Honest Game Trailers | Kingdom Hearts 3

[@xscythe67]

The whole meta of this franchise is that the story is actually a chess game being played by 2 kids as though it's a D&D session.

[@LupineShadowOmega]

And they cheat. XD

[@ksaraf23]

LupineShadowOmega more accurately, XEHANORT cheats.

[@ubermaster1]

@@ksaraf23 And he STILL losses

[@LupineShadowOmega]

@@ksaraf23 Oh no. Time travel on the side of light was definitely cheating. The cut-scene even supports this as kid Nort says "No fair." to "The Light can be tricky" bit. They are both definitely cheating, though Darkness cheats first and most often.

[@linux750]

If that's true, I'm gonna need a list of chess pieces as the characters, such as Xehanort = King(black) Eraqus = King(white) Namine = Bishop(white) Rikku = Rook(black) Sora = pawn(white) Vanitas = pawn(black) etc.

[@jafortaier9301]

"I am 90% sure this game is just an attempt to kill epileptic people." This is literally gold

[@LeFreshmeat]

Literally?

[@LuckiSir]

Literally?

[@jafortaier9301]

Sorry.... I am not that good at English. Still learning

[@TheHomelessBird]

this is an ongoing issue in English actually, “literally” now has a slang meaning that means pretty much the exact opposite of the classic definition. So you used it correctly, just correctly in the slang sense, and incorrectly in the literal sense. Hope that was not too confusing

[@bighouse581]

Had to pause the video cuz I was laughing soooooo hard

[@teahmonaghan]

"Flamboyant trench coat clad anime boys." I have never heard a more accurate description of the organization before and im dying.

[@Gohan3389]

Don't forget "with 3 x's in their names."

[@darkmirrornightmaren8980]

And 2 girls

[@maximvsdread1610]

and chugging nyquil on a merry go round.

[@neowolf09]

Explains why I've always had a thing for them

[@teahmonaghan]

@@neowolf09 oh me too. Me too.

[@Heboux]

”Maybe your investment for the series died along with the childish ability to feel joy.. ”This hit me hard

[@lethous7515]

It’s crazy that when the first one came out I was in 5th grade. When the 3rd launch I was playing it with a baby and dogs next me in my house with a career and a mortgage. Just like the video said. Lol

[@blackchase6732]

its the 10th

[@Blitzmonkey5]

Same

[@SlavoidUkr]

When the first game came out I wasn't even born🙂

[@kemasnursyamsu6363]

same here, ty for remind me this reality

[@Glitch0Angel]

Kingdom hearts, it's fun, you'll cry, question God or atleast why the hell Donald still doesnt heal you.

[@shanafrank166]

Nikolai Brown because you never learned that you can change his settings 🤣

[@AdanRayner]

Because he's useless! Especially in all the later fights where you're basically flying the whole time, and him and Goofy just stand on the ground watching?

[@MrRemicas]

He was charging up that Zettaflare. Can't waste his MP on you.

[@ErenYaeger845]

Its because he was saving all of that up for zettaflare in the Keyblade graveyard lmao Damn someone beat me to it. But I'm keeping the comment

[@ML-tr1hz]

It's because hes a black mage

[@Eph_Wilson]

“8 minutes? That seems kind of long for these.” You start explaining the plot. “Oooh, I get it now.”

[@5at5una]

after explaining the plot " i... i dont get it"

[@zygas25]

To be honest i think the plot has gone to lost levels of pulling it out of thier ass. Even after him explaining it im like what?

[@5at5una]

@@zygas25 just like epic commentator said.. namura ties all up and ended up being a noose to your brain.. like pretty much wtf..

[@King_Luigi]

_"8 minutes? That seems kind of long for these.”_ (You start explaining the plot.) _"...isn't that kinda short for one of these?"_

[@BobbyTheGamerOfJUSTICE]

It’s not even that confusing. 😂

[@matthewmorrissey481]

As someone who absolutely LOVES this series: This is pretty accurate.

[@yoloalchemist]

Same here. There were some points I personally disagreed with, but this is generally on point.

[@BobbyTheGamerOfJUSTICE]

Aside from the part where people have zero investment in the story, agreed. My investment in this series hasn’t been this strong in a long time.

[@Apachboss12]

They really did their homework with this game and the lore. As a fan (who loves the game) I really enjoyes it

[@emmanuelwil-jeff]

As a gamer looking from the outside that was garbled mush but if everyone here says it's right I'll believe them as I've only played FF8 which is the only thing even remotely related to this

[@matthewmorrissey481]

Emmanuel Wil-Jeff word to the wise, don’t start with KH3. You’ll just be lost story wise. Last year they rereleased them all in a All-in-one package for the PS4 that has all of them for 50$. I recommend renting that and playing for like maybe 5-10 hours before deciding to get into the series because no joke it’s a lot of a lot.

