Honest Trailers - Star Trek (2009)

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Honest Trailers: Star Trek (2009) Credits
Directed by Andy Signore
Executive Producer Mitch Rotter
Series Created by Andy Signore & Brett Weiner
Episode Written by Ian Weinreich, Spencer Gilbert and Andy Signore
Edited by Dan Murrell
Voiceover Narration by Jon / jon3pnt0
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[@wolkinsdan7776]

RIP Chekhov you were a great actor

[@blu9700]

3:36 he they should feel pretty bad now

[@mmp2010]

he was my favorite

[@rangerofithilien1783]

Yeah ;(

[@tybofborg]

He was my favorite :'(

[@blakeroesler5618]

+tybofborg same

[@jackryan9183]

Lens Flares: Into Brightness.

[@glados7294]

This comment is genius 👍

[@ion1226]

@jack ryan Amazing

[@ob1905]

lol

[@mori1bund]

Lens Flares is the new Stares.

[@amyconway1631]

Grab your sunglasses, kids!

[@tiana_andherbooks]

"Leaving only one person to save them... Who is quickly captured, leaving only another man to save us, who has an emotional breakdown, which only leaves another other person to save us"

[@MiniBandit007]

"JJ Abrams star wars demo reel" You know that is very accurate

[@Jemppu]

100th like after two years. Congrats... 👍

[@sithsaiyan4529]

Ouch.

[@callmeshaggy5166]

Peter Jackson has said that he went visually over the top for LotR so he could get a shot at directing King Kong afterwards, specifically the Skull Island portion.

[@rhocat362]

I could have gone my whole life without knowing that...didn't like star wars

[@technospear]

I lost it at "heavily armed Apple store" XD

[@daniels7907]

But, they're *LCD*!

[@tybofborg]

**Retina™*

[@philp3512]

😂😂😂

[@zerodadutch6285]

It's so true though

[@richardadams4928]

I was literally about to post the EXACT same thing. Hilarious!!

[@TimeandMonotony]

Okay I absolutely LOVE Star Trek 2009 but this was perfect. xD Except for the "no one's favorite" part. Everyone loves Chekov! R.I.P. Anton

[@bennyton2560]

RIP QAQ

[@andredeketeleastutecomplex]

I am not everyone luckily 😁

[@Jacob-ej8hy]

R.I.P Leonard Nimoy. Never will you be forgotten, as long as geeks exist.

[@sevenprovinces]

And fans from the Bangles! Though yeah, yours will probably outlive those :p.

[@tomkrys3331]

It's been 7 years and the lense flares gag is still hilarious😂

[@ferwilikins]

The Lens Flare part killed me.

[@CommanderCoaster]

And even more flares

[@zurnie]

MROE LENZ FLAR!!!!!

[@eggsnspam]

Especially when they used the same music from the Twilight Honest Trailers regarding "stares."

[@erikschiller7210]

Who didn't it kill?

[@tomaszurbanowicz1559]

Anyone knows the name of the lens flares theme?

[@benstafford8206]

Patrick Stewart could still easily play Picard in a reboot. He looks exactly the same as always!

[@jamesisaac7684]

He's a poop now.

[@baylinkdashyt]

Yeah... about that...

[@musicalhistory4392]

Good news he is going to be in a new series.

[@ArtofLunatik]

The star trek gods have read your comment and brought back Picard.

[@SlimThrull]

Funny you should say that...

[@SolomonLi]

So glad they found the dimmer switch for those lens flares in the 3rd movie.

[@jv-lk7bc]

...but it doesn't help enough.

[@monkeyisland99]

But you can see a little bit more xD

[@davidw5993]

Yeah it's called a different director LOL

[@albaproductions9602]

Chekov is everyone's favourite especially when he says Nuclear wessel

[@alysiamerdavid-wasser9165]

"Wictor, wictor.." 😊😌

[@jwb2814]

Alba Productions I wike the wessel

[@TheGreenDragon7777]

That's what he is saying... thanks for the Russian translator. 5->

[@vipe650r]

Thaaaaat's bringing back the childhood memories... in Alameda.

[@jefft8138]

Perhaps the largest plothole ever to result in scene deletion, Nero was captured and held prisoner by Klingons during the years supposedly spent just drifting in space, but the scenes were deleted showing such.

[@aurumvale9908]

camera-guy: so ... how many lenseflares do you want in the movie? j.j.: YES!

