HOLIDAY GIFT GUIDE 2018 : PART TWO

[@chillytoes]

Every episode of cowchop becomes a Viscera Clean up Detail level

[@reavercity568]

@Matt B relax

[@Proffa666]

Matt B Yes, totally. That was the only reason.

[@Pepsihaxorism]

@Matt B Showed up significantly late to work every single day as well as being late to shoots and missing important flights. He also had a bad attitude that would bring everyone else down. They said he was depressed and hated LA which was part of the reason they fired him: they wanted him to go back to Colorado so he could be happy.

[@chillytoes]

@@Pepsihaxorism i didn't know he was fired really? I thought his internship ended

[@Pepsihaxorism]

@@chillytoes Yes he was fired. They had a whole CCTV dedicated to talking about it called "Au Revoir Asher" but they took it down a week or so later because of concerns it would prevent him from getting future jobs. He was never an intern actually. He was a full time editor. As far as I know the only main member of CC that used to be an intern for them is Alec.

[@JasonDuhKid]

Aleks saying he replaced sp00n was very unexpected

[@xlr8is2fast]

Top 10 anime betrayals

[@Irongiantman007]

Did somthing recently happen

[@ToriKo_]

JasonDuhKid could you explain?

[@CadillacDeVilledElegance]

@@theundedkiller hello?

[@takahashiz5786]

Tori Ko Old member of “C-word” named Spoon, he’s the horse guy

[@FIndie-vw8pm]

I like how daddy brett watches his kids play with each other.

[@JasonDuhKid]

Brent's elf voice will haunt me and my dreams forever

[@MickeyGeezz]

Its awful but i kinda like it???

[@candypinknico7356]

what about his elf shoe covers on his combat boots

[@LilithHatesItHere]

Who the fuck is Brent?

[@dalegribble2620]

Kinda sounds like flap jack lol

[@Neifish]

@Dylan Stewart they must be blind to think that Brett looks like the fattest racist most alcoholic man alive, Burnt Chrysler. I swear dude.

[@ZannusiSmoke]

Is Brett just sitting there overseeing them, so that no one starts a fire or something?

[@CadillacDeVilledElegance]

Yep

[@henkilepsilon6396]

Considering several episodes have ended in a fire, that's probably something their landlord now requires.

[@em_birch]

@@henkilepsilon6396 All things considered, they must be pretty chill if they KNOW what shit goes on in there and haven't kicked them out. :p

[@RexYoutube]

I say he’s just on break lmao

[@zooparty1257]

17:01 Both sides of my brain trying to solve the same problem

[@BigZeke9]

17:02 this perfectly represents who James and Alek are individually

[@jaykobey4112]

Freddy hitting James in the nuts could not have been more perfect

[@DismayingAxe]

I love how James' hair gets more and more frizzy as the video goes on lmao

[@vanessaramirez4260]

Zachery Weaver ykygvvy gh çz

[@YoramBrizuela]

jesus christ that sponsor segment was the best of all the video lmao

[@Mysticfateee]

Gonna have to disagree and say James getting hit in the nuts was

[@slipalongtobascus99]

That nutshot was a thing of beauty!

[@therandomguy231]

what made it extra special was the fact he said it was a cursed item..

[@Mysticfateee]

That shit was hilarious

[@DeadpoolNJ]

It hit me in the dick...it hit me in the dick

[@jbcool]

with brett in the background laughing

[@halfb8bel]

I've been stuck on this part for at least 20 minutes. It's too funny 😂😂😂

[@aDarkLabel]

Fan Theory: None of these Cow Chop members truly exist, except Brett. He's actually in a abandoned shed right now. He knows none of this is real, but he'd rather sit and watch his madness unfold. Sometimes even finding bliss or happiness in his small moments of incredibly intense dementia. Long live the Cow.

[@Koumoricchi]

This video was really funny, I truly felt the holiday vibe. I can't wait to buy some of these same items to my own daughters and crippled dog.

[@CadillacDeVilledElegance]

is that your crippled dog in your pfp

[@user-gu6qb9mt2q]

dude what if i shaved my cat

[@Why_It]

Damn, Aleks really getting that drunk uncle look.

[@windolite]

drunkle

[@rainbowkiddi6215]

when that freddy toy started playing the creepy ass music notice brett just start smiling immedietly :DDD

[@Sigma-tty]

When she touches your leg for the first time 11:52

[@Mafoohy]

SigmaOmega3 😭😭😭😭

[@TH3G3RM4NGUY]

10:00 James: *talking about amazon items* "You can't really plan for it" 10:43 *Smashes the toy with a hammer propelling a piece at his nuts*

[@RexYoutube]

19:54 omg the way alex leaves

[@VanillaManderville]

As someone who used to deal with little girls screaming about pikmi pops on a daily basis, watching James toss his against the wall was downright cathartic.

