KINGDOM HEARTS (Honest Game Trailers)

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[@KingdomHearts4KHML]

Please make Kingdom Hearts 3 Honest Trailer lol 😂

[@gonpachiro99]

IM SO HAPPY YOU GUYS ARE BACK!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@pokemon58756]

sora is not 10 year age he 14 year age ! in kingdom hearts are you dumb ?

[@Mark_o_Helm]

Was that Terminator beat at the beginning intentional?

[@DML897]

Yen Sid is Disney backwards. Out of everything Disney and Kingdom Hearts I've experienced, THIS is the thing that blows my mind.

[@dracocrusher]

If you think that's crazy, all the Organization member's names are anagrams of their original name with an X thrown in and Riku's KH evil keyblade has a heart-shaped hole in it to form the key shape because they didn't finish taking Kairi's heart and because "Heartless". Just throwing that out there.

[@KurenaiTenka]

And as a counterpart to that, Eraqus is an anagram of Square (sorry Enix).

[@beatuplexus]

dracocrusher Pretty sure every KH fan already knows this. Just throwing that out there.

[@DeeCross]

Kevin Chan Fun facts: both anagrams of Xehanort-minus-X are used in the series to refer to something that Xemnas eventually uses. "Another" is the first of seven passwords to the dungeons that lead to the Chamber of Repose, while "No Heart" is the name of the armour shared by Xemnas and a data boss in BBSFM.

[@dracocrusher]

El Hombre Murcielago Considering neither of those things are directly referenced in the game (outside of the organization names being briefly demonstrated in KH Days), it never hurts to bring them up. Just throwing that out there.

[@jace7312]

Narrator trying hard to explain the plot of KH is so funny. I'm a hardcore KH fan and honestly KH is very confusing.

[@RiderZer0]

I still don’t fully understand kingdom hearts haha

[@pitfallharry5257]

Jet Tulawie thats my favorite part when he's talking about Ansem.

[@pforgottonsoul]

honestly don't think it's that complicated.

[@arkebi_vine]

thanks god im not the only one xD

[@callianr6980]

I can handle it pretty well as long as I think about it one character's story at a time.

[@WooMaster777]

Oh, my gawd... 3:14 Yensid. All these years. Mind blown. That completely went over my head as a kid. Never given it a thought since. Thanks, Honest Trailers. :)

[@Evello37]

+David Woo And Eraqus is an anagram of Square. As in Square Enix.

[@NoctisZeroWorld]

+Evello37 omg you're right!!!

[@ThePiscesmMended]

+David Woo all the names are either anagrams or mirrors of character names. my favorite? Xemnas. which is -clearly- an anagram of mansex.

[@cheeseydolphin6769]

+ThePiscesMended or sex man

[@thekittenfreakify]

+David Woo Xehanort can spell Net Haxor

[@Drakenborn]

Gamers need to appreciate how ludicrous (but true) the statement that "Kingdom Hearts has one of the most convoluted and extremely unnecessarily complex stories in gaming." Seriously, the gravity of that statement nearly causes it to collapse in on itself and create a black hole.

[@SubjectULTIMA]

Better than a simple story, imo.

[@uria3679]

And they say that the Fate franchise is hard to understand

[@jeuryrabassa4724]

And it's way less complex than the Metal Gear stories.

[@Eternaldarkness3166]

Definitely beats out the MCU 😂

[@Nikuthebigboss]

and I love it xD My ADHD has a blast with this xD

[@Claudia-mf8dk]

Evil Adele...and then it hit me: Rolling in the DEEP. I'm dying! XD

[@Claudia-mf8dk]

+LordWellington35 I think it's meant to be a double joke.

[@Ash_Wen-li]

+Claudia R. deep blue sea

[@puerinsomnio8936]

+Claudia R. I lost it at that one.

[@xlunadivinerx1585]

+Claudia R. lol i burst out in laughing

[@mistyeyes101]

HOLY SHIT I JUST NOW REALIZED THAT XD

[@freshlyPeeled89]

10 years of playing this franchise and only now i realize YenSid's name backwards!!! Literally Mickey's master MINDBLOWN

[@guidodecaro2236]

xd

[@CrystalX329]

I didn't know that either

[@Izah3]

I know right

[@BananaMonstar]

NO FUCKIN WAI I THOUGHT IM ALONE.

[@MintyEevee]

Are you cosplaying as Dante from DMC?

[@LeedleLeePatrick]

"So while you wait patiently for Kingdom Hearts 3 to never come out" Most truthful sentence in this whole video. God damned Squenix.

[@aurenkleige]

Go play something better. Its not very hard. XD

[@TheSrawperd]

Naw, its fine. We really needed three iterations of the least liked FF.

[@Nexol13]

Actually, the voice actor for goofy tweeted saying that the game will come out sometime this year! No idea when, but he said that he just finished recording the voice work for it and that it should be coming out some time later this year! :)

[@EpidemicPain]

***** In japan,the rest of the world will wait 6 months or more than japan I guarantee it

[@Nexol13]

Epidemic Pain Are you sure? Because it was the English voice actor for Goofy who announced it, but until Square-Enix confirms it, who knows, honestly. I hope it's true, though, and that if it is, the latest we'd have to wait to get it would be like January- March 2016, possibly.

