Hitman 3 : Mendoza, all Tamara winery kill

[@Bad_Place_Alone]

"Urgent call. Something about work. I don't think she'll be back." Yeah she had a pressing engagement.

[@JohannesLabusch]

She's under a lot of pressure. You know, it's just the daily grind. She's drowning in work. etc.

[@Dr_Martex]

I heard that her husband gave her the cold-shoulder recently, she must be silently screaming on the inside over it.

[@anasexualmeatbag2979]

She’s just stretched so thin

[@Croz89]

That's a bond worthy quip there.

[@Cucumber_Dragon]

Let’s just say she’s…gone in the wind. She got some urgent work to attend to.

[@TheRealLilAllen]

“Silent attack” Lady proceeds to give off a loud ass echo as she hits the floor LMAO

[@mattstorm360]

"Urgent call... something about work."

[@strykerj2262]

Granted it just said that the attack was silent, but it didn't say that what came after was

[@elgusaniiiodeljuego6823]

And the tour guide didn't hear anything 😂😂😂

[@thilienle5795]

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[@karthik-lw7zd]

“what happened to your colleague?” LOL

[@Real_British]

"Urgent call"

[@MaximumHeresey]

"Here, there, and eeeeeverywhere"

[@hornetguy9063]

Just ignore all the liquified human remains inside of the grape presser. I’m sure it’s nothing.

[@anchor8723]

@@Real_British "something about work"

[@dioadisangkap8373]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Randomyoutuber-4831]

The most concerning thing about all of this is that in each of these kills, bits and pieces of the target’s body are VERY likely to end up in a few bottles of wine which are probably consumed by unsuspecting individuals.

[@felixc.3444]

I wonder if this has happened irl before, like a tinge of blood in your drink, I doubt it

[@mutex1024]

That just flavor to Highlife Man.

[@RichSpirit00]

@@felixc.3444 Bro just think about how many liquors and wines there are in the world and how many of them are made in Mexico for example you know what happens out there them wineries are owned by cartels too I’m sure some fuccked up shit happens I wouldn’t doubt it at all

[@kuunami]

That's how Klingons make blood wine.

[@Gustava10]

It would taste a lot of iron with chunks of meat 🤢

[@gee9744]

Wearing heels in that upper floor is a nightmare

[@CorpsPeauRate]

Lol true, it would get stock

[@danielisntreal6190]

not if they were solely walking on the balls of their feet and not the heel

[@TheDressIsntGold]

@@danielisntreal6190 that’s incredibly painful though

[@PlatoonGoon]

@@TheDressIsntGold Also incredibly unrealistic

[@werewolfx51]

''It's an accident waiting to happen'' - Burnwood, Diana

[@virgiljericho664]

Did they just ignore the woman getting pressed into paste behind them.

[@hazamyuncle6784]

1:56 And it's back like magic. Wtf happen here.

[@jaysondeloya4575]

@@hazamyuncle6784 he restarted the mission, that happened

[@Pitchaxistheorem]

It Diana Burnwood

[@h3nnkka90]

yea normal day in vine factory :D

[@bibby659]

The one lady is your colleague so she was purposefully doing everything she could to keep him from noticing at every turn.

[@faisfaizal5194]

*hits a girl on the head with a wrench, girl lets out a quick scream, quite a noisy thud* Ah yes, *stealth*

[@astronomicallybased545]

st3ALth

[@desertfox20]

Sneak 100

[@fleivor5359]

Stealth game 100

[@Randomgamer-di3ow]

*Shuts freezer door with girl inside right in front of Winery owner, who does nothing* *S T E L T H 100*

[@DgardsGaming]

AI1: what the heck was that? AI2: it was probably nothing.

[@recapnerd2657]

These have to be the loudest “stealth” kills this game had to offer! 😅

[@dux3644]

4:53 the guy: "ahh it must be the wind"

[@fridaynuggies4191]

@@dux3644 Must be my imagination

[@Ihaveagasmask]

@@dux3644 hey why is there blood in the shredder nah prob a tomato

[@StudleyDuderight]

Huh? What was that noise? Oh, just a box.

