Hmmm...

[@BalakayK]

Should I ask my crush to be my valentine?🥰

[@FireBenny5457]

Do it with rizz

[@PhoenixSC]

Yes, and update us on how it goes.

[@whoisanarnb]

@@PhoenixSC yes

[@Salamand3r15]

Yes of course

[@janicedeprospero3669]

@@PhoenixSCI wouldn’t

[@anthonytonytelford2945]

Phoenix is probably the first person to notice that the Minecraft ender woman was wearing such monstrous heels.

[@airplanes_aren.t_real]

I noticed it too, wonder how the hell did she manage to walk with those

[@victor_creator]

@@airplanes_aren.t_real She just teleports everywhere

[@andycraft9994]

if you know what they are … you know … ;)

[@thepotatoportal69]

The first person to look … elsewhere

[@MysticPoohsea]

VERY high heels

[@theonebman7581]

The community is gonna have a field trip with the /ride command. *Incoming Jenny.*

[@weylinwest9505]

😏

[@ZombieSler123]

Bro... 💀

[@Gustoberg]

phoenixsc chan model + jenny mod = my worst mistake ever

[@theonebman7581]

@@Gustoberg Every day we stray further from God

[@Haillightmode]

🤨 📸

[@Electric0eye]

2:20 pretty sweet setup I appreciate that he even put two furnaces for double the smelting

[@pixiefly0812]

I feel like the cake recipe in Minecraft should be changed so it replaces one of the milk buckets with sweet berries

[@ZEPZONO]

Agreed

[@OpwzRouge]

gives them more uses atleast

[@Praecantetia]

I disagree

[@christophsiebert1213]

But, but... the symmetry!

[@OpwzRouge]

@@christophsiebert1213 make it the center one, still symmetrical.

[@_ZeroMaximum_]

As a villager, I can confirm that this a Certified HMMM Classic.

[@HURR_EMERALDS]

I'm the real villager

[@lukee1445]

@@HURR_EMERALDS No, I am!

[@lukee1445]

Imposters. . .

[@YatikIslamiyahShorts]

Definitely not

[@SnowyRedstone]

*wait the enderdragon video looks like 911*

[@gigiobigio0002]

"The cake recipe doesnt contain berries!" The furnace recipe is litterally just a stone chest and it still cooks

[@skellyviper7677]

that's how a furnace works, you heat up the stone from underneath with coals and the stone cooks what's above.

[@manavshah8335]

My guy we shove coal and coal sd in th gpdman furnace

[@ElsmorePlayz]

Well the red things aren't berries, they're the baby chicken's waddle

[@CanalMix69]

I wonder why he stopped recording so fast after seeing phoenix chan

[@PhoenixSC]

She killed me.

[@viperlord487]

@@PhoenixSC u sure bout that? your in creativ- *gets yeeted*

[@lionelvipdnimrevoeht9538]

@@PhoenixSC lying is bad you know?

[@kullaqinasmujatinnik]

Aphmau killed me?

[@DecisionsAreQuestionable]

@@kullaqinasmujatinnik wot?

[@davidlukashalexeenko6162]

1:38 The steve is also wrong

[@Iundidstuff]

the red dots on the cake is from the fact that someone tried using a hammer, chainsaw, and an axe to make a cake

[@sentientlvl.5mortar886]

Mmmmm the icing tastes like *blood*

[@minecraftwhitescreen]

Six!

[@lolliii5477]

dont worry @eightsidedsquare got this it's chicken's thingy at their beak

[@minecraftwhitescreen]

@@lolliii5477 seven

[@whothefrickareyou8106]

No its the red thing below chicken mouths

[@haydenhayden]

3:37 biblically accurate Minecraft chicken

[@stfuyoutube423]

i was waiting for someone to make this comment

[@Trenaime]

Chickenness

[@TrollinXD009]

0:47 a bird that carries you over a disproportionately small gap is the song name

[@TrollinXD009]

1:18 stronger monsters Toby fox

[@kuronblue]

0:40 for anyone wondering the songs name the songs name is: the bird carrying you over a disproportionately small gap

[@DerNeueTNT]

And it is by Toby Fox (not Mr Weebl)

[@SemiHypercube]

1:52 so that's why the villagers want so many emeralds, they keep eating them all

[@SadhamIslamiyahHelper]

a

[@missrae1869]

e

[@dankali735]

They don't eat their crops, the crops are their currency. Emeralds are their food.

