Honest Trailers | Madame Web

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Honest Trailers | Madame Web
Voice Narration: Jon Bailey aka Epic Voice Guy
Title Design: Robert Holtby
Written by: Spencer Gilbert, Lon Harris, Bailey Meyers
Produced by: Spencer Gilbert
Edited by: Kevin Williamsen
Post-Production Manager: Emin Bassavand
Content Manager: Mikołaj Kossakowski
Post-Production Specialist: Rebecca Castaneda
Director of Video Production: Max Dionne
#honesttrailers #madameweb #movie #trailer

[@Darkknight329.]

This is the closest I'm going to ever see Madame Web.

[@bilalmian8782]

Just need to complete the Holy trinity : Pitch Meeting and Man of Recaps

[@adamkares7549]

And even that was more Madame Web than any Human should have to see

[@jbvader721]

And even then I still want my money back.

[@theultimatereductionist7592]

Pitch Meeting, Honest Trailer, & Space Ice!@@bilalmian8782

[@jocelynastheart2732]

🤣🤣🤣

[@nealsidhu2697]

I watched this movie in theaters. The best part of the experience: When they're all talking about how their parents aren't around, a guy in the theater loudly said "womp womp". Everyone laughed.

[@lockstockand3smokingcarrots]

The best part of the film was actually the credits felt like surviving P Diddy like you whethered the storm kinda sh"t

[@egizikid]

Ain’t no way.💀

[@bobbarker9556]

Disney thanks you for your money. It will fund the next crap

[@brandonmunsen6035]

​@@bobbarker9556 this is a Sony movie genius

[@TheoMurpse]

@@brandonmunsen6035 sony is worse than disney because a few years ago they secretly installed malware on their customers' computers that would report back to Sony with what music you listened to on your computer. This got on your computer if you put a music CD created by Sony into your computer (this was 2005, everyone had CD players on their computers).

[@joelbiju6868]

Dakota Johnson's inabilty to open soda cans reminded me of Kristen Stewart's inability to pour ketchup in Twilight. What an honest trailer throwback!

[@cagedcoco1681]

Sadly, Kristen's was the result of an anxiety disorder, which means... 🙁

[@zaratustra27]

It's almost like Dakota Johnson hated Pepsi and the best she could do was to hold the can

[@NONPOINT420]

You just admitted to seeing to crap actors in 2 crap movies. Your family should be ashamed to know you lol

[@NONPOINT420]

​@@cagedcoco1681I'm sure it was due to her being a crap actor.

[@beanlegume9965]

@@cagedcoco1681 thats an odd way of saying she’s clumsy and uncoordinated.

[@RaUsChGiFtEnGeL]

"a brothels worth of traumatized teenage runaways" that is... one of the descriptions ever

[@mrstupiduniverse731c]

It sure is one of the descriptions😂

[@Blast2224]

It surely described…something

[@RedRaikou]

"one of the descriptions ever" I don't even know what that means

[@aniruddhomajumder2558]

​@@RedRaikouout of all the descriptions ever to have been, this is one.

[@H-ME2003]

Did you know that there is Pepsi advertisement in the movie? It's really hard to spot.

[@aaronrumph3291]

I mean can you really call it an ad if it movie tells you that a can of Pepsi is impossible to open

[@jaimicottrill2831]

What? Where? :)

[@user-cl5kj7oq6y]

Pepsi man contains less product placement than this movie.

[@PsychoMuffinSDM]

Did you know there is a movie in this Pepsi advertisement? It’s really hard to spot.

[@EverettBurger]

It's a movie within a Pepsi ad

[@KidWhoWhat]

"for a screenwriting duo making a good case for A.I" HEATER LINE.

[@commandercaptain4664]

Or the return of Alan Smithee.

[@CucumberWaterAndBrainMatter]

its so good, i cant get over that one 🔥🔥🔥

[@realjohnlove]

They probably already use AI thats why the scripts are bad

[@JohanJortso]

Burn 🔥

[@Meyers1793]

I can't believe studios have now let Matt Sazama and Burk Sharpless (was he named by AI?) write FIVE movies that all bombed. Do they have blackmail material on the studio execs? OMG do they have Epstein's black book?!

[@ffuzi2810]

the pirate bay title is even funnier, "madame web sorry in advance" "even sydney booba cant save this movie"

[@Power5]

I mean her impressive talents were covered for the movie.

