Hitman 3 Garden Show | THE WORST THING I'VE EVER SEEN - New Hitman 3 Escalation

[@Life_Universe_Everything]

“It brings up bad memories.” Oh that’s because you killed her Dad in Dubai, and it’s a Middle Eastern style Garden. Reminds her of her fathers death! Nice dialogue detail.

[@supershinigami1]

Damn you might be right.

[@KuueenKumi]

@@supershinigami1 Cornelia was literally in Dubai the day her dad died... along with Lucy Phillips.

[@SyncSeiryuu]

A selfie mode in Hitman would be amazing. There would be an option to select different expressions, but they’d all be the same blank look 47 always has.

[@gsaurus_rex]

Thinking about Ellie's facial expressions from TLOU2 but with every click 47's face doesn't move made me laugh out loud

[@CatChaos369]

He sends them Diana before picking up her giant toblerone

[@weneedaladder8384]

​@@CatChaos369I love the idea that you could send your photos to Diana and she responds with a different emoji depending on the content of the selfie.

[@corranhorn6425]

If I have learned anything from Midsomer Murders, then I know that there is always at least one vengeful murder at a garden party.

[@callumdonington2227]

In Midsomer's County? There would be like 5 deaths, minimum.

[@rubeniscool]

If I've learned anything it's that Midsomer barely has any people left living in it xD

[@NoFormalTraining]

"All things bright and beautiful, all creatures great and small, all things wise and wonderful, 47 killed them all."

[@finnover9781]

Well, all people. Don't know about all creatures. (He is a hitman, not a hunter).

[@NoFormalTraining]

@@finnover9781 Do you think 47 looks past the concept of "if it bleeds, I can kill it" ? That said, the Hippo in Columbia does seem to be bullet proof.

[@finnover9781]

@@NoFormalTraining Well, perhaps the developers made the Hippo bullet proof because they can't have him wasting a good weapon

[@noelcarrillo164]

@@finnover9781 we eat the resurrection sttattus so sius

[@turtleyoutubeaccount]

yeah but then he'd get the non-target penalty

[@andymcp4752]

The Thornbridge manor gardens + 47’s outfit makes it feel like 47 has gone rogue during the filming of an episode of Antiques Roadshow because his SilverBallers turned out not to be real silver

[@darkamora5123]

That would be petty, with how relatively cheap silver is. Now the Goldballer, that does look like it's really brass, and gold is pricy.

[@Cheezbuckets]

It’s not about the price because 47 would never sell them, of course, too much emotional attachment, but finding out that he’d been lied to was just so devastating, you know? The appraiser didn’t deserve to be shot in the face, but can you blame 47 for lashing out after having such a shock?

[@Eadwulf_Skald]

@@Cheezbuckets This reminds me of going on a rampage at the shooting range in Hitman: Absolution where you had to retrieve the silverballers.

[@DonaldRickert]

I dig it when Andy does his 47 voice. "It's my first day. They agency sent me."

[@mortua_conjuga]

whenever i watch these i'm WAITING. the joy i feel when andy finally does the 47 voice, whew

[@reiley8840]

I'm a KZbin commentator. It's my first day.

[@Mr_TheHan]

I love how Jane beat him to the punchline this time.

[@DonaldRickert]

@@Mr_TheHan I love Jane. Wait...

[@little-earth-star6]

"You can't lose a gardening show if all of your rivals are too dead to compete!" -Ken Takeuchi, probably

[@mar_speedman]

The Judges: Actually, you can! Ken: New plan. Kill the judges

[@Brasc]

_~Ken Takeuchi taps head~_

[@Wolfesbrain]

These Hitman episodes wherein Mike and Jane play the roles of Devil and Angel on Andy's Hitman shoulders are my favorite. "There's emetic poison in the bins." "Or, crazy idea, just nick a hunting shotgun..." The delivery of that moment was just so great!

[@GriffinWolf]

Except it's more like a devil and an even more chaotic devil trying to influence Andy as he stealths his way around...

[@Eadwulf_Skald]

@@GriffinWolf *Devil and a demon Devils follow a code, demons just want chaos and we all know how Mike gets.

[@typacsk]

Jane: "See if the ducks are potential targets." Mike: "See if the ducks are explosive."

[@mortua_conjuga]

"this is the worst thing i've ever seen in hitman" **thinks of the wine press kill**

[@noddler217]

I find it rather sus that this releases the same day that OXtra releases their 7 Deadliest Toilet List video, to be honest...