[@danielsaputra3626]

DEFEAT THE EVIL ANSEM, WHO'S NOT THE REAL ANSEM, but Xehanort Heartless who's also name Ansem, The Real Ansem is name Diz, but his apprentice xehanort stole his identity. after master xehanort force his heart into the body of Terra, who's terra you asked ? terra along with aqua and ven were originally tasked by Master Eraqus to defeat master Xehanort. the real ansem was actually a good guy. once you beat ansem who's Xehanort Heartless, you have to fight Xemnas, Xehanort Nobodies. Nobodies are being created when someone becomes a heartless, they dont have feelings, except when they actually do. they want hearts, so Xehanort who's actually Terra's Xehanort went back in Time, to find several copies of Xehanort

[@cute_cu4995]

Also Donald Duck is in it.

[@TimberwolfDan]

The funniest part is its all true.

[@Ehnyx]

I feel *DiZ* zy...

[@isaaicreyes2691]

Ok I still confused

[@TheLewistownTrainspotter8102]

@@cute_cu4995 TADA!

[@Hulk1566]

2:03 Fight side by side with dolan and gooby. I lost all my shit all over the floor XD

[@jesusiscool21]

I actually didn't notice until you said something 😂😂😂

[@chinococoa6743]

"The only things more powerful than light, darkness and the Key Blade are greed, laziness and corporate synergy." LOL!

[@Alan8tor]

Corporate Synergy?! NOOOOO!

[@tazz4190]

+Master Xehanort how many backup plans do you have? just curious...

[@Dommbuscus]

So You DON'T Want Kingdom Hearts 4.56 1/3 HD Remix Ver. 7?

[@chinococoa6743]

I need to play the first ones first.

[@SorakuFett]

It never hit me just how nebulous the story is until now.

[@GoddoDoggo]

+SorakuFett Nebulous and extremely unnecessarily convoluted.

[@MaterClaritas]

+SorakuFett have you... _played_ the game?

[@SorakuFett]

+TertiusIII Yes. I have.

[@Kingdom850]

+Len the Trendy Tetraodontiforme Unless you played the games.

[@GoddoDoggo]

Kingdom080500 I have played the games. They're still convoluted, full of cliches, and extremely, extremely irritating. Nothing will ever make me like them. Not even the inclusion of Final Fantasy and TWEWY characters. :|

[@wherethetatosat]

That was actually the best explanation of the main antagonist for the series I've heard. It almost makes sense now.

[@JazzyTyfighter]

I love the series, but let me sum up the story to those who still don't get it: Evil, bald Leonard Nimoy wants to take over the Disney worlds with different time clones/horcruxes of himself and you play as the happy-go-lucky, bland, anime, Disney-style hero to stop him.

[@badflamer]

I'd hardly call sora bland, but yeah, that's mostly correct

[@callianr6980]

And along the way you meet two trios of two guys and a girl whose stories make you want to cry. AAAAAAAAAQUAAAAAAA!!!!!!

[@CalicoJackal]

Now he's evil bald Rutger Hauer

[@fabesey2016]

Accurate.

[@KawaiiKiwi08]

i lost if when donald said "AFLAC"

[@sora8505]

Same!! XD

[@RayGarraty1985]

Everytime i watch this trailer, i end up LMAO at that part. This trailer is pure gold.

[@gothmomcosplays]

"with enough zippers and belts to start his own bdsm convention"

[@SessmaruKusanagiGaming]

Kyle Broflovski "10 year old boy" Whelp. He isn't wrong though. 😂

[@baxxaron8673]

Hatsune Riku killed me...

[@SessmaruKusanagiGaming]

Baxxaron I was on the verge of crying. This killed me. I replayed it about 5 times, and just started cry-laughing. This whole trailer is a masterpiece.

[@austincuadrado4706]

I am a huge fan of Kingdom Hearts and I'm not offended, I'm laughing my ass off because if you think of it, all of the stuff that they say in this video are true.

[@dizible_]

Me too. They don't call 'em Honest Trailers for nothing.

[@actingislife100]

KH is my favorite game series and this was so hilarious

[@Awfulwriter]

The who's who is ridiculously complex for a game with Mickey, Donald, and Goofy in it.

[@itechiuchiaOFFICIAL]

I thought I understood this series until they tried to explain it in under 5 minutes.

[@bugzkilla]

Pretty much. Only thing I didn't like is he said Sora was 10 when really he was 14

[@roofrekt3818]

PLOT TWIST: MICKEY IS ALSO XEHANORT!!!

[@decadentgamer3108]

+roof rekt I knew it...

[@Azure-Flame-Bee]

Everyone is Xehanort and everyone else is Sora. There, I just summed up Kingdom Hearts

[@northwindkey]

Every dark user is Xehanort, every light user is Ven. Even so, this is my favorite franchise (Besides Elder Scrolls).

[@reimahedgehog]

even Pluto is Xehanort

[@crazysmith5408]

Wouldn't be surprised if they actually did that just to confuse the fans even more.

[@CandleBite]

It blew my mind when I realized yen sid was disney backwards, how did I not notice?

[@KnightDark000]

You're not the only one. I felt trolled by not noticing.

[@momomoon5054]

I never noticed either XP

[@Tairashimuzu]

I felt the same. It really hit me hard

[@VAZTheGR81995]

Same here. Holy crap.

[@vinnyc.1265]

You realize that's been known for like 2 decades right?

[@MaroxXIIIproductions]

2:42 So, about that new Monster inc. world...

[@breadbread9705]

U right, u right

[@nicholascordero6600]

It's honestly the second or third best world

[@sonicshuffler]

1:20 " A ten year old Boy" He's fourteen at the start of the first game.

