Home Inversion

So this guy's coming home when OH MY GOD WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING??
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[@alexplutchak4892]

Are we just ignoring the pre-poured glass of milk in the fridge?

[@DoABarrelRol1l]

I have like 8-12 glasses of pre-poured milk in my fridge at any given time. Meal-prep my dude.

[@duskjohnson8195]

SIMS

[@JayHartin]

Seems unlikely

[@fcsuper]

I wasn't ignoring it. It is unlikely, but not entirely unheard of. I actually do have prepoured glasses of various beverages in my fridge from time to time for various reasons. If you ask too many questions, I'll have to answer them, so let's just leave it at that, shall we‽

[@klobiforpresident2254]

@@fcsuper Are any of these beverages a goat's blood?

[@Universeiscool66]

Level 1 hobo vs Level 100 comically mismatched roomate obtained under farcical circumstances

[@gouldenbean7193]

That's how Door Monster works!

[@supersoaker6717]

imma make you pump like that

[@tatodziadekpl4289]

That's how Boat Mormonism works!

[@nathanaelmack7533]

"I try to avoid trends but it seems like this one's on it's way up, so I thought I'd give it a shot"

[@admiral_Bard]

The level of education yhe average door monster commentator has compaired to regular youtube camhanels is astronomical lol

[@doxazo5512]

The funny thing is, as Jefferey is getting more and more outwardly fed up with the Hobo, he’s at the same time tolerating him more and more

[@krazykat9362]

"Any old vagabond could come through that hole in the guest bedroom window and knock over your entire collection of novelty doorknobs! ...Again."

[@b3nk4i]

4:05 oh god its self aware

[@jjrulez1596]

ACTIVATE 4TH WALL PROTECTION BEFORE THE FUL VIDEOS BECOME SELF AWARE AND DESTROY THE WORLD!

[@Charlestic]

@@jjrulez1596 ...again!

[@jmbthegreat]

OH GOD NOT AGAIN... I can't afford another computer screen.

[@Crembonii]

Speaking of being self aware, are you subscribed to pewdiepie yet?

[@Sagalink]

This is actually the HCUs (hobo cinematic universe) avengers, as it brings together the previously mentioned characters and establishes the first hints of real overarching plot. Excited for the sequel: Hobos: age of lebron.

[@JosephLSelby]

If this doesn't happen, I will be sad.

[@d-m.n_--2]

I laughed at this so hard I triple clicked the thumb.

[@knightforlorn6731]

make it happen!

[@Nuclearburrit0]

There were hints before this. But now it's more clear

[@williamking6787]

This is even funnier now with the most recent hobo sketch

[@An_excellent_YouTube_account]

Who keeps a glass of milk in the fridge?

[@gwynleah204]

Why don't you

[@Lady_in_Yearning]

Good question! Do you have 7 dollars?

[@An_excellent_YouTube_account]

Spacey's Brigade because I am a normal human being.

[@An_excellent_YouTube_account]

Ankyri you need 7 dollars?

[@valothebrute4028]

Me

[@dorkmax7073]

"Why do you ask" "In my experience, people don't usually give up that information without some kind of encouragement" That line was so brilliant I literally stopped what I was doing and paused the video, I laughed so hard

[@danieljames1868]

I love a lot of things about Door Monster, but that sort of thing is my favorite running gag of theirs.

[@Blobernik52]

Oooh, so he's the one who destroyed the sun... Actually this makes sense. The Hobo is an alternate/evil version of Time Travel Kyle, one who is purposefully trying to destroy the sun. He needs the 7 dollars to buy the ingredients for a grilled cheese and the milk to enjoy with it, thus creating a perfect meal and starting a chain of events that leads to the destruction of the sun! I spent way to much time on this theory.

[@randomnessamethyst8438]

Yes, yes you did.

[@bookbook9495]

Thank you, Cave Johnson, for explaining the plot so far.

[@penguinninja4417]

This... makes way too much sense...

[@jadonberg9364]

Spend more time. I want a full Game theory style vid on this

[@thomasw4422]

If this was the plan all along, and you have spoiled it...

[@marcusalm7350]

"Watch this go up in January or something!" Did... Did you wait for January to post this just to make that joke funnier?

[@EveHawkthorne]

They would.

[@VampireJester]

GASP! They did!

[@GeminiOrion9]

Seems unlikely.