[@daverobson3084]

ALL OF THE LENS FLARES!!!!!!!

[@spinningbacksidekick]

Three years ago: "no one's favorite"

[@forbes646]

he was never my favorite but I really liked the youthful attitude that he brought to the movies (always optimistic and excited )RIP

[@bzeak1121]

It was sad that the actor died but...his character was nothing more than a random math genius with Chekov's name.

[@h4rleyimsorrywhat614]

He was never my favourite but he was an amazing actor and I loved him In odd Thomas

[@yangcha3002]

Butchzzilla I replied to this video 11 months ago saying "how dare you say he's no one's fave" so guess I'm one of the few who actually had him as a fave before hos death.

[@zegrotheobsidiangamer1234]

I loved him since 2011 when i first got into the movies.. a few months ago i watched beyond and i heard that he died and i was in tears for a day or two

[@SarahRabbit97]

I think Chekov was the only one who earned his position just by skill rather than all the other factors listed. Of course, I think being adorable gave him a little extra boost.

[@ElshamyWalid]

0:32 Meet Nero.... Hello

[@ilkokingable]

Its me

[@fulahno]

+Kanok Pitiwatcharakul you're ... looking for

[@seans.7901]

+Kanok Pitiwatcharakul was that a fnaf reference

[@florinherlea8376]

Hi Nero

[@Anvilshock]

Hello!! - Sounds like ashens.

[@nataliaromanova6535]

I never thought about the possibility of Nero going back in time, warning them, and thereby saving his planet. Makes more sense than waiting on Spock forever. Btw, that "oh my" was funny.

[@xxes11xx]

really? I actually wondered the same thing - why not warn the planet and the Volcans of their mistake when everyone is still alive and well?

[@ardenaudreyarji]

Because by going back to the past, they accidentally created an ALTERNATE TIMELINE... It's why Nero and Old Spock continue to exist even if they've changed so much. Get it now?

[@damianwales5730]

I agree, too much lens flares and they're annoying but "NO ONE'S FAVOURITES"? Even before Anton died, Ensign Pavel Andreivich Chekov is my favourite character...love everytime he show up...but he's gone too soon. :(

[@joshg.8706]

RIP

[@xitdj]

Sure Screen Junkies regret the "No one's favorite" and when they do Beyond is gonna be missed or something... Because he's missing... Get it? Because he died last year... Oh my god please don't ban me I have no friends :(

[@Afrexxx]

i kept calling him smol bean

[@allisont9354]

I thought of him as an amazing Russian baby butterfly of excellence and he is who I got my good Russian accent from. I have loved checkov for at least 8 years.

[@kaircs3323]

Afrex same I'm still not over his death

[@guntherultraboltnovacrunch5248]

"The federation's heavily armed Apple store""

[@julianhagedorn6935]

genius

[@aiosquadron]

Ok! Insted of calling it the alternate Enterprise, lets call it iEnterprise!

[@explosivemodesonicmauricet1597]

@@aiosquadron iConstitution iExcelsior iAmbassador iGalaxy iSovereign iUniverse

[@aiosquadron]

@@explosivemodesonicmauricet1597 Perfection.

[@explosivemodesonicmauricet1597]

@@aiosquadron And then the whole universe is under Apple's copyright XD

[@alya2108]

"And nerds go... *spock and uhura kissing* .. HUH?!" Lmfao.

[@albinhansen5500]

Exactly

[@joannaniedziaek8158]

That was perfect

[@hotdog1214]

Me: Wuuuh?!!? 1 second later, honest trailer: Wuuuh?!!? LOL. all the more funny cos its oh so true.

[@a_gay_homosexual_funeral]

Spirk fans: *punches screen* I AM KHAN

[@ghoulishtunes6846]

@sweetblackblood1 cause its not the 60s and their romance was kinda outta nowhere.

[@Statalyzer]

One thing that TOS, TNG, DS9, and the movies did well is make it look like there is a precision and skill to space combat. The JJ movies just said fuck it lets throw as many glowing darts onto the screen as we can and hope it looks cool enough people won't realize there was no thought put into it.

[@illuvitarv5]

Very true I guess he thought all space fights were the same as the ones in star wars

[@Baseshocks]

Valentin Cantu I always say, J.J is a star wars fan who wanted to make a star wars movie but he was never given the chance so he settled with star trek and made his star wars movie.

[@Bayard1503]

Well, the last battles in the Dominion war were kind of chaotic.... but otherwise I agree with you.

