Hitman 1: Hitting On Men... With Bullets

[@DarkViperAU]

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[@swordman0511]

Where's part 2?

[@The_House_Always_Wins]

Yeah you should make a part 2 but treat it like a stealth game not a FPS

[@godsdealer708]

COMP SED is orange ppl

[@ryan7625]

Is there any chance of getting these vods uploaded to vod channel ?

[@bradzandmaxplays]

Pls play hitman 3 i know u probs not gonna but pls

[@mrtimurer]

I love when Matto makes these hour-long videos that somehow manage to be well edited and hilarious at the same time.

[@M0torsagmannen]

yes editing was very nice in this. and made the goofs hit harder

[@xjosephjoestar]

Editing was top tier right amount of memes and hq ones

[@BlackMoonHowls]

@@M0torsagmannen Have you seen Slim Slamberly and Slam Slimberly compete in a PGA Pro Golf Tour, I think not. Banished from Planet Golf, they came to Earth to compete, being laughed from their own home world, they aim to play the greatest game of Golf on Earth EVAH! Did you know they can scream even after death?

[@BlackMoonHowls]

NOTHING hits harder than that.

[@AnekoF90]

I fr prefer his videos playing other games than most of the GTA 5 ones, unless it's something more different like that LS overrun by cougars video.

[@lunaticamirhosin]

14:21 “Excuse me you should try this it’s got a little kick to it” *metal pipe sound effect*

[@Homeminboss]

As a Hitman professional, its hurts to see him complete the mission storys yet not kill the target in a unique way. But I remember that I was the same when I started to play.

[@randomnerd3402]

A decent amount of SASO runs involve just shooting the target in the head

[@insertnamehere658]

I remember the 1st time I played marrakesh. I killed every soldier at the school due to things going horribly wrong somewhere. Unlike you though, I still play similarly to that. Chaos is fun.

[@dieziegel]

If you play Hitman without massacring everyone in the level, are you truly playing Hitman?

[@Homeminboss]

​@@insertnamehere658 Oh I still play that way. Find it very fun to just off as many people as a can

[@joakimberg7897]

I thought you wrote professional hitman first. Good thing you didn´t.

[@RaccoonCityPoliceDept]

Matto: puts gun in trashcan infront of everyone everyone: shocked a waiter just put a gun in a trashcan matto: surprised people find that weird

[@catsarethebest7001]

Well, hes australian. In australia you trash every weapon you find. You dont want those emus arming themselves.

[@computethis1533]

@@catsarethebest7001 we will never make that mistake again

[@AnekoF90]

I never understood why the npcs think it is weird to someone throw a gun away

[@andomrayamenay]

​@@AnekoF90 Why would someone want to throw away a gun? Why would they have it in the first place, if they were just going to throw it away?

[@AnekoF90]

@@andomrayamenay 👍

[@rookiezer0165]

I find it kinda amazing how matto figured out the whole plot from the first cutscene

[@xjosephjoestar]

thats what 10K Hours of playing gta 5 gets you

[@BlackMoonHowls]

@@xjosephjoestar Omega LOL.

[@Bobby_Bean]

How did he figure anything out?

[@Big-BossX]

@@Bobby_Bean the whole shadowclient thing

[@Senan_is_cool24]

Chat helped him

[@JotaIsTired]

52:02 "You only got one part of that wrong, *this is not meth."*

[@vennas475]

Matto this is definetly gonna be a top tier series

[@WTR0SIIXON3]

I hope he does 2 and 3

[@ibrahimkaraman6750]

Waiting for the following episodes

[@tristanraine]

@@WTR0SIIXON3 he live streamed the entirety of 2 (and DLC) so that's probably soon.

