Honest Game Trailers | Assassin's Creed Mirage

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Honest Game Trailers | Assassin's Creed Mirage
Written by Bailey Meyers, Max Song, and Spencer Gilbert
Edited by Max Song
Produced by: Bailey Meyers & Max Song
Post-Production Manager: Emin Bassavand
Content Manager: Mikołaj Kossakowski
Post-Production Specialist: Rebecca Castaneda
Assistant Editor: Kayla Fyfe
Director of Video Production: Max Dionne
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[@manvslife271]

Take a shot every time a AAA talking head says they will "Respect and re-create the original vision" while also "Add new and exciting features"

[@thelaughingrouge]

Why do you hate my liver?

[@Dynaman21]

I’m cutting down thank you.

[@healsallwounds]

RETURN TO ROOTS! It's almost as ubiquitous as "boots on the ground!"

[@sinavaghefi1603]

Yahtzee quotes are gold

[@axhen]

nah i want to stay alive

[@metaloverlord7465]

I can thank the Brendon Frasier Mummy movie for teaching me how fast camels can move long before this game.

[@stormtempterf8058]

But Indy said no camels!

[@miles8385]

The last joke of the video implies that the writer hasn't seen the Brendon Frasier Mummy movie, and that is a TRAVESTY.

[@emmanuelwil-jeff]

@@miles8385 yes the mummy series is goated brandon frasier is such a good actor :D

[@friskydingo9024]

Hahaha I was about to say the same thing

[@smackerlacker8708]

It was Medieval: Total War for me. Never bring a horse to a camel fight. They're scared of them suckers. Honestly, I've learned more from video games than I did in school.

[@jaspervanheycop9722]

Another fun camel fact (that I learned when I went "nu-uh" at a fantasy novel but it turned out I was wrong) camels can eat fish and meat, and will do so in a survival situation, they just prefer vegetable matter.

[@maxortiz8795]

Yeah unless an animal is an obligate carnivore or obligate herbivore, the line between carnivore and herbivore is a lot more gray than you’d think, and I’m not just talking about herbivores. I’m talking horses eating chicks for their bones, hippos killing and eating wayward zebra, in nature free protein is free protein and you’re only as vegan as your options. Casual geographic did a video on it and a lot more animals dabble in meat eating than one would expect

[@louradean9293]

@@maxortiz8795 hello fellow casual geographic enjoyer!

[@maxortiz8795]

@@louradean9293 just tryin not to end up on a shirt

[@vipe650r]

Every day, I learn how a few vegetarians are even actual vegetarians exist in nature. Pretty much any animal that I’ve come across will eat meat and such if it’s available and or necessary. Like deer. Deer 100% will eat meat, and I don’t believe it even has to be especially urgent.

[@seanwilkinson7431]

Did you hear about the guy who got kicked out of the murder cult? He was dismembered.

[@alibushell6762]

Win

[@Tackitt]

Such a loss, he'll always be remembered.

[@jmal]

I’m falling to pieces over this pun.

[@nataliekittylane4910]

‘Baghdad’s Assassins College for Misunderstood Boys’ had me on the floor 😅😅

[@brandonr2906]

I legit didn't know this game was out until I saw this video pop up.

[@eduardoubilla4307]

Same, but the game will still make bank.

[@pamoweiberezi5315]

​@@eduardoubilla4307of course it will, it's the call of duty of Ubisoft

[@Zeb364]

This is the first time I’ve heard of the kitties and is also the first time I‘ve been at all interested in this game.

[@_Smarf_]

Had the exact same thought! 🐱

[@andiran23]

The kitties and petting animations were also there in Valhalla too!

[@adamdavis1737]

I didn't realize how much I needed this game until you showed me that you can pick up cats to give them chin scratches

[@olette495]

Yes! It was sade when they got rid of animal petting in AC Unity. There were cats everywhere and they had a bunch of cats on a boat

[@adolhein]

An Honest Trailer for Super Robot Wars 30, please. Also holy shit, a few seconds in you're already coming in swinging with that "sitting on your laurels as a competitive sport" joke.

[@SimpleReally]

not only can camels gallop, they can swim, not just shallow waters but actual swimming in the sea. camels are op

[@MattwosRandomNonContent]

3:02 They should really let you pull a Samurai Jack by letting you sneak around in excessive sunlight instead lol.

