Strong Bad Email

[@nintendiehard]

Strongbad as the guide was PERFECT. A really good bit of voice acting there.

[@Imagigirl]

Pretty accurate impression of a Disney Wold Jungle Cruise guide, down to the odd lilting tone and the blanks being fired with no enthusiasm.

[@THEGruesomeGabby]

At Disneyland the Skippers seem to have much more enthusiasm than the ones at Disney World. Also hello from 6 years in the future! It's a crap show!

[@knightofarkronia8652]

@@THEGruesomeGabby I’m guessing because California isn’t as humid as Florida in the summer?

[@boccs9925]

@@THEGruesomeGabby Probably because the Skippers in Land are doing that job while dreaming of making it big as an actor, so they put more oomph into the role hoping someone notices.

[@Exclufii]

Plus they totally always do the thing where your tour guide says "everybody say hi to ____" to an off duty tour guide who happens to be going by! I grew up in FL and even at Disney World this was always a thing that happens for some reason

[@TetsuDeinonychus]

@@boccs9925 Weird Al has a song about that...

[@maverickREAL]

Funny story about HornBubs: They actually wanted to make H*R plushies and got a Bubs one made, but the company they outsourced the plush creation to misinterpreted Bubs's one big eye as a horn so he has 2 small eyes and a horn in the middle.

[@GabePuratekuta]

And now, that plush is Puppet Bubs.

[@sAvAgExZERO]

@@GabePuratekuta Puppet Bubs will never be as cool as Onion Bubs, though.

[@GabePuratekuta]

@@sAvAgExZERO That's true. Puppet Bubs is dreamy...

[@HeyItIsMichal]

ONION BUBS!!!!​@@sAvAgExZERO

[@GummitMan]

are there pictures?

[@Josh-le6lu]

I like the running joke of Strong Bad getting Homestar to spend hundreds and thousands of dollars for the most poopy and mundane activities.

[@CrimsonNick171]

Strong Bad: "And first up on our tour, if you look to your right. Experience the fury of...a big rock that's going to fall on uuuusssss." Homestar: "uuuuuuuuhhhhhh...."

[@pikminfan6778]

Strong Bad: That was a close call. I hope everyone's okay. Homestar: I'm not o- Strong Bad: Shut up.

[@margotrosendorn6371]

In my experience, bulky mascot costumes don't chafe so much as slowly kill you via heat and/or suffocation. Well, that and a lack of vision and balance. Always suit with a handler, folks!

[@Loctorak]

No chafe? Rookie. You need to pack some extra fat on those thighs if you want to work up a good old fashioned coach Z style chafe. And I can tell you you most certainly do not want that

[@bkbland1626]

​@@Loctorakthe polymascotfomalate helps for a quality chafe

[@spendle]

"No, no, no. You gotta get those rings INSIDE the bottle."

[@MrTommyg024]

+spendle (throws baseball) (smashes bottle)

[@MysticDragonboar]

Because now, the INSIDEs of the bottles is all over the place.

[@bbzellner]

Pretty accurate for carnival games though lol

[@pikminfan6778]

I'm so excited to start preventing death! (Baseball gets thrown at Bottle) Me: And Bottle's dead!

[@GabePuratekuta]

Okay, I'll stuff a blue hedgehog into the bottle.

[@rvmaika5815]

You know, whenever I make a theme park in Roller Coaster Tycoon, I always make it a point to make a Homestar Runner-themed area called Free Ridesplace USA. Usually, it consists of a recreation of Strong Badia, Bubs' Concession Stand, an inverted roller coaster loosely based on the Bowels of Trogdor, and an actual river ride based on Riverquest Safariventure.

[@TheInkPitOx]

It should be Mt. Ridesplace USA

[@ScottWallace5]

A classic episode, I love this show! :D "Remember to leave your valuables underneath your seat."

[@liamgallups2092]

That Homestar had $3000 in the first place is kind of amazing. Maybe he borrowed it from Pom Pom or something.

[@jessicafrost7579]

Probably prize money. He's a terrific athlete.

[@Maetch01]

He took Marzipan's credit card again.

[@SwaggieVortex733]

@@Maetch01 And got her permission first thing

[@SavageGreywolf]

@@jessicafrost7579 do you think Coach Z's gonna pay him? No, the only income Homestar has is from his sponsorship deals with Fluffy Puff Marshmallows and Melonade, and we already know Fluffy Puff is paying him in jello.

[@margotrosendorn6371]

You think maybe he's a trust fund baby? That might better explain why Marzipan puts up with his stupid antics. Money talks, am I right?

[@catbatrat1760]

2:52 For some reason, I really like how Homestar is slowly leaning back to keep a little bit of personal space.

[@christosvoskresye]

Maybe next summer. This year we went to Cold Ones Gardens instead.

