Hitman 2: The Rise of Agent 47

[@capptincripple9643]

Everyone: where did bed bananas go Bed bananas: I’m making the crown jewel

[@PushyPillow]

This is the downstairs living room

[@foolyloaded62]

Always worth the wait for Bed's videos

[@tasertag7513]

He's making fucking Mac and Cheese.

[@tonyepic8]

@@tasertag7513 and nobody can stop me!

[@locksley4277]

@@PushyPillow It is most commonly used for watching television and other recreational purposes

[@7Comic7mischief7]

It's a good thing Bed is such an artistic genius, or he never could have convinced NASA to let him use their computers.

[@Notsonorm]

Right? This video was in 4k ffs. Nuts

[@nutsyear]

ÜberführerBöhm Erwin uwu

[@7Comic7mischief7]

Why can't I delete replies

[@tomok3733]

*_banana_*

[@tomok3733]

@JLupeGGV Angel *_BANANA_*

[@Boomshteck]

I've seen a lot of cinematics but this THIS this is the downstairs living room

[@grrmxy_00]

Yeah,you said that already,let’s keep moving on.

[@aetheraiuxhsjzususj800]

*Why is he doing this*

[@patlapierre2677]

This is the best comment by far 😂😂

[@SatisfactoryBro]

Pat Lapierre No, this is the downstairs living room. Didn’t you read?

[@patlapierre2677]

@@SatisfactoryBro yeah, you said this already.. let's keep moving on.

[@nathanwise1608]

"I'm telling you, a guy in a flamingo suit fell from the sky and tore up the racetrack with a machine gun!.....I don't believe it, either!"

[@nathanwise1608]

Also, is the knight's armor really bulletproof, or is that just a mod? Regardless, I really like that scene. The guards at the Providence hangout really remind me of comic-book henchmen.

[@AceOfBlackjack]

@@nathanwise1608 The knight outfit is damage resistant.

[@RandomInternetStranger]

Does anyone know what the song at roughly 5:06 is? I'm copy-pasting this, not a bot, I swear.

[@Epico8161]

@@RandomInternetStranger2 years late but it’s Ave Maria

[@RandomInternetStranger]

@@Epico8161 Oh trust me, I got my answer, about a few dozen times over.

[@markkiefer3243]

"Along with the bathroom, the kitchen is the most dangerous room in the--" **DEATH**

[@rangopistacho6928]

Well he wasnt wrong

[@HaCkEr--]

Hi

[@Keokithederp]

*reads comments* "Masterpiece hunh? How good could it-" Half an hour later "Masterpiece is underselling it..."

[@ominousspecter9623]

Ikr?

[@UltimatelyProficient]

Fuckers not even a minute in and he’s already breaking the game. I love it

[@Gabriel__Marques]

Its the downstairs

[@declantecho1717]

@@Gabriel__Marques Living room

[@puggo4206]

Everyone’s talking about the quality I’m talking about his aim

[@141-i8o]

frr

[@kovert0312]

Yeah wtf happened at 17:52

[@westbrooke1174]

Could of used cheat engine to slow the game down to 0.25x and then changed to speed back to normal in editing. Edit: I feel that I have to clarify that didn’t say he WAS cheating. I said he COULD have.

[@AleK0451]

@@westbrooke1174 it's really not that hard to aim like that if you use a mouse and cheat engine doesn't work like that

[@westbrooke1174]

AleK, Cheat Engine DOES work like that. You can change the game speed to any value from 0 to 500.

[@kingsalomon_]

I know a lot of people have already said this, but you have such an amazing way of blending comedy, video games, story telling and cinematography. A lot of people and content creators can learn from this video and other videos of yours. Please keep doing what you’re doing. We need more content like this honestly.

[@sherwinashford]

Thank you too for typing this out. Now I don't have to lol.

[@RandomInternetStranger]

Does anyone know what the song at roughly 5:06 is? I'm copy-pasting this, not a bot, I swear.

[@kingsalomon_]

@@RandomInternetStranger Ave Maria

[@The_Evil_Grimace]

True

[@dubbyandnothingelse]

@@RandomInternetStranger ave maria, the song has been out through the whole hitman series

[@bryn6844]

The studio behind Hitman should hire this guy to make their trailers

[@MicTheOni]

I genuinely can see this being a action comedy TV show or a movie trilogy where the super serious assassin murders his victims all the while getting into silly situations. Popping out of bushes, stealing muffins, wearing silly disguises, accidentally blowing his cover then a moment of awkward silence and then murdering the witnesses 8:33

[@98upreme]

@@MicTheOni its called "barry" its on hbo

[@abhinavkm]

True

[@burtmacraken3618]

Yes

[@topbadgun]

@Bryn no, Ubisoft need to hire him for sure, every bug is a part of gameplay.

[@BestAtNothing]

This isn't a video, this is a work of art.

