Subaru Lost It When Calli Ate Her Mammoth...

[@Rerags_]

Calli: "just doing my job."

[@_cider]

I can hear her voice in my head lmaoooo

[@T33K3SS3LCH3N]

As a Texan. You still need that mammoth or can I bbq it?

[@mosesjoe3763]

Calli: Being a Vulture or Death Birb 💀🦴... It's just the circle of life, and death. ♻️

[@Riku_Light]

@@T33K3SS3LCH3NIndeed! (Another Texan.)

[@phillipho]

…It checks out!

[@iiiCorrosiveiii]

calliope ate my mammoth and i started to cry towa: LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@Moeflyer6213]

Towa really is a devil. Though she is being an angel in most of the time.

[@SatelliteYL]

“Funniest s*** I ever saw” -Towa

[@faidzeelhisyamhattar2133]

That mammoth was the first mammoth tamed in the server right?

[@math3000]

BIG KUSA

[@jdgamer3519]

​@@faidzeelhisyamhattar2133 The first and only

[@BilisiFunfun]

It was a good mammoth. Loyal, steadfast, ... delicious.

[@doch365]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Alexandragon1]

xD

[@sugarpreachplum]

Calli couldn't hear Subaru but judging by her reaction she 100% knew what she was doing lmao

[@ChaosMind10531]

Yeah... That smile just shows that she knows... XD I love Calli...

[@Agaragar20]

Calli: Don't blame me, blame my job.

[@mosesjoe3763]

Calli: Being a Vulture or Death Birb 💀🦴... It's just the circle of life, and death. ♻️

[@Eupator5]

Calli doesnt reap non-sapient animals

[@proxy90909]

​@@Eupator5He "Shadowmane" did it

[@danielnam9026]

Just Calli doing Shinigami things.

[@rexblanco2204]

Calli: it's free real estate!

[@SymbolicJoker97]

More like free dinner 😂

[@Fullwolf346]

Free meal estate lol

[@lucifenxarthos625]

Free real steak

[@alfred2249]

Well I mean she is the grim reaper

[@Scudboy17]

The grim eater

[@mosesjoe3763]

​@@Scudboy17 Calli: Being a Vulture or Death Birb 💀🦴... It's just the circle of life, and death. ♻️

[@apichartlitrakul9976]

sasuga reaper calliope

[@ArseneaLupin]

Mammoth has been there since day one, and on the last day the Reaper came.

[@ChaosMind10531]

Poetic!!!

[@SilverScizor753]

This was so freaking funny, and I still don't think Calli ever realized she did that (for added context, Calli was in a Discord call, not listening to in game proximity, so she couldn't even hear Subaru's wails of despair) Thanks for the subs!

[@pezdispencer113]

From the face she pulled, she knew for sure.

[@SilverScizor753]

@@pezdispencer113 True, in a way that makes it funnier because she doesn't otherwise acknowledge it at all

[@WhiteWhistleBondrewd]

She absolutely knew, her face don't lie lol

[@brianhull2407]

I mean, Calli knows Subaru. Even without hearing her, she probably could have figured out that Subaru was mourning.

[@ivanbluecool]

Guess that's how Yugi got his skull mammoth card

[@Unaliq]

Pfft!!!!

[@tadferd4340]

"My grandfather's deck has no pathetic cards!" Meanwhile: Mammoth Graveyard is in the deck.

[@1stCallipostle]

​@@tadferd4340 For the first year of the game, while not viable, you could certainly do worse.

[@mindcaztackerman1160]

This reminded me of the Arnold Mammoth from yu gi oh

[@tadferd4340]

@@1stCallipostle I mean, we could go through Yugi's deck. Even I could build a better deck and I'm terrible at deck building.

[@jaycedar]

I was watching Calli's stream at the time and when she started the eating I thought "That doesn't look like some random beast" then I saw her laughing and thought "Well, if she didn't know before, she knows now" 💀😅

[@aroguebard]

Mori's job is to guide the dead to the afterlife, we just didn't know there was a portal in her stomach.

[@Mittun.]

Subaru's mammoth "Oozora★Mukimuki Heaven★Elite" is a memorable dinosaur that was tamed in about 50 minutes with the help of Mukiroze and Mikochi late at night on the first day. Various people rode it as drummers in the raid battles on the 2nd to 5th days and the final day, and It worked great as a buffer.

[@shepherdsgamingrun]

In the end, it became a buffet item.

