Hitman: Blood Money speedrun - ESA Summer 2018

[@rayzhong8542]

“This is the game where people tell me to get lost and then they have horrible accidents.” the funniest summary of the gameplay.

[@Avis_Victoriae]

"I'm going to need twenty dollars in quarters." -Agent 47

[@t3hgir]

lmao

[@TheKotti]

This could've gone better. Ah well, fun regardless. Hitman Contracts run from SGU Summer 2018: kzbin.info/www/bejne/m3_dpaJ4hdaop68

[@TungstenViper]

TheKotti better luck next time

[@santiifm]

TheKotti These events are for entertainment after all, and this might be the funniest speedrun ive seen.

[@wolf9354]

Was waiting for this :D, put a like on the video.

[@Verspassungsschutz]

Still great to See these fresh routes

[@JTKSK]

This was the funniest "trainwreck" run I have ever seen, laughed so hard. One of the best runs at ESA for sure!

[@richardtickler8555]

now i know why i fail at this game: i kinda think of the npcs as somehow human and not messed up robots

[@sugarrayfly]

well put

[@floorpuncher3280]

You thought wrong

[@tonystark559]

lol the npc are just really funny people

[@robertlombardo8437]

Think of the NPCs as leftists. That should clear things up in your mind real quick.

[@EMPtaticz]

@@xanatanuwu calling everyone a nazi lol

[@thearousedeunuch]

I really like the fact that he's explaining the game's mechanics and the reason why he does certain things.

[@Sovietghostdivision]

Warning: guards are now looking for a suspicious coin throwing bald person.

[@Freeproceeds]

Hitman 2 vibes

[@Dewgma]

Voice and eye tracked next year. Don't disappoint me

[@laguitoru2]

Mind-controlled run, Kotti

[@varietyban3552]

2 years ago I was outside

[@karyocat1920]

“I am going to do something that is called a silent assassin move” *Does something definitely not silent*

[@Scrubique]

"This is silent assassin run, so I gotta have no witnesses and all death gotta look accidentally" Few minutes later "It's just stats, nothing more" Seems pretty much like me, when I try to run the game

[@miuzoreyes6547]

Never clicked faster on a speedrun vid.

[@niglebigleman8695]

Seeing that bald head just made me instantly click

[@Freeproceeds]

@@niglebigleman8695 same lol

[@GMPStudios]

I too want a bunch of people to clap for after every Mission

[@thearousedeunuch]

Just set up a Discord server and ask your friends to clap for you. :)

[@thiccboss4780]

Congratulations Kotti _Smooth Work , i Expect Nothing Less_

[@T3rminat0r]

I love watching these, eventhough I by now know all the strats, just the fun commentary and the stuff going wrong makes it worthwile again and again

[@morank3]

The guard dragging the body in the elevator in House of Cards was the highlight of this, so funny!

[@TungstenViper]

Damn, that "curtains down" strat was fire...

[@SpicyChickenGodAJ]

Man I need to start watching those [BORING PRACTICE DO NOT WATCH!!!!] streams again, because apparently you've been getting up to some shenanigans with these new strats.

[@rhyanribeiro4113]

I don't know if you guys noticed but, the estimated time for this run was 47 minutes.

[@thearousedeunuch]

Coincidence? I think not. :)

[@Bazazooka]

I did

[@pprit6927]

@Einherjar218 dont wanna ruin it :D

[@manuelfriol2860]

@@pprit6927 Someone already did

[@thiccboss4780]

25:35 omg look at Kotti internalizing so hard , you can see his shoulders come up like he's about to super sigh but then he just calmly resumes talking , 47 himself couldn't have done better

[@salmonbelmont7758]

I had never heard of esa until very recently but from what I can tell it’s like a less mainstream more unfiltered gdq, and I’m definitely gonna keep up with it

[@TheMarston5000]

Although your speedrun from February was better, I still had a fun time watching this. I always watch these when I'm eating haha thanks a lot, Kotti! Better luck next time! :)

[@200_cuentos]

2:40 toughest NPC ever, out smarted thekotti himself, scourge of the henchmen

[@Profkol0rado]

He was probably the guard that was sleeping outside lmao

[@MM-ys3sd]

I love the blood money speed runs awesome strats and great commentary thank you

[@dinkus4727]

man kotti dont you dare beat yourself up over getting professional in curtains down without at least one witness in that mission Contracts would not exist. And without contracts, (being my introduction to the series) I would not have been able to watch you kick ass at this game. To see blood money being played in such a way brings a smile to all our faces

[@nejinaji]

Way more fun with nothing going to plan

[@bormisha]

Wow, what a great run, the commentary is absolutely awesome.