[@doxazo5512]

“You still need 7 dollars?” “The government sill needs 7 dollars.” (False Charges) “Do you not have ANY friends who can help you out?” “Seems unlikely.” (Hobo Noveau) “And no one else in the last 7 YEARS has given you ANY money?” “That’s not really relevant” (Talk to the Hand)

[@14stockfan]

Hilariously brilliant writing with the in-jokes. I wonder if they have written anything into Skyvault that us fans will pick up on?

[@petersenior5432]

@@ab-wj8yg Not really. He's needed 7 dollars for that whole time, he's not really needed $1/year, just 7 bucks.

[@keithreinsel7842]

@@ab-wj8yg Seems unlikely.

[@zendzend5107]

7 dollars says that's a confession letter roled up in a tube. Pay up...

[@YunsAvatar]

I do believe the fact that Lebron seems to always somehow have these improbable objects (like a pre-poured cup of milk or exactly $7 folded in his pocket and waiting) indicates that he is the one that is actually amiss in this situation. Perhaps the hobo is working to stop the evil that he will become in the future. The stolen milk is the last ditch effort to stop Lebron's rise to power.

[@jeshuamarker9188]

Do you mean to suggest that Lebron is the Dark One?

[@YunsAvatar]

@@jeshuamarker9188 I wouldn't necessarily go that far, but the idea that he might be a secret super villain can't be dismissed. Perhaps the hobos are actually heroes from the future, after their minds have been broken by some great evil, and are trying to save us all.

[@davidfrancis421]

Perhaps Lebron willingly handing over 7 dollars to the Hobo was the temporal marker he was looking for, after which Lebron turns evil. That would explain why he changed it to $7.50 in the past when he refuse to hand it over to throw him off the scent. Now all the Hobo must do is determine the precise point he turns evil and stop him. But then, he finds out him constantly annoying Lebron is what causes him to snap and the cycle continues.

[@YunsAvatar]

@@davidfrancis421 Interesting thought.

[@davidfrancis421]

YunsAvatar now that I think about it, the hobo asked for $7.50 from the other guy, but my first point still stands

[@myths_and_Legend]

"They should stop doing that, its invasive." And "It begins!" Had me near tears from laughing so hard. Keep up the good work Door Monster & Skyvault crew.

[@TheBoomamatic]

This character is iconic by this point

[@PatricHerrera]

May as well just start calling him Jeff. Because he will never be free.

[@41-Haiku]

I hate you. That was really good.

[@TheJrbdog]

I don't get it Edit: I get it now

[@elijahshadbolt7334]

He's no longer Jeffrey, he's just Jeff

[@995cool]

lebrone

[@HSuper_Lee]

It seems the Council of Hobos is slowly assembling in LeBron's house. One day he's going to come home and some rooms are going to be bigger on the inside and a bunch of Hobos are going to he raiding his fridge on a daily basis before going to a war room they've set up.

[@tommydoez]

No, Lebron will join the hobos

[@timothycarney9652]

If the incease in square footage is enough, that actually wouldn't be a bad deal

[@samsonguy10k]

"Chip the glasses and crack the plates...."

[@NativS2002]

LeBron's house is already bigger on the inside. Remember , Jeffrey is the latest reincarnation of The Doctor of the Door Monster Universe , so he's the one with the TARDIS.

[@pieandcheese647]

$7 and a gallon of milk says that war room will be LeBrons bedroom

[@taylorhancock5834]

**And so it begins** Great episode guys, and I can't wait for more!

[@Sasquench]

A lot can be done with 7 dollars

[@labrynianrebel]

It begins.

[@GreenH0cker]

maybe in the 50s... or even the 90s

[@redice907]

7 (us)dollars canfeed you for 7 days in some countries.

[@klobiforpresident2254]

Seven dollars? That's enough to feed me for a eight days.

[@TheJrbdog]

All you need is 7 dollars to start a ponzi scheme.

[@reyaflygunn9243]

I love the implication that LeBron just carries exactly $7.00 with him, as though he subconsciously is preparing for the next event or uses it as a personal memento.

[@kRx1203]

So I know that Door Monster is done with this kind of videos, but if this channel still exists in 2047, then we better get a conclusion to the hobo saga.

[@weaponmasterJConn]

"Do you not have ANY friends who can help you out?" "Seems unlikely." The two hobos are in cahoots confirmed.

[@SSGTstealth]

It seems he still does have the milk from the original

[@JeanaKalvaris]

7 year old milk, the best age!

