HITMAN 2 - The Most Ironic, Stupid and Funny Quotes with Dialogues of Agent 47

HITMAN 2, Compilation of Agent 47 Quotes and dialogues during the 6 mission of Hitman 2. This compilation includes his dialogues between Agent 47 and his future victims and various civilians. Because there would be way too much material for such kind of compilation, I took only those the most interesting for me. Artwork of Rico Delgado by Anton Kozlov can be found here www.artstation...
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[@MartinozYT]

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[@sw1rly801]

Damn, yo. You're underrated.

[@TLGARMY]

Ok

[@akuma4654]

16:12 Andrew Tate

[@secretscarlet8249]

I like how he straight up tells them he's gonna kill them without saying that.

[@Agamemnon2]

47 doesn't lie, as a general rule.

[@Techhunter_Talon]

Certainly has some sense of humor.

[@justfrog_]

Isnt that poisonous? Yes What is in it? Everything to die for :D

[@landstalker7317]

@@justfrog_ Really how she did not understand that he was poisoning her.

[@justfrog_]

@@landstalker7317 wait a secs :D lololol in this comment i got 116 likes and 162 likes in the main comment out side

[@sugarcat8071]

"I'm already paying you in exposure" The one sentence that can stop an artist dead in their tracks

[@jackthorton10]

Literally

[@IkeFanBoy64]

As someone who's talked to and am friends with multiple online artists online, that method of killing Rangan is way too fitting. (I know the original comment was about a year ago, but still)

[@SommerSen]

KILL TARGET Reason: Motherfucker rallied his fans to tell me that "exposure is a fair price"

[@doublecoloured385]

At least 47 knows and supports artists rights. xD

[@manuvirajkhare]

I'm from Mumbai. In this day and age, a guy like Dawood Rangan would not be able to do his shit unopposed in the city. He would either be shot or he would have been arrested and prosecuted (whether the court would give him a conviction is a different matter entirely). I think IOI based him off the gangsters of Mumbai in the late 80s and early 90s, when guys like Dawood Ibrahim (terrorist and gangster, responsible for the 1993 Mumbai Bomb Blasts), his sister, Haseena Parkar (Apa), Chota Rajan, Bada Rajan, Chota Shakeel, and many more guys who used to have open turf warfare on the streets and many innocent civilians used to be caught in the crossfire. But I think post 1993-1995, the government started cracking down on these guys and many had to flee to the UAE and Pakistan or be gunned down by the Mumbai Police in many encounters (of course there were many who got arrested and successfully prosecuted as well and are now serving prison sentences). So the type of organised crime in Mumbai being shown in Hitman 2 is very very hard to do today even if you have political connections, cuz once the press breaks the story whole load of shit happens at once. Also, Dawood Rangan's so-called movie ever existed in real life, forget the other Dons, I would take a gun and pop a bullet in the asshole's skull for insulting my city like that.

[@willdunn8846]

There needs to be a level where 47 impersonates a stand up comedian and unleashes his morbid wit to crowd.

[@derpderper7329]

haha how is that not a mission yet?! Sell your idea to IO!

[@butitwasmedio]

@@derpderper7329 I love that idea as well!

[@bscar]

twist ending, the place blows up after he leaves, killing everyone inside of it.

[@elite2781]

@@bscar guess you called that a *killing joke*

[@CT-5736-Bladez]

That’s a million dollar idea

[@ANDREWjkl1]

When you kill Rico Delgado as the tattoo guy and hide his body, the guard comes back to his room and starts looking for him. He asks 47 of his whereabouts, to which he replies: “I don’t know, he looked a little dead the last time I saw him”. Don’t know why, but I laughed so hard at this.

[@wiej007]

This is sole reason that I love hitman.

[@hoilst265]

When you feed Rico to the hippo, Bateson's delivery of "He looks healthy, and is acting like any other hippo I have ever been around". That miniscule beat between "hippo" and "I have" Bateson put in was some of the most perfect comic timing ever. I had to pause the game and laugh out loud for like a minute straight.

[@chefmaikocook5233]

I know this comment is a few years old but where did you hide the body? There bi closests or chest. Only spot is the bathroom. The guard doesnt check there?

[@HaZETaipan]

loves how 47 , as a real estate agent, gives a very detailed way of how the house could be used for killing and /or hiding bodies

[@robby576]

"Like the bathroom, the kitchen is one of the most dangerous rooms in the home"

[@HaZETaipan]

@@robby576You can drawn someone in the toilet sink,while the slippery floor (water and electric) and gas stove (boom) could be easily "accidented" , the garage's soundproof could muffle 47's own shot , and the bloodstains...heh...

