Hitting A Nerve… Literally! | House M.D..

[@RonnieJamesOsbourne]

"I'm a Doctor...You're a sick person." House never disappoints with his patient intro's 😂

[@catalintimofti1117]

He do be right

[@Someone-yd3yt]

At least the cyclist is smarter than some of the patients on this show. He knew he had confidentiality, so he gave them all the information he had, instead of trying to hide it.

[@theatog]

At least this clip gives us the ending. Always have to scavenge hunt for them in the comments XD

[@donotworried]

@@theatog😭😭 right???

[@afrog2666]

Less embarrassed, less shameful, not smarter

[@spideymcgee4718]

They break confidentiality all the time on this show 😅

[@Komotz]

Two people you should never lie to. Your doctor and your lawyer.

[@themonopolyguy4365]

“Congratulations Chase, it’s cancer.” Brutal

[@foxalpha09]

I read it as " Congratulations Chase, its not a lawsuit"

[@themonopolyguy4365]

@@foxalpha09 right but the patient still has cancer which would technically be the worst case scenario…for them.

[@enochia]

​@@foxalpha09 nonetheless it's brutal

[@thedoctoradvocate8562]

If I remember correctly he ended up having some sort of condition where he needed to blood dope in order to survive

[@Aakash-pc7kz]

​@@thedoctoradvocate8562 ...... It's....... in the video

[@redstonecasey4713]

"But it's been over an hour since we poked the patient with something sharp." remains one of my favorite lines.

[@GreenRevolution4]

Most of House's jokes are tastless but funny. Does that make me mentally sick?

[@Heptaerna0527]

5:35 “What makes a guy….start drooling? Chase!…we’re you wearing your short shorts?” 😂😂😂

[@alexritchie4586]

NGL Chase in running shorts would probably have that effect on me 😜

[@alexbowlin7044]

@@alexritchie4586 i wouldn't drool, i'd just be glad i'm wearing a _white_ medical gown

[@howdoeatjerry3975]

@alexbowlin7044 No way you just said that XD

[@alexbowlin7044]

@@howdoeatjerry3975 i did, get used to it toots, it's pride month

[@Dr.Tropen]

​@@howdoeatjerry3975Hey, at least he's honest!

[@mrmarkov9107]

"It's never House" - Lupus

[@Veronica-nz5lk]

I believe in a American accent hough Laurie an inspiration Dr House cuddy

[@Veronica-nz5lk]

@@mrmarkov9107 I agree

[@thewiseguy6750]

"Assuming I'm more ethical than your client" 😂😂😂

[@beanshady]

Yeah that one got a big laugh out of me 😂

[@silverandblue450]

*Cuddy being done with him*

[@dillzilla4454]

and the funny part is the dude doesn't know how truly scary that is coming from house.

[@Euxiphipops77]

4:43 What Chase is actually saying: "You're under mild sedation" What automatically generated CC are saying: "You're under masturbation" 💀💀😳😳

[@KrakenIsland64]

Hey who knows, we can't see Chases hands during that scene, the cc may be correct!

[@Euxiphipops77]

@@KrakenIsland64 😁😆

[@saraflint2982]

To be fair, it did sound like he was saying "masturbation".

[@MichaelFawcett-rs4uc]

That's the best thing I've seen today.

[@schniemand]

4:58 "fantastic alpacas thanks"

[@OopsOlliePopp]

“Is the symptom death?” Gets me EVERY GD TIME. CHASE IS SO DEADPAN

[@sherryfilms2504]

that's just pure foreshadowing of what Chase becomes down the line

[@Bl4ckP0150n]

The setup for calling Chase "Goldilocks" was just... epic, its like an ERB verse, layered in meanings :)

[@EPrimeify]

I’m forever hoping ERB does a battle with House

[@prettyboyzaneking]

wdym ERB verse

[@minion3806]

@@prettyboyzaneking ERB - Epic Rap Battles [of history]. It's a youtube channel that does rap battles involving various characters. Fictional or otherwise. For example Bill Gates vs Steve Jobs vs Hal 9000

[@EPrimeify]

@@minion3806 Let me just step right in….