[@Abelhawk]

I'm glad they show the entirety of the Riverquest Safariventure. I bet some people thought the sbemail was over and missed out on possibly the funniest part of it.

[@signifidelica2819]

the 'riverquets safariventure' bit is one of the funniest sbemail moments

[@kellylyons1038]

"Please leave your valuables under your seat"

[@2bravechickennuggets428]

Everybody say hi,the cheet Hide and seeeek

[@HairyHariyama]

I just noticedat 1:51 The King of Town is still on the roller coaster.

[@Waifu_Hunter69]

the real question is; How in the world did he get off that thing?

[@jct347]

@@Waifu_Hunter69 he fell

[@MichaelfromtheGraves]

And he bursts into flames

[@williamaothecoronao9817]

@@MichaelfromtheGraves and puked his post mid-morning snack meal up

[@zachinthehat1]

ohwhatsthatIhearisitthesoundofislanddrums? Oh no, itsheadhunteeers

[@undoneonion90]

Everybodystayintheboat. I'lltakecareofthiiiiiiiis.

[@MontyPythonFanatic2]

Plush Thax Lookslikewescaredthoseheadhunters; letshopetheydontcomebaaaack. *Khhhkhk*

[@zeitgeistindustries1792]

Wellfolksitlookslikewemadeitbacksafelydideveryonehaveagoodtime?n-goooooood

[@pgj1997]

Psychokinetic Rocky Pleaseyourvaluablesunder yourseat. Andexittoyourriiiiiight

[@pikminfan6778]

Strong Bad, I gotta level with ya. That might've been... The worst $3000 I've ever spent.

[@MxSnrub]

2:36 Jungle Cruise, quarantine edition

[@MrTommyg024]

0:59 "Sorry, little guy. I can't do nothing for ya. Maybe you better head over to Sweet Cuppin' Cakes Land instead." ☹

[@pikminfan6778]

Mehhhhh. :(

[@photosynthesis69]

Going back and watching these as an adult, never noticed how weird coach z was. “I always enjoyed a good chafe” had me dying 😂😂

[@rci-9160]

I have to keep reminding myself there is nothing to click after the episode...

[@tifftalks6597]

the saddness ...

[@flapjack0925]

Was there even anything clickable in this episode?

[@TheInkPitOx]

They are rebuilding the website

[@isaacreighard3651]

@@TheInkPitOx i cant believe the site is still up at all!

[@numanuma20]

“That might have been the worst three thousand dollars I’ve every spent.”- Homestar Runner

[@micahnewman]

He actually sounds like the Disneyland Safari Cruise (or whatever it's called) "tour guides."

[@JayBird-Depressed-Dreamer]

When I went to Disneyland last year the tour guide for the ride was actually pretty funny, and it was sad because he kept saying "Yeah, this is bad..." ;-;.

[@mude_13]

Micah Newman that's the joke

[@sleepCircle]

i know. I KNOW. I KNOW. me and my sister got someone EXACTLY LIKE THIS the first time we went to didney worl. it was the most perplexing thing our young minds had ever encountered. a year later we watched this and laughed ourselves sick.

[@slashingraven]

I'm a tour guide on the jungle cruise ride Skipper Dan is the name and I'm doing thirty-four shows every day and every time it's the same Look at those hippos, they're wiggling their ears just like they've done for the last fifty years Now I'm laughing at my own jokes but I'm crying inside 'cause I'm working on the jungle cruise ride

[@davidray3133]

slashingraven really? No joke?

[@abnermalityy]

" Oh crap, it's tasteball already"

[@timwoods2852]

I am both intrigued and frightened by the prospect.

[@NoMereRanger73]

It's pretty hilarious how accurate that boat ride was...

[@pikminfan6778]

I can't wait for The Strong Sad Gets Decked Repeatedly Stunt Spook-tacular!

[@PicardManeuver]

Homestar's "hide and seeeeeek" makes me lose my shit every time 😂

[@AwesomeYena]

2:52 There's something funny about Homestar leaning away He's just all like: "Too close, man."

[@Bismuth83X]

IIIIIIT’S TIME FOR TASTEBALL!

[@Alan8tor]

Bismuth83 Oh crap. it’s Tasteball already?

[@Edfan10]

...that was a close call, i hope everyone's okay... I'M NOT O- *csh* shut up. *csh*

[@sakanaojiii2963]

"Don't forget to experience the fury of... A GIFT SHOP" 😆

[@brianrunyon266]

Love it, especially the River quest thingy. I'd say I'm as tall as a beefy arm, if 5'8 or 5'9 counts.

[@windmillmedia7555]

2:37, still better than the Wonka Experience in Glasgow.

[@KalibreSteelblast]

This episode ranks on my top 10, if only because it depicts a scene of the King of Town on fire.

[@brianrunyon266]

"almost as long as I've been growing this moustache." gets me every time.