[@robby576]

*target is unaware that he is going to die even though 47 pretty much tells him*

[@olliedylan1381]

I love the name Real Estate Agent, as appose to a Fake Estate Agent

[@BigJunnySoprano69]

There’s also that secret locked room where he explains every tiny detail of how the body in said room could’ve been killed

[@SMAXZO]

"I'll pay you with exposure" "OK, that's it...he's dead. I maybe a cold-blooded killer but even I pay my guys with cash"

[@mattstorm360]

I like how you can help the assassin kill him. Makes the conversation that much better in the end.

[@zoelio999]

Even better is that the portrait has a none too subtle cross hair over his face, completed the the shine on the sunglasses

[@Jojje94]

Bateson said he was originally annoyed that 47 talked more in this game. IO told him not to worry, it'd make sense in the bigger picture. I'm glad he talks more in this one. The dark comedy and European wit shines through so much more.

[@FeyTheBin]

Couldn't agree more. Even then, his silence is gold -- like that haggling scene in Mumbai.

[@abohachuk4765]

Well, phrase at 11:14 really doesn't fit silent 47. It's more like silly quote from 80's Hollywood.

[@TimmySquibs]

Pollisya Hotel all he says is “and that’s it” surely that isn’t too bad?

[@abohachuk4765]

@@TimmySquibs there is no point for 47 to say this. 47 isn't a man who would showing off in this way.

[@adoptdontshop3911]

@@abohachuk4765 Its literally what a normal barber would say

[@die_mishelskie3380]

The funny thing is is that 47 never lies like: Sierra: ”do in need to be concernd ‘’ 47: ‘’i am not’’

[@Judge-1964]

I don't know if 47 tells a single lie

[@NoTraceOfSense]

@@Judge-1964 Always technically correct.

[@CheddarCheese1984]

Do in need to be conserved? You good?

[@DeathMatchSAS]

He only lies about who he is but not what's he's doing.

[@Sockren]

@@DeathMatchSAS but he is good at being everything related to his clothing

[@dominicemerald387]

“Could be worse. You could be laying dead in a ditch somewhere.” - 47

[@andrewglenn9352]

He referenced Lenny from Hitman: Absolution where you can choose to leave him in the desert to die or kill him while he was still in the ditch

[@PredatoryQQmber]

@@andrewglenn9352 More like the first level where you supposed to kick off your first target in the ditch while wearing furry mascot costume. If you don't wear costume but instead follow the guy who does (you need to bring his car keys to him instead of knocking him out or taking them for yourself), instead she will kick him off while mocking him. EDIT: Google sure is drunk nowadays.

[@MrBraddles3128]

@PredatoryQQmber, since when are shafts known as ditches?

[@PredatoryQQmber]

@@MrBraddles3128 Since she called it a "ditch" in her own dialogue while dropping a guy there. And since when a hole in the ground on the back side of a building is called a shaft ? That's not city architecture that I'm familiar with.

[@MrBraddles3128]

Shaft: 3. a long, narrow, typically vertical hole that gives access to a mine, accommodates a lift in a building, or provides ventilation. Ditch: 1. a narrow channel dug at the side of a road or field, to hold or carry away water. Her calling it a ditch doesn’t make it one.

[@N.I.R.A.T.I.A.S.]

7:16 "The silence, it's ... it's terribly unnerving, to be honest. It's like you're just dead inside. Like there's a vast, empty space where your emotions would normally reside." Flattery will get you everywhere.

[@stabbymeh3236]

At least he is true about him

[@diamondguycarlosortega4075]

@@stabbymeh3236 yeah cause if there one thing that 47 is missing, is most basic emotions or feelings that could get in the way of his abilities

[@ralphmayers9859]

Greatest killer in the entire world of all times, knows 1000 different ways to kill his target with the regular pen,has an amazing inhuman physical conditions,still can't jump.

[@dogestranding5047]

Ralph Mayers Cant? Or chooses not to?

[@Scatmanseth]

We all have weaknesses I guess

[@ralphmayers9859]

I think he cant actually :D I don't mansion his jumps from the roofs etc. i mean just jump up.But anyway he don't need to.

[@ralphmayers9859]

including balcony jumps?Why?He does it perfectly as i see. Anyway he is cool,he was and always will be.

[@ralphmayers9859]

absolutely agree with u man.Wrote it just for fun.

[@MrLoneWoof]

The whole conversation with Knox is hilarious. He's literally telling her he'll kill her in a moment and doesn't care :)

[@Random_.]

