Penn & Kim Play Never Have I Ever

[@jimhart]

I still remember this sign from the pool I took swimming lessons at in the 80's. "Welcome to our OOL. Notice there is no 'P' in it. Please keep it that way..." 😂

[@allesamazing]

Hawthorn Law I love that😂

[@crazynat27]

Me 2... but i was born 2008, they did that at summercamp.

[@elisabethmather5174]

Excellent

[@Mushroom321-]

thats genius! 😲 🙂🤣

[@thatchattycat1735]

I saw that sign at a pool in a campground in Utah!

[@hyi1745]

"This is why women live longer" LOLOL :D

[@at3817]

Soooo true

[@alliewells383]

Yhuuhj

[@VennaTanya]

It’s so sweet how they are still learning something new about each other.🥰🥰🥰

[@keyairakinslow9598]

That's marriage for ya, buddy.

[@positivemanda]

I love how country innocent he is and how ... Real she is. Lol love your combo! You guys are inspirational

[@ck337]

Dying at the first question!!! 🤣🤣Kim’s face when he’s talking about peeing in a pool! 🤣🤣 And dropping your phone in the toilet!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@stevemcinerney2105]

Peeeee= gross

[@samanthab.3737]

Congrats I’m your hundredth like

[@ryanmolina4948]

I forged my dads signature once. And the school called him and without question he responded “yeah I signed it why are you bothering me at work?!” Props to you dad for having my back lol. Granted he did ask me about it when he got home but it was to watch Schindler’s list in high school so it wasn’t a big deal. But he had no idea what I was forging for which was awesome lol.

[@NativeWarrior88]

I hate public schools! They always want to bother parents for something stupid, yet they act like they know everything there is to know about kids! I pulled my kids out of public school and never looked back! They are more well adjusted, they think more independently and they are actually allowed to be kids! I pay my sister well to tutor them and I know that she would protect them with her life! And I dont get phone calls for stupid stuff anymore while I am trying to work! Its the best decision that my husband and I ever made!

[@ameliacarter8562]

Why do you guys not have more subscribers!?! I literally laughed through this whole video. I think I do with most of them! #theholdernessfamily

[@sidilicious11]

Me too. What fun!

[@IndigoAwakener]

Must be a third grade thing.... 😁 But we have a daughter who signed "Mommy" on a detention slip 😁😁😁

[@dac6157]

That's cute though!

[@Penny-ts5ec]

Lol funny

[@CariBarbour]

I saw a picture and it was a detention slip, too. And the parent signature was just MOM

[@Kcchiefsvr]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@tanyonosborne7857]

Isn't peeing in the toilet still peeing in a body of water

[@Henry3NYC]

Are you bringing logic to the game? 😂😅

[@sarayoung3506]

Thank you folks for doing this show. I live on top of a mountain and I'm mostly home bound. You folks keep me in stitches and I share you with family and friends.

[@andreagriffiths3512]

Parent’s signature! Omg my youngest brother most certainly did. My mum found a notepad filled with her signature - every page filled. By the end of it she couldn’t tell the difference between hers and my brother’s forgery as they were identical. He did it to hide how many detention slips he was getting.

[@ijustcruz]

I love how penn said that his dad just said forge it

[@maddymusicofficial]

“This is why women live longer” 😂🤣😂

[@marialauria7307]

Don't copy other people's comments

[@dianegenx]

I thoroughly enjoyed this! You two are so much fun!

[@janedieuart]

This is the cutest couple ever. So happy I found them!

[@jfr7160]

Note to self... never get in a pool 🏊🏼 when Penn is there, never use Penn’s phone, and don’t get in a chugging pickle juice with Penn! Kim you are golden 🌟!!

[@oliviam1454]

Funny cause they used to go to my pool lol

[@pineapplepotato9279]

"This is why women live longer!" 😂😂😂

[@micheleperkins8444]

Love this!! All married couples should try this, 😂

[@TheBlestmomof2]

"I have" all of these things! It's so cute to look back at this video seeing his hair then and now. 😂

[@el6086]

Kim the waves you see around people that's just you perceiving their energy, you two are so cute, the energy I see around you two is that you either have a very high soul connection, or even twin flame kind of energy, because you have that dynamic that twins have, but that dynamic develops in high level soul connections as well over time so I wouldn't know for you two because with twins the dynamic you have now is there right away when you meet, you're already mirroring eachother, so you'd have to decide on that one for yourselves. Just wanted to tell you two I enjoy the energy you create together, much love and light to you 💙💙💙

[@ebob1967]

All sorts of animals have been peeing and pooping in the ocean for billions of years.

