Hodge ruined my life!!! A robot wrote a better easter movie

Hodge ruined my life!!! A robot wrote a better easter movie | How is Hodge a movie that exists??? And it came out in 2020 no less?? WIIIIILD. The AI movies were surprisingly decent and sorry to say but the song slaps.... it really really does! Hope you enjoyed!!! Let me know what I should do next!
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0:00 HODGE IS UHHHHH
3:30 Where the video takes a turn
4:19 Ice Age easter special?? Ummm
5:39 Back to the drawing board
6:04 CREATING BETTER MOVIES WITH AI (scary)
13:49 Song written by an ai and me AHHHHHH
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[@AthenaPOfficial]

HELLO ALL! This was made before the WGA + SAG-AFTRA strike started and I want to be very clear on my stance of this technology. It is OBVIOUSLY no replacement for genuine talent and art and people's livlihoods. I thought it was a fun tool to use on youtube because it's like talking to an extra terrestrial. It is VERY non-human to the point where it was funny seeing it pretend to be one. From this point on I am not engaging with this tech because the threats that were made cost people's jobs, their quality of life and the very future of art and expression. www.sagaftrastrike.org/picket-schedule-locations

[@SnakeitySpoonGilmour]

Based

[@acesquid6944]

Max’s character development from young rambunctious child to faithfully religious teenager to young adult questioning his values really brought a tear to my eye that no other easter film has been able to induce in me since the cinematic masterpiece “Hodge”.

[@HamiltonIsLife]

Lol

[@SlapstickGenius23]

Wow.

[@dragonlover439]

The idea of a movie being so bad a robot could write a better one is horrifying

[@Gafafsg]

…is it though?

[@big_sea]

yes

[@Wyi-the-rogue]

Well I think I write pretty well. Jerk.

[@b1zarr3vel]

@@Wyi-the-rogue this has nothing to do with you

[@ClowncoreisCool]

Eh, AI writing can be pretty damn good. I mean, I wrote a better episode of monster high with ChatGPT than Nickelodeon could with the show's entire team.

[@DieselWeasel]

I tried to warn you! That's right, I'M the one who wrote the "FaceRig: The Movie" review seen at 0:37! I created an IMDb account JUST TO REVIEW THIS TRAVESTY! I just found your content via suggested videos recently, love what I've seen so far, but I was NOT expecting this movie or my review to show up in a suggested video. XD I also love that you couldn't get through the movie, either. When I saw it, it was when I hosted a "bad movies" stream for friends. We made it to the 30-minute mark before we all agreed to shut it off and watch something entertainingly bad. I'm pretty sure we all lost brain cells that day.

[@AthenaPOfficial]

OMG YOU REALLY HIT THE NAIL ON THE HEAD WITH THAT REVIEW!! Thank you for the advice that we ultimately didn’t listen to 😅😅 that movie poster just screamed “youtuber commentate on this” so when I saw no one did yet I HAD to know why…. Now I know. And I’m forever changed. I too lost brain cells but it was worth it if I could’ve somehow entertained you 🥲 thanks for watching! So happy this video got to you!!

[@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072]

I was able to watch it all. But it took me 4 hours. I had to take intermissions to watch Winx club to cleanse my soul. Honestly, finding Jesus could’ve done that at this point.

[@feliciabaxter6423]

@@AthenaPOfficial *BUSTS DOWN DOOR* THERE'S A CHUCK E CHEESE MOVIE. WATCH IT. preferably while drunk but that parts up to you (it's called "chuck e cheese in the galaxy 5000" if you're curious)

[@cameronweaver2013]

​@feliciabaxter6423 what happened to the previous 4,999 galaxies?!

[@feliciabaxter6423]

@@cameronweaver2013 the movie centers around chucky competing in a race called the galaxy 5000 (i think that's what it's called)

[@dolfuny]

Hodge causing Max's atheist arc is honestly hilarious

[@spookyteal]

I showed my polycule your videos and now when I start a new one, all 3 of us mime slapping the butt with you. As butt lovers, thank you for this much needed representation.