"everything is to die for mister knox"

[@creppersaurusrex2300]

He just wanted to Knox her out

[@henryhamilton4087]

The one with Sierra is also ridiculous considering all 3 floral extracts 47 told her are all poisonous

[@creppersaurusrex2300]

@@henryhamilton4087 i mean to be fair, did you know about more than one of the three extracts he mentioned before looking at the comments

[@eXecu7or]

People tend to see uniforms, not faces

[@beholdnonsense5100]

I really want a behind-the-scenes bit where it shows Diana barely holding together after 47 cracks one of his "subtle" murder jokes

[@TheUrizen]

Diana would find it funny, but would not laugh since hers is a very similar humour, it's just based on sassy irony/puns instead of telling "techincally the truth" in their faces. It was said in Versailles: "Never laugh at your own wits, it makes you look like a commoner". And at the ICA they're all about class.

[@darkwolfderai3920]

@@TheUrizen in the ps2 games, diana was usually the one making those jokes and 47 occasionally agreeing, it be an interesting conversation between them if ever overheard for sure

[@avatareternal3204]

Personally, I want to see Diana's reaction to 47 flying off in the flamingo outfit.

[@zytlib6758]

@@avatareternal3204 "47, what the hell are you doing?"

[@ASuddenRose]

@@TheUrizen Is Versailles a television show? I need to know the source of the quote , as nobody finds me as funny as I do.

[@piecrumbs9951]

“Dr. Livingstone? Excuse me!” *pushes off a cliff*

[@Random_.]

He gently pushed him lmao

[@whisperingwind6162]

Guess he is now called Dr. Tombstone after falling down that cliff

[@zeussoulhd2169]

@@whisperingwind6162 I'm dying lmao

[@justincruz5720]

@@zeussoulhd2169 You’re not, but he did.

[@zeussoulhd2169]

@@justincruz5720 You're right, I'm not

[@justfrog_]

0:41 target:"isnt that poisonous" 47: "yes" *laughs*

[@lillith3159]

FrogBoy should i be worried? I am not

[@rashkavar]

@@lillith3159 That's the line that got me. I was expecting the standard and very accurate line about dosages. (Belladonna is a powerful neuro-blocker. Taken topically and at low doses, it can treat things like siatica that normal pain medicines can't (as it's straight nerve pain; normal pain medicines work on the pain receptors, and can't do anything for when you have something crimping on the nerve halfway up). It can also be used to treat breathing problems like asthma and whooping cough by relaxing muscles in the airway, and can be used similarly for Parkinsons. Furthermore it was once used cosmetically by Italian women who wanted to forcibly dilate their pupils - the blank, wide-eyed stare was apparently attractive at the time - this is the source of the name Belladonna, Italian for Beautiful Woman. It's also really easy to take too much in which case your heart relaxes and decides to stop for a while... It's *also* herbally sourced and has a number of active ingredients, which makes finding correct doses really difficult, which is a really bad combination with something with such a low overdose threshold that it's generally considered a poison. (this is why we use synthetics in modern medicine, or carefully isolate active ingredients from their natural form into a chemical - because getting consistent dosages of medicine is bloody important, and herbs vary based on genetics, growing conditions, etc. It is technically possible to control for all that, but there's no big industry doing it, and naturopaths doing it themselves have to balance between that and their daily practice and real life, and being human, probably aren't 100% reliable.)

[@ChaoticShinny]

*it will be over soon :)*

[@wino0000006]

*I promise. Once I'm done, you won't feel a thing* - yes indeed 47.

[@Albukhshi]

@@wino0000006 At least you can't fault him for dishonesty... sarcasm is another story (see his painting Dawood Rangan).

[@Lylybeebee]

the best part of Agent 47’s real estate career is that Cassidy is a security manager, so everything he points out about murder, escape routes and more murder is actually incredibly useful for him

[@user-ih4sn7od1v]

"Take it for free, just get out of here!" "It's a deal." "Thank you, come again" hahah

[@candeadly]

your line broke my display lol

[@ГригорийГорелов-о5с]

Из-за тебя я теперь не могу нажать на колёсико и крутить вниз, блять.

[@temmietim1023]

You transcended beyond reality with the that name tag!

[@ck5rem608]

How do you do that?

[@hammedburger3712]

@@ck5rem608 copypaste

[@222foxhound]

2:03 your boss dies in front of you Guard : CHRISSAKE!

[@kapitan19969838]

*Christ's sake

[@micahbell7763]

Ugh man I hate when that happens, dont you just hate when your boss dies because he ate lethal potion in front of you?

[@Random_.]

Same energy as "oh hes dead, well that sucks"

[@fibber2991]

Same energy as "I can't believe you've done this, I can't believe you've commited suicide"

[@knightboulegard5483]

“Dark floors hide stains easily...” I love how subtle 47 is.

[@damonminnix4660]

Knight Boulegard what was he talking about with soundproofing the garage? That one went over my head.

