Hitman 1: Hitting On Men... With Bullets

A game that proves that the less hair you have, the better you are at assassinating people.
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[@swordman0511]

Where's part 2?

[@The_House_Always_Wins]

Yeah you should make a part 2 but treat it like a stealth game not a FPS

[@godsdealer708]

COMP SED is orange ppl

[@ryan7625]

Is there any chance of getting these vods uploaded to vod channel ?

[@bradzandmaxplays]

Pls play hitman 3 i know u probs not gonna but pls

[@Homeminboss]

As a Hitman professional, its hurts to see him complete the mission storys yet not kill the target in a unique way. But I remember that I was the same when I started to play.

[@randomnerd3402]

A decent amount of SASO runs involve just shooting the target in the head

[@insertnamehere658]

I remember the 1st time I played marrakesh. I killed every soldier at the school due to things going horribly wrong somewhere. Unlike you though, I still play similarly to that. Chaos is fun.

[@dieziegel]

If you play Hitman without massacring everyone in the level, are you truly playing Hitman?

[@Homeminboss]

​@@insertnamehere658 Oh I still play that way. Find it very fun to just off as many people as a can

[@joakimberg7897]

I thought you wrote professional hitman first. Good thing you didn´t.

[@mrtimurer]

I love when Matto makes these hour-long videos that somehow manage to be well edited and hilarious at the same time.

[@M0torsagmannen]

yes editing was very nice in this. and made the goofs hit harder

[@xjosephjoestar]

Editing was top tier right amount of memes and hq ones

[@BlackMoonHowls]

@@M0torsagmannen Have you seen Slim Slamberly and Slam Slimberly compete in a PGA Pro Golf Tour, I think not. Banished from Planet Golf, they came to Earth to compete, being laughed from their own home world, they aim to play the greatest game of Golf on Earth EVAH! Did you know they can scream even after death?

[@BlackMoonHowls]

NOTHING hits harder than that.

[@AnekoGT]

I fr prefer his videos playing other games than most of the GTA 5 ones, unless it's something more different like that LS overrun by cougars video.

[@NewWindsorPD]

Matto: puts gun in trashcan infront of everyone everyone: shocked a waiter just put a gun in a trashcan matto: surprised people find that weird

[@catsarethebest7001]

Well, hes australian. In australia you trash every weapon you find. You dont want those emus arming themselves.

[@computethis1533]

@@catsarethebest7001 we will never make that mistake again

[@AnekoGT]

I never understood why the npcs think it is weird to someone throw a gun away

[@andomrayamenay]

​@@AnekoGT Why would someone want to throw away a gun? Why would they have it in the first place, if they were just going to throw it away?

[@AnekoGT]

@@andomrayamenay 👍

[@rookiezer0165]

I find it kinda amazing how matto figured out the whole plot from the first cutscene

[@xjosephjoestar]

thats what 10K Hours of playing gta 5 gets you

[@BlackMoonHowls]

@@xjosephjoestar Omega LOL.

[@Bobby_Bean]

How did he figure anything out?

[@Big-BossX]

@@Bobby_Bean the whole shadowclient thing

[@Salmon_savior]

Chat helped him

[@vennas475]

Matto this is definetly gonna be a top tier series

[@WTR0SIIXON3]

I hope he does 2 and 3

[@ibrahimkaraman6750]

Waiting for the following episodes

[@tristanraine]

@@WTR0SIIXON3 he live streamed the entirety of 2 (and DLC) so that's probably soon.

[@TOXICYT2016]

​@@WTR0SIIXON3idk why he would quit after the 1st game

[@cerjmedia]

I am shocked at how well matt understands the story

[@dodar.]

first time seeing a youtuber be invested in WoA story

[@mrtimurer]

True, I really expected him to neglect it completely

[@AdamArtzi]

The story but not really the gameplay tbh.

[@nuv2987]

yeah it took a couple of playthroughs to understand the story completely for me and he nails it first try

[@roguewhisker17]

It took me 5 playthroughs and a few youtube videos to realize soders at the prologue is the same soders in hokkaido and that grey and soders are different people

[@StizzY8]

I swear every new Hitman player turns every level into mass murder and I love it

[@simmervanilly]

Can confirm as a new player once myself 😅.