[@sonicshuffler]

***** Yeah and Haley Joel Osment was 13 when He first voiced Sora.

[@PrincessNine]

sonicshuffler 17 when sora became 15. Which added to the "who the hells talking in roxas head" factor along with the whole "whos that cloaked figure guy" billy zane wouldve ruined the surprise

[@JFordAnimation]

It's smosh. Do you think those cunts would know anything about ANYTHING?

[@tunedude19]

its been over 10 years he might as well be ash ketchum

[@taiasoncole8148]

I was about to comment the same thing... I mean they got the Xehanort story down which is hard for a lot of fans and yet they got his age wrong?

[@MrRiddler6]

Did anyone notice they did the terminator theme. With comment suggestions in the first first. Five seconds

[@WaffleLord109]

Lol yeah I knew it sounded familiar

[@ÉireMcGale]

MrRiddler6 I nearly lost all hope in humanity when i believed that there was no discussion on thIS. THANK FUCK FOR YOU, CHIMICHANGAS ALL AROUND

[@dozosfinest2010]

Oh thank goodness I wasn't the only one who noticed

[@Fawkes2574]

MrRiddler6 Yup, I caught that too. lol

[@Sitruk86]

its amazing listening to some1 try to explain this clusterfuck of a plot. even after playing all the games i still can't quite follow it.

[@decadentgamer3108]

+Sitruk86 'And maybe it's for the better. I think even Square knows how terribad the story is but are just going to keep pulling stuff out of their butt to prolong the series.

[@PsychotiX1022]

Look up Kingdom Hearts story in under 20 minutes here on KZbin. It actually helped me to understand the story.

[@thechozopandash]

I can understand the story for each game as an individual, but I cannot get the series long story for the fucking life of me

[@GuitarJester89]

@@decadentgamer3108 Axel makes a joke about how ridiculous the plot is in KH3. Lol.

[@decadentgamer3108]

@@GuitarJester89 Well at least they acknowledge it lol

[@shelbyeileen7644]

I lost it at the "Boys in Da hood" part.

[@brenden6540]

Being someone who has never played the KH series, when the narrator was explaining the plot of all the KH games, I was like 'WTF!'. I don't even the major fans of this franchisr could follow that.

[@Alangs6186]

I'm with you. I've heard of it, but didn't now anything about it. That storyline made my mind go ...WTF am I hearing?

[@brenden6540]

***** Good point.

[@milenartmeire2588]

I laughted so hard when he was explaining the main plot, because he said everything in the beginning in less than 2 minutes X'D I know a lot of KH fans that only understood this after reading a lot of wikis. Because, or you play all the games, playing attention and making lil "Xeharnot/Ansem" maps(who is who) in your head, or you just read the wiki still being a bit confused after it XD But it's a fun game series =)

[@tracyblanchard7663]

I played a couple of games, tried to understand the backstory, then said "Fuck it. There are enemies, kill them with spells and an oversized key."

[@Xpwnxage]

It is quite confusing but it's always in the back of my mind because I've beaten each game at least 3 times each.

[@Rochon_]

MIND BLOWN... Yin Sid is Disney backwards. Childhood.. Improved

[@Servierbulldog]

XxSirSquishyxX Master "Eraqus" is "Square" backwards :D

[@Rochon_]

.... brb imma just go think of my life

[@syrelian]

heXago almost the QU stays the same due to Grammar but otherwise yes

[@binkyboy448]

XxSirSquishyxX Oh, and Destiny Islands? The place where you start the original game? It's actually an anagram for..."It's Disney Land".

[@syrelian]

binkyboy448 *Mindblown*

[@SWHalo2]

"While you wait patiently for Kingdom Hearts 3 to never come out." Truer words have never been spoken.

[@AbiRizky]

Kingdom Hearts 3 is just like Half Life 3. They won't ever come out.

[@coledement7901]

And now we have a release date.

[@NoOne-vy1jr]

Coming 2018

[@djsall2150]

still waiting...

[@_GF312_]

No One sorry man but unfortunately they pushed back the date to 2019, WHY DISNEY?! WHY?!?!

[@chocoboko123]

"They don't have feelings, except when they actually do" I'm dying

[@YungTimeWeaver]

Since when was Sora 10. Not to nerd rage or anything but he was 14 in the first game

[@MrFuzzemz]

Looks 9 though.

[@RaXZerGamingZ]

its in the instruction manuel from the normal 1

[@beardlessdragon]

They're making fun of how childish he is. He's actually 14/15.

[@beardlessdragon]

Armored Franky Lol, the KH universe operates on Disney logic, what 10-year-old WOULDN'T board a magical ship with Donald and Goofy? XD

[@muhammadnazhiefarianda2959]

Armored Franky eerrr... how about Ash Ketchum from Pellet Town?

[@julianwilliams8630]

"They don't have feelings... except when they actually do." im dead

[@AlanStagner]

Now, the keyblade LOOKS impractical, sure, but look again. It's a giant stick of metal! You hit somebody over the head with that, I guarantee that person will find themselves with a severe lack of skull. And brain. And being alive.

[@giganturdsaurus]

Anyone can also do that with a boiling pot, but do you ever see people using boiling pots as weapons? Ugh.

[@boldlybravo2492]

no, but I tend to see people using frying pans as weapons does that count?

[@lokasocba]

If you hit somebody with a keyblade you probably end up with a wrist injury...

[@jazkesh9359]

What about the fenrir,two become one and the ultima weapon.

[@jazkesh9359]

If that's my only weapon then so be it.

[@Jade_Callisto]

I can't wait for KH3 so everything becomes even more hard to understand.

[@khm8910]

I think they’ve been trying to set everything up for 3

[@cliffturbo2146]

Well, you're not wrong.