[@Yungboidubz]

BestAtNothing If ban says a hitman video is good a hitman video is good

[@pmpaunescu]

Well i wasn’t expecting you here

[@sleepygamer4238]

O mah gahd ban is hear and im the 3rd commenter

[@lordgorgrath1773]

How much would you sacrifice to collaborate with Bed Best?

[@Blaqandbloo22]

This is the downstairs living room...

[@gizmoray721]

*"Can I tempt you with a little snack?"* has to be one of the best Hitman 2 jokes/moments I've seen.

[@depike9762]

Xenius No. 5 “it’s to die for”

[@DennisMski]

"C'mon man. Act your age. What are you, 46... 48...?" Lol.

[@HaCkEr--]

Hi

[@Mungadungalis]

Literally thousands of hours playing Hitman and this is by far the best Hitman video I've ever seen.

[@PanMan47]

Agreed! I’ve come back to this masterpiece 2 years later for the feels

[@GoldKnightProduction]

"It's amazing to think of all the great and exciting things people will be doing on PCs in 30 years!" Bill Gates, 1989

[@dhararry7929]

And he's right.

[@krxknz]

@@dhararry7929 Always..

To be fair. I've been doing awesome shit on PCs since before that...

[@無題-iz2l]

d hararry he priced massive pandemic before 5 years ago, 2015.

[@mersenisabot]

Imagine he’s uses a Mac computer lol

[@TrickyTalon23]

The comments aren't even about stupid jokes yet. Everyone is still praising about how much of a cinematic masterpiece this video is. That says so much.

[@WilTheSniper]

This video was honestly that good. Cinematic masterpiece sells it short I think. I honestly wasn't expecting this at all

[@BueBass80085]

Its a shame that not everyone appreciates masterpieces such as this

[@GayBrain]

This is the downstairs living room

[@HaCkEr--]

Hi

[@linearlinera]

That was a cinematic masterpiece, especially the armor fight scene feeling like it transitioned from cutscene to gameplay. I can always count on you for quality content, Bed.

[@knorbie]

This could also just be something you're saying to your bed, early in the morning after having a good dream

[@SirToasti]

Legitimately one of the best videos I've seen on KZbin this year, holy shit that ending cinematic must have taken so long to get done!

[@samkwan8963]

i wanna hit the like for this comment but its now 420, dang man

[@alexvirgoe4482]

@@samkwan8963 I got the 1Kth like I guess...

[@ricedealer56]

When u see Hitman video uploaded by Bedbananas u know this will be something

[@Lymmar]

This is absolutely a brilliant absurdist masterpiece. The editing is fantastic, and all in service to a batshit insane narrative. The fact Bed hasn't received more credit is criminal.

[@jesuslovesyou2616]

Jesus Christ died for your sins please repent for the kingdom of heaven is at hand @&$$))((:;()$&(;($&h

[@TheRealDoggoCEO]

*_This is unironically one of the greatest things I've ever seen. I can't describe with words how much I love this cinematic work of art._*

[@aepheixa]

How does it feel to donut kakyoin?

[@maxxox2226]

Facts

[@Liam-kl1sw]

Supreme Leader of *「Z A W A R U D O」* Same man.

[@Tiyratania]

PLEASE WATCH THE OTHERS IF YOU HAVENT THEY ARE EXACTLY LIKE THIS

[@antonioguthery9416]

He has a great GTA V video where the ending made me shed a tear, it’s called “GTA 5 Cataclysm if the Mods”

[@OneVideoandthatsit]

This is beautiful. This is amazing. This is the downstairs living room.

[@Meme-to2qq]

I fuckin died, lmfao dude

[@mariopaco5616]

i dont see it coming

[@Vegas89156]

10:12

[@tal9425]

I tried to pass that mission for like 1 hour trying to understand wtf the game wants from me xDD

[@theprogamer2oo939]

XD My dead

[@Nusphigore]

I lost it at "can i tempt you wiith a little snack?"

[@RandomInternetStranger]

Does anyone know what the song at roughly 5:06 is? I'm copy-pasting this, not a bot, I swear.

[@needleb33]

@@RandomInternetStranger Ave Maria

[@guy1849]

12:23

[@staryoshi06]

@@RandomInternetStranger Hitman Blood Money ave maria

[@abigailroberts5045]

I burst out laughing when the desk lady said "sir please calm your shit".

[@yellowbat79]

Me: "Im not watching a 30 minute video" Me 30 mins later: "Im rewatching that 30 minute video"

[@the5139]

Bed is now my godfather...

[@dhararry7929]

Moral of the story: don't judge a video by its length.

[@HaCkEr--]

Hi

[@Love_Lvna]

@@HaCkEr-- bye

[@DanRoom27]

John Wick: They killed my dog! Now they're all going to die! 47: *d u c c*

[@iancooper4242]

DanRoom27 P R A I S E D U C C

[@LegendarySparantus]

I have no words to describe what I feel when I read your comment. Maybe absurd hilarity. The 47 : d u c c had me not in stitches but in baring glaring canyon-like open wounds

[@mechanic_man4601]

“This changes everything”

[@Switch4Hire]

This man single-handedly turned Hitman 2 into a real ''Strand type game''. It's beautiful. Truly beautiful...