[@SSGTstealth]

@@JeanaKalvaris At this point it's probably just drinkable cheese

[@raptorjesus3894]

That would explain the blue colour it had...

[@marypusineri6291]

Are you still roleplaying?

[@SSGTstealth]

@@marypusineri6291 Please define role playing

[@Haridnar]

Was Jefferey informed about this video before the crew showed up at his house?

[@northofnashira2575]

It looks clean and devoid of children's toys, so I'm gonna go with a yes on that one.

[@datdabdoe1417]

No his only warning was the camera Crew Knocking down the Door SWAT style and then Sweeping his tonka toys into the next room.

[@thomasw4422]

Seems unlikely

[@AireVolte]

Who's Jefferey?

[@Sensenmennel]

Why do I get the feeling, that LeBron giving the Hobo $7 has similar implications as Kyle making a grilled cheese sandwich?

[@DeathnoteBB]

I love that out of context this is complete nonsense. I assume it makes some kind of sense but I honestly forgot about any grilled cheese.

[@caltheuntitled8021]

@@DeathnoteBB Kyle making a grilled cheese sandwich is what caused the end of the world in self fulfilling idiocy 5 (and kind of in 1)

[@DeathnoteBB]

@@caltheuntitled8021 Oh thank you. I saw those but totally forgot

[@nickk4953]

Kinda in the mood for a grilled cheese now.

[@benjaminguest6231]

I'll say! It started the pandemic! (see the next hobo video, Hobo mentions that it happened 27 years too early.)

[@team4star1]

IT BEGIIIIIINNNSS!!!

[@Thezaccazzac]

"The Government still needs 7 dollars" Pretty relevant right about now.

[@kamikage9420]

"Do you even have a job?" "I have a preferred method of acquiring income"

[@Nionivek]

Wait... He owns a house without ANY floorboards? I can see why knocking on wood is so difficult for him.

[@jessestanley2083]

Saw hobo thumbnail, never clicked on a video so fast.

[@iainhansen1047]

“It begins”

[@josephsawczyn1145]

Now we just have to wait till 2047 for the conclusion

[@bishop8958]

"You could have stopped it..." -Grandmas

[@GFHmicaella]

"It begins!" I've always loved that sort of line, and it makes me very happy whenever I see it used well, so thank you.

[@dantrianon4248]

Kyle is a superb actor

[@Pkmrnuler123]

He really is! I think it helps that he directs as well so he knows what he wants out of the character?

[@dantrianon4248]

Pkmnruler yes! Also he is incredible at doing accents and making moves

[@MrSamwise25]

*_Watch this one go up in like January_*

[@thomasw4422]

This is getting out of hand. Now there are two of them. Teaming up. On the regular. Also, lore? Plot development? ??? ?

[@billrock6386]

0:47 “Our state of the art security system has been proven *ASTERISK*” 🤣

[@Alex-oj7be]

His name was labron! The random black guy on the bench was wrong!

[@Nuggette]

Yeah it was an injoke. Jefferey called his character LeBron even though that didn't really fit him :D

[@BloodpactORG]

If these two were in literally all your uploads, I'd never complain

[@leviholland267]

you made a promise for 2047

[@CesarTheKingVA]

As a former home security door-to-door salesman, this is perfect

[@LiquidDestruction]

"What has happened to my life" I quite literally ask myself this question every day..

[@Haan22]

Do you have $7?

[@barwars2533]

See you gotta give the hobo some props here. He’s got dedication and what did that dedication get him... $7

[@seanassociateproductions1691]

It turns out the hobo actually needed the $7 to buy his daughter’s lunch for school (hence why he needed the milk to send in his child’s lunch bag), which is why he is traveling through all of human time to acquire income so his child doesn’t go hungry. But walking through the planes of time and reality is a slow and painful process, this caused him to lose some....parts of his brain and he can no longer remember why he set out on his journey. But once Jeffrey handed him the $7 it sparked a memory and he can now begin traveling back to the year 2047 to send his daughter to school for the first time in her entire life with a full lunch bag.

[@thatfighterguy5846]

The Hobo is my favourite character!

[@monkeyporche225]

mine too

[@LoreReloaded]

I think the better question is why did he have exactly 7 doors ready..

[@ryanalving3785]

Because whoever controls the doors, controls space Luke.

[@davidfrancis421]

Lore Reloaded maybe because him having 7 dollars exactly is the first sign of the end times

[@LoreReloaded]

@@davidfrancis421 Ryan Alving - mother of god..