[@TOXICYT2016]

​@@WTR0SIIXON3idk why he would quit after the 1st game

[@4crafters597]

Few tips/things: - NPCs with White Dots above their head are called enforcers and are suspicious of you in your current outfit, try changig it. There is always a NPC with a better disguise somewhere in a dark corner with a container nearby. - If you are compromised, at least one person saw you doing an illegal action. They will be orange in instinct and suspicious like an enforcer. Changing disguise fools them too. Trespassing is illegal but nobody will be suspicious if you stop, let a guard escort you out, or, if you are just at an entrace, walk back out. - Use the mission stories and accidents: hit F1 to show them and choose one, it will tell you what to do and usually ends with either an direct kill (blowing up things etc) or a good accident (target walks over/infront of a wire you can expose etc) - Illegal actions carry a warning symbol in their button prompts and illegal items in the inventory. If a npc sees you doing one / holding one for too long or doing an illegal action of high danger (dropping guns, shooting guns, sabotaging things...) they will get alert. - if nothing else there is a chandelier to drop, but accidents are also: pushing over railing, standing near an exploding object (even if triggered by your gun, as long as nobody sees you shoot or lives to tell), consuming poisoned food etc, most maps have rat poison, which makes targets throw up in the nearest toilet, giving you nice oppertunities. This is my essential collection of hitman tips, but there are exceptions to every rule!

[@zakariael1818]

shut

[@BlackMoonHowls]

@@zakariael1818 shot

[@Bananmedis]

Hes already completed the game..

[@nadirbaitsaleem7270]

Great tips!

[@ShibeDogetic]

bro wrote an essay lmfao, gigachad

[@StizzY8]

I swear every new Hitman player turns every level into mass murder and I love it

[@simmervanilly]

Can confirm as a new player once myself 😅.

[@BlackMoonHowls]

@@simmervanilly Just a part of the job now.

[@slonk420]

Tobias the Shotgun Clown is the greatest playstyle I've ever used

[@harkonar4093]

I play the Freelancer mode like I am a mass murderer

[@simmervanilly]

@@harkonar4093 I’m always collecting explosives in freelancer. I piled up like 50 bodies in one room for one target.

[@cerjmedia]

I am shocked at how well matt understands the story

[@dodar.]

first time seeing a youtuber be invested in WoA story

[@mrtimurer]

True, I really expected him to neglect it completely

[@AdamArtzi]

The story but not really the gameplay tbh.

[@nuv2987]

yeah it took a couple of playthroughs to understand the story completely for me and he nails it first try

[@roguewhisker17]

It took me 5 playthroughs and a few youtube videos to realize soders at the prologue is the same soders in hokkaido and that grey and soders are different people

[@LordMagnusIV]

Editing was superb again, Editor Person, thank you for existing and working on mattos videos, i love the MGS edits and the small little fun things you do as a joke like the Gray saturation thing. love you

[@loggyvr8199]

Editors are in the description

[@Big-BossX]

Its top tier

[@henrydeitcher615]

I love how Matt immediately thought that the organization IAGO was named after the bird from Aladdin and not the antagonist from Othello.

[@sparkist95]

Therapist: Bald Matto isn't real, he can't hurt you. Bald Matto:

[@harshGAINZ]

Lmao

[@Homeminboss]

​@@harshGAINZ "Who is lmfao?"

[@PavelKapusta1337]

​@@Homeminboss sounds like a chinese hacker who works for koreans for me.

[@kanone_69]

Batto

[@ControlYourKids]

@@PavelKapusta1337 no it means “laugh my bleeping arse off”

[@OccupiedDread]

Another big video by matto of one of my favorite games,another timestamp by me. If you guys could like the comment so it'll help people navigate, it would be much appreciated 0:00 Intro 1:05 Tutorial 2:58 Freeform Training 4:32 The Final Test 7:21 The Showstopper (Paris) 17:22 World of Tomorrow (Sapienza) 29:08 A Gilded Cage (Marrakesh) 40:08 Club 27 (Bangkok) 45:44 Freedom Fighters (Colorado) 1:00:46 Situs Inversus (Hokkaido) ------------- 1:11:59 Dlc Patient Zero 1:12:06 The Source (Bangkok) 1:16:22 The Author (Sapienza) 1:19:42 The Vector (Colorado) 1:21:52 Patient Zero (Hokkaido)

[@n0rth963]

See that chef with bandage at 2:06 ? That’s an Easter egg injury from the hitman 1 game, when we threw the wrench at him. So when hitman 1 missions were ported to hitman 3 , they added this funny detail.

[@SkateMasterman]

This video made me feel a lot better. Thanks Matt. The edit at 37:10 made me audibly laugh for the first time in quite a while.

