Strong Bad Email

[@HairyHariyama]

And this is why any time I get to name a spaceship in a video game I always call it "Proud Anselmo".

[@e-mananimates2274]

Does that even include the Kingdom Hearts games and their Gummi Ships?

[@MegaZeta]

Body Falling Down Stairs - Pantera (1992)

[@PALACIO254]

How many hot 60's looking girls ride on your ship?

[@droidBasher]

It boggles my mind that some people think the SBASAF missions were faked.

[@frankmills6226]

It's all misinformation spread by the ASI (that's the Italian space program, Agenzia Spaziale Italiana) to discredit and slander SBASAF!

[@axelfirekirby]

I blame Scp 2001

[@hamursh]

That's because SBASAF DOESN'T HAVE A BIGGER BUDGET!

[@khaibutton]

Sitting atop that much tinfoil taped to cardboard, where else do you think they were going?

[@kyrasoze516]

No one is good enough at video games to fake that. No one.

[@jamesekblom7655]

You gotta love the logic in this. The ten dollars will "age" to a hundred dollars.

[@SergeantExtreme]

+jekblom123 That's how inflation crumbles.

[@DaL33T5]

@@SergeantExtreme Arguably its the other way. The ten dollars would only buy something that was ONCE worth a single dollar in their original time.

[@MrEpic-qe2tt]

This was made when pluto was still a planet.

[@pikminfan6778]

Pluto's not a planet, he's a dog!

[@DavidTPOTTheGreatGuy]

@@pikminfan6778 Pluto's not a dog, he's my main man!

[@MyOwnEmailshow]

1:36 I hate you guys, every time I see this part, I HAVE to make a grilled cheese sandwich

[@AndrooUK]

MyOwnEmailShow You might want to see a doctor about your compulsion. Or, just don't watch HSR ever again in case more sandwiches show up.

[@LamanKnight]

Hoping you don't mind, I wish a grilled cheese sandwich on you today. Enjoy it for me. ;)

[@Cyberbrickmaster1986]

Where I'm from, we like to toast it in a jaffle iron sandwich toaster. Which also comes in outdoor variants for bonfires.

[@TheLichruler]

I don't exactly blame you... Item 3b: "Grilled Cheese" is a REALLY good looking grilled cheese...

[@poopsmith6853]

Same for me and the smooth cigarette

[@HeyThisIsBrian]

I can't believe how well all these cartoons hold up I love it.

[@theviking1359]

The idea of using video games to determine how good somebody is at maneuvering high tech equipment hits a little differently after that sub imploded

[@janksamillion]

JUST realized the narrator called Strong Bad a "beef bouillon-aire".

[@RhymesWithCarbon]

Beef Boullionaire Joyboy even!

[@AetheriusLamia]

I was waiting for him to throw the CD. I was not disappointed.

[@U014B]

I was gonna be cheesed off when Strong Bad referred to NC as Not Cool, but then I realized I live in Sorta Cool, so it's whatever.

[@averagefez]

Captainface Log: The vinegar-baking soda drive on the Proud Anselmo has run out of fuel, stranding us in the Impellitteri Sector. There is shrapnel everywhere. It makes one wonder, does man truly-

[@Reilly444]

I keep trying to click on the screen for easter eggs ;_;

[@THiNGYBOBinc]

Really it's just Strong Bad trying to exploit his misunderstanding of the Theory of Relativity to become rich. Which makes it even funnier.

[@CRUZ_CONTROL_BAND]

"I'M in my sixties!"

[@SergeantExtreme]

+sydable4 Hey, you're one of those hot 60s looking girls!

[@CRUZ_CONTROL_BAND]

Captain Obvious thanks! Lol

[@CRUZ_CONTROL_BAND]

***** lol just realized it looks like i said "Thanks captain obvious" haha

[@SergeantExtreme]

sydable4 LOL. It still would have been a serviceable response. Christmas is just a week away! Hope Santa brings you everything on your list.

[@jerryquiroga7814]

Sydney Cruz But he’s not a girl. XD

[@Bobsheaux]

"You know, captain? Every year of my life, I grow more and more convinced that the wi-1:36

[@Popebug]

Mincing little co-pilot.