[@imsobored5923]

i like how diana's as much of a hitman as 47. the part where she turns on the radio to distract the chief 😂

[@courier6960]

I found that moment to be so fucking cool. It’s so neat to have 47 have someone to bounce his one liners off of and coordinate kills with. It’s something we never really saw in the series up until this game... I look forward to the future of the Hitman games

[@imsobored5923]

@@courier6960 i agree completely! it's even greater because there was no cue given yet they clicked so perfectly. super looking forward to future hitman games!! (if they are making more 🥲)

[@courier6960]

@@imsobored5923 They absolutely will be making more, the ending heavily implies a continuation (and Hitman is IO Interactive’s only real property, although they are making a 007 game). The only thing I was disappointed we didn’t see (and hope that we see in the next Hitman game) is a more in-depth takedown of the ICA (killing all of the board members and the chairman). The ICA has always been such a fascinating organization, and whenever 47 goes toe to toe with them it’s always interesting (Operation Sledgehammer, Attack of the Saints, and Apex Predator are some of the most interesting missions to me!)

[@imsobored5923]

@@courier6960 i'd love to have your idea happened :) and those are my fav missions too (plus the hokkaido one which i find super awesome). i heard someone saying that they'd probably ditch the game bc they have their new baby now (007) so i was a little sad but i can rest assured now hehe

[@JohanKylander]

She was a bit disgusted when she lures Tamara to get sniped by the sniper team.

[@werewolfx51]

4:00 the most clean death in the entire franchise, no by falling, shot, poison, smashed, burn, garrote, cut, stab, electrocuted or anything like this, just a slowly death by frozen. ugh...

[@GamingBeFly]

Removes any ability to calculate a time of death if I’m not mistaken, too. Expertly done.

[@MrJoo-zc5cd]

Does the one kill at hokkiado where you trap your target at the sauna counts?

[@Infernal460]

She would be able to bang on the door and there is a window to see in.

[@GamingBeFly]

@@Infernal460 soundproof. No better way to do it

[@s3dchr]

How is that "clean"?

[@uberlord983]

This entire factory is the embodiment of "[Accident] hasn't happened before, do I see no reason to try & prevent it from happening in the future."

[@M4V3R1CK_13]

LiveLeak chinese playground

[@existenz_1]

When I pushed her into the grape crusher, she got launched up and fell next to the tour guy. He didn't even care lol

[@xeath9992]

He also looks straight down at her as she screams and then gets crushed.

[@elfinstuff8934]

Man OSHA would have a field day with this place

[@rey4874]

Probably even more than Black Mesa

[@jwyse1132]

I was thinking be the same thing

[@memestealer8857]

Are u a blonde boy

[@zacharyrollick6169]

@@memestealer8857 ...doing what Blond Boys do?

[@BungieStudios]

@@zacharyrollick6169 In a blon kind of way.

[@jefthereaper]

*Laud scream and a BANG* "What happened to your colleague?"

[@haven621]

Urgent call. Something about work. I don't think she'll be coming back

[@fr3e.]

Oh well, im sure she can find her way back. Lets prodeed

[@samalvey8168]

She had a pressing engagement.

[@haven621]

@@samalvey8168 Yes funny, made me laugh

[@Zeke1984]

Each province in Argentina has its dialect ... but I had no idea that Mendoza's was Mexican

[@flimeerr]

Hahahaha. Im from Mendoza. We have an Argentinian accent. Dont worry.

[@Holzkissen.]

Yeah it's annoying

[@BestKCL]

_Right?_ My grandparents were Argentinian, so this one especially irks me because I _know_ what it should sound like.

[@ghosttactician403]

You're asking this from the same game that had most of Paris filled with British people

[@souppastes5519]

@@ghosttactician403 so wasn’t just me who realized the abundance of brits in this game? That’s how I felt when I played Sapienza Berlin and Hokkaido. Where are the accents?

[@TheFirstCurse1]

GOD this mission is a near masterpiece. 47 and Diana are such a power couple.

[@trashstorage1468]

Ah, I was wondering why she wasn’t pointing out Tamara getting shut in the freezer. Makes sense now.