[@SamJ.J.]

The Abrams movies kind of crapped on everything fans liked about Star Treck and turned it into GENERIC SPACE ACTION MOVIE

[@daverobson3084]

@@SamJ.J. That and their characterization rules for writing the OS characters seemed to be 1-Find a single trait that the character had( or, just one that they are known for whether they had that trait in the original works or not) 2-Turn said trait up to 11 3-Smile at your own genius.

[@CordeliaDoyle]

I was perfectly composed...up until he said "heavily armed Apple store". Yup, I was done following that XD

[@turloghtheblack]

Whoever is writing the narration for these trailers has some serious comedic talent.

[@anatolyivanov890]

Zapp Brannigan. Captain of space apple store.

[@monastyy]

"how can anybody see on this ship?" xD SO RIGHT

[@lml6791]

In honor of Leonard Nimoy say: The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few or the one

[@AndyCandyZeroSugar]

Just saw that he's gone. From the older movies I only watched the scene when Spock sacrificed himself and died. Those are such emotional moments.

[@RilevTV]

what a commie.. hell no

[@smurfyday]

so much hate in the conservatives... they always destroy the world.

[@wasserruebenvergilbungsvirus]

A very true and logic statement.

[@_mad_cat_]

Chekov was and always will be my favourite character. Rest in peace Anton Yelchin. An amazing actor taken from this world too soon.

[@scipio109]

The Uhura thing is based on the noticeable attraction of Uhura towards Spock in the first episode of the original series

[@hyvnmni]

3:36 Actually, he IS one of my favorites! He's so cute. :3

[@marcuspwebster]

rip

[@MachoMan_Vert]

Valentia Well he's ded.

[@MachoMan_Vert]

literally ....

[@MisterUnknown707]

Furry Dude dead*

[@MachoMan_Vert]

The Troll Killer no he's *ded

[@alphacompton]

This was pretty funny. It actually felt like a fair trailer. Probably the most HONEST you've done yet. Keep up the great work.

[@elusivebutsatisfyingt.9166]

"No ones favorite." Loved the whole video; hated that second WE LOVE CHEKOV OMG

[@bluecookie9al]

".... Unless you're William Shatner"

[@yakkowarner664]

William Shatner's reaction: I'M CAPTAIN KIRK

[@annakenyon4288]

Yakko Warner XD thank you for that

[@GermanLeftist]

+Abree Lord That would mean I am William Shatner, because I hated the movie.

[@yakkowarner664]

+Anna Kenyon you're welcome.

[@gmhelwig]

I must also be William Shatner. Aside from a few names, there is nothing Star Trek about this piece of ****

[@jordanthayer7599]

Hahahahaha "the visionary behind starwars episode 7, and felicity" hahahahaha

[@sirrliv]

Lense Flare: The Movie (Now with 20% more camera shake!) Seriously people, haven't we been working hard for the past 100 years of motion picture history to eliminate shit like that?

[@MachoMan_Vert]

sirrliv i think those flares are cgi. So they're intentional.

[@michaelesposito2629]

Cosmic Bunny /wooooooooooooooshhhhhh

[@xthe_nojx5820]

Because that's his Punch Face, bro!

[@bienemarc1068]

I love the music you used with the flares :) It reminds me at the stares from shovel face... and the ones from all the other pointless twilight characters.

[@ebess2]

Do you know the name of the music they used for the lens flares scene?

[@bienemarc1068]

No, I don't. Sry

[@taylorlandon5826]

Marc Schefold It Is Called: "Great Ambition".

[@jenniferlopez1089]

JJ Abrams needs to get his ass outta Star trek, but I will admit I am grateful if just for the fact that he got more people into Star Trek, who usually go back and see the real stuff and realize that these new ones can't compare to the older ones.

[@TheNautilusCharmer]

I must say this interpretation of Chekhov made me really like him.

[@houndandhandbag]

"How can anyone see on this ship?" LOL Yeah...the lens flares got hard to watch after awhile. But I still love the movie.

[@gwenr1649]

I almost coughed up a lung laughing at the Zapp Brannigan part oh my god

[@Cuzjudd]

inorite

[@pugpugpugs5382]

i was just like, finally, a reference to futurama

[@Gredddfe]

"How long til they reboot The Next Generation?" I've got some terrible news for you.....

[@ob1905]

Lmao

[@VonWenk]

"Winona Ryder is still working?" is the best part. I don't remember the lens flares being this bad-but I saw Star Trek at the drive-in on a double-bill with Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen.