[@manaphy0993]

2047? That's 27 years from now. THE TIMELINE HAS ACCELERATED

[@iainhansen1047]

Were did you get the blue Star Wars milk? Every Star Wars fan wants to know your location

[@Lady_in_Yearning]

I don't, that stuff gets you killed!

[@chancecthompson]

I think that blue tint is just the glass.

[@Tayvin4042]

And if it was green milk, he'd be the most despised person out there by the Star Wars fans. : P

[@Chu8rock]

"You should tell them to stop sticking those in your door... it's invasive."

[@captfuzzy1618]

Awwwww, Doormonster uploaded another one of these! Best birthday present I could ask for!

[@michaeldollar708]

"It begins..." -Extortionist Hobo Best line, 2019

[@milesmatheson1142]

"I am going to go buy a gun" You didn't have on already?

[@neolexiousneolexian6079]

Unfortunately it was made out of gallium

[@charleslathrop9743]

Honestly would like to see another one of these.

[@Fibonochos]

"The Government still needs seven dollars"

[@alainpbat3903]

7 YEARSSS????? We (door monster) haven't even been on KZbin for that long !!! .... OR HAS IT BEEN THAT LONG?????

[@lforlight]

Entendre Entendre came out on the 4th of February, 2012. Nearly 7 years ago. The channel existed several years before that.

[@matthewzeller5026]

Door Monster sure, but what about WhiteLightningHQ?

[@Ch4pp13]

@@matthewzeller5026 only true fans remember that name.

[@Troglodytarum]

@@matthewzeller5026 *A hooded man aproches you* You have violated the secrecy of our society. Please come with me.

[@matthewzeller5026]

@@Troglodytarum _oh shit_ I follow the man and comply earnestly while looking for possible escape routes.

[@YunsAvatar]

Fake Allison Edge Meter: 6 Knowing that she is Kyle's intended, there's something deeply wrong about knowing that she's living with Jeffery.

[@Axius27]

That's Allison's brother though...

[@YunsAvatar]

@@Axius27 Hence the word "fake." The idea that they are the same person has been a running gag from the fans since Thomas' first appearance.

[@klobiforpresident2254]

They're not secretly the same person? I'm disappoint.

[@YunsAvatar]

@@klobiforpresident2254 lies within tricks, within falsehoods.

[@jessezeller-davis7699]

You'll never convince me that Thomas is not just an alternate reality version of Alison that got trapped in our dimension at some point.

[@backdoorproductions4983]

Ah, so this is what The Mostly Jeffery Show looks like!

[@frydfish4934]

You open his fridge. There are rows and rows of pre poured milk, water, tea and plates of food

[@blazefiredragon4358]

The hobos could be from Jeffrey’s mind and he is actually insane

[@oatmeeru]

"I go to work from five to one-thirty on weekdays" i'm sorry what?

[@typryor2227]

“Any old vagabond could come through that hole in the guest bedroom window and know over your entire collection of novelty door knobs!” ... ... “Again...”

[@swiftythegathering]

This morning, I actually did have a pre poured glass of milk in my fridge. I don’t remember pouring it.

[@headcrabn5347]

Hey they brought back the hobo!

[@bishop8958]

The best door monster character

[@jasonroberts271]

Me: Why does he have milk already poured into a glass in the fridge??? Everybody else: Why does he have milk already poured into a glass in the fridge???

[@NoSTs123]

"collection of novelty doorknobs" yeah these are "doorknobs" for shure

[@xw66xw]

The hobo series is my favorite thing you guys have ever done! It’s what introduced me to your channel in the first place.

[@stachestar]

Why is his name Lebron? Seems unlikely.

[@tavianblagoev6266]

because why not

[@dyslegein]

Don't judge the actions of him or his parents

[@stachestar]

Drake Arron I do remember that now.

[@jorismoorkamp205]

In an old Community Comments Jefferey said the character’s name was LeBron and it stuck

[@gustafharold]

Jefferey decided that his name was Lebron in an old Community Comments and they made it canon

[@craigstebbing504]

This sounds bad. I'll take 20

[@sijab2]

"Watch this go up in January....or something." Pure Gold once again, whole video but that outro made the whole thing so much better for me.

[@doxazo5512]

I cannot tell you how happy I am, I just now realized that there would be a new video today and I rushed over to KZbin to watch it. WEEKLY VIDEOS!!!!!!!

