Honest Trailers Commentary - Bird Box

[@Fluffypro]

That thumbnail is whenever someone mentions, “ The Last Jedi “ around Dan.

[@joshwilkins9138]

Yes!

[@spencerd6126]

People actually have more than 5 senses, there’s just the big 5 everyone knows about. One of the other senses is balance, which leads me to my pitch for a horror movie: if you fall over you die

[@NimjaIV]

A sense of your body's position and movement is another one. Proprioception. If you can tell where your hand is even without looking at it, you die!

[@yungjoemighty879]

@@NimjaIV this is based on ancient greek philosophy

[@PanAndScanBuddy]

Bird Box Anthology: Tilt, Time, and Tap

[@usun7521]

Or "INTEROCEPTION: This system processes ‘sensations related to physiological/physical state of the body’ and help us understand what our internal organs are feeling" - so the pitch for the horror movie is something messing with it and you are in a living hell. With Dr House like montages of internal organs failings in various ways - i.e. how protagonists feels like something malfunctioning inside him. Allows exploration of increasingly disturbing phobias of various deceases and may be even a bit of torture porn.

[@KrishayAgarwal]

No Hollywood horror character is surviving that xD

[@Kurogane72]

I like how they were so distracted, and cared so little about this one, they thought the one they actually used IN the trailer "Pete Davidson" was missing lol

[@benzaiten933]

Spencer's lack of a flannel shirt is disturbing.

[@me45116]

Joe's shirt+Spencer's shirt= Dan's shirt

[@Fawkes2574]

He saw that Joe & Dan were wearing flannel, and he took his off. Its stuffed in his desk drawer.

[@akirebara]

I love Joe talking about how Marie Kondo changing his life. You guys make me so happy, you have no idea.

[@JulieKatJa]

i love joe's tidying up with marie kondo segment

[@joshmcgill1268]

RED: 100% Whole Malk

[@NapalmdencH]

Yes!

[@jeffreyvansickle5785]

This was my thought too

[@munjee2]

@@NapalmdencH red2 too

[@lynbaker7780]

Fun fact: I grew up 10 miles from “Whole Malk” and we played them in football. Their team name is the Benton Rangers. In the movie, “In the Line of Fire”, they have a picture of his character in his high school football jersey and his last name is Granger. I have always wondered if they just took the opportunity to alter the football jersey because the character’s name was already Granger or did they give the character the last name Granger because they could use a real picture of John M. in his high school football experience?

[@kstepko]

My favourite John Malkovich performance is as Lenny in “Of Mice and Men”, because he is playing completely against type. However, I’m not sure if that qualifies it as ‘whole malk’. Almond malk?

[@PanAndScanBuddy]

Lactaid Malk?

[@jakobrygh3793]

I like how the close captions call the movie either "bread box" or "burt bucks."

[@DomVogie]

I believe the “string” is chalk line. It is literally string that is in a devise you can wind the string back up in. People in construction use it to put lines on the ground to set forms etc. it has to be taut so when you hold it to the ground then snap the sting unto the ground it leaves a chalk line, get it!

[@carinetouma1965]

You cant' just tease a Lego Batman Honest Trailer... that's inhuman

[@benabramowitz18]

Speaking of Netflix and horses, can you make an Honest Trailer for BoJack Horseman?

[@yungjoemighty879]

i think that might just upset you

[@stephenh.8336]

Fave whole Malk moment: John Malkovick reading 'Twas the Night Before Christmas' on SNL to kids

[@VioletIvy2]

Team StarKid: The Trail to Oregon. Yes, there is an Oregon Trail musical.

[@ieatgremlins]

I thank you.

[@rachelgrubman4606]

When they said adaption of Trail to Oregon the first thing I did was go into the comments and recommend it.

[@awkwardaquamarine19]

"Naked in a Lake" was a stroke of genius. In fact, all of their songs are. But AVPM and Starship are still my favorites. Cheers!

[@sloganwade4994]

Came to the comments just to see if anyone pointed this out. Lol. One of my favorites of their shows.

[@joncardenas3203]

I think this movie is a little above average, but it coming out after "A Quite Place" exposed how it is not great. But the memes were amazing.

