HOLIDAY GIFT GUIDE 2017 : PART ONE

[@sambailor]

Aleks hates getting shit on his face... So James makes it a priority to put chocolate sauce on his face . Friendship

[@muhhamadavdol3781]

Sam Bailor Melted marshmallows on his face is Aleks' favourite pastime!

[@wonderbread6100]

Alex is a wuss, yells chill out after dousing james in milk.

[@TabbyVee]

i loved that part where Lindsey runs away with the cookie dough like a gremlin or something

[@batt3ryac1d]

Shes worked with them long enough to know when to get to a safe distance

[@alright7887]

4:15

[@dsi24]

probably the best tracking shot so far in cow chop history.

[@Cheepai]

Rewatching these every year at the appropriate times just to feel again...

[@fives-_-3129]

You gonna rewatch em this year?

[@evigvandrare]

We here again my dude.

[@Cheepai]

@@fives-_-3129 yep!

[@Cheepai]

@@evigvandrare Tis another year 😂

[@Cody9603]

Ahhh shit, here we go again.

[@Arias9501]

6:00 exact moment when Aleks throws the remaining ashes of his channel on James

[@kcesca]

Dude's been revived from the dead. He is streaming again!

[@Lazy_Godzilla]

You're not that bright

[@DeadpoolNJ]

Cookie predator

[@ZombieChrist265]

“Stop filming me dude, get a job” Haha

[@TheLewdOtaku]

Best joke theyve done in the past few videos tbh

[@iant6943]

let the man have his moment LewdOtaku

[@izzy2889]

LMAO

[@froggysimmer]

this aged poorly

[@ProRussianUSA]

Aleks looking like a final boss at the end.

[@davidigleniec2483]

he looks like sayaman

[@voodoo_soup]

He looks like soy Weapon-X

[@dingdongskie]

Asher’s sad face had me dying hahahahahaha

[@chelsea142]

I stop paying attention for 5 minutes and see Aleks turning into a fucking Jedi stoner

[@holdena]

Chelsea Aguilar you were just completely tuned out for 5 fucking minutes while watching a KZbin video? I don't think that's normal dude

[@jazz8000]

darth vaper

[@DuskLegend]

Haldoon a lot of these videos are so nonsensical they’re just background noise

[@kayqueue]

aleks has achieved his final form

[@fives-_-3129]

I like to watch these gift guides around the holidays every year, I really miss these guys

[@lucyhtml]

That Christmas outro was pretty cool :)

[@noahf711]

11:00 Aleks out here looking like the Great Saiyan Man

[@KaiserMattTygore927]

DBS needs to add Aleks as an arc villain.

[@stanleyknife888]

Daddy James looking like a whole meal

[@robertcampbell1994]

“ I don’t drink cold milk duuudd “ - Aleks

[@ImnotHarryStyles]

Yes it's bad to eat cookie dough raw, but did that stop me from eating an entire tray when i failed my calc final last semester? no.

[@eriksvensson2098]

I'm not Harry Styles lol failing calculus... Murican scrubs.

[@suspensixn2177]

Didn't stop me from eating ass

[@slaterisdead1757]

TMarks oh yeah daddy

[@fecal.matter]

This thread is cowchop embodied into 7 comments.

[@warboi5346]

you can only eat raw cookie dough if you didnt add any eggs i think

[@Your_bro_V]

This was basically a video of a typical fight between James and Aleks. XD

[@heyboi396]

It’s been a year already? What the fuck we are all soon dead

[@brycebrooks8484]

hey boi speak for yourself peasant, im immortal

[@heyboi396]

I see it when I believe it bish

[@heyboi396]

Bryce Brooks sweet lord have mercy

[@bendlajara5340]

I mean you're not wrong but it's still an oddly comforting yet morbid way to see it.

[@KennyHedgehog]

hey boi I sure hope so

[@skinnermclane4467]

"I legit look like I sell robot parts" ~ low key one of my favorite lines in all of Cow Chop. It comes out of nowhere but is so damn accurate. A beautiful little aside in a storm of chaos.

[@withcheeseontop4274]

I watched my dad, who was very drunk, eat the milk and cookies that I left out for Santa because he thought I was asleep.

[@goldengio6520]

WithCheese OnTop damn dude that's fucked up

[@MEXICANASSASSIN2]

I never believed in santa

[@MuffinCapBackBlue]

I saw my mom fuck Santa Claus up the ass with a mistletoe. Pretty hot I might add.

[@LXNESTRRR]

WithCheese OnTop I did that too but my parents were extra careful so they did everything once it was like 6am so I was always convinced

[@Sinatra301]

Very upset, strong of terrible days and each one gets worse. So I decided to watch aall the holiday gift guides and man its crazy how much its helped today ha....much love boys

[@ryman1933]

I want that suit for Christmas

[@Dapper_Games]

Yeah I didn't realize Don Cherry was the wardrobe director for Cow Chop

[@ryman1933]

Don Cherry rocks any design. He just don't give a fuck.

[@topicaloutcome4653]

Guinea you can get something similar at kohls

[@ryman1933]

I think I would be more embarrassed to be seen buying it then wearing it...