[@BlackMoonHowls]

@@simmervanilly Just a part of the job now.

[@slonk420]

Tobias the Shotgun Clown is the greatest playstyle I've ever used

[@harkonar4093]

I play the Freelancer mode like I am a mass murderer

[@simmervanilly]

@@harkonar4093 I’m always collecting explosives in freelancer. I piled up like 50 bodies in one room for one target.

[@4crafters597]

Few tips/things: - NPCs with White Dots above their head are called enforcers and are suspicious of you in your current outfit, try changig it. There is always a NPC with a better disguise somewhere in a dark corner with a container nearby. - If you are compromised, at least one person saw you doing an illegal action. They will be orange in instinct and suspicious like an enforcer. Changing disguise fools them too. Trespassing is illegal but nobody will be suspicious if you stop, let a guard escort you out, or, if you are just at an entrace, walk back out. - Use the mission stories and accidents: hit F1 to show them and choose one, it will tell you what to do and usually ends with either an direct kill (blowing up things etc) or a good accident (target walks over/infront of a wire you can expose etc) - Illegal actions carry a warning symbol in their button prompts and illegal items in the inventory. If a npc sees you doing one / holding one for too long or doing an illegal action of high danger (dropping guns, shooting guns, sabotaging things...) they will get alert. - if nothing else there is a chandelier to drop, but accidents are also: pushing over railing, standing near an exploding object (even if triggered by your gun, as long as nobody sees you shoot or lives to tell), consuming poisoned food etc, most maps have rat poison, which makes targets throw up in the nearest toilet, giving you nice oppertunities. This is my essential collection of hitman tips, but there are exceptions to every rule!

[@zakariael1818]

shut

[@BlackMoonHowls]

@@zakariael1818 shot

[@Bananmedis]

Hes already completed the game..

[@nadirbaitsaleem7270]

Great tips!

[@ShibeDogetic]

bro wrote an essay lmfao, gigachad

[@sparkist95]

Therapist: Bald Matto isn't real, he can't hurt you. Bald Matto:

[@ksh42069]

Lmao

[@Homeminboss]

​@@ksh42069 "Who is lmfao?"

[@PavelKapusta1337]

​@@Homeminboss sounds like a chinese hacker who works for koreans for me.

[@kanone_69]

Batto

[@TAKE_BACK_BRITAIN]

@@PavelKapusta1337 Lmao Zedong

[@LordMagnusIV]

Editing was superb again, Editor Person, thank you for existing and working on mattos videos, i love the MGS edits and the small little fun things you do as a joke like the Gray saturation thing. love you

[@loggyvr8199]

Editors are in the description

[@Big-BossX]

Its top tier

[@JotaIsTired]

52:02 "You only got one part of that wrong, *this is not meth."*

[@lunaticamirhosin9127]

14:21 “Excuse me you should try this it’s got a little kick to it” *metal pipe sound effect*

[@henrydeitcher615]

I love how Matt immediately thought that the organization IAGO was named after the bird from Aladdin and not the antagonist from Othello.

[@OccupiedDread]

Another big video by matto of one of my favorite games,another timestamp by me. If you guys could like the comment so it'll help people navigate, it would be much appreciated 0:00 Intro 1:05 Tutorial 2:58 Freeform Training 4:32 The Final Test 7:21 The Showstopper (Paris) 17:22 World of Tomorrow (Sapienza) 29:08 A Gilded Cage (Marrakesh) 40:08 Club 27 (Bangkok) 45:44 Freedom Fighters (Colorado) 1:00:46 Situs Inversus (Hokkaido) ------------- 1:11:59 Dlc Patient Zero 1:12:06 The Source (Bangkok) 1:16:22 The Author (Sapienza) 1:19:42 The Vector (Colorado) 1:21:52 Patient Zero (Hokkaido)

[@KaesoQuinctius]

*shoots the guy in the head* "Defibrillate that." 😂😂

[@tamoghnapal6619]

How we play HItman : Stealth How Matto plays Hitman : Russian Stealth

[@NeighGarrack]

No no no, you got it wrong, it’s No Russian stealth

[@a57el]

i have over 1000 hours on hitman and ive never seen a more relatable first playthrough

[@benc77]

@@agent3976this is why Hitman is so great, even when you fail it doesn’t feel disheartening like most games

[@SkateMasterman]

This video made me feel a lot better. Thanks Matt. The edit at 37:10 made me audibly laugh for the first time in quite a while.

