Hitman 2 but hitman is not the job for me

[@myvanwycalista3387]

"You're getting your clown one way or another" is probably the most passive aggressive clown quote I've ever heard. And I've heard a lot of them.

[@turbogoblin8232]

Where the hell are you finding so many passive aggressive clowns

[@tassodemo2316]

@@turbogoblin8232 😂😂

[@poisonousarrow]

@@turbogoblin8232 Twitter

[@bowkatiewow]

I know this comment is 3 years old but I wanted to tell you I love your Icon For Hire pfp

[@dylansnow95]

i cant stop laughing

[@princekyros]

No one on the dev team thought that someone would do the letter plan in the shaman costume. Lol

[@DrakeKillah]

Proves that they don't watch Kevin... The feckers!

[@Adderall019]

"BUT ME WANT SHAMAN CLOTHES " - dev

[@JuicyBagel44]

How the ending to Hitman Agent 47 should be. Agent 47: This is it, I found my calling, I will no longer be a hit man.. **playing the bongos with his band as the screen fades, showing pictures of him and his bands traveling around Columbia and playing their music-**

[@ravenanne1734]

I can just imagine the real life reactions to this huge string of assassinations. "Who is killing all these people? It's messy and there are always a million witnesses, yet somehow they always get away with it! We have no clues, they leave behind no evidence!"

[@ItsCleto]

"I'm the clown you ordered" *"Get lost"*

[@BadDayLp]

Holy shit you fucking killed him dude

[@WiseYess]

🤡

[@fixxmymind]

1:57

[@JohnDoe-on6ru]

I mean...If you saw a guy dressed up as a clown, would your first thought really be "Hitman"?

[@JohnDoe-on6ru]

Maybe Kevin is why people are afraid of clowns@David Milliard

[@hanniballectersass]

To be fair there are no clowns in the ghetto so he's probably preparing to pull a bag of coke out from behind your ear

[@sebione3576]

YES. A MILLION TIMES YES.

[@15thTimeLord]

With 47's furrowed brows?! Oh hek yes, I leave the area early, don't wanna be collateral.

[@shiannafoxx]

Yes

[@cptjackpl8690]

Hitman 2 but I just hit a man and fed a hippo. Also happy late Thanksgiving.

[@jaytee5]

We do not celebrate thanksgiving

[@alexanderormwiklund]

@@jaytee5 well ya do now

[@alexbecker2578]

We only celebrate death day

[@jaytee5]

@@alexbecker2578 and st pickens day

[@robby576]

"Happy Late Thanksgiving" Yeah, for the hippo

[@fbi9711]

And so, Agent 47 went on to study the fine arts of literature, married, and had 2 beautiful bald children -The End

[@johngunther7751]

@FBI are you watching Me?

[@hazeltree7738]

One child had Morse code on their head and the other had Base64

[@SychkiSychki]

@@johngunther7751 fake FBI.... LOL

[@trindalas]

Until the families of the many innocent people he killed found his hiding place. :P

[@punkandrockgirf]

I haven't heard from my surveillance guy in a while. Did y'all fire him? He has kids.

[@izzy1221]

Hitman 2 but differences in music tastes causes deaths.

[@silverviz5600]

“Silent attack” *CLANK* “That was not silent!”

[@sweetmissmira]

Honest to god I saw jim pickens in my dreams. He was actually stalking me. The dear leader is in my head. Not joking.

[@kornelius986]

Happens to all of us, you'll get used to it.

[@artyismybae]

You should feel honoured, you've been chosen.

[@itsamepersonio7338]

Just eat some raw human meat, should cure it by the actions of the rust video

[@johnbaker7104]

“I was just clowning around, heheue” I died

[@Naruneyl]

current life status: waiting for kev to upload

[@AwkwardHannahTheGamer]

that's basically me too everyday yes

[@kito3312]

i relate on an emotional level

[@snakeman183]

Camila M. I couldn’t agree more

[@RaininPayne2]

Most will never know the struggle of waiting weeks and even usually 3 months, for Kevin to upload a video after saying “I’m gonna start uploading more often”

[@fartmerchant762]

Get a job or get Red Dead Redemption II

[@iexistexe]

"You're my partner in crime Hippo" Piranhas: am i a joke to you?