[@topicaloutcome4653]

Guinea lol

[@mattmikes4153]

"chill out dude" after blowing milk at James with a leaf-blower 😂😂😂

[@2011tmnt]

Wanna see a cool trick? *Milk*

[@hatthay997]

Alex Gabriel James’s fucking scream 💀💀💀💀💀

[@TheLumbologist]

Alex Gabriel 14:15

[@SilvoNathan]

Cowchop should be getting 1million views a video. Every video is gold.

[@desdelta]

Best edit in the whole video 4:15

[@jules6023]

Desdelta lmaooooo

[@idid69ok]

lmao i CC has the best editors

[@ReconGhostKiller]

“You wanna see a cool trick?” *needs to smoke after trick* It was good trick

[@nonsensicaldexm3387]

I mean I would need a smoke after getting creamed as hard as James got

[@AmesWow]

"They call me vape Vader" lol

[@VideoGameNord]

James sounding like a Home Alone antagonist at the end there with those screams.

[@SheriffWaffle]

"Not in other parts of the world, in other parts of the world it's just war." jesus christ aleks hahahaha

[@aicidash]

aleks was on point today

[@Cha1r]

This is honestly one of the best amazon's of this whole year, i almost cried with laughter at the milk spraying bit.

[@MissSchnickfitzel]

James be looking fancy af in this video

[@KennyHedgehog]

Rewatching and sobbing

[@mooncide_]

James is that suit though 👀🙏🙌💯

[@lucho4930]

😩👌💦🔥💯

[@necron7436]

in*

[@ethynrs9139]

UnovaTrainerWhite James is the suit?

[@djcm_223]

Is he?

[@ethynrs9139]

DJCM_223 I guess idk

[@sombra_rex1212]

Man got this on my home page a day after Christmas to both bring me cheer and make me sad by remind me of another time

[@connermikesell7743]

I think Aleks is high.

[@UnknowableHobo]

He’s ALWAYS high.

[@kellyobrien359]

Wow you must be a supr sleuth dud

[@sabrinaingersoll1070]

Conner Mikesell Yeah what's new?

[@Barturito]

He seems higher than usual

[@JoesGLI]

High on calories.

[@foxyspartan1777]

aww, this has felt the most Cow Chop as any video in a lil while. :D

[@luisramirez621]

3:50 Aleks did exactly what i was thinking he was going to do

[@DisAustin]

I'm so happy you guys aren't censoring yourselves to be family friendly. Respect

[@briclark7652]

3:08 Sexual predator Aleks strikes again

[@SaintSpice]

"You need to shave"

[@Cosmicabsolution]

14:05 I love moments like these where Aleks got his revenge against James lol

[@ayylmao5087]

"I had step sisters". *dresses up as an old Muslim man.

[@JerryFrappe]

Ayy Lmao I think he was trying to portray the way females wrap their hair in towels

[@ayylmao5087]

Jerry Frappuccino I know but he did an old like Arabic accent and walked around all hunched over lmao.

[@xXAscendingPhoenixXx]

Gamer Gamers Oh fuck off will you.

[@edwinleechuanhao]

Pretty sure you're jokin anyways but just in case you're not. The reason people state their religion when talking about somehow "offensive" shit is that they're implying that it's fine to keep talking about this, its all in good fun and I don't take offence to this anyways.

[@olivieero123456789]

This comment has me dying hahahahahaha

[@ayobrownie]

I still come back to this vid to this day, it’s hilarious, I love it, there are a lot of great bits in this, from “I’ve come to steal all your women,” to the milk blower, a CC Classic for sure.

[@seandonnelly3734]

Might be one of the best tricks I’ve seen

[@danurusursus]

14:20 Omg! James looks adorable using the teddy as a shield. I almost feel bad

[@DragokillaHD]

*It’s 4 days before Christmas...*

[@hantront]

3 days for some europeans

[@skeletor6874]

Fuck Europe.

[@recklessturtle7462]

Treh-Vor *eastern Europe and the uk

[@skeletor6874]

Whatever works for you bb

[@kraaft7298]

part one only

[@mrmotivational3994]

SKIP TO 3:00 TO SEE THE BEST GIFT ALEX GIVES JAMES (James loves it)

[@Kate-ro5qd]

i saw the chocolate syrup and immediately knew what was eventually going to happen

[@buubuufigs]

I love how James always lets whatever he drinks spill out of his mouth.

[@xEinjirux]

I love you Cow Chop, never change

[@mateyo2229]

I laughed Alex. I thought it was funny.

[@Cloobornius]

Marlon Galeano Who’s Alex?

[@Watermln]

I didn’t understand the joke

[@rodrigotkm8429]

thatsracist

[@thesandycc6332]

My boi fucked up after that vape

[@flamingjockeys]

2:38 I thought i was the only one who noticed that. It actually makes his smile look really nice.

[@brandonblakney6689]

Lol James screams like Marv from Home alone at the end LOL

[@burtonboard44]

I'm pretty sure Milk + Leafblower was the best thing I've ever seen.