[@AthenaPOfficial]

Omg this makes my DAY!!!! Thank you all for your support 🥲👏👏

[@M_and_Col]

​@@AthenaPOfficial:)

[@spookyteal]

@@AthenaPOfficial I already text them both that you saw my comment, haha. ♡ We love your makeup looks & energy. It's been so awesome to share your content with my favorite people, sending you so much love. 💖

[@RulerOfArniskad]

Me: Oh nice, Athena and ben are making fun of a bad easter movie :D **Sees WowNow logo** Me: no.. no... NO... PLEASE SPARE MY DELICATE EYES-

[@animatepokemonadventures7889]

I loved it when Hodge said “It’s Hodging time!” And saved Easter all over those bad guys.

[@GhostOfNevermore]

I loved it when he did a back flip, snapped the bad guys neck and saved the day.

[@bunnyfrosting1744]

I try not to judge appearances, but even just the movie cover alone makes me WISH I was a tween again, babysitting 3 brats over Easter weekend. We watched Hop and I got stung by a wasp, but I’d still choose that over watching Hodge

[@gloomiiii]

I remember Hop 😭 I swear James Marsden is in every talking animal movie

[@emilylike-the-soup2502]

Okay, but a movie about hunting for an artifact that belonged to Mary Magdalene actually sounds like something I’d enjoy. I love that Indiana-Jones-esque, mythology-influenced kind of adventure story.

[@ladypangaea4801]

I literally cried 'Oh no!' when I saw the logo for the company behind 'Hodge'. WowNow Entertainment, I've seen Saberspark cover several of their movies like 'Finding Jesus', 'Finding Jesus 2' and 'Bibletown' among others. So the complaints of the movie just having a bunch of meandering conversation between characters instead of anything resembling a plot made a lot more sense. P.S. I'm just as shocked as you are, that an A.I. could make a more compelling set of Easter movies and spin offs than most of Hollywood these days. Looking at you, 'Hop'!

[@nevaehhamilton3493]

I had that same reaction too when I saw who made Hodge. Also, the AI made better stories than WowNow, which is an Avengers level threat in terms of the robot revolution taking away our livelihoods in favor of artificial intelligence, simply because it's cheaper to not pay a fucking robot than an actual human with real feelings and experiences.

[@purplepitbullpuppy5669]

I can't believe Hodge would do such a thing I'm shaking and crying rn

[@normalhuman9878]

I literally went through the same character arc as Max in the spin-off I questioned my faith in what I had been told to believe my whole life and decided to become a Druid because trees are better that a sky daddy

[@infiniteplanes5775]

Same. I still ended up believing in the Sky Daddy though

[@normalhuman9878]

@@infiniteplanes5775 I’m glad you could find a belief system that matches with what you personally feel is right

[@infiniteplanes5775]

@@normalhuman9878 Same to you

[@annasmit-ms4zt]

I believe what the AI was trying to show was that Starlin the Evil Queen’s (who either always used he/him or is trans) conscious was sealed away as he transformed into the Easter bunny and than the original’s soul switched over into the new body, because as we all know, the Easter bunny is an immortal being who feeds off of selfish and evil souls who found their way to the “true meaning of Easter” and then eats/sucks their soul out while leaving their old body behind and taking the new body. I apologize for the rant, but that’s how I interpreted it.

[@sedeuphadude80]

I think that the reason that Starlin (or Starlene) the Evil Queen became a he is because there must be some part of the lore that says that the Easter Bunny is always a boy. If you become the Easter Bunny, you become a boy.

[@admiralmonocle3874]

​@@sedeuphadude80 It's not that deep. They just headcanoned the villain as a Woman and didn't tell the AI, so it just made something up, that isn't the same.

[@rowan404]

I can’t help but feel like the last movie generated by the AI had some leftover religious undertones. This was especially brought out in the song, which centered around the villain sacrificing himself to save Easter and implied that he ascended to Heaven after doing so. “He fought with courage He fought with love To break the curse And rise above” The AI is *not* being discreet.

[@infiniteplanes5775]

Which makes a lot of sense

[@nyanSynxPHOENIX]

The AI is now a devout Catholic.

[@Nakia11798]

Oh no. Athena has entered the WowNow world. SaberSpark recently watched one of their "movies" as well.