[@prettyboyzaneking]

@@minion3806 oh ok

[@dhruvgupta8739]

2:59 "is the symptom death?" I lost it🤣

[@kitsunemitsuki647]

3:36 Foreman's groan and House saying "Come to Papa." makes me giggle every time.

[@runenorderhaug7646]

aspects of this case I would say is also an example of why doctors have records for you over time to develop an understanding of what your normal is

[@davidcox3076]

With all the chemicals, doping and oxygen, who can be sure what his normal really is? So many variables in play.

[@rae-p2266]

@@davidcox3076 as op said, you can look up the records as far back before he uses dope. So long as it exist and well-kept

[@MJ-uk6lu]

Meanwhile IRL, 90% of docs don't really read them.

[@StatistikinDD]

There's a great story on KZbin by former cycling pro Chris Horner about how important it is to get doctors to understand YOUR normal. He underwent a stress test where oxygen supply was gradually lowered. When his breathing remained normal, the nurse ran out of the room screaming. (Horner won La Vuelta, a gruelling 3-week-race, at age 41. Now in his 50s, still very fit.)

[@Excellence478]

@@MJ-uk6lu facts, I've never actually had a doctor check my medical history, only ever ask me some vague questions, then make an assessment from there lol

[@sjpsjpsjp3]

Goof: the tape where Lisa Edelstein stands for her mark is visible at 1:08.

[@DerekHartley]

Wow, that's one heck of a leave. How did no-one spot that?

[@arturovaldemar]

Good catch!

[@jasonsgroovemachine]

It was so subtle too. That 14 inch neon green X on the dark tile floor.

[@ekathe85]

The color of the tape makes me think they erase it digitally, and forgot to do it for this scene

[@sijdnsd6460]

As this was back in 2005, these types of errors were more common. I’m surprised the tape wasn’t blue but neon green works with green screen I guess.

[@brandondavidson4085]

The craziest thing to me is how these hyper-specified diagnosticians know how to operate all these delicate, precise medical instruments with ease.

[@lawgx9819]

Well the show technically did tell you house is given 3 one of the best doctors the hospital can give him, it ain't much but it's something lol

[@isteal9927]

It's almost like if all the show was was a bunch of other doctors preforming tests the show would not have been very interesting.

[@R_J8]

It's not far-fetched at all, atleast in this episode. Chase is ICU and surgical, he absolutely knows his way around a cather and removing an emboli. Cameron is immunology, she'll have done LPs before.

[@JennLonhon]

@@R_J8 Nah, Foreman is neurology, he'd have definitely done LPs before

[@jeffs1546]

You want half the show to be some radiologists running tests? Grow up and enjoy the show

[@ReturnoftheHairline]

"So glad we cured his respiratory arrest, freed him up to develop respiratory arrest"

[@stevenlitvintchouk3131]

Chase: "Is the symptom: death?"

[@eloryosnak4100]

Thank you! I cracked on that one

[@dwbgames6011]

"Chase, were you wearing your short shorts?"

[@w-ols-7199]

@1:43 The comedic timing on Cuddy's line is perfection

[@durgadivinewrath1983]

The timing on her eye roll and face slap was also immaculate

[@Jonyclik]

“professional athlete, Cuddy!” the way he said is so realistic

[@ubermass4202]

"i always wanted to do this" you cut off the best part lol :D

[@prettyboyzaneking]

where do he say that

[@GeorgieBoyDaKilla]

@@prettyboyzaneking right at the end of video, last 5 secs

[@prettyboyzaneking]

@@GeorgieBoyDaKilla oh thanks 🙏 i saw that

[@andrewvelonis5940]

Then what happened?

[@prettyboyzaneking]

@@andrewvelonis5940 idk

[@vaish7504]

House had some of the best lines ever spoken by a character on television 😂😂😂 I love the writing so much and Hugh really did everything to bring this amazing character to life!

[@justcallmejessz3712]

1:53 I feel like these 2 seconds basically sums up Cuddy for the entire series.