[@joshuaharper1206]

Shrinkflation is a funny joke, but to be real with you, the other new ACs have been waaaaayyy over bloated. It's back to basics for the series which it needed, focused, fun, seems to have less bugs from what I've seen, and has a lower price because there's less content despite it being the better choice to begin with. There's really nothing to complain about here.

[@n_veeus4039]

You should say, "I don't fart. I just whisper in my pants. Sometimes it's a scream."

[@brokentuskclan1795]

I can't believe walking around a tech building looking at stuff, is not a feature

[@SCHU50]

'Assassin's Creed Shrinkflation' made me want to do a slow clap.

[@Digitize27]

Wondering how you didn't know that camels can gallop made me realise that there has never been an honest trailer for the original Brendan Fraser Mummy films. An injustice, if there ever was one.

[@BenHopkins1000]

I thought they already made one

[@feynstein1004]

They did it a long time ago. Looks like you missed it lol

[@lostlegend2197]

Please do an Honest Game Trailer for Spider-Man 2

[@ThePhantomKing]

I'm pretty sure that's going to be their next one

[@Dynaman21]

Wasn’t expecting the Starring to have a Goodfellas reference.

[@TheKatie1227]

Cant be the only one who liked the present thing and missed them from the early days?

[@VanitasTheBest]

You mean the story around Desmond? Yeah, I really liked that too, it made Assassins Creed what it is. The connection between Protagonist and his ancestors. But it got way out of Hand after they killed Desmond. It's not worth it to follow anymore.

[@TheKatie1227]

@@VanitasTheBest agree it got really nowhere for many games, but I'd still love to get more of Rebecca and Shawn and the fun comment entries in the animus, and what they did at the end of valhalla kind of put the present storyline slighty back on track. Shakingly, but it was a good first steps. If there's zero present thing, what's the difference between any game taking place in any time and AC games? used to be the animus and the conflict continuing in the present, now it's just another random serie on the market. It even feels like '.'whats the point of beating all these bad guys in the past knowing its all the same in the present and it probably will never stop because we'll never get resolved''. Valhalla got me finally crossing fingers for the future and they just dropped everything.

[@ImCptnAwesome]

The Animus, to me, was just an unnecessary part of the game that slowed the game to a snail's pace. In AC1 I thought it was an annoyance, and by AC: Brotherhood I was really hoping they would do away with it altogether.

[@stevenchoza6391]

Please say “Wish I could’ve been there to see Caesar die. What an asshole.”

[@JustinZarian]

A Jumpstart 1st Grade reference? That hit my nostalgia so hard

[@benjiarias7836]

I had to pause the game and let the feels and memories wash over me...

[@HIT14MAN2]

Do a Honest Game Trailer for Hyperdimension Neptunia

[@shardinhand1243]

never heard of it but that names sounds awesome lookin it up.

[@stax6092]

+

[@Cyfa48]

Very enjoyable game! I'm glad it was scaled down, hopefully we keep getting entries at this size with a good focus on story.

[@jasonashley9853]

I can't believe he didnt say "In a game that *still* isn't set in Fuedal Japan for some reason"

[@philiplopresti4060]

It looks like I have failed (as always) to get an Honest Game Trailer made for SimCity. It's a bit disheartening, but if I can soldier on through being a New York Giants' fan, I can soldier on through this: Do SimCity! SimCity! SimCity! SimCity!

[@kjax139]

Cry more

[@philiplopresti4060]

@@kjax139 If that's what it's going to take, I'm gonna work up some tears for next time I fail.

[@kjax139]

@@philiplopresti4060 we know 😂

[@ArawnOfAnnwn]

And Cities Skylines, Dwarf Fortress and Hyperdimension Neptunia! \o/

[@overseastom]

​@@kjax139jesus christ, Internet - why are you like this?!

[@matthewjarek3026]

Do an Honest Game Trailer for Transformers: War for Cybertron and Transformers: Fall of Cybertron.

[@matthewjarek3026]

Please say, "We're sorry we haven't made an Honest Game Trailer for Batman: Arkham Origins yet." and then make an Honest Game Trailer for Batman: Arkham Origins.

[@DrummerFromSkychief]

This channel gets better with every video.

[@ImCptnAwesome]

Camels can run up to 40mph apparently. That's impressive especially since they have a backpack lol.