[@bloomingdaemon]

@@damonminnix4660 Because the targets' dying screams and weapon noises are inaudible...

[@jaxchacky9358]

@@damonminnix4660 ah yes, soundproofing. It’s not like we live thanks to the sound and not blood, what is that?

[@NoName-hg6cc]

The down stair bathroom. useful after a MESSY day of work XD

[@velvetsky3451]

i love how 47 is still the most intimidating person for miles around even wearing a literal flamingo suit

[@malcolm4737]

16:05 47 basically learns more stuff about his own past from one of the people who witnessed him turning into a killing machine - right before killing him. Irony is off scaling.

[@rustyschwa9562]

Malcolm 47 it’s very Assassin’s Creed-esque

[@nobody-pr7fg]

Like the fact he's Romanian, too

[@chimblemasterofchimney4771]

@@nobody-pr7fg 47 is a lot of things. He's Chinese as well. Some of his DNA came from a Hong Kong Triad druglord.

[@corvidconfidential8826]

@Mr_ChugleGlugle YT red is quite a hard colour to clean out Unless you meant.....*rogue*

[@hueyfreemanhisanimatedfrie925]

Malcolm 47 a clever cameo of Dr. Otto Wolfgang Ort Meyer and the Ort Meyer project.

[@zdodops8490]

Rico:do what you do best man 47:aight bet *RICO DELGADO HAS BEEN ELIMINATED*

[@armymanscott]

Apart from being a master assassin he is a master at painting, engineering, tattooing and resizing clothing from an unconscious or dead person to fit his own body

[@DerNomade1871]

Being a professional assassin, you have to be a swiss army knife of skill and trades

[@jackthorton10]

A trade off is necessary

[@LVoidtheEndless]

He’s true husband material

[@IR-Fan]

Plot twist: He's Johnny Sins

[@romanbabynyuk946]

Don't forget master haggler!

[@LuckySketches]

"I'm already paying you in exposure." Okay, THAT guy might deserve what's coming to him.

[@JJ_R]

14:03 with everything 47 says about this house, you’d think he’d want to purchase it himself.

[@andreware2039]

An assassin must always have a suitable work space ;)

[@meris8486]

He'd probably replace the vinyl floors in the kitchen though, wouldn't wanna slip over when they get... wet.

[@nobody-pr7fg]

He wouldn't need to worry about that little.. haemmoraging incident.. he had nothing to do with of course... he would probably be good at getting blood out of carpets..

[@kos2919]

With Absolution where he pretty much having a "dysfunctional family" I can see him having a house in the burbs that looks unsettlingly normal as 47 as dad, Diana as mom and Victoria as their daughter.

[@avatareternal3204]

Maybe he will. Nolan Cassidy clearly isn't going to buy it.

[@strangebones2000]

"I've had experience with the Delgado family in the past." Love the Blood Money references here.

[@hueyfreemanhisanimatedfrie925]

I love how IO's giving the older games some love.

[@johnmoo8072]

Agent 47 sure has a sick sense of humor. Heh. He can add "comedian" to his long list of skills.

[@theotv5522]

At this point it's easier to write what he can't do rather than what he can.

[@floormatt8]

He's also a painter, hair stylist, drummer, and real estate agent.

[@maximuffin6395]

But can he ever find love?

[@thomasparkin259]

One could say that he knows some killer jokes.

[@juangaming-xw3zl]

I kinda like dark humor

[@keithcarson7638]

"i prefer cash over exposure" as an artist my self... this is my new favorite line

[@ALgamer47]

3:00 he says "names are for friends" which is a reference to Blood Money at the amusement park level

[@FeyTheBin]

Ooo, nice catch!

[@mrduke1376]

Yep love it 😎

[@drkinferno72]

So I don’t need one

[@mr.nostaforta34]

Exactly what i thought.

[@ralphmayers9859]

or maybe just a regular line,but i think you're right about it.

[@GloriousZote]

"Should I be worried?" "*I'm* not."

[@MrBraddles3128]

I know that David Bateson wasn’t a huge fan of 47 having more dialogue but I actually enjoy it quite a bit. Adds a bit more character to him in a way but still keeps him cold.

[@HeavySandvichGuy1]

He didn't like it at first. But then he saw the end result and liked it

[@hammerbro1947]

A good trial and error. Never know until you try.

[@ArcturusOTE]

@@HeavySandvichGuy1 He was probably still scared of another Absolution case Lo and behold, the Hitman reboot came out and we enjoyed

[@justanotheranimeprofilepic]

@@ArcturusOTE is the trilogy a reboot? I thought it was a soft reboot where everything still happened we just aren't mentioning it

[@hoilst265]

@@justanotheranimeprofilepic Yeah, it's not a reboot - the training levels of Hitman 2016 are when he's being tested for recruitment by ICA *after* he escapes Ort-Meyer's lab in Codename 47. They don't mention it because, well, it's not something they'd likely mention in the training.