[@MaxerV19]

23:41

[@SkateMasterman]

@@MaxerV19 bwahaha

[@IAmBillyBobButBetter]

As an avid hitman player and a DV watcher, this is splitting my heart in two

[@hyhena-gaming9986]

At least he pays attention to the story

[@crister4903]

So chaotic lol, have a bunch of hours in the game myself

[@RZ_2K]

similarly to OHKO id wanna see him do all the missions again but SASO it, would make some great content

[@TheBlakus420]

​@@RZ_2KI know people do it, but that sounds so painfully difficult. Lol. He could do it eventually, tho. What do you think is harder, tho? OHKO in Gta or SASO in Hitman?

[@RZ_2K]

@@TheBlakus420 OHKO 10000%. Atleast in hitman every playstyle is possible. But hitman is centred around multiple playstyles. Theres even an achievement to have 10 different playstyles after finishing a mission. Gta doesnt have that freedom of approach its very linear in how it wants you to play

[@ejm25]

hitman is at its best when the player is willing to experiment and find interesting solutions. often the quickest method will be to just shoot and run, so im glad matto got more experimental with some of his kills

[@KaesoQuinctius]

*shoots the guy in the head* "Defibrillate that." 😂😂

[@a57el]

i have over 1000 hours on hitman and ive never seen a more relatable first playthrough

[@benc77]

@@agent3976this is why Hitman is so great, even when you fail it doesn’t feel disheartening like most games

[@Dipvide]

I love his humor in editing. “Think fast chuckle nuts.” Bang.

[@pablo2001nov]

How we play HItman : Stealth How Matto plays Hitman : Russian Stealth

[@NeighGarrack]

No no no, you got it wrong, it’s No Russian stealth

[@TigerChamp99]

One of the most interesting DarkViperAU videos IMO. This is one of the best thumbnails I've seen to date. 6:28 Actually a life like that would be amazing. 7:01 A montage of 47's activities between Codename 47 and Absolution. Hitman 2016 takes place in 2019. 16:36 Interesting quote. 18:05 I did not see that coming. 21:41 Most embarrassing way to get killed. 39:49 Reminds me of Mr White's quote from Casino Royale. 42:19 "Very poor choice of words." 44:55 Easily the best part of your playthrough. 1:11:37 This writing is top tier. Also, one of the most memorable quotes from Hitman WoA. 1:18:12 Genius! I've noticed that Matt perfectly understood the story of World of Assassination, which deserves praise because most players who played this game never properly understood the story because they were too busy setting up kills of the century or simply avoiding the guards.

[@aliexacute3930]

This needs to be a series man its hilarious

[@meinkungfu]

It will be, Matt has already played Hitman 2 (and maybe also 3, not sure) on stream.

[@fyeul]

Seeing Matto finally getting into hitman is such a blessing

[@MartinRusnak]

Watching Matt playing a new game is equally painful as watching someone smoking at the gas station

[@harmon1ous390]

The absolute best Dark Viper quote: "He's not dead, but he's probably pretty unhappy."

[@calebmcdairmant7459]

Hitman is one of my all time favorite series! Love to see it here on your channel. I can watch one of my most favorite creators play one of my favorite games!

[@lobaandrade7172]

It’s a shame he’s terrible at it

[@ThisUsernameSystemF-ckingSucks]

​@@lobaandrade7172 its clear he's not interested in taking an hour per map at least...

[@jahimuddin2306]

​@@lobaandrade7172, A lot of people are bad at it at first. It is a trial and error game.

[@xjosephjoestar]

yeah man I want to see him playing the rest now

[@Will_Rules]

​@@jahimuddin2306also hes primarily a GTA player and Hitman and GTa sound similar. But are VERYY different

[@IxionGames]

It does my heart good to hear Matt say he loves the writing, because honestly, I haven't seen short, sweet cutscenes that both looked good and had memorable lines quite in the way Hitman has

[@whiteskull3208]

Got to admit, he committed so many murders in the vector without a target lockdown is just incredible skills.

[@DanielTheDuncan]

The story is actually really underrated so I’m glad he cares about it

[@dylanhalbig]

Great job by the editors! I love all the little cutaway jokes mixed in!