[@joecronin9544]

Next week Groundhog Day???

[@u710274]

Phil? Phil Connors? Phil Connors, I thought that was you!...Now, don't you tell me you don't remember me because I sure as heckfire remember you.

[@benabramowitz18]

Maybe it could be A Star is Born, since that was the 4th version of the story.

[@munjee2]

Technically it was

[@olavops1000]

"The girl that got rattled" from the Ballad of Buster Scruggs is the best version of Oregon Trail we'll ever get.

[@bryanpichardo6251]

Malk is what Bart Simpson drinks, that’s why his bones are so brittle

[@andrewowusu-mensah7834]

I swear to watch the malk, the whole malk and NOTHING but the MALK!!!

[@paulbuehler8596]

That’s the true Bird Box Challenge: tie your hands to your desk chair and try and slam your head down as hard as you can until you knock yourself out. Thanks, Joe!

[@Harizl]

Honest Trailer for The House that Jack Built The House That Jack Built 2 : Electric Murderoo

[@ItsTheGuy77]

I'm one of those weirdos y'all were referring to in a previous episode. I personally enjoy watching Honest Trailer commentary waaay more than the actual Honest trailer. I don't even watch it anymore, I just come here and watch along with y'all. I'm too crazy..... somebody lock me up! lol

[@defiantaichi]

same

[@angelpipessd]

Same here

[@heatheraggus7501]

Same

[@kabla7472]

Team Starkid has actually made a comedy musical over Oregon Trail, 'The Trail to Oregon' (it's released on KZbin) - and it's hilarious

[@shanecunningham5802]

"Burn After Reading"... 100% Pure, unadulterated Malk!

[@JCWM2]

And the interactions between him and Brad Pitt have me losing my shit every time.

[@soulflaya2271]

Came hear to say this ⬆️👍🏻

[@MarthadelPilarMoreno]

It's a bird in a box!

[@mr.beaverchair3622]

I was picking up my keyboard to say "Burn After Reading" right as Dan said it. Coen Bros. + Malkovich = Gold.

[@SilverBack_Props]

I’m so happy I watched it before the memes . All I heard about it was my wife said her coworker watched it and said it was good.

[@arisucheddar3097]

Just saying, the little old lady from The Happening had the core strength to smash herself through a number of windows.

[@ButcherofRagol]

My boogaloo? Literally everything. It is the ultimate sequel title. On a related note though, can you guys revive Screen Junkies Plus to make The Feels? I need to see Roth get eaten by her own imaginary Feels-shark! Oh, it just stars all the Screen Junkies, by the way. Keeping it in the family.

[@Beckscepeda]

Okay so the trailer they just reacted to is different from the actual Honest Trailer they uploaded lol do they do that often? I only realized because I'm confused about the Pete Davidson comment around 19:40, they did put the starring joke in the actual Honest Trailer they uploaded but it's not in the trailer they're commenting on lol and they don't seem to realize that it ended up in trailer lmao

[@Beckscepeda]

@@curtisbme Ohh thanks for the insight!

[@eustatic3832]

good catch

[@Beckscepeda]

@@eustatic3832 Thank you 😉

[@TheFranciscoFm]

If it is a Bandersnatch Honest Trailer, I hope it to be a interactive Honest Trailer, with multiple endings and paths. One of those Paths will make the Epic voice guy to quit working in Honest Trailers, find a epic voice girl and have epic voice kids.

[@jon-michaelharris5840]

Francisco .Mora and one is Irish people reacting to it

[@defiantaichi]

i think he already has kids

[@dennishena1399]

SMH...it's called "IO", Joe. As in the letter "I" and letter "O".

[@ballsrgrossnugly]

also SMH (spoilers) the movie is boring and you only see the titular moon through a telescope once for 5 seconds. It has NOTHING to do with IO, humanity could be escaping to a black hole for all the story cares! XD

[@theGLDT]

T E N

[@cuppatea2620]

"TEN" LOLOLOL!!!! That gave me the biggest laugh. Thanks, guys! Great video again. :D

[@Jayk129]

Best Full Malk Performance: John Malkovich reads The Night Before Christmas on SNL

[@kerinkendrick8986]

Not his best, but "Of Mice and Men" is when I began to follow him diligently. May or may not have started a Monday Night Malk club in high school.