[@Sean-qo9yu]

I loved this movie, and the trilogy for that matter. And these trailers only compliment the audacity. I genuinely love it.

[@mmmotercycle]

What are you talking about? Everyone loves little Chekov!

[@Zahra-td6ke]

Yeah exactly he's the best

[@sarrjel]

LynchTheShills Chekove was 17 when he was on Enterprise in the original series. What's troubling with this version of Star Trek is that the only people that are old enough to be on the Enterprise is Scottie, Bones , Cap. Kirk and maybe Spock. Sulu is too young to be on this ship as well as Chekov and Uhurha. Especially since Kirk is in his early 20s and in the series he was in his early to mid 30s.

[@only1one1me]

"Tic Tac Eyes, Tan Mom." XDDD

[@yangcha3002]

Did you just call the russian for no ones fave. DiD YOU JUST

[@jerobriggs6861]

Yeah, I love Chekov too!

[@skazwolfman8622]

+Ane Cecilie Sirevåg Yeah, man. Chekov's my bro!

[@GustavoSantosToltech99]

+Ane Cecilie Sirevåg Chekov's my favourited too!

[@GustavoSantosToltech99]

(Chekov Love) vakia! 4 evah!!

[@jerobriggs6861]

Did you know quadrotriticale was a Russian invention.

[@smintili]

Earth, one of many frontiers. These are the voyages of me. My continuing mission: Convince the Screen Junkies people to make an Honest Trailer for Highlander. I boldly click on videos I have often clicked before.

[@zijunryanmeng3921]

meet nero. "hello!" lmao

[@cosgarcia]

Grounds Keeper Willie LMAO

[@justgivemethetruth954]

This was so much better than the real movie ... thanks ... and it was free !

[@MasterGhostf]

i agree

[@joesphgrimminck5216]

TY Honest trailers, you cant mention JJ Abrahms without giviving a shout out to lens flares! You always say what we are all thinking, keep up the great work

[@Laura-vz3ts]

Once you notice the lense flares, you can't un-notice them.

[@Dracotonis]

I remember going to see Into Darkness in the cinema, soon as they showed the bridge the first thing everyone around me was whispering was, wtf the lens flares again!

[@BatmanHQYT]

LOL "Tyler Perry's Tyler Perry"

[@anushasanmathis2100]

The lens flare music gets me every time 😂😂 . Also, I've just realized they use that music for every funny redundant thing in a series. Remember the twilight trailers? 😂😂

[@TreeRockCreations]

Totally on target! I love these Honest Trailers!

[@Maria-tw1vg]

FREAKING LENSFLARES

[@kaladevimuraleetharan4281]

[@1vaultdweller]

I occasionally come back here for them lens flares

[@AdamG1983]

JJ directing Episode IX "I've got a bad feeling about this"

[@Allan_aka_RocKITEman]

*"IT'S A TRAP!"*

[@bindair_dundat]

Was it a good idea to have the same guy direct the new Star Wars who also directed the new Star Trek? I don't really know much about sci-fi, but even I know that Star Wars and Star Trek fans usually don't like each other.

[@TheBenBen500]

JJ Abrams is a Star Wars fan, that's why his 2 trek movies had no relation to Star Trek aside from the title and names, and why almost everything else is an obvious ripoff if Star Wars.

[@agilemind6241]

New Star Trek isn't sci-fi, its space-adventure-movies. Star Wars isn't sci-fi either it is space-fantasy. My guess is that the new Star Wars will also be a space-adventure-movie, basically original Star Wars without the mystical Yoda & old Obi-Wan stuff. Though I'm worried about them bringing back the original cast, they're too old now to be doing adventure stuff (no one wants to see Han Solo as a grandpa).

[@andrewcastello4312]

Well, he was on Star Trek before Star Wars. They thought it was a good idea to let someone who wasn't a big Star Trek fan to make a movie to appeal people who didn't watch Star Trek.

[@Metalalbumreviewers]

Andrew Castello And therein lies the fundamental problem with the whole movie. A true Star Trek fan understands that the show and original movies weren't about explosions, shallow, selfish characters, and more explosions. The characters are cerebral, logical, kind, and witty, but flawed enough to be relatable. I won't even start on what's wrong with "Into Darkness", as it would turn into a rant that would rival RedLetterMedia's "Star Wars" reviews. Both new movies were simply action films with "Star Trek" slapped on it to put geek asses in the theater seats.