[@pmg9318]

hm, i dont really understand what a "strand type game" is

[@meatystalactite531]

Carry Shit: The Game

[@Switch4Hire]

@@pmg9318 Nobody does. For to understand this video is to look at the face of god.

[@anrikn]

truly hideo and kojima is a genius

[@IncredibleIceCastle]

zakir naseer who’s thicker? Hideo or MoistKritical?

[@utkuozen]

When Diane said that the duck would change everything, she wasn't lying...

[@RandomInternetStranger]

Does anyone know what the song at roughly 5:06 is? I'm copy-pasting this, not a bot, I swear.

[@furkankurt9382]

@@RandomInternetStranger Ave Maria hitman

[@sunshy8179]

does anyone know the name of the first music in the video?

[@ZMCFERON]

@@sunshy8179 that is Lacrimosa

[@jesuslovesyou2616]

Jesus Christ died for your sins please repent for the kingdom of heaven is at hand @&$$))((:;()$&(;($&h

[@jacobwest9927]

When I saw Terminator 47, I thought “there was no way he could top this.”, Needless to say I am speechless. You sir, are a genius in every way imaginable!!

[@FilmsNerf2]

He is truly an artist.

[@sherifhesham3733]

I thought exactly the same thing I hope this goes viral as well

[@HaCkEr--]

Hi

[@WildHobos]

Holy shit, Bed. I cant even imagine the amount of time this must have taken. Absolutely stunning. A work of art.

[@topherpremium5460]

it took 10 months

[@matthewbrown900]

You weren't exaggerating, this really is a fucking masterpiece

[@m3li0r42]

HobosGoneWild you should see his old hitman videos. All the bodies in the bathroom 😖 Edit: oh. I made it to the part. Was wondering if he was gonna do that lol

[@elijahfigueira6446]

His cment makes sense with his name am I right hahaha.JK

[@elijahfigueira6446]

How do you Edtit

[@teheKraken]

9:16 imagine trying to buy a house and you’ve been waiting for hours for the realtor and you just see him sitting in a bush lol

[@TheProGamer407]

And then he is like: This is the downstairs living room. It is most commonly used for watching television and other recreational purposes. Large room, two easy to get exits, dark floors that hide stains easily, a room with lots of potential

[@Zeegoku1007]

That's fucked up !

[@HaCkEr--]

Hi

[@craigbaker6382]

I honestly think your "films" are a strange sort of genius. I am fascinated by the entire concept of making this film inside a game's assets and constraints. I do not laugh this hard at purported comedies and your editing of fight sequences and the outright celebration of the beauty potential of the harmless violence is awesome. Not kidding. If there was a category for this genre at an Oscars of other film awards show you'd be a winner.

[@InfraredScale]

Do you want to make a shitpost or _the greatest cinematic masterpiece of the last century?_ BedBananas: Yes.

[@HaCkEr--]

sa

[@InfraredScale]

@@HaCkEr-- as

[@spaghe7]

"What are you 46? 48?" "No.. I'm.. 47" *James Bond Theme Song*

[@missesyourjokes2076]

"Why was 6 afraid of 7?"

[@hypnotoad28]

@@BatziBoah Well played x) I miss naive Castiel

[@Tinnesa]

@@missesyourjokes2076 because your mom

[@SirDankleberry]

@@missesyourjokes2076 Because 7 8 9

[@nintendo_pirate]

@@SirDankleberry But why did 7 eat 9? Because you need 3 square meals a day

[@Unikv]

Jesus Christ man, you're an artist. For real. This is complete, pure and brilliant gold, the best video i've seen since i don't know... ever.

[@justsomeguywhoedits4387]

I totally thought he couldn't top his last ending. I was wrong.

[@Unikv]

@@justsomeguywhoedits4387 Imagine how this is for me, a person who just found out about this channel. This shit ended my depression.

[@KoRnBrony]

I thought the art of machinima was dead, i was wrong

[@yeagersotaski3555]

Agent 47 orphaned nearly 1000 children this day...

[@DanielDiaz-sx4tx]

I thought that he made his *Magnus Opus* with planet rust, But he really out did himself this time.

[@BluMacaw]

Can we just appreciate the perfect choreography in the car shooting scene?

[@theswag9477]

That knight scene was fucking beyond art, it was a calling.

[@sherwinashford]

"Parry this, you filthy casual!"

[@J0hnHenrySNEEDen]

Christ those Transitions at 20:46

[@RandomInternetStranger]

Does anyone know what the song at roughly 5:06 is? I'm copy-pasting this, not a bot, I swear.

[@not_herobrine3752]

average dark souls dex build

[@smokehousebrisket1200]

@@RandomInternetStranger Ave Maria

[@VimVinyl]

Doesn't Post for almost a year People thought he was gone but he was just making his magnum opus.

