(Homestuck) The Felt - Scratch

[@jovan.5312]

Scratch was hands down the greatest villain in Homestuck history

[@aliveithink6985]

No, he was the greatest villain EVER. He tricked everyone into creating everything that happens in Homestuck... Without lying ONCE.

[@crystalcarman6361]

But what about. He who is already here?

[@malagrug4326]

imo Hussie takes the title of greatest villain in Homestuck

[@monochromedream-eatingbaku]

Yup. Jack Noir is great and Caliborn is a messy menace (in a good way) but Doc Scratch is the best, no debate.

[@Togekab00m]

meat dirk wants to talk

[@person5195]

Think of me like your human Uncle.

[@TheSpyroplayer]

Do you want some candy?

[@bananaman6046]

*H E I S H E R U N C L E*

[@dreamingdragon4999]

@@bananaman6046 [S]MSPA Reader: Mental Breakdown

[@deactivated399]

I bet he has a white van

[@Brackets_Guy]

@@deactivated399

[@TheFallen552]

How do you expect to outrun me, WHEN I AM ALREADY HERE?!

[@Solarbeam11]

Stop stealing catchphrases from better villains.

[@TheFallen552]

LunarSol How do you expect me to form an opinion, WHEN I AM ALREADY OFFENDED?!

[@birbddhaGodOfBirbs]

How do you expect to serve me....WHEN I AM ALREADY AN EXCELLENT HOST!!!!!!!

[@monochromedream-eatingbaku]

049 please stop stealing others' catchprases, the doctors say it isn't polite

[@punchtigeredits]

Man, do I miss Doc Scratch! Aside from Spades Slick, Doc Scratch is probably my favorite side character.

[@teebobaggins]

Intermission was effing excellent

[@averybutdifferent5294]

What was your favorite main character?

[@averybutdifferent5294]

Sorry I just realized this was 10 years ago.

[@williamshakespeare9424]

The year is 2021. People came back to this and/or arrived here because they saw a classy looking tall silhouette with a wide hat & a dress. Those are the unfamiliar ones, whose search for classy, tall horror game characters brought them here. To those who were in fact looking for this exact song, congratulations! You're one of a special kind who'll join the nostalgic people sooner or later. Have an outstanding day my friend.

[@Clownin-round]

Waddup i was listening to the whole album cause I'm an intermission fan

[@teebobaggins]

Do you think anyone mistakes her for the big lady in the new resident evil game lol

[@teebobaggins]

@@Clownin-round it was like a drink of Problem Sleuth-flavoured water

[@williamshakespeare9424]

@@teebobaggins Good question. A few probably did.

[@purpleparfaityt2761]

I came for doc scratch

[@shadowincvides]

excellent host, sinister theme.

[@ShadowChromia]

God the old KZbin comment system hurts my brain going through this. Looks like people are talking nonsense...

[@alejandrite9]

ikr every reply was a whole another thread

[@SyukriTheFury]

I am an excellent host.

[@bomes2084]

oh shit-

[@YellowWiz]

And welcome to another episode of Doc Scratch Masterpiece Theatre, ladies and gentlemen. Here is your host, Doc Scratch.

[@HobbitForming]

For a second I thought this was the overture to Sweeney Todd.

[@user-gj3lf6bg1u]

Back from Friendsim.

[@247snowflake]

Top demographics: Female, 13-17 years ಠೆ_ಠೆ

[@malagrug4326]

"I do fancy young women" "Just think of me as your human uncle" UMM

[@maggie.online]

Now it's like 20 - 35

[@SuperHGB]

It's 3:14, 413 backwards

[@tadeogomez7303]

*"SHE HAS **_WHAT?!"_*

[@TinyTiniaMan]

I'm Bach for some more ^^

[@SirScarfalot]

Starting with the time/date in the corner, naturally. Deuce clicked "like" by mistake, and Boxcars ate it.

[@Daisukelover91]

Love the song, but even as a Homestuck fan myself, I have to say: Is it just me or does this sound like something Bach or Beethoven would compose? Or at least a remix of something they did?

[@TehCakeIzALie1]

J.S. Bach - Tocatta and Fugue in D Minor

[@edderiofer]

TehCakeIzALie1 Or at least, the opening 10 seconds. After that appears to be original.