[@raidenxthunder8151]

Jeremy Jahns and Chris Stuckmann upload a lot of their reviews for the same movie at the same time. Is it because of the embargo drops? Or are they just ripping each other off? I think they're ripping each other off...

[@williamyoung6311]

@Matthew Collins its sarcasm of course people know it's because the embargo drops

[@MikeMixtapeMM]

20:03 WHAT THE!?! SPENCER!! I came up with Spider-Man 2: Electro's Boogalo before you did. I even tweeted that. Goddamn, man. xD

[@NightingaleAlt]

As for the eyes, I think they made it so their eyes are fucked if they're under control at the moment by the monsters, but that their control can come and go. It's cheap, but according to the movie, their control can be deactivated and reactivated remotely.

[@ElysiumQC]

It is now legal to carry nunchucks in NY once more. It was a very special nunchuck, bruised knuckles, sore groin filled Christmas.

[@Theflowergeekcrafts]

Bird box was just okay. I kind of agree with these guys. I really wanted to like it but it was just a bit disappointing. I feel like a lot of the Netflix movies that I have seen are like that. Bird Box, Bright, Polar, Close... I was interested but I don’t feel like they were able to knock them out of the park. Like They are just luring you in and under delivering.

[@BilboB]

Apostle, Cam and Calibre are great original netflix movies

[@Theflowergeekcrafts]

BilboB “are” great? I have not seen them. Not saying they are all bad. Just a lot of the ones I have seen. Just my opinion.

[@BilboB]

@@Theflowergeekcrafts sure there are a lot of bad and medicore movies on netflix, but there are a lot of hidden gems as well

[@kriskringle3662]

The "if I actually felt like I paid to watch this I would be more disappointed but since it's part of a subscription it's okay" syndrome

[@Raktus]

I compared this more to 'The Day of the Triffids' than I did A Quiet Place.

[@kashtan1523]

"Burn after reading" is the whole malk for me. First of all, because of "WTF is this" meme, second of all, that movie is insane, so his performance completely works, third - it's just a great crazy Malk.

[@rachelgrubman4606]

You guys want an adaptation of Trail to Oregon look up on youtube starkid Trail to Oregon. It is a full length musical based off the game and is hilarious and heartwarming.

[@GFHGGDJHJHJ]

Are you doing the Lego Bagman Movie Honest Trailer when Lego Movie 2 comes?

[@galrjkldd]

hey where did you guys get those nunchucks? I think my friend had one of those, or something like it, when we were kids.

[@davidfinlayson1452]

1. Burn After Reading. 2. Day of the Trifids beat both A Quiet Place and Bird Box by approximately 70 years.

[@timstapenhorst2334]

I’m watching this on my TV while trying to pull up this video on my phone just so I can comment that CON AIR has full Malkovich. And then you said it finally as I pulled up the page. SAD!

[@hihkable]

The night comes for us and apostle are the only Netflix movies I’ve seen that i thought “this is really good, beyond a Netflix film”

[@thehashdude1983]

I'm so glad you said In The Line Of Fire....best full malc... One of my favorite movies from my childhood

[@bobby5359]

Malkovich in RED is severely underrated

[@desmondforde1530]

Thank you for having Dan in the video when he's in the thumbnail today.

[@whereforeartthoume6459]

There may not have been an Oregon Trail movie but there's been a musical

[@dr.matthewhertert310]

I have to say - I was really blown away by Sandra's performance here. I've only ever seen her in comedies and Gravity.

[@emvandermeulen1908]

Can’t get fuller Malk than Dangerous Liaisons

[@albertnormal6834]

What was the movie Malchovich was a robot in? Was that full Malch?

[@danj8048]

How about "Ripleys Game" where he plays an older Talented Mr. Ripley? That's gotta be full malk

[@SaiyanHeretic]

Movie pitch: Silent But Deadly. You can't see or hear the monsters, but if you smell them, it's already too late.