[@lucidmemer4456]

6:08 this is why aleks is my favorite. I remember watching nova and spoon play deathrun on Garry's mod way back 5 years ago, god damn time flies

[@TayIAm]

5:25 “ew... i’ve never seen that face”

[@TheOdd]

2:05 Brett is so proud of his children

[@MANA98]

18:50 1. Aleks felt that 2. James is ready to be a dad

[@gabuks1]

Thank you James and Ellen! very good gift guide for this holiday season!

[@janepettibone4648]

18:48 I like this lecture from papa James. I like hearing him talking about bonding for a moment before he starts complaining about Aleks lowering the monetization value of this video.

[@wombit]

Literally just finished watching part one.

[@TheGrimStride]

The part at the end when Aleks fell to floor, says “Uh”, and walks away killed me

[@Shirroyd]

I love the use of the coffin as a set stand 16:31 and I love Aleks and his little brother

[@luke5249]

It actually pained me to see fortnite written on that monopoly game

[@wooaahh23]

The biggest joke of it all is that it says 13+ on it. If they really wanted to advertise it, it should say for ages 7 - 13.

[@em_birch]

It amazes me what they'll slap on those Monopolies. There's even a Golden Girls themed one. XD

[@fawnrot]

@@wooaahh23 Apparently statistics say that ages 0-18 only make up 24% of Desktop players. www.businessofapps.com/data/fortnite-statistics/ , and besides, Fortnite is market as 12+ anyway.

[@fawnrot]

My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic Edition monopoly is better.

[@lucasfranks6150]

Pre-Pubescent Brett and aleks and James looking like every home alone Criminal combined by the end of the video was the best Christmas gift I could have asked for 😂

[@majr2248]

This feels like old cow chop

[@gachibass3812]

btw this was a awesome vid, reminded of the earlier collabs and the reason why I subbed

[@CaptainUsopp118]

exactly

[@ShoonKairu]

DAMN IT JAMES, I WAS EATING 7:10 you made me blow noodles all over my keyboard!

[@thomashvizda9000]

youve heard of elf on the shelf, now get ready for brett on the toilet

[@shelbysupersnake101]

It's supposed to rhyme you fucking idiot

[@thomashvizda9000]

brETT and toilET dont rhyme? are you illiterate?

[@temmink2012]

If you pronounce it like a normal human Being it doesnt rhyme. Aka it doesnt work

[@shelbysupersnake101]

@@thomashvizda9000 you're the illiterate one lol. Just because it ends in the same letters doesn't mean it rhymes.

[@marshallbowdrie8562]

@@thomashvizda9000 doesn't fucking rhyme

[@11thWonderCinema]

2:04 It's like James is the mini boss before you fight Brett

[@CoolMoon]

My Christmas wish is that Alec won't leave.

[@SharpieElectricity]

From my understanding, Alec was hired to be full time so it's a Christmas miracle

[@captainkriptonite9461]

I laughed so hard through this all. Even in the ad, I loved how Brett's voice sounded as the elf. I loved the whole episode!!

[@EsmeeHulskamp]

One of the best ad reads in cow chop history so far

[@chrisbentelog8400]

17:35 I thought the crab rave music would play

[@no_rom780]

by far the best ad read of the year lol

[@Trabasi]

19:58 that moan is everything

[@FishPit]

@moon man More like Moan man. AmIrite?

[@daowec2]

Can you make a vid where james and alex just throw liquids at each other and first to be uncomfortable loses

[@Aephyn64]

Aleks would lose so damn fast

[@daowec2]

@@Aephyn64 I know and I would still love it.

[@someoneslick991]

I love how Brett just sits observing and shaking his head in agreement/disagreement the whole episode ahaha x

[@SentrySqaud]

Was that flapjack conducting that ad read?

[@zer0746]

I love this channel mostly because they make their ad reads entertaining, unlike every other channel that just reads off some boring shit. Much love bros

[@jd1790]

Brent’s elf voice sounds like Flapjack from the marvelous misadventures of flapjack

[@00Discourse00]

Legitimately fantastic episode, loved how genuine and passive aggressive/mischievous Aleks's revenge was, great ad read premise and execution by Brett, and James's setups' world class " *drinks* You pissed me off". Nice exit, Aleks. Remember lads, ya'll don't need all the elaborate or expensive shit, you only need a good bit, and the right execution.

[@AgeOfSynn]

10:41 Now how the hell did James manage to do that?

[@ghostisblack]

Loved this years gift guide, was hilarious. Love you all, have a merry ChristMas!

