Aleks hates getting shit on his face... So James makes it a priority to put chocolate sauce on his face . Friendship
@muhhamadavdol37817 жыл бұрын
Sam Bailor Melted marshmallows on his face is Aleks' favourite pastime!
@wonderbread6100 Жыл бұрын
Alex is a wuss, yells chill out after dousing james in milk.
@TabbyVee7 жыл бұрын
i loved that part where Lindsey runs away with the cookie dough like a gremlin or something
@batt3ryac1d7 жыл бұрын
Shes worked with them long enough to know when to get to a safe distance
@alright78877 жыл бұрын
4:15
@dsi247 жыл бұрын
probably the best tracking shot so far in cow chop history.
@Cheepai4 жыл бұрын
Rewatching these every year at the appropriate times just to feel again...
@fives-_-31293 жыл бұрын
You gonna rewatch em this year?
@evigvandrare3 жыл бұрын
We here again my dude.
@Cheepai3 жыл бұрын
@@fives-_-3129 yep!
@Cheepai3 жыл бұрын
@@evigvandrare Tis another year 😂
@Cody96032 жыл бұрын
Ahhh shit, here we go again.
@Arias95017 жыл бұрын
6:00 exact moment when Aleks throws the remaining ashes of his channel on James
@kcesca7 жыл бұрын
Dude's been revived from the dead. He is streaming again!
@Lazy_Godzilla7 жыл бұрын
You're not that bright
@DeadpoolNJ7 жыл бұрын
Cookie predator
@ZombieChrist2657 жыл бұрын
“Stop filming me dude, get a job” Haha
@TheLewdOtaku7 жыл бұрын
Best joke theyve done in the past few videos tbh
@iant69437 жыл бұрын
let the man have his moment LewdOtaku
@izzy28894 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@froggysimmer4 жыл бұрын
this aged poorly
@ProRussianUSA7 жыл бұрын
Aleks looking like a final boss at the end.
@davidigleniec24834 жыл бұрын
he looks like sayaman
@voodoo_soup3 жыл бұрын
He looks like soy Weapon-X
@dingdongskie7 жыл бұрын
Asher’s sad face had me dying hahahahahaha
@fives-_-31293 жыл бұрын
I like to watch these gift guides around the holidays every year, I really miss these guys
@lucyhtml7 жыл бұрын
That Christmas outro was pretty cool :)
@chelsea1427 жыл бұрын
I stop paying attention for 5 minutes and see Aleks turning into a fucking Jedi stoner
@holdena7 жыл бұрын
Chelsea Aguilar you were just completely tuned out for 5 fucking minutes while watching a KZbin video? I don't think that's normal dude
@jazz80007 жыл бұрын
darth vaper
@DuskLegend7 жыл бұрын
Haldoon a lot of these videos are so nonsensical they’re just background noise
@kayqueue7 жыл бұрын
aleks has achieved his final form
@noahf7117 жыл бұрын
11:00 Aleks out here looking like the Great Saiyan Man
@KaiserMattTygore9277 жыл бұрын
DBS needs to add Aleks as an arc villain.
@withcheeseontop42747 жыл бұрын
I watched my dad, who was very drunk, eat the milk and cookies that I left out for Santa because he thought I was asleep.
@goldengio65207 жыл бұрын
WithCheese OnTop damn dude that's fucked up
@MEXICANASSASSIN27 жыл бұрын
I never believed in santa
@MuffinCapBackBlue7 жыл бұрын
I saw my mom fuck Santa Claus up the ass with a mistletoe. Pretty hot I might add.
@LXNESTRRR7 жыл бұрын
WithCheese OnTop I did that too but my parents were extra careful so they did everything once it was like 6am so I was always convinced
@robertcampbell19947 жыл бұрын
“ I don’t drink cold milk duuudd “ - Aleks
@Your_bro_V7 жыл бұрын
This was basically a video of a typical fight between James and Aleks. XD
@skinnermclane44674 жыл бұрын
"I legit look like I sell robot parts" ~ low key one of my favorite lines in all of Cow Chop. It comes out of nowhere but is so damn accurate. A beautiful little aside in a storm of chaos.
@ImnotHarryStyles7 жыл бұрын
Yes it's bad to eat cookie dough raw, but did that stop me from eating an entire tray when i failed my calc final last semester? no.
@eriksvensson20987 жыл бұрын
I'm not Harry Styles lol failing calculus... Murican scrubs.
@suspensixn21777 жыл бұрын
Didn't stop me from eating ass
@slaterisdead17577 жыл бұрын
TMarks oh yeah daddy
@fecal.matter7 жыл бұрын
This thread is cowchop embodied into 7 comments.