[@user-jn7bq8wh1e]

Loved this show...they did a solid breakdown for the audience in a dialogue form without dumbing it down too much

[@bodhiswayze1892]

FFS, I'm British and I grew up watching Hugh Laurie in various shows- ALWAYS playing a upper class English "gent" - even I forget now and again that he isn't an American doctor! 🤣

[@55Quirll]

I am American and I have seen him in Black Adder with Steven Fry and Rowan Atkinson and also in More Steven Fry and Hugh Laurie

[@willowhazel6758]

I can’t watch without seeing him as doctor cockroach from monsters vs aliens LOL

[@mrfister2916]

What is ffs?

[@jacobandrews2663]

​@@mrfister2916for fuck's sake

[@geinikan1kan]

@@mrfister2916 for Fred’s sake

[@ctrlaltdestroy91]

"I love when you do both sides of the conversation - it's like white noise, very peaceful." lmfao

[@LavenderSystem69]

COME ON! You can't end that clip on "I've always wanted to do this"!

[@johnbruce4003]

Love how they were standing on their mark at 1:08

[@chariz8065]

"Sorry cant play anymore my mom is calling me" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

[@ajdominguez1002]

That awkward moment when he sleeps with his mom

[@pjp13579]

Chase: "You were right" House: "There's 3 wasted words"

[@senor3187]

"If you go slower, they'll see you longer."

[@DocM.]

God I love this show and the actors! ❤️ And I love this channel for continuing to post clips and videos of our favorite show! ❤️ Thank you! 😊

[@SomeKindaHero117]

I'm glad I found this channel. I love watching whichever clip comes up and when I get to the end, I scroll through the comments to see other people saying things I would also say and quoting things I would quote. Hope we get something like this again in the future with like an old Chase or something

[@bekambekm3200]

2:48 Just such a perfect moment

[@soggybannanna]

this man has seen the memes.

[@PS-qb8rm]

This show’s writing is 🔥

[@610Hobbies]

Love early seasons, House's social quirks were there but they didn't take focus away from the medical case.

[@Lorna8264]

Love the relationship between House and his doctors

[@xyrenegade]

"I know that doping has risks, I know that it's outside the rules. I do what I have to to kickass at my job. Don't you?" *chugs Vicodin*

[@waleedkhalid7486]

Not to mention that many doctors only make it through college, Ned school, and residency by taking copious amounts of meds. Seriously, the number of pre-Med students I’ve taught that were doing was insane.

[@byganza8060]

"you are healed. Rise, and walk."

[@courtniwebb215]

I literally love house lol 🤣🤣🤣 he’s got so much sense of humor 🤣🤣🤣 he said “your a sick person” I can’t with house

[@brettsilbaugh2696]

2:48 It's the meme face.

[@rmduwk]

Everytime i see house md show, i get stressed out from the medical bills from all these tests and treatments 🤯

[@whywelovefilm7079]

I just realized House has a Kitchen in his office. He by far has the coolest work place. An office, a meeting room and a kitchen. Put a pharmacy in there stocked with Vicodin and he’ll never have to leave…

[@peachydarl]

PROFESSIONAL ATHLETES CUDDY i dont know why this cracks me up. and she just looks so done with him

[@kaminoyami30]

Lmao Chase being visibly angry at house roasting him while hes talking.

[@oatnoid]

Pure red cell aplasia, I knew it! My very first diag. Thank you and good night. Oh wait, wtf is a thymoma? House, get back here.

[@davidedbrooke9324]

I’d forgotten how good this program was enjoyable too.

