Are These the Worst Dad Jokes EVER?

Is Lola laughing because these jokes are funny or because her Dad is super lame? Here's a joke: Why did the belt go to jail? Guess you'll have to watch the video and find out. #dadjokes #laughchallenge #comedy
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The Holderness Family creates original music, parodies, and Vlogs for KZbin to poke fun of themselves and celebrate the absurdity in circumstances most families face in their day to day life. They published "Christmas Jammies" in December 2013 and life hasn't been the same. Since then, their popular parodies, "All About That Baste", "Baby Got Class," and original music "Snow Day" have received national news coverage. Penn, the Dad, took a chance and left his job as a news anchor to join his wife Kim, the Mom, at their video production and digital marketing company, Greenroom Communications, LLC. Lola and Penn Charles are always happy, respectful and eat all of their vegetables (that last sentence is a lie). Penn, Kim, Lola, and Penn Charles publish Vlogs and other nonsense to this channel as often as they can while remaining sane. Our viewers have become our family and we try our best to respond to comments.

[@ryankucera5330]

Doctor: Sir, I’m afraid your DNA is backwards… Dad: AND?!

[@rorygloudemans6549]

Sasquash Pickstock same

[@rorygloudemans6549]

Ryan Kucera lol

[@DavidPlass]

That one's in Part 2 :)

[@thegamingkid6374]

The joke is since it’s the word is DNA, it spelled backwards for “and”😂😂

[@customer5032]

😂

[@agent7861]

What rhymes with orange? No it doesn’t. That one was the best.

[@cupofcozy708]

I don't get the one 😬

[@thebrickbudds]

ShinyEvenWonderღ What Rhymes with Orange

[@agent7861]

ShinyEvenWonderღ It was intended as a question, like “What rhymes with orange?”, but the person took it as a statement, like “What rhymes with orange.” To which he responded with “No it doesn’t.” Because the word ‘what’ doesn’t rhyme with ‘orange’.

[@xxlillyxx3052]

porage

[@johnyoun1100]

Ya

[@cosmicb3]

I can’t stop laughing about the kidnapping at school....he’s fine he woke up 😂😂

[@DragonLuver44]

That was funny too.

[@deniscaron3939]

That was funny

[@allie7394]

Bex Barrett I like the same one

[@carriehill8601]

I thought this was hilarious

[@WeirdKids428]

I agree

[@morganthefae2641]

So the other day, I was at my hotel. And in the lobby, there were two chess masters. And they were bragging about past wins. They were chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer.

[@howardk6031]

Thanks

[@MorgaineRiddlePrince]

Christmas has come early

[@randomstuff-qu7sh]

The local newspaper was having a pun contest. I submitted 10 of my best, hoping to win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

[@elijahwalker2623]

I’m stealing that one! 😂😂😂

[@bubzilla6137]

Let's use the comments to share some of our favorites! I think I might be addicted to dough. I don't just want it, I KNEAD it! I have kleptomania but it's ok. When it gets real bad, I take something for it. I was driving to the airport to catch my flight when I saw a sign that said "Airport Left", so I turned around and went home. I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know. I got an email saying, "At Google Earth, we can read maps backwards!" And I thought... That's just spam. 😂 I have the heart of a lion... And a lifetime ban from the San Diego zoo. To the guy who invented 0- thanks for nothing! Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet... What did one Dorito farmer say the other Dorito farmer? Hey, Cool Ranch! What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick! I suppose this comment is long enough, probably too long. It's ok. If it makes even one person laugh, it's totally worth it. Have fun everyone!!!! Thanks again, Holderness family, for this awesome opportunity to laugh!!!! 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂

[@sheepie2465]

Bub Zilla this cracked a smile 😀

[@clydedawg4494]

The last one had me laughing!

[@uhhh3958]

My friend told me to stop imitating a flamingo... so i had to put my foot down. I told my sister she was drawing her eyebrows too high... she looked surprised.

[@bubzilla6137]

@@sheepie2465 Yay!!! 🙂🙂🙂

[@bubzilla6137]

@@clydedawg4494 Awesomeness!!! Lol! 🤨😂🤣

[@emilyjayne1125]

“Toaster these days do both sides” -Lola 2019

[@mikeeasley6670]

I laughed too loudly at that part, and my wife just shook her head.

[@HeyItsTyler478]

#genzquotes

[@Julian-xt1yb]

I read that as she was saying it in the video 😂😂

[@jcpartri]

I remember fondly my first job as a Mirror cleaner. My friends laughed at me, but it was something I could really see myself doing.