[@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens]

*Kevin posts a video* "Now that's a lot of damage!"

[@Soul-Tower]

The Great Dear Leader Jim Pickens you are our saviour praise the great dear leader Jim Pickens

[@immoneymiller]

You are the first

[@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens]

*ALL GIVE PRAISE TO YOUR DEAR LEADER*

[@josephstalin8972]

The Great Dear Leader Jim Pickens were you been the last 8,998,472,363.84 years?

[@smugboon2377]

Dear leader are you related to dear leader or dear leader?

[@magmaweb_]

If you could stand under that crate that would be *Crate*

[@JO-zg3rp]

should've been "incrateable"

[@AleronWolf]

that's gr8, m8. how big is ur cr8?

[@Flower-bu9my]

This C8 is so G8 i R8 it a STR8 to 8 out of 8

[@TheIrishDino]

Nonsense Kevin... *YOU'RE GREAT AT KILLING THINGS*

[@AniketBhatP]

He's as good of a silent assassin as The Tank from L4D.

[@pineappleproductions1696]

Agreed

[@RhydianMerlin]

He's good at accidentally killing things too

[@RhydianMerlin]

He's good at accidentally killing things too

[@chewey_gamer6836]

Dino The TRex a

[@alexubel]

Its amazing how open the game is. I'm a big fan of the "New" Hitman games. You really can complete the mission by any means.

[@pinaqtm194]

Hey Kevin, is mole alive now? And available to talk?

[@ceebbees12345]

Whoa, im a horse is mad yo

[@user-686hs-77]

@im a horse I hope you have a splendid day and all your dreams come true. God bless you, edge lord.

[@pinaqtm194]

@im a horse Omg please that sounds sooo hot im actually horny as fuck rn

[@alanf5307]

@@pinaqtm194 can i tickle your thick pickle

[@codeman4971]

im a horse shut the hell up boi

[@stanlee6748]

Imagine dying and the last thing you'll see is kevins smiling face

[@totallynotfrompornok2407]

I’d die happy

[@Eycopi2045]

@@totallynotfrompornok2407 me too

[@idkwhatmynameshouldbe3219]

@@totallynotfrompornok2407 we all would.

[@onefactman2219]

Setting:Ancient Colombian Village Perfect place to practice my clown act.

[@fartmerchant762]

"In the jungles of Colombia, where the women do not wear clothes"

[@warwickeng5491]

I thought that was Cuba lol ahah

[@ЕкатеринаКатюша-х4к]

Dirty Bong Water Colombia

[@fartmerchant762]

@@ЕкатеринаКатюша-х4к I bet you didn't even catch that reference, you must of missed the "real gamers only" sign

[@ЕкатеринаКатюша-х4к]

Dirty Bong Water No, I didn't know there was a reference, I didn't catch it at all, and I'm not interested in doing it. Just was correcting the misspelling

[@karinlee3471]

5:04 I don't know why I keep going back to this part and imagining the guy as Jim Pickens addressing his basement slaves

[@Lummy]

All rise for the supreme leader, Jim Pickens and his son, Guy with glasses.

[@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens]

*I SHALL MY CHILD, I SHALL*

[@w0rstart1st5]

@im a horse can you stop saying the same thing to every comment? It's getting annoying.

[@allisonhoff5805]

I was just double checking that I'd seen all of Kevin's Hitman videos and somehow I'd missed this one. This was a freaking gem!! I'm so glad I found it!

[@katonix6431]

Status: Single In a relationship Married Complicated *Grognak* ✅

[@rafaelalodio5116]

Communism, in short terms.

[@lmaohii7899]

U forgot fat and ugly

[@wyatts7923]

More like bore ragnorok

[@bronzejourney5784]

@@wyatts7923 More like bore ragnorok? More like bore ragnorok.