[@akaviri5]

thinks of the pen stand kill

[@nathan.w4981]

There is a video of someone getting every single npc in I think Sapienza at once, He moved them all into a butchers room. I think that has to be the worst thing in hitman.

[@WildfireMagni]

At least the wine press was quick and relatively clean.

[@marhawkman303]

@@WildfireMagni realistically though... would it be? bones and clothing don't just liquefy.....

[@Antares00]

I choose to believe that 47 isn't being paid for this contract - he just takes garden competitions *really* seriously

[@starkitten0075]

Cornelia Stuyvesant is also in Isle of Sgail. She's in the hallway by the art gallery, and has conversations with Zoe Washington. She's the daughter of target Marcus Stuyvesant in Dubai, and can be found near the Gold Bar being annoyed by Lucy Phillips, who also appears as a judge in the Garden Show.

[@SolaScientia]

I made the mistake of loosening the valve in front of everyone. Whoops. What's interesting with this escalation is how the targets will change every single time if you restart any part of the escalation. Interesting and potentially annoying if you've a plan all figured out but the target changes. I'd also been doing the Sin escalations, so I kept doing this one without changing disguises, because I was so used to the restriction of staying in the starting clothes. I made it needlessly difficult on myself. Edit: They're reaction to the old woman chasing them and then Andy just going "fine" and shooting her instead is so great.

[@sgtraytango]

The good thing is that if you beat all three levels and reset it, you can play in Determine mode and all targets are availalbe from the start to choose from.

[@SolaScientia]

@@sgtraytango Ah, I should try that. I reset the escalation and did it again. Got 5 star Silent Assassin on all 3 parts. Did each part in under 10min too. Pretty pleased with that, lol.

[@theonlyvampirateable]

"That's a really Mike score." "Well it's two, that's double a Mike score." 🤣🤣🤣

[@russellcartledge2248]

I love how Jane roped Andy into her electricity themed murder spree

[@talos935]

And a screwdriver grab 😂

[@Icam_here]

i love how more inventive the escalations have become since Hitman no subtitle, there is a continuing story here then just kill the same targets over again and add some more along the way

[@ricoaioa]

21:30 "This is the worst thing I've ever seen in Hitman" This is saying something after the grape crusher incident XD

[@GriffinWolf]

The "grape" crushing incident...

[@MikeScott55]

There’s always two kinds of people: Mike’s (“grab the shotgun”) and Janes (“get the poison”). LOL

[@no_genius]

Also Jane: get the screwdriver

[@SidneyBroadshead]

Actually, it's baseball bat (Mike), poison (Andy), and "screwy the screwdriver" (Jane).

[@SidneyBroadshead]

There should be a special unlockable "screwy the screwdriver" weapon. It should be like the Homing Briefcase.

[@CodaBlairLucarioEmperor]

@@SidneyBroadshead That would've been cool if they had an escalation themed around oxbox or and one of the unlockables was screwy

[@boaz6346]

@@SidneyBroadshead Aren’t all briefcases and throwable weapons homing?

[@duphasdan]

Dartmoor Estate would be the perfect place for a Halloween event. It has that haunted house theme just waiting to be used. Also would make for a nice Christmas themed event. The Halloween event could have that inspector to come back as a guest, only he would be dressed as Sherlock Holmes. A recurring female character could even dress up as Agatha Christie (perhaps the boss lady since she showed up in a level before and a model has been clearly made). There could even be a Hound of Baskerville reference in the event. The estate could also make for a nice Easter event location where one must find the eggs.

[@NoFormalTraining]

I just thought, this would be great for the Outside Xtra commentator edition for death by toilets. Yeah, okay, this toilet didn't do the worst part of the killing by itself, it still needed the tender loving careful touch of a bald psychopath, but given what happened before hand!

[@Angel-te2jt]

I don’t remember Ground Force being quite this violent in Titchmarsh’s day

[@zanite8650]

He was better at hiding the bodies.

[@privateer2584]

I like to think Mike walks by ponds irl, sees ducks and thinks "not explosive".

[@oriolgonzalez9328]

0/10, can't use them to kill people via explosion

[@jstewart_1]

I don't know about the rest of you but at my garden parties it is considered quite rude to pick up another guests car battery.

[@michaelramsey1299]

Lol that’s one of the things that took me the longest to wrap my head around my first time playing this level I went with the detective path and ticked off a guard by picking up a set of keys by the servant entrance. So a detective investigating a murder can’t pick up a set of keys but a man with a sweater tied around his neck can carry a car battery where ever he pleases?

[@Michael_Lindell]

Surely that ensemble is called 'Knitman'...