[@SilverScizor753]

Small thing that makes this funnier, Calli was among those who rode it as a drummer lmao

[@proxy90909]

​@@SilverScizor753She knew the mamoth personally its what it would have wanted (I am makingt this up)

[@tedjomuljono3052]

Suisei used it as a method of communication

[@blund2945]

It's the eating animation from subaru POV lmao the chomp noise made me laugh so hard

[@Kokoadayou]

Mammoth: am i a good boy? Calli the reaper: yes, you are.. start to eat it.

[@hayatekuroyuki4799]

so many signature Dinos got killed in last raid

[@tw-cq6xr]

Yeah, I'm glad they revived everyone's tamed dinos at the end so they could take pictures.

[@gotenks1114]

@@tw-cq6xr Aww, that's nice of them.

[@Nematoda4ever]

-calli see dead mammoth -eat it in front of his owner who still sad and almost cried -laugh -refuse to elaborate any further -leave Based Reaper.

[@Unaliq]

I love how easy it is to be cheeky with Subaru. xD

[@NeuronActivation]

>saw the dead animal >Went up to go consume it >refuses to elaborate >leaves The reapers job is never pretty, but shes efficient

[@CandleWisp]

Above and beyond, even cleaned up the corpse😊 Model student right there

[@GK-st6qm]

Lore accurate Reaper

[@oozarusama]

Calli: sorry subaru but it's my nature I can't go against it.

[@benschmidt8168]

Mori has a gift for this sort of thing

[@aquaventus]

It survived long enough from the beginning and is Subarus first dino she liked. Eventually get phased out by stronger tanks but she still like it

[@SoraRaida]

Came back here because of Calli's new short lol. 2:11 Flare: Please cheer up. Also Flare :FlareWheeze:

[@WhiteFang103]

Well Flare is right, Calli is "Shinigami" after all 🤣

[@Shiirow]

Meanwhile, the mammoth ended up in the Seireitei and is now on Squad 11.

[@SirSloth100]

light snack for Calli

[@grilledflatbread4692]

Subaru: "Do I exist just to suffer?"

[@timepatroltrunks8276]

Calli: "it's a living"

[@broadbandislife]

"Dead is dead, parts are parts. Dead guys are parts." - _Cyberpunk 2020,_ being channelled by Calli

[@eunhyuekpark6159]

Calli truly playing her role as a shinigami.

[@Yofushii]

when theres death, i come to collect. -Calli probably

[@Cruz_Tako]

Subaru starts tearing up, lets take a picture. Reaper Calli - Times up chop chop. Me, alexa play five more minutes.

[@WrenchMcCool8]

Aw, Calli didn't even hear Subaru, she was just thinking her kitty was cute eating a meal.

[@vousbxr]

my sides hurt LMFAO

[@netobrisenof4267]

Subaru: here lies my mammoth, he was part of my family and gave his life for me to survive, this will be our last moment together but I will always carry him on my heart😢 Calli: YOINK

[@lianaverwood9810]

I believe you mean "PR-R-R-OINK!"

[@T33K3SS3LCH3N]

2:05 gotta love women using 'ore'

[@takumi17]

Calli found the joy of ス虐

[@m.farizakbarhutasuhut3074]

Calli ate Subaru's beloved mammoth. Flare: "Funniest shit I've ever seen."

[@andresantos3487]

Subaru, the comedic relief of everything she happens to join.

[@ricardoneaves6225]

No one gonna talk about the dying gasps of air at 2:53? Cause i died at that part myself rofl

[@definitelycultured7521]

Subaru: watch her dead mammoth being eaten alive Holomem: funmiest shit we've ever witness

[@Fullwolf346]

Tbf mammoth-kun was pretty dead by the time Calli ate it.

[@arrifjoe]

Alive? It's dead the time Calli took it

[@passbyicecube]

Glad that after the true final raid ended, the mods gave all the dead tames from the past 8 days back into their personal crate for them to bid their good bye and personal group photos.

[@GoodMemories77]

That is peak

[@Squeaky_Ben]

That laugh of Calli.

[@jhinjahat7057]

Calli : "well, i see some stuck soul here, i just helping him to reach the heaven, Tehe~ 😋"

[@WatamelonGod]

This is literally the same thing YEARS ago where Pekora was mourning for her dead dino and then Coco came in and harvested the dead corpse in front of her. It was so damn funny.

[@bararaikamos]

im sure Calli either watching Subaru stream or other because the way she laugh after ate it she knew.