[@wyatts7923]

BronzeJourney? More like bore ragnorok

[@eeuumega]

(4:12) If they burn those fields down they gonna get stoned af.

[@JustinY.]

Hitman 2 but I hit a lot of men.

[@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens]

Sounds good to me

[@vaurius5644]

Justin Y. You use notifications? That’s surprising

[@immoneymiller]

Why are you every where

[@dickbuttb7374]

Justin Y. Notice me papa.

[@tg7423]

no

[@CaptainEdMercer]

I love the hitman series. It's so funny watching you play and goof around in the clown suit, it's doing wonders for my crippling depression.

[@davidmackayy]

Can we get a cover version of Despacito on the bell?

[@rafaelalodio5116]

He should do a Despacito cover as he did one of Ring of Fire.

[@vladaling3527]

guards- * shooting * Kevin- good luck finding me * gets into a bush * guards- WhErE'D He Go?

[@threehalfs7150]

3:57 : My dad when I was born

[@Kiralilithyan]

XD

[@Xrated]

Definetly a drummer who lost his way.

[@seanquinn3034]

5:28 Kevin joins the IRA (1968 colorized)

[@jasonrosati2487]

I used to play video games all the time but I really don’t have the time to play anymore, so I resort to watching other people play it. After seeing so many people try to play the best at the games, you just fuck around and I love it. Incredibly hilarious I actually am laughing multiple times a video. Great quality 👊

[@vojtechmedved]

Agent 47? More like Grognak, am I right guys?

[@Cron04]

Agent 47 More like Grognak, am I right guys? More like Bore-Ragnarok.

[@turkepic3637]

Agent 47 is just a bad spinoff of grognak the destroyer atourney at law

[@huntercartwright8368]

More like guys being right, am i right

[@MxAriDuck]

Flower the Flowey Esquire MD

[@sovietwombat8194]

Comrade Rogozin no u

[@robbietheweirdo]

the guy didn't lose you kevin he was just like "meh you can be someone else's problem

[@coopierre]

Hitman 2 More like Men with sunglasses 2

[@Kaknamenuss]

More like 2 Men with sunglasses and a Women without

[@isawyoudoingpeacesignswith1394]

BORE RAGNOROK

[@adammidderigh4150]

There's nothing better than finishing a solid work week and realising there's a CallMeKevin video you haven't seen yet. Please do more xD best Hitman 2 video i've ever seen

[@huntercartwright8368]

You are litteraly my faveorite youtuber. You always make my day

[@theflamingpotato9651]

+mega nerd it’s multiple people and search up on KZbin “oh yeah yeah”

[@loumoon7660]

When Kevin becomes the joker one day we will use this as evidence

[@filipakika2011]

00:22 dodged that one pretty smoothly.

[@CanteSkuya]

you're literally so funny, i love your sense of humour. would LOVE to see more of this!!

[@ultimatetrashboy419]

Kevin: I’m playing all strategies so I’ll always come up on top.

[@dylansnow95]

"You're getting your clown one way or another"

[@triggerme6144]

"Silent attack." Hit someone with a shovel.

[@thebeastman6668]

Kevin is a master assassin

[@marcusgracey945]

Kevin, I think you should play Stellaris. It is a space empire game, and you have the option to eat other species. There is a whole Authoritarian/Egalitarian Xenophobia/Xenophile thing. You can also make a Cult empire with your leader worshiped as a god. For example: Fanatic Xenophobe with Spiritualist let’s you get Fanatic Purifier and wipe out all other races to “purify” the galaxy (preferably by eating them). Also you can be a hive mind devouring swarm which eats everything

[@Lazerfaced]

Give up dude

[@MerkhVision]

That actually sounds amazing and would be fun to see Kevin play!

[@marcusgracey945]

Michael Rynkiewicz Why did you copy my comment?

[@marcusgracey945]

Lazerfaced nope

[@sthlng2180]

@@marcusgracey945 His dumbass was trying to start a chain of copied replies, but failed.

[@TheRelatableGamer]

"Its a crime now because i dont like the same music as him." Welcome to america.