[@SuperLovelessgirl]

The fact that he explains the game and I actually understood it proves, I've invested way too much into this series 🤣

[@vasudean]

Same here. Funnily enough, I understood the story and I still think it's stupid with WAY too many asspulls.

[@RaymondTywaif]

"Liability" "Dark Power Bottom" "He Likes To Hyukk" "I've been having these weird thoughts lately, like is any of this gonna End, or not? It's not" Lmao brutally honest and not wrong. Btw, Verum Rex really does seem like reborn FF13vs so people could be right that it's gonna be a rewritten FF13vs to fit the future KH titles where there may be more FF/SE characters (unlike KH3) and more life-death/existence philosophically related Disney themed worlds could be used like Coco, Brother Bear, Meet the Robinsons, Pinocchio, Brave, Onward, etc (at least I hope so, fanbase has grown up and more ready for heavier themes after all).

[@Calios]

*"In fights where particle effects are flying so thick and fast that the most relevant combat skill is having any idea what the f*ck is going on!"* Painfully true.

[@dragobane4728]

Especially in Critical Mode

[@benjamin7746]

No I guess you never played on lvl 1 or just critical

[@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley]

Thought I was the only one! Kingdom Hearts 3 gave me a headache and I would use the major skill attack because I knew they did more damage but had little idea of how to control most of them.

[@Thoralmir]

Yeah, I could barely keep track of where the enemies were through the hail of sparks, lasers, explosions, twinkling lights, and fireworks. Not that it mattered in the end most of the time.

[@TaliesinMyrddin]

One of the data battles felt more like a Dragon Ball Z game than any Dragon Ball Z game I have played, cuz I managed a combo for a good 10 seconds where I couldn't see myself or the enemy boss, due to us both teleporting around the arena as the camera struggled to keep up

[@grimmashley8422]

He forgot to mention the second part of the DLC, where you get slapped around by 13 different hard bosses to unlock a secret boss that MIGHT hint at the story of the next game. I haven't beaten a single one.

[@pyrosianheir]

I tried to fight one of them. Once. Max level, Ultima... but I'm middling at the game, and so left immediately after to have fun with something else. XD

[@weaponsci]

Those data battles are a whole new level of abuse. I can't blame them for skipping out on them altogether.

[@Kingdom850]

Might? It literally does....

[@Gunplabro]

Same

[@justchill7823]

after more than a month at it, im finally at Master Xehanort. in Critical Mode. at level 56.

[@TyrannosavageRekt]

"...less beloved titles..." **shows Hercules, Tangled, and Big Hero 6** Wait, what?

[@thesilverblader6714]

also showed "Frozen" So like Hercules, Tangled Frozen, and one more.

[@thesilverblader6714]

I can kinda agree Frozen is overrated, but Tangled and Big Hero 6 less loved!!? I'm insulted mister honest trailer.

[@SlavoidUkr]

I definitely disagree with Tangled. It's an amazing movie, no,

[@TyrannosavageRekt]

@Aaron Smith What? It made over $650 million, and was a critical darling.

[@TyrannosavageRekt]

@Aaron Smith For comparison, Guardians of the Galaxy was released that same year, also with a cast of relatively unknown superhero characters on a budget of $232 million dollars, with a box office return of $773 million. Big Hero 6 was made on a budget of $165 million, and had a box office return of $658 million. Wreck-It Ralph came out a year before on the same budget, and only made $471 million. The Good Dinosaur came out the following year on a budget of $175 million, and only made $332 million. Monsters University beat it out, though that has the benefit of being both a sequel and a Pixar movie. The only movies that beat it substantially over that time period were Frozen, Inside Out, and Zootopia (in terms of animated movies, and they were huge successes), and Marvel & Star Wars movies. I'm not saying BH6 was a HUGE hit or anything, but it did very well.

[@dulcae]

“making the already floaty gameplay more disorienting than chugging NyQuil on a merry go-round” NAILED IT

[@KingFreshies]

"As tetsuya tries to tie it all together like a neat little bow, or a noose for your brain to hang itself with" 🤣

[@arceuslordofcreation8824]

So to summarize the plot: "Whaaaaaaaaaat?"

[@emmanuelwil-jeff]

Ya that's about right also i was trying my best to follow along but this is god tier levels of confuse lore and general memes i'd even put in a jojo's reference bc ofc everything is a jojo's reference

[@Mr._Nobadi_M._Portent]

Basically. But we're dealing with something in league with FF, so it's kinda par for the course, isn't it?