[@bigjohn08865]

I like that one

[@theostaschik6870]

The one with Captain Kirk and the left ear, right ear, and final frontier was actually funny.

[@theostaschik6870]

I love star trek

[@ikarikid]

And their not getting the joke made it hilarious

[@melanyancat5687]

I still don't get it 😬😅

[@mrsmack5808]

I was rollin😂

[@bigjohn08865]

What does Star Wars and tiolet paper have in common? Klingons

[@gamom1]

PC’s laugh is contagious..I love it I hope you keep it as a sound bite

[@vanessarivers6747]

What rhymes with orange. No it doesnt. I laughed TOO hard at that one.

[@WeirdKids428]

Same

[@RedRonFJB]

really?

[@kevinthesquid]

On the napping one, anyone else notice that the kids and Penn all got it at the same time xD

[@thatdragon]

One Of My Favorites. A man gets burned on his left side. The doctor says “There’s not much left.” The nurse says “It will be all right.”

[@robbymounce5764]

I do NOT often tell Dad jokes , but when I do, he USUALLY laughs!

[@lilystar5063]

Penn Charles: I don't get it but I'm laughing 😂

[@luciesnyder1022]

Who is watching this 2020?!?!

[@pandaplayz198]

Lucie Snyder me

[@peecola335]

Me

[@FirstnameLastname-pe3ky]

Who gives a fuck?

[@rorygloudemans6549]

Lucie Snyder me

[@t3ck3r]

Oct. 4,2020 and the Pandemic rolls on

[@kirstenrudd8424]

Ok. But why is Lola like, an adult now?? for real?!?!? 😭😭😭😭

[@teresahowick5197]

Kirsten Rudd I don’t know but I’m not ready! She looks like her mama!

[@fablewable5350]

Yesss

[@mikeilabiddle1757]

Was just thinking the same thing. Her voice has completely changed from the last time I watched a video, she sounds so much like Penn now! (the girl version, of course)

[@theemersonwatts]

I know right

[@joycecheong4308]

Everyone grows up girl even u

[@rmr1279b]

I love how when Penn starts to explain the joke, Lola is like "No, we got it, it just isn't that funny." lol

[@LaGuardiaCross]

The kidnapping one was clever and the pure idea of cannibals eating a clown is hilarious, even without the punch-line. If I EVER decide to do standup, I need Penn Charles in the front row.

[@damianzachariah3645]

I dont mean to be so off topic but does anybody know a tool to log back into an instagram account? I was dumb forgot the account password. I would love any tips you can give me!

[@felipevalentin5025]

@Damian Zachariah instablaster :)

[@joshuap7406]

I wasn't laughing because of the jokes - I was laughing because Penn (senior) was laughing.

[@aaronrogers8743]

How do you catch a unique animal? - You Neek up on it! How do you catch a tame animal? - Tame way you Neek up on it!

[@Lucy-ce7ep]

🤨

[@kkitzhaber]

Not gonna lie. I stole three of these jokes for my Sunday sermon. Got lots of groans.

[@claytonknudsen2510]

You are stealing for CHURCH?

[@weirdorangeyankabetch]

I hope it was the clown one!

[@ziasyphrit]

@@claytonknudsen2510 😂

[@johnyoun1100]

Oof

[@themaggattack]

@@claytonknudsen2510 The idea that churches don't steal- now THAT'S a joke! 🤣

[@renee2994]

I hope Penn and his kids always have this close bond

[@ashleyhickey1369]

Your sons laugh could make anyone's day it's infectious! Love your videos ! Keep the laughter coming !

[@smittyde]

I couldn’t decide which Asian food I wanted more, Japanese or Chinese. So, I just called it a Thai.

[@XaviWavey]

"What rhymes with orange?" Dad: "No it doesn't." I'm not a dad, but that one is hilarious.

[@micaberman307]

A waiter walks up to a man at a restaurant and asks, “do you wanna box for that?”. The man says “no but I will wrestle you for it”

[@Lucy-ce7ep]

😂

[@cliffyj5071]

That is probably one of most awesome family interactions I have ever seen!!!

[@robertemmons2260]

I love dads spending time with their kids, their time together is precious. My daughter and I have shared jokes with each other.

[@shravansrinivasan4982]

Why do you call an elephant that is ignored? Irrelephant.

[@BlackJackKittykat]

Hahhahahahhahaaaaa!!!!!