[@ZSchrink]

Amazing Hitman episode!

[@satanicchameleon1928]

This was the most graceful execution of a mission you’ve ever done.

[@stonedghost1341]

Hitman Absolution

[@brandinomacleodeto9683]

Your videos are so comforting and making even shitty days okay. Thanks for what you do

[@levifoskett1487]

0:55 Pov its 2016

[@jcolefnc1288]

pleeease continue with the Hitman series, it's so feckin amusing and hilarious how you deal with your targets

[@willhall796]

I *REALLY* feel like your name should be Dear Leader when you’re wearing the pointy hat costume

[@NFS4LFE]

Starting off as a clown was the perfect precursor to all the silly happenings in this video

[@AbysswalkerD]

Kevin and Hippo! An even more Dynamic Duo than Batman & Robin.

[@sebcw1204]

a hitman sitcom would probably do pretty well

[@pedrovallefin8406]

But it would have to be Kevins Hitman: A shy, derranged killer who dreams of making a full time job as a clown. Hes terribly akwkard, so his plans to kill uncouspiculy always end espectaculary bad. And he gets easily distracted so every episode he would try a diferent job (detective, drummer, santa) in the middle of the hit. And, when he inevitably fails in everything he does, he goes on a killing spree so big that would land him inmediately in jail. And yet he somehow miracously gets away scott free everytime.

[@G0DKING]

Hitman 2 more like Man hit me twice hahahahahaahahaa Hahahaha Haha Ha- D:

[@NightmareBlade10]

*oof*

[@Greennoob2]

It’s impressive how good you are at the game while also making it look like you aren’t trying

[@prestonp.7094]

Kevin please read this, You are my favorite KZbinr and every time I see one of your notifications I get excited and watch it right away. Your videos are always so funny and literally make me wheeze with laughter,which isn’t good for my asthma but it’s worth it haha. You are the funniest person that I know and your videos are always my favorite ones to watch. Thanks for making my day better with every upload. If you are reading this, I hope you have a good day/night.

[@samb5065]

7:58 "Green giant!" (If you don't know what that is, look it up) 8:02 He probably prefers sweetcorn

[@aspen1713]

YESS MORE HITMAN

[@hoze1235]

4:47 shit just got real

[@eternalclipsgaming6731]

5:00 Just another day in the office with Kevin. You could almost call him the office clown on some days.

[@weaouw]

5:56 "Wake up." *Grab a brush and put a little makeup.* *Hide your scars to fade away the shakeup.* *Why'd -* Wow so original.. I mean this did come to my mind on it's own, but still... I'm now ashamed of myself, for having no originality. ... It's a good song tho.

[@dreyden_the_slam_man]

100% want as many of these as possible you are amazing my dude and funny as heck

[@husband-of-chinggis]

Man i feckin love these videos, wish kevo would do more hitman stuff

[@Azure-Flame-Bee]

2:32 Was... was that Tommy Wiseau?

[@muradmuntasrsahawneh6989]

When i go downstairs for a midnight snack, kevin is the best thing to watch

[@nopeyup5289]

“Good hippoooooooo”

[@emmaroni4619]

I absolutely adore you. I need you to be my friend. We could just have conversations about absolutely nothing except a bunch of bullshit.

[@mewmiki]

"He's much more into eating humans, like me." Um, Kevin, do we need to talk?

[@Xehanort10]

Call Me Cannibal Kevin.

[@radissoncountrygirl]

I mean a flashy hitman is at least more fashionable than a normal one, I fricken love these hitman 2 videos so far

[@danm8403]

I'm impressed, Kevin! This was another great one, but how about next time you try LEGO Star Wars: The Complete Saga?

[@ansixi4194]

Overstepping your bounds

[@jomics]

That’s quite moist.

[@NikeTubeStudios]

Anything Lego will be an interesting Kevin Let's Play.

[@mcflower43]

“How about this for basic social etiquette?!”, *turn and throw*...not many youtubers are successful at making me laugh out loud with every video, but you sir, are an exception to that rule. Thank you, from a northerner to a southerner!