[@EverywhereNYC]

Dangerous Liaisons is FULL Malk

[@xanderrey1879]

Rounders with Matt Damon is the best of the best Full Malch

[@unfallen_bulbitian]

pay thyaat myyaaaann hiss money!

[@xanderrey1879]

unfallen_bulbitian I wyilll splaysh de pot ven eveirr de fyiuck I wwant!

[@kriskringle3662]

I now realize I have quoted Malch more than any other actor. It hurts doesn't it? Your hopes dashed, your dreams down the toilet. And your fate is sitting right besides you.

[@myloxylotoify]

Burn After Reading is the Full Whole Malch

[@KarlyPerkins]

I'm one of the few people who really loved this movie. Was it as good as A Quiet Place? No. Definitely not. But I liked it in its own way. Maybe it's just my love for post-apocalyptic stuff and really digging the mystery of the monster. Regardless, I loved the HT and thought it was hilarious.

[@sammie578]

Love you guys, hilarious as always. Please do the Fyre Festival documentary

[@sammie578]

@@isen2619 That's a great idea!

[@impeeratorii]

The Nextflixmovie is called Io not 10 (Io is a moon of saturn), but its easy to see why it can be confused ;-)

[@albertnormal6834]

Someone's probably said this, but it's IO (eye oh) as in the moon of Jupiter, which is where everyone went.

[@_Boobear_]

They still havent done a lego batman honest trailer :/

[@oneopinion6806]

Oh, my bones are so brittle. But I always drink plenty of..."malk"?

[@leelewis8749]

IT'S made from rats.

[@leelewis8749]

You promised me dog or higher. Vote Quimby.

[@MommyOfMutants]

I never played Oregon Trail, but we had Cross Country Canada in school 😂

[@Cinefanatics]

I know you mentioned it but "Being John Malkovich" is 100% Malk just for the scene when he goes into his own head and everyone says "Malkovich". Creepiest scene ever...and I have watched "A Serbian Film".

[@everettharris967]

Came for the movie commentary, stayed for Spencer's Voltaire jokes.

[@zayedkhan929]

As a crocheter, yarn winders are a thing lol. An expensive thing but a thing, nonetheless 😂

[@arceuslordofcreation8824]

“The jerks get off Scott free” We don’t know that, I’d assume they died shortly after

[@AlexusDeanna_1]

Was that tease at the end for the Honest Trailer of Tropic Thunder?? That's my guess!

[@DarckT7]

5:20 but why do you guys release similar movie contents at the same time? It happens too frequently for there not to be and agreement between you guys about this

[@benseigel831]

Darck Clay the most likely explanation is waiting for a given movie to be released on DVD since it becomes easier legally speaking to use footage from it. They’re all thus on very similar schedules.

[@bethperforms6191]

The feels movie sounds like “the carpet’s lava” game we played as kids.

[@goldenlightpictures6223]

So next weeks trailer you’ve seen again and again and is loopy... 🤔 and has something to do with martial arts?

[@yohananben-gad366]

Groundhog Day

[@benabramowitz18]

Groundhog Day?

[@martas.8780]

Or Happy Death Day? Since the new one is coming out soon

[@martas.8780]

@@isen2619 Could be

[@goldenlightpictures6223]

Hm some good guesses guys didn’t think of those but maybe;)

[@TheLoserface45]

Guise, it’s fishing wire. It’s not hard. I actually like that they didn’t have to explain that. They’re just good at this thing after 5 years.

[@matthewtaylor4436]

From the very beginning I was like, A: You don't need a blindfold you just need to look down. & B: Just find a bomb shelter and stay there.

[@unfallen_bulbitian]

that matrix joke was so completely off the wall...wtf!

[@jasongeorgis3483]

Next week's honest trailer is Happy Death Day in honor of the sequel coming out next month.

[@j.danieldeltoromartinez2504]

Joe mencioned the Cinema Sins, HISHE and Honest Trailers situation. I love all three, but someone has any recomendation of channels in that style? Other than Nostalgia Critic, nothing comes to my mind

[@noewil8392]

Daniel del Toro cinematic excrement is a smaller-ish channel similar to nostalgia critics but less gimmicky. I really enjoy it.