[@Tristeve]

Goron moment

[@redstonewarrior0152]

@@Tristeve Even more so when you realize that we were supposed to get rubies instead of emerald.

[@1MaxVader1]

Phoenix sounds more genuine in this video, not sure why but his laugh feels more real than other videos.

[@t-pos]

Ye

[@SupersuMC]

*In-cumming FTFY!

[@cristhebest223s]

For real

[@SussusAmogus-r4o]

They let him out of the basement for this one

[@Eldoofus]

Because of Phoenix SC Chan

[@OzelBlox]

Villagers also would like to feel rich sometimes. It's a very well known canon event.

[@KiwiRedstone]

Now Phoenix has a girl for his valentine... We're jealous!

[@camr7441]

4:12 he sounds so dissapointed edit: wait a damn moment, that's not him

[@ZCScience]

🤣

[@kullaqinasmujatinnik]

@@ZCScience yes!

[@Spady_Jorts]

They both are

[@bramnemeth565]

1:48 In the SnapCube Sonic Adventure 2 fan dub, the Chaos Emeralds (as well as the Master Emerald) are repeatedly referred to as "weed." At one point during the Dark Story fan dub, Rouge the Bat gives the shards of the Master Emerald she's collected to Knuckles the Echidna, which is rewritten as Knuckles receiving marijuana from Rouge. Knuckles replies "Aw yeah, ganja sandwich!" (Ganja is a long-standing slang term for marijuana) Since the Emerald shards in question are green, and Minecraft's emeralds are green, that can only mean that THIS is the fabled Ganja Sandwich that Knuckles was so delighted to acquire.

[@lucaspoggy457]

3:30 I don’t think you realized…

[@reallylongsocks19]

yeah uh i don’t think they did

[@kdxs7wgkedfghju765re]

@@reallylongsocks19 nope nobody did

[@Yvant2000]

Yeah.... I don't think this type of joke is supposed to be included here...

[@jacefields2259]

finally i was scrolling to see if anyone else noticed

[@t-pos]

Yeah..

[@aubade_1]

Is no one gonna talk about 3:24 bruh

[@sleepingknight225]

Need more 2 or 3 ender dragon i think

[@dr.wallacebreen3859]

@@sleepingknight225 the 3rd one goes to a pentagon-shaped building

[@sleepingknight225]

@@dr.wallacebreen3859 and the two iron block building had tnt in each so can fall apart to ground

[@t-pos]

@@sleepingknight225 why? Idk the context

[@xSinonS9]

I rate it 9/11

[@UtopiaImagination]

are you using an AI voice?

[@frawzch.048]

Now we need the sound Phoenix made at 4:16 to replace the standard village noise

[@arsilvyfish11]

Petition to get this done on the upcoming videos!!

[@jordankhoo9870]

2:36 now that’s what you call a body builder

[@redcrewposter8974]

I want to replace my head.

[@eglol]

😭

[@OriginSolsrng]

Lol

[@thearizonaranger7376]

Cake should be made from wheat, sugar, egg, milk, cocoa beans, and sweet berries. But it should give you some benefit for going through all that effort, maybe make it restore the most saturation? (i know its easy to do with a datapack)

[@lunyxappocalypse7071]

Hmm, Chocolate Cake. Or you could add berries by right-clicking for a Special Cake.

[@MattFrost224]

3:18 Great. NOW REMOVE THEM.

[@reqireqiuem]

aw hell nah bro made the nazrin bed 💀💀💀💀💀

[@just_master9034]

Nuh uh

[@OriginSolsrng]

@A_Pikachu69420sus

[@emilyzhang4614]

Hi touhou fans

[@derekfrostwestbrook4941]

3:50 prepare. If artist see this, might be worst nightmare

[@the_knight2020]

They probably already have and have created more art of it.

[@JadeJuno]

@@the_knight2020 pretty sure this originated from a drawing.