[@NoFormalTraining]

That had me in "stitches"

[@LoJo]

@@NoFormalTraining

[@gruggerduggerhoose]

47th like... coincidence? I think not.

[@Michael_Lindell]

@@gruggerduggerhoose Are you... Him?

[@1Holbytla]

Funny Punny! 😂 Here’s your thumbs-up: 👍 I didn’t want to spoil the 47 likes. 🙂

[@AngelBeatYunara]

Wow, that unfortunate situation was a wee bit embarrassing.

[@cearnicus]

BOOOOO! Okay, yes, +1 obviously; but still: 𝐵𝒪𝒪𝒪!

[@lykanos8885]

Thank you OxBox for a highly entertaining video. What can we learn from it? Gardening Shows are dangerous, if Andy is around. If Mike invites you to a garden party, bring a raincoat. Manon Beaulieu went out as she lived: smoking. Which proves once more that smoking is deadly. And as always: stay away from suspicious bushes.

[@RidireOiche]

These are the kind of murders Jessica Fletcher normally solves.

[@doctorstrangepants6706]

The 7 worst ways to die in Hitman games: #1 Urine Trouble

[@talos935]

I hope they do this 😂

[@lorenzop8509]

That toilet glitch happened to me as well... it was terrifying. And there were people right beside me while I played. I don't think I would've been able to to explain that away.

[@anniebengtsson8328]

2020 was the year I was finally going back to the Chelsea Flower Show. This is a nice consolation.

[@VueiyVisarelli]

The image of 47 in that getup w/ his sweater flapping behind him in the wind as he runs away with a slushy in each hand and a hot dog in his mouth won't get out of my head.

[@GriffinWolf]

Andy, approaching the entrance: I'll just stride insid- Mike: Ooh, a squirrel! I think I can see why Mike doesn't usually go stealth.

[@Storyteller543]

Haven't watched it yet, hope they recognize the returning characters! Edit: so far Jane noticed Lucy Edit: Andy got Sebastian! Final: so they got Lucy and Sebastian, I'm glad they noticed Sebastian.

[@goose728]

I only bought the HM games because of you guys. Never gave them a second glance before, but I'm obsessed now! Thankyou Mike, Jane and Andy. Love the videos as always. Also, Sebastion Sato is a makeup artist in the Paris level AND a target in one of the dubai escalations (as I said obsessed).

[@whatwelearned]

The way there's a pause before Mike says "I mean...it's effective". That pause was just Mike, in his head, nodding approvingly.

[@Jaryth14]

I've said it before, and I'll say it again: I love you guys. You are one of my favorite things on the internet, and Hitman is one of my favorite things that you do. I just wish there weren't spoilers at the top of every episode for the episode I've already clicked on and am going to watch.

[@oriolgonzalez9328]

Consider it "anti-clickbait". Episode title says "THE WORST THING I'VE EVER SEEN". Time to such worst thing? 20 seconds.

[@davecortie5579]

Less than a minute in and we get Mike saying, "Oh, a squirrel!" Never change, mate 😊

[@clockworkmonsters8590]

And then just a little bit later, Andy: "Look, a frog!"

[@TheHutchy01]

The "YAY, oh no, tragedy" bit reminds me of that brilliant scene from Yes, Prime Minister where Hacker has to react to the death of his predecessor.

[@fynnh5459]

"But once again, Ken has felt the need to specify to not kill him." I laughed so much about that one xDD

[@garetjax19]

Agent 47 knows what he's doing with the shoulder jumper look. Even In Summer, It can still get a bit chilly on Dartmoor.

[@voodoobeard]

Mike excitedly shouting "OH! Squirrel!" is the most Mike thing... unless said squirrel had a remote detonator, then that would probably be it.

[@toratio8547]

Reminded me of Dug from Up 🤣

[@GriffinWolf]

We've had explosive ducks, how long til we get a wind-up explosive squirrel??

[@blakearmentrout7717]

@@GriffinWolf an explosive squirrel would be way too "nutty" 😎

[@moony2082]

Andy with the nonchalant Antoni Gaudi reference - highbrow AF sir

[@rickhealey4231]

I love the panic that begins at 21:09 shifts to pure horror ten seconds later.

[@livingcorpse5664]

Find the way 47 is dressed for this is a nice callback to Silvio Caruso. Different enough to be it's own thing but close enough to remind you of him.

[@fett01]

Wow, that's at least the third highest body count for a garden competition I've ever seen

[@Se7en2107]

I love how English Oxbox is as well. "Can't go there. There's a sign"

[@HarbingersBuddy]

Mowing simulator then this? You guys are really ramping up the action 😂 love it, good stuff!