[@aquaabouttogetfunky]

The wow now verse… oh no

[@mikuzrat]

this movie gives off energy from that movie Saber reviewed. i wouldn’t be surprised in WowNow just copied their own movie to another and just changed little things, seems like something they would do

[@kiwimeephu]

@@mikuzrat no yeah ive frequented wownow movies for a very long time and they Do reuse ideas and sometimes when they mane "sequels" of their classics that are just the same movies but with 2 next to the title, there IS a sequel to hodge btw

[@ah.neat.408]

I was gonna say, this looks EXACTLY like Spaced Cats.

[@gabesuniverse5566]

wait it's a real company 😭

[@angryisopod395]

my favorite part was when hodge said “it’s hodgin time” and then hodged all over the place

[@jas000n]

This video was a masterpiece. My favorite part was when they overcame obstacles and challenges along the way.

[@Purple_Animations]

I remember hodge. I can never get the time back that I spent on it I sat there Expecting ANYTHING But the characters just talked like it was a podcast the ENTIRE TIME *WHERE WAS THE MOVIE*

[@anonymous-rq2lh]

the plot of the easter adventure sounds like a direct-to-video movie from the 90s that mostly faded into obscurity, but is still fondly remembered by niche group of fans who watched it as children (and also people who found starlene the evil queen attractive)

[@wirr2868]

i like how the villain's sacrifice to become to easter bunny kinda mirrors Jesus dying on the cross to forgive everyone's sins if you think about it too much

[@carolynn_rose]

i ended up asking chatgpt for an easter movie and all the spinoffs and sequels as well, which led me down the rabbit hole of a bunny named benny and his love for his town of springville, an artist named simon finding friendship and a fox named rex going through a heartfelt redemption

[@dissonanceparadiddle]

Oh gosh he looks like a bootleg buck bunny from that blender movie

[@lincolnjohn8227]

I love how the spinoff movie is just a mashup of the plot of Megamind and The Santa Claus. If you decided to read the comments before watching the video then bless your soul.

[@cocoakoda4042]

The clip of you and your sister tripped me out so hard. I thought you were looking at an old photo of you and then "you" jumpscared yourself. As someone who gets asked if their sister is their twin alot, I finally get the perspective. Genes really said copy n paste. Love

[@_meangimmy_]

Best quote of 2023 “Hodge ruined my life” -Athena P

[@thebestfishinthesea]

Hodge was giving me the uncanny valley effect. I’m autistic. I shouldn’t even be effected but I am.

[@runeanonymous9760]

I think that we get it once it passes that part (I get it from real human faces) but yeah, I Alita is the closest thing to a human I can look at the face of for long periods of time (though that ai robot thing that apparently freaked most allists out was something I could look at longer than most humans?)

[@ThatOneGuy0006]

Autism doesn't affect your ability to find things creepy

[@thebestfishinthesea]

@@ThatOneGuy0006 no, autistics aren’t normally effected by uncanny valley. I didn’t mean I don’t find it creepy

[@infiniteplanes5775]

Huh that makes sense. I am barely affected by the uncanny valley and I’ve always wondered why?

[@creativeartstudios6792]

@@thebestfishinthesea wait what..? I'm not supposed to be affected..?

[@magicalmoon6522]

I no joke decided to check out Hodge thanks to this video, thankfully it's uploaded on KZbin for free, yes I kept on skipping through scenes because IT'S SO BORING so I probably wasted a good 5 minutes, much better than an hour though, Hodge will live in my nightmares for now on 💗

[@eiraanimations9708]

Someone needs to count how many times this *slideshow with voice acting* reused the same pose.

[@infiniteplanes5775]

No. No one should have to suffer through this.

[@Kura-Makura]

This feels like a Unity asset flip but as a movie.

[@ThatOneGuy0006]

The bunny is quite literally an asset flip from Blender

[@justjames4]

This is a good example of how our standards are high when it comes to movies like Hodge. Anyway, the derailment in this video made sense, and I enjoy how the video ended up.

[@CrazyUFOKid]

i have never heard of this movie before now thank you for bringing this to my attention edit: of course this is by wow now all their movies are like this 😭

[@baalfgames5318]

How can you not immediately think "I didn't know Big Chungus had his own movie" after seeing that poster?