[@MikeHawk-bg5ss]

2:03 I love everything about this scene. The way Robert Knox falls over, the girl jumping away scared while nothing has happened yet, and that guy just saying "Christ sake" while watching Knox dying

[@kafe9972]

'Christ sake' is less of "oh no my boss is dead" and more of "oh no I won't even be hired as a mall cop after this"

[@camillecioffi5086]

he’s like “ah damn not again”

[@randomisntavailable]

“christ sake robert knox knock it out you weak, old hag”

[@Virtually_Hidden]

Agent 47 had more dialogue and personality in this video than he ever did in all the older Hitman games combined. Love the dark humour! As a side note, my favourite Agent 47 dialogue moment is when during the mission "The Author" you can dress up as the author's mega fan and during his photoshoot Agent 47 asks a bunch questions and actually criticizes this man's knockoff version of Twilight. After that very mission, you see Agent 47 flying away in his personal jet during a cutscene and you can see an opened book by the author he just killed! Really shows how far Agent 47 goes to study and learn every one of his targets and the simple idea that Agent 47 would even read or analyze some teen-vampire drama book series written by his target prior to the mission is absolutely HILARIOUS!!! LMAO

[@Diodidnothingwrong]

Virtually Hidden What is it called? The challenge?

[@Virtually_Hidden]

@@Diodidnothingwrong ....you mean the mission? It's called "The Author" A.K.A the spooky midnight Sapienza map

[@Nineteen1900Hundred]

@@Diodidnothingwrong It's a Patient Zero level.

[@Diodidnothingwrong]

Virtually Hidden nvm it's a sequence that leads to the Gravedigger challenge

[@DuskMorgan101]

Damn I'm interested in seeing this mission and that scene do you have a link by any chance?

[@Stopitpls]

I love the brutal honesty in the first one, ‘yes, it’s poisonous, what’s your point?’

[@TheGamerCreeper399]

Hitman is so skilled at everything. He fits his disguises well. He can repair vehicles, mix drinks, give someone a tattoo, and make one liners hinting the death of his targets

[@MrBraddles3128]

Please don’t imply that his name is “Hitman” ever again.

[@GoGoTomoko]

did you just assume 47's name

[@LVoidtheEndless]

Ultimate husband

[@Remag6]

47 sucks at ddr though

[@Remag6]

free wifi what? I meant dance dance revolution (in the Hokkaido mission)

[@Zonatewalter7]

47's mannerism in disguises always give the “I'm sure this guy a sociopath but he's just probably a weirdo and not something as serious as an assassin.” kind of vibe.

[@CloaksCosplays]

I could listen to 47's voice actor read the phonebook as his character. There's just something unique about that voice.

[@brady5913]

Arch_Saltsworn I love his voice it’s incredible!

[@kyliesmith9199]

SAME THO

[@glitterclitter_.]

Ikr! agent 47 would be so good at asmr

[@heitorsilva6897]

He is also the guy that narrates LEGO city ads

[@glitterclitter_.]

@@heitorsilva6897 what!? Really!? That's awesome!

[@GwenpoolisGaming]

Knox: Belladona, Isn't that poisonous? 47: Yes Knox: Should I be concerned? 47: I'm Not Knox: °_°'

[@SeventyTinyWyverns]

47: All done. Knox: Mr Doctor, I don't feel so good... 47: Relax, it'll be over soon. Knox: X_X

[@coughedfeathers1292]

Hemlock and Aconite are also poisons :D

[@SlyMeerkat]

I like that little reference to furries when asked about the flamingo suit

[@everythingsalright1121]

just furry things such outfits are usually quite expensive though. whatever floats your boat i guess. some people feel happy spending thousands on virtual gun skins, others do their cosplay thing, etc etc.

[@magnas27]

@@IndigoTail Neither that, people jack off to everything basically so who cares, you know nothing about the world of paraphilias.

[@everythingsalright1121]

Magnas The Cat yeah you pretty much hit the nail on the button. Everyone has their own weird thing they get off to. Personally I find the furries doing their own things in the corner no weirder than the bondage guys in the other corner or the people who like hugely oversized parts in the other corner. So long as no ones getting hurt and theyre not shoving it in your face trying to get you to like it, who cares? Do what makes you happy. You only live for around 1000 months, enjoy what you can, right?

[@sddlol19]

@@NinoCristianini no u 🙃

[@xDEADLOCKEDx2468]

@@NinoCristianini Someone sounds stuck in 2003 by that generalization.

