Hitman 3: Three Times The Men, Three Times The Bald

[@haydnwilde7158]

"ooh a knife, being Australian I'm very good at identifying those" Might be the most under appreciated joke ever told, bravo sir.

[@bruhman1235]

went over my head, can you explain 😂

[@BobTheMartin]

@@bruhman1235That's not a knife, this is a knife

[@Vanvidum]

He's played knifey-spoony before!

[@That_Honda_Civic]

@@BobTheMartin Bart: that's a spoon

[@bencezavarko7312]

​@@TheBlakus420Kavinsky - Nightcall Go and watch Drive

[@cerjmedia]

It's cut from this video, but there was a hilarious interaction on the first mission the first time he played through it he killed the targets immediately before Lucas got to finish his monologue and everyone in chat was like "you missed the whole thing" so he replayed it. It was pretty wild

[@GOAT_GOATERSON]

That's really funny, thanks for this information

[@adol3r800]

😂😂😂😂

[@average__height8033]

I remember that, not well but I remember thinking “I guarantee he’s gonna have to go back for the YT footage”

[@RZ_2K]

matto unironically speedran dubai then, getting 35 second any%

[@sunnilybright6008]

I remember watching that live lol

[@Sxcheschka]

"I've been upgraded chat, I've turned from a number to a letter." I'm so ded, this is amazing, peak comedy gold, no wonder your name is, DarkViperGold.

[@appletimemac]

The editor that did this video is a comedic genius, love it!

[@durarda5711]

"darkviper au the master at hitting on men" correct from every angle

[@PanicPakin]

He's like one of those mobile game ad where they purposefully play the game wrong so you want to play it yourself.

[@Samtheman91]

This is like torture but funny and entertaining at the same time

[@AnekoF90]

It's like Entertainment fo: non hitman players Torture and entertainment for: hitman players Torture for: hitman tryhards.

[@macsynister]

​@@AnekoF90well said

[@SelvesteGud]

​@@AnekoF90watching Hitman players cry in his chat throughout the series was pretty fun

[@yellowbananago]

"The same concept behind the men's room."

[@MorgFlame]

28:32: "These are the stairs that go upstairs." Lmao

[@jaisuriya8055]

18:47 - 18:52 😂😂 the vaccum sound after intense dialog from matt gets me

[@FinnaWoken]

"*I* think it's this person who did it, but im an idiot who's wrong about most things so it's definitely someone else" matto was so real for that

[@stacksmasherninja7266]

That bunnyhopping reference was 10/10. All the Source engine references were 10/10

[@Xdgvy]

40:40 "She wouldn't *really* betray me, right?" This isn't the third time she's done so or anything.

[@fuzzstergoat]

loooooool but hey she always comes round diana burnwood da sneaky goat

[@maddylmaz4627]

So this was what Matto was doing while in witness protection

[@Imanidiotwhyamidoingthis]

WITNESS PROTECTION FOR WHAT?

[@JackContraband]

"Witness protection for what?!"

[@TheBlakus420]

Question. Does anyone here know what the name of that song is he used for that he's him meme at 46:42?? I keep hearing that song everywhere and I friggin love synth music, but for the life of me can't figure out this song 😭

[@Knitterfest]

@@TheBlakus420 Nightcall - Lovefoxxx, Kavinsky Literally the theme of Drive (Ryan Gosling Movie)

[@TheBlakus420]

@@Knitterfest Word! 😀

[@elkdzn513]

Hes so bad I had to download the game myself after watching him play hitman 1 and 2

[@CapyMakesVideos]

How did you post this comment a day ago and this video came out just like 30 minutes ago?? Are you a time traveler?

[@godzillano.1945]

​@@CapyMakesVideos See that doggo icon next to his name, he's a member. Member's get early access to videos

[@silverdashhd644]

He's member ​@@CapyMakesVideos

[@CapyMakesVideos]

@@godzillano.1945 ooooohhh this makes sense now... Thx

[@drunkenhobo8020]

So Matt's the one who is playing the game during those mobile adverts...

[@cralj]

Editor i love you and will always love you for the metal gear references

[@BobTheMartin]

Do you think love can bloom even on a battlefield?

[@cralj]

@@BobTheMartin yeah I do.. I think at any time, any place people can fall in love with each other.

[@majimbo480]

Did you say "nerd"?

[@TheBlakus420]

Question. Does anyone here know what the name of that song is he used for that he's him meme at 46:42?? I keep hearing that song everywhere and I friggin love synth music, but for the life of me can't figure out this song 😭

[@cralj]

@@TheBlakus420 nightcall by kavinsky

[@thomasodwyer5365]

The Metal Gear music here absolutely slaps 52:30

[@Correct_Hamster]

38:10 i admire the editor to add a polish meme there

[@lemurkirsche7891]

Bober is the best so.