[@KingdomHearts4KHML]

yeah it is true. now there is more questions than answers now 0_0

[@DrCrazyEvil]

@@KingdomHearts4KHML I got so disappointed in kh3 only thing that was good was the disney worlds was bigger but damn some stupid missions

[@fabesey2016]

@@DrCrazyEvil "I'm over heeeeeeeee-errrre" "This might be a good spot to find some ingredients"

[@jedimasterpickle3]

I love how when Smosh talks about how Square Enix reuses the same worlds for Kingdom Hearts, they show Deep Jungle, a Tarzan world that was retconned out of existence after the first game. Also Traverse Town, which has only been in the first and most recent games, with the latter greatly expanding the world. And how didn't they show Olympus Colosseum, which has the most appearances out of any world. Actually, they picked some pretty bad examples. I would have chosen Hollow Bastion/Radiant Garden, Olympus Colosseum, and The World That Never Was over Traverse Town, Deep Jungle, and Space Paranoids.

[@PowerJusho]

Space Paranoids was only used once. it was changed to the Grid for 3D and it was completely different.

[@CTOONfan1]

Traverse Town's been in 1, CoM, coded, and 3D. It's been reused quite a few times.

[@jedimasterpickle3]

Power Jusho Both are based off the same movie franchise so the worlds are related. CTOONfan1 I completely blanked on CoM and Coded when considering Traverse Town. Appreciate the correction

[@PowerJusho]

***** same franchise, different movies, different plot

[@Lerysh]

If you are trying to imply Vivi is not your favorite FF Character then you are clearly a heartless.

[@callianr6980]

Mike Lynch No, they're implying Vivi is so awesome it doesn't matter who your favorite is, Vivi is simply on another level and surpasses them.

[@kimberlykrapohl3238]

I liked the Moogles.

[@natanoj16]

Or that Vivi isn't the Homedepot version, but just as great :)

[@HMK]

No Hate, this was pretty damn funny!

[@bossmanager6978]

Wow! Never knew the man who plagued my childhood was first voiced by Lance Bass...

[@hernanipereira]

really was, i was afraid it would be unfair but, was spot on and hilarious

[@LanceBerylDev]

Yo, it's HMK!!

[@xxplayerbloxx3052]

Nerd for speed

[@qweas234]

***** dont be hater dude, he just said that it was funny for him. and im sorry to smash you dream about it not being funny, but it was really funny i liket the honest game trailers about fifa. :)

[@jonathanhomer1378]

enjoy seven great titles! featuring: the first one(kingdom hearts), the confusing sequel with endless tutorial(kingdom hearts 2), the one where everyone loved the story but hated the combat (Chain of memories), The one where everyone hated the story but loved the combat, (re:coded), The one where xion dies(358/2 days) oops spoilers, the prequel that unsuccessfully tries to explain everything yet only confuses you more (Birth by sleep) and the one with the brightly colored pokemon things (3D dream drop distance). Starring, Sora, sora's nobody, Sora's best friend, Sora's girlfriend, Sora's extra memories(xion) and basically all the characters who at one pont interact with sora.

[@Lyn_Lapislauli]

...And 13 Xehanort.

[@MeLlamoQuique]

This is so perfect I wanna write it in my Tinder bio.

[@KeramatZMode]

H A T S U N E R I K U

[@Annexias]

KZM KeramatZMode OMG HATSUNE RIKU I AM YOUR BIGGEST FAN

[@nobodykid23]

KZM KeramatZMode this made me literally cracked XD

[@Captain_Marvelous]

"Amarican Pikachu" Oh no you fucking didn't.

[@3Bismyname]

i feel dumb for never noticing that Yen Sid is Disney backwords.

[@courtneycollins8956]

Your not alone. I didn't notice until he said it was Disney backwards. I guess they ran out of names for people and one guy was like" Hey how about we name one of the people Disney backwards! Now, this is Disney were talking about, so of course that were all up for that. Lol I don't even know anymore XD

[@DTDplays]

Courtney Collins Yensid is a very old classic character

[@battleoncat]

Did you know eraqus is supposidly another name for square (As in square enix).

[@3Bismyname]

battleoncat the word u r looking for is anagram.

[@battleoncat]

Yes it is thank you.

[@FierySprites]

I like the plot tangent during the first half of the video. Really illustrates how... laid-out Kingdom Hearts' plot is.

[@peachisoro]

I can't believe "get on the hydras back" wasn't in there, that would of been great

[@Sokrateric]

2:03 did anybody else notice how after he said they already know there names And then proceeds to call them Dolan and Gooby lmao

[@mackmax10]

+PredatorRayified That... that was on purpose.

[@charlesknox3127]

**rolls eyes** yes, thank you THAT -WAS-THE-JOKE.

[@18aidanme]

+PredatorRayified Woosh.

[@fibersilkington]

+PredatorRayified nice meme

[@ethandonnelly1973]

That terminator theme with the request comments tho.

[@misssinjayewonderfro3000]

Ethan Donnelly I know right?! I'm surprised you caught that too!

[@anthonygerardotorresgonzal6269]

And then Sora...Becomes a Playable Character in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate as the last DLC Characters!