[@morningbell3690]

It’s very much based on Fugues, which were pieces which were composed for the elite and royals, they were usually played in their living rooms. What makes this one kinda special is that it doesn’t really adhere to normal fugue rules, the second “movement” is pretty much in an unrelated key to the first one (D minor to F minor) and it doesn’t modulate into the key in a very smooth way. fIn other words, the song is completely overtaken by a new key, completely overwriting the previous one. Much like Doc himself.

[@fiteclub1999]

Listening to this in class,my friend thought that i was listening to classic music

[@mechanicpluto2430]

This is epic, enough said.

[@maddietaylor381]

Amazing! Excellent sound, so creepy yet... Pretty!

[@CosmosGatito]

scratch played the piano like he played the beta kids

[@CipherMind117]

this is the best song on the album

[@michaelrobles1000]

If Doc Scratch was a boss in a video game this would be his theme... or perhaps Lord English's.

[@Tokanova]

It certainly sounds like music for... I don't know, maybe a boss fight?

[@shoukontuskweather5068]

My playlist has a mixture of music from different games and stuffs. When this song plays, I thought I am hearing SMT DS1's Cathedral(Fusion) music.

[@honeyxlemon6082]

Sounds like draculas entrance

[@catalystcatastrophe6328]

Old Scratch is another term for the demon's name. makes sense

[@DeathSky100]

i like.

[@Molly-ps5mh]

3:14. Ha.

[@TheLawliet10]

That would explain all the candy he has...

[@myrsinelachanaris4016]

he is an excellent host.

[@TriforceCollector]

It does... OR DOES IT?!

[@TriforceCollector]

He does fancy young women

[@deactivated399]

DELET THIS PLS

[@Gwen2465]

Nope I'm 12 and is inlove with Homestuck!

[@kaedeshonk199]

I couldn't help but think of Gravity Falls with that ending.

[@Allanime1221]

It certainly does.........

[@tsunderecat413]

man, i'm such a sucker for baroque music tbh

[@TheBurrowingHippo]

But... The future refused to change.

[@tmbcyberman]

Chrono Trigger?

[@asi9ghost]

Y E S

[@MenwithHill]

1:29 I'm pretty sure this melody has a name.

[@Kirbita22]

I know this comment is literally almost a DECADE old, but. I think that's probably the Black King's theme as heard in Rex Duodecim Angelus, or at least it's very similar for a couple of notes :v

[@StevesJobs]

He ran out of ==> though.

[@absoluteCatastrophy]

i dare someone to play this on an accordion

[@Allanime1221]

doesn't that just... say something about... the felts... and more specifically the person named... in the song...

[@Allanime1221]

He sure does...

[@iacopo6045]

mi ricorda la musica di Dragonball nella saga di frezer😂

[@actionyuri7628]

Ho mio Dio , cosa ci fai tu qua, pensavo che gli italiani non sapessero l'inglese tantomeno cosa fosse HomeStuck, haha

[@poeticcinema5857]

Man I MISS Sn0wman 😭😭

[@chumbawomba3298]

I'm thirteen and I confirm this fact! :D

[@miztheheartless]

It was probably Droog. Spades would have just stabbed the screen.

[@tmbcyberman]

Now it was all 4 of them, + the Handmaid

[@Levyafan]

1 dislike. Spa-a-a-ades! No more internet for you!

[@DSoloQ]

@adeskiman Bach ripped it off from Doc Scratch XD

[@Ponidesu]

This reminded me of a completely unrelated track in many ways: kzbin.info/www/bejne/bIGnmamHlNueb6c Very nice.

[@Oberon_theFaeKing]

Are you the one that made this song? I highly doubt it. Just because there's a pipe organ in this song doesn't mean that its a reference to SM64. Mario in general has absolutely nothing to do with Homestuck or anything else on MPSA for that matter.

[@Vinno1234]

Stating the fact that Homestuck references other media does not explain how or confirm that this song references SM64 in any way. If you can provide links to this Confirmation of yours as proof, then nobody will have an argument against you. But until such a time as proof is provided, you'll have a hard time getting people to believe you.

[@Party_Almsivi]

Are you saying spades isn't the main character?

[@Dovepumpkin]

You obviously haven't heard "English" backwards.

[@adeskiman]

nice song, but the intro is totally ripped off bach