[@JustMeAllDayEveryday]

But humans are so nasty - animals don't do a lot of the nasty things that humans do! Baaahahaha

[@Nina-qu3hh]

ebob1967 🤔

[@christinef7739]

Yeah, and that's not all they do in the ocean.

[@allabtyarn4623]

ebob1967 peeing in the ocean is harmless. Human urine is 95% water. The urea in urine combines with ocean water to form ammonium, which acts as food for ocean plant life

[@shannonwright2099]

My name is Christian i am going to start subbing to your channel because the funny stuff in your videos and what are your kids name tell your wife not to kiss any strangers if she does

[@Delicate_Disaster]

Kim "I feel like maybe ...." Me *"Lies! You know exactly what happened! DISH!"*

[@VivianTenuta]

Best one ever! I appreciate the honesty!

[@CascadiaDog]

My inner child could not stop laughing at 6:32. It's funny sometimes what makes us laugh.Thanks for the great videos. We binged on a bunch of them today and enjoyed them all!

[@lishaguminey9522]

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[@Braedenfish]

I sooooooo luv how PROUD he is!!! I tell children when the vet caught .....dont be ashamed NOW! You were happy while you were eating an entire bag of cookies! Dont be ashamed now!🤣 You two are so funny.....when u said u kissed a stranger.....he looked like Smokey Robinson...dang it mama said "You Better Shop Around!"

[@Rawen1982]

"Everyone drops their phones in toilets" No we don't "especially the public ones" .... Eeeew! No we do not!

[@silliestsharks111]

“I care a lot about my hair, than my wife” she was right

[@eriktapia4225]

I almost died in this part

[@miro_o]

Dodged a bullet. Good open communication guys!

[@duanemiller5606]

I want to see the chug!!! Chug! chug! chug! No matter how old we get we’re all just boys at heart.

[@Sabre912]

1:05 the shame.... LMAO!!!

[@laneyl2784]

I mean, everyone pees in the ocean....... ok..... just me.... 😂

[@2barksandameow]

No, i do too

[@lillianandlucy1132]

I do sometimes 😂😂😂

[@susanpage8315]

Also the Great Lakes.

[@DaniloLiaudet]

Before to go to a public pool, I ask if they use that product that makes the water blue if someone pees, otherwise I don't trust in people to behave properly ;)

[@matthewsmith6946]

There is no such die. It doesn't exist. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urine-indicator_dye

[@timmothycopeland4866]

@@matthewsmith6946 dye

[@mangot589]

Urban legend. Ours was supposed to be red, though.

[@jdouce6074]

Chlorine guys. Chlorine.

[@dustmopthepig]

The reason you smell chlorine at a pool is because of urine reacting with trichloramine. You can literally only smell that distinct pool smell is because so many people pee in the pool.

[@nphare]

Stand By Me puking! 😂

[@midnightskys2661]

Penn like: there is a weird lady like hhhhhaaaahh. Me:ahhh

[@gmunden1]

Penn's long silence says a lot. 😂 🤿🌊

[@SimchaWaldman]

02:26 If you wake yourself up snoring - change rooms! 😂😂😂

[@lola1033]

You're goals honestly .... So adorable! A huge hug from Spain!!

[@sofiaangell3152]

My “forge” story is very similar to Pen’s 😂. I needed my parents to sign my reading log in the second grade but they were busy and told me to do it myself 😂. The teacher never said anything, although I’m pretty sure it was just a scribble hahai

[@notwildlife5936]

I just saw an ad with Penn in it before I watched the video! I was so confused.

[@2barksandameow]

Same

[@elisabethmather5174]

Same

[@maryraprager5597]

Is he on tv other than his family videos?

[@sydneystephens7970]

Y’all should do a music video on a VSCO girl. Sksksksksk

[@ariannaduprey6271]

Sydney Stephens I agree and i oop sksksksksksks

[@theskyesummers]

And i oop- sksksksksks save the turtles! ✌🏻😜

[@blossompure]

so dumb

[@carolynshull4841]

LMAO you got it all... energy, humor, smarts, looks...you should have your own TV channel!