[@EndlessSummer888]

What does a farmer use to count his cattle? A cow-culator.

[@smeraarkalgud5703]

Lmao

[@benbuenen7378]

guilty of resisting arrest... best...joke...ever

[@peggyharris7849]

It started out so Dad-lame and by the end I was laughing so hard I was wiping away tears. 🤣🤣🤣

[@teresahowick5197]

Peggy Harris me too

[@cuanw]

Lola is such a mood

[@dsmyle8080]

Dad, I’m having an allergic reaction. We need to go to the hospital. Let’s not make any rash decisions

[@imaanchaudhry725]

Dad joke: Mountains aren’t just funny, they’re hil-areas.

[@offgridnorthwest]

The clown joke and the elephant joke were both funny because of the picture on the wall behind you. A big elephant and the word CIRCUS. LOL

[@whisperingeaglelanders2339]

He laughs so hard his face turns red and the his veins pop out!! He's hilarious...🤣

[@dsmyle8080]

Dad, I got hit in the head with a cola today. At least it was a soft drink

[@Lucy-ce7ep]

😂

[@sheem.2450]

😂😂😂 "does this taste funny to you??" Lol

[@blessedwithchallenges9917]

Laughing with your kids, regardless of how cool the jokes are, that's great!

[@eponymousjones6590]

With Dad jokes, and puns, a groan is as good as a grin!

[@maggiesegura8753]

Holderness Family my daughter and I were watching this and we were laughing so much. My daughter brought up the fact that your beautiful daughter actually looks a lot like Jennifer Lawrence. A lot of resemblance. Beautiful family. God bless.

[@gerarduspoppel2831]

Yes she does

[@lifethisside5712]

Such fun! I love how the giggles spread through dad to the kids...and somehow magically through the Internet to me and my family! Bravo!

[@YasuTaniina]

I'm just laughing at how hard they're laughing 😂

[@RealtyWebDesigners]

Adorable when the kids finally get a joke! The 'kid napping at school' - Love it!

[@aprilbreon6210]

To see Penn laughing so hard is the best part. :)

[@nettle7775]

The funny thing is is that Penn was cracking himself up way more than he was making the kids laugh...that explains a lot.

[@dsmyle8080]

Welcome to our restaurant. Do you have reservations? No, I’m pretty sure I want to eat here

[@MacaelasEqOfficial]

At first I was watching with content, but after the the kidnapping I was wheezing the rest of the way through. This was HILARIOUS. My request is more!

[@reneerozevink6029]

Thank you Holderness family for such great humor in times like these......

[@ashd7289]

I got one, why can't a t-rex clap his hands .... Them: there too short? No cause there extinct.. hahhah

[@zkarebear]

I love how the pile of phones in front of Penn just keeps growing.

[@whatever7326]

The Holderness Family has become a part of my new favorite watches. So funny and entertaining. Thank you. I've seen a few but realized I was missing out on so many more videos. Love it. Keep up the great work.

[@kathrynlayfield9599]

I just love the Holderness Family!!! All of you are so joyful! You make it possible to forget all the crazies out there! Penn, order us up a new recipe for just movin' on!

[@skylad27]

I went and told my family almost all of these. It took my brother a good 5 minutes for him to get the "kidnapping" one (with help by my parents to explain it) . By then it wasn't funny anymore. 😂😂💕

[@NatureArtist-tw1iq]

If a kid doesn’t sleep at nap time, is he resisting a rest? 😆😆😆😆

[@b.bailey8244]

the star trek joke and the kids' responses...and the school kidnapping rofl - and the cannibal joke is the best!

[@DavidDeelLoco]

Bless her heart. She keeps questioning why she's laughing. So cute.

[@albert214]

Outstanding. Just look at how funny you guys are being locked up together.

[@Rand_OmLoser]

I don’t always tell dad jokes.... but when I do, he usually laughs.

[@exinilda]

On my hard days I watch these and I laugh.. thank you Holderness family.. ❤️🙏

[@lindahurst7114]

This is truly what CONTAGIOUS LAUGHTER should feel like and we sure could use more of it!!😂🤣🤪love this family!!!❤️ lkh

[@MessoverOG]

😱The cannibal joke was awful to share with kids, yet I'm still laughing! 🤣

[@Qster1584]

Love Penn and Lola's father daughter relationship. LOL, Penn, I think Lola was actually laughing at you and not with you. Thank you for this video. Love seeing great family relationships.