[@pianist150]

Somebody in a 45 minute Kingdom Hearts cutscene: Sora, you need to find the power of waking to awaken Roxas's heart which is lost inside yours so that we can use a replica to bring him back because replicas allow for new hosts to take over and Roxas doesn't have a corporeal form anymore since he's in your heart and he's one of the Guardians of Light and without him Xehanort will acquire the X-blade and open Kingdom Hearts and have access to all hearts and souls..." Me: WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!?!?!?

[@akumaking1]

"Bruh"

[@TheeLZ]

That’s it. That’s the game series in one word. Good night folks.

[@TitanDraugen]

Please say: "OKAY, I BELIEVE YOU"

[@dragobane4728]

Just a pancake fan I see

[@BeyondTheZenith]

I see, you're a man of culture as well

[@greatest_hoi]

PLEASEEE

[@BiggusNickus]

OUCHEE OUCH

[@deamonmindgaming2054]

were getting another series that will add on to the lore ill see you guys when im 56 and still trying to piece together all this

[@Tysakasa]

That's pretty generous. In reality you'll be in your 80s and senile by the time we get another one. Which should make playing it a lot more interesting XD

[@zygas25]

Good luck

[@MASTEROFEVIL]

@@Tysakasa I probably won't even live to see it

[@BReedhomies]

People say they should just end the series but its hard for me to agree. Kingdom hearts is a one-in-a-million idea. In an era of turn based RPGs, they created one of the best action battle systems of all time. They managed to successfully make a Disney game that appealed to adults. They managed to successfully combine disney with final fantasy. If they were to end it, we would lose all of that. Still, they could probably benefit from some new narratives

[@LVL5esper]

@@BReedhomies I agree. All KH really need is a new narrative. They sort of did that with Birth By Sleep. Introducing new characters who were NOT Sora and the other 2 half pints. In the end Terra and Aqua became fan favorites. Ventus not so much as he's a bad Sora+Roxas clone. Ventus was never quite like Sora and despite his design, he was NOT the dual wielding black cloaked character that is Roxas. KH's story by no means is even that complicated to understand. Its basically a meme at this point. Dont even know who started the "so convoluted, so hard to understand." Convoluted? Yes. Impossible to follow? Not even close. KH3 is really the only one with a major need in character backstory for returning members of OGXIII.

[@ShadwehUmbrea]

Axel said it best in this game: "There's too much to memorize!"

[@silverpslm]

I wish he kept going with other characters names. Mean Girl Roses are Red, Sythes are Sharp Dr. Vexenstein While My Sitar Gently sleeps You got know when to Holdem Mute Guard number 1 Mute Guard number 2 The X Man Darth Sora Master Skyjoker

[@mathewhuong3421]

Applause! All of these are perfect :D

[@silverpslm]

I forgot one. One Eye know something you don't know. Let's keep going with these, and guess who they are.

[@miguelespana5495]

Beatles reference

[@Calruxio]

Don't forget about all of the Disney and Pixar characters in each world. My personal favorite is "Not Dani Devito." What can I say, silence is golden.

[@silverpslm]

@@Calruxio I think alot of them would have a similar name. Not Tom Hanks Not Tim Allen. Not John Goodman

[@edenrahav]

When you realize that in this game you find out that you find out the name of Rapunzel's kingdom which is Corona, how sad it is to think that maybe the name was the second reason why Rapunzel has been in insolation for 18 years

[@sergiopepe2210]

Underrated

[@dinozero2]

Lmao what an unfortunate coincidence.

[@yoloalchemist]

Took me a minute to realize why this comment is funny LOL

[@vincevvn]

Yes... insulation...

[@Ralph_Sandwich]

"When you find out that you find out"

[@inubaka07]

And Donald Duck becomes the greatest mage in history.

[@darylchiu9030]

IMO, Ducktales 2017 Donald Duck is his best incarnation.

[@darkfire1408]

Literally only Donald and the most powerful form of Bahumat are capable of casting Zettaflare

[@callianr6980]

@@darkfire1408 Well, there was that Eldritch Abomination from Bravely Second.

[@darkfire1408]

@@callianr6980 Was there? I never finished that one.

[@callianr6980]

@@darkfire1408 Final Boss.

[@tsukuyomi9960]

Eraqus: Our chess game will change the future of children Everyone: Okay, I believe you

[@SweetyMiki]

Wait, wait, wait, wait. Was that just a mother flippin Just a Pancake reference?!

[@tsukuyomi9960]

Miss Minori yes, yes it was

[@ThrashMetallix]

Darkness.

[@Couch_Banana]

Ouchie ouch.

[@rexdaily]

Within darkness

[@hilumia8312]

"I've been having these weird thoughts lately, is any of these gonna end, or not?" "It's not" I ded

[@parallax7789]

How did I read this as soon as he said it!?

[@deartsygirlflem3374]

"Which seems pretty lenient...I mean hell is canonically a place, right?" *Shows Hades* I'm done 😂

[@ihvojd]

I literally screamed out FINALLY after seeing this in my notifications.