[@MaxerV19]

23:41

[@SkateMasterman]

@@MaxerV19 bwahaha

[@IAmBillyBobButBetter]

As an avid hitman player and a DV watcher, this is splitting my heart in two

[@hyhena-gaming9986]

At least he pays attention to the story

[@crister4903]

So chaotic lol, have a bunch of hours in the game myself

[@RZ_2K]

similarly to OHKO id wanna see him do all the missions again but SASO it, would make some great content

[@TheBlakus420]

​@@RZ_2KI know people do it, but that sounds so painfully difficult. Lol. He could do it eventually, tho. What do you think is harder, tho? OHKO in Gta or SASO in Hitman?

[@RZ_2K]

@@TheBlakus420 OHKO 10000%. Atleast in hitman every playstyle is possible. But hitman is centred around multiple playstyles. Theres even an achievement to have 10 different playstyles after finishing a mission. Gta doesnt have that freedom of approach its very linear in how it wants you to play

[@ejm25]

hitman is at its best when the player is willing to experiment and find interesting solutions. often the quickest method will be to just shoot and run, so im glad matto got more experimental with some of his kills

[@harmon1ous390]

The absolute best Dark Viper quote: "He's not dead, but he's probably pretty unhappy."

[@MartinRusnak]

Watching Matt playing a new game is equally painful as watching someone smoking at the gas station

[@WarmPillowForever]

"I lover her voice" Yeah buddy, ur not alone🤣

[@n0rth963]

See that chef with bandage at 2:06 ? That’s an Easter egg injury from the hitman 1 game, when we threw the wrench at him. So when hitman 1 missions were ported to hitman 3 , they added this funny detail.

[@Dipvide]

I love his humor in editing. “Think fast chuckle nuts.” Bang.

[@IcE-hf2ew]

Game: *is supposed to be played smart and stealthy* DarkViper: *starts a f**king GTA 5 shoot-out*

[@IxionGames]

It does my heart good to hear Matt say he loves the writing, because honestly, I haven't seen short, sweet cutscenes that both looked good and had memorable lines quite in the way Hitman has

[@aliexacute3930]

This needs to be a series man its hilarious

[@meinkungfu]

It will be, Matt has already played Hitman 2 (and maybe also 3, not sure) on stream.

[@fyeul]

Seeing Matto finally getting into hitman is such a blessing

[@yashrathod3802]

Matt's 10k hours of gta v kicks in after 10 mins in hitman

[@TigerChamp99]

One of the most interesting DarkViperAU videos IMO. This is one of the best thumbnails I've seen to date. 6:28 Actually a life like that would be amazing. 7:01 A montage of 47's activities between Codename 47 and Absolution. Hitman 2016 takes place in 2019. 16:36 Interesting quote. 18:05 I did not see that coming. 21:41 Most embarrassing way to get killed. 39:49 Reminds me of Mr White's quote from Casino Royale. 42:19 "Very poor choice of words." 44:55 Easily the best part of your playthrough. 1:11:37 This writing is top tier. Also, one of the most memorable quotes from Hitman WoA. 1:18:12 Genius! I've noticed that Matt perfectly understood the story of World of Assassination, which deserves praise because most players who played this game never properly understood the story because they were too busy setting up kills of the century or simply avoiding the guards.

[@junegeeitisahardgfulmer7911]

I love how he is the only player I’ve seen that tries to keep track of the story cutscenes.

[@calebmcdairmant7459]

Hitman is one of my all time favorite series! Love to see it here on your channel. I can watch one of my most favorite creators play one of my favorite games!

[@lobaandrade7172]

It’s a shame he’s terrible at it

[@ThisUsernameSystemF-ckingSucks]

​@@lobaandrade7172 its clear he's not interested in taking an hour per map at least...

[@jahimuddin2306]

​@@lobaandrade7172, A lot of people are bad at it at first. It is a trial and error game.