[@KTF0]

Man, it didn't deliver with superheroes or bewbs.

[@DarkAkuma]

What bobs? It was like, she was the one character they tried to make look the least attractive. Making you wonder, what was even the point of hiring her. Especially since a total of 3 teen girls that need to be protected was pointless for the plot, and could have been done with 1 girl. Same result could be achieved, and cost less money. The movie is just so baffling...

[@lwrncschmchr]

I love how Dakota keeps thinking these movies she's in that suck are somehow beneath her.

[@DanGamingFan2846]

"When you take on the responsibility, great power will come." Uncle Ben is turning over in his grave right now. You can't just swap the order of a famous quote around and call it clever writing.

[@theaikidoka]

Well, you CAN, if the point was supposed to be the reverse of the original. Ben's quote means "You get to be great, but that means you have to take care of others". MW's means "If you put up with this tedious stuff, you can have fun". They imply VERY different things about the character's moral alignment, and MW comes off worse for the comparison.

[@watershipup7101]

My favorite line of the movie for no other reason than it's the only part where I laughed.

[@sapna7708]

If the movie was good, this line would have worked, but the background should be meaningful.

[@MrKijana23]

Right??!! Plus, those two lines don't actually even mean the same thing 😒

[@LuisSierra42]

It was more ridduculous what they did in The Amazing Spiderman: "But your father, he lived by a philosophy, a principle, really. He believed that if you could do good things for other people, you had a moral obligation to do those things! That's what's at stake here. Not choice. Responsibility"

[@joekennington3865]

“Text to speech acting ability” - brilliant!

[@NuMetalfan1996]

This movie is supposed to be set in 2003, yet has the song Toxic by Britney Spears that wasn’t released until 2004, and has someone using a PSP that wasn't released until 2005. So not much 2003 in this supposedly set 2003 movie.

[@Power5]

Toxic Single was released in 2004, the album "In the Zone" WAS released in 2003. So they did get 1 thing right. It is impressive that they could not get the era right for only 20 years ago. Of the stuff that was not CGI in Oppenheimer, that is much older props that were found.

[@MrOmnisun]

Get this the movie was originally set even earlier to line up with amazing spiderman but just before it came out an executive changed it so it’ll line up with Tom holland spiderman so they had to do all these reshoots. 😂

[@Treblaine]

The director really wanted to set it shortly after 9/11 and not acknowledge it in any way despite half the main cast being FDNY members.

[@realjohnlove]

Toxic works but the PSP was immense product placement. So much so I was questioning my childhood like “damn is the PSP that old” lol Sony gaslit us with that one

[@dougsmith6262]

Man, I miss my PSP.

[@augmenautus]

"Am I on the wrong train?" " I don't know man" That part made me laugh for some reason

[@chance_ondriezek99]

When celebrities were making fun of this movie at the Oscars, less than a month after it came out, you know it’s bad.

[@HBarnill]

And one of its stars mocked it on SNL.

[@Cedsoncole]

You watch the Oscars ???? Ha

[@RuleroftheSandcastle]

​@@Cedsoncole You care that much ???? Ha

[@anamelessyoutuber1462]

I thought it was just them going "how do you do fellow, kids?"

[@retluoc]

It's funny now, but movies today are so bad that this one might be up for best picture 😆. Or it might win a Razzie, who knows. 😀

[@omgcattreatz9209]

I may not have super powers, but I feel like I dodged a bullet with this one.

[@commandercaptain4664]

Remo Williams understood this reference.

[@brendofire2084]

@theworstusernameonyoutube 🤣lol good one!

[@asafakiva1619]

Same here

[@kumarnkvc]

Dakota's greatest nemesis and Sweeney's greatest allies .. the cans.

[@Treblaine]

Adam Scott: "It's all about the cans"

[@devinpol4258]

This comment deserves way more likes. 10/10.

[@chrissymes]

"From a screenwriting duo making a good case for A.I" God damn, this man bodying mf'ers with his first breaths 🔥🔥🔥

[@anamelessyoutuber1462]

Oh my god, the Pepsi scene is real. I'm so happy right now.

[@sifitis2927]

I like that one of the comments in the opening "youtube comments request video X" page is just a pepsi ad.

[@EmperorSeth]

You're going to have to be a lot more specific.

