Dad Jokes vs Teens

I was going to tell you a brilliant time travel joke... but you didn't like it. Try these on your teens and let us know which they liked!
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[@annmoore321]

I think it’s great that your son is well on his way to mastering the dad joke himself. 😂

[@ashleycarroll504]

The horse joke cinched it

[@cocoavideos]

He was quick on figuring out 3 of them I think!

[@cindystoppel3966]

Lola's expressions and mannerisms are so much like mom's. Beautiful.

[@bluefroggy99]

I thought the same thing

[@dahlilahanderson6928]

I know and her laugh sounds more mature now

[@sarahdee374]

@@dahlilahanderson6928 She reminds me of actor Julia Stiles

[@claytonhess5512]

That's an understatement: Lola's her spitting image!

[@shawnmendrek3544]

That means the parent is present in her life. This is good.

[@carynmcentee6725]

OH MY GOD Lola has changed and grown up so much! And Penn cracking up at the jokes is hilarious

[@richardmahn7589]

Yeah, last time I saw Lola she still seemed to be a chubber (but not too chubby) teen....now she's very much a young woman with a better appearance and mannerism.

[@MeghanDonnellyIPY]

Ditto! Ditto!

[@LeslieJayBoschPhoto]

@@richardmahn7589 ok, creep

[@richardmahn7589]

@@LeslieJayBoschPhoto Only a creep would take it that way. Just a fan of the fam.

[@lauramcclain8651]

You are horrible .hope you don’t have daughters .

[@genxkay358]

Truth: I LOVE the upholstery joke. It had me in stitches.

[@Crainiac0_0]

A knitting joke had me in stitches once

[@claytonhess5512]

Let's keep this thread going.

[@crazypeopleonsunday7864]

Uggh. Thinking of another joke to keep this going is knot easy.

[@suzannehribal4117]

Your kids are great. I know everyone is saying it but Lola is beautiful and PC looks great but I love that he hasn’t lost his facial expressions and laugh. They’re good sports going along and enjoying this with you. Kind of funny in a different way with the kids catching the punchlines before you, explaining them better or delivering a couple (PC). Keep it coming! I hope the kids read the comments too!

[@blancahuertas3802]

I LOVE how your son just figures out each joke ore either fixes them for you. Lol😂

[@celestialsara157]

Loved this because of the sweet ease you all have with each other. Clearly Penn Charles and Lola have learned they are loved and respected by their parents. Fabulous kids, great parents!

[@GiraffeLoverJen]

I love when PC & Lola are trying not to laugh. Compared to the last Dad Jokes video, Penn got a lot more laughs this time.

[@kathleentayl]

That was awesome. YOU give them time, THEY give you time, makes for a very good relationship.

[@rickwhitmer4885]

Penn, you do a super job relating to your son and daughter. They clearly respect you as a dad, while hearing your jokes. Thanks for sharing a slice of your role as a father. Keep it up. Empty nest is coming soon. (We got there just this month.)

[@kathymorgan8453]

So fun that your son figured out some of those jokes!

[@DanielleBaum]

OMG they've grown up so much! it's always great to see how they're doing but i love that you guys respect their privacy and don't use them every 5 minutes. also penn charles's laugh is still contagious

[@carynplatt9790]

It's even more unpredictable when the teens help with the jokes! 🤣 For the time travel joke, maybe he went into the future instead of into the past! I love that you all have such good relationships with your kids!!!! Ever considered doing a book about raising kids??? 🤔

[@markswanson1985]

After a long day at work and dealing with staffing issues, I can always count on the Holderness Family to make me laugh and realize that there is so much more out there to be thankful for. Thank you for doing what you do. Please keep being awesome!

[@louissivo9660]

Love the relationship with your kids here. I liked how your daughter really drilled down on the time travel joke and found a hole in it. "But wait, we'd know about it then..." And your son figuring out the neiiigh-bor horse joke. Smart kids! Are your family meals this fun when you all sit down together? Next up, kids with mom for something equivalent.