[@benford1726]

The jumper 'round the shoulders look screams "I don't have the confidence to wear a cape in public" and I find that quite sad, that even Agent 47 of all people has self esteem issues

[@vanillanoxfleuret]

I love that you all apologised for that particular murder

[@jasonparker346]

That toilet incident is hilarious🤣

[@toddphillips8899]

Once the hose is turned on it creates a puddle that stays even after the hose is turned off

[@arandomperson3245]

Yeah! What is with that? Everyone knows that water from a hose magically vanishes when you turn the hose off.

[@motombo87]

I'm surprised Sato never recognised Helmut Kruger.

[@readysteadywhoa]

Between the tragic stage collapse and early fireworks show I'm sure he's forgotten a few details

[@frozenwolfenix4789]

@@readysteadywhoa i sure fireworks Are not Cannon light Fall kill is but sato was lying ko in crate during kill So he probally forgoten what even happened

[@olivercawrey405]

The intro perfectly sums up OX

[@IAmTheAce5]

How is this not the Envy Deadly Sins Escalation DLC?!

[@Tabbyclaw]

Green (Thumb) With Envy.

[@secretscarlet8249]

The first target's garden actually looked like one of the gardens from the Chelsea Flower Show.

[@Jonathon_Hennessey]

12:00 Manon Beaulieu had a rather shocking death.

[@thuershen]

"I'm an influencer. It's my first day." actually had me choking with laughter

[@Borderlines]

Aww these gardens look so beautiful. Such a nice backdrop for murder

[@lukenukemson2231]

I love the fact he saw the dude vomiting, paused to consider his options, and decided that yes he was going to pee there regardless.

[@Binary-]

A++ intro as always! We're in for a good time it looks like

[@MrSquark]

That level design is just superb, the gardens are beautiful.

[@awmperry]

27:30: Well, that went a bit… y’know…

[@camerontgore]

I was really hoping to see someone get beamed by the microphone with Andy saying "Turn down for what?" 😅

[@jkm2907]

cornelia stuyvesant and lucy phillips are from the dubai level, lucy is the artist and cornelia is marcus stuyvesant's (the target) daughter. sebastian sato is originally from paris, he's the fashion designer! he also shows up in dubai 👍

[@_b1ack0ut4]

I didn't realize this escalation was randomized, so it took me by surprise when I had to kill the person they were protecting, and protect the target that they were trying to kill lol

[@tylerh6869]

This made me want to see a hitman escalation where the target is actively hunting 47 down to kill him.

[@blakearmentrout7717]

isn't that basically the night club level where they had to figure out what guests were secret ICA operatives trying to find him?

[@zxylo786]

This must be some very important garden competition for someone to hire 47 to kill the other competitors

[@LennardDeij]

Jane: Let's go to a garden show everyone. I mean, irl videos with these 3 are probobaly just as great and funny as their gameplay, would love to see it.

[@frodobaggins7710]

I hope this sort of thing doesn't happen often at garden showcases, otherwise I'm nervous about my next trip to Hever Castle

[@clownsoftheearth]

I want a hit man level where you can weaponize ducks. Have it set in Canada, sic the geese on someone

[@sdcrocks]

The Mighty Homing Ducks brand line would make a mint xD

[@Pseudowolf]

Nah, the geese might enjoy it too much.

[@sdcrocks]

@@Pseudowolf That's normally what happens when the downtrodden in society get lifted up.

[@tyrannicpuppy]

"It's not very spectacular. For a Garden Show." That's why Ken ordered up a serving of 47. He brings the spectacle to any event.

[@nicholasneary7773]

Dude you guys just made running 3 miles by myself in the gym at 2 am pretty easy. It was like the running was nothing.

[@kyleelkins2223]

Andy’s agent 47 voice is so good I’m beginning to think he’s secretly Agent 47… with a beard.

[@toratio8547]

"I'm a KZbinr. It's my first day."

[@daradicalcavy5235]

I still can't get over the private security in the UK having guns... most the police don't even have them (and those that do are incompetent at firearms anyway but still) yet there's a whole milita's worth in this estate?! Pistols too none the less

[@mar_speedman]

They're likely private security

[@jasonparker346]

Your correct that most of the police in the UK don’t carry firearms but usually the squads that do are highly trained with automatic weapons. They are usually called on in extreme situations

[@Arnauortega1985]

I love how they reason everything, giving a cohesive narrative to all the things they do and also making their videos so rich in content!