[@Lewdo.]

Happy Holidays cowchop! 🐮

[@Comm__Bolt]

Baker here. Cookie dough is basically not good to eat because there is no efficient way to separate the wheat from bird poop/other animal droppings. So although it gets somewhat cleaned, the bacteria stay on it until they die from heat (making the dough into cookies) in an oven.

[@mysticblaze5034]

That's a bukkake done well

[@carlos5341-w2g]

This is honestly one of the best videos y’all made. It was entertaining all the way through the video.

[@renderinglegend5346]

Holy Christ this was a good video

[@Ashes1032]

Cow Chop is my favorite youtube channel.

[@Stu-pot]

5:50 - Looking back at this statement. It actually came true

[@blupeng37]

Water, fire, and now air. Cow chop is 1 element away from becoming the Avatar lololol

[@its_kuro]

This show is a fucking mess and I LOVE IT

[@thecritic3959]

The way James yelled bloody murder while getting doused in milk 😂😂😂

[@sweetypie2675]

Look at James rocking that Christmas suit. ;))

[@Thetruthiscosmic]

He looks mighty fine

[@alright7887]

if they ever break up I’m gonna cry

[@purpskurp2084]

Ive missed the wreckless cowchop like this

[@UwU-lo4dv]

Wreck has a w. Reckless does not. nt tho

[@levibrinkerhoff2450]

The vape bit is still one of my favorite bits on this channel. Whoever edited that is a genius.

[@CalebAFonte]

8:40 Was I the only one that died watching that?

[@HeJaJo]

I love this channel so much, i miss these days

[@csdrew22]

I'm sure I'm not the first to point this out but the reflection of the towel at 9:01 in Aleks' sunglasses is chroma keyed like the green screen backdrop.

[@Everm0r3]

This is by far the best KZbin channel.

[@rociomares7918]

4:15 had me dying

[@yatogod4292]

I'm crying. Aleks freaking whipped it out.

[@Falfool69]

Aleks I also laughed hard at your joke.

[@vixulpixelgames5728]

By far my favorite Cow Chop video to date

[@crust-ian]

U N G R A T E F U L A L E K S

[@Jake-og9lr]

the editing just gets better and better

[@iKobe1211]

you now...when the music is coming...shits gonna go down...poor james and his teddy bear

[@IamPaynus]

youtube doesnt pay enough for this quality content

[@CubanSandwich7]

They're totally gonna make a cookie dough fleshlight.

[@AetherBobo]

Am I the only one appreciating James’ suit overlapping the green screen and looking like some badass power up?

[@prestongarvey1572]

I come here for the entertaing people and content and I watch the rare ad who is Alex takeing a shoot at

[@Lechugachuga448]

The last time that Cow Chop content had me straight up laughing and not breathing for 10 minutes straight was when James used the syringes and squirt the juice right into Trevor's nose... The milk in this video had me dying for as twice as long. Thank you guys for making content so good, that I'd be fine with dying from not breathing when I laugh.

[@haterv6807]

Why does Aleks' nose look extra crooked in this vid

[@nicolasns1]

fist me nicolas c o c a i n e? also nice name

[@hatthay997]

Because his Chanel is dead

[@WiltedSnausage207]

11:30 Glad to see AbdulHD made an appearance!

[@squidz7806]

Did Aleks break his nose or something because I cannot focus

[@Thetruthiscosmic]

His nose did look extra fucked up. I think there's an intentional edit making it look warped, but with this channel it's impossible to tell edits and reality apart anymore.

[@zemasterze11]

Ikr, i can't pay attention to the video cuz his nose looks like Owen Wilson

[@nolmts1908]

he looks terrible tbh like the night before he was in a bar fight and had one too many shots on top of it and broke his nose

[@-Bert-]

I started dying when Aleks grabbed the milk gallon lmao

[@Rickskibbee]

Aleks got that *FUPA* game going.

[@MiamiChicken]

Never in my life did I think I would watch a man use a leaf blower to spray milk at another man while he screamed in agony for a solid 20 seconds. I can die happy now.

[@mightymouseftw4363]

11:00 Aleks looks like The phantom from Zohan lol

[@TheNavyboy333]

I love Aleks' "Chill Out Dude!!"

[@lafatyfej1]

13:56 Favourite Star Wars last jedi scene

[@Xiamat]

"Stop filming me dude, get a job" His face was priceless.

[@ForsbladMan]

Welcome to the most EXTRA channel on the planet.

[@MissZombunnie]

You can see how much effort James puts on his videos here and his own channel, especially in comparison to loads of other channels! Thank you James! Merry Christmas! :)

[@EliJayFly]

This video is fucking gold, I'm withdrawing like fuck and it still had me in stitches

[@ronangraham9389]

So much better when Aleks is there ❤️

[@Kuraanto]

Never noticed that Aleks had such a crooked nose.

[@A_Perez]

Ayye~ His sunglasses are slightly crooked.

[@bread406]

if i remember correctly he broke it in a freak ukulele accident involving a transformers mask, but hes since taken down the video

[@rryncubus]

The anticipation for the Christmas video is getting to me