[@JizzyF83]

Sometimes the speed runs that go wrong turn out to be the best

[@TwistzzFF.]

18:32 TheKotti: This is totally Silent Assassin

[@Freeproceeds]

@Xen0N why?

[@KoreaPop1]

Sure he fast click LOL

[@TwistzzFF.]

@@KoreaPop1 Yeah Slow Mow x0.25 LOL

[@NastyNade]

I've watched you speedrun this game so often and just now realized I've never even left a comment. Keep it up man, I love your videos! ❤️

[@IchiSumeragi]

I've watched you speedrun this at least 10 times in different marathons and yet I'm still looking forward to your new marathon runs each year. Entertaining and fun as always !

[@gabriel4385]

This game is amazing! It makes me remember good times with my ps2... Good job man!

[@nikolarakita2401]

On death on the mississipi i can never get that 1st guy pushed right. Congrats to you for doing it in 1 take

[@webber4427]

it is grateful to see so many people take this game serious that sit behind a master playing solo game

[@nikolarakita2401]

I play this game for like 2 years and i still take over 30 minutes to complete death on the mississipi. It's really amazing to see someone doing it in less than 2 mina

[@vincent10kd]

dude.. 30 mins after 2 years is really bad

[@Pepega_Ch]

You probably do it with disguises lol. That mission is way easier in your own default suit

[@Pepega_Ch]

@@vincent10kd skill issue confirmed KEKW

[@Johnytomm]

@@Pepega_Ch funniest twitch chatter

[@agustin2087]

Wow! Never been this early, I was just thinking about a new run by you and ¡BAM!, new video. Greetings from Argentina

[@joonashasu]

Even better than a perfect run.

[@den1sv]

Kotti, man, u da best! Always love to watch ur speedruns on psychedelics! ☮🍄🕉

[@ludwigo1580]

Kotti: i gotta be really quiet Also Kotti 1 second later: sprays with an SMG or something

[@ki-cl3hu]

Murder of Crows Totally Silent Assassin heh You key mashing SPECIALIST ♥

[@fAEtusDeletus]

It takes months of practice just to master a few strats for speedrunning a game, but my man... what you did in the first level is unachievable. :D :D

[@LACraKYA]

damn look at that hunk right der , you kno kotti rode that wave

[@barrelbox]

Started off really well

[@PizzaGamingTheReal]

18:34 totally silent assassin (well let's say specialist :D)

[@rachelwindsor850]

Oh man, you were so unlucky. Spaghetti everywhere.

[@Freeproceeds]

*Bonetroulse starts playing*

[@DanishDeadBro]

Thank you. I love your speedruns and they keep impressing me

[@hf83]

that guy just standing there ice cold shotgunning you point blank.

[@comentariorandom9956]

Nobody: Me at 3:00 am: Good time to watch a hitman bood money speedrun

[@black1629]

Yeah

[@Whatisitlol]

Exactly rn

[@TDEGamesfull]

this was a awesome run to watch

[@portanova47]

Awesome crowd behind u . Congrats

[@SoapySupreme]

Speed runs are 100% only entertaining from their host. This was a great host.

[@Nightwing300]

I have to be real quiet proceeds to blast the wall with Machine gun.

[@herbsjuly9135]

Replayed over 20 times , great and funny

[@Cornellie]

My favorite hitman game to date.

[@gitstautusgitstutasgitstatus]

Really enjoyed this run, cheers!

[@px30silver4ever]

The zombies didn’t care too much for the bad luck as long as he passed the mission

[@wilson2369]

Nice run kotti

[@nineshinoda]

smashing the glass ceiling with a coin to kill the woman, man this stuff cracks the shit out of me lmao

[@JizzyF83]

I love hitman speedruns

[@Trescera]

That’s a nice, shiny thumbnail.