@warboi53467 жыл бұрын
you can only eat raw cookie dough if you didnt add any eggs i think
@SilvoNathan7 жыл бұрын
Cowchop should be getting 1million views a video. Every video is gold.
@heyboi3967 жыл бұрын
It’s been a year already? What the fuck we are all soon dead
@brycebrooks84847 жыл бұрын
hey boi speak for yourself peasant, im immortal
@heyboi3967 жыл бұрын
I see it when I believe it bish
@heyboi3967 жыл бұрын
Bryce Brooks sweet lord have mercy
@bendlajara53407 жыл бұрын
I mean you're not wrong but it's still an oddly comforting yet morbid way to see it.
@KennyHedgehog7 жыл бұрын
hey boi I sure hope so
@Sinatra3012 жыл бұрын
Very upset, strong of terrible days and each one gets worse. So I decided to watch aall the holiday gift guides and man its crazy how much its helped today ha....much love boys
@stanleyknife8887 жыл бұрын
Daddy James looking like a whole meal
@Cha1r7 жыл бұрын
This is honestly one of the best amazon's of this whole year, i almost cried with laughter at the milk spraying bit.
@MissSchnickfitzel7 жыл бұрын
James be looking fancy af in this video
@ayobrownie3 жыл бұрын
I still come back to this vid to this day, it’s hilarious, I love it, there are a lot of great bits in this, from “I’ve come to steal all your women,” to the milk blower, a CC Classic for sure.
@ryman19337 жыл бұрын
I want that suit for Christmas
@Dapper_Games7 жыл бұрын
Yeah I didn't realize Don Cherry was the wardrobe director for Cow Chop
@ryman19337 жыл бұрын
Don Cherry rocks any design. He just don't give a fuck.
@Mimik-yu7 жыл бұрын
Guinea you can get something similar at kohls
@ryman19337 жыл бұрын
I think I would be more embarrassed to be seen buying it then wearing it...
@Mimik-yu7 жыл бұрын
Guinea lol
@VideoGameNord7 жыл бұрын
James sounding like a Home Alone antagonist at the end there with those screams.
@2011tmnt7 жыл бұрын
Wanna see a cool trick? *Milk*
@hatthay9977 жыл бұрын
Alex Gabriel James’s fucking scream 💀💀💀💀💀
@TheLumbologist7 жыл бұрын
Alex Gabriel 14:15
@foxyspartan17777 жыл бұрын
aww, this has felt the most Cow Chop as any video in a lil while. :D
@AmesWow7 жыл бұрын
"They call me vape Vader" lol
@sombra_rex1212 Жыл бұрын
Man got this on my home page a day after Christmas to both bring me cheer and make me sad by remind me of another time
@SheriffWaffle7 жыл бұрын
"Not in other parts of the world, in other parts of the world it's just war." jesus christ aleks hahahaha
@aicidash7 жыл бұрын
aleks was on point today
@HeJaJo4 ай бұрын
I love this channel so much, i miss these days
@luisramirez6217 жыл бұрын
3:50 Aleks did exactly what i was thinking he was going to do
@DisAustin7 жыл бұрын
I'm so happy you guys aren't censoring yourselves to be family friendly. Respect
@Kate-ro5qd7 жыл бұрын
i saw the chocolate syrup and immediately knew what was eventually going to happen
@ReconGhostKiller7 жыл бұрын
“You wanna see a cool trick?” *needs to smoke after trick* It was good trick
@nonsensicaldexm33876 жыл бұрын
I mean I would need a smoke after getting creamed as hard as James got
@KennyHedgehogАй бұрын
Rewatching and sobbing
@carlos5341-w2g7 жыл бұрын
This is honestly one of the best videos y’all made. It was entertaining all the way through the video.
@mattmikes41537 жыл бұрын
"chill out dude" after blowing milk at James with a leaf-blower 😂😂😂
@levibrinkerhoff24506 жыл бұрын
The vape bit is still one of my favorite bits on this channel. Whoever edited that is a genius.
@seandonnelly37347 жыл бұрын
Might be one of the best tricks I’ve seen
@Lechugachuga4487 жыл бұрын
The last time that Cow Chop content had me straight up laughing and not breathing for 10 minutes straight was when James used the syringes and squirt the juice right into Trevor's nose... The milk in this video had me dying for as twice as long. Thank you guys for making content so good, that I'd be fine with dying from not breathing when I laugh.
