Hitman 2 Silent Assassin but I'm a failure

Hitman 2 Silent Assassin, it's not as easy as I make it look
Twitter: / callmekevin1811
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Edited by @Kippesoep001 and Kevin
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[@wavy6643]

Kevin should be a game tester as he has the power to find all and any bug no matter the game

[@mrrobsonchannel]

he actually read about the bugs/glitches before playing, then find it and make funny scenes

[@TB-sq3ln]

What if he creates them, for our entertainment

[@vexalth798]

Indeed

[@frederickdietz3148]

lol its true.

[@sdivine13]

The fact you didnt say any and all like a normal person upsets me

[@olivermurray8320]

"They shouldn't be allowed to release a new windows unless they update every single game in existence to be supported on it" Finally someone makes sense! Kevin for president of the world!!!!!

[@plzno6266]

Oliver Murray Dude, I read your comment at the exact moment he was saying this 😂

[@asy11237]

@@plzno6266 whoa me too! At first i was like wow im even reading this in kevin's voice 😂

[@smh02]

real shit

[@babymallo]

@Plz No me too lollll

[@Jetfox967]

Kevin has my vote

[@klm1784]

HQ: "Apparently he drinks a lot" Kevin: "OK we're in Russia that doesn't help." HQ: "47 hes bald!" Kevin: "ALL OF THESE PEOPLE ARE WEARING HATS!"

[@alimeqbll3928]

Dont forget his right handed 😂

[@Chiller31916]

I laughed way to hard at this joke XD

[@williamdono]

That hitman looks strangely like Grognak the destroyer

[@squidwardtortellini6577]

William Donovan i think developers are hinting something...

[@catsdogsandlego10000]

He keeps forgetting who it is he’s meant to be killing so he just kills everyone ... that damn amnosia

[@DapperPeregrinus]

He even dresses like a attorney

[@josephstump1091]

Harry Williams I think you mean Ambrosia

[@chokecj714]

Maybe he's Grognak's father, son, or even brother...

[@FlymanMS]

Please do more of Hitman 2, this game gets ridiculously hard later on and it would be such a fun time to watch you suffer through it.

[@yourverybestfriend1263]

@abels121 Basement Killing? Invitation to a Party? Tracking Hayamoto? It definitely gets better than the second level. Then again, there's also Hidden Valley, so.....

[@KegOfMeat]

That Japan level out in the show is shit

[@CodenameDiamond]

Dillon Haggett also the snipers

[@juanmanuelcorrea7673]

@abels121 The only "throw away" missions are Tunnel Rats and Hidden Valley. The rest are pretty good.

[@juanmanuelcorrea7673]

@abels121 For you lol. Silent Assassin 2 is remarked as one of the best, and many of its missions are timeless classics. If not, take a look a Basement Killing, St. Petersburg mission. It's the very same game that set the standard for the next installments, and many of its mechanics influenced Blood Money.

[@deaddayfly]

I love how the "silencer" on the gun just makes it sound more like a laser

[@lcslndmt]

"Father, I'm a bad person, I've killed many people." "Nah, you're fine, you've gave money to the church and you took care of my garden." Excuse you?

[@alioc3298]

Catholic Church be like that sometimes

[@SolProxy]

Well I'd say the fact he's repenting and feeling guilty is something the Father respects. Canon 47 isn't a crazed mass-murderer like how Kevin makes him out to be, most of his targets are bad people.

[@tahunuva4254]

My headcanon is that agent 47 is Grognak's incompetent brother.

[@StefanyDjuba]

I mean, 47 is pretty competent, only not on Kevin's playthrough

[@1umbreon4life]

@@StefanyDjuba pretty sure Kevin's playthrough is canon

[@xxhardforcorexx1231]

"47, he's bald!" 47 - Oh my god, it's me! The ultimate objective. Lol.

[@JohnDoe-on6ru]

4:17: LOL, he stuck up his finger as a distraction, and while you were wondering about that, he pulled out his gun! :D

[@NumaanTahir]

Guard: sir I I have a magic trick this is my finger, this is my gun. Get the fuck down.