[@huss0071]

00:16 Cuddy just said "30 miles per hour" 😮

[@enriquefuentes2289]

Cuddy has me at 30mph ❤️‍🔥😭

[@timhensley3695]

The head turn on the handshake 🥶🥶🥶🤣🤣🤣💙💙💙

[@VibinWitch]

Low-key treating his own anemia is a new one

[@doodoo5594]

1:58 taraiji's side eye is unbeaten 😂😂😂

[@TheBehm08]

“It’s been over an hour since we’ve poked the patient with something sharp so get a lumbar puncture”

[@ruebennett8545]

I have been binging these videos so long that now i feel like I can diagnose any patient by deduction method even though I am an engineering major 😂😂😂

[@anjelica948]

Lol sometimes I feel the same way, especially since my mom is also a doctor, and I have to remind myself to get a grip 😂

[@LoveForChile]

The close-caption on 4:44 😂😂😂

[@heykayrenee_]

That truly caught me off guard 😭😂

[@ji604]

The variety of accents coupled with all the medical terminology... They translated "embolus" to "ambulance" as well as "I'll pack his things" to "alpacas thanks"... And omg, the Barbara Walters "spit cup" became Barbara Walters Bitcoin???? This show was prophetic!

[@elmojackson6621]

At 4:44, the auto subtitles say "you are under m4sturbati0n for the test". 😂😂 I almost spit my drink when I saw it 😂😂

[@divvnad2451]

"Is the symptom death?" by Chase had me laughing out loud 😂😂😂

[@clouded2]

House is amazing 😂

[@andrewvelonis5940]

Only because the writers make him so.

[@lolnothanksbill]

Hugh Laurie thinks so

[@jessicamacdowell1587]

I would love to have a dr like house

[@jack-uv6mt]

"If you go slower they see you longer" will always be one of my fav quotes from this show.

[@fede170493]

Cuddy was really a cute annoying angel in the first part of this episode. How can anyone not love her?

[@ekathe85]

"There's something in here which we can't see..." Air is transparent. It was a hint and Foreman caught it.

[@LexElivan]

Taraji ❤ always all-in the role ❤

[@Tobi_Nub5833]

05:35 I’m dead 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@MOB_bits]

Man, I just noticed that they check for lupus every other episode in this show.

[@patpat8727]

It's never lupus.

[@johnathandouglas007]

It's been over an hour since we've poked him with something sharp 🤣

[@NeuroSpicyEQ]

I love House's attitude. He's like me. Sarcastic and true.

[@justcallmejessz3712]

Things I find interesting when watching this clip... • I still take offense to people using medical treatments for non medical *needs*. As someone who is dependent on IV hydration and nutrition is a daily thing. Ibjave several friends who also require medical "stuff" to survive the day. So when there is a national shortage of medical supplies and medications and we are forced to "ration" what is available all while watching someone just pay money to receive it... is more than annoying. When the "hangover IVs" and IV vitamin infusions could be recieved in IV Barsthere was also a shortage of some brands of saline bags. Causing the insurance to refuse/debate payment for the higher priced brands. Those who require these IV infusions are edge out. And because of the chronic health issues even those whoa be able to pay our of pocket to use the IV Bar service cannot even do so. Being healthy is ironically a requirent to recieve anything at IV Bar. So there's that.

[@icarusfx]

Didn’t you hear? The United States has the best medicine money can buy. If you have the money.

[@agentspliff]

@@icarusfx lotsssss of money. Probs cheaper to buy meds off the dark net

[@AyaBlue22]

9:33 - strange that a hospital would have an open cup of jumbled sugar cubes and not individualized packets of sugar.

[@lowkey213]

Thinking like a sociopath with humor that’s fully aware of his sociopathy. Like don’t be alarmed, I’m a doctor. As he holds a bone saw

[@mischamanser]

Every episode: it’s this, no it can’t be, *run around*, unless, it was what we thought it was the entire time

[@TheGryfonclaw]

Ordering an ANA for lupus is like calling any shipwreck you scan for with LiDAR the Titanic, LOL.

[@w4m4n]

the ANA test is very sensitive, but has low specificity. So, if the ANA is positive, it could be LUPUS (among other things, or nothing rheuma). But if the ANA is negative, then is almost definetly not lupus

[@TheGryfonclaw]

@@w4m4n Sure. But those tests need to be done every few months consistently over the course of a few years for an accurate diagnosis, you're not going to diagnose lupus with one of any test, because autoimmune diseases require the element of time, not the way it's seen in this show. It's never lupus because House can't diagnose lupus in the setting commonly presented here

[@williamtimmons4405]

The fact house is always high off vis and is still a better doctor than everybody speaks volumes

[@ericnyysti1920]

Watching the short clips of the show makes me want to go find some of the episodes to find out what happens 😂😂😂

[@wolffang489]

6:27 that cut makes it look like House was the only one to leave the room.