[@codycarney2311]

Same here

[@yoloalchemist]

Same here honestly. There were some points I disagreed with personally, but generally speaking, this is a very well written honest trailer.

[@DjBoggLEMaN]

Me too took long enough

[@pirateraider1708]

And I screamed in frustration halfway into a video for the lore of this series. :D

[@BeeMusic2024]

I never clicked something so fast

[@Lycanthromancer1]

Say, "You can't have SLAUGHTER without LAUGHTER!" Then cackle evilly.

[@eln5343]

Also "You can't have slaves slavs."

[@KetcherEC]

Is that a drawn together reference?

[@Lycanthromancer1]

@@KetcherEC Never seen it, so if it is, it's unintentional.

[@thend4427]

@@KetcherEC ah yes the best cartoon

[@codycarney2311]

This took almost as long as Kingdom Hearts 3 itself to come out

[@yoloalchemist]

Tell me about it. My guess is they were waiting for everything in Re:Mind to become accessible.

[@yoloalchemist]

Dracone1024 I know, it still doesn’t make sense even with that. Maybe they had cold feet, I don’t know.

[@thedeependschanger1089]

Maybe they've got some next level trolling going on

[@angelyuekero]

@@yoloalchemist Maybe they have an Xbox and had to wait :v

[@yoloalchemist]

angelyuekero I didn’t think about that. That could be the reason.

[@babywithanoldsoul]

"it just wouldn't be a kindom hearts game without making you play a bad shooter every few hours" omg facts 😂😂😂😂 I be like dammnnnn bruh

[@dallasl3688]

"Dark Power Bottom" made me laugh a lot harder than I probably should have.

[@djanime317]

I screamed when he called Kairi: “Liability” 😂😂😂😂😂🤣

[@boopsanddabz8702]

djanime317 I choked on spaghetti I was eating and then Xion as Gone Girl. I screamed so hard.

[@djanime317]

LaMarcus Brooks they had no chill whatsoever with this 😂😂😂😭

[@landoncramblitt6775]

I loved it when he called ventus heart worms

[@awesomemcawesomeshorts9531]

"Do I own that? Ha ha!" Killed me.

[@theone3746]

That's actually the simplest explanation you give about this game, which says a lot.

[@mdubmachine]

The One Same. I actually understand what happened a little bit more now.

[@benjamin7746]

Just listen during the cinematic it really not that hard

[@angelgomez8409]

You forgot to about the fact that the Dark Mega Destruction Ball of Darkness and Destruction and Knuckles never hurts anyone. *Also Yen Sid's name spelled backwards is Dis-*

[@EvanFarshadow]

Say “Darkness Within Darkness Within Everlasting Darkness!”

[@BamBam0141]

Omg I'm crying at "reformed juggalo" and "x's gonna give it to ya" 😂😂😂

[@capu4516]

"Eraquest" is my favorite kingdom hearts chatacter As Master Eraqus would say: No pass

[@Nachachus]

Wait wait WAIT! Is that a motherflipping justapancake reference?!?!?!?!?!?!

[@DarknessWithinRiku]

@@Nachachus KEYBLADE (Obviously it's not.)

[@alri1054]

Darkness

[@zyxluz4645]

@@alri1054 QUACK

[@javanlth]

You mean Erasqueeze?

[@julianfishman2888]

"Twirling around on poles like a cheap stripper" - I LOVE THIS PART

[@smashbros.5426]

“As you ‘try to enjoy’ a game that makes your realize that maybe your investment in the series died along with your childish ability to feel joy.” 😅 so true I hate KH3!

[@nettojms5083]

I just watch LPs, just for the story.

[@thesilverblader6714]

I loved KH3. It was the first one I played and even after playing the other ones I still like it, though I can see why some people hate it. It does have it's Down moments, cough ahem"Frozen" cough

[@nicke.8622]

@@thesilverblader6714 you should watch the game theory video about how the frozen world might of actually been a lot better than what it is now, it sounds way better than what we got :(

[@carlitolol1435]

@@thesilverblader6714 I actually like Frozen so I was happy to see Sora meet Elsa

[@MrBISHOP826]

“X’s gonna give it to ya” had me dying 😂 In all serious. I’m prob the biggest KH mark you’ll find, and even I can admit how mind numbing KH3 was. We honestly could’ve skipped the whole game, started at post San Fransokyo events(aka the only thing that matters), and it wouldn’t have made a difference. All that Triple-A budget for HOURS of pretty cutscenes that contribute nothing and hold zero stakes. Sora in this game was such a a childish pushover, and en route to the KBG, the game lacked any sense of consequence or impending doom. The plot did not make me feel like the journey was building up to a world ending threat.