[@HaCkEr--]

Hi

[@behavior2836]

"The bodies he buried that day, laid a foundation on what we are now....."

[@dweebing8730]

"He's not the boogeyman, he's the man you send to kill the boogeyman."

[@HaCkEr--]

Good

[@Spoingusbazoingus]

Why did this give me the same feeling of calm and satisfaction that i get after an amazing show ends?

[@sunshy8179]

does anyone know the name of the first music in the video?

[@HawkeClan69]

@@sunshy8179 im late but its called Lacrimosa. Mozart

[@samgopnik6638]

The Lord has awoken from his sleep. Welcome back my liege.

[@urboimatt21]

Sam Gopnik And I bet he won’t make another video for about 5 months...

[@uncleartyom4280]

Sam Gopnik I don’t think he had been sleeping like AT ALL. Seems like he spent every day working on the video since the previous one.

[@woofers9871]

Making these *VIDEOS* takes up so much energy that not any one being had enough to so intern he must regain his energy

[@cristitodoran8321]

@@urboimatt21 True art takes time , bitch

[@user-xc7fw9tx9y]

Your highness we serve to slaughter

[@heraze]

My mom: what are you looking at? Me: Art, just art...

[@HDXY2015]

*cries

[@jtenma]

I have NEVER seen anything quite like this in my life.

[@KytusGame]

What about the downstairs Living room?

[@HaCkEr--]

Hi

[@rogi234]

Stay subscribed and you might

[@EdnaKonrad4MVS]

It wasn't the first time I saw a cheeseburger break the neck of a man.

[@EdnaKonrad4MVS]

@@KytusGame KytusGAME, show me another room, alright?

[@princegatz]

19:09, Knight Scene Music: Dark Night (Kara) - Philip Sheppard from Detroit Become Human

[@viewtiful1doubleokamihand253]

You do realize *IO Interactive* has to see this, right ? They *must* know.

[@HITMANCHAOSAGENT45]

They did ;) twitter.com/IOInteractive/status/1221825530669957122

[@ImChrisHansen.]

@@HITMANCHAOSAGENT45 hell yeah. We want a hitman 3! The detail they put in these games is amazing. Its ashame hitman 2 sold poorly

[@TheGazeboMeister]

Makaveli well my friend do I have good news for you

[@_._---.]

@@HITMANCHAOSAGENT45 Wait, you?! Here?

[@HITMANCHAOSAGENT45]

​@@_._---. Si Signore Ponce ;) Love the epic hitman videos from BedBananas

[@lkvideos7181]

*Kills Noland's Bodyguard in a million different ways* Agen 47: "There's ... a ... problem with the toilet."

[@dnolan.]

Nolan’s*

[@followerofannus1610]

@@dnolan. I await the day the grammar police are all finally retired

[@followerofannus1610]

@Treta Ghunberg I am

[@THELANKANCOMRADE]

Yeh we all saw the video and can understand the joke

[@lkvideos7181]

@@THELANKANCOMRADE Good for you ; )

[@ToStrideForFame]

When legends return to remind everyone why they became a legend in the first place, and that they're still alive.

[@iiroaro808]

The lead-up to the house showing is some of the funniest shit I've seen done in a game. The bush scene in particular had me howling

[@gojochillmode839]

When he popped out of that bush like a mole I absolutely lost it 😂😂

[@JwhateverJ]

Literally lmao. I have no ass now.

[@westbrooke1174]

10:24 “This is the downstairs living roo-“ “Yeah, you said that already. Let’s move on” ᵂʰʸ ᶦˢ ʰᵉ ᵈᵒᶦⁿᵍ ᵗʰᶦˢˀ

[@nathanilemiller7750]

We're gonna stay out

[@ssgrazer1162]

How did you write "Why is he doing this?" that small

[@westbrooke1174]

SSG Razer. This: lingojam.com/SmallTextGenerator

[@ThompsonExpress]

@The flööfy möth ᵀʰᶦˢ ᶦˢ ᵗʰᵉ ᵈᵒʷⁿˢᵗᵃᶦʳˢ ˡᶦᵛᶦⁿᵍ ʳᵒᵒᵐ

[@MusicaFullbuster]

“This is the downstairs living room." “AGAIN? I don’t have the time or the patience for this! I’ll wait by the front door for a little bit, but don’t goof around too long I’m not a patient man.” “Seriously? GET OUT OF MY FACE!

[@nickpiovesan4361]

"...Aren't you the realtor?" *Agent 47 gopher's out from the bushes* "Sorry for the delay"

[@IckbobTheAwesome]

Yeah we saw the video

[@mgtowstanleyzoltanov9808]

You lack humour

[@plmokm33]

@@mgtowstanleyzoltanov9808 simply repeating lines from the video isn't all that funny, that was the point

[@IckbobTheAwesome]

MGTOW Stan ”Thing someone said” *Thing that happened* “Thing someone said” If you consider this humour, I feel sorry for you. Commenting actual subtitles isn’t funny, it’s funny in the video but not when some dipshit tries to earn likes on what the content creator worked for.

