Hollywood Handbook Teaser Freezer: Don Jon

[@greatesthit]

Blankies assemble

[@refoliation]

Scoop troop, stand down. They are ok.

[@pbnews78]

Commenting now that the Funchy Bunks are blowing up again.

[@sam5389]

"She caught me watching porn." "That's it?" "Right?" "OHHHHHH!!!!"

[@MrsSnoreJuice]

why did that guy change his mind so fast?!?!?!

[@mileshiphopkins2860]

OHHH!

[@refoliation]

Right?

[@evilnewwargod]

it's very scary!!

[@evilnewwargod]

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

[@mistersippi2945]

As a real guy can I just say how much I appreciate JGL going out on limb to get this movie made? Let’s face facts here people. Movies don’t focus on men enough anymore. As we all do the only things to care about are: Our bodies: Working class people always have time for the gym. Our pad: We all love our man caves right guys! Our family: They wouldn’t be here without us! The Boys: I love it when my diverse crowd of friends encourages me to have sex with chicks. The girls: Yea, when I’m done cheating on wife. It’s also SO BRAVE of JGL to write a movie where he’s a perfect, cut, rich, handsome guy who all the ladies want to bang but has a slight flaw! I mean think how hard it is for him now that people think he watches porn! Something like that, even fictionally can destroy your reputation in a crowd of elite hedonists! Also can I say how inspiring it is that when JGL wrote and starred in this film he made the brave choice to have possibly one of the most attractive women ever be the gal he wants to, and does have sex with! I mean sure he could’ve hired an average guy and gal and shown a realistic depiction of porn addiction, but that’s too sad. We wanna see these two rich elites have sex while one of them likes porn! I mean can you imagine something worse than that?! And it’s about time we had the uncreative types who just do what they’re told to FINALLY write and star in a movie, and call themselves “regular” so that I don’t get to scarred! Also to act like he’s charmingly unprofessional to put me at ease.

[@funkychilldude]

wat

[@treyrayhyre]

is this thing even good?

[@57wookie]

I think it actually is, some elements don't work, but it comes together well imo

[@mistersippi2945]

@@57wookie He wrote and starred in this movie where he got possibly the most attractive woman in Hollywood to make out with, have sex with, and tell him how great he is. It’s so sickeningly disingenuous and entitled it’s psychotic! It’s like me making a movie where Sofia Vergara, is madly in love me with me and she always tells me how hot I am. I’m the son of Mr Morton so I’m ALWAYS eating a steak, everyone tells me how much they admire me and how tough and cool I am, their all impressed by how tough I am, and how smart and hard working I am, I’m always solving a Rubik’s cube, and reciting poetry, and talking about science and literature... Then if I said “Hey I’m gonna pretend to be average so you inbred Hicks will like me and think I’m one of you”.

[@frightenedsoul]

@@mistersippi2945 are you saying he wrote it with that specific actress in mind? And if so where did you get this info?

[@wykstrad1]

Based on this clip, I am going to assume that Jake Johnson is not actually the close friend of anyone on this podcast. And this makes me laugh, because it is untrue, and we all know that the height of comedy is to find some fact which is not true, and then tell someone that it is true. This is always funny.

[@funkychilldude]

Yes

[@refoliation]

I think they probably don't want to ask their guests to shit on specific hollywood projects with them because it can be bad for their careers.

[@18skeltor]

Give Grommit some love for us