[@Austar7]

I would like to leave a like, but you currently have 13 likes and since that's a big number in the series, I don't wanna ruin it Lol

[@anthonygerardotorresgonzal6269]

@@Austar7 Then the Keyblade war shall begin

[@TheSeriousSentinel]

Anyone else notice the "Terminator" music at th very beginning the way they posted all those comments? Dundun dun Dun Dun

[@DSoulA3]

That sold me. It was as if it said "so-ma-ny-re-quest. We-must-make-them-stop. Are-you-hap-py-now!?" LOL XD

[@jmal]

Glad I'm not the only one who did. :)

[@RockstarLennox]

I did! And I replayed the beginning of the video about 3-4 times before actually watching it to listen to it lol XD

[@Shinjikeaza]

I lost it when he said ssj trunks and boys in the hood

[@ChocoKitty201]

+tomfulerytime76 I died at "Hatsune Riku". I don't know why.

[@user-gx8id5bl2e]

Lmao same

[@popump2617]

AFLAC

[@ZuGa1384]

+tomfulerytime76 What about Evil Adelle? XD

[@IamGenoBlack]

+Kaleb Marcotte in tears over that

[@meowdummy]

"Disney spelled backwards" MIND. BLOWN.

[@JasonIchinose]

I just realized that Disney backwards spells Yensid. Mind blown!

[@eqquselcaballomusculoso3536]

+Maggie Sindel hope you have anotehr mind you can get blown because, you kow, Eraqus

[@eqquselcaballomusculoso3536]

+huckmart 99 my pleasure

[@Kingdom850]

Xehanort= No Heart/Another

[@amigogandalf4915]

Seems like the guy finally got his wish about Pixar at 2:43

[@Soraalam1]

SSJ Trunks! LOL I'm so done

[@Houndfluff]

***** not like this

[@Uniphication]

A wild Dean has appeared.

[@Houndfluff]

quick someone use the death of sora

[@noblesix364]

***** Not if you have played every game and spent time thinking about the shitstorm that occurs in dream drop distance. If you have only played KH 1 and KH 2, and expect to understand KH 3, heh gg

[@keiraamano1618]

***** You can understand most of it by playing the games but your going to want to look up a video Because your going to get confused at some point.

[@SourCherryBomb]

It takes a true fan not to completely hate you for messing up some names and making fun of this series. As I consider myself a true fan, I find this hilariously honest! Great job, Honest Trailer Guy! Also, one thing to peck at, I freaking Love Quasimodo! He's my bro!

[@vicmar855]

I love this game and this made me laugh a lot lol xD

[@milenartmeire2588]

Same! And I love Quasimodo and Vivi! they are my favorite X'D

[@PomPomNomi]

It's true! I love the series with a passion but even though he misspelled it, it didn't bother me. It was awesome!!

[@SourCherryBomb]

Milenart Meire I still don't know which Final Fantasy game Vivi is from. My friend who's a FF die hard fan, says he looks like a blue mage or something

[@milenartmeire2588]

***** Oh, no no. Vivi is an actual character =D Vivi is from FF9 =)

[@4137Swords]

So I just realized... why does Advent Children Cloud have a door knocker on his shirt?

[@TheLowBrassDude]

Tetsuya Nomura. He's basically if Hideo Kojima was a clothing designer, all form, no function.

[@4137Swords]

Lee Anderson Lol that's true

[@Xolcm]

Better question: Why does Crisis Core Cloud have Advent Children Cloud's hair?

[@4137Swords]

Xolcm Because Advent Children Cloud hair is superior lol let's be honest. FF7 Cloud just had bed head

[@TheLowBrassDude]

Polygons.

[@CrystalX329]

Final Fantasy + Disney= Kingdom Hearts. It's now making me wonder what would happen if Lightning and Serah meet Elsa and Anna

[@ferretprince4054]

one can only imagine such a massive concentration of sisterly loved

[@Xolcm]

An older sister who pushes her younger sister away in order to keep her safe, and has to grow up quickly to take care of them after their parents died.

[@mexicanoaao]

well shit I think you just created a new porn video

[@CrystalX329]

+mexicanoaao I didn't create one but I possibly just gave someone else the idea

[@samtheknight]

I'd like to direct you to rule 34 and 35 of the internet

[@josh11735]

Say: "I would have been your daddy, but a dog beat me over the fence" xD

[@josh11735]

Oh and maybe do the game series that the quote is from (Halo)? ;P

[@joshuamurthy4004]

You just won't give up will you? xD

[@josh11735]

Joshua Murthy Well it's gonna happen some time right? :P

[@battlerifle8642]

OHHH I GET THAT IT'S FROM ST.JOHNSON NOW GIVE ME A COOKIE!

[@josh11735]

Laraib Akhtar 🍪🍪🍪🍪 Here ;)

[@DarkJediTreyse]

THE WAY HE PRONOUNCES XEHANORT AND ERAQUS MAKES ME UGH

[@Nikanaiko]

+DarkJediTreyse Xe-HHHHHA-nort Still better than a video I found years ago where they pronounced his name "Xenahort," though.

[@MissDieuLove]

Nikanaiko I would have pulled my hair out...

[@profgamer1]

No, its Xenaheart and Master Eraqueez duh

[@JasonIchinose]

IGN logic.

[@KingHarambe_RIP]

You know his mispronunciations are part of the joke, right?

[@kidkat279]

Some where in the Square Enix boardroom: Man, Kingdom hearts has a completely convoluted storyline that's very hard to follow. What can we do to make it better? I KNOW! Let's add time travel!!

[@michaelmaximus7916]

Are you Making fun of Kingdom Hearts!?!

[@kidkat279]

+Michael Maximus Of course not. I'm just recognizing that a fantastic game series may not have made the best choices regarding its plot. :-)

[@rainick]

+kidkat279 That is really what made it so complicated. Before Dream Drop Distance I dare say the story made sense.