[@DanDog91]

The only reason Dakota was shown to be inept at opening cans was so that PEPSI could have more screen time.

[@wildfire9280]

@@DanDog91 they finally recovered from the magic panacea commercial

[@batmanwins5701]

Coke is the real one.

[@PixarMan2001]

The whole "Great Power will come" line is the hollywood equivalent of the teacher in 3rd grade telling the class to "answer in your own words".

[@slavinicus]

Somehow, great power came

[@JohnWestIV]

It's classic, "I didn't plagiarize!" level writing.

[@yevgeniyaleshchenko849]

😂

[@RedRaikou]

"I who is made of Iron I am truly" aka "I am Ironman"

[@JonWalter_]

"would a depressed person make this?" is an elite reference

[@NFSF1McLaren]

"did you pause it?"

[@JohnnyKChop]

Now I’m thinking how awesome the girls of parks and rec would’ve made this movie

[@kalebjesse7654]

Yes. This is the best. Oh Ben.

[@MadDog-oe6ci]

"A brothel's worth of traumatized teenage runaways" ... that was so wrong but I still can't stop laughing.

[@DidIStutterLOL]

Looks like that soda can was the real villain she couldn’t beat.

[@wizardpatch9405]

Dakota Johnson seems like a random actor in a Law and Order episode playing a famous actress.

[@jkta97]

Except the random actors on L&O are still better at acting than she is.

[@agnosticdevotee]

@@jkta97true.

[@MollyHJohns]

Nepo baby actors 🤷‍♀️

[@tremor3258]

I'm stealing this

[@dutchvanderlinde4713]

DEADASS😂

[@bryanf6638]

I'm dying watching her try to open a can of soda. I can watch that on a 10 hour loop.

[@batmansillo]

"Never underestimate the Madame in your web" ACTUAL LINE IN THE MOVIE.

[@Ductos]

"A brothel's-worth of traumatized teeanage runaways" - Geez 😂

[@kojo7485]

Like 👍 👌 💛 😙 🥰 a true 👍 Madame 😅

[@johnbertram]

"Text-to-speech". Absolutely nailed it right there.

[@nick1635]

Text-to-speech has far more personality than Dakota Johnson.

[@marcelohuerta1970]

@@nick1635Yup. Some Loquendo voices are highly expressive. Dakota Johnson... is not. I find her very attractive and I want to like her but... I cannot 😞

[@PatrickCasey-pf4pl]

Ai has more personality than she does

[@nygmail6499]

Dakota gives kristen stewart a run for her money

[@thedarkstarr11]

@@nygmail6499 Kristen Stewart is actually VERY talented...when...when she cares. She was great in Spencer and in Underwater. The rest of the time...eh... But Johnson...well, she's fanservice, though she did do a decent job in Battle at the El Royale. On the press tour you could see she was only there for the paycheck and KNEW it would be bad. Hey, at least Raul Julia and Dennis Hopper knew they were in stinkers, but still gave it their all. Especially Raul Julia, RIP.

[@magnumdorkus4222]

The cans thing made me wheeze lol but her trying to climb the wall and just sliding down and just....slumping and giving up has got me rollingggg 😂😂

[@JayFingers]

The wall scene easily got the biggest laugh in the theater when I saw it.

[@TheLandscaper0115]

Had me giggling out loud at "be normal be normal".... 😂😂😅😅

[@dovidstaples9985]

They actually couldn't even get the CPR right. The rhythm is a lot faster than a heartbeat

[@fanimej]

Set it to the tune of stayin alive

[@Dunybrook]

So it will probably get people killed? Amazing.

[@jaapsch2]

@@fanimejOr to Another one bites the dust, it's your choice

[@LucianCanad]

Or the imperial march

[@vincevvn]

You also need to push hard enough to break the ribs

[@hayzed9491]

I'm pretty sure the bad guy could have just stood still, ducked, and avoided the ambulance rather than jumping into the path of it!

[@Shayzar1]

because great responsiblity comes great power, or whatver h said....

[@robertmarten7222]

He jumped RIGHT INTO IT.

[@4nthr4x]

He took advanced classes at the Prometheus School of Running Away From Things

[@linneausmsiska1184]

Its like he had no spidersense

[@reptiloidmitglied2930]

The scene reminds of a moment in wrestling where a wrestler was lying too far from the ring post and moved himself towards it to ensure that the other wrestler could land a clean jump attack 😂

[@vothaison]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="490">8:10</a> Now we know Peter wasn't lying when he said "It's a jungle out there; I had to beat an old lady with a stick to get these cranberries."