[@GenY42]

@@Popebug Jabbering about "the good and the beautiful"

[@getsomebud]

GOT TO ESCAPE EARTH'S TENACITY

[@princessemmy]

FIRE THE AFTERBURNERS STRAP!

[@averagefez]

(The -Cheat- Strap noises)

[@amtrak_121]

TS theProducer oh we made it! Ahem. Oh we made it

[@princessemmy]

Awwww...

[@TacomasterStudios]

Princess E M M Y According to my cackalations, our precious cargo should have already multiplied to about fifty bucks!

[@missmelodies52]

That grilled cheese looks so delicious!

[@blastermaster2285]

Emanuel Tejeiro wh

[@maddy9362]

Item 3b

[@TheInkPitOx]

Does it look sinful?

[@NimanWielder01]

@@TheInkPitOx "Shut up, lady!"

[@przhkv]

ianae but SBASAF could successfully go public relying entirely on the logo

[@tylermitchell9131]

I've seen this many times, but just noticed for the first time that Tire has a Mission Control headset on.

[@otaconguy]

i want a grilled cheese sandwich all of the sudden

[@godawsome2612]

AAAAAAAAH! GOT TO... ESCAPE... EARTH'S... TENACITY.... FIRE THE AFTERBURNERS, STRAP!

[@LikeTheBuffalo]

_TRACK 03_

[@Awesomest915]

MEEEH!!!!

[@amtrak_121]

*The Strap noises*

[@KalibreSteelblast]

Space Captainface: a true Strongbadian hero.

[@khaibutton]

But the question still remains: if spaceman makes bafroom in his pants, will he go boom?

[@living_1daat]

Man, no I want to make my own “Proud Anselmo” with big enough cardboard boxes, and/or creativity and/or patience. And/or an Atari joystick, a beach ball, aluminum foil, paper towel rolls, milk jugs, etc. etc. etc. That was a long comment

[@SquiggyLives]

That’s clearly an ABA Basketball with a bust of Martin Van Buren taped to it. Good luck bringing that thing to the beach.

[@evancarlson5805]

If Elon Musk can raise billions of dollars on fake promises to go to Mars, SBASAF should be able to raise $50 on that logo.

[@blakerutt98]

Space Captainface Pretender of the galaxies He's always having space cocktails with hot 60s-looking girls Where are all the hot 60s-looking girls?

[@brainflash1]

*Pretender of the galaxies

[@disneyfan85]

KING OF TOWN: I'm in my 60s!

[@LchanOtakudom]

Michael Harrington Prreow!

[@brianrunyon266]

King Of Town: I'm in my 60's.

[@LadyFan05]

I was told I would get to pee in a cup!

[@CharlesUrban]

Only just now did I realize that the Tire is doing Mission Control.

[@MegaZeta]

Italy’s space program contributed part of the mission that landed on an asteroid just this week (slammed into it, really, in part to gather data on deflecting asteroids). I should be on the cover of Stupid Coincidence magazine.

[@SquiggyLives]

They thought it was a giant meatball and launched a vessel of Parmesan cheese at it

[@RhymesWithCarbon]

I wish I was a beef boullionaire joyboy. Some guys just win at life.

[@typacsk]

This one aged particularly well.

[@TomQuoVadis]

When this first came it took me several rewatches to figure out "hot 60s looking girls" meant "women who look like they're from 60s sci fi serials"

[@luminareflare4914]

Strong Badia can into space.

[@martyfriedman2672]

Anselmo. Satriani. Coincidence? I think not.

[@nikolasmokalis3425]

in other captainface cartoons they refference tony macalpine and yngwie malmsteen as well

[@MrBackoftheface]

Which is weird because anselmo is the only non guitarist

[@donkosaurus]

investing in space? why didn't i think of that

[@RadNat]

We could all use a grilled cheese, really

[@TheInkPitOx]

The Italians do in fact have a space program, the Italian Space Agency

[@kouizumi9484]

...I look like I need a grilled cheese sammich.

