” chant in a high school Anerican Football game, I start to raise some questions
@ShingiMavima Жыл бұрын
Off the strength of that "Mauled by the Tigers" chant, I've become a casual Hull City fan 🙌🏽🙌🏽😅😅
@amirilan4435 Жыл бұрын
I do think the Canadian "We are Canada coz we are Canada" needs to be on that list, just due to the great logic in it
@alexgreen4322 Жыл бұрын
Yep, makes perfect sense, great work
@matt_pritchard_ Жыл бұрын
As far as terrible chants are concerned, Chelsea ranger deserves its own video. Why did I have to stumble across that?