[@FloridaGuy53]

GOON 1: Don't move a muscle or we'll shoot you with our invisible guns! KEVIN: I'm too Irish to die! (Jumps out the window) GOON 2: There's no way he could have survived that fall. KEVIN: Actually, I seem to be okay. GOON 2: Nope, he's definitely dead. KEVIN: You guys are idiots. GOON 2: At least we're not dead! Like you! KEVIN: You'd better not be stealing my snowball up there! GOON 2: (Steals his snowball) He won't be needing this, now that he's deceased.(Eats snowball)

[@darquesse6663]

How can he sneak around if his bald head is always reflecting the suns light?

[@reese1719]

Blind them so they can't see him

[@captain_bolt8103]

I love how Kevin killed the delivery driver while at the same the delivery drive runs over Kevin. Breaking the game like always haha

[@cybatshow]

4:15 I love that he pulled his gun out after pointing for no reason xD

[@ZomberStomper]

Oh damn, the memories of this game. Loved watching my father play it when I was little.

[@marcolizzetti265]

the guards speak Italian...when you tried to enter the door, one of them said to you "Ehi, faccia di merda!", which means "Hey you shitface!"

[@x0r1k]

- He drinks a lot - Ok, great! We're in Russia. That doesn't help at all!

[@TheMissileHappy]

Could you please play Lucius one day :D

[@gersoncuri]

TheMissileHappy yess pleaseee

[@randriu1221]

TheMissileHappy that would be awesome

[@HateshWarkio]

He might end up playing Lucius 2 because that game is all over the place.

[@sertengoodmen8819]

Lucius 2, he loves Italians and Jews

[@typical5719]

Is that the game where you poison peoples food and shit as a demon kid

[@Cra5hOverride]

"He's realised the groceries aren't gluten-free!" Hahahahahaha

[@joemacdermott2371]

5:34 I love how, amidst all the violence from professional CIA agents, there's one fat chap in the back who just shoots his own team

[@MrSnake-dh3hu]

Those are Mafia members, not CIA agents.

[@juanmanuelcorrea7673]

CIA agents hahahahahaha

[@HanHan-ni5cp]

Love how Kevin seems to break every game he “plays” 😂😂

[@ryanhutchinson4467]

8:21 When a teacher sees you running in the halls.

[@Jerkfaceman]

"Shit it's the mailman!" " open fire! OPEN FIRE! "

[@WinnieNienna]

guard: *speaks italian* kevin: hello? I lost it :'D

[@FYGcraft]

Ive got a feeling Kevin always buys games already broken...

[@IEnoro]

I just noticed something. After watching Kev's videos I always get a burst of creative energy. I do stuff I normally don't bother with like drawing or coming up with funny names in videogames. Thanks again for putting yourself out there for out enjoyment!

[@jollymadman7151]

Anyone else on the first mission just pull out a sniper and shoot the target? Finished the mission in 30 seconds that way...good memories

[@Darek_B52]

thats sandbox for ya

[@wea69420]

you still have to go check the basement though. pardon the necroposting btw

[@nkd2848]

Kevin, i dont know if you get this a lot but you should. Thank you. You spend all of your time working on releasing videos everyday and I’m so thankful for it. All your videos make my day and are super funny! Thank you

[@xellotath863]

The copy of Hitman 2 I had as a kid was super bugged. Oh the memories :')

[@MrSnake-dh3hu]

The game is just very glitchy in general.

[@juanmanuelcorrea7673]

@@MrSnake-dh3hu Ehrrr. Really only Hidden Valley is glitched. But the game is pretty smooth. The clothing cover can be unforgiving though.

[@SuperMegabits]

I remember playing this game before I spoke english, my child self couldnt even enter the mansion on the first mission. Seeing Kevin struggle really brought me some memories.

[@Dear-Rhiannon]

1:11 "Ah man...I've never been so happy to see some weeds" lol

[@theallinonegamer8482]

central perk?

[@theallinonegamer8482]

2:18 central perk

[@MetoagaYT]

A Friends reference I guess

[@hollyyoung999]

The All in one gamer g

[@mariangel9296]

Yup FRIENDS reference

[@austinfrm9207]

Friends, my friend

[@DC.....]