[@comet-ribbon]

A space myoo-tant from Satriani 5!

[@PjRorke98]

Robert Jindra wonder if that's supposed to be a reference to Joe Satriani.

[@CaptainLumpyDog]

TheJoJ Look at the names of the names Space CaptainFace. It is very much a reference to Joe Satriani. Look out of Malmsteen Comet! Edit: I now recall that was from an easter egg. Oh well. That's what Ebyam93 is for!

[@brianrunyon266]

One of their best, and one of my favorites.

[@Growlzagra]

Let me here body falling downstairs *sounds of body falling downstairs in a cool sound*

[@xulxer9077]

1:33 the best damn grilled cheeze sandwich i ever seen in my life

[@wcoleman5555]

a space mutant from SATRIANI 5!!! I love Satriani!!!!!!! I love the brothers Chap even more now!!!!!

[@ashkechum101]

Ahh I knew I should have asked the Italian space program xD

[@thegrumptastic]

ah ahem, hello, we made it?! aaaaaawwwww......

[@amtrak_121]

According to my cackalations, our precious cargo should have already multiplied to about fifty bucks!

[@Kemonokami]

They should reference this in Kerbal Space Program.

[@chromosoze]

the thumbnail attracted me

[@DrClawizdead]

My favorite SBmail!

[@Anarchemitis]

I want to be a Lieuteneral.

[@AndrooUK]

Please add all these additional sbemails to the sbemail playlist. :-D

[@Jay_76]

I think the time is right for SPACE CAPTAINFACE to conduct a joint mission with Spaceman Spiff.

[@berrypepperroni7708]

I agree 100%.

[@N3uroTypical333]

First Lieuteneral Captainface.

[@Hunteriffic86]

Today is December 24, 2023. I just watched this video and was compelled to go to a grocery store right before closing to get the stuff for a grilled cheese sandwich.

[@1andonlyzara]

There actually is an Italian space program. It’s called Agenzia Spaziale Italiana, or ASI.

[@michaelleue7594]

Well, ISP was taken.

[@talbotter632]

i originally thought they said 16-looking girls 0_o

[@jasonGamesMaster]

Anyone else thing the "Spacecaptainface Theme" bears a remarkable resemblance to Gloryhammer's "Masters of the Galaxy" chorus? Or is that just me?

[@dowingba]

Wait. Did Strong Bad actually predict SpaceX in every detail?

[@Popebug]

Except less phallic and with way more dignity.

[@stoneyboyd]

@@Popebug no you’re thinking of Blue Origin. Bezo’s was DEFINITELY trying to compensate for something.

[@Lurdiak]

No, SBASAF's boxes don't explode.

[@SquiggyLives]

No way SpaceX ever could have have come up with a name as cool as The Proud Anselmo. All their ships are just called “X-Fly” or “X-Plode” or “XXX”.

[@asteroidrules]

Huh, so this is why I always say "calculations" as "ca-cuh-lations."

[@gwgux]

Hi ship made out of "carboardium alloy" makes me chuckle every time. 😀

[@Awesomest915]

He’s not a Captainface! He doesn’t fight evil or have space cocktails or fly!

[@timwoods2852]

Poor Strog Mad. Hope he found something even more fun to do in that invisible, secret elevator behind the fence.

[@krystalfan]

my favorite intro song i wish it was made into a full song

[@chocolate11pie]

"Where are all the hot sixties looking girrrls?" "I'm in my sixties!"

[@petermyerscello]

"Wauughh! I knew I should've asked the Italian space program!"

[@kraevorn7483]

King of town is actually at least 300

[@DrClawizdead]

This my favorite Email!

[@KillerOrca]

The funny thing is that the Italians dont have their own space program. They're part of the ESA I think.

[@frankmills6226]

Wrong, they DO have a space program. It's called the Agenzia Spaziale Italiana. Here's their website, if anyone can read the language of the motherland: www.asi.it/

[@Rhomega]

Grilled cheese, but no dill pickle spears?

[@FriendlyLocalGeek]

Randall Pfeifer I know, it's blasphemy!

[@TheInkPitOx]

Why would you ever have pickles with grilled cheese?