[@StellaMelin]

I was literally watching The lego batman movie right before watching this and thinking how you should do an ht about it, hope it comes out soon (:

[@jayjayson2540]

If the monster was the talking beast from Annihilation who talked with the voice of a dead relative, I might bird-box myself.

[@pigmiwarriorentertainment274]

Having only seen Bird Box & The Happening in Honest Trailer form these movies seem remarkably similar. Other than the actors I feel like you could cut them together & not know the difference. I'd give The Happening bonus points for being accidentally funny though. Is the motivation of the Bird Box monsters ever discovered? Do they eat people or are they worried we'll hunt them? Seems like a 'monsters do monster things' situation. At least in The Happening the trees were angry about climate change. We're close enough to Feb2 that I'm guessing Groudhog Day next week.

[@tmenke88]

... What? Nooo

[@pigmiwarriorentertainment274]

@@tmenke88 Maybe my all time favorite line reading, although I also love ''Disappointed!'' from Hercules kzbin.info/www/bejne/lYCUmYBjoJiUi7s

[@desmondforde1530]

I feel like the next one should be like freeze dancing if it sees u move ur dead.

[@zokontech]

I think the new one on Netflix is Io. Like the moon of I think Jupiter but it really does look like 10

[@writersblock1991]

My favourite full Malk is Dangerous Liaisons Malk

[@DerekJohnsonMuses]

I believe what the movie you called 10 is actually IO AKA letter i, letter o.

[@nerdpocalypse5004]

Does anybody remember when John Malkovich was an evil tyrant obsessed with killing every last dragon

[@richardactor]

Yeah and his birthday is the same day as mine! Love me some Malkovich. How about Rounders??

[@RuslanKalashnikov]

When Spencer said "ok pause" for the first time I clicked on the video to pause it and was waiting for them to start talking on the right screen for some stupid reason...

[@samueltheprideofafrikarobi9319]

RED was full John Malkovich....plus some. The only other movie I can think of besides RED where he was full bore (as you already noted) was Con Air. Also, since you guys were talking about Netflix movies that you wanted to watch next, and I'm sure that you all appreciate smaller foreign films, you should check out Illang: The Wolf Brigade, which is a live action remake of the staple anime Jin-Roh. It was so good, in my humble opinion, that it made me mad that I'll never be able to own it because Netflix is allergic to releasing its properties for sale on DVD/Blu-Ray. (Unless it's a Marvel property or Stranger Things.)

[@abimbolaolayinka1879]

Fun fact, whole milk = 3% milk, so 2% Malk is not too bad, lol!

[@9p.0]

I think joe meant the show/movie “ i o “ on Netflix. Hahahah “ya guys gonna see that 10”

[@gerardocaamanopagniez4110]

They did Oregon trail in the Coen Buster Scruggs movie

[@Spyweb88]

Which one is Dante's Inferno and which one is Volcano?

[@MommyOfMutants]

Ian Rothe Dante’s Inferno is Pierce Brosnan. Volcano is Tommy Lee Jones.

[@Spyweb88]

@@MommyOfMutantsBut is Birdbox Inferno, or Volcano?

[@MommyOfMutants]

Oh I see your point. Well they like D’sP better so I’d say BirdBox is Volcano. Personally, I like Volcano better but it’s probably one of those things where I saw Volcano first so it sticks out more in my memory 😂

[@Spyweb88]

@@MommyOfMutants I'm in the same boat! I remember Volcano more than DP because I saw it first. I barely remember DP, but I do recall a grandma dying in a terrible fashion that's somewhat burned in my memory. Or maybe that was Volcano...?

[@usethename9487]

the taste horror movie is called "flavor town"

[@toddhollen]

"They are cheating and bending the rules for convenience" I think that's called The Shyamalan.

[@peterelliott1706]

MAAAAAALK!!!!!! Love that you guys know that video...so funny!

[@carriecox5171]

Joe, the movie isn't called 10 (it's confusing how the show it with caps) it's actually "i o", which they never really explain.