[@LucidTurtle]

@@trashstorage1468 Diana literally turns on a radio to create a distraction for 47

[@lz9275]

@@LucidTurtle that is after the freezer part

[@nicolesong6199]

yes

[@Roxasora123]

@@trashstorage1468 does the freezer accident literally the only thing that reminds you that diana and 47 are working together lol.

[@JJ-st6rt]

It's so cool to see Diana switch on the radio to help 47. When I played this challenge, I disguised as the tour guide. I didn't know this until I see this video.

[@ghakim9]

6:00 - The host is just like "Hey, I'm talking to you, idiot. What-" and then he just accepts his death while standing.

[@dw4101]

There are lots of moments in this game where animations seem to be stuck on a prior sequence. Maybe they didn’t build a “getting crushed to death” animation for him lol

[@yavuzsahin3003]

Lady Dimitrescu tall vampire lady wants to order gallons of that red wine. She really loves to taste of that brand for some reason.

[@aphresuax]

Lol

[@davivilaca3913]

I laughed so hard at this, made my day

[@DgardsGaming]

I see you played that game

[@large868]

I really like how Diana helps with some of the kills

[@PintheDog]

Is she 47's _actual_ helper?

[@AGWittmann]

Wish, Agent 47 and Diana would do a highfive, each time, they killed Tamara as Duo.

[@ddontpanic4261]

How do none of the characters notice?! It’s sooooo loud!

[@CorpsPeauRate]

Haha, good point. I guess the tour guide hate Tamara??? New meta :O haha

[@Math-vh5it]

I think it’s cause they think it’s an accident

[@Ghostly2001]

@@Math-vh5it still that's reason enough to check lol

[@KazzKobb]

The lady in black dress is Diana, 47's accomplish.

[@dux3644]

@@Ghostly2001 the npcs have a view cone, they wouldn't get alerted unless they see something inside their point of view, they can hear stuff but it depend, it's not very realistic it's there to distract them hahaha so throwing stuff, shooting, bullet impact and I think screaming are the some things they can hear lol Also yeah the other girl, Diana is helping 47

[@bruhmoment10]

"Oh comeon Tamara. When in Rome...." "....speak Latin"

[@flitsertheo]

Maybe it would be wiser to avoid drinking any Argentinian wine millésime 2021, especially the Mendoza ones

[@NyuuMikuru1]

It would takes decades to make great wines. Fermentation is needed.

[@Prix-cp5qc]

@@NyuuMikuru1 it usually says how many years those procedures took. Like “this wine began production 12 years ago”

[@malan07]

@@NyuuMikuru1 actually fermentation doesn't take longer than 12 days (ussually). What you're referring to is wine aging and for most commercial wines it doesn't take longer than 1 year

[@pablodeo]

*tasting the wine* - Hmmmm... bold, refreshing, and something I can't quite put my finger on *47 in the factory* - Hmm... needs more bodies

[@kaiserslavaniaashur1623]

4:53 i fucking loved that diana just activated the radio and helped agent 47 distract that guy

[@ob2kenobi388]

I don't think this guy is oblivious, I think he just knows his place.

[@LouManga]

I'm from Mendoza! So proud. But I think I will not drink the wines from the harvest of 2021

[@BestKCL]

What do you think of them making the guy sound Mexican? Lol

[@wetaughted4640]

Good call.

[@kingbrennus1580]

"Do not eliminate Diana Burnwood" Bigmooney: 😏

[@Bergen98]

I actually like when 47 plays the role of the guide. Because he can do all those kills without getting noticed by the real guide already

[@yoursonisold8743]

Yeah but if you are the guide then you give the tour to the security guy that 47 is impersonating in this video, so it's the same thing.

[@littlevader2748]

"You'll know if she likes you 47." "You just have to look for the signs."

[@nilsvladimirson1691]

inspired by Charlie and chocolate factory

[@mauricecalvillo8486]

PLOT TWIST: Mendoza is actually Willy Wonka.

[@thestateofdelaware8057]

“This wine is a little… thicker than normal, with notes of…. Iron?”

[@AD-ey4yr]

5:17 yes, in a bottle of wine.

[@wetaughted4640]

Why is there hair in this bottle of wine? And pieces of bones?