[@LilStitchy1]

Omg, I love you guys! You're hilarious and so wholesome!

[@addycarraher9235]

Hiii I love you guys so much!!!! You guys are so funny

[@CallousCoder]

I got kicked out of pool for peeing in the water! And I say to the lifeguard: “come on dude, everybody pees in the water!” -“yeah but not from the high dive, buddy! OUT!”

[@christopherj5780]

You guys are great by keeping spirits up thank you

[@TheDivineYinzer]

Penn is lucky to have a beautiful wife

[@jeremyud]

Penn is a very handsome guy. It's not exactly shocking he attracted a beautiful woman.

[@ash_lovesbooks]

Did anyone ask your opinion, Jerk?

[@bubzilla6137]

Ok Penn, tell me who these people are. We're going to get your $300! Hahaha! I love pickle juice, but that's too much... Lol! This was fun! Also, who hasn't peed in a pool, lake, river, or some body of water??? 🙂😉🙂

[@Awesomepossum2025]

They are so adorable

[@merrystreeter4955]

You guys are too cute!!

[@rgrill5227]

That was fun! Great job guys.

[@Rvadr0nez0ne]

Peeing in the pool and peeing INTO the pool are two very different things. -Demitri Martin

[@rvsam4u]

As a lap swimmer, this made my day! Subscribed

[@MrConformation]

Came across your vid's 2day... GR8 performance & humor. You both bring a balance to the table in your Videos.. .

[@jayden8778]

"IN A POOL"ha ha lol

[@gregsettle9725]

Played hooky almost my entire senior year in HS and always wrote my own notes. The secret is never let them get a copy of your parent's writing even once!

[@busymama7903]

I 😂 at all of these! I have definitely done most of these, except I don’t actually own any crocs funny enough. I threw up in a subway station once, I barely made it off the train and made a beeline for the nearest trash can, and lost my breakfast, on my way to work, 4 months pregnant. Good times ☺️

[@alexandriasun]

“That makes me proud of you.” 🍕

[@Sldejo]

Does being escorted off the premises count as being kicked out?

[@tracy8359]

Yes it does

[@tonyamercado9013]

Yes....yes it does

[@majormana1]

I have two most embarrassing throw up stories ever in stage in second to last rehearsal 4th grade I threw up in front of my crush oh BTW Christmas play we had to rework because I had broken my leg. I was in wheelchair because doctors framed that best. Oh I thought it was the worst and it's bad. But I think throwing up from heat issues in mega church brand new building in front row might just top it off.

[@samisa19]

I just watched Amazing Race Season 33 and you guys are amazing! I have enjoyed your videos ever since I stumbled on "Mo' Buttah" but to see the relationship you have was really heartening.

[@laurenceslack2799]

You guys are awesome and look like so much fun

[@Yelenahallum]

Love this ❤️❤️❤️

[@rosieg8732]

4:23 it was a dementor. Dementor Dementor expecto patronam

[@ash_lovesbooks]

Yup!

[@MrConformation]

01:29, Pee in a pool in Vegas? Saw a sign there one time that read "We not swim in your toilet ~ You not pee in our pool''.

[@brooklynnchick]

Every adult has piddled in the pool. ❤

[@jbkawaiiholic]

Am i the only one who’s just traumatized by that ghost story? I was about to go to sleep, yay😭

[@abigails5402]

For the throw up in public one. so I was at this award thing, and I had a sinus infection, so I started coughing like a lot, and the lady up there with us was panicking because she thought it was an elegiac reaction to the flowers. So I ran of stage, and into a hallway and then I threw up in my hands, wile I was holding the metal. And there was a woman and a little boy in the hallway. 👌👌👌❤️

[@zoebell1886]

Hi l love the songs and your family

[@kaileelandon7554]

Penn is a celebrity

[@rochellecrews2800]

this is so hilarious!! Do another one please!

[@thedrmike1]

My former boss, the Aquatics Director at a YMCA, used to swim laps and while standing in the shallow end talking to everyone routinely had a yellow stream emanating from her groin. By the way, if the pool has a strong chlorine smell, it's actually from chloramines, formed from free chlorine binding to urea. Guess from where most of the urea comes from.