[@tm1kjosh599]

My favourite egg

[@Kuarinofu]

A house of cards plan: 1. Blow shit up

[@ight_of_heart]

This one is spicy af

[@NinjaXHide]

Even with all the practice the luck was against you 😭 But it was fun 💪🏻

[@TheOriginalElkstone]

Good job running in front of... what I can only describe as zombies that randomly clap

[@sugarrayfly]

yea no kidding... I enjoy Kotti's sarcasm; however it seems like no one got it... kind of a lame crowd.

[@eksquisite]

yikes

[@gloomyranger4350]

I wish I could block out the crowd. Its like they conpletely tuned him out, and it hurts the run. Makes it harder to laugh myself. EDIT: Gets much better after Curtains Down. I hope it stays that way.

[@ericross5048]

Npc’s

[@xyniipocton9719]

Top run of event!

[@АркадийЗагурский]

God of hitman

[@johnknoneborg]

Ah some bad luck but there is always next time.

[@fesvityanin777]

You are the best! It was awesome.

[@drewfla]

14:39 Whaaaaaaaat?! I have never once seen this strategy, that is hilarious!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@Euler271]

First time i see someone going over the estimate

[@combineadvisor572]

blood money is the only game where you can say "It'll be fine, I'm still Silent assassin rating" while the entire US army has been called in and is shooting at you for holding a syringe

[@LegendSpecialist]

Great run!!

[@joshsteele5701]

The wheelchair makes me lol everytime!!!

[@Freeproceeds]

In Murder of Crows he was a specialist

[@Brandon-bw7yd]

u are awesome dude

[@fxexile]

Well done boi

[@TheMancadero]

Nice, really nice. Greetings from Argentina

[@Slawek361]

That fucking guy with a phone in hand in background... God damn.

[@mendietv]

i aprove those loco strats.

[@tomhagen3946]

Good job !

[@RichUncleBen1998]

Wow, hi from Belarus, good speedrun

[@UnitedFeodor]

Неожиданно видеть еще одного белоруса

[@ruben4257]

1 question: Why does every speed runner get every single optional target/mission except for the assassin in You better watch out ? She's in the loading scene, and after she tries to kill you she does indeed become a target ...

[@phantomslayer3925]

Maybe Hitman 2 silent assassin - Anathema? (with voice commands)

[@Freeproceeds]

Well that would be a nightmare

[@GlivGluv]

Ya fucked up but still entertaining to watch the improvisation

[@hawaiianprestigecars8493]

Gliv Gluv the guy fucks up every time

[@TRG_real]

I wonder what the people seeing Blood Money for the first time (if there were any people seeing Blood Money for the first time) were thinking.

[@victorabreu6972]

18:34 actually, the rating for Murder of Crows was Specialist lol Really nice run and great game!

[@pissoffuhoser]

I'm glad i'm not the only one who noticed that lol

[@lintlickers]

pissoffuhoser it’s a glitched mission, sometimes it won’t give you SA

[@philkessel8162]

Mr lintlickers what do you mean he never even got silent assassin he fucked up a shit tons of times on that level

[@lotfi7665]

Nice one

[@ghostyxo2839]

Screw that wheel chair.

[@sami_re8421]

gj man that was fun

[@k2000samir]

Best Hitman !

[@MrFunnyHandsInYourPants]

I think that wasn’t the vice president‘s wife. It was the presidents wife and the VP was having an affair with her. Good run man! Learned some tricks specially on Flatline!

[@PolythenePam0451]

why did they clap when you started the game

[@Freeproceeds]

Idk

[@JotaGe19]

I need to use the bathroom.

[@kitgusto2390]

Lmfao just taking the guns from every guard one at a time

[@TheFaithfulDragon]

what a embarassing beggining kotti LOL

[@begobe.]

49:16 torilla tavataan

[@deeecks8103]

10/10 run

[@egekaymaz7085]

THANKS

[@TWENTY-hm5qn]

Best start ever lol

[@hemis1861]

*_y o i n k_*

[@lekolega]

off to a great start :D :D :D. although, wouldn't be that much fun if it went normally.