[@benderrodriguez1616]

Clicked faster than I fell to the ground at birth.

[@cowpeacelover]

this video is going to become "one of the many turning points of why Aleks left cowchop"

[@charlesbarkson]

3:10 its moment like these that remind me of why I keep coming back to this channel.

[@MrPingn]

Seeing Brett pleased by the improvised sock/bottle weapon James created warms my heart. Speaking of Brett I don't wanna know how he found that elf voice.

[@RR-xf9th]

I love the intense oddness of this episode

[@prollybaddps98]

10:06 I love when brett smiles XD

[@McBummly]

That 5 dollar shave club ad just made me instantly buy it. Thank you elf Brett.

[@AberrationPenchant]

best cow chop ad so far tbh

[@dren8346]

This is classic Cow Chop just James and Aleks fucking around with shit throwing it at each other and breaking it LOL

[@Epicginge19]

bretts elf charecter was so jokes i want him to do it more and james really took a hit a straight rocket to the nuts 😂

[@ToriKo_]

I don't know how you make me laugh so much CowChop

[@WildWombats]

Elf Brett, if you close your eyes, sounds like an anime english dub character.... i love it lol

[@jonick411]

Good to see Flapjack is really feeling into the holiday spirit with that Elf costume

[@catalyst9808]

6:08 Oooof.... RIP Sp00n 🥺🥺🥺🥺

[@RedllineRolla]

The elf on the shelf 😂😂😂

[@SuperSpiritfilled]

Nice to see how much the tone in these videos have changed in 2 years (It hasn’t)

[@timothywhowho4147]

The lord is pleased at 2:05

[@Cytho0_0]

10:42 nut shot 🤣

[@TayIAm]

an absolute beaut 😂😂

[@hammies.]

The planets aligned for that one

[@jaydisarray3602]

Holy shit it snipped him

[@lucidmemer4456]

Oof put on .25 speed for optimal pain

[@callumgrennan6616]

Best sponsor bit yet

[@Fibroe]

So glad kootra could be part of this episode!

[@Whalians]

7:38 look at alex he knew it was gonna be trash 😭

[@TheChibiPlaya]

6:22 James realization of the joke had me dead

[@argentumlunaris]

I'm crying with laughter. Thanks guys

[@danielfrancis5356]

Yesss! Happy holidays Cowchop!

[@yoliamparo18]

Brett sitting on the throne in the background is a mood 👏🏽

[@darkbrisco]

Brett sitting on his throne laughing at misfortune like cowchop shao kahn. Cow Kahn.

[@indigo4732]

"You don't have to say the price out loud...."

[@STGGamings]

Aleks was giving me Jordan vibes in this one with that hat. lol Good video guys!

[@BalgothTheVile]

I love how well put they look at part 1 Part 2 they look bad af lmaO

[@vortex1790]

Best.Dollarshaveclub.Ad.Ever

[@patheticcliches]

I love you guys so much. Thank you for this amazing treat. Hope you have a great Christmas!

[@miniwolfearts]

6:18 SP00NNNNN RRRREEEEEEEEE

[@internetnobodies4187]

Aleks and James be looking like the drunk uncles at a Christmas party

[@TheNetworkGenius]

Brett is obviously the king of Cow Chop and has ordered his jesters to put on a show

[@jwtn922]

The Eric Andre transition just might be the best cow chop edit yet

[@47thRONIN]

Bro why isn’t anyone commenting about how Brett’s elf voice sounds exactly like flapjack

[@ericsurage1823]

5:25 when u open your christmas gift and it breaks right out the package

[@jeremynickol3061]

When you fall and try to be over dramatic as a kid 19:59

[@zombiedamageri]

the pure insanity of videos like this make me extremely fucking happy.

[@psarthex7652]

Best sponsor skit ever btw

[@jonick411]

I demand to have an ASMR video with Brett talking like that. My GOD that shit was hilarious

[@jammyladd]

Elf Brett could easily be a kids TV character!!! 😂

[@emi_mono]

I think cow chop has mastered the art of horror with their recent christmas episode.

[@Theultimatedoughboy]

Nightmare Before Christmas theme was a nice touch.

[@TheEPI6]

I love James’ baby hairs

[@jlzer0YT]

I love the return of the milk gag from last year

[@SpaceFlye]

Cow Chop knows best when it comes to paid promotions. 🎅

[@terminator499]

That is the best ad I have ever seen.

[@CaptainUsopp118]

7:03 is Brett dead or did he finally gone mad ?

[@zeellama]

Elf Brett is straight up nightmare fuel.

[@Voobus]

I'm very glad I was stoned for this. Great video.

[@Naminegir]

Same