I can honestly say I have not laughed my ass off this much in ages not only are the videos funny but Kevin himself is hilarious Usually most videos are one or the other the youtuber is funny the vids aren't or the vids are but the youtuber isn't it's rare that you get both

[@DC.....]

Honest to god thank you for 3:18 I've screen-shotted that it's now my IPad and CPU wallpaper

[@kyon_gold]

3:53 my god that joke made me go crazy i laughed so hard that I am on the floor. These videos when Kevin was at his peak of comedy.

[@KarlFranzEmperor]

Awesome KZbinr with awesome content... Much love from Greece (I wait daily until 22:00 which is the time Kevin uploads)

[@CallMeKevin]

Thanks my friend! Delighted you enjoy the videos :D

[@KarlFranzEmperor]

Call Me Kevin holy...crap...i was just talking about the video and said "I wish Kevin replied to me some day..." Thank you my hero...thank you from the deepest of my heart...

[@GoobleMoWizard]

I'm guessing Kevin is putting loads of time into making these old games work properly, just so he can record them for us.

[@colewilson2284]

You are my favorite youtuber. Keep up the good work!!!!!

[@griffsteroo]

It's crazy to think I started watching your videos since your Minecraft let's plays, and I'm still enjoying your content to this day

[@TheloniusFabdul]

15 years later and that scarecrow still creeps me out

[@impalaeffect1898]

Ahh I heard that F.R.I.E.N.D.S reference Central Perk

[@nouprajy]

Someone has been watching netflix

[@netcrns]

oh yeah of course, because netflix is the only way to watch friends, an old classic

[@impalaeffect1898]

ドリーム thank you

[@KNOTTYBUDS]

9:15 I just realized how similar this mission is to the GTA5 mission, where you have to go off of the guy's description of the target while Trevor is torturing him lmao

[@leocavaliere]

OMG!! I recommended you play this on your insta like 2 months ago😁😁 great stuff👌

[@DonPeyote420]

"Postmen do not carry guns" - oh 90's and your postal humor...

[@rattledskull9999]

2:51 *postman do not carry guns* yall never played postal before

[@DC.....]

4:10 lol i love the way he gives you the finger before shooting you....

[@mickryles759]

Doug Carruthers I dead set lose it everytime what he says as he does makes me piss myself laughing

[@trinityinfinity5356]

Omg 8:36 to 8:50 had me dying I could not breathe

[@BrittonBateman]

Yournamekevi

[@CallMeKevin]

I hope no one takes that username, I am still hoping I can swap

[@drage1019]

Mynamakevi

[@polloloco3019]

I love how you still play those great games

[@jamiew624]

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[@BernerCheifs97]

Good ol.... BING That killed me

[@Juanmaldonado428]

4:13 'Smell my finger"

[@TheSuperestDuke]

I rarely like peoples content, because I like to use my liked videos tab to find videos to watch later, but your videos are great kevin, i want to like them just to help you, love the videos man keep it up

[@doubleabeast2378]

Kevin should play some resident evil 3 since he likes to play old school games i think his reaction to nemesis would make a great video and a great series 👍

[@wbblueye1387]

1:22 - This Doll Scared the Shit out of me as kid.

[@angelrios5897]

Diana: “...he’s right handed.” Kevin 47: “Okay, now I know I’ll just have to kill most of the world’s population.” Diana: “...he drinks a lot.” Kevin 47: “We’re in Russia, so that doesn’t help at all.” Diana: “...47, he’s bald!” Kevin 47: *ALL THESE PEOPLE ARE WEARING HATS!* 😂

[@TheHutchy01]

"We're looking for a right handed bald Russian alcoholic or more simply a Russian"

[@dualsenseentertainment]

Spit my drink out twice😂 don't drink anything while watching Kevin 🤣🤣

[@clipped_magpie]

Love these 10min+ vids yo

[@derekmcdonough1773]

This channel is literally gold

[@dakotaroot_8816]

Oh Kevin I'm so high and so ready for this

[@taylorsmith2500]

im glad i found this channel lol your awesome. subbed

[@MacForaday]

So glad I found another funny Irish KZbin gamer!