[@Bunge16]

Strong Sad getting decked makes me cackle every single time.

[@jandypimpson]

This is still sooooo funny after all these years!

[@pikminfan6778]

3:06 And first up on our tour, if you look to your right, experience the fury of, a big rock that's gonna fall on us.

[@TheInkPitOx]

That made me laugh hard!

[@ErrantChordier]

Ohhhhhhhhhhh.....

[@stealthinator00]

It's kinda like a rule of nature that almost every kid must have dreamed of building there own theme park.

[@Abelhawk]

That Riverquest Safariventure voice is hilariously accurate, if you've ever been on a similar ride before.

[@donatrog]

0:48 Strong bad's Mount Ridesplace USA!! "More rides than you or your grandmother can handle!*" *please do not bring your grandmother

[@camhcom]

1:33 i didn't know bubs used to be an evangelion

[@FireLordJohn3191]

@DarthWill3, yes, of course Bubs is being cheap. You expect Bubs to make it easy to win something? Leave it to Bubs to change the rules after you won.

[@Heliocentricity]

Review: When I was on the Bowels of Trogdor, I somehow managed to both throw up *AND* catch fire at the same time. I had to get off of it due to being on it for too long, but I *LOVED* it. It was an experience I'll never end up having forget-have about. The Riverquest Safariventure on the other hand, was rather frightening. The bear holding a shark was just too much for my brain to comprehend. Overall, I rate it a pretty cool out of 10.

[@pikminfan6778]

0:04 Everybody loves this, everybody needs this, it's time for funny stuff.

[@Abelhawk]

"You're gonna have to share a bathroom With some kid from Alabama who kind of sucks The financial aid office is closed on Tuesdays And steer clear of the beef stroganoff at the dining hall! C! G! N! U!..."

[@Bururaian]

Me?

[@pikminfan6778]

Me?

[@judebrooks5467]

I'm not ok..shut up! Lol

[@raulsalcedo8332]

GOooOD...

[@hamursh]

I'm a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride Skipper Bad is the name...

[@TheInkPitOx]

Love me some Weird Al

[@pikminfan6778]

Look at those hippos wiggling their ears. Just like they've done for the last 30 years.

[@SirBlackReeds]

3:41 Is this where Harry Partridge got his inspiration for that BearShark series?

[@liampeklinsky8854]

“Everybody stay in the boat..ill take care of this.....” *takes out 38 revolver*

[@TheInkPitOx]

It's a cap gun

[@pgj1997]

Looks like we scared those headhunters. Let's hope they don't come baaack. Well folks we've made it back safely did everyone have a good time?

[@christopherwall2121]

@@pgj1997 Not really-

[@pgj1997]

@@christopherwall2121 Goooood. Please leave your valuables under your seat and exit to your right.

[@bewilderbeestie]

@@TheInkPitOx Isn't that Coach Z's starting pistol? It also gets a cameo as Dangeresque's Nunchuck Gun.

[@blanehale]

Don't forget to experience the fury of our..... gift shop....."

[@manifestgtr]

“Oo what’s that I hear? The sound of island drums? No, it’s head hunnterrrrssssss”

[@DarthWill3]

Poor KOT! Get the rings INSIDE the bottle? Is Bubs being cheap or something? Lol!

[@andrewmiron5486]

3:30 MrHurriicane the head hunters are everyone trying to have you bad bradford

[@roytard12]

What is the bear and shark supposed to be at 3:36?

[@KairuHakubi]

Come on and stay in the boat (bears!) come on and stay in the boat (bears bears!)

[@mattlinthicum4207]

even cedar point had a safariventure

[@SableGear]

I went on a whale/bird watching boat tour and yes, the guide did actually talk like that! XD

[@tgreaux5027]

how are there 16 people that dislike this? I always wonder who those people are? what they look like? who abused and tortured them that much as a child that they would dislike a Homestarrunner video starring Strong Bad?

[@peter.j.07]

This has always been my favorite sbemail for the long easter egg at the end. Couldn't tell you why, but this is peak sbemailery right here.

[@Tripleye]

0:11 BRACELETY? IS THAT YOU?

[@SerialCommenter]

No it’s his TGS voice who the heck is bracelet whoever the crap

[@Tripleye]

@@SerialCommenter 1) this comment was ironic 2) it was referring to the fact that at 0:11 Strongbad’s voice resembled Bracelety’s voice 3) Bracelety is a character from BFB (Battle For BFDI)

[@Kirbman]

aww i wanted to see what sweet cuppin' cakes land looks like

[@U014B]

They went there in the "mini golf" sbepisode.

[@bluekewne]

I know many Disney cast members who have used the Gift Shop line when working on Jungle Cruise.

[@Sydney-Casket-Base]

Saving this to my watch later!!!! 💜

[@tnaoro]

2:35 sb's riverquest safariventure!