[@kamron_thurmond]

AC Mirage is basically everything I wanted it to be.

[@thrasher122489]

At least they made an Assassin's Creed Game, This series hasn't been Assassin's Creed Since Revelations.

[@yeahherewego2606]

💀

[@dosbilliam]

I'm SO happy I watch the DBZA Commentary videos and have context for the Keikaku clip.

[@yourfriendlyinternetmeatshield]

"Ive got a majors in murder and a minor in killing"- Schaffer the Darklord

[@r3l1csvk]

haven´t played (not interest built towards this one at all) but saw that there are actually disguises which do help blend in,just need to wear them in proper situations (like going around a marketplace dressed as a merchant)

[@olette495]

Is it like AC Liberation with Aveline where she had different outfits? That option made her the smartest Assassin ever in my book.

[@r3l1csvk]

@@olette495 sounds like that from what i´ve heard,yes

[@leoric21]

I Really Loved Hunting Deer With A Pack Of Cats In Assassin's Creed Origins But I Guess Petting Them Is Fun Too

[@digonto9683]

Please say: "If you are bad , I am your DAD!!"

[@sepp4815]

think a game at the time of the crusades would be cool, like actualy seeing at and helping the crusaders conquer/see them doing it or Saladin reconquer the lands, as actual asssasins

[@armdaggerblade]

3:49 should've been 'assassin guild's ultimate technique: NIGERUNDAYOOOOO'

[@fanthonyfictions]

What bothered me about the entire plot of the game, is that everything from the smallest gripe to the biggest offence, could have been solved with a conversation. If I open the vault, will you stop enslaving people? If they stop enslaving people, will you stop killing them? Once we open the vault, what's Step 2? Step 1, collect underpants. Yes but what's step 2? .... We'll come back to that. You can't open the vault. We swore to protect it. Why? Because. It'll change you! Change me how? We don't know! we can't risk it! Master Assassin just gave me permission. He did? Yeah. In that case I'll have to kill you. Why?? Because I don't want you to open the vault! I am loyal to our cause! Master Assassin GAVE me permission! Lets go talk to him together and you can voice your concerns to him directly! Noooo! Okay I went in the vault. Turns out I lived many lives... I have more questions than answers. Then I quit. Why? Because this is not who Assassins are! But, literally nothing has changed! If we leave the door open, masked men would walk in, see there's nothing worth dying over, and leave. Nooooo.

[@MattGoesRogue]

Brilliant as always! Made me laugh so hard 😂😂😂

[@IamGhede]

I can't wait to buy this! In 6 years... when it finally comes to steam....

[@varchar3587]

I loved the allusion tu russian "strategic retreat" and "part of the plan" 😅

[@elgordobondiola]

My dad finished the game in a week. All of it.

[@Herowebcomics]

That was fun! Now for a FULL Assassin's creed game!

[@Memelord2020]

Make an Honest Trailer for Super Mario RPG

[@shardinhand1243]

good idea dude

[@fishpop]

Most interesting thing about this game to me is that song used in the KZbin ads. :P

[@arnold20139]

Please can we do Robocop: Rogue City already. Thank you 😂

[@MegaChaos91]

As someone who watched The Mummy, yes, I knew that camels could gallop. :D

[@GodLikesSnacks]

Please say "I am the Bone of my Sword, Steel is my Body and Fire is my Blood"!

[@powerfulshammy]

Do Soul Knight Prequel the most anticipated mobile game this year and how broken their servers are 😂

[@mjra76]

You missed the teleportation part. With which you can assassinate up to 5 different targets from different spots simultaneously without being detected during the process😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@emelsonsabado672]

Please do the game of the year award nominees

[@greatazuredragon]

Great episode.

[@KohanKilletz]

I'm not gonna lie though, the obsession with cats is the most Arabic thing ever.

[@mikdan8813]

Please do Conker's Bad Fur Day!

[@Mr_SpinelesS]

Weird, I didn't get a notification for this one. Luckily I checked after watching the video on Oppy.

[@andrewhaase1826]

Say: "You've got to be kidding me. I've heard this a craptillion times." T_T

[@CthulhuOli]

Please do a retro review of the Legacy Of Kain game series

[@Ellimanist15]

Kid Icarus: Uprising honest trailer? Can't stop won't stop

[@Kefkaownsall]

A SWANA man deviating from his quest to sight see, I get you Ubisoft cheeky you

[@jasonl8681]

say: "We're not retreating, we're advancing toward a future victory!"