[@delloda]

20:08 "Honey, I think you mean enhancing our incredible bone structure." lol cute.

[@docette2015]

Ahh, it's always great to see you guys do the Hitmanning. XD And yes, the garden show DOES look lovely! One day, we will get to go to real ones again. . .anyway, maybe the game doesn't agree, but I think that was some delightful murder, Andy. Gotta love a solid microphone electrocution. And 47's surprised sweater. XD And oh man, the fact that the peeing staff member will not break his routine if someone is puking in his toilet! Cripes. . .worst thing you've seen indeed!

[@orbitwhitegum7]

I want an OXBox t-shirt that says “I’m a T-Shirt. It’s my first day” written in Andy’s handwriting

[@waterinmyotter6245]

Watching this while doing the latest elusive target. I can’t think of a better way to spend an evening ☺️

[@LacroixboiMarx]

Just FYI, you can turn on a hose, let it run, then turn it off then the water is just there for a battery

[@DrakeAurum]

33:18 That squeal pretty much just gave me a heart attack.

[@DragonAceSg7]

Why yes I did just pause the video to go watch the birthday present. DJ is AMAZING. That was the best!

[@porgeporgeporge]

You should probably be immediately disqualified from a garden show if part of your display kills a judge

[@psygaud]

"It's beautiful!" **tramps right across the display**

[@t.jgiles888]

The exact same vomit/urine thing happened to me too! (my reaction was much the same) As soon as I saw the title of this video, I knew what it was reffering to.

[@1Holbytla]

🙂 Wow. That’s such a weird glitch or whatever. I can just picture the devs or a game tester finding it and going “We need to keep this in!”

[@paullatham8486]

After scrolling the comments I see we are just not speaking of the portaloo 'incident'...Good call.

[@BeakerandBella]

I found all four of the poison frogs that that got loose from the greenhouse and even got the achievement. Ended up up only one of them the entire play (poisoned the tea cup). Then just ran out of patience and just started popping out of the bushes and conking everyone on the head with a wrench. I did push one target off of the balcony, even though it’s not very high apparently it’s fatal.

[@suli0wik641]

I like to imagine that 47 never gets to leave dartmoor completely, like he gets called to eleminate the other participants and judges just after he leaves the area, so he sneaks up to the entrance over and over again. It sound fuvcking hilarious.

[@ebony1442]

"Let me get in on this selfie...." Agent 47, notorious photobomber.

[@senoraxolotl4597]

What if these are just 47’s three personalities inside his head, thinking together to make decisions. This is how he comes up with creative ways of killing targets.

[@brandonabbott9817]

Gotta spiralize Brice again for using growth magic in another parallel universe. Wait, does that make Prudence alt Agent 47?

[@GriffinWolf]

I was absolutely thinking of that episode throughout this. Particularly when they were talking about how this would *ruin* the party.

[@jr-cw1pb]

47 is trollspinning his victims now? That's a little too far

[@notoriousbmc1]

Concealed weapon = outlined in bottom right corner. I think this means people can see an outline of the weapon in 47's pocket, but just assume he's pleased to see them.

[@politicallyenraged2342]

I would pay significant sums to have a mod for hitman that’s just Andy making Hilarious commentary in his 47 voice

[@Rippertear]

Set this video up while I did my homework and did a double take at "Is that a hookah?"

[@stevemeters3090]

Andy with the impressive Gaudí shout out.

[@WorldWarIVXX]

Nothing tops Jane sucker punching a dancing couple.

[@timothyoswald8618]

"I'm an influencer. It's my first day." Hahahahaha

[@boydsinclair7606]

The most awful, but also the cleanist kill: I don't think the last person to see the victim alive will tell anybody 😳

[@jonbrookes9434]

when i did this, Yazdani was the client, and Ken was a target... they randomising more contracts now? that'll be cool. though I really want IO to make the Elusives DLC or even pay to play as I have missed a few.

[@Alsebra]

What really gets me about this run is that, despite stating she favors Ken's garden (in-game conversation), Cornelia Stuyvesant was one of the judges voting *against* it (as she's one of the "opposing judges" for this run). I know that the client, the conspirator, and the targets are randomized between the 7 mains (4 possible targets, 3 judges), but an anachronism like this should've been stricken from the list (or, if Ken is the client, then she should be tagged as his conspirator...although that would be rather suspect, too (the one judge that favors the survivor's garden also survives...that's not suspicious at all...)).

[@skilletborne]

Sabastian Sato is also an important character from Hitman 1, Paris. He's the clothes designer that's having a row with Novikov