[@trainguy111]

The Bowels of Trogdor remind me of a ride called the Fire Ball, which is made by Larson.

[@lemonbreadd4427]

2:22 isn't this the backstory to Fallout New Vegas: Dead Money?

[@100DollarHeadache]

The Bowels of Trogdor isn't even a roller coaster, it looks like a Larson Super Loop.

[@michaelfixedsys7463]

"Oh no, it's tasteball already?"

[@tmawd20]

Hahaha Shark-Tooth Bubs cameo FTW! Thanks for the factory-error Bubs dolls Japan. :D

[@Jonathan-nn8fe]

Please leave your valuables under your seat, and exit to the riiight.

[@YoshiAngemon]

You know, the King of Town riding the Bowels of Trogdor makes me think that, and this is accurate, The KOT just rides so he can puke up that carnival food, so's he can eat it again. Like Shrek said, "Better out than in, I always say."

[@haydenhardin285]

3:13 Aaaaaaaaah.

[@13mungoman13]

(Teen Girl Squad voice): "Dear Strong Bad, you're the coole-- Ahem, sorry."

[@raulsalcedo8332]

Like, when you think you got an email from some chick named Rachel but find out it's really from some Rafael named Florida.

[@TheInkPitOx]

@@raulsalcedo8332 Rafael Football League

[@raulsalcedo8332]

Keith Pixton There's a sponsorship a brewin' you could almost smell the $$$ lol

[@14mustangsforlife10]

please leave your valuables under your seat and exit to your riiiiiiight

[@whoopsidasi]

Here comes another one of our tour guides, his name is The Cheat, everybody say hi The Cheatttttt.... Hide and seeeeek.

[@matthewg3814]

This one is a classic

[@TheInkPitOx]

"It's time for tasteball" If not for Homestar, that would count as a word salad.

[@Loctorak]

Aaaaaaahm a touchy feely-holic !

[@Alan8tor]

@@Loctorak Jibbile Jibbile Jibbile!

[@gilbertnapoles]

dont forget to see the fury of our gift shoop

[@captainjurgh8142]

Making Theme park, eh? Then onto *Bwisness!*

[@christheleavittman7080]

Captain Jurgh Why you gotta be up in my bwisness?

[@Kentaro21]

@DarthWill3 It's Bubs. What did you expect?

[@NegaPosiminusplus]

2:13 this is the best box of chinese food there's ever been. this is a fact.

[@5unnyjim]

That might have been the worst 3 thousand dollars I've ever spent..

[@TheInkPitOx]

Homestar had $3000?

[@michaelw8262]

Is this the only email where The Paper comes down twice?

[@biddyfox]

this has to be one of the funniest emails he got. so concise

[@RainAngel111]

One of my absolute favourites

[@TheLifeAquatic3]

Well to tell you da truth dere Poppy I've always enjoyed a good chafe!

[@undoneonion90]

"Ryan S."

[@ImMewtwo]

0:33 Strong Bad must have some sensitive nerves to feel that hair come out...

[@Mitsuraga]

"Please do not bring you grandmother."

[@brandommario2]

homestar spent $3000 for sitting in a box next to a running hosepipe

[@FireLordJohn3191]

brandommario2 yup. He's Homestar.

[@srbrant5391]

What does he do for a living?!

[@Popebug]

Still a better investment than the time he bought an Ouya.

[@pikminfan6778]

BugPope Drawn on the loose leaf of HISTORY!!!!

[@Ceelo325ci]

THE STRONG SAD GETS DECKED REPEATEDLY STUNT SPOOK-TACULAR

[@austinreed7343]

0:51 They actually made Bowels of Trogdor in real life.

[@emmarose4234]

Ring of Fire, right? One example of a Ring of Fire is the Joker Chaos Coaster at Six Flags Over Georgia.

[@austinreed7343]

Emma Rose Yes. Exactly.

[@gunluva]

When's Defunctland gonna make a video on this, I wonder.

[@vontosmagicmurderbag2611]

Watching this video might have been the best $3000 I ever spent.

[@joshuascholar3220]

No it wasn't.

[@BurningSilverRose]

"I've always enjoyed a good chafe"

[@TheTattoodmama]

"IIIIIIIT'S TIME FOR TASTEBALL!"

[@TheInkPitOx]

The word is also pronounced chaff

[@Duraganthelion]

No No No! You've gotta get those rings inSIDE the bottle. XD

[@SturkMaster]

On Stoppy the Sign you can see "Badia"... then it shows Strong Badia... and the stop sign there...

[@CusterFlux]

Thank you for enabling my avoidance behavior Strongbad, I will sign you day-pass now.

[@SeLLy261]

I'm General Tao's Chicken mascot! HAHAHA!

[@LchanOtakudom]

Ryan Sully So if it’s ever time for tasteball, you gotta let us know!