[@Jeffrey5797]

Agilemind i find it funny that now we got a new trailer of episode 7 and Han solo looks bad ass as ever. Then im seeing this and saying, you were proven wrong my friend lol

[@emosongsandreadalongs]

"Oh, Winona Ryder's still working?" My thoughts exactly when I first saw Stranger Things

[@WillPennerson]

Abrams' lens flares are the new Twilight stares... And yeah, I can't wait for the Next Generation reboot either (but they BETTER NOT let Michael Bay direct it). There's already a guy that looks like Data currently acting, but where are we going to find another Patrick Stewart, and which tough, black guy should play Worf?

[@SuperLetterbomb]

Bryan Cranston obviously.

[@Tlouman01]

micheal bay directs the movie the next thing you know lens flares are replaced by exploding stars everywhere

[@moviemaniacdjp]

There better NOT be a TNG reboot!

[@chrisjimenez2192]

Crew: *_"How many lens flares you want Mr Abrams?"_* JJ Abrams: *_" Y E S "_*

[@YeCrustModifier]

If someone reboots TNG I will flip so many fucking tables!!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡

[@acx1337]

I will be there to help you flip them. Forget about Ferguson race wars... if JJ lays 1 finger on TNG... there will be fires and looting all over the planet.

[@HobbishBard]

I bet patrick stewart could still play his young self tough.

[@rbraunbeck96]

Guillaume Théorêt Most likely, he still looks the same

[@miss.g-shun-w]

So would you flip the tables in joy or anger?

[@acx1337]

gshunw ANGER

[@rare_kumiko]

I don't know why but I like this Chekov

[@sarahmusicdog1341]

I agree

[@SwordofJacob]

"The Federation's heavily armed apple store" ! Amazing!

[@laylamccahon7797]

2013 Screen Junkies: "Winona Ryder's still working" Winona Ryder: Hold my beer

[@cherry7590]

3:29 you killed me with "Zapp Brannigan"....

[@WMax-rm3ue]

even more flares!!LMAO

[@loljustice31]

heavily-armed Apple store! hahahaha

[@TribalLu]

I lost it at "Tan Mom".. laughter ensued.

[@Flappy121]

"Starring Zapp Brannigan," really fucking made me laugh so hard

[@LGranthamsHeir]

"Spork" and "Old Spork" does it for me :)

[@rachelhughes8487]

If they reboot nextgen, Tom Hiddleston needs to be Data.

[@amyhaley1836]

YES.

[@kellyhoward6941]

OOOOOOOHHHHHH YES!!

[@ihaveagun22]

you know what this movie needs? more lens flares

[@dingfeldersmurfalot4560]

Cow bells hadn't been invented yet.

[@Nomadistar]

@@dingfeldersmurfalot4560 LOL

[@kellyhoward6941]

The theaters would have to hand out welder's goggles.

[@maverickrhodes9892]

Love it that this makes perfect sense "sat around for 25 years without warning his planet"

[@GérannGerberChannel]

Zap Brannigan phrase, Man! That made me laugh!!

[@vallasker]

Gerann Gerber did... did you think youtube is a formal website?

[@hawkeyepierce9794]

+Gerann Gerber Hello, allow me to be the first to welcome you to the internets. Never again leave your name at the end of a comment.

[@GérannGerberChannel]

It is just the way I type, don't take it so personal!!

[@mrtkeynotes7889]

Dear Gérann Stop. Sincerely, SMAA

[@lml6791]

In honor of Leonard Nimoy say: Live long and prosper

[@wladwlad]

Zapp Brannigan always gets me

[@kidagarush3523]

A YGOTAS quote AND a Barenaked Ladies lyric??? I think this is my favorite Honest Trailer to date

[@DSFARGEG00]

Chekov is my favorite.

[@EmberWishes147]

Me tooooo :D

[@L8rCloud]

You read it on the Internet so it must be true... FACT: Winona Ryder's character was killed off early because she was caught stealing from the staff lunch cart.

[@Lootroq]

Hahaha

[@christineplateo124]

Actually?! OMG....

[@kellyhoward6941]

I wonder how many people actually remember the basis of that joke....who are old enough to.

[@EndCreditReviews]

3:37, no one's favorite?! He's my favorite character in the series! By the way, R.I.P. Anton Yelchin.

[@rowenachang2302]

"Why does Chris Pine keeps making the same stupid face whenever he gets punched" Oh gawd im in tears

[@DRiungi]

Zapp Brannigan killed me!