[@thegreedyjewbrothers6370]

+rainick Yep. I understood everything up until DDD. I still don't really get DDD.. I'm just gonna wait to play it again on 2.8

[@freddy461]

Am i actually one of the only ones that understands everything and that DDD didn't confuse me

[@sisepuedemaybe]

Dude, hands down. The best honest game trailers of all time jaja.

[@alascorazondefuego7536]

manos arriba, esto es un trailer

[@kiraaaaqueen]

Am I the only one who laughed at the "American Pikachu"? Yes, only me? ok

[@sora8505]

Skruby I did to xD

[@jordansilva3947]

nope, i did too!

[@Shinyprofjareth]

I did

[@connorwithanor613]

This comment had 359 likes... over 4. 😁

[@MBDLDN]

KINGDOM HEARTS HAS A PLACE IN EVERYONES HEART WHO HAS COMPLETED IT

[@Tjblub777]

so... noone yet? :D

[@Blue_Bunny_Boy]

It has an eternal place in my heart as the first truly amazing non-pokemon game I completed as a kid. Yet I still think this trailer is completely accurate.

[@ZekeTheThunderWolf]

...so because kingdom hearts requires 5 consoles to play everything, nobody but about 10 people ever got to play all of them...

[@Tjblub777]

actually you just need 2

[@toastytoast6460]

Or actually only one 'cuz emulators. Glorious PC Master Race FTW!

[@PikminandOatchi]

"Reusing the exact same worlds over and over" - Shows clip of deep jungle which has been used once.

[@xLithiumFlower1]

Traverse only used twice

[@IcedVen]

Lithium Flower Traverse town has been used 4 times..

[@xLithiumFlower1]

Vaniti Oh forgot about CoM, ugh I'm horrible I know of KH1, 3D, and then CoM, what is the fourth?

[@hitmantyson]

Lithium Flower coded

[@xLithiumFlower1]

Hitmantyson thanks forgot about it

[@theamazingmisha]

"fight, side by side with Doland and Gooby" XD

[@carloslopeziii9236]

IKR I'M DYING XD

[@ygsr]

That Terminator reference in the beginning

[@armsdragon05]

I actually really like KH2's opening tutorial. It was a nice change of pace from the main storyline, and the ending nearly made me cry. It was a great way to help elaborate a little on who organization 13 was, as well as establish the character Axel

[@xbolt678]

I love Kingdom Hearts, but you gotta appreciate this.

[@placid-hero_wolf6567]

It's my love for KH that allows me to appreciate this video.

[@xbolt678]

plAcid-HERO_Wolf yup

[@jeuryrabassa4724]

I appreciated. And Kingdom Hearts 2 is my all time favorite KH game.

[@Paragon13]

2:34 “To reuse the exact same worlds” *Immediately shows two worlds only seen once*

[@MMDMizuki]

1:20 wait 10 last time i checked he was 14 when he started his first journey

[@bubagecko]

He is 14 in KH (the first one)

[@KingRigo2000]

I think he's saying he is as naive as a 10 Yr old.

[@narutokunoichi]

he was 14 in kh1 but he kinda looks like hes 10. lol

[@cooldav222]

that just shows how much research they did for this honest trailer they really didn't want to do it but we won

[@Michaelbos3]

Cabezac _123 Yes. He is 14 in the first and between 15 and 16 in the second. And 17 ( I heard ) in 3D. He did his homework not good enough :v

[@balfanghellfire]

I can't be the only one who recognized the request sounds like the theme for Terminator.

[@yoloalchemist]

Me too LOL

[@Medrike]

Or BF.

[@LuigiKenobi]

Yeah I was thinking Terminator also, although I can see the bf also

[@ZachzyGames1]

My body is ready for iron man with a lightsaber keyblade. Disney pls.

[@larry75337]

Lightsaber keyblades in stores I can see it now.....

[@ZachzyGames1]

Lawrence Frierson RRIIIIGGGHHHTTT!!!!!???

[@EdVarkarion]

Screw that. I wold want to see Darth Vader mocking the keyblade, and boasting on how the lightsaber is better in every way.

[@ZachzyGames1]

EdSkywalker it's a perfect opportunity for disney. hire me disney plz

[@nintendocompletionist8532]

TRICKSTERANDHYDROIMPACTHAVEGAYSEXINTHEBATHROOMANDONTHESTAGEDURINGMYSONSCHRISTMASPLAY

[@OrigamiAhsoka]

To those of you who are mind blown by Yensid being Disney backwards, Eraqus is an anagram of Square, as in square enix.

[@Higth115]

I like how the beginning was Terminator 2.

[@thomasloughlin9542]

Higth115 Oh thank god I thought I was the only one who noticed that.

[@CaptainCJ97]

Thomas Loughlin i knew it for a while

[@caillou1832]

To be honest, this game is pretty awesome. Like playing this game when your like 18, it brings back a lot of memories.

[@AlanStagner]

Hell yeah, Kingdom Hearts has some of the most awesome and solid combat of any JRPG. It's damn good.

[@caillou1832]

Exactly! I don't understand why people say shit about this game.

[@Darkalfondso]

Masaaki Hosoi THANK YOU This game got a story! Gameplay! Character designs! Everything! My 1 pet peeve though is how many consols you gotta by for the story. Good thing the made the .5s

[@DatGamerOnFiya]

would you say a CHAIN of memories? ahah...ahahahah.... someone please kill me.