[@theftmoxi5]

1:09 no dont its unhelfy for you

[@Cooldudecrafter]

My happiness when Pheonix uploads: 📈📈📈

[@lolliii5477]

ok what if i told you *the fact that one of the tiktok video is copied from another country*

[@EdyAlbertoMSGT3]

@@lolliii5477 Who cares about tiktok.

[@Iep_Gundola]

2:00 phoenix got caught in 4k

[@svyatoslavkostrov9804]

and 4:10

[@eNCy.]

2:50 is that Michael Jackson?

[@SemIdeiaDeNome4]

1:42 it's simple, use platforms to build a bridge over it wait how the hell is that guy not taking damage despite standing on a magma cube

[@keegandaurity304]

Frost Walker

[@Infernia_Inferno]

Sheer willpower (And also an obsidian skull)

[@hallrules]

obby skin pot

[@minecraftwhitescreen]

Hey!

[@mukkiqulasmujatinnik]

@@hallrules hey!

[@superwhatevergamin9634]

To be honest, I would be at unease seeing a genderbent clone of myself from an alternate dimension. PheonixSChan is probably just as freaked out to see you.

[@foxfirefive]

*insert tiktok 37 page slideshow*

[@Prismate]

if i was sexist, that would mean that they would also be sexist, which means that they would be my greatest nemesis actually guys brb i gotta prepare for a 1v1

[@CarlThenpcthe1st]

3:43 I DEMAND SEEDS

[@bradenlenehan9733]

Phoenix is a Chad for posting during the halftime show

[@Blackandyellow2978]

We are all chads for watching this during halftime

[@whoisanarnb]

@@Blackandyellow2978 i dont watch football

[@TheTallCurlyOne]

He's Australian

[@ArtemisWasHere]

Halftime show?

[@floppaplatinum5386]

@@ArtemisWasHere football

[@HajimeHitoshiHideo]

3:21 the girl on the right bed is Nazrin, a character from the Bullet Hell videogame series "Touhou Project", she first appeared in the 2009 game "Touhou Project 12 Seirensen ~ Undefined Fantastic Object" as the stage 1 miniboss and boss

[@kiritolightning]

ayeeeee

[@marto1581]

human without grass touching capabilities

[@HanhanPx]

Based

[@xb70valkyriech]

Nyn

[@HajimeHitoshiHideo]

@@xb70valkyriech yeah, NYN by NYN蜂 is Nazrin but with other name, idk why he changed the Nazrin's but kept alice's

[@misek_limbu]

3:25 I didn’t know this until I grew older….

[@jeffoneto278xd]

I can fit an entire can of Pepsi in my mouth. Not the liquid, just the can. This isn't related to the video; I'm just proud of myself

[@redstonewarrior0152]

So do you crush the can or do you eat it intact?

[@ZEPZONO]

@@redstonewarrior0152 they inhale it.

[@aedaniammx7559]

If you can fit the can in, you can fit the liquid in, just try harder

[@damgaronfire]

Now... do it from the other side

[@datechboi]

This is why we live shorter lives than women.

[@Play_solosongs]

2:05 There's one frame that the image isn't censored. Don't ask how I found that out.

[@DramaticBatu]

I saw it too sadly

[@Play_solosongs]

@@DramaticBatu rip

[@prajjwalmalviya]

Thats a JoJo's reference!! Proof: Pucci: "our subconscious mind captures a single frame in between of fast moving frames. like a single frame having an alcohol picture in between a going on movie"

[@Play_solosongs]

​@@prajjwalmalviya No, my conscious mind captured a single frame in between of fast moving frames by stopping time, and using the < and > keys to move very slowly through time.

[@prajjwalmalviya]

@@Play_solosongs then you are certified Joseph. Again a jojo reference.

[@kristinaluland]

1:13 I have that game, but it’s like Minecraft creative mode except you cannot fly and build things you almost always get instructions from the game

[@monokun_6072]

2:45 👁️🧑👁️ 👂💀👂 👃 I edited it so many times to get it right

[@t-pos]

Bro forgor the mouth

[@Zoro4Swords]

💀

[@TheBigAEC]

1:00 apparently all those knockoff minecraft games are all based on an open source reverse engineered version of minecraft called mine test. Since it's all open sourced its basically become a platform for other people to add on to to do whatever. It could be an interesting video to screw around with mine test and some interesting sounding add ons.