[@6lucario]

The fact that a man openly admits to being a furry to a paid assassin he just met on a park bench

[@flamingcroatan3739]

Is it weird I wanna see 47 as a real estate agent now ?

[@ghristophermyers666]

Estate Agent 47

[@paytondagreat3533]

He is a true professional

[@lostuser1094]

Flaming Croatan “Yes, truly this is a house to live and DIE in.” *nervous laughter as 47 chuckles*

[@baconhair7393]

@@ghristophermyers666 perfect

[@justwatch7091]

@@lostuser1094 LMAO

[@windowsdotexe4444]

Boss dies Bodyguard: *for christ sake*

[@bolikde9389]

7:21 The Salesman has a good insight into human nature.

[@theotv5522]

Too bad he's gonna starve to death soon if he keeps his business practice like that.

[@floppydisksareop]

At least not strangled in the back by a weird assassin...

[@tristandubois2571]

I travelled the entire maps to find 5 coins and this guy got it for free 😭😭😭😭

[@ayushmaniar9011]

Welcome to India friend

[@TheStrayHALOMAN]

12:00s look like he's painting a picture of Stalin in retro shades, while Mr. Clean paints the canvas lol.

[@borisflores3450]

Is that a sense of humor 47? What comes next? Crying in the movies?

[@bunny1765]

Lmao this is a next level crossover

[@نورالقمر-ت6ي]

Or maybe he will act like a gay pornstar while a mission of eliminating prostitution targets

[@نورالقمر-ت6ي]

@Natasel I think that the game company won't show some very graphic details with that It's censored in games rules The games have limits

[@marialuke2116]

@Natasel I'd be fine with him actually performing as a pole dancer in disguise, he definitely has the strength to pull it off.

[@Dr.Yakub22]

He probably cried when he saw the live action hitman movies.

[@jonathanthomas1509]

0:31 love how 47 just lists 3 extremely poisonous plants that have been used to kill people in history.

[@Jarock316]

Those same plants also have medicinal uses in small doses.

[@denysalbesko6840]

- Belladonna isn't that poisonous? Should I be concerned? - I'm not. Just relax and have a good time! LOL

[@ghost.888]

47 stupid for that one!!!🤣

[@CassidyCope]

All of the plants 47 mentions are poisonous.

[@randomguy6679]

Genius

[@hammerbro1947]

"Relax, it'll be over soon." Me: XD

[@Nafinafnaf]

“Wait. Belladona? Isn’t that poisoneus? (I cant spell)” “Yes” “Should i be concerned?” “I’m not. Just relax, it’ll be over soon” “So whats good?” “Everything’s to *die* for mr.knox” _i love it when he just straight up tells you he’s gonna kill you_

[@abohachuk4765]

3:28 reference to Delgado from Blood Money! 6:09 attention to detail: equipping the mask, 47's voice is muffled

[@latenoiseyryan]

"Does the mask muffle my voice?"

[@chikenfartz]

Random Name deadpool right?

[@phoenixc33]

That's not attention to detail... That's just basic stuff.

[@alexandreman8601]

Why does he say "Dr Livingstone" while the guy is named Jorge Franco?

[@DeadManSinging1]

@@alexandreman8601 It's a joke. A play on the famous quote by Henry Morton Stanley "Dr Livingston, I presume"

[@furiscafynn6275]

I love the subtle personality, the extreme dry wit. It blends in with the game and it's just hysterical. I think the writers have a lot of fun with it

[@RedMclaren]

1:40 this Knox guy is mental. Do you guys see the ridiculous amount of flies behind 47 near that stall? haha

[@twinodoom]

It's Florida, that's pretty normal

[@navycalvin9337]

8:36 *SPEECH 100* +Dead Eyes of Peerless Haggling

[@adriansinke7164]

8:35 *Barter 100*

[@sennengoroshi139]

*Speech 001*

[@connorforce01]

When he said Belladonna I said "Wait, that's poisonous". She had the same reaction.

[@nerdywolverine8640]

so is everything else he lists lol

[@aricattack7327]

7:22 just imagine you’re at a store and the shopkeeper Calls you dead inside

[@VB-92]

Just another friday ...

[@diamondguycarlosortega4075]

That because he is!

[@CheddarCheese1984]

He’s staring daggers… and bullets

[@lucyroanapure4326]

@@CheddarCheese1984 proximity mines.... remote explosives.... exploding rubber ducks.... Y know the usual 🙃

[@butterspike680]

Happened to me twice... this week

[@burger8041]

11:23 I love how well designed the dialogue is. Every line of dialogue is something that can be responded with by a kill.

[@andrewhe8854]

Agent 47 the real master of puns

[@mrfarenheit7586]

They're to DIE for

[@MetaSpyR]

What about James Bond?