[@jonahw6516]

Opens up youtube, sees Hobo on front page, immediately clicks on video

[@charlespierce9548]

SOUNDS LIKE A FRANCHISE

[@Scrmz_Internally]

Absolutely loved this one. The hobo is definitely one of my favourite characters and you both played your respective parts so well. (Also I wanna know more goddammit!)

[@Ben-uh2ku]

Oh man. This comes out today and my D&D group starts again tomorrow.

[@sharoconnell9634]

I’ll be back in 2047 See you all then

[@acebalistic1358]

did anyone else realize when he said" i try to avoid trends, but it looks like this one is on the way out" working is on the way out ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE TAKEOVER

[@Window_Hero]

Yay for the return of weekly videos!

[@electro8209]

FINALLY! Yes! This is my favorite series you guys make. Also, 2047, "so it begins"? Are you starting something here?...

[@connorschultz380]

Where did that come from?

[@dustrockblues7567]

Anyone here in 2047?

[@ladyalfhildrforestofvioletmist]

I'm still in the Time Vortex with the Doctor, actually, but I promise we're on our way there! Just remember, don't give them milk! Give them water, give them cheese, whatever, but Not. Milk.

[@ladyalfhildrforestofvioletmist]

GAsP! @Amir LEVY, you're right! Just don't give them any dairy products!! The Doctor and I are still on our way, but we've run into a spot of trouble in 1812. We might still get there yesterday, though, so be on the lookout!

[@thomasw4422]

Viewing this through my wormhole, a home made one you can see how I made if you go on my blog, but in 2045.

[@Rose_Nebula]

I bought a time machine from Ikea.

[@petersenior5432]

@@ladyalfhildrforestofvioletmist what hellspawn breed of dw fanfic is this Do I need to have satan from 0209 drag you back from whence you came hellspawn

[@ricardotrevinojr1994]

We stan for Hobo Kyle

[@JanTuts]

0:58 "You have a JOB?" "I try to avoid trends, but it looks like this one is on it's way out, so I thought I'd give it a shot." Too true...

[@steamyfool3631]

Why is no one talking about the perfectly delivered "Proven*" at 0:48

[@kevinworytko1099]

*seems unlikely*

[@14stockfan]

I am a simple man. I see the Door Monster Hobo, I click the video.

[@doxazo5512]

*Specifically puts that pitch up in January to fulfill his own statement*

[@HIPEOPLE1887]

My first first

[@alexiel4406]

HIPEOPLE1887 congrats

[@zaistephens9377]

It’s a big achievement

[@DreamFireNostalgia]

I terribly regret not finding you people sooner. the hobo skits are by far my favorites will patiently look forward for more :)

[@enoughofyourkoicarp]

"It begins!" *suspense filled pause as my internet craps out and the video starts buffering* "Welp, it's over, that was fast."

[@phoebegilliland8897]

Oh fellas, you did it again. I had to stop the video three times because my laughter drowned the audio. This. Was. PERFECT!

[@intangiblematter_misc]

Jeffery is now named "LeBron" in the subtitles. The details are too good.

[@khaosgaming6826]

started another video but then glimpsed this and immeadiatly hit back and selected this video :D these vids always bring me joy while out on the road :)

[@jeremiahplaysWOW]

Two years later and we still don't know what begins

[@Ilistraful]

All your stuff is funny, but the hobo videos are by far my favorite. They always make me laugh out loud and I love that I have to watch them several times to catch all the layers (though the later point can be said for most of your videos). These are always so damn good!!!

[@_Gormakesh_]

"You only need to worry about that if your alive in 2047." So the sun going out was probably his fault.

[@Fort_Master]

I thought the thumbnail was the Hobo next to a twenty sided die... Still not disappointed!

[@ThcPatient]

"I try to avoid trends, but it looks like this one is on its way out." Hehehe. That one got me.

[@based1195]

Oh my god, the custom subs put the guy’s name as LeBron, which is a reference to that other video with the wanted poster and stuff. You guys are freaking GENIUSES

[@eightnineseven]

love these vids glad your bringing them back

[@dragonmaster1500]

He's baaaaack. 3:17 Radio Shack... That is a name I have not heard in a long time.

[@kazamirthealchoholicmonk9117]

I found this channel during an insomiatic KZbin binge at 3 in the morning, truly the Eldritch god of comedy has blessed me.

[@romeunleashed2]

Man have i missed your regular uploads. You guys are the best sketch channel ever.

[@effortlessfocus6916]

Never realized how close this was to SCP-1879 - Indoor Salesman