[@r1ftzy]

Nah most of them are just minecraft pocket edition with a texture pack.

[@bluesillybeard]

Minetest is not reverse engineered, but rather made (more or less) from scratch. It's still an incredibly easy base for someone to make their own Minecraft clone/alternative - most of the code is already there.

[@Epic7jb]

blok craf thre d

[@simahaman]

Block craft 3D

[@manne.tingpusi8994]

who had this with thier childhood is gonna be surprised

[@theftmoxi5]

Phoenix: sometings wrong with alex Me: sometings wrong with steve

[@Keegerwocky]

4:10 is it just me or does this sound like pheonix sighing in frustration/disappointment?

[@sanukatharul1497]

Nope, I thought that too the first time 💀

[@Valveiscool.]

Bro don't even think about the noise

[@LinkTheFusky]

maxwell did such a perfect loaf he became a meme

[@Vibinjesus]

its Jess adaddadd and it is a she

[@kullaqinasmujatinnik]

Nobody?

[@Vibinjesus]

@@kullaqinasmujatinnik pantaloons

[@idealideal9596]

1:01 Bro...I remember this this used to be my favorite game

[@togeluga_the_cat]

0:29 you gota at least respect the commitment to staying in character

[@TheMeowtrix]

4:17 Pheonix won't use the /ride command on her will he😏

[@akahelpwttubers]

You made my blow up

[@marydenisemartinquilla901]

Villager's Restaurant Menu - Emerald Hotdog Emerald Duo Emerald Coke Emerald Sprite Emerald Vegan Special Emerald Burger Emerald Rotten Flesh Jumbo Rotten Flesh Jumbo Rotten Flesh Hamburger & Hotdog (Optional) Rotten Flesh Tea (New!) Rotten Flesh Doughnuts Daily (Collab with Axolotles Adventure of Food) Rotten Flesh Good Breakfast (Eggs, Pancakes, Rice and Bacon)

[@KumaFall]

Phoenix SC: “family friendly” *Shows 9/11 joke*

[@catlord2395]

1:14 Bro that looks Like an ai generated image 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@randomhandle633]

​@• Bring him on • he said LOOKS like

[@foirey]

I played that game once…. It sucked.

[@TurnRight-ru9vm]

​@@foireyit wasnt bad ill say you get prepicked builds and you build them

[@difficultydumb]

I have it, before AI was popular

[@ShrekNumberOneEnjoyer]

I used to play it, when I was 12 and was heavily disappointed when I couldn’t kill the NPC’s

[@CoolRattleBones129]

And that's why you never see villagers eat

[@fath11istaken]

2:31 WHY!

[@fireexeGD]

We cant see it again from now

[@TreyIsAwesome2009]

2:34 Me when cafe duty returned to me:

[@lordmarshmal_0643]

I've seen an artist with a character that was like a cult leader, and one part of the uniform was boots with those over-extended soles or whatever My point is, someone probably could in fact get off to 0:23, and not just cause of the rest of those outfits

[@tygical]

LOL

[@minecraftwhitescreen]

LOL!!!

[@cannonsmith-lc7ee]

The song that plays when that duck carries over that small gap in undertale goes way too hard

[@tEmMiEyAyAyA]

*Bird That Carries You Over a Disproportionately Small Gap

[@beanseater6786]

1:08 dang, major nostalgia there. That game was pretty fun, and not even really a direct clone

[@Zdfzrfdsfj]

It was kinda a mix between survival and creative and it was online

[@bottleofsyrup9916]

i used to play that game

[@frootloops15]

that game was THE SHIT (not shit, THE shit, huge difference)

[@CubingBones]

Yeah i got that game on my old iPad mini and i have big buildings there

[@uniity]

Childhood game

[@KiviNik]

2:13 Feather Client lol

[@qopparune]

I love Bellibolt. Unless you know where the real eyes are, trying to blind it will just hurt you as the weapon will likely be metal.