[@m3rdpwr]

As soon as I saw him pull out the needle at the end, I cringed thinking where it was going. LoL

[@jayglover2996]

“Lets say that our health could be affected by things we did before last Friday” 😂

[@karolkowalski3842]

Chase says House was right about air bubble but it was Foreman's idea.

[@mistermeatcake1785]

Foreman probably STOLE the idea haha (he is black)

[@LLawrah]

It was actually House’s idea, he just led him to it.

[@ToastenButter]

House wanted him to guess it, because house already thought it was an air embolism

[@mr.x4036]

@@mistermeatcake1785bruh.

[@twothousand8]

@@mr.x4036 that is the joke

[@TheAlps36]

4:45 on captions - you won't be disappointed 😁

[@m3rdpwr]

@4:40, when Chase said he was under mild sedation, KZbin's closed captioning said masturbation. LoL

[@j3r3miasmg]

"You are healed, rise and walk.."

[@thedragonreaper]

so anyone else notice at about 1:06 theres a nice little green arrow for the actors to remember where to stand or is it a medical floor stamp to say where to wait for the lift lol

[@motoryzen]

I have re-watched the timestamp of this video clip from 1 minute and 3 seconds through 1 minute and 10 seconds at least 10 times and I didn't see no Little Green Arrow

[@thedragonreaper]

@@motoryzen right behind cuddys feet it was an x but where she stands it looks like an arrow

[@justincarawan-carawanco.pu1639]

"He would have needed constant..." "Blood transfusions!" "He was treating himself without even knowing it."

[@SuperSparrow45]

Cuddy: Doctor House is a firm believer in good old fashion hard work. House: downs vicodin like they're tic tacs

[@the503creepout7]

Lupus eludes him again.

[@graoldenbuer6761]

Eludes

[@the503creepout7]

@@graoldenbuer6761 fixed it. Thanks

[@Laura-kl7vi]

"Lupus"? Lol. It's fun knowing this series well enough to know it's oft-used tropes. :)

[@themarshian5124]

House is something else 😂

[@trendasmith-johnston5961]

My kinda Doctor

[@EPrimeify]

“Still trying to unload the Barbara Walters spit cup.” WHY DID I HAVE TO CLICK ON THIS VIDEO HOURS AFTER SHE DIED?!? 😭😭

[@KatThePRPrac78]

"Plot twist." -Cuddy

[@christianredman2621]

People lie for thousands of reason, but there’s always a reason

[@hot_whelz]

0:37 British accent slip

[@motoryzen]

Na..

[@hot_whelz]

@@motoryzen get your hearing checked

[@motoryzen]

@@hot_whelz sure kid whatever you need to tell yourself to sound important. Move on I'm not your mirroring or your therapist

[@CityStarrzz]

Nope, Cuddy in his British accent would have sounded more like “could-e” with a different sound on the u.

[@hot_whelz]

@@CityStarrzz are you from England

[@spideymcgee4718]

God i love House and his quips

[@Viberac]

"But when im with you....I just seem to drool"

[@spuckett2489]

20 years later, the actor playing the cyclist would star in a Hallmark Channel Christmas movie about time travel, playing an actor from the 1940s. Very enjoyable popcorn flick.

[@Julieber1]

Oh yes, the classic Cuddy factor. 😂😂😂😂

[@mogumede8211]

You always cut the clip right when we want to see more!!!

[@krishgamehacker]

4:43 turn on caption

[@radioactivebotanist]

It's never lupus.

[@odysseusrex5908]

It's been an hour since we poked the patient with something sharp.

[@Muzammil_Hussain0123]

"CHASE, WERE YOU WEARING SHORT SHORTS?"

[@juneiparis6540]

legendary!!!