[@IckbobTheAwesome]

Kostas anagno No nobody shat in my coffee, but if they would I’d be happier than I get by seeing this shit every comment section and it blocks out the actual comments. He’s not interested in what people thinks about his favourite moment, he’s fishing for likes cus he’s probably 9 years old and this formula is all he knows

[@legendaryrookie8902]

John wick: they killed my dog again Agent 47: they kidnapped my rubber duck again

[@arielmalsireal5453]

Rookie Rofl.

[@yoursexualizedgrandparents6929]

You should change it to rubber duck instead. I could see a somewhat sane person killing for his duck, but a rubber duck is beyond Lovecraft levels of insanity.

[@yeetcacheet1233]

Or you can change it to briefcase

[@HaCkEr--]

Hi

[@MrElmo54321]

It’s almost been 2 years since this Hitman video blessed us, I am waiting in anticipation to see what you do with Hitman III now that it’s coming to steam soon

[@papillon1574]

Im still waiting on hitman 3

[@incosy]

@@papillon1574 You're not alone brother

[@davidtheroamingmusician2174]

17:50 is easily the smoothest I've ever seen anybody take down that many guards without a HUD on lol, jesus

[@AverageLeagueGamer]

Probably the ol' tape on the screen with a marker dot for a crosshair. Still impressive nonetheless

[@100dead]

Pretty sure he slightly sped up the video to make it seem quicker as some of the animations are noticeably faster. But like the other guy said, still impressive.

[@sammitchellchannel8944]

Edward Nichols im not really sure if he sped it up thou because of the sound in the game doesn't really change

[@100dead]

He clearly edited various sections of the audio for this video, adding in voicelines, sfx, ambient noises, etc. I wouldn't put it past him to take the original audio of the clips and adjust them to properly fit the sped up version.

[@thisaccountnameiscompletel8949]

Sam Mitchell Channel most editing software allows you to separate video and audio so it's not too difficult with an hours work for an amateur to make stuff look ok

[@dignusdingus3709]

"11/10, A cinematic masterpiece." - The Dally Bungle "10/10, Nothing else like it, speechless. We can't stop crying" - Eye Gee Ehn "If perfection conceived a child through sheer willpower of it's own." - Mad Larry Jr. "If anyone could beat me in a fight, it's this film." - Chuck Norris My Pfp is a Demented Cat Productions presents From the brilliant mind of Bed Bananas who brought you the critically acclaimed Devil 47, Vacation 47, Cult of Man, Destructive 47 and Terminator 47 brings you the thrilling 6th instalment of the series. Filled with perfection, artistry, comedy, action and emotion never before seen in any film to date. The Rise of Agent 47, with a star-studded cast and stunning practical effects surpassing even the greats of cinema, will leave you speechless. This truly is the greatest film ever made (This is my favourite video on KZbin. now and forever as of this moment)

[@thecaptainsmemefolder]

Seriously, this is my favorite channel for any gaming videos or anything else. I have watched every 47 video at least once a month for a year now

[@aminemon5312]

i couldnt have said it any better.

[@omgratboy44]

Rated D for Demonitized. Showings at very select KZbin channels near you.

[@GreenEyedDazzler]

I’ve never seen someone try so hard for likes

[@carpetcreed3841]

J T this is one of my fav comments I've seen

[@Foxster_13]

And that Children is how you come back after 10 months.

[@nebulousisgod]

This is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. And simultaneously I’m extremely impressed by your art direction. You’re a pro

[@HeresGhosty]

This is the downstairs living room, it is most commonly used for watching television and other recreational purposes. Large room, with two easy to get to Exits. Dark floors, hides stains easily. A room, with lots of potential.

[@isaiahcantu2773]

This is the downstairs living room. It is most commonly used-

[@Place_Holder-cl5hk]

Oh no...This again?!

[@stevenvassiliou2939]

I'm ready to show you the house agaib

[@HassanMohamoud-lg2xw]

sold

[@-TheShaun-]

@@Place_Holder-cl5hk, no, you don't understand. You see, this is the downstairs living room, it is most commonly used for...

[@Soviet20]

Everyone on KZbin: *Funny Memes Editing* BedBananas: *A deep dive into the existencial crisis of Mankind and its endless cycle of violence with a deep introspection into life as he ascends godhood of fine meme murder editing....*

[@revolverocelot3376]

Finally, someone has explained a bedbannanas video without going mad!

[@dr.flizzy9119]

Couldn't have said it any better myself bröthër

[@mrfuzzymittens1453]

regular youtube is beer. this is a fine shudo wine laced with shrooms.

[@solyatude5134]

I swear every Hitman video on this channel is the work of art. A very... weird work of art.

[@bigcrowe9573]

0_0 or his just make goob content ? or just me...

[@Finluz]

Guard: DROP THAT SWORD Agent 47: *PARRY THIS YOU FILTHY CASUAL*

[@UltimatelyProficient]

Fighter 47 or Agent PL?