[@MrsMuffin11]

the time travel joke didn't make sense to me. because if he went from the time before he told the joke to the time after he told it, he would know they didn't like it...or am I just crazy lol

[@louissivo9660]

I think that's the joke. The setup is, "I was going to tell you this time travel joke but you didn't like it, so I won't..." I think the daughter was thinking that wait, if you told us this in the past I would remember it now so...? Now that I think of it, I think I made a mistake or maybe Penn said it wrong. If he had a time travel joke (and he can do the same) it only works if he told them the joke in the future, they didn't like it, then he time traveled back before he told the joke and then told them, "I was going to tell you this joke but you didn't like it..." That explains why they didn't remember it. He hadn't told them it yet and would now not tell it. Of course I'm beating the humor out of this by over analyzing it. Lol. Or I could have missed the whole joke myself. Very possible. ;-)

[@MrsMuffin11]

@@louissivo9660 i meant it DID make sense to me lmao so sorry! yes that was the joke he traveled to the future THEN told the joke then traveled back in time haha

[@louissivo9660]

@@MrsMuffin11 Ha, okay this is getting funny. At least our exchange has us laughing. No time travel needed. ;-)

[@MrsMuffin11]

@@louissivo9660 lol right 🤣🤣

[@anniethompson8878]

Gosh I love you guys! Love seeing how Lola and PC have grown over the years! Your 2 are the same ages as my 2 and it's like they've grown up together. We've been watching you since you started almost. Love you guys so much!

[@cassieharmer1968]

Two things: 1) your kids are amazing! 2) Your entire family needs your own show - scripted comedy or reality, I’ll watch either or both!!!

[@blugreen123]

Lola's looking more like her mom every day! 🤗

[@rothoveb]

I thought for sure that the joke about the man falling into the upholstery machine was going to involve him getting stitches in some way. Really enjoy seeing the kids involved!

[@8Ayelet]

I LOVE seeing the kids respond to their Dad's jokes!

[@tabithathewholistic]

Lola's deep laugh was awesome 😆

[@BigCarl96]

OMG, Lola makes me feel old. She looks so grown up. Love these dad joke videos

[@TheGreatLKHS]

I love that "Can't Even" joke. I'm going to use it. 😆

[@laureng5421]

In my teenager voice “ummmmm no” lol

[@holdernessfamilylaughs]

😆😆😆

[@ozywomandius2290]

Lola schooling Dad on how time travel works 😂

[@handlingthehowards9543]

Penn reminds me so much of my dad. I love watching these videos. Miss my dad so much

[@laurajones6486]

Great to get a laugh or two so early in the morning. Sets the tone for the whole day. Thanks. You two smart good looking kids. I love when they decide to participate in these skits.

[@letitgrow1846]

The son is beginning to become the master with his knowing the Dad joke answers already.

[@carolannis9702]

A lot of those jokes were funny. Some of them were predictable, but still funny. It's cool that your son knee a couple of the answers. Your kids are funny too! They laughed so hard at these jokes, which was great! Thanks for sharing this video. Lola is growing up so fast! I can't believe how different she looks. Your son is growing up fast too! Where has the time gone? Anyways, thanks for sharing this video again. Take care!

[@handlingthehowards9543]

Anytime my kids and I get Laffy taffy we always have to read the jokes that are made up by little kids. Some of them are really cute and really funny.

[@thetoysofchildhood]

You all are so cute together!!🥰

[@zacharysiple629]

I learned this one recently, and I’ve told it a couple of times. We need a girl’s and boy’s name, so I’ll use John and Mary for the sake of telling the joke: John was a shy kid, but the school dance was coming up, so he decided to open up and ask someone to go. He decided to call his friend Mary. So, he waits, and waits, and waits. Finally, she answers, and she agrees to go. John and Mary decide to get a dress and tuxedo, and there is a long line at the clothing store. So they wait, and wait, and wait. Finally, they get their tuxedo and dress. Then they decide to get a corsage. So John calls a company that sells them. He waits, and waits, and waits, and finally he is able to order a corsage. To be fancy, they decide to call a limo. So John calls a limo company. He waits, and waits, and waits, and finally he is able to get a limo. The night of the dance comes, so John and Mary wait for the limo. So they wait, and wait, and wait, and finally the limo comes and picks them up. They arrive at school, and there is a long line to get inside. So they wait, and wait, and wait, and finally they get inside the school. Once they are inside, John and Mary have to use the bathroom. There is a line at the bathrooms. So they wait, and wait, and wait. Finally, they are able to use the bathroom. After she uses the bathroom, Mary gets thirsty and goes to get some punch. She goes to the punch table, and she’s relieved to find out… There is no punch line! :)

[@wendyzuckerman553]

Shaggy-dog story: 👍

[@thomastarwater2989]

Booooooo! Boooooo! Booooooooopoo!

[@zacharysiple629]

@@thomastarwater2989 Half the results are like yours, half of them like it. :)

[@bdbear10]

Love watching you guys laugh together!

[@WK_Jetz]

Ha Ha Ha! I'm laughing so hard! Amazing Video! We need some Mom Jokes from Kim!

[@holdernessfamilylaughs]

Glad we made you laugh

[@slosh177]

I loved the pirate joke, I got it right away but them laughing once it was explained was pure gold!