[@-CARTHAGO-]

This was the first time I watched any of your videos and I didn't know how hilarious it was gonna be 😂😂

[@danielk7165]

Kevin you're legit the only KZbinr I watch daily lmao

[@MarcussJay]

Played this game SO much back in the day. Still love it! And is that address in description where we can send fanmail?

[@DC.....]

3:18 There you go ladies 47s O Face

[@Profmillar]

He plays all my childhood games

[@Darkovika]

I've already binged a ton of your videos so this is late, but dude your content is legendary. I love your editing style! Also this had me in stitches.

[@TimeForDunston]

I remember this game being impossibly difficult when I was a wee lad.

[@zombie-2358]

Kevin: Gets Silent Assassin by running with a gun. Me: walks and fails.

[@TheForcekeeper427]

While other kids played Web Games in theyre childhoods, i played this 24/7

[@MR_GPU]

hi love these kind of videos

[@steakcrust558]

these were such hard games but still fun to screw around in as your pointing out

[@jokaghost]

I literally love you kevin.

[@JuicyVids1]

You produces high qualty highly edited content every day I can only assume your a robot trying to take over the world

[@TURE1215]

This is my first Hitman i played, it was hard and i died many times, but it draw me in and i just wanted to finish the game !

[@HeLikechips]

This is one of my childhood games, could you play more please?

[@sammyj.wilsin9852]

call me kevin is the best keep up the good work man

[@crazeyhat]

It's days like these where im glad i never unsubbed from his old channel

3:01 🎶wait a minute mr. postman waaaait wait mr. poostmaan🎶

[@MerlautZone]

Wow, I was just listening to Hitman Contracts' soundtrack

[@ninjasolidsnake]

The SWAT Team theme still gives me shivers to this day.

[@MattyDienhoff]

Great soundtrack, that. :D

[@enthrallingusername]

My favourite hitman game. Played this for many hours!

[@MrSnuggleLP]

LMAO You exactly used the tactic in the first level as I did back in the days to get silent assasin. Good Job lmao

[@DeadmanDXfan]

You know Kevin, I am starting to think you, Jamie, and Mel will never finish that Survival Island minecraft series you guys had going. Dang, the ancipation for the finale...

[@michiganmobster1652]

Had such a shitty day, but watching your videos helped cheer me up. You got a new sub :)

[@meliitan]

This brings me back

[@Briskrainbow0]

5:32 It was this moment...... 😂😂😂😂😂

[@StormtrooperWho]

6:45 "Thanks for the gun, God!"

[@naxoxz]

this deserves a series

[@armedhylander1042]

God damn there is no KZbinr who's made me laugh harder than you. 8:43 is pure gold

[@lackadaisical8430]

Pretty sure these video titles are just calls for help now, I'm here for you man.

[@Ballslicker23]

That was such a great Video and I totally have seen the whole Video and not just 1 minute

[@jhonnyforreal2845]

MORE KEVIN YAY

[@aster5503]

all jokes aside the menu music for this game was my favorite song from a game`s OST for years, and it's still pretty high up there

[@tomvarghesejoy9334]

The sound of Kevin furiously tapping the mouse buttons.

[@britishpigeon838]

The start of Kevin king: .AAAAAJJJJ A KEVIN Ya MA ma DISH I MA WAH ( oh ma ma maa) IT'S THE CIRCLE OF KEVIN. .. IT'S HAS BORERAGNAROK AND IT BEAUUUUTIFULL. IT'S THE CIRCLE OF KEVINNNNNN . IT'S THE CIRCLE OF KEVIN

[@Barrelhater]

i really wanna play this game again because of this video

[@kalefinnegan4262]

Two unskippable ads kevin unforgivable kevin lols keep up the great content

[@astronaut1139]

When I saw this vid at recommend i said *OHH NOO* childhood game is going to get destroyed ;(

[@lokimabbitt]

Kevin is literally my spirit animal

[@mr.lordcat9387]

The title is my life);

[@mr.lordcat9387]

I'm an assasin

[@Graknorke]

Same.

[@natcho3083]

I can relate..

[@theSubzero1919]

Same but I'm not even an assasin :/

[@blablatun]

MR. Lord Cat o

[@rytisliaucys3444]

Dude, you carry the wire in open sight most of the time. Thats why they shoot you lold.