[@BalakayK]

@everyone, someone else asked her today and she said yes 😞

[@Drag0nmaster]

Rip, came back to this video to look at ur comment to see if u updated

[@BalakayK]

@@Drag0nmaster Thanks man

[@RatWaste]

Sorry :(

[@2161YT]

Its ok bro it always happens to us sometimes you just gotta get over it I'm sure you'll get another chance soon!!!

[@KingEthanual]

NOOOOO

[@j24482]

Here waiting for Phoenix SC chan rule 34

[@yetanotherperson1833]

That is probably going to happen

[@groveri2]

@@yetanotherperson1833 prob already happened

[@nyteshade8125]

@@groveri2 I can confirm. btw do you have by any chance a gallon of eye bleach?

[@groveri2]

@@nyteshade8125 thank you brave warrior. but sorry i used up all my bleach on a banana cosplay.

[@STUniverseINC]

0:59 there actually is a "Minecart" HotWHeels with three variations: Original, Grass block and MC10

[@bananexgames7375]

this would be good for camman18

[@lilleopard_ty3662]

The invention of the diamond sickle 1:21

[@t-pos]

Add a diamond hammer

[@Valveiscool.]

​@@t-pos it's the Grand Diamond symbol of OUR Motherland

[@t-pos]

@@Valveiscool. ☭

[@DustSansYT]

Stronger Monsters - Undertale

[@Gman_561]

Bro just made the diamond boomerang

[@lmnk]

0:04 tbf, I feel it'd actually make more sense to use berrier in the recipe as they do exist in the game now, for example replace the top middle milk with them

[@gneu1527]

True

[@liambrown1651]

Chicken blood

[@lunyxappocalypse7071]

Or shift right click to place ontop

[@BinglesP]

3:19 Why did you have to do that to Reisen and Nazrin man, THEY AREN’T EVEN FROM AN ANIME

[@TugiDeg]

3:24 I don’t think you get the joke.. Something to do with 9 emeralds and ten plus one villagers.

[@Youhadabadday2021]

Oh... Oh no...

[@TugiDeg]

@@Youhadabadday2021 The reality is often disappointing.

[@tabbyx9926]

Phoenix SC trying to tell his viewers that he has no idea who Jenny is is the funniest thing that's come out of the minecraft community in awhile.

[@srslyvk]

1:04 that's block craft 3d, a cheaper offline minecraft, I agree it was fun as a kid. :D

[@THEACTUALLDL123]

1:32 sound like a mona's boomerang (that why steve thow alex's boomerang)

[@jackatk]

0:52 Song: _”Bird That Carries You Over a Disproportionately Small Gap”_ from Undertale

[@goose.pickle]

undertale*

[@jackatk]

@sonicx6927 I just thought I should tell u anyways 🤝

[@Definitelynotbloxy]

*Y E S*

[@TheUglyGooseling]

0:11 i dont get it either

[@mochaXX16]

“give me your skin” as in give me your minecraft skin, so that person did give them their skin

[@StrandedOnDuna]

@@mochaXX16 i think he means the skin of alex meme

[@Viewer2812]

3:26 Took me a real minute to understand this

[@benthomaar.gaming]

Yeah me too 💀

[@nyteshade8125]

💀

[@art-cs6us]

Whats the joke besides 1 person jumping to their death

[@icejuice4212]

@@art-cs6us 9/11

[@art-cs6us]

@@icejuice4212 ok but the whole minrcraft building didn't collapse

[@TheEngieTF2]

Hey, Phoenix-chan. Will you become my Valentine this year? ♥️

[@artzwithlilylee1082]

I played block craft before and it’s no survival just making buildings for tasks

[@timothy7273]

Steve is just that bad at cooking

[@Dr_Spicy]

3:08 the man on the right looks like he can COOK if you know what I mean....

[@Napulot_Ka_ba]

Phoenix.exe has stop working After the last post *Phoenix Sc chan*

[@EpicGamer10075]

2:06 Guarantee practically all of those are bots. Also, I cannot possibly imagine the feeling of seeing a sexualized version of a character you've created. I will give you as much sympathy as I can, Phoenix, but I fear it's nowhere near enough to deal with what the internet has just done.