[@davidstorrs]

"Hack the planet!" That's a deep cut right there.

[@midus0013]

Even a blind man can open a can of soda. Honest trailer for Daredevil Netflix series please.

[@tonuahmed4227]

Yes...

[@Predaking4ever]

Nice seque

[@ryanschwartz4959]

Honestly, I wonder if Dakota was specifically told to do that so the can didn’t need to be swapped out for retakes

[@tonuahmed4227]

@@ryanschwartz4959 it makes more sense,but we are talking about daredevil now...sooo

[@Crimsonfangg]

They should've put one of those in the movie.

[@HalloweenYearRound]

The villain is the best part of the movie because his "performance" feels like it's from a Spanish soap opera!

[@marhawkman303]

yeah, also... he's a hero in the comics....

[@jareththegoblinking3191]

@marhawkman303 To be fair, Atom Smasher is also a hero in comics but in CW’s The Flash, he’s a baddie

[@rogerkincaid931]

He's actually a terrific actor. This venture is just a career miscalculation.

[@marhawkman303]

@@jareththegoblinking3191 Yeah, but I'm pretty sure that was a less drastic departure from normal.

[@mrstraiban]

@@rogerkincaid931 This whole movie is a career miscalculation.

[@FoodLaneAdventures]

Adding this to the list of movies I'm glad they made just so I could watch the Honest Trailer and Pitch Meeting.

[@sadekke]

Honestly the best part of this movie was when the villain jumped and got hit by the ambulance! I busted out laughing!

[@perceivedvelocity9914]

Hahaha. "Text to speech acting style". He absolutely nailed it.

[@Jamisen22]

I died- so spot on

[@johnnyth440]

I kept expecting her to toss away that can like Tommy Wiseau. "I did not hit her! I did not!"

[@samya1231]

Damn that alone would have made this one at least watchable 😂

[@KittyCat22976]

🤣😆😍😆🤣

[@Lukeywoodsey]

Oh hi Mark

[@tekno647]

What a story, Mark!

[@dougbrooks2501]

Hello doggie…..good bye!!!!

[@mathi9084]

We missed an occasion to hear "BEEEEWWWBBBBSS" from you with the bad USE they made of Sydney SWEENEY in that movie.

[@johnp710]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="55">0:55</a> That dubbing OMG!

[@H-ME2003]

Finally the answer to the question what a Morbius movie with a female protagonist would look like.

[@niclaswa5408]

Let’s hope it makes a webillion dollars

[@CoReaderz]

shut up! Morbius is a masterpiece!

[@kagomodise4008]

I've been saying! 😭😭

[@John_C_J]

This is an insult to Morbius, women and the concept of motion picture.

[@maxkliegl1951]

Nah. This is more of a sequel to Black Widow. At least Morbius had class.

[@greggwashington4015]

Good lord, how did I not notice all of the cans she couldn't open 😂

[@marhawkman303]

I think it's just a props thing, IE we don't want her to spill soda on the set or costumes. but the sheer number of times you see her fiddling with one.....

[@alexandercressman3420]

​@@marhawkman303Just drill a hole in the bottom of the cans and drain them or replace the drink with water so that she can open them.

[@sankarist]

The brand needed to include product placement somehow. Since there's not much ways to put soda machines inside hospitals, they did what they had to do (fiddling)

[@marhawkman303]

@@alexandercressman3420 yeah I'm not saying it was a good way to do it... it's the least effort way.... just that there is a logic to it.... bad or otherwise

[@jkta97]

To be fair, there were a million other bad things that probably occupied your attention haha

[@thedanrobergeexperience7881]

From the screen writers that make a good case for AI😂 It have to be one of the best line I’ve heard in quite a while!

[@CraftySouthpaw]

It's mind-boggling how many videos this movie has inspired in such a relatively short time. Since the movie opened in theaters, I don't think a day has gone by where I haven't been recommended at least one new video.

[@MeepMeep88]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="154">2:34</a> LOLLLL the very mellow "cmon..." when her friend is dying in her hands.

[@HentaiSpirit]

LOL ICANT

[@luvahadowsdolls]

That was a Neil Breen moment right there.