[@KittyFAN13]

You know what would be real cool? If 47 was in Mortal Kombat.

[@petermicheal7974]

A Simple yet realistically brutal fatality is necessary for 47

[@KorporalNoobs]

Dont know what would be better: simple cold assassin kills or crazy accident deaths.

[@petermicheal7974]

@@KorporalNoobs why not both?

[@KorporalNoobs]

@@petermicheal7974 I just imaging: Coin distraction, Garrote kill, drag them into a container, throw a fire extinguisher or remote duck. And than a actual animation for him leaving the level.

[@petermicheal7974]

@@KorporalNoobs Shoot twice in head, ensuring the death of enemy,cuts the body, put in the bag, dressed as garbageman and throws in garbage truck is in my imagination. However, your idea makes Hitman looks twice badass the game itself lol

[@a_damska]

16:13 that boy is in front of you, Mister

[@thestateofdelaware8057]

I love how 47 never really lies in any of these conversations

[@TheRealPentigan]

There's some times where it's really tempting to just... Not kill the target. Like you've set up this situation and they're there talking about things and it's always intriguing what will happen if you just do what they think you're doing without actually killing them.

[@LVoidtheEndless]

That’s a challenge in the Columbia level, just help everyone with their thing

[@narsicko6919]

I really love how even though he's a remorseless killer with no emotion he still has a morbid sense of humor

[@vksasdgaming9472]

He is not remorseless. That makes him so good and discreet.

[@thegrapethief5514]

He isn’t actually emotionless, he just cares only for a select group of people very much and weighs every action from a utilitarian standpoint. Not exactly great from a psychological standpoint, but very useful when you’re an international assassin and a master of disguise.

[@entertheunknown3554]

10:54 47 dosent move his lips, he speaks using his target's mouth.

[@derrickmiles4209]

"But if i'm already paying you in exposure..." ***TRIGGERED***

[@tranmikey7355]

*Damn, nothing scarier than seeing smiling Agent 47 in the thumbnail! That shit give me nightmare :))*

[@venomsnake225]

You should see Kratos smile... Ugh

[@tranmikey7355]

@@venomsnake225 I have seen such horror, my friend (from a video thumbnail from channel MKIceandFire) and oh boy, did that smile from Kratos gave me nightmare for a whole week At least Kratos is a Dad and a redeemed God of War, but for Agent 47, a professional assassins with no family tie, no nonsense and the stoic personality, it is a new level of creepy seeing him smiling :))

[@robertsimon2885]

What’s scarier? A smiling 47, a smiling Kratos, or a smiling Batman?

[@Avgslaveworker]

But that’s not what’s in the thumbnail

[@BlackOtter9]

- Isn't that poisonous? - Yes. lmao

[@professionalcasual9705]

10:53 Uhhhhh, buddy, your mouth isn't supposed to be moving for Agent 47's line.

[@thatoneguyinthecorner9925]

He's a good impressionists is he not?

[@Fistminer]

@@thatoneguyinthecorner9925 impressionist

[@thatoneguyinthecorner9925]

@@Fistminer thank you, i fixed it

[@darkwolfderai3920]

Actually, i think he did say that line.

[@keke7802]

That isn't Agent 47's line.

[@StupidNSimplesns]

I like how 47's mere presence is so frighteningly unnerving that he can basically rob a man by looking at him.

[@Agamemnon2]

You missed the other potential dialogue you can have as the mascot with the Kronstadt goons while waiting for Sierra Knox to arrive (it depends on which chair you sit down). It is equally hilarious.

[@SpaceMissile]

what is the conversation about?

[@tragedyplustime8271]

@@SpaceMissile There's two: One guard asks you why you came with a flamingo outfit, to which 47 tells him his suit is at the cleaners. The guard then tells 47 his life must be very exciting, and 47 responds "You have no idea." The other guard is basically a furry who asks you how much they pay for the job, if the suit is insulated, and if 47 roleplays, "for his friend".

[@josephikrakowskiwithflextape]

"Isn't that poisonous?" "Yes." "Should i be concerned?" "I'm not." Is my favorite bit of hitman dialogue

[@drunkchey9739]

47 loves his murder puns.

[@Millsy6]

2:06 I love how pissed the security guard is that Robert died, like this sorta thing happens a lot

[@WooSungChoi]

2:30 ""A friend"" OF COURSE!

[@TheUrizen]

Lol, now I see.

[@OARFISHED]

“Isn’t that poisonous?” “Yes.” “Should I be concerned?” “I’m not.” I screamed

[@ParadoxS3]

* earrapes * *TO DIE FOR*

[@seanbm39]

I can’t imagine talking to 47. “Hey how are you?” “Alive” “thats um... good”

[@tristanraine]

If you're talking to 47, and you realise as such, my recommendation is to completely wipe your identity of the earth, live underground, never look at the sun again, the ICA has come too close.