[@JustMeAllDayEveryday]

What a fun game! I forgot this game from college!!! At the beach, you can sit and watch so many men, walk in to the ocean , Stand there; waist deep - get right back out! There is a wall of pee coming back IN to the beach, every wave! BBAAAhahahahaahhaah

[@majormana1]

I don't pee in shower it's gross. I was seriously the kid who when ocasionally felt need to pee I'd get out and go. And once as teenager I got our of lake to go pee. I don't really go to water often and to be fair I can hold it for freak amount of time.

[@handlingthehowards9543]

I've had three kids so it's extremely hard me to hold my bladder and my husband and I just had this conversation two nights ago. Sometimes while I'm in the pool I just can't hold it I will pee while I'm trying to get out of the pool to go pee. I don't pee in the bath only because I'm able to get out at enough time

[@Slay_all.day952]

Watching in 2020? These guys r funny 😁.

[@cathystinar124]

This was very entertaining!! Would you guys do a video of making Christmas ornaments with the family?? I think your interaction is what I love!!! Lol. Have a wonderful day!!!

[@robb8234]

hahahahahahahha, 'this is why women live longer' fn hilarious!!!

[@skylad27]

Ha ha!! This is so funny!! 😂😂💕

[@elisabethmather5174]

I just got an ad before this video with Penn in it 😂

[@sarahkestell3675]

Omg

[@MeganDinerman]

I have one of the lamest parent signature forgery stories ever. Our school made you get every. Single. Test. Signed. I got an A on said test, possibly a 100%. My sisters’ mom kept being too busy to sign it, and I was afraid of getting in trouble for having an unsigned test, so I forged her signature. Badly. Then I got in trouble for forging a signature on a spelling test I got an A on.

[@jonathanvanderpol1435]

Okay, my worst "forge story" is much lamer. I actually looked at my Dad's signature to forge it every time we entered the Publisher's Clearing House or Reader's Digest Sweepstakes. I was the only one in the family who put any credence in our ability to win, so my parents didn't want to waste their time with it. I'm pretty sure I told him, but not positive.

[@tanyakory737]

I love you guys. Thank you, so funny.

[@EJofLA]

That was cute- thanks as always. But eating a whole pizza in two sittings doesn't count Kim sorry lol.

[@colleencenter9093]

I am going to go to the bathroom...in the pool 😂😂love it

[@xsiner]

Awesome video please do more like this.

[@thatbeautykindoflife]

love you guys so much❤️❤️

[@madelinelofrano5550]

Hi penn an Kim! Love ❤️ you guys!

[@deborahseiwert7283]

Love your show though! \💕💕

[@HomeandHearthHomestead]

We learned special things about Kim and Penn today... Okey Dokey!😁😇

[@timmothycopeland4866]

you two are funny.......in a pool!!!!!! new game I've started with my friends whenever someone says something dorktarded, right up there with 'that's what she said'.......'in a pool!"

[@toniemarlow8791]

You guys are hilarious!!

[@kennym555]

I LOVE YOU PEOPLE!!!!

[@NanaVonn3]

I forged my mom's signatures on so many forgotten field trip slips and checks that I'm pretty sure I've signed more of them than my mother ever did.

[@shockwave75]

My wife is a genius. When she was in school, at the beginning of the year when they would send something home for you parents to sign so they have their signature, she would just sign it! So that way, whenever the school would send something home to be signed, she would sign it herself, and the signatures always matched!

[@agirlforgod6955]

Aw, I tried to do the same thing on 3rd grade! That was also the year I got in trouble for drawing Gru's fart gun on a homework assignment.

[@SarahLizDoan]

This was hilarious!!!!

[@gwenmichigander277]

My mom sees those waves, too. One time she saw dark ones.

[@carilee49]

OMG... I'm 70 years old and haven't done most of those things.and I'm not perfect!!! I guess I just chose other ways to get through life. Lol

[@DeanneReed70]

The waves you see around people Kim,are their Auras It's neat that you can see them.

[@michaeldavis8896]

Ok so I was drinking one night. The next day I went to a fast food place and regreted it. I ran to the restroom did not make it to toliet and puked all over the wall and floor

[@stephen3164]

Me, after watch The Amazing Race: “Kim and Penn are my favorite - nicest people ever!” Me, after watching this video: “My life is a lie!” 🤣

[@emilyviehland3544]

This year, our 3rd grader was required to get a DAILY signature in his homework log; my husband was convinced that he would learn to forge our signatures, but he actually managed to get real ones out of us all year long! I think that my husband was HOPING for him to forge them, honestly... 🤣