[@thekul121]

I unapologetically want to see a Madam Web / Morbius team up movie. The memes would be legendary

[@jeffreytroublefield4265]

I can't think of anything else now. Thanks

[@benabramowitz18]

"Madame Web, I need you to distract Kang."

[@mori1bund]

Be careful what you wish for... ^^

[@johnnotrealname8168]

@@mori1bundI think Sony will actually believe this now.

[@jimb.7523]

*AVI ARAD:* **furiously scribbles down notes**

[@theredandblueyakuza9256]

Okay that scene of her trying to climb the wall and sliding down was genuinely funny 😂

[@RedRaikou]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="256">4:16</a> his reaction to Sidney Sweeney is the most memorable moment of the video hahaha

[@vibhormahajan7360]

Her holding the CANS🤣

[@justdonut74]

I LOVE that the IMDB quotes section for this movie is full of quotes from other Spider-Man movies.

[@commandercaptain4664]

"I missed the part where that's my problem about your mom when she was researching spiders in the Amazon right before she died."

[@Arcwol]

Her trademark text-to-speech acting style. Cooooooldbloooooded....!

[@henrymanuel8246]

"Where's my spider? They took my spider!" I've been cry-laughing ever since!!!

[@filthybonnet]

Just this honest trailer alone makes the 50 Shades series look like the highlight of Dakota's career.

[@MarvinPowell1]

The messed up part is, she has actually been in some good movies and proves she can act, like in Suspria. But no one's seen any of those.

[@Ceares]

I have not seen it but I heard the Suspiria remake was pretty good? So maybe like Kristen Stewart she just really sucks in stuff that is terrible? Some actors can deal with/overcome bad directing and/or screenwriting and still give a decent performance, some just can't.

[@AngelofMusic04]

​@@CearesIt's one of the best horror remakes of the last fifteen years. She and Tilda Swinton work off each other wonderfully.

[@abiluftig2637]

I beg you to watch Bad Times at the El Royale. It'll change your opinion of Dakota and it's just a phenomenal movie.

[@KingofCydonia11]

@@abiluftig2637 I think they were more so saying that it makes even the terrible 50 Shades look good in comparison lol

[@MardenNewAcc]

I'm... I'm speechless. I haven't checked this movie at all after the trailer. The scenes they showed in this video... This would bomb even in 2000s.

[@mahna_mahna]

This would bomb in the 2000s on CW.

[@Ultriac301]

It's SO bad it reminds of that 2005 Elektra movie. It's plot was equally bad and made no sense.😅

[@tranquilthoughts7233]

I mean, there are literal water spiders. Some developed the extremly cool ability to use their silk to create little bags of air that they use like a scuba diver. Also, the barking spider (Selenocosmia stirlingi) is a spider from the tarantula family native to australia.

[@ajlouis6038]

You're all missing the point. This movie is a master plan. It's all an elaborate plan to get Sydney Sweeny in a schoolgirl dress and dance on top of a table in a diner.

[@zoebaggins90]

"Come on, Dakota, you can open it!" 😂Veerrry subtle product placement.

[@gmoney4024]

True that too rich to know how to open up a soda can for now on every time they do a interview with her Toss her a can of Pepsi and see how long it takes to open it lol if she can’t the theory is proved!

[@isaacmachado1238]

That Pepsi can is the little sister to the Ketchup Bottle from Twilight 😂

[@smallstepsdaily]

😂😂😂

[@deensaid7762]

Lmao

[@openshores4288]

Shouldve added the "stare music" from twilight in that pepsi can sequence haha

[@odinaryday]

This movie is now comedy gold in the category "it's so bad it's good".

[@reignman30]

That's an insult to the Sharknado franchise.

[@shanawazsheikh1930]

How Dakota Johnson showcased her trademark Text to Speech acting style!

[@jbvader721]

And here I was thinking I was too harsh on her for Fifty Shades of Garbage.

[@sjordan9586]

She’s awful.

[@Sigurn27]

That line made me laugh harder than anything else

[@ferventheat]

AI is getting really good these days

[@colleengallagher9413]

She needs to try a different career path. Being the daughter of two actors should not guarantee her roles in motion pictures. Nepotism is overated. There are people who attended theater classes and dramatic art schools and are better than her.