[@xjosephjoestar]

yeah man I want to see him playing the rest now

[@Will_Rules]

​@@jahimuddin2306also hes primarily a GTA player and Hitman and GTa sound similar. But are VERYY different

[@doubled3541]

The story is actually really underrated so I’m glad he cares about it

[@whiteskull3208]

Got to admit, he committed so many murders in the vector without a target lockdown is just incredible skills.

[@Kellestial]

Editor did a great job with the jokes

[@jockin]

yeah great joke at 37:14, everyone who jokes about gay defininitely a homophobe

[@Kellestial]

@@jockin slayy

[@browngaymethodistjesuschri1361]

@@jockin + gay guy song

[@croissantrophy.channel]

​@@jockin what a gay comment lol get pegged

[@mohammedsalahchogle9668]

5:10 that 🎵🎶. That thing was awesome

[@piratsn]

Ah, yes, the speedrunner plays the game about waiting.

[@a_catfish5180]

To be fair hitman speedruns go crazy

[@TherealTNCjah]

As an actual hitman who got arrested before and a robber your a noob

[@senbowe2859]

?

[@ConfusionTakesOver]

46:10 matt violating that plant sped up has to be the funniest thing

[@redfordcam9223]

as a hitman irl, this is an ok performance

[@knightwolf3511]

who needs to make money from hits when you can sell the same game to people 3 or 4 times for $60 - $100 each

[@dylanhalbig]

Great job by the editors! I love all the little cutaway jokes mixed in!

[@Mateus01234]

0:14 "You be the judge." Actually, Matt, you're the Judge.

[@Burnerflame2913]

Now that he says it, a lot of good games have a snowy beginning mission

[@alfredo7074]

DarkViperAU: Every good game has a prologue with snow RDR2: Am i a joke to you?

[@Hemant0073]

51:57 is the best moment. Also great editing.

[@prestonfreeman2421]

"oh! that guy I blew up? - he's not going to have a face." Lmfao.

[@patdry]

Having not played the game this way, seeing how the AI reacts so naturally to the chaos is so hilarious and good. Please do more Hitman, it's perfect for your long videos. Plus the memes in the more chill parts of the video is brilliant by your editor. Cheers Matto!

[@Shadow_4647]

I would literally watch Matto make more hour long videos on playing Hitman 2 & 3. Its entertaining and funny as hell.

[@riceman00]

Nearly every mission turns into the un-alive everyone challenge. I love it.

[@BlackMoonHowls]

BigMooney would be proud.

[@DGAMING.1]

14:29 target down, well done 47! head for an exit and we’ll speak again soon.

[@Mbderps]

"im a badass, im a baddass" I was not expecting that lmao

[@SynnekoNya]

Honestly, your timing couldn't have been more perfect, i've literally been getting into a hitman craze again hahah, guess its just good timing LOL

[@archiefenton4705]

I watch the professional play this a while ago and recently I watched him play it again this was around December time, and I decided to buy the game for myself. Since then I have not stopped playing it and now it is great to see one of my favourite KZbinrs play gonna be great

[@AsgerJon]

This reminds me of how long the learning curve actually is in this game. Not steep, but long.

[@Bananmedis]

One of the best videos on the internet

[@milesmccue9388]

Dude the editing on this video was top tier it had me dying the whole time

[@yashbhardwaj3392]

For someone who has almost 100% the game . This hurts on a spiritual level . I would absolutely love to see more videos on the game where you try to get the silent assasin . Dunno about you but getting that brings one some real satisfaction

[@kinsan89]

Playing Hitman with MGS background music, impeccable lol

[@Homeminboss]

I hope matto plays the isle of sgail mission and does the last honors story mission, just to see his reaction where the lady says "among us"

[@MrMBinder]

Some of the cleanest stealth I've ever seen. This is hilarious 😂

[@LeMargot]

I have SASO on every mission in the trilogy, and seeing Matto play as put me one hair away from an aneurism.