[@SoraGamer01]

Try listen again to Xions theme and Roxas theme, this emotions and memorys hit you hard in the feels :) I love the Story, the artdesign, the gameplay, the Charakters, the villains and the gigantic Soundtracks :)

[@moonstruck1022]

Omg, I lost it at "aflaaccckkk" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@kevinmay9151]

2:22 after beating MoM which was straight to the point, this aged well.

[@nonsenseLP]

Many cutscenes in a story-based game? Wow, thats... wow. Mindblowing.

[@braddaks7]

+in Pace Salted?

[@nonsenseLP]

realistic salted

[@RapidFyrez]

Its 14 hours of PAINFUL cutscenes. I love Kingdom Hearts, but its story is laughably incomprehensible.

[@kingofbudokai]

I would disagree actually as long as you ignore 3D, the story is remarkably straightforward and simple. The key 4 pieces to the story are birth by sleep, kh 1, chain of memories, and KH2. The rest is so bad it's like filler in anime.

[@jbcatz5]

kingofbudokai You’re ignoring the character arcs in 358/2 Days? You didn’t cry at Xion’s fate?

[@chrisz71]

Honestly if they put Dolan and Gooby in the next game my respect for them will grow even more. This probably is my favorite game of all time.

[@rixiianna]

I consider myself to be a hardcore Kingdom Hearts fan and I found this hilarious! Who cares if a few of the names were mispronounced and the age of Sora was wrong? This was awesome! I swear, if someone gets butthurt over this video I will be so disappointed.

[@milenartmeire2588]

there are already some, unfortunately =/

[@The90sKid98]

I've been waiting for this and was NOT disappointed! Us fans should be able to see those were the jokes. Since Sora in KH1 sounded really young for a 14 Year Old, and Xehanort overall is just a confusion for your head.

[@AkiraNamejin]

Exactly

[@TrueChaoSclx]

I'm a pretty big fan of Kingdom Hearts and honestly, a fair bit of this seems pretty accurate. Didn't find it funny though.. Just boring. But meh, not butthurt, just not my cup of tea I suppose.

[@austinpratt5346]

So awesome. Big fan too

[@geddoe316]

"while you wait for kingdom hearts to never come out" haha, and here we are slowly creeping up on 2 years with next to nothing new

[@Paul5200_]

Fighting a cold right now. But don't worry Donald will heal me as soon as it's gone.

[@jokesterr119]

Unless he dies first! Man I always hated that lol

[@colinwaldorf3689]

No, he'll wait for you to use a potion first.

[@ALargeMammal]

More like he'll keep using potions, all of them to be exact.

[@TheCoolestRyker]

quickillmerc You do know that you can change how frequently he uses potions and magic and stuff, right?

[@ALargeMammal]

Ezfensparkovr9000 I tried, I don't know why but I can never give potions to either of them because they just used them whenever they felt like it.

[@iknowkungfu303]

0:29 - 1:15 And don't even get me started on Sora. That dude has 4 different people living in side of him. Not to mention that Namine is kinda a part of him too.

[@ALargeMammal]

+Christine Blacksmith Doesn't stop us from loving the series

[@NightLight_19]

I absolutely love this xD This guys knows more about the franchise's story than most of the actual fans do

[@simonacolaprisca1773]

Because they are not real fans........

[@simonacolaprisca1773]

Aqua is lost in the darkness, Terra has become Xehanort's vessel and Ventus is sleeping in Sora's heart while his body is in Castle Oblivion aka The Land of Departure (if I mispelled something, sorry: in Italy we have everything translated).

[@simonacolaprisca1773]

I'm a girl but thanks! Dude: I was the age of Sora (14 of course, not 10 XD) when I first played the game. I GREW with the game and created my secret fanfiction since then an it is still going on. I even have my personal Wayfinder. You just found a number one fan and I'm guessing you're one too! I can't wait for all the pieces to be put together again. We need to save Terra too somehow!

[@plasticpie5874]

Reghan Laurie sadly, i dont have a psp so i cant play birth by sleep ;(

[@simonacolaprisca1773]

HardcoreGamingX Kingdom Hearts 2.5. You will have BBS too for PS3

[@gavinhall3754]

best 14 hourse of cutscenes ever

[@YepX]

Feels like the plot of Kingdom Hearts was created by M Night Shyamalan

[@michaelmaximus7916]

How?

[@alexanderzander7745]

+YepX This is so gawddamn motherfucking gawddamn true.

[@VideoGameLova1]

+YepX I can't believe that this comment doesn't have more likes

[@darthutah6649]

+YepX except it's good

[@pancakedreamer8588]

But Kingdom Hearts actually works!

[@sinnahkrome7146]

Wasn't Sora 14 in KH 1?

[@CNWhatImSaiyan]

Yes

[@daedric5070]

Munkeez 15 no he was 12 but in kh2he is 14 and the new one he should be 15 to 16

[@keylogram_3146]

Daedric 50 according to the original booklet for kh1 on ps2 he's 14. 358/2 days begins immediately after sora departs on his final journey at the end of kh1. By the end of 358/2 days plus the six extra days Roxas spent in twilight town at beginning of kh2 an entire year has passed making sora 15yrs old. Not sure how much time has passed between kh2 and DDD tho

[@shawnjavery]

year or two。 Ansem the wise said something to that effect in bbs final ending

[@mrollerson3]

I think that but I don't know ?