[@yaghoulfaith5079]

If any movie deserves a Honest Trailers Commentary, it’s this one

[@forgottenwars7773]

this might be my favorite honest trailer lol! Such a great roast

[@thebowlingguyatgoogle2517]

"did pepsi only send you ONE can" that killed me

[@Eddie_Strom]

"Peter Parker picked a proper parent" had me lmfao!!!!

[@mattypaul87]

Imagine having comic books for reference to make a comic book movie, but deciding "naaaah we got this."

[@dswill2264]

Lololo

[@marcelohuerta1970]

To be fair, they do the same with novels and short stories. I still weep thinking of what they did with the Earthsea stories.

[@jeffreydean5112]

Welcome to phase 4 lol

[@commandercaptain4664]

Oh, getting this naaaaah is TIGHT.

[@Wisconsin-tourism]

Another hour and a half saved. Thank you HT!!! Cool Crown Vic at <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="213">3:33</a> though!

[@jcout25]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="430">7:10</a> That has been my favorite GI Joe overdub quote since it came out! I say it to this day and ZERO people know what it means. It's hilarious.

[@nurgle333]

Stop all the downloadin'

[@MaximumDiver]

I completely lost it at "Greatest nemesis....CANS!" hahahaha

[@DimitrisChr]

OMG thank you! I thought I was the only one that noticed that this guy's dialogue was never synced and looked like a voice over from another actor!

[@ripleyjlawman.3162]

No, it’s still Tahar’s voice it’s just the most obvious dialogue replacement in post production this decade.

[@mingusboodle]

But his voice over still sounds like it's being read by a 2003 text reader.

[@rickstaism]

To be fair that likely would have happened since every one else slept through the movie.

[@bskilla4892]

"Text to speech acting style" finally! Someone put it perfectly into words!

[@paulsoldner9500]

I still think it's funny that everyone blames those two hack writers. In this case, they only did the first draft. The actual script was finalized by S.J. Clarkson and Claire Parker. Almost all the bad dialogue was added by them

[@juanluismendoza8655]

Even if Matt Sazama and Burk Sharpless only wrote the first draft of this movie, it doesn’t mean they’re good writers. Have you seen the other stuff that they wrote? All of those movies were written by them and they were not good.

[@paulsoldner9500]

@@juanluismendoza8655 Yes.... that's why I called them "two hack writers". You would have seen that if you had read my comment. Doesn't change the fact that the final script was written by S.J. Clarkson and Claire Parker.

[@Kopium_Impakt]

thank you so much for the Parks & Rec reference with Adam Scott in the credits. this made my entire day.

[@rumo1086]

He is...The Architect

[@seppyq3672]

Best part of this one. 😂

[@guyvizard549]

Cass's power equates to, essentially, "Oh, I TOTALLY knew that was gonna happen, so... yeah."

[@jkta97]

This made me laugh way too hard!

[@unkledoda420]

To be fair, that is how you completely ruin a burger.

[@Ren3gaid]

This is maybe one of the funniest Honest Trailers you guys made :D It's so good

[@BrutalSnuggles]

*yes, they're all mine* The Hollywood studios should reconsider their stance on regular people soliciting screenplays to them, they uh.... They need the help.

[@santimulgosimms5730]

Literally😂

[@yudithcaron8053]

Also, please stop with the nauseating "cool" shots, Hollywood.🤢🤮

[@commandercaptain4664]

@@yudithcaron8053 2010 called, it wants TRON Legacy to get its due when that shot actually made sense.

[@claytonrios1]

And you thought Morbius was a glorified meme generator!

[@edwardhannah8507]

I think we all owe an apology to Sam Raimi for Spiderman 3.

[@varric]

Not from me. I still blame him for what he did to poor Wanda.

[@Takarr]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="258">04:18</a> I love this part 😂😂

[@tails5907]

Madame Pepsi.

[@DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose]

Madame Websi.

[@momon969]

Pepsiman Cinematic Universe

[@Eternaldarkness3166]

She lost the Pepsi challenge lmao 😂

[@MollyHJohns]

​@@momon969 Colaman:

[@pattheplanter]

Paramedic Pepper.

[@SalAveNU]

My favorite "Great Power Line Variation" is "With Great Power Comes.......A Ton Of Weird Crap You're Not Ready For"

[@MrEgofreak]

That is a good one! 👍

[@pattheplanter]

With great power comes low resistance and high voltage.