[@calebwallace4965]

Agent 47 vs John wick

[@tupll997]

i cant like this comment help

[@HaCkEr--]

Good

[@c1nder505]

I remember watching This, Modest Pelican and so many more underrated creators during lockdown. Personally it was some of my greatest memories.

[@kalejackson5431]

Modest pelican is a legend. Remember to stay hydrated

[@novaprospekt6741]

Mr. Cassidy: "Aren't you the realtor? I've been waiting hours for you." Realtor 47: (pops out of a bush) "Mr. Cassidy, I'm sorry for the delay..."

[@kannatheweeb8836]

oh..

[@gg_mydog968]

WhAt hAs hE dOnE iN tHeRe sHiTtInG oR sOmEtHiNg hAHaHaHa

[@HaCkEr--]

Good

[@michaelnyethevsauceguy3268]

17:52 No joke, this is probably exactly how 47 would look in combat when clearing a room. This fight scene is beyond perfect, exactly 47's style.

[@daimonmau5097]

too slow and careless on some parts, if you imagine on real life, but we get the idea, haha.

[@cloroxbleach7910]

john wik

[@Shadowk556]

Really felt like a John wick moment

[@talldude1412]

You mean by creating impressionist art through blowing piles of fancy dressed bodies into the sky like some sort of James bond opening sequence?

[@Corzappy]

I think it's more John Wick killing machine sort of deal. I saw this comment early and expected something more elegant and thought out than just executing everyone in the room.

[@RandomAwesomeDude]

That ending sequence needs to be the replacement for the Hitman 2 trailer. Someone needs to hire you for this cuz it's god damn top tier quality

[@Johndoe71429]

Probably wouldn't make enough sense for the average hitman goer

[@Kmn2]

User 666 he was killing a target plus that opening sequence was for OG players to get them excited

[@Johndoe71429]

@User 666 Yea, but it's more accessible and funny I guess, to the average man. I personally agree that this would be an excellent trailer

[@ayashkantdeo8545]

Bro we don't expect this type of gameplay from hitman.

[@AbsoluteRatBastard]

*D I N K L E B E R G*

[@Jjdogstein]

This isn't just a funny ah video. Dude, this is genuine top-tier content. I can't even fathom how much effort and time went into this.

[@BalthorYT]

There's a legitimate sense of quality in this that no other gameplay-based video I've ever seen has achieved. When trying to convey any sort of narrative, even a purely humorous one, through a visual which relies on raw gameplay as its basis, there's always a disconnect, more or less noticeable, that hampers the finished product or simply sets boundaries that limit the narrative. But you've managed to not only cross that barrier, but make obvious flaws, bugs, glitches and visual errors, which almost always break any sense of immersion or logic, into something that develops into part of the core of the narrative itself; an element of the story rather than a fourth-wall-breaking outlier. This, sincerely, is amazing. You have an immense talent for cinematography, but more importantly and less noticeably, some incredible way of turning a medium not meant for your level of complexity and overall intent, into a tool used with supreme finesse that almost flawlessly executes the work you've delivered to us. I can't imagine how much work, both in pure production hours and careful planning and editing, this must've taken, but I can say this: It's certainly been worth it, and I'm really excited for what you'll make in the future, whether it iterates on this formula or goes in a completely different way. And of course, take all the time you need and do it the way you want. I think outside expectations shouldn't affect what you do next, both for life in general, and in particular for your work and what you feel you have to give to your audience.

[@UltimaPowers]

Go watch Charborg's video "Ken Tucky Robs the World". I think you'll enjoy it.

[@statiq1941]

I believe you've properly summarised my feelings here. I think massive credit should be given to the person who made this free camera script because without it, this video would have been severely hampered.

[@GDDroyd]

What did I just read

[@ease3784]

What he said

[@BalthorYT]

@@UltimaPowers Thanks for the recommendation, I really did!

[@kaneweast7857]

I really can't even imagine how long it took you to make this masterpiece, this should be preserved for all of humanity to see lmao

[@ScubaMuhFuckenSteve]

Kane Weast about 10 months apparently

[@HaCkEr--]

Hi

[@RimmyDownunder]

this was a genuine cinematic masterpiece. by god, that was beautiful

[@Dragon-77D9]

Oh hi rimmy! Didn't expect to see you here

[@thomashamilton5985]

Rummy you were here?

[@vafanapoli5396]

Hi Dad

[@RACk1979]

I’m not even surprised you are here too.

[@idonhaveanyideawhattocallm1472]

Hey everyone it's rimmy

[@crowagent]

There isn't a word great enough to describe this gem of a video.

[@cobras034]

Hark! our King is back, let’s rejoice and celebrate in his majesty’s presence

[@justsomeguywhoedits4387]

yes! always left brother!

[@madderpykiller1585]

All hail the returned lord

[@TheTrane59]

Only BedBanana can make such great art outside of the game's levels.