[@benjamind6272]

Kevin: "I learned that in clown college." You walk into the classroom, and everyone is wearing clown costumes while the Spider-Man 2 pizza theme plays.

[@Iamdisguised]

I wonder how it feels to think these targets went missing and then finding their body in a box

[@kinglegend7045]

I really love your videos and i really think you are funny

[@TNovix]

"Gotta save energy" *Goes over to turn off a radio powered by FHOOKIN BATTERIES*

[@mr.p-anda3772]

Love the vids Kevin

[@harold4thofhisname.499]

this is the most fantastic series you’ve done in some time keep em coming

[@5lake]

Hitman but i hit a man

[@tg7423]

copycat

[@5lake]

@@tg7423 i posted this comment before justin y he, copied me

[@thatmonkemanzelinki2185]

slake to quench ones thirst *but I hit on a man

[@5lake]

@@thatmonkemanzelinki2185 i mean as in punch

[@willward6792]

Kevin: (Trespasses) Also Kevin: *"No, no, no, I’m a hippo whisperer"*

[@gunnar28]

Hitman 2 but Jim Pickens becomes the hitman

[@SubArchitectDJ]

If this channel just became Kevin playing Hitman endlessly I'd be OK with that XD

[@G0DKING]

Hey Kevin It’s mole can you make some more Rdr2 videos? Thanks. -Mole

[@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens]

*I am the Dear Leader, and I approve this message*

[@MaiaMirabell]

YAS!

[@pugpolice4323]

GTGaming Hey Mole, is Mole2 available to talk?

[@G0DKING]

The Great Dear Leader Jim Pickens Thank you dear leader

[@G0DKING]

Pugpolice no but mOle 3 is

[@riccardomazzaro1901]

PLEASE CONTINUE THIS SERIE. I AM LITERALLY DYING BECAUSE OF THIS.

[@kookiemonster9709]

"HitMaN baNG inTroDuCes"

[@AoiYukinoMisharu]

Kevin playing Hitman is the best thing, I need a full playthrough of this game.

[@cama3879]

1:56 Dude i always laugh at this

[@floydframpton]

I'm sorry but your Hitman videos are so bloody hilarious. You're usually really funny but I laugh so hard while watching this series.

[@mushmansion4117]

As soon as he put on the clown costume i had flashbacks to RT games

[@mattwhyy2515]

Your content makes me genuinely happy

[@eshankarnik262]

Damn it u could have just stomped the village u know

[@theogamer1040]

YES I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ALL DAY!!!

[@juff89]

I keep having dreams where this guy comes and moves to the US and becomes my Bestfriend, he and I then go to a few of my friends’ houses who are throwing parties, we also bring the super hot guy from How I Met Your Mother (the one who’s married to Sophia Vergera). During the party the three of us group up in either a shed or a sauna and Kevin plans out a plot to kill everyone at the party so that we have the water pool slide all to ourselves. Then he and Mr. Vergera go through with their plan very half assed and a bunch of people from the party start running away down the street and Kevin is usually just like “eh just let them go, who cares”, and while Kevin and the other guy are enjoying the slide, I on the other hand am using the slide but am losing my shit the entire time over what we just did and potentially getting caught because they did a piss poor job. It always ends the same too, we end up getting caught by the police and then I wake up to one of his videos playing

[@juff89]

AaronGaming6653 lol that’s disturbing that Kevin has that effect

[@sebione3576]

I had a dream I was hanging out with Robbaz. No weird party. No water slide and no murder. Just me and Robbaz chillin on the couch.

[@Luksed12]

/r thathappened

[@Luksed12]

@AaronGaming6653 /r thatTOTALLYhappened

[@Nate-zb6cr]

Big fan Kevin! Never gonna stop supporting you man!

[@imtheretard9529]

*Turns off crab rave* HIGH DUDE: *sprints to the room doing take the L then says "get deleted kid"* Kevin: whack

[@adrianxxc]

Why does everything fit him perfectly. Like you take down someone and take their clothes and it always fits