[@Cr1msonKing]

I was told I was gonna get to pee in a cup!

[@cjnchimaera]

The Proxy Anselmo has awesome offensive capabilities.

[@WildcardHand]

3:11 A space MuTANT!

[@sashax33]

I knew I should have asked the Italian space program!

[@andresbravo2003]

1:36 Item 3b: "Grilled Cheese"

[@Shankopottomus]

The first Homestarrunner toon I ever saw.

[@FunnehRabbitMan]

space af

[@yamahadrag69]

Strap is great but, I feel like it was a missed opportunity to not use the name on The Cheat's fake ID. lol

[@joeywomer]

Was Strong Bad Holding a Speak and Spell?

[@Falcovsleon21]

"Where are all the hot 60s looking giiiiiiiiiiirls?!"

[@scattwez]

Atleast we know where the Van Buren buff went.

[@KyleKatarn1980]

@Cheesycat501 Actually it's a Colecovision controller. At 2:34, That's an Atari Controller.

[@SSGErnestP]

Gimme ONE more!

[@hobocamptheater]

was that a colecovision controller? yes it was.

[@Xifihas]

KoT is actually only 37. He seems way older because of his impossibly unhealthy lifestyle.

[@AndrooUK]

Xifihas The Hans Moleman of Strong Badia.

[@Popebug]

Wait, are you saying that inhaling a giant pile of salt for lunch is bad for you?

[@theknightswhosayfrak]

Collecovision RULES!

[@ralphmueller3725]

King of Town is in his 60's? How many times?

[@temmieflakes1428]

Hey, I can spell space! S...P... AAAACE!!!

[@stephenratliff1186]

Space force confirmed

[@squallsrapture]

Is this where they got the idea for Space Force?

[@comet-ribbon]

Coach Z: I was told I was gonna get to pee in a cup! Strong Bad: In due time, Cadet Z. In due time. Coach Z: Oh, doo time! Even better! Strong Bad: 😳

[@mcdev928coolman]

Ok Grandpa Strongbad

[@zhanefulp]

WAAAAAAAAH!!! THOSE 60's GIRLS GIVE ME THE JIBBLIES, MAN!!!!!!

[@ideitbawx]

I remember posting to the hrwiki's page "alluding to swearing" or whatever (the page referencing all the times their humour got "vulgar" or implied an off-colour saying), mentioning that "kickawesome" was a portmanteau of kickass and awesome. not only was my post removed, but the moderators also included notes in the page editor itself to stop posting about it. why? it's a page referring to cussing on the website! it even has a "discretion is advised" banner at the top of the bloody page!! they posted their warnings, so who are they worried about offending?they deleted another post on me too, about a sbemail where homestar refers to someone's butt as a buttweesimo, or "tweese", and by the end of it Marzipan calls strong bad "a horse's tweese", cuz, y'know, that's not her calling strong bad a "horse's ASS" because tweeze was derived from BUTTweesimo, so you can see their point, right? ... right?

[@ideitbawx]

Congratulations, you trolled a troll. You must feel so proud

[@ideitbawx]

What's funny is how little i give a shit what you think. Have fun trolling, Kevin

[@purplepotatochipPPC]

I was told I was going to get to pee in a cup!

[@jasoneverett]

I wanna be a Beef-Bullionaire Joy-boy....

[@Lineage2Iowa]

Beef Bulionaire Space Captainface

[@DrClawizdead]

@Kamina474 You mean Pretender of the galaxies :)

[@CoriantonHalladay]

🎵 Space Captainfaaace Pretender of the galaxies He's all the ways having space cocktails with hot 60s looking girls Where are all the hot 60s looking GIIIIIIRLLLSS???!!!

[@forgetfulfunctor1]

Nice casual twin-paradox joke, strong bad

[@rookpwnd]

Oh so they're just SpaceX

[@Kazuo1G]

Where do I sign up?! 8D

[@Cyberbrickmaster1986]

Australia doesn't have a space program, I don't think. We don't have the budget for space travel.

[@HerecomestheCalavera]

and you watch homestarrunner?