[@_._---.]

The game is actually kind of an art in itself. Just the ways of killing your targets are brilliant, it can be poetic justice, it can be cinematic or just brutal.

[@Cast_Away]

The ending left me shaking. Catharsis. But there's an ultimate villain. Whoever stole Agent's briefcase to turn him against everyone at the mansion is a mastermind of evil!

[@Cyridi31]

He is just a victim to his own stupidity, the duck is the one.

[@sweettee_gaming]

This is truly a work of art. Please never stop.

[@jollydale9591]

The Developers need to hire Bed for making Trailers lol.

[@devildognick321]

just let him make the whole damn game

[@adrianskultety8826]

@@joanofsharc io is no longer square enix

[@umbrellaoperativeghost8001]

@@devildognick321 why stop there why not a whole movie

[@arieson7715]

Make Bed the bug tester.

[@_._---.]

@@joanofsharc IOI is now independent, they left Square Enix in 2017. Then Warner Bros became their publishers. But this year they became independent.

[@FadeRadio1]

Bed, I say this with all sincerity: Your skill for creating stories and directing cinematic masterpieces is astounding. Each of your videos that I watch somehow manages to floor me all over again with how fantastic you make these. Wherever you go in life, however you decide you want to use your many talents in the future, never stop doing what inspires you. Beyond just sheer talent and skill, what makes these most special is your unique take on these things. The stark contrast between silly humor and dramatic moving moments that you somehow manage to blend together so seamlessly. I struggle to quite verbalize what I mean exactly, but I suppose it's that sheer out-of-the-box thinking, the unique style of creativity. Just seriously, astounding.

[@brettvv7475]

Well said, friend. Well said.

[@aviana.5581]

Bravo

[@KasperMcKay]

Agreed. I’d LOVE to see bed direct a comedic thriller a-la Shawn of the dead or something

[@honkandursun9402]

Took the words right out of my mouth!

[@benl5620]

Thank you for posting such a sincere comment :)

[@VGodot-pg7rs]

*Literally murders bodyguard in every single way* comes back, “this is the downstairs living room”

[@EdnaKonrad4MVS]

"There's a... problem with the toilet."

[@RandomInternetStranger]

Does anyone know what the song at roughly 5:06 is? I'm copy-pasting this, not a bot, I swear.

[@maximusthedude8305]

@@RandomInternetStranger Ave Maria

[@RandomInternetStranger]

@@maximusthedude8305 Already got dozens of answers, but thank you anyway.

[@jackotken2393]

I love the quick cuts where he's just blindly shooting an Uzi in random directions

[@noobvannoob2286]

This is amazing. The editing is superb and there is obscenely beautiful cinematography that I didn't even think was possible to do in-game. can't wait to see the hitman 3 video when/if you ever make one.

[@TheBraltProject]

Me too!!!

[@linearlinera]

Welcome back, my liege.

[@HaCkEr--]

Hi

[@cheesypoohalo]

I cannot imagine how much footage you had to go through to assemble this. The cinematography and editing is astounding, incredible work.

[@lordtachanka394]

HonkyTonks this took like a year

[@HaCkEr--]

Good

[@afrocoolio25]

*_2020 Cannes Film Festival Nominee_* "The ending had me in tears." - Time Magazine.

[@Elozero250]

And the Oscar goes to...

[@HaCkEr--]

Good

[@Taniniver]

This video is so powerful I actually cried at the end

[@jesuslovesyou2616]

Jesus Christ died for your sins please repent for the kingdom of heaven is at hand @&$$))((:;()$&(;($&h

[@yournormaluser...]

Yeesss

[@jacquesfrancois4275]

I love how Diannas voice comes across as the auditory hallucination of some phyco in this context

[@rastas4766]

“Aren’t you the realtor? I’ve been waiting hours for you.” *Pops up out of bush* “Mr Cassidy, I’m sorry for the delay.”

[@2ndRAK25]

Rastas that made me die

[@debetrolence1991]

This guy is a genius. It is an honour to be subscribed to a KZbinr like him.

[@rangopistacho6928]

It's as if agent 47 was fucking in the Bush

[@kalincollier5733]

“Why is he doing this?” ....... “this is the downstairs living room.” Also the armor massacre part of the video is absolutely great

[@mrsexy5680]

This is the downstairs bathroom. Useful for cleaning up after a messy day of work.

[@danat4914]

There's a... problem with a toilet.

[@mrsexy5680]

mrsnowman This is the kitchen... gas stove... vinyl floors that can be slippery when wet... along with the bathroom, the kitchen is the most dangerous room in the hous-

[@HaCkEr--]

xc

[@cloudshifter]

This video is just incredible, it has genuine comedy while also sometimes being surreal enough to inspire. P.S. I got hysterical laughter at the briefcase going 2 m/h, I am in *pain*

[@nathanh5448]

me: wondering where bed's been for the past couple months this video: releases me: ah i understand

[@pierrethehandsome2518]

"can I tempt you with a little SNACK?"