[@nickabenson]

I would love an entire series of videos in which you ask Chat GPT to write you an act by act breakdown for a series of episodes of a show you make up. I really liked it when you would read the output and accompany it with edited images. I think that is a very fun video format.

[@urigalvan1047]

My birthday is literally today!!!!!!

[@Gravel_TheCart]

Happy birthday Uri Galvan🥳

[@AthenaPOfficial]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!

[@wornouthoodie]

happy birthday!! 💗

[@AthenaPOfficial]

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[@gachazforyall]

Omg you ACTUALLY DID IT

[@BritishMotherfucker]

GIMMME

[@mediacavernmc]

Hodge looks like the space weed cat movie sabersparks reviewed

[@purplevorpal]

The song made hodge almost worth it

[@AwesomeAceZ]

I wonder if Hodge takes place in the same world as that stoner cat movie?

[@TheArceusftw]

Well, they're both turds crapped out of the schpincter of Wownow entertainment, so It probably wouldn't bee too far of a strech.

[@SpineBones]

I was about to comment something like this lol

[@kawaiiqueee3489]

"Hodge you made Max not believe in God" ♫

[@teallineart8805]

As someone with an animation degree, I can’t look at the mouth movements without wanting to shoot myself.

[@MarxistMomentum]

Nex video: Athena is completely replaced by an A.I.

[@arcticcon]

Athena has become my new favorite KZbinr in a niche I didn’t know existed, and I love it! ❤️❤️❤️

[@kristenhlady4079]

14:42 that was a fing bop !!! ❤❤ kids bop might steal it

[@thomasawl]

this movie is like having a stroke but less fun.

[@whatever9097]

I don’t know *how* or *why* but I the rabbit looks a pervert. Like…I wouldn’t let him near children or really anyone for that matter

[@imnotcrazy7108]

Their blank stares.

[@serendipityyoonmin7039]

A moment of silence for all the brain cells we lost trying watch Hodge

[@brodietabernacki2026]

Chatgpt is better than a movie most people would joke was written by an ai.

[@hippyhopohskippydop5792]

If this was a actual movie I can see so many goddamn ships out of it already it’s like rise of the guardians all over again

[@loganmiller7827]

There was one time I was riding with my cousin's daughters when my whole family was going somewhere together and they had some movie they borrowed from the library playing and the animation looked exactly like this. They must have made another movie about Halloween. What studio made this movie? I've been trying to figure out what that awful Halloween movie they were watching was called and I haven't had a lead until now

[@SlapstickGenius23]

Hallowaiian.

[@anothergeekychannel8384]

I dont know if you ever found it, but the studio is WowNow Entertainment. They seem to do a lot of cheap knockoff movies (with titles like "Kung Fu Animals" and "Planes With Brains"). You're probably looking for "Haunted Transylvania."

[@todoro5975]

this has got to be one of the most unhinged videos I've ever seen in my entire life i love it

[@Armund_Wolffe]

oh my god, the staging of Hodge is exactly the same as the weed cat movie that was also made by WowNow.. they really just changed the models

[@Byzantiumrose87]

I'm genuinely curious now if this is made by the same person/people who made Weed Cat because it feels like the same movie. Like the two movies are literally set in space and about two random characters sitting still, talking, and rambling to some space related characters whether they be an alien or robot about who knows because your brain is already mush after the five minutes mark.

[@DeathlessOrchid]

I saw that WowNow logo and knew yall were doomed.

[@Pen4683]

The movie looks like a nft promotion, like they look like nfts. Tell me I am wrong, I'll wait

[@jadetealaaron2003]

dear fucking GOD WHY IS EVERY CHARACTER JUST STANDING THERE

[@jynproductions]

I think I just love content where people write songs about the video they just did (cough cough truly Greg) and this one made me smile! Good job, love the song

[@RATSKETCHES]

Moral of the story, Ai are getting more anthropomorphic over time.

[@TheCollectorMagnolia]

I don’t like the diss on ice age but everything else was beyond amazing I wish I had as good ideas as you

[@sst4rscr34m]

THEY DIDNT EVEN TRY TO LIPSYNC IT IM HYSTERICAL 😭

[@hihi-kv8kv]

Even just seeing the clips of that first movie makes me want to throw my phone and stab my self in the eyes. This makes me so uncomfortable. 😭

[@BrookeAndCoStudios]

When the characters stare at the camera and loosely move their jaws, it just feels like I'm watching the Talking Tom app universe

[@ah.neat.408]

I thought that Hodge would be the AI movie, and the cover was AI generated.