[@Correct_Hamster]

@@lemurkirsche7891 yes he is one of the bobers of all time

[@totalwipeout9358]

Whoever edited this video and added the flavor"videos" here and there as skits deserve a raise. Superb execution

[@A.C.T1997]

Matto: What do I need to do to get stars in this game? Also Matto: *Kills everyone he sees*

[@akalimain2606]

For some reason I absolutely love these videos. I myself have played hundreds if not thousands of hours of hitman. I played and completed every mission more times than I could remember and am now creating my own missions and speedrunning. And this just feels so great to look at. Like the first time I played the game. Dont care about Silent Assasin or anything else just blasting my way trough enemies while exploring the world. I just cant look at a map anymore without imidiately thinking of dozens of ways of killing the target stealthly as quickly as possible that I dont even take a second to look around. A feeling that will never be the same. Truly awesome videos, extremely enjoyable to watch.

[@rizones2286]

47:45 After your playthrough I didn't even consider you'd even pay attention about story details, that was surprising, goodjob Matto.

[@inevitabledev6188]

the editor needs a raise, god damn this is funny 🤣🤣

[@mr.crynge]

Give the editor a raise

[@t0maz.m]

Agree

[@flamingburitto]

Whoever edited this did a great job!

[@Someone-sc2hk]

the fact that I just watched both is hitman 1 and 2 videos yesterday and this released today is insane

[@cyanlol.]

I honestly love watching Matt play through this because he's invested in the story and actually pays attention and asks questions. Even if the gameplay is silly the story is what drives this game for me.

[@Tofuman]

The metal gear music is a nice touch

[@johnsontanchikean9416]

13:11 "I spent the evening with Patrick." **Proceeds to show a photo of MatPat with the maid**😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@veljkostejic9866]

they have been theorizing about minecraft whole evening as i've heard

[@rosekrababbel7042]

YEESSS LETSGO!!! i love hitman and i loved your first two videos! i hope this is gonna be just as great

[@swifty630]

feels like the algorithm hid this from me

[@renuteronpi484]

Yeah looks like the algorithm is changing and he too himself said that he is doing a bit bad on his side.

[@emincvrljo7013]

Hi Matto, I usually don't leave comments on KZbin, but honestly you have such great editors, that it has been a pleasure watching your videos these past months with all the memes and references. Keep it up, and I wish you all the best.

[@Superiorlumbago9260]

Mgs soudtrack fits like a glove, or a strangers clothes in this case

[@velvetunderbite]

great comment lmao

[@_freakinbots]

I have been waiting 6-7 months for this video and its finally here

[@christophergames2632]

just popped in my head that agent 47 sounds like master chief

[@PwnySlaystation01]

Security guard: "Stop the strangling!"

[@hyx0man]

37:56 was not expecting azumanga daioh to be in a darkviper video at all lmao

[@Olanimates]

Loved the editing on this one

[@PauloHernandezXD]

2:31 “You’re a wizard 47” Lmaooo

[@autoandre]

2:03 Mr Phillips we're making sure that you didn't miss the landng zone.

[@TheFinalEvent97]

2:17 It is actually possible he was wearing it underneath, Mythbusters did something similar with Jamie scuba diving to a boat while wearing a suit underneath. The judge couldn't tell which one of him or Adam had been diving.

[@caellumrevolta2839]

I love the edit involving the remote for the car bomb not working.

[@dopelmfao398]

matto is indeed the master of hitting on man

[@pharaoh_of_chaos7755]

Darkviperau the master of hitting on men - 2024

[@realCyng]

The good ending leads into Freelancer mode, which is like an infinite epilogue.

[@bluelobster1389]

After rewatching the hitman one and two videos before watching this I can truly say that Matto is definitely a man who hits on other men. A hitman if you will. (Fade to black. Roll credits)

[@joemcleod6401]

Been waiting for this to come up in my notifications for agesss

[@randomusername396]

WHY DIDN'T THIS GET RECOMMENDED TO ME. Yo I just read that you made this vid in your post about the reddit recaps. Thank you so much for mentioning that I'm not sure when I would have found out

[@miguelesteves263]

I love who the humour on Hitman is exactly Matto's humour

[@jeffthepig0679]

This is an amazingly edited video. Absolute gem

[@xkcd22]

loved the vid man.

[@Eddie848]

Its about time! I have been eaiting for you to play this for ages.

[@麒麟麦酒-u5w]

3 games in and he still snaps everyones neck

[@UnNamedGuy0]

14:35 Oh, a painting, why don't I rotate it a little and see what happens?

[@Favorite_john]

“Hah you’re e I’m a it’s in the game” 😂😂😂 that had me dying

[@king_kb6700]

The editor is a certified metal gear fan

[@KaitlynnUK]

I was late to this game, but once I got into it, I loved it and have played it through twice so far, trying to get 100%. A think a third run is in order soon. Glad you enjoyed it too.

[@Sxcheschka]

Apricot. Had me rolling.

[@tbusby3]

These are some of my absolute favourite non-GTA videos, so hyped to see another one

[@DaanSnqn]

Matto, you have to understand that 47 is supposed to be socially awkward, so he doesn't talk to people.