[@8Ayelet]

Yes!

[@NASCARZ333]

I spent most of the video trying to figure out the device sitting on the table. I thought it was a lighter, then one angle made me think taser. It wasnt until the end that I finally figured that it must be a 2 way microphone. I think the best part is when dad gets bummed because the kids knew the answer. Keep up the laughter!

[@ronwaters478]

Heehee. Me too ! Odd looking mic. I also noticed that they used two cameras on this one. One likely an iPhone.

[@justmeamara]

The contagious laughter is just so sweet!

[@koehnboy]

I asked my wise dog what 2 minus 2 was ? ...... He said nothing!

[@holdernessfamilylaughs]

good one!

[@katiemiller2062]

Hahaha! The time travel joke is supposed to go like this: “Do you want to hear a time travel joke? Never mind you didn’t like it.”

[@Photokapi]

As a dad to 5 with ages ranging from 22 to 13, these jokes are perfect. You and your children are adorable! As far as the lean beef joke goes, imagine hearing the following from a 5 year old (my nephew): What do you call a cow with 3 legs? -- Lean beef What do you call a cow with no legs? -- Ground beef What do you call a cow with 2 legs? -- Your Mom! And then he's dying on the floor laughing...

[@mariaedgar5003]

The jokes were silly and some funny but the best part was seeing them laugh! My favorite! Also to see how much the kids have grown, both are beautiful! Lola is gorgeous!!!!! I have a teenager, she is in 9th grade, and I see Lola and makes me think of my girl, boy they grow up fast!! Beautiful kids and of course…most fun dad!!!

[@sarshar9614]

“I can’t even” was my favourite

[@gypsybelle4757]

These were great!! Love the kids getting the jokes first. Y’all are the best!!

[@pinkpopsicle115]

Lola is beautiful!! She’s really grown up. What a sweet family!

[@odysseyflyer4017]

The fact that at 3:08 it took them that long to figure out it was neighhhhbor, makes it even funnier. Also.. Lola is so PRETTY!

[@RebekahFOnlineTeaching]

I think the reactions when you all got the jokes were better than the jokes itself.

[@TiredMomma]

Great way to start the morning, with good humor! 😂

[@hi1741]

Finally more dad jokes 🥳🥳

[@tinydancer7426]

The punching bag and the boxer joke ...... I was expecting "Hit me with your best shot ....."

[@WaiferThyme]

When Penn Charles had to explain the horse joke to Penn! 🤣🤣😂😂❤

[@zacharysiple629]

PLEASE do these more often! :)

[@kerrya3111]

My favorite family! Your kids are growing up so fast! I love how much they support you! 🥰💕

[@bluefroggy99]

I laughed at all of the jokes. I’m not sure if it was the jokes themselves or everyone’s reactions. Either way you made me laugh😊😂

[@AshFichter]

Ok I laughed out loud at the Adele joke. Trying that one at dinner tonight with the kids!

[@shaunah.creations9233]

They were great lol 😂 I love the dad jokes videos. Especially when the kids have to explain them to you like the neeeeighbor joke hahaha

[@Tracy.Leavitt.007]

Your such a great family! I love how much you love your kids!!!❤️

[@RainbowSunshineRain]

I'm glad to see the kids, I am missing them in your videos. ❤

[@soul2soul399]

Awe! They’re getting so big! Beautiful kids.

[@yaelfeder9042]

I’m going to tell the atom joke to my science professor😅

[@maryroberts589]

PC & Lola are growing up to be just as awesome as I would expect with Penn & Kim as parents! 💕💕

[@sandy-rr1by]

Your kids are gifted at humoring the old bag!!! They're funnier than the jokes!

[@mikemeyerphotopro]

OMG You guys are so funny :O As a Dad myself I love a good Dad joke. Keep em coming Penn :)

[@holdernessfamilylaughs]

I hope you got a few new ones to add to your repertoire 😁

[@mikemeyerphotopro]

@@holdernessfamilylaughs I sure did. I love the Adelle one ;)

[@lelandsprenger9491]

love the throwback, you guys are the best😂

[@ilovepickle]

Dad goals for sure!

[@kathyfritz9962]

Solid jokes! Especially the Adele one. Plus, great to see the kids, it’s been too long.

[@wesleysmith6018]

Got to love the family gig! Keep them coming!

[@wishingonthemoon1]

Love the hipster-pizza one 😂

[@cathrenriddler45]

Lola is looking so beautiful! And everyone is looking so happy! Thanks for sharing your lives with us!