[@KingHarambe_RIP]

Marcus Bishop If we’re being honest, Nomura hasn’t written Disney worlds that consistently mattered to the plot since KH1. I actually laughed at loud when Ven said that you had the power to save him the whole time. The game admits the Disney worlds were a complete waste. 😂

[@landoncramblitt6775]

I’ve been playing this since I was 7 and I still love this game franchise and I got the GameStop deluxe pack and I’ve replayed every game on every difficulty

[@MrBISHOP826]

@@KingHarambe_RIP In orig KH I enjoyed that Sora was trying to find Riku+Kairi during the journey. He was also exposed to new knowledge about his role/quest by other friends and antagonists in almost every world. Despite worlds not having individually strong plots, other things gave them substance, impact, and built towards the finale. When I made it to Hollow Bastion and especially the End of the World, I felt like I had been on a long journey. Narratively speaking, I think KH1 was the best paced. KH2 and KH3 worlds felt standalone and didn't really progress the plot or give new insight and consequence(except in isolated and endgame areas).

[@KingHarambe_RIP]

Marcus Bishop Exactly. Many are fine standalone experiences but to fans invested in the larger plot, all they do is stall progress.

[@sesshonuyasha]

Good Thing i didn't play all the titles and just buckled up and enjoyed the ride ! I learned after Mass Effect Trilogy.......

[@lilinu060]

They already confirmed this isn’t the last game with sora as the main character just the last of the Xehanort saga and they confirmed that even when they do stop using sora as the main character they plan to continue the games with a new cast

[@rvawildcardwolf2843]

Does that mean they'll just let Sora and Kairi have their damnned happy ending? All I want is those two to be together. It's a FREAKING Disney franchise isn't it!

[@lilinu060]

ArticWolf325 !!! Yes but it’s also square Enix the lords of not letting people be together

[@ForrestFox626]

I just wish Nomura would let Sora and Riku be together.

[@Heather_L_Wood]

"That you had to wait all the way through your puberty for." He ain't wrong.

[@jkkvnttj]

say, ''EA sports, It's only half of the game.''

[@michaelolegario6399]

Last time for KH 0.2 Riku was a Top. Now he's a "Dark Power Bottom"? Boi be versatile I guess.

[@theravingtimes9582]

Is anybody going to talk about how OP the Pixar characters are? We had Sully grab Vanitas and dump him into the Himalayas and Woody straight-up telling Young Xehanort that nobody ever liked him.

[@oldspice051]

2 is still my favorite of the franchise, and it feels like it has a better ending (it wasn’t very cliffhangerish). But I think I had the most fun with 3’s combat.

[@BobbyTheGamerOfJUSTICE]

2 still had a mountain of unanswered questions much like KH3 here though. & The game literally ends with Sora finding a letter that the game doesn’t show, and a secret ending with 3 armored knights.

[@oldspice051]

DetectiveBobbyFulbrightTheSpiritofShiningJUSTICE Yeah, but it ended with them all on the island together, so they could’ve just ended the series then and there of they’d really wanted. Although, they would’ve had to skip over the armor part.

[@BobbyTheGamerOfJUSTICE]

@oldspice I disagree. There was still tons of unanswered questions as I said. Ending it there just wouldnt sit right with me.

[@bubu7036]

@@BobbyTheGamerOfJUSTICE man! You're in every kh video lol!! i think the original kh 2 in the ps2 (excluding the remix versions) didn't have the bbs trio ending, so it was the best ending, no one was worried about the bbs trio bcuz no one knew about them

[@deathstalkerj9360]

I haven't played 2 yet currently I'm working on chain of memories

[@DjBoggLEMaN]

Proud mode: It's no challenge 😔 Critical mode update: Now this is more like it😎 ReMind: Limitcut Episode: Rage Quits!!😡

[@RoxLOL]

My thoughts on the video: "Okay I believe you!"

[@mthcomics4002]

I love that you guys actually respected the game and didn’t go the route of just bashing it 😂loved the summary it really was everything that happened in that game!!

[@Jack_OutsideTheBox]

“Spinning around on poles like a cheap stripper” That made me laugh Edit: “yeah, i’m pretty sure this game is just an attempt to kill epileptic people” also made me laugh

[@Betta66]

Would you kindly make an Honest Game Trailer for Bioshock Infinite?

[@NormieNerddom]

Winner!

[@suadela87]

I approve of your Pluto pic

[@DaDude2011]

Would’ya kindly grab that crowbar over thar’

[@jacobhoover1654]

It was a dumb game

[@jackmcdonald5237]

Heavily seconded!

[@anowhereguy2521]

This might be a good spot to find some honest trailers!

[@dinozero2]

Please say: Get on the hydra back!!!