[@savvy3tv632]

My parents’ friends were joking about how their oldest looks like she could be her brother’s mother, and my dad said “Yeah. I mean Savvy and I look so alike, I could be her father!” The other dad cracked up and gave my dad a high five. Me and the other teens just stared at him. 😒🤪

[@Southernblonde1310]

Why did the cowboy get a dachshund? . . Because he wanted to get along little doggy.

[@dr.r.k.shaffer555]

Yosemite Sam sang, oh I can't get along little doggie good I can't even get one that's small. I can't get along little doggie. I can't get a doggie at all!

[@mixibo]

This is proof that dad jokes can actually be funny!!!!

[@evabailey3860]

They didn't get the Star Trek reference! They didn't get it!

[@MaverickVersusEverything]

Thanks for bringing us along. Mav flips out when he watched. --Dadders

[@Sacredfire4Jesus]

How does the mathemachicken solve problems? ... with a cluckulator!

[@GigiHudnall]

My 17 year old tells "Dad Jokes" all the time. I can't wait to show him this video! I was laughing so hard, but it was because YOU were laughing so hard! And I love it when you have the kids in the videos!!!

[@cuttingkel]

Ya.. Anything to make Penn Jr laugh more! So Awesome! Ya can't help but laugh along!

[@landonhorton4419]

Penn: "Oh wait...I just got it!" Classic.

[@mjmiddleton370]

These are great! I'm a mom but I use the dad jokes. My husband just looks at me like your daughter does. 😂 My niece and I (we're close in age) send each other dad jokes all the time. Lol

[@user-ne8eu9ks3w]

I am mostly laughing because their laughter is contagious. May we contract laughter and not covid. Thank you 😊

[@aang3267]

Omg Lola's voice!!!!!!!!! She has grown up so much

[@PatricesProjects]

The jokes got better with each phone! Lol. Just like your daughter, I kept laughing because you were laughing!

[@dsmyle8080]

For fonts walk into a bar. The bartender says get out of here, we don’t serve your type

[@scostie]

Definitely the delivery, not the joke. And of course, the kids reactions.

[@EZequestrian88]

You know penn is out of breath when you see the vein on his forehead pop out! Ha!

[@pamelaJoyce384]

The Clown joke always gets me!

[@zanastrange1878]

🤣 It’s so delightful to watch your kids growing up & y’all laughing together over you very funny bad jokes

[@Jlauffen]

I think this turned into a video of non-stop laughter 😂

[@roberthix]

One of my favorite so far. I love dad jokes.

[@N1ghtxD4y]

What did the panda say, when he found out the bamboo he'd been eating was fake? "I've been bamboozled!"

[@xsiner]

Awesome I want to see the behind the scenes and bloopers.

[@odonovan]

WRONG! Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You take the turret. I'll drive!" 😁

[@rmlectronicsuk2410]

Lovely happy family. Best wishes from Holderness, UK

[@daycaremom13]

I know I've said it before, but PC's laugh is so contagious. He could make the lamest joke hilarious! Everyone was laughing so much I was just laughing along too. I love how Lola was like, " you're laughing way too hard at these jokes but I'm laughing because you're laughing". Thanks, I so needed that lighthearted video this morning!

[@martok2112]

What do you call a Disturbed Wookiee? Chew-BA-CA-CA-CA!!!!!

[@lucydespain4946]

You should totally make a part two!!!

[@arasartsandjewelry7647]

The best part was the contagious laughter between the three. It was adorable.

[@barbarachandler4430]

They were all good. I liked the elephant in a tree joke, I'm so glad I found you guys

[@DawnHarveyPenguin]

That was awesome! Needs a sequel. Or several :D

[@tombell7455]

The Holderness Family, more dad jokes please.

[@sean3371]

Title: Worst Dad Jokes Family: THESE ARE SO GOOD

[@miskamouska7694]

Why can't you eat a Wookie? . . . . . Because they're too chewy

[@anniethecat1046]

Haha 😆

[@mauricedorreboom5388]

Please adopt me! …. Please?What do you call a dog with no legs?Doesn't matter .... it doesn't come to you when you call it anyway.

[@hollybaird2402]

I just added these to my collection. Can't wait to tell them to my kids!

[@busmanocta]

did you hear about the spray of water that didn't catch the bus? i guess he "missed" it.

[@emr1408]

Lol the darth vader toast one reminded me of something, I have a toaster that prints darth vader into your toast, maybe thats how he likes his toast