[@aidanweston1286]

He’s absolutely hilarious but in a very dark way. Lol.

[@tristanraine]

Dark humour is the best humour, you just have to make sure it makes it mark.

[@kovulion7777]

Never knew Agent 47's a cheeky talker before

[@cyboygaming1925]

0:08 In the most monotone and dead voice: *The doctor will see you now*

[@nooneinparticular5273]

I love 47's "I see" to Janus. One of the few times you can hear a hint of genuine anger in hos voice in all three of these games.

[@DonVecta]

Names are for friends... hehe... Death of a Showman...

[@MartinozYT]

The Swing King?

[@robby576]

"Oh that sorry ass dick head"

[@paytondagreat3533]

Look at the photo Mr. Clarence

[@ernestoyounes2946]

Omg memories mr swing king lol

[@TobiasRieper047]

''Names are for friends. So I dont need one...'' - Hitman Blood Money

[@tcp612ww3]

Miss Knox: “I... I don’t feel well, doctor.” Agent 47: “Don’t worry, it’ll be over soon, Miss Knox.” Also Agent 47: *inexpressively and unsympathetically watches a girl choke to death and die* Also Agent 47: “Aight, I’m outta here.”

[@pagesinc.1256]

I see 47 has taken some inprov classes in order to add some humor to his normally deathly boring work days.

[@pavelvokac6292]

This video is to die for.

[@aslanobrien7618]

2:57 BLOOD MONEY REFERENCE **JIZZES PANTS**

[@DewaKrishna_]

Explain pls

[@reluttr2]

@@DewaKrishna_ 47's first line of dialog in Blood Money.

[@dodosandwich218]

0:28 I absolutely love how he tells her what poisons he's gonna inject into her and she has no idea what those are and just goes with it

[@weegeerules1]

“Mmmm!” *falls over and dies*

[@MartinozYT]

Everything is to die for!

[@weegeerules1]

Martinoz “Christ’s sake!” “Oh nononono-“

[@mordok5712]

47:The greatest assassin Also 47:"Hi I'm Mr.Reaper." "The (Blank) Is to die for" "You could be dead" "I'm a corporate liquidator" "Oh, no one can see or hear us? Thats perfect"

[@nathanapplegate5374]

His alias should be Reaper Grimm.

[@tristanraine]

@@nathanapplegate5374 his name actually sounds like "to buy his reaper" which makes sense as a paid professional assassin

[@alessgr9394]

Wow i really like that 47 speaks more than Hitman2016

[@Virtually_Hidden]

He speaks more in this video than he ever did in the older games combined

[@sovietcharity]

"I've had experience with the Delgado family in the past, yes." looooooove all the call backs

[@VaciliNikoMavich]

Heheh, the super soldier story sounded intriguing.

[@VaciliNikoMavich]

@@IndigoTail Heheh ^^; Plot twist!

[@nicktubara]

Pretty much the plot of the first ever hitman game.

[@VaciliNikoMavich]

@@nicktubara Hmm, perhaps a wink-wink to Hitman fans/players?

[@TastyChurro]

@@VaciliNikoMavich pretty much. We never get Story about cloning or his Clones anymore so it nice to see some stuff about it.

[@Swordsman1425]

I love how 47 never tells a straight-up lie. And how he's somehow really good at a multitude of professions, like painting, and being a yoga instructor in the last game.

[@moosejuice2166]

I LOVE his talk with the guy on the bench when dressed as the flamingo, just straight forward and the words he uses makes it all the better 😂😂

[@axie4777]

*your boss dies in front of you* Guard: Christ's sake.

[@Damian_1989]

Rico Delgado's bodyguard was probably one of the smartest NPCs in the game

[@laurenbastin8849]

all of these are him telling his targets he’s going to kill them in some way, but in the first instance he straight up tells her he’s injecting her with all these poisons and doesn’t even deny it when she’s confused, just brushes her off

[@void735]

What I love in among the puns is that 47 never lies to his victims and when asked something he would habe to lie he either remain silent or gives a vauge awnser around the main question. Combined with 10/10 voice acting and its perfection

[@gernothartig]

Agent 47 : Everything is to die for, Mr. Knox... Knox : Arggggggghhhh

[@Jarock316]

'Shrugs shoulders' He wasn't wrong.

[@Akashathesilentassassin]

Guard: Christ's sake

[@aidanweston1286]

This is absolute gold. Perfect dialogue.

[@randomguy6679]

Surprisingly good voice acting