[@77Night77Shade77]

"Isn't someone else supposed to be doing this?" he said, grudgingly, wishing he had pushed her into the grape crusher himself. He knew.

[@Matias_el_Mago]

As an Argentinian myself I regret they didnt hired argentinian actors for the dubbing. The insults would have been VERY colorful and diverse.

[@MrFunkhauser]

Here at Fine Wines we pride ourselves in making wine with unneccesarily dangerous machines and practices. Did you know our fridge door when closing travels faster than any door in the southern hemisphere? Or this floor level over sized grape cruncher, just look how easy it is to walk into and its all controlled by this nice bright green button anyone can press! Oh don't forget our grinder which has been designed to crush 30 cows a second which sits at the bottom of a waist high sheer decline which would be impossible to climb out of.

[@ericlemmon6297]

I crushed tamara before the winemaker took the picture, before burnwood could walk in it. They got suspicious for two seconds and then proceeded to take a picture of burnwood and I in the blood lmao

[@averageboi5195]

the most important part of wine making is the human aspect put into it

[@Yasser.Abuharba]

The AI of the NCPs in Hitman franchise is lower than the genome soldiers in MGS1!

[@dux3644]

Hahahaha but it would be so frustrating if they noticed every sound lol

[@Yasser.Abuharba]

@@dux3644 It would be more challenging and fun if they did :-)

[@TakingTheMick1008]

@@Yasser.Abuharba have you played master mode? Believe me there is the challenging but no fun.

[@Yasser.Abuharba]

@@TakingTheMick1008 I have only played at Master difficulty :-)

[@debishvebishwish4839]

It depends, have you played Mallory Misfortune Escalation?

[@Gencoil]

I would never set foot anywhere near those machines.

[@lucasgartley9603]

The OSHA violations in this place is obscene!

[@지영-v7b]

Diana's voice is just so amazing

[@killeing]

"What happened to your colleague? I'm clearly too lazy to turn around and too deaf to hear the incredibly audible squish and metallic rumbling of the press behind me."

[@Thegamercat420]

Why did i laugh so much when he pushed the button. He was like I wonder what this button does and killed the chick.

[@fromthistexasbreath]

As a gamer in the wine industry, this is relevant to my interests. Mendoza Malbecs are tasty lol

[@johnlime1469]

It's all fine and dandy until they get a customer complaint about their wine tasting like iron.

[@GeorgeMonet]

Or poop. Or rotten meat.

[@foxymetroid]

"Is it supposed to taste like pennies?"

[@Keznen]

@foxymetroid "Well, no- Hey, wait a minute! How do you know what pennies taste like?"

[@TalkingHands308]

He just didn't hear the woman screaming, or the machine crushing, or the door closing... lol

[@xtgr3156]

Production of Sanguis Virginis has really caught up to the 21st century.

[@JoeEnglandShow]

"And we call this the People Mangler! It really has no purpose other than to mangle people. In fact I'm not very sure why we have it in the factory, but it's sort of a joke amongst the staff. Because it's silly, isn't it? Like anyone in a wine factory would walk inside a People Mangler! Just for a laugh, though, let's step inside. Careful, though! That's a hair trigger! Not that anything could possibly happen. But it's all in good spirits. Hey, you folks have fun in the People Mangler for a few minutes, okay? I have to go over here real quick."

[@brandonvelde5774]

"Hello everyone, I'm back! I see you've all had fun with the People Mangler. Now if you want to follow me then we can start the tour of the loading area. Where our crates and cargo are moved around by our lightning-quick autonomous forklifts! Every part of these machines is state of the art and up to date. Well, except for the brakes, those haven't been maintained since 2003. But don't worry, as long as you stand out the way of the forklift's path you'll have nothing to worry about.

[@terminalvelocityrunner2202]

“On to the next area, our totally revolutionary cargo dock. Where ultra heavy cranes, each controlled individually by an AI move hundred-ton crates on and off the platform. No need to watch the overhead tracks to tell when every one of these machines lifting a load equatable to weight of a semitrailer full of bricks is being constantly monitored. There’s even a direct disconnect feature to manually control them. But an AI killing people? There’s a laugh!”