[@yamagawa9830]

Calli: mmm tasty snack 😂

[@まさまさ-z2h]

スバルは絶望で悲しんでいましたがカリちゃんが食べた事で日本のファンも笑ってます！ 一緒にARK楽しめて良かったです(*´▽｀*)

[@CartoonHangout]

I need to see Calli's reaction to this lol

[@AragonBattleBorn]

Equivalent to a group of friends taking a group picture next to the Boss chest after clearing a dungeon, Only for some random to come up and steal the loot... Forcing the dungeon to teleport them all out. Hahaha! Poor Shuba. ^_^

[@SliceLeedice]

For those wanting to see from Calli's perspective and her chat kzbin.infoB0XqKItBeLw?si=hNhKzFJhTkytLib0&t=6887

[@LazzyRabbit1]

Man ... i love that wheeze so much

[@-Raylight]

I mean meat is meat. Dad is just reaping the poor mammoth so it can be in a better place xD Dad's smile be like *"It's not much but it's an honest work"*

[@Taoru11]

I can hear Elton John singing in the distance.

[@kagesoultaker]

CIRCLE OF LIFE

[@CZfrost]

I love how subaru can scream like that without holding back. Im worried for her neighbors tho.

[@defenderws]

Calli’s smile is priceless

[@johndasalty111]

Rule number 20 of ARK: Dismount your dinos when they fall off a cliff to cancel their fall damage. Surprised that Subaru didnt know this tbh

[@paindrop7316]

If only Botan was there, she's going to laugh the loudest and everyone would love to see it lol

[@nickrob6941]

🤣😂😭 cute sentimental duck

[@Lazy034]

She's been Dad for so long that people forget that she's a reaper

[@Kurosugita]

My funniest member list 1.subaru 2.miko I think thats it for now

[@xmixaplix]

The circle of life

[@uguuv2]

Was I a good Mammoth? Calli be like, you're delicious lol

[@juniorthelivinglegend7904]

All in the reapers day of work😂😂

[@michaelc4614]

Man seeing that makes me miss so much I used to play it back in the day few years ago when it first came out of beta and they just released the desert. So much has changed....

[@ronothehumble7895]

Well they were all resurrected at the end THE dinos from the very start of the server so thats good..😊😊😊

[@Crackokaine]

If it had to be anyone at least it was Calli

[@randomperson-up5vt]

What a loyal mammoth he was

[@Alexandragon1]

xD Thx for the video!

[@PlushLordOfTheSeas]

awww, poor sweet shuba

[@dgreater1]

Calli: This guy needs to depart now. *Proceeds to take Subaru's best friend in front of her*

[@AmeLilith]

according to Calli, she had no idea it was Subaru's, she just thought it was a random dead spawn LOL

[@SyntaxError0287]

you can hear abit of calli's voice on subaru pov

[@HachuneMiku01]

Calli: "Into the circle of life you go"

[@yakumoyomi5765]

Gotta thank Dad for getting that kinda laugh out Fu-tan.

[@marcosramos9129]

It's her job after all

[@upgames1313]

lore accurate

[@josephsaga]

Subaru is so hilarious 😂

[@BillyJacob20]

I hope Calli sees this.This is so funny. XD

[@EatingWaffles]

LMAOOOOOOOOO

[@azell1995]

Well, she's a Reaper...so...

[@SkyCrimson]

Cali knew the assignment.

[@souledgar]

"His body's just lying there right?"

[@RvM136]

Its so fitting for Calli to do it lmao

[@EduardoRodriguez-tu8nf]

Reaping’s a good job mate.

[@bravewryy6781]

Shinigami instincts kicked in

[@yodawgzgaming4416]

Calli is such a natural at being insanely awkward in front of literally any other holomems 😆 Zero thoughts in that head

[@lastlifelost8538]

I wanna see calli react to this clip.

[@ShadowdaHedgie11]

Subaru: GET ON THE MAMMOTH, FLARE ------------------------------------------------------ Subaru: Calli, what do you have to say for yourself? Calli: ...It was delicious?

[@Galy4a]

- God, I'm so hungry I could eat a mammoth Dad probably

[@OhYeah10100]

We are very blessed to have the EN and JP branches collaborate

[@Matthew_Y]

DAMN! 😂 she's cooold blooded!

[@watchulookinat271]

Ate Subaru's Mammoth Calli: What a shame

[@aserta]

Death and Taxes, in this case, Calli.

[@TheJum]

Awww

[@Giggly_Puff]

LMAO