[@Nachachus]

It's "get up on the hydra's back"*

[@TopsideCrisis346]

Y'know what the worst part of the Kingdom Hearts series was? The fact that Setzer didn't get a proper character bio in the KH2 strategy guide. Seriously, it's like they forgot he's the bad-ass from FFVI who gives you the freaking airship! WTF, people!?

[@Buglin_Burger7878]

You forgot: "You want to make no progress for 18 hours then learn that you had it all along? Have fun!" Yeah... mild oversight on the game. Being about something and ignoring it for about 18 hours.

[@YetiCoolBrother]

Please say: “First things first, Rest In Peace Uncle Phil... for real”

[@quokka1831]

6:33 I felt that sooooooo damn hard. I've played kh since c.o.m. (gameboy version) came out and when i finally played Kingdom Heart 3 after waiting so long, I was so disappointed for multiple reasons. i didn't even want to get re:mind (even though it was tempting) because of the disappointment. I just watched other people play it

[@stephengoughjr9684]

I did the exact same thing lol. After beating main game, I admit the ending was wholesome but left me feeling lowkey teary eyed (out of confusion for what the fuq was going on, the fact Sora just got snapped, and how beautiful the song and scenery was). I couldn't even bother myself to unlock the ultima keyblade or fight any secret bosses. When Re:Mind came out, I was excited to watch other people play only to be again disappointed almost nothing got resolved story wise.

[@BobbyTheGamerOfJUSTICE]

I personally loved the game so agree to disagree. 🤷‍♂️

[@friendlyredneckneighbor4326]

Imagine how messed up I was after beating three, thinking to myself I had outgrown/became bored with some thing I love so much.… Only to go back and play kh2 And realize oh... omg THAT’S RIGHT, I love these games. So yeah, I would love to give that feedback to the kh3 staff, “congrats on almost killing one my favorite things “.

[@brendanlafferty9814]

Please say: “FALCON PUNCH!”

[@peniparker7968]

but really commit to it, like " Falco PAAWWWNCH!!! "

[@emsc2365]

Fabula Kingdom Crystallis ReVersus III/420 is the perfect name! 😂

[@authoreyes101]

LOOOOOOL there's a translation option on your comment!!! 🤣

[@TerasXertas]

I'm dyin at "No-More-A" LMAO

[@Missekasse]

7:02 LMAO Did he really just say dark power bottom?

[@emmanuelwil-jeff]

Ngl i got those vibes even tho I've never played

[@abacusyou]

Because they are being honest

[@Corusame]

A dark power bottom is the most dangerous of bottoms, even more so than a sweaty hobo bottom

[@jbcatz5]

The Power of Waking was introduced in 2012 with Dream Drop Distance, being the macguffin Sora had to unlock for his Mark of Mastery exam in the first place. So not a hastily introduced plot device. Riku demonstrates the ability in Dream Drop Distance when Sora needs help.

[@alri1054]

And so Sora forgot all his powers. What the flipping flip?!

[@sethgile8584]

I’m guessing we’re going to get more spinoff games before we finally get kingdom hearts 4 which will also end in a cliffhanger and then we get even more spinoff games and then the final game will finally come out when most of us have died from old age

[@dieptrieu6564]

Final games? You wish

[@BobbyTheGamerOfJUSTICE]

To be fair, that has been the case for every game in this series. 😂

[@linux750]

Nah. This is the last one. Until some greedy coporate suit wants to make more money from this series. Kingdom Hearts 2 was supposed to be the last game...then "stuff" happened.

[@pyrosianheir]

@@linux750 You wish. They were already talking about 3 being only the end of the Xehanort Saga when the advertising finally started kicking into high gear. If this weren't the last one, they wouldn't have included that Luxu/Foretellers tease at the end.

[@BobbyTheGamerOfJUSTICE]

@linux KH2 was never supposed to be the last game though. Did you forget about the cliffhanger where Sora finds a letter and they never show what’s inside? There’s also the secret ending with the 3 knights. And don’t get me started on the mountain of unanswered questions. Who were those “others” Xigbar mentioned? What was up with those pods in the old mansion? Who owned the old mansion? What were the human names of half of the organization members? Why did Roxas betray the organization? And this isn’t even including the stuff from the Final mix version. Hell. Some of these questions STILL haven’t gotten answers. Thankfully, it’s likely we will be getting those answers at some point in a future game. KH2 clearly wasn’t going to be the last game.

[@monkeyking9863]

"Do I own that HA HA" lmao ya thats the mouse

[@ryusora1958]

"... it turns out all that's really important to you is that Sora and Kairi get to share the Paopu Fruit in heaven or whatever" me: *starring to my SoRiku fanfic * "uuuh.... no?"