[@Duterasemis]

I'm amazed by how totally silent that grape press was. And the rotating crusher. And the freezer door. And that wrench thwacking her on the back of the head. Not a single sound. The perfect crime.

[@rodrigonunez9451]

Me an Argentine From Mendoza: wtf is he Speaking like a Mexican???

[@franciscomargitic7803]

Ya wey

[@dux3644]

They only had mexican dub lol, I wanted so bad to hear some real Argentinian speaking ;-; My disappointment was big lol, also.. "say *keso* " lmao

[@flimeerr]

Jajajaja son lasherinos (?

[@BestKCL]

@@dux3644 Ikr? What a wasted opportunity to provide some nice authenticity

[@lilgreen12]

Speaking like a Mexican wtf does that mean. We're both copies of spaniards i been to Argentina were almost the same.

[@Saikocide]

i swear, the hearing aids industry are probably booming in 47's universe

[@arthasmenethil2201]

Huh. Maybe that's why our fine wines taste funny and they're highly requested in Transylvania.

[@andrekerrison3367]

As a health and safety advisor, I have to say, the safety issues at this factory are really troubling.

[@cun_0092]

Damn man this factory is horrific...

[@MariuigiKhed]

A yell and a loud machine noise in the direction of the GIANT GRAPE PRESSER "Nothing to see here"

[@hornetguy9063]

The freezer seems like a lame way to kill Tamara. Unless it’s also oxygen proof, I’d have to imagine someone would find her before she’s done in.

[@jarskil8862]

-10C actually can kill in an hour or in few hours depending of conditions. People from cold countries often attack these claims and tell how "they have experienced way colder temperatures for longer" But they ignore the fact that they have very likely worn winter or autumn clothing.

[@hornetguy9063]

Jarski l fair enough. I live in one of those cold areas myself.

[@courier6960]

@@hornetguy9063 I mean 47 did comment on it being soundproof, plus with no phone signals (and it being in a corner where people/workers wouldn’t really go to) I’d say it’s a pretty believable kill given the circumstances (although not the most reliable...)

[@hornetguy9063]

Courier 6 you guys are probably right.

[@jardex2275]

And you could just go through the whole tour without incident while Diana just rolls her eyes.

[@cybernautadventurer]

The cooler room one is definitely the most sadistic. I actually enjoy HItman just to be able to go around killing people, but that one genuinely offended me.

[@pierrelorrain2163]

If you locked the guide with the target, Diana tells you how cruel you are, nice detail

[@shipper-of-heart8898]

The freezer one is disturbing since like, it doesnt immediately say she's eliminated- so she's just in there slowly dying

[@kavalkahn]

Is it me or Diana's compressed body made a cracking sound like "werrlck done 47"

[@APRICEPRODUCTION]

@4:57 that's going to be some bloody fantastic wine after that HAHA

[@lazyplanet5064]

If you want to stealth kill her, just let her open one of the winery tanks, the gases from the inside will surely kill her in an enclosed space like this one, not to mention that by passing out, she'll probably fall inside. I mean it could look like an accident too, sth very similar happened to a local winery a few months ago. Obviously it was a real accident and not an assassination attempt.

[@edbrook7088]

Maybe, maybe not

[@hugzpugz736]

2:55 and this is how the klingon "Bloodwine" was born

[@GodotOfficial]

2:43 *Bonk!*

[@raulmachuca9047]

she conviniently always stays behind and they are like two feet away and dont notice the noise and screams.

[@sixpest]

Oh that's the biggest OSHA violation ive seen in a while; Yeah go ahead and take a picture underneath a still powered and un-propped grape presser im sure nothing could possibly go wrong.

[@towerbunga]

actually the safety mechanism is on. You need to disable it yourself.

[@over9000lord]

1:58 imagine walkning on a mesh floor like this while wearing high heels.

[@elgusaniiiodeljuego6823]

There are two types of Americans: (1) those who think everyone in Latin American is tan-skinned, eats tacos and sing mariachis, (2) and those who think everyone in Latin American is tan-skinned, eats tacos and sing mariachis, except in Argentina, where everyone is Italian 😂😂😂

[@voxelbandit]

This one level makes up about 3/4 of all the blood in the hitman franchise lol

[@pjwallace1006]

I can only begin to imagine what THIS distillery’s insurance premiums must be…🙄‼️‼️‼️ To say, “…sounds like a lawsuit just waiting to happen!!” is the understatement of the year!!