[@a-simpler-time]

Im amazed by how he managed to fluke it though Berlin

[@MrMBinder]

The Silent Assassin is back! The editing in this video is 10/10. Top tier memes.

[@summerysteam96]

"His name is steve"😂 Perfect name by DarkViperAU

[@D0Samp]

Agent Haines47, man.

[@summerysteam96]

@@D0Samp steve haines mmmm😂yes

[@koteczek7547]

38:10 Poland reference lets go

[@sam_1887]

Burnwood edit got me already liked. Now this 55min gonna be worth it

[@unzboz]

The editing is great, love the work!

[@slawvsn]

watching him DarkViperAU his way through Hitman is something I will miss

[@NguyenKien1808]

If you ever wonder how someone can descend into madness like the Joker just remember Matto's Hitman playthrough exist

[@lukeav9185]

I love the metal gear music playing!

[@youtuberson4077]

0:49 into the video and choking on my dinner from laughing. much props for almost killing me. awful but thank you

[@gibbsin]

I have been waiting for months for this vid love it keep up the good work

[@zeussoulhd2169]

Watching Matto play Hitman is painful and entertaining at the same time

[@Zer0soniX]

11:26 Matto: Yo! What is Up? My Politically incorrect Racial Epithet. Strangely Familiar Looking Delivery Guy: We Meet Again! *Metal Pipe* I Loved that Joke in Hitman 1 and I Totally Lost it Here 🤣

[@arnavpundale9676]

matt has been so used to shooting in gta, that he will just shoot his way ahead with his 100% accurasy

[@Woud_]

The edits and also editted video in a whole is amazing! Laughing all the way through!

[@ericdesjardins3760]

11/10 content and great editing btw

[@AvengedHate26]

1:16 I love you so much for the metal gear solid 3 halo jump music right here lol that is exactly what I was thinking first time I played this mission 🤣🤣

[@stateberg7208]

46:58 agent 47 is a super assassin That’s a clone of the best assassins of the world of course he just walked it off

[@OccupiedDread]

Yeah the final Hitman video, time to timestamp 0:00 intro & recap 1:14 On top of the World Cutscene (Dubai) 1:58 On top of the World Mission Start 9:11 Death in the Family Cutscene (Dartmoor) 10:20 Death in the Family Mission Start 20:38 Apex Predator Mission Start (Berlin) 24:49 End of an Era Cutscene (Chongqing) 26:22 End of an Era Mission Start 39:28 The Farewell Cutscene (Mendoza) 40:38 The Farewell Mission Start 45:45 Untouchable Mission Start (Carpathian Mountains) I love these games so much with how much variety and sandbox elements, glad Matt tried it out, leave a like please to help people, or don't, I don't control you

[@DarkViperAU]

Will add em, thanks :)

[@jakubjanicki9148]

The last guy must have had chills going down his spine

[@wadez1000]

I just now got to this video because i wanted to finnish hitman 3 my self first.

[@dannyisonmars]

the brief case segment was legendary 😂

[@rdpthebest5687]

FINALY, HE GOT 5 ACTUAL STARS. THAT IS THE ONLY REASON I KEPT WATCHING THIS, TO SEE HIM FINALLY GET 5 STARS!

[@Iabuyo]

Editing has been top notch lately!

[@halb-ei8544]

He literally missed the best option to kill the targets in the entire trilogy in mendoza. My pain is insufferable and my day is ruined.

[@gruphius]

Damn, Matto is so bad at this game that his random shenanigans work somehow

[@johnrigdon9767]

With all this mgs music i wanna see matto play those games

[@georgedeganster]

29:30 this is genuis

[@GreatGatsbyMonsters]

He managed to do the entire Night Club level (Berlin) without entering the night club once. That's actually so impressively funny 🤣

[@TexasSnyper]

I wonder when Matto is gonna talk about how Agent 47 isn't actually in witness protection

[@yuurst5283]

This editing was so good

[@x3lqua]

Yay! Another Hitman video, hitting on men once again.

[@goatzillalachevre2356]

Matto, you HAVE to play Freelancer, a whole campaign of it

[@lukedanielgalon1596]

Even though Matt is playing the same way it's still hilarious to watch regardless

[@JayMaverick]

This is hilarious. Editing plus Matto's dumb wit is masterclass.

[@ElijahMcCarthy]

He makes me laugh when I’m sad fr

[@DarkViperAU]

I wish you happier times mate

[@Sopranos990]

​@@DarkViperAU merry Christmas

[@Sxcheschka]

I like Agent Steve, he cool.

[@juggernautwzrd]

@41:30 ive never seen that clip that was amazing

[@cerjmedia]

yayy I'm finally glad to see the finale since watch most of the streams, fantastic!

[@PurpleAir392]

Hopefully you post the whole vid to the vod channel! Will be waiting to watch on there lol

[@peffz]

this was an absolutely amazing video!!! great editing and, well, entertaining gameplay 🥶