[@JoaoPedro-ed8st]

It might not have gone as planned, but I really like how things turned out! Great video, Athena!

[@rambro88]

You two are nutty reviewers and I loved every minute of it! More Please!

[@thegreen1348]

This one had me rolling. Thank you

[@halburke2947]

Max’s atheist arc tho 😂

[@storegbinmaj9168]

This video went on a Rabbit Trail *sitcom laughter*

[@cdmilky]

I have a reeeequest Im sure you wont be able to see this under this many comments but I reccomend doing a Jelly Jamm lore video, its my childhood show when I was younger and its got very weird worldbuilding that took be aback when I rewatched it

[@icelingbolt]

Your bf is back! I missed them :3 Im glad to see you two together in a video after a while

[@karolynavazquez2553]

Why does that bunny has Richard Watterson energy, but Richard is actually likeable

[@uselessmagicc]

Hodge looks like Dan Schneider

[@clemclemclemclemcl]

Easter Movie 2,763; Challenges & Obstacles Along the Way

[@helloimeiri8468]

Honestly Ben has a very nice voice. Like I would listen to an audio book if he was the narrator.

[@Arealhuman-gh7zk]

Same

[@BritishMotherfucker]

The acts thing makes it sounds like a musical xD

[@princesscherry5217]

the way i understood it, when the villain became the easter bunny, his old self died & he became the very alive new easter bunny. like tim allen’s santa clause, but the villain doesn’t get to keep their personality lmao. the last scene was the villain easter bunny doing his “duties”

[@TSDTalks22]

This video is a far more entertaining journey than hedge could ever hope to be

[@cameronweaver2013]

A.I will rule us one day. Whether it is with a robot uprising, or just that they make BANGER movies and songs, we don't know.

[@arieluvspink]

Song made me cry❤😢 I love this

[@somethingsuperbland8829]

I love Ice Age. The whole franchise.

[@robertbraccio4101]

Athena, you HAVE to try and watch "Spaced Cats"! I'm 90% sure it's the same studio that made Hodge

[@sexygirlmax2019]

This is like Bible Town with the animation being so still and probably face rigged

[@Mightymajin]

After seeing the WowNow logo, I had a flashback to all the Saberspark videos on them

[@MusicRaymond]

So is chat GPT going to write Athena videos from now on? 🤣🤣🤣

[@fox_0n_st1lts18]

Honestly I would watch the a.i. movie series

[@NixityNullt]

Big chungus movie is real??

[@Can_I_Get_Uhhhhhhhhhh]

I saw the wownow logo and immediately knew this wasn't going to end well

[@GG_galaxyguts]

This looks a lot like that "stoned cats" movie

[@ASTROKATT-qt9fr]

“still frames the movie” 💀 honestly who the hell made this what were they thinking

[@cicadathegod8277]

Can’t wait for the reboot: challenges and obstacles along the way: the obstacle-ing

[@infiniteplanes5775]

You have really great, wholesome content

[@yungdahl9620]

As I was watching this video some random kid just parked on my yard at 12:00am and I went up to his dumbass and waved and he dipped 😂😂😂😂 I can’t wait to see what this video has to offer 💯

[@amandahealey2216]

9:55 Note to self: when my church's Reverend gets back from Sabbatical, write a sermon with AI and see how she reacts

[@IShy2]

I think Hodge is just Luigi from Mario How They both do absolutely nothing

[@southpark_firkle]

just got out of the meantle hospital and this is the first notification i saw and i got so exsited

[@paps3841]

Big Chungus lost brother

[@monkeystuff661]

Happy Easter lol 👍

[@spiderwickian]

I HIGHLY RECOMMEND FURBY ISLAND ITS VERY TRIPPY AND WEIRD I LOVE IT (44 mins, free on KZbin)

[@3LawzDef1ant_03]

1:36 THEY USED HERO BY PINKZEBRA???? IM DOING THAT IN CHORUS WTF (its like this generic royalty free music for youtube videos and school choirs)