@sweetypie26757 жыл бұрын
Look at James rocking that Christmas suit. ;))
@Thetruthiscosmic7 жыл бұрын
He looks mighty fine
@MissZombunnie7 жыл бұрын
You can see how much effort James puts on his videos here and his own channel, especially in comparison to loads of other channels! Thank you James! Merry Christmas! :)
@desdelta7 жыл бұрын
Best edit in the whole video 4:15
@jules60237 жыл бұрын
Desdelta lmaooooo
@Breadandbuttah7 жыл бұрын
lmao i CC has the best editors
@ItzRetz7 жыл бұрын
One of my absolute favorite videos from The Creature days was the Secret Santa thing you guys did every year, I would love to see something like that happen in CowChop.
@mooncide_7 жыл бұрын
James is that suit though 👀🙏🙌💯
@lucho49307 жыл бұрын
😩👌💦🔥💯
@necron74367 жыл бұрын
in*
@ethynrs91397 жыл бұрын
UnovaTrainerWhite James is the suit?
@djcm_2237 жыл бұрын
Is he?
@ethynrs91397 жыл бұрын
DJCM_223 I guess idk
@Chezzraa7 жыл бұрын
Cow Chop... quite literally nearly killed me xD James & Aleks are my favs on youtube and to have them onscreen at the same time is pure gold... tears sweat pain in the abdomen ffs Merry bastard Christmas everyone xD omg
@xEinjirux7 жыл бұрын
I love you Cow Chop, never change
@burtonboard447 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure Milk + Leafblower was the best thing I've ever seen.
@Cosmicabsolution5 жыл бұрын
14:05 I love moments like these where Aleks got his revenge against James lol
@Comm__Bolt5 жыл бұрын
Baker here. Cookie dough is basically not good to eat because there is no efficient way to separate the wheat from bird poop/other animal droppings. So although it gets somewhat cleaned, the bacteria stay on it until they die from heat (making the dough into cookies) in an oven.
@Lewdo.7 жыл бұрын
Happy Holidays cowchop! 🐮
@verbalgambit53357 жыл бұрын
Damn guys, that’s some quality content! That’s all I need in 2018 to make that year Bearable ;) Merry Christmas !!
@prestongarvey15727 жыл бұрын
I come here for the entertaing people and content and I watch the rare ad who is Alex takeing a shoot at
@AetherBobo7 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one appreciating James’ suit overlapping the green screen and looking like some badass power up?
@connermikesell77437 жыл бұрын
I think Aleks is high.
@UnknowableHobo7 жыл бұрын
He’s ALWAYS high.
@kellyobrien3597 жыл бұрын
Wow you must be a supr sleuth dud
@sabrinaingersoll10707 жыл бұрын
Conner Mikesell Yeah what's new?
@Barturito7 жыл бұрын
He seems higher than usual
@JoesGLI7 жыл бұрын
High on calories.
@buubuufigs7 жыл бұрын
I love how James always lets whatever he drinks spill out of his mouth.
@DragokillaHD7 жыл бұрын
*It’s 4 days before Christmas...*
@hantront7 жыл бұрын
3 days for some europeans
@skeletor68747 жыл бұрын
Fuck Europe.
@recklessturtle74627 жыл бұрын
Treh-Vor *eastern Europe and the uk
@skeletor68747 жыл бұрын
Whatever works for you bb
@kraaft72987 жыл бұрын
part one only
@Chrispycrunch7 жыл бұрын
Whoever did the edit of the lightsaber, I appreciate you, that was amazing
@mrmotivational39947 жыл бұрын
SKIP TO 3:00 TO SEE THE BEST GIFT ALEX GIVES JAMES (James loves it)
@LeviBrinkerhoff7 жыл бұрын
This is the funniest episode I've seen in a while. loved it. the editing was on point. "mista bond, james bond" killed me.
@csdrew227 жыл бұрын
I'm sure I'm not the first to point this out but the reflection of the towel at 9:01 in Aleks' sunglasses is chroma keyed like the green screen backdrop.
@danurusursus6 жыл бұрын
14:20 Omg! James looks adorable using the teddy as a shield. I almost feel bad
@briclark76527 жыл бұрын
3:08 Sexual predator Aleks strikes again
@SaintSpice7 жыл бұрын
"You need to shave"
@kikin12v17 жыл бұрын
please make amazon prime longer guys its what i expect the most. love you guys
@brandonblakney66897 жыл бұрын
Lol James screams like Marv from Home alone at the end LOL
@gundamcollector777 жыл бұрын
wow the green screen going throw James's suit like that actually looks really cool
@renderinglegend53467 жыл бұрын
Holy Christ this was a good video
@MyBradHabits7 жыл бұрын
Hey guys... I’m here to confess that it has taken me way to long for me to start following you guys over here at Cow Chop. I used to follow Nova when he was on the creature squad and stopped watching when they split... you guys are fucking hilarious! You guys/girls are doing a great job here at Cow Chop keep up the good work! :)
@thesandycc63327 жыл бұрын
My boi fucked up after that vape
@OgSauce237 жыл бұрын
You know what'll be the best gift of all? If Aaron popped up and gave gifts to all
@ayylmao50877 жыл бұрын
"I had step sisters". *dresses up as an old Muslim man.