[@ConfusionTakesOver]

46:10 matt violating that plant sped up has to be the funniest thing

[@IcE-hf2ew]

Game: *is supposed to be played smart and stealthy* DarkViper: *starts a f**king GTA 5 shoot-out*

[@Hemant0073]

51:57 is the best moment. Also great editing.

[@thejeffofjeffs]

5:25 matto is at risk now. He was safe for so long 😢

[@Mateus01234]

0:14 "You be the judge." Actually, Matt, you're the Judge.

[@yashrathod3802]

Matt's 10k hours of gta v kicks in after 10 mins in hitman

[@mohammedsalahchogle9668]

5:10 that 🎵🎶. That thing was awesome

[@patdry]

Having not played the game this way, seeing how the AI reacts so naturally to the chaos is so hilarious and good. Please do more Hitman, it's perfect for your long videos. Plus the memes in the more chill parts of the video is brilliant by your editor. Cheers Matto!

[@junegeeitisahardgfulmer7911]

I love how he is the only player I’ve seen that tries to keep track of the story cutscenes.

[@Lonelywarmsoul]

"I lover her voice" Yeah buddy, ur not alone🤣

[@lucashergett8292]

6:58 cold ass fucking line. Classic 47

[@Bobbycar123]

Now that he says it, a lot of good games have a snowy beginning mission

[@Decim8ion]

52:01 this is the moment matto became Heisenberg

[@riceman00]

Nearly every mission turns into the un-alive everyone challenge. I love it.

[@BlackMoonHowls]

BigMooney would be proud.

[@alpergumulu9547]

12:18 *happy pipe noises lmao so good editing

[@Kellestial]

Editor did a great job with the jokes

[@jockin]

yeah great joke at 37:14, everyone who jokes about gay defininitely a homophobe

[@Kellestial]

@@jockin slayy

[@browngaymethodistjesuschri1361]

@@jockin + gay guy song

[@croissantrophy.channel]

​@@jockin what a gay comment lol get pegged

[@rainbowcloudss_]

13:33 "that's just the result of poor parenting." DAMN, HE DIDNT HAVE TO ROAST HIM SO HARD

[@redfordcam9223]

as a hitman irl, this is an ok performance

[@knightwolf3511]

who needs to make money from hits when you can sell the same game to people 3 or 4 times for $60 - $100 each

[@lucasferguson2704]

40:54 Um I think rockstar might have some issues next year.

[@piratsn]

Ah, yes, the speedrunner plays the game about waiting.

[@a_catfish5180]

To be fair hitman speedruns go crazy

[@TherealTNCjah]

As an actual hitman who got arrested before and a robber your a noob

[@senbowe2859]

?

[@DGAMING.1]

14:29 target down, well done 47! head for an exit and we’ll speak again soon.

[@fennzy47]

I watch the professional play this a while ago and recently I watched him play it again this was around December time, and I decided to buy the game for myself. Since then I have not stopped playing it and now it is great to see one of my favourite KZbinrs play gonna be great

[@Brahvim]

42:32 Missed opportunity for _yet another playback_ of the "pipe" sound effect. Also, will Rockstar _actually_ go obsolete after GTA VI? Who knows!

[@Shad0w_4647]

I would literally watch Matto make more hour long videos on playing Hitman 2 & 3. Its entertaining and funny as hell.

[@domoslomo1]

0:14 No, YOU'RE the Judge.

[@leo45647]

I caught this stream and i was really invested so I bought the trilogy as well, now, it's glad to see it here and having context to things. great vid, matthew

[@commanderwalnut3846]

16:51 "Free Assange" lmao

[@yashbhardwaj3392]

For someone who has almost 100% the game . This hurts on a spiritual level . I would absolutely love to see more videos on the game where you try to get the silent assasin . Dunno about you but getting that brings one some real satisfaction

[@SadToffee]

"Jesse, we need to take down Providence Jesse."

[@MrMBinder]

Some of the cleanest stealth I've ever seen. This is hilarious 😂

[@prestonfreeman1967]

"oh! that guy I blew up? - he's not going to have a face." Lmfao.