[@dandeliondreamer3365]

Aww that was adorable they each remind me so much of mom and dad ❤️

[@claudiamiller7730]

Deadpan Reaction to the “recovered” joke from children of a generation who have never, ever had to sit on an itchy, newly re-upholstered couch or chair that was now Mom’s most prized possession. Plus…Lola’s voice is dynamite and Penn Jr is such a little brilliant guy! 💕

[@wendyzuckerman553]

😁 Penn Charles was pretty sharp with some of his responses!

[@melza822]

The time travel joke makes sense: you went forward in time, told them the joke, then went back in time again to tell them they didn’t like it.

[@MadTownMagnetFishingAdventures]

Love you guys!

[@elijahwalker2623]

How do you organize an outer space party? You PLANET

[@LokeshThakur]

lol man if my dad told these jokes id kick myself out of the house.

[@brandonhughes179]

Penn, Kim, y'all better watch out for Lola. She's turning into a complete doll and boys are gonna be coming after her hard!

[@oscarthomas9130]

Damn if old Lola ain't gettin' fine as wine girl !!!

[@kanyaetukudo9395]

PC whispers “Chicago Bears” 😂 😂

[@PlatinumMyst]

I love how now that they're older, they find the jokes slightly funnier. It's especially noticeable with Lola. Maybe she's just learned the skill of the pity laugh! LOL

[@mholtebeck]

I'm a high school teacher, so I know that age group well. I've been watching these videos since they were young children, and at some point post--covid I saw Lola become a confident young lady, who is able to think beyond themselves- and not in a condescending way. FTR- it's a skill that few people possess, but you can tell Kim and Penn raised great young adults.

[@Britney.J]

Oh my gosh! so fun. This is a great tradition. And such smart kiddos. :)

[@bridgetsingleton5564]

Was listening last night with my husband across the room. He was half paying attention and started laughing hysterically 😂 #dadofdadjokes

[@hilbeans06]

Here's one for you...someone threw a jar of Mayonnaise at me and I said what the Hellman.

[@carols-corner]

I have a lot of dreams where I’m either clothes-less or only have underwear on, and I’m trying to cover up or act like everything is fine (hahaha! No!). And lots of dreams that I’m in a play about to go on stage but I don’t know any of my lines, or that it’s the end of a semester and I’m going to fail because I forgot I was registered for a class and never attended… But I don’t think they’ve ever been combined. Regardless, I totally got the joke and thought it was great ☺️ How are your kids so darling and OLD?!?

[@debglab8791]

Those kids-AWeSoME!

[@michellemarie1197]

Omg the kids have grown so much!!!! also love that PC still has his laugh

[@janethays3408]

Great video! Wow! Lola has really becoming a beauty! She looks so grown up all of a sudden. You guys are doing such a great job with them.

[@tinaprice3497]

Lola has grown up so much. Such a gorgeous young lady. Love you all! Your family is amazing. Thanks for all the laughs.

[@dooter6024]

Lmfao I know EXACTLY where you got these jokes, because I just saved that article the other day for lunchbox notes for my kids 😆

[@barbmeyer3257]

Lola is quite a lovely young lady and you son is HILARIOUS!!

[@shawnmendrek3544]

Daughter has a good sense of humor. This is a sign of intelligence. Much like most of your family.

[@thepencilneedsclip]

I wish my family had this PUN ENTHUSIAST of humor like I developed I am dying from these jokes so hard I’m on the floor rn 😭😭 these jokes I can’t PEAR to listen to these I can’t stop laughing any S’MORES 😭😭🤣🤣🤣 your kids grew up so much :0

[@Patrick42567]

Good to see the kids again. We miss them.

[@elisasmith1609]

Your family makes me appreciate families... that may sound odd. But in my world I lost my dad years ago as a teen. Plus the families around me are broken and don't promote wholeness. Your family and the way you interact is a gift to the internet world 😊❤️

[@kraahk1928]

First time on this channel. Watching the reactions of your children, i can feel the love, balance an fun. A job well done. Congratulations and all the best.

[@MacDaddyRico]

Billy Bob and Bubba were sitting on Billy Bob's front porch when Bubba noticed the hound dog laying in the hot afternoon Sun, licking its nether regions... Bubba chuckled and said, "Gee, I sure wish I could do that!" Billy Bob replied in all seriousness, "Don't even try it, he'll bite you!"

[@Northfield7]

The dream joke was hilarious!

[@taphappyfeet]

A cow with two legs is lean beef. A cow with no legs is ground beef.

[@stephanier1336]

These are good. Thanks for the laugh!

[@RobinS.]

I'm feeling old. Your kids are growing up so fast! Funny jokes

[@rodlykins546]

Love the exam joke! 🤣