[@fregatopolitis]

You should have said: Starring: Put him in smash (Sora) etc

[@theunslouw119]

My investment in this series died along with my childish ability to feel joy... this hit way too hard

[@DragoSonicMile]

Say, "I don't believe you. I can't believe you. ... I don't care."

[@captaintogawa9736]

He believes me. And... he's jealous!

[@Dervraka]

Lol! JRPG's sure love their convoluted encyclopedia sized plots. I mean seriously, compare this to something like Skyrim, where you describe the plot in two sentences, "Some dude is raising dead dragons, you discover you are a prophesied hero called the Dragonborn and need to absorb a bunch of dragon souls, learn dragon shouts, talk to some old guys on a mountain, then go to the Nord afterlife and kill the dragon raising dude."

[@mrjdavidt]

Kingdom Hearts is a lot like sea salt ice cream. It sounds like a weird combination on the surface; but, if you can adjust your palette a bit. The kid in you will enjoy the sweetness and the adult in you will enjoy the irony.

[@ansemseekerofdarkness9762]

6:50 *So, you have come this far and still you understand nothing. Every light must fade, every heart return to darkness!*

[@jacobsquare4812]

"Dark Power Bottom" LMAOOO

[@Slendysis]

Look, I LOVE this series in every way, and I still find this overwhelmingly hilarious

[@pac0th3king]

You really can’t spell “steal” w/o “EA”. That explains so much.

[@Eternaldarkness3166]

I don't know what story-line universe makes my head hurt more, Kingdom Hearts or the MCU 😂

[@geardog24]

Can't wait for Kingdom Hearts 4 In 2036

[@matwang1]

2036? Feeling optimistic, are we?

[@BobbyTheGamerOfJUSTICE]

Real talk, it shouldnt be that long. Development on KH3 only took so long because the development team was working on a completely new engine. Now that they are used to the new engine, development for future games should be MUCH faster. However it has been confirmed the next game wouldn’t be KH4 yet. So we still got a ways to go lol. If you ask me, I’d say 2027 is when we’ll see KH4. We’ll have a few of the important inbetween titles before then definitely.

[@Mysticgamer]

@@BobbyTheGamerOfJUSTICE I heard about that, I think it was the luminose engine. Which one did they change to? Unreal 4?

[@Dynaman21]

Explaining that plot and “Oh no I’ve gone cross-eyed.”

[@BobbyTheGamerOfJUSTICE]

I personally don’t think it’s really THAT confusing. Though I can understand why people think otherwise. It’s definitely a series that has its own language of sorts after all lol.

[@aoikemono6414]

@@BobbyTheGamerOfJUSTICE I wouldn't say it has it's own unique language. It's your typical Japanese clusterf*ck that gets worse with sequels and long hiatuses. Other examples include everything Metal Gear Solid and Death Stranding, every Final Fantasy game, the whole Zelda timeline, Dark Souls lore, etc.

[@BobbyTheGamerOfJUSTICE]

@aoi Nah it didn’t get worse. It got more confusing tho definitely lol. Story is still one of my favorites of all time tho.

[@britipinojeff]

@@BobbyTheGamerOfJUSTICE Ah yes it's own beautiful language of Darkness, Friendship, Light, Darkness, Heart, and Darkness

[@BobbyTheGamerOfJUSTICE]

@britipin There’s more to it than that lol. There’s also the whole thing regarding memories. How death works, What a heart actually is, etc. It’s definitely complex don’t get me wrong. But the story of this franchise really isn’t too difficult to understand.

[@DrakeyC]

Unfortunately, being able to understand and follow the franchise's story will just make you hate this game even more. Because it's somewhere between Game of Thrones and Rise of Skywalker in terms of "this makes no damn sense, why do the writers hate us?"

[@yoloalchemist]

Yeah, that doesn't really apply to everyone. KHIII was my GOTY of 2019.

[@jeffali5157]

It actually does make sense for the most part, until kh ddd that is

[@DrakeyC]

@@jeffali5157 The series did, yes. 3D took a sledgehammer to it, and then KH3 set it on fire and snorted the ashes.

[@DrakeyC]

@@yoloalchemist Then I envy you not following the story and noticing more plot holes than a seven year old's first fanfic.

[@yoloalchemist]

@@DrakeyC Oh I noticed the problems and weren't blind to them. I completely followed the story along just fine and understood everything. But KHIII is still my GOTY of 2019 because the emotional payoff was just that good. The problems were mainly on the bad guys part of the equation (mostly). If the problems had also been majorly on the good guys part, their reunions wouldn't have worked for me. But they did, because they made sense. And the truth is, the problems in KHIII are definitively less than there were in DDD.

[@Archreux-Leudegrad]

And to think this is all now apart of what Nomura has dubbed The Xehanort Saga, and that this is only the beginning. When I first heard that Nomura has even more plans for this universe, I couldn't help but find it exhausting news after all this time and contrived effort put into these games.