[@ShreN_]

Ikr

[@DimaPetrenko-lz2nq]

Omg the amount of editing, and fitting memes (Wiktor from fallout New Vegas, or the scene with Michael from GTA5) clearly a banger episode

[@suli0wik641]

17:10 DAMN I had never seen any youtuber catch on so fast to the story, this is gonna be fun

[@pyroconnor]

I caught this stream and i was really invested so I bought the trilogy as well, now, it's glad to see it here and having context to things. great vid, matthew

[@sebay4654]

That Hokkaido was just painful

[@dustyb58]

"I guess he goes in a loop" congrats for figuring out the main strategy of Hitman 7 missions in

[@michaelquinn1421]

Super excited to watch you play my favorite game series! Hope you have a ton of fun with the maps and scenarios

[@AJ-qs4vw]

A Hitman video played and uploaded by THE DarkViperAU!?! If y'all don't stop and watch, y'all missing out

[@TheFacedas]

YOOOO MY FAVORITE SERIES THANK YOU MATT AND EDITORS!!!

[@axelgaming9851]

Absolutely loved the video, the editing the memes the pace everything is just perfect. I hope u make hitman 2 and 3 videos soon cant wait

[@ghostpeel]

Matt, I'm coming back after a while - this is fn hilarious! And not just the editing, YOU are hilarious. So nice to get back into your good vibe, it's like I'm watching back in 2019, I love it!

[@ziggyprice4780]

Bruh you've gotta play more hitman because this was absolutely hilarious 😂

[@Fanta-yx3iq]

If you've seen his watchdog series you just know this is not going to end well 😂

[@TheColtster933]

For an Australian he seems to be addicted to using firearms. Maybe he is a fraud after all.

[@hardVatsuki]

I totally agree ☠

[@SadToffee]

"Jesse, we need to take down Providence Jesse."

[@RZXCLUB]

so glad you played this. i started playing in 2016 and have played basically daily since. love seeing youtubers i watch play this game too. great video!

[@thesadghostdude]

ngl the cutscenes would make an amazing film they need to make this into a film focusing mor on the dramatic scenes like the end of the colarado mission

[@Arthurtac]

“You can’t trust bald people.” His character - bald

[@dodar.]

truely one of the best hitman videos I have ever seen, a begginer having fun but simoultaniously liking the story and writing! Truely one of a kind Matto (:

[@mrawesomeness4488]

Imagine matto playing the hitman randomiser mod

[@ankit5725]

18:05 made me really laugh hard 😂😂

[@mantafare7670]

Editing was phenomenal, also what a hilarious episode had me laughing at 12 in the morning 😂😂😂

[@midgy3484]

Queen of Passion in the backround of the first mission was an amazing choice

[@Schacal6666]

I love this series already! Matto is just the best

[@andreww154]

This is going to be a great series I can tell

[@ghostpeel]

It's funny how even when playing drums 47 looks like a robot

[@j0hnnycache]

This is by far the best thing I've watched all year. 🎉 Can't wait for the next one!

[@jadtabet1258]

man this video is so great mr. viper! i watched it all the way through to the very end, great video!

[@lumpenbrot]

this was posted 24 seconds ago

[@concerned0]

ong same what a great video 👍 enjoyed every second. thank you mr.Viper

[@Yamezzzz]

Woah this is insane. Hitman to me is like what GTA is to Matto. I have 6000 hours in the Hitman trilogy. At least a couple thousand in the older Hitmans. I thought I'd never see this day.

[@relaxfriend9461]

BRO I LITERALLY JUST STARTED PLAYING THIS AGAIN, THE TIMING IS CRAZY !

[@-BLANK-1-]

13:14 That was legendary man!

[@Fafuchess]

Hilarious how many people in chat are gatekeeping how to play hitman lol

[@gunsmokegaloreyt6840]

56:20 that was hilarious your current editor is doing a fine job 🤣

[@absoluteschmuck]

Just got done watching the video, and i must say, what a ride it was.

[@simmervanilly]

This was very entertaining! I do hope to see the vods on the vod channel some day too!

[@alpergumulu9547]

12:18 *happy pipe noises lmao so good editing

[@ExplodingDreamz]

1:37 this literally pains me. Im very good at hitman and watching new players do dumb things put a sharp pain in my side

[@BVBsniper]

yeah it‘s actually painful

[@Fisher_industry]

💀

[@imissmywife.]

this was extremely painful to watch but also entertaining

[@youngflova]

Matto I love your editing ❤❤ it‘s so much fun seeing you play any type of game

[@aamyushh]

i have watched all the old hitman twitch vods and yet i still watched this entire video because it was so hilarious HAHAHAH PLEASE MATTO I NEED MOREEEE