[@nikolaysitnikov796]

Not sure if there are 4.5K bots, but from what I can tell, these channels just copy each other. I remember seeing ads for several knockoff versions of that game. I guess those channels just take the popular 5-min ad-collector game of the week and turn it Minecrafty.

[@EpicGamer10075]

@@nikolaysitnikov796 Yeah, but I’ve seen relatively popular KZbinrs have only a couple thousand watching at a time, and given the obscurity of these crappy knock-off channels, and how I can’t imagine anyone willingly watching those videos, I don’t know how the majority couldn’t be bots.

[@nikolaysitnikov796]

@@EpicGamer10075 I wouldn't ever underestimate the popularity of really dumb content (ex: most of TikTok), but I could see bots being used to push those streams further in the algorithm. To me it just seems like those channels and ads are creating dumb ideas which then get turned into trends when the other trash content makers pick up on it. Plus, this combination could also serve as amplifier for the videos as people that see the streams will be more likely to buy the products, and vice versa. There's something fishy going on with these apps, streams, and ads that copy each other's trash ideas, but I don't know what.

[@rospogamer]

3:13 looks like Paluten a German youtuber

[@KnightHood525]

0:52 Pretty sure the song is by Toby Fox - "Bird that carries you over a disproportionately small gap"

[@truckjumperdude]

Yeah that's what I thought too

[@mochaXX16]

he replaced it he’s just saying the original song was by mr weebl

[@Ezekiel.T]

2:24 - I loved this Minecraft book series

[@loafofcorgi8225]

SAME Diary of an 8-bit warrior! I read it as a kid

[@YimYum911]

Block craft 3d SUCKS, I played it before I got minecraft.

[@MeSellOrphan]

0:46 Idk if this supposed to be wholesome but it look like they were about to be in the furnace

[@katsurashido4763]

Phoenix scream is exactly what i expected Confusion Madness And Confusion again

[@Fie_wy]

I just laugh to death in the minecart cooking = hot wheels 😂😂😂😂😂

[@insertusernamehere4549]

I’m in the video! 2:23 I’m the one who replied to the comment

[@RandomPersonWasTaken]

I never know what I'm getting into when watching these videos, I'm not gonna stop though 😂😂😂

[@weserinawolf7261]

Somebody PLEASE make it as 3D model for printing! 3:42

[@Dale_and_Do]

The Infinichicken

[@Casonplayz]

1:25 what’s up with there eyes

[@FISHYY_MTB]

Was anyone else’s childhood block craft 3D? 👇🏻

[@redstonewarrior0152]

I like how Phoenix tends to look at people's necks rather than the front face of their head texture. Might have something to do with the tiny face Phoenix hides on his chin.

[@Peteboi64932]

0:18 nobody: 5yr me:

[@hawacjohnchristian1031]

But whatg if the cows milk has blood build ups 😰😰😰😰😰

[@baltazarschmitz4509]

The liquid portal is actually a mod It’s called YUNG’s better portals

[@shadow_jem_YT]

0:41 girls thinking we are thinking about other girls what we actually do

[@shadow_jem_YT]

me think

[@minecraftwhitescreen]

Me think it is

[@Definitelynotbloxy]

UNDERTALE MUSIC

[@Weedocto]

Faster version of minecart you say 0:54 *happy camman18 noises

[@stablemind]

2:32 Some textures change according to your point of view. I guess this is one of them. When you count from the opposite angle, this time the other side will be 3. (I haven't checked this texture, I'm just guessing.)

[@Cleefey]

if you dont cake me, i will pin you.

[@Mr.Void.Man085]

What does that mean?

[@gallicadlair81]

Why does nobody understand that emeralds are only CURRENCY for villagers?

[@Radioactive-Braincell88]

4:03 why......just why.

[@achillelegrand1680]

Also what ? how ? who ? where ? with ?

[@ragesg2140]

3:02 i din't expect that

[@TreyIsAwesome2009]

3:06 GRRRRRRRRRRRR!

[@lahj1332]

1:17 I laughed