[@dhararry7929]

"YOU DON'T WANNA MESS WITH ME TODAY!"

[@HaCkEr--]

Good

[@m3ng252]

17:52 that’s without exaggeration the closest thing to John Wick anyone has ever demonstrated in any videogame I’ve seen. Bed got the skills, creativity and humor, perfect KZbinr.

[@NinjaGodzilla]

There is a youtuber with 100k subs called Rabbit's Respawn and he's famous for playing games like John Wick. He's pretty cool.

[@HaCkEr--]

Good

[@autumnpixiedust00]

Yoo the MUSIC and cinematography are *chef's kiss*

[@isosev]

When you thought bed was insane before but then you see this. You damn madman.

[@HaCkEr--]

Good

[@InvaderTK]

This literally changed my life, the Oscars will be damn fools when they pass this up for the 2020 noms.

[@TDGCmote]

Tristan Jusola-Sanders more people need to say noms instead of nominations

[@InvaderTK]

​Still waitin' on that nom.

[@HaCkEr--]

sa

[@Tenchigo100]

*Runs around with Broadsword* Civ: "PUT THAT THING DOW-" 47: "Very poor choice of words."

[@ryan3953]

Highest quality content I have ever seen. Period.

[@cvilla1999]

"What in the world did that per-" Agent 47: "We goin' for a ride"

[@zerov5178]

The heaven has chosen you. _You looked in you pocket and found a free heaven pass_ "Neet"

[@HaCkEr--]

sa

[@cryojester]

He lives... [Edit] I see why it took so long my god man I'm only a quarter into it and this is incredible. Cinematic genius and glitcher extraordinaire blesses us all with yet another incredible video. I can't even imagine how many takes it took to get some of these shots, and the editing is amazing. Stunning stuff Bed.

[@urboimatt21]

CryoJester It doesn’t take 10 months, that’s for sure.

[@Unclegreg-ko1pz]

@@urboimatt21 it does dad

[@urboimatt21]

michael roll No son, it does not.

[@Unclegreg-ko1pz]

@@urboimatt21 b b b but dad

[@urboimatt21]

michael roll Movies take up to 10 months. Not a single video.

[@fergalkidd91]

12:18 “sure, but where’s the wow factor?” *stares at crotch* “downstairs, maybe?”

[@HRANCH]

Can I tempt you with a little snack

[@namelazz1999]

@@HRANCH You don't wanna mess with me today!

[@TuckyBlue]

what?

[@breezybaby3459]

@@TuckyBlue someone help me out here, I need some help! NOW!

[@Lantern_Larry]

Physical comedy transcends language. I feel like I understand every subtle joke even though I've never played any hitman game.

[@PETROLSNlFFER]

"It is time" The Duck Spoke "What Do You Mean My Liege?" "Execute order 47" Man In armour Obliterates A room of Armed Guards without Taking any Damage Whatsoever

[@HaCkEr--]

Good

[@thedude5639]

The realtor part is one of the best laughs I've had in my life. "There's .... a problem with the toilet"

[@macromondo8026]

*Me 3 minutes into the video:* This is a masterpiece. *Me after watching the whole video:* This-IS-a-MASTERPIECE!

[@burgbass]

This is the downstairs living room.

[@randomperson6176]

@@burgbass Downstairs? This is the high ground!

[@waottgc]

I come back to this video from time to time. This is one of the funniest things i've ever seen. Also, this is pure art and experiment in empathy.

[@TrickyTalon23]

20:13 Right when it got to the part where the guard says “Take him down!”, I knew this was it. And IT was beautiful.

[@wrkhard9354]

Nah car seen was better

[@NXC97]

It was that build up 😍

[@TrickyTalon23]

Nathan Castillo yeah

[@Gervaj79]

@@wrkhard9354 Ehh not really.

[@bendoswrk5166]

The final 8 minutes: *now cinema, try and achieve something like this* Edit- This whole video is a complete and utter masterpiece

[@UltimatelyProficient]

The full video deserves all the awards and bodies I can give it

[@_._---.]

_The ending is a cinematic, abstract _*_masterpiece._*

[@samuelhayden8289]

Lucas Ponce patrolling the Mojave almosts makes you wanna wish for a nuclear winter

[@MicTheOni]

I genuinely can see this being a action comedy TV show or a movie trilogy where the super serious assassin murders his victims all the while getting into silly situations. Popping out of bushes, stealing muffins, wearing silly disguises, accidentally blowing his cover then a moment of awkward silence and then murdering the witnesses 8:33

[@SpiffoGaming]

@@MicTheOni so just play the game if you want that

[@HaCkEr--]

sa

[@DoktrDub]

This guys videos remind me of an earlier time on KZbin, the good old days of random game related comedy, before let’s players was even a thing... glad to see this kind of insanity is still thriving as usual :)

[@vc180191]

2:55 Random Guard: "Put that thing down!" Agent 47: "Very poor choice of words"