@JerryFrappe7 жыл бұрын
Ayy Lmao I think he was trying to portray the way females wrap their hair in towels
@ayylmao50877 жыл бұрын
Jerry Frappuccino I know but he did an old like Arabic accent and walked around all hunched over lmao.
@xXAscendingPhoenixXx7 жыл бұрын
Gamer Gamers Oh fuck off will you.
@edwinleechuanhao7 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure you're jokin anyways but just in case you're not. The reason people state their religion when talking about somehow "offensive" shit is that they're implying that it's fine to keep talking about this, its all in good fun and I don't take offence to this anyways.
@olivieero1234567897 жыл бұрын
This comment has me dying hahahahahaha
@AzureFusion47 жыл бұрын
I can't believe it's been a whole year already. I remember watching last year's one.
@mateyo22297 жыл бұрын
I laughed Alex. I thought it was funny.
@Cloobornius7 жыл бұрын
Marlon Galeano Who’s Alex?
@Watermln6 жыл бұрын
I didn’t understand the joke
@rodrigotkm84294 жыл бұрын
thatsracist
@Ashes10327 жыл бұрын
Cow Chop is my favorite youtube channel.
@purpskurp20847 жыл бұрын
Ive missed the wreckless cowchop like this
@UwU-lo4dv7 жыл бұрын
Wreck has a w. Reckless does not. nt tho
@Everm0r37 жыл бұрын
This is by far the best KZbin channel.
@rociomares79187 жыл бұрын
4:15 had me dying
@flamingjockeys7 жыл бұрын
2:38 I thought i was the only one who noticed that. It actually makes his smile look really nice.
@CubanSandwich77 жыл бұрын
They're totally gonna make a cookie dough fleshlight.
@MiamiChicken7 жыл бұрын
Never in my life did I think I would watch a man use a leaf blower to spray milk at another man while he screamed in agony for a solid 20 seconds. I can die happy now.
@its_kuro7 жыл бұрын
This show is a fucking mess and I LOVE IT
@jakehall447 жыл бұрын
easily the funniest Cow Chop video I've seen in a while.
@Falfool697 жыл бұрын
Aleks I also laughed hard at your joke.
@vixulpixelgames57287 жыл бұрын
By far my favorite Cow Chop video to date
@mysticblaze50347 жыл бұрын
That's a bukkake done well
@Jake-og9lr7 жыл бұрын
the editing just gets better and better
@CalebAFonte7 жыл бұрын
8:40 Was I the only one that died watching that?
@yatogod42927 жыл бұрын
I'm crying. Aleks freaking whipped it out.
@Stu-pot6 жыл бұрын
5:50 - Looking back at this statement. It actually came true
@rryncubus7 жыл бұрын
The anticipation for the Christmas video is getting to me
@iKobe12117 жыл бұрын
you now...when the music is coming...shits gonna go down...poor james and his teddy bear
@alright78877 жыл бұрын
if they ever break up I’m gonna cry
@squidz78067 жыл бұрын
Did Aleks break his nose or something because I cannot focus
@Thetruthiscosmic7 жыл бұрын
His nose did look extra fucked up. I think there's an intentional edit making it look warped, but with this channel it's impossible to tell edits and reality apart anymore.
@zemasterze117 жыл бұрын
Ikr, i can't pay attention to the video cuz his nose looks like Owen Wilson
@nolmts19086 жыл бұрын
he looks terrible tbh like the night before he was in a bar fight and had one too many shots on top of it and broke his nose
@blupeng377 жыл бұрын
Water, fire, and now air. Cow chop is 1 element away from becoming the Avatar lololol
@ForsbladMan7 жыл бұрын
Welcome to the most EXTRA channel on the planet.
@MissIchigo117 жыл бұрын
I think if i wasn't ill I could of died of laughter in the last scene , especially from James' screams
@EliJayFly7 жыл бұрын
This video is fucking gold, I'm withdrawing like fuck and it still had me in stitches
@red5fly7 жыл бұрын
Aleks looking in the mirror with the chinese music playing was a life-changing experience.