[@incardia]

the shredder looked so real with her arm reaching out of the shredding

[@mrdaddy6970]

Lol last one someone going to be having red cherries instead of blue berries

[@arn3d]

maybe balli berries ;)

[@retrochristmas7329]

Never played this game i thought you were killing a different woman every time like "how the hell arnt tese people noticing that people are dissapearing xD"

[@MoneyManHolmes]

I did too. XD

[@neostylo4237]

I bet that wine taste bloody fine

[@WolfSoulXIV]

Tamara: :screams as she is very loudly crushed to death by an industrial grape crusher: Guide: You hear something? Diana and 47: Nope

[@HarleyQuinn_93]

Are there any wine connoisseurs that can explain the difference between a grape crusher and a grape presser?

[@Fleshtornfrombodies]

As said in the video the grape press extracts juices leaving the skins idk about the grape curusher

[@themarkktv]

@@Fleshtornfrombodies the grape crusher crushes the grape, leaving the grape crushed.

[@courier6960]

@@themarkktv You must truly be a master of wine production

[@divineintervention6318]

@@themarkktv Das ist ein grapecrusher, it crushes grapes

[@somefudge927]

@@themarkktv Who are you who are so wise in the ways of wine production?

[@hobbsbrothers3190]

Woman: *Saw Tamara got stuck in the freezer* Also her: F**k this sh** I’m out

[@JSephH76]

...... You mean Diana?

[@BestKCL]

If you haven't played the game, she's in on it and helping 47.

[@zeussoulhd2169]

That's Diana, 47's partner

[@mariusmacsouza3615]

Do one thing for me... Get Mendoza... MENDOZAAAAAAA!!!!!

[@arn3d]

Despite the ''sometimes weak Ai'' this game is amazing.

[@MrElmo54321]

Seeing Diana assist 47 makes me really want Coop, especially in Freelancer

[@chrisahearn789]

A vintage to die for...... LITERALLY (que maniacal laughter and thunder noises)

[@selflesssamaritan6417]

Now the wine is no more vegan-friendly.

[@camcantanything]

That grape pressor is 1000000000% a final destination kill Side note whenever I played this I kept saying "Diana senpai it's me 47"

[@GameNinja13]

I am starting to think that the workplace accidents are so common that the tour guide has ben instructed to just. ignore them.

[@foxymetroid]

Workplace accidents don't count if you don't count them.

[@PIRALGUL47]

LEAVING ONLY THE FLESH AND SKINS BEHIND OH YEAH !!!!

[@NewJerseySirensAndTrains]

THE WOMAN IN BLUE IS INVINCABLE!!!!

[@xbox07]

This is basically Co-op hitman. They should do that, if they havent already

[@mildlyupset6011]

Honestly, I kinda want to learn a little more about wine making now

[@kimchunglee2528]

ahh, may i get a bottle of TAMARA 2022 wine -Vampire in 2050 i guess.

[@arthurmorgan7642]

Ooohhhh so that's why my wine had a musty flavor. Interesting.

[@truefitness2622]

"must've been the wind"

[@DiazValdo1]

Easy to complete the mission when everyone is in on it with you and will just pretend the target has left

[@starmoral5456]

"AHHHHHHH!!!" 'SLAM' "Stealth Kill"

[@apertureemployee215]

To be fair, that grape press was a deathtrap to begin with. Not even a safety gate or alarm? OSHA would have a field day

[@dlopez8104]

my game bugged when i used the grape presser and the tour guide was just staring at the bloody remains for like 30 seconds before he continued his tour

[@sentinel6412]

Tamara Vidal: *gets absolutely massacred* Diana: "No, all good"

[@thehunchbackmechanic]

My mouth dropped when I saw the grape crusher

[@nuke_m4n]

"So this is what the little guy feels like" no crap, youre about to be one of them 💀

[@boldeagle2659]

"Does this mean she is not coming then?"