[@authoreyes101]

"Starring" will forever be my favourite part of these videos 😂 "Liability" and "Do I own that?" Sent me 🤣

[@samwise1530]

This is even more confusing considering that I haven't played any of the games.

[@FlameC64]

I loved the gameplay, at this point I’ve given up on the story, overall the game was good but short.

[@k7in846]

Jonah Sparkia agreed, fun to play but kind of a disappointment in the end. Remind was pretty weak too, challenging sure, but too repetitive and didn’t add much besides that.

[@ebeleingram8048]

The real issue is that it wasn't a masterpiece. With how long they took and all the minor games we had to purchase along with different consoles, I understand the annoyance.

[@terrarionaqu5262]

Amazing game kingdom hearts 3 remind is

[@jeffreyali3644]

Kabir Singh same thing happens with the final mixes of kh 1 and 2 so why is it repetitive now?

[@ElToland]

Please say: "OK, I believe you!"

[@gogogadgetrectalpunch]

That deep breath bit doesn’t work if you don’t follow it up with an explanation or rant spewing out 20 words a second

[@glovefox]

All that matters is that I get to watch Sora and Kairi share the paopu fruit in heaven or whatever. 😂

[@TheMrChipmyster]

The entirety of this series is an absolute mess..... But I still like it

[@BobbyTheGamerOfJUSTICE]

Eh, I’d only say Dream Drop Distance was a mess.

[@Euphoryaaa]

DetectiveBobbyFulbrightTheSpiritofShiningJUSTICE 😂 I swear Ethan is on any video Kingdom Hearts related. Search the comments and there he is...

[@BobbyTheGamerOfJUSTICE]

@euphoryuh 😁

[@CharisDunnLopez]

i feel ya. it's my kind of headache - the good kind haha

[@jbcatz5]

No “Suite Life of Yozora”?

[@Soraalam1]

Really used the term floaty gameplay that caught me off guard lol

[@BobbyTheGamerOfJUSTICE]

Oh hey Dean!

[@silverpslm]

Xehanort: Voldemort with a nose. Instead of a wand it's a giant key. Instead of splitting his spirit into objects, he splits it into people. Instead of dementors, it's heartless.

[@leeviheiskanen1271]

Instead of actually training like Harry, Sora does anything except that

[@MattAce70]

Honestly, I think KINGDOM HEARTS 1, 2, and 3, and maybe 3D, should've been the main storyline and all other entries could've been soft sequels and spin-offs. But creators have their own ways of doing stuff. So there's that.

[@robertforster8984]

Jokes on you because I already went through puberty before the first Kingdom Hearts came out.

[@ShadowXaiden]

I literally just watch this to make myself laugh sometimes. It's way funnier when you get all of the nuances lol

[@onnnn111]

I absolutely love this series. The plot still confuses me.

[@BobbyTheGamerOfJUSTICE]

I honestly don’t think it’s that confusing. But I can understand why people think otherwise

[@onnnn111]

@@BobbyTheGamerOfJUSTICE You don't understand. I went to the rabbit hole that is Union X

[@ftwsam2246]

Once again I wanted Star Wars and Marvel areas and characters, bro have cloud face Darth Vader, Luke Skywalker fight Sephiroth, have Iron Man and Buzz Lightyear fight Thanos

[@aleccampbell7707]

In a game where Final Fantasy characters no longer exist anymore, the boat race was the hardest part, where you can only play as Sora and ironically seemed rushed considering the years between II and III. Nomura might be put out to pasture after KH3

[@ThatGuyWithAComment]

Despite how much of a cluster***k this games plot is, it’s hell of fun to play and honestly was totally worth the wait

[@jeromealday614]

No it's not

[@thegreatmr.a3846]

I kinda view it like waiting for highschool graduation. You wait and prepare for many years, get really excited for it, then once you're there it feels less like a special moment for you, and more like a formality designed for everyone else. Then it's done and you have to move on to the next part of your life and everything that had been leading up to that moment feels a little hollow. Not saying there wasn't fun to be had, just much less satisfying than what others had lead my expectations to be.

[@prasty1486]

Please say : "aw sh*t, here we go again."

[@brettfarris3432]

The sad thing is: that recap of the story is only like 20% of the ENTIRE Kingdom hearts story lol!!!

[@zerodiversion4509]

I liked "X's gonna give it to ya", "No-more-a", and the name which is every series name convention ever.

[@KeepCalmAndEatCupcakes]

I remember playing the ending for the first time and thinking ‘thank god I know the plot of the mobile game’. Can’t say I don’t look forward to the next trilogy, but that’s because they spent most of the ‘conclusion’ on setting up for the next game.