[@TrOllinM4sTEr]

RIP OLD SPORK

[@Trickst0rm]

wtf u mean nobodys favourite chekov is the best

[@MultiMorgan1]

Can't get enough of those lens flairs....

[@madiaisanti4042]

Pavel, Montgomery and Leonard were always my favorite characters, next to Spock. The original cast made their characters amazing and lovable, and the new cast gave other awesome sides to their portrayals. So, yeah. No one’s favorite? Can anyone look at any of Chekov’s characters and not say HE IS MY FAVORITE? Damn near impossible, that. It’s like saying you don’t like cinnamon rolls.

[@gracietrowbridge1778]

Hey Chekov was amazing!!! I loved him 😂

[@Jasmine-mh3kf]

Hey, I love Chekov! But yeah, those lens flares render the movie nearly unwatchable until you learn to finally ignore them. They're awful.

[@Amenta013]

Chekov ftw

[@noadhominem1745]

+The Phantasm I never noticed them until this trailer :)

[@Jasmine-mh3kf]

Imb Students Bu once you notice them, you can't un-notice them ;/

[@fryderykjanowski2610]

+The Phantasm I never realise them

[@mk6rfc1]

Yeah now the 'nobodys favourite' is kinda of insensitive joke to make

[@vitoriaaguiarbranco2887]

I cxouldn't stop laughing at the lens flares part... XD I was waiting for some reference of it the whole video

[@theodorekiminas4145]

When someone turns on a lightsaber in episode 7 we are going to die from the lens flares(Lets hope we won't get epilepsy from lightsaber duels)

[@Farscryer0]

Well, it would makes sense, the weapon being made of *light* and *win* and all that. Not to mention it would explain why only a Jedi (or Sith) uses such a thing in combat...

[@theodorekiminas4145]

He uses the force as sunglasses?

[@Farscryer0]

Theodore Kiminas Why not? Once Disney decided to throw away thirty years of exhaustive and though-provoking Expanded Universe canon for George Lucas' unedited ideas, it is now fact that the Force can impregnate a virgin woman, alignment-flip a Jedi because of ONE iffy decision (without any contemplation on the matter), and is only present because of pseudo-scientific magic disease BS. "Force Sunglasses" is at least an interesting (and useful) idea and I sincerely hope that Disney's Episode VII completely destroys my low expectations of it.

[@theodorekiminas4145]

Farscryer0 Hahaha I agree,however there is still hope,I mean nothing can be worse than epsdode 1,right?

[@Farscryer0]

Theodore Kiminas Episode 3, no contest. Weak sauce romance, lame reasons for becoming Darth Vader, and "Nooooooooo!" Seriously, I tolerated Episode 1 only because of the years of anticipation, the epic lightsaber scenes, and Natalie Portman's hotness. Episode 2 left me hating Lucas but enjoying the clone troopers. And Episode 3 caused me to start smoking cigarettes, something I'm STILL trying to quit.

[@BottomBunkArt]

A pre-Stranger Things joke about Winona Ryder

[@jazzybree4239]

"Oh, Winona Ryder's still working?" Bet you feel stupid NOW! Lol.

[@allykat2756]

"no one's favourite"... MY FAVOURITE!!

[@PurpledaisyShasta]

my fan theory is that these movies are set in an alternate universe and not the universe we have watched

[@AnalEvisceration88]

Isn't that usually the case when time travel is involved?

[@PurpledaisyShasta]

that makes sence

[@patrickvaughan3050]

Keith Fraser If TNG never happened or happened differently I might actually begin to hate JJ Abrams forever. I never watched TOS but everything afterwards I've watched a whole bunch of.

[@twlomega]

erm, nothing is retconned. it /is/ an alternate timeline. a rather messed up one. both timelines exist in canon. essentially, they didn't wanna reboot and copy the original story, so they just made up something that they could...copy the original history, but .. change.. erm. err.. uhh.. yeah..

[@sadplatinum6786]

Your right. However it starts in the mainstream universe and due to time travel alters history, creating another universe.

[@StevenDomjancic]

A Nicolas Cage Honest Trailer would be EPIC!! Face Off!!

[@Dave-ds1zr]

"How long will it be until they reboot Next Generation?" 2020: Hold my beer...

[@konciousmind]

Hahahahahaha good second startup on the lense flares and the zap brannigan one got me. Well done