[@2x2bricks23]

28:00 -5 stars

[@rosestar1324]

I didn't realize this when I played the game the first several times, but I appreciate Agent 47 having good trigger discipline. He knows you dont put your finger on the trigger unless you intend to shoot. @2:56

[@jadtabet1258]

man this video is so great mr. viper! i watched it all the way through to the very end, great video!

[@lumpenbrot]

this was posted 24 seconds ago

[@concerned0]

ong same what a great video 👍 enjoyed every second. thank you mr.Viper

[@thefirestaffboy]

Biker:🤕 47: *subdues a person* Biker:* stands up fine* HEY

[@Arthurtac]

“You can’t trust bald people.” His character - bald

[@SynnekoNya]

Honestly, your timing couldn't have been more perfect, i've literally been getting into a hitman craze again hahah, guess its just good timing LOL

[@SushiYoshi22]

2:47 LOOK MA ITS ME

[@Mikhelodeon]

"Every single prologue, of every single good game starts in snow" Matto basically admitting that rdr2 is a good game..

[@alfredo7074]

DarkViperAU: Every good game has a prologue with snow RDR2: Am i a joke to you?

[@milesmccue9388]

Dude the editing on this video was top tier it had me dying the whole time

[@-SamsungPS3ProMax]

37:15 Living on my own by Freddie Mercury

[@Schacal6666]

I love this series already! Matto is just the best

[@RadionYT]

55:00 metal pipe sound effect 😂

[@Bananmedis]

One of the best videos on the internet

[@midgy3484]

Queen of Passion in the backround of the first mission was an amazing choice

[@ghostpeel]

Matt, I'm coming back after a while - this is fn hilarious! And not just the editing, YOU are hilarious. So nice to get back into your good vibe, it's like I'm watching back in 2019, I love it!

[@suli0wik641]

17:10 DAMN I had never seen any youtuber catch on so fast to the story, this is gonna be fun

[@ankit5725]

18:05 made me really laugh hard 😂😂

[@ghostpeel]

It's funny how even when playing drums 47 looks like a robot

[@LeMargot]

I have SASO on every mission in the trilogy, and seeing Matto play as put me one hair away from an aneurism.

[@ShreN_]

Ikr

[@DEADUNDEADKING]

13:14 That was legendary man!

[@thesadghostdude]

ngl the cutscenes would make an amazing film they need to make this into a film focusing mor on the dramatic scenes like the end of the colarado mission

[@Mbderps]

"im a badass, im a baddass" I was not expecting that lmao

[@ziggyprice4780]

Bruh you've gotta play more hitman because this was absolutely hilarious 😂

[@SatyrCze]

56:21 - some....body! :D :D Great editing!

[@sebay4654]

That Hokkaido was just painful

[@indyalmighty]

Prologue not only has snow but also a TRAIN(ing) 😊

[@ExplodingDreamz]

1:37 this literally pains me. Im very good at hitman and watching new players do dumb things put a sharp pain in my side

[@BVBsniper]

yeah it‘s actually painful

[@Fisher_industry]

💀

[@dr.zoidburger7515]

Hitman is one of my favorite game franchises and I'd love to see this become a real series with him slowly getting better and learning how to speedrun it

[@absoluteschmuck]

Just got done watching the video, and i must say, what a ride it was.

[@Senan_is_cool24]

This video made me buy hitman and after playing a bit i now realise why chat was losing their minds

[@DimaPetrenko-lz2nq]

Omg the amount of editing, and fitting memes (Wiktor from fallout New Vegas, or the scene with Michael from GTA5) clearly a banger episode

[@Yamezzzz]

Woah this is insane. Hitman to me is like what GTA is to Matto. I have 6000 hours in the Hitman trilogy. At least a couple thousand in the older Hitmans. I thought I'd never see this day.

[@TyroneBruinsmaFilms]

"I thought America was a free country" - is in Paris.

[@Fanta-yx3iq]

If you've seen his watchdog series you just know this is not going to end well 😂

[@TheColtster933]

For an Australian he seems to be addicted to using firearms. Maybe he is a fraud after all.

[@hardVatsuki]

I totally agree ☠

[@jahimuddin2306]

The HITMAN World of Assassination Trilogy is amazing. The story can get confusing at times, especially in HITMAN II 2018.