[@zyxluz4645]

"And defeat the evil Ansem whose not the real Ansem but xehanort's heartless who is also named Ansem. The real Ansem is named Diz but his aprentice Xehanort stole his identidy after master Xehanort forced his heart into the body of Terra. Who's Terra you ask? Terra, along with Aqua and Ven, were originally tasked by master Erauqs to defeat master Xehanort. The real Ansem was actually a good guy once you defeat ansem who is Xehanort's heartless you have to fight Xemnas, Xehanort's nobody. Nobodies are being created when someone becomes a Heartless they don't have feelings, except when they actually do. They want hearts so Xehanort who's actually Terra xehanort went back in time to find several copies of xehanort.

[@doncapoeira8905]

Finally. I figured somebody wrote this down...

[@hernanipereira]

i admire you because you had the hassle of writing all that stuff down :P

[@TheJrdz]

also donald duck is in it!! ta daaaa

[@zyxluz4645]

Don Capoeira you're welcomed

[@JusTCheap15]

Best. Game. Ever Im hyped for the third KH

[@soulking2017]

are u gonna get 2.8?

[@JusTCheap15]

Dmetri Meeks-Coleman when it comes to europe...

[@soulking2017]

Tony Montana Ah...thought you lived in North America.

[@JusTCheap15]

Dmetri Meeks-Coleman no europe

[@psplay6181]

it comes to eu

[@brandon6173]

The story kinda reminds me of my life. Confusing as fuck.

[@Mega_Mii51]

2:54 this just in You can Play all Kingdom Hearts Games on PS4 when both HD Remixes come out for PS4 in March and also 2.8 in January and also Kingdom Hearts 3 possibly in 2017

[@JrMantisBrigade]

Also starring: Puberty! You go from KH1 to 2 and it's like "Wow. Haley Joel Osment's balls dropped so far, they're resting in China!"

[@brianbrush5107]

0:48 I can't be the only one who noticed he just called Vanitas Terra.

[@boricua9071]

This is freaking great. I do love the series though nothing has pissed me off more than waiting for 3 to be official.

[@Blue_Bunny_Boy]

KH3 is the new Half Life 3 for kidz.

[@Blue_Bunny_Boy]

***** true dat.

[@MyNiqqa]

I know it's been like 10 years

[@josephpercy8772]

Only six in the world... until Dream Drop Distance where it's revealed that anyone can become a Keyblade master.

[@daisakukuze9627]

american pikachu meanwhile in pokemon red and blue trailer: 25: japanese mickey LOLXDDDD

[@jbcatz5]

Master Eraqus never tasked Terra, Aqua and Ven with defeating Master Xehanort. When Terra failed his Mark of Mastery exam due to his battle with his inner darkness, he sought out Master Xehanort. Ven followed him, and Eraqus sent Aqua to retrieve them both.

[@heavygamer93]

Metal Gear Solid. That one needs an honest trailer.

[@slifer875]

war..... war has change...

[@bioshockcu]

slifer875 no war never changes

[@darkpaw1522]

I play Kingdom Hearts and even I was hella confused.

[@andrewbillman5159]

darkpaw1 darkpaw1 just remember that there will always be a retcon in the next game

[@archcrawley6357]

+darkpaw1 darkpaw1 dude its storyline is more complex then metal gear solid....... and thats saying something.

[@kingdomheartskid6158]

+Arch Crawley not really. Ive played every and each kingdom hearts game more then 50 times and i understood everything on my 1st time playing through all of the games

[@archcrawley6357]

Kingdomheartskid615 BULLSHIT, YOU ARE FULL OF SHIT KID!

[@archcrawley6357]

NO FUCKING WAY! IVE BEEN PLAYING THE FIRST ONE AND I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

[@llamamama7906]

In the the "Pokemon red & blue honest trailer" you said Pikachu is Japanese Mickey and now you say Mickey is American Pikachu

[@simonacolaprisca1773]

They do it for the lols. Actually, it's pretty smart of them.

[@noelgomez90]

Continuity bro

[@wildfiregaming6939]

Thought they were doing The Terminator from that intro.

[@badflamer]

they were

[@Spifyninja]

as a huge kingdom hearts fan (it's my favorite game ever), i found this to be both hilarious and accurate. though i haven't tried soy sauce and ketchup

[@CarlosThadeu]

the only problem I found was calling the other games spin offs, but the trailer is accurate XD

[@Spifyninja]

ThadeuBR1 yeah, that kind of bugged me too, but the explanation of the plot was accurate, but if i hadn't played the games, i would have been completely confused, but since i have, it made laugh quite hard

[@CarlosThadeu]

yeah, the best parts were the names and he trying to explain the plot XD My favorite game franchises are pokemon, kingdom hearts and the sims, so, this one and the pokemon ones were so accurate that made me laugh hard, even though some people make videos like that and are just bullshit (not trailers but talking about the games)

[@ObDiGaming]

It was good but Every time he said xeahnort it killed me

[@ObDiGaming]

Still killed me tho

[@fluxmisdemeanor829]

Waiting for KH3 to come out. This was done in 2015. It's almost 2017. WHY.

[@Kattsoppa1]

KH2.8 is released in late January 2017, HOPEFULLY KH3 is released during the hollidays.

[@angelbeats809]

KH3 is probably going to be a 2018 thing

[@thatonefeller28]

2.8 out in a month, 3 probably out late December 2017/early January 2018

[@grangisjefe2564]

hmmm nah

[@ZhangtheGreat]

Which wait will be longer: the wait for KH3 or the wait for HL3?

[@huntmccoy]

Is nobody laughing at the SSJ Trunks joke but me?

[@johncasillas7340]

american pikachu great

[@HaiRune]

***** AFLAC!!!

[@harveygreene3709]

AFLAC

[@comin40]

Hatsune Riku

[@lastson5014]

Oh my god...I lost it.