[@stephenpastena8583]

AoS FTW!

[@commandercaptain4664]

With great power comes great plot holes.

[@mohonamukherjee2511]

" a brothel's worth of traumatised teenage Runaways" had me DEAD 😂😂😂😂

[@mydowntime6850]

I'm so glad someone noticed the can thing besides me cause I thought I was going nuts.

[@zorebnRAHAM]

'making a good case for AI' made me pause and LMAO 🤣🤣🤣

[@Juggninja24]

This movie is basically what happens when AI has control on screenwriting. Fun for entertaining friends at a dinner party, but awful for a profit-making movie (and it's the bare minimum goal).

[@commandercaptain4664]

@@Juggninja24 But would AI write about a guy who was with someone's mom while she was researching spiders in the Amazon right before she died? *Skynet INITIATED*

[@Juggninja24]

@@commandercaptain4664 very likely.

[@zacharymccoy7091]

This felt like the 8th most anticipated movie of 2004.

[@rogerkincaid931]

And still dissapoints.

[@HolaMundoTheMisteriousAG]

Catwoman?

[@Julia25120]

True. 😂 Btw, the best movies from 2004 were: Collateral, Spider Man 2 and Mean Girls.

[@Radhaugo108]

Can opening phobia unlocked.

[@randominternetweirdo5479]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="185">3:05</a> you didn't follow that with Green Goblin singing "Itsy Bitsy Spider".

[@Blitzo8390]

Remind me, who was in the Amazon where her mother was researching spiders right before she died?

[@manuelalbertoromero9528]

I think a tiger or something?

[@jasonculpepper5510]

He was

[@Blitzo8390]

@@jasonculpepper5510 Right, I thought so

[@jareththegoblinking3191]

A guy who needed voice lessons

[@annierebeccaa]

@@jasonculpepper5510he was where? And when?

[@Harper_1984]

Honestly shocked there wasn't a Kung Pow or The Room joke with all the dubbed lines and syncing issues.

[@keithanderson4433]

Loved the Parks and Rec reference..."Do you think a depressed person could make this?"

[@mattbaltimore7195]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="265">4:25</a> Is there something wrong describing Sydney, Mr.EpicVoiceGuy?????? 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

[@JCShadow0202]

"He was in the Amazon with my mom when she was researching spiders right before she died." This line of unapologetic exposition from the trailer really set the tone for the whole movie

[@Skyebright1]

Seriously Sony this is the end of Morbius again where the Vulture just bursts out with the weirdest sentences. You can’t write dialogue that’s natural?

[@MxEuphemia]

One of the funniest and most unrealistic things in this film is how quickly the kidnapping thing escalates Sidney's character shouts for help. 2 minutes later a whole bunch of cops show up. Another 2 minutes later there's already a news bulletin on the radio. A few hours later it's already front page news on a newspaper in New Jersey 😂

[@SamVimes75]

Sydney is a blonde white girl, so her case is unlikely to be ignored.

[@naiastra]

probably the truest and most honest trailer they've ever done and that's an impressive feat

[@JR-Mystic]

I just looked up the filmography of those screenwriters, and I am in awe. How does anyone with that mountain of steaming cow manure on their resume continue to get hired??? THAT'S a real-life superpower.

[@watwudbuffydo]

A textbook case of failing up.

[@captainoftheneverdie21]

"When you take on the responsibility, great power will come," I hope Ben hears Cassie say that and go, "Maybe it should be the other way around. That way it would make sense."

[@deltonmcclary7341]

"Be normal.. be normal" I feel you on that with Sydney Sweeney 🙏🏽

[@Paranitis]

She's one of those obvious "take the glasses off the nerdy girl and bam, hottest girl in school" trope.

[@drafezard7315]

@@Paranitis I personally preferer the look with the glasses on.

[@commandercaptain4664]

Must. swoon. for. SWEEN.

[@Railfan-uf9mw]

Hello Sydney

[@elvenkind6072]

4:24 The perv sounds he make after "be normal, be normal" is the funniest he ever made on this channel.

[@teutonicknightmare]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="467">7:47</a> “I’ll try spinning! That’s a good trick!”

[@Psyclonus7]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="95">1:35</a> They make that joke AFTER showing a can of Pepsi AND a can of Mountain Dew