[@joermnyc]

Do Ace Combat 4: Shattered Skies, the framing story is astonishingly good, and the game mechanics are great… except for having to fly for a long ass time to reach the part of the map that lets you trying landing somewhere.

[@jackfrost3501]

Am I the only person that remembers spending 6th grade on Runescape? We need the Honest Trailer

[@paytonturner1421]

Good video, keep it up.

[@DaDude2011]

Jumpstart 1st Grade!?!? Holy crap THAT was a deep cut!

[@gamerkid2717]

I think that if you did an honest trailer for Space Hulk: Deathwing You might be able to get some real comedy gold out of it especially doors Independent tangent can you go "for the emperor!!!" in your best Space Marine voice (I'm going to use it as my ringtone)

[@kabirqureshi6346]

The true gem of the game: CAAAAATSSS

[@marianhernandez6655]

I cannot wait for Lethal company honest game trailer! i hope yall make one.

[@TailsMiles249]

I knew a Fight Club joke was coming when the spoiler disclaimer came up

[@2000tmaster]

3:08 To be fair, it is a Parshendi tradition.

[@JustinZarian]

Say: “Jump! Jump! Jump…start first grade!”

[@chassan10]

Let's face it, the Hidden ones are the worst kept secret since the Kumite in Bloodsport.

[@lozzimusprime]

I discovered camels can move because of the Brendan Fraser Mummy movie, and my inlaws confirmed it when they visited Egypt. Those buggers can move their butts.

[@obviousalias132]

I like the “future shit”

[@mattep74]

I was surprised how short it was.

[@ArawnOfAnnwn]

Do Honest Trailers for the Simcity/Cities Skylines games, Dwarf Fortress and Hyperdimension Neptunia!

[@sexydictator3241]

You should have used the G4 "You Just Got Learned" clip at the end of the video instead. 😂😂

[@TheKrappenfest]

Speaking of murder, how about one HGT for Robocop Rogue City?

[@Gogiiy19]

Awesome, would u do cabal / cabal 2 and/or cabal mobile. :)

[@Milkshakeenthusiast]

I got Dinosaurs video game for Christmas 2007, awesome game!

[@Danny_Fantasy]

Please say, "Diplomatic immunityyyyy"

[@artturisiikanen3843]

next to do the legend of heroes series!!!(or cut it to 4 pieces trails in the sky 1-3 ,trails into azure and trails into zero , trails of cold steel and finally trails in the black and trails in the black 2: crimson sin.

[@rubz1390]

Thought you guys would make fun of the teleporting multi kills.

[@OctacleEdits]

Can we get an Honest Game Trailer for Conker’s Bad Fur Day?

[@yourfriendlyinternetmeatshield]

This is the one we need!

[@Talwar3k]

Say: "Mm, I love this one. My old man gave it to me."

[@dersteffen5948]

Give me the chills with the line "Welcome to PlayPaintChill. You just gained honor +2 for following us ! ".

[@sunnyjr7699]

Take notes Activision, this is how you turn a DLC into a full price title.

[@AlexanderCano369]

"No That one's never coming out" LMAO

[@adamholt5395]

Please say "Man that's a lot of camel toe. Get your mind out of the gutter."

[@RapsCalorie]

NGL "Absolutely none of that future shit" makes me consider picking this game up all by itself.

[@degariuslozak2169]

Assassin's Creed hasn't been Assassin's Creed since Origins

[@CJTerry]

Basim is such a squishy assassin

[@noirknight9770]

We're Returning to the Roots with this one boiz

[@Use_Your_Imaginasian]

Please do an honest game trailer for Super Mario RPG Remake!

[@Cleanframe]

Please say: "Damn son where'd you find this!?"

[@kratosofthedead]

Do croc legend of the gobbos!!

[@user-jh4lx4mi3c]

Please do an Honest Game Trailer to Atlas Fallen

[@milestrombley1466]

The Cat Man Assassin. 😁

[@AhmedEnglish-tf1gd]

Assassin's Creed Mirage is one of the games in Ubisoft library

[@kurtesparon6914]

Finally returned to roots

[@healsallwounds]

It’s just the way it is.