If Frats and Sororities Were Honest - Honest Ads (College Greek Life Parody)

[@aeoligarlic4024]

As someone not from the US i've always see frats and sororities like a cultish group

[@MorningRose370]

As someone from the US, you're not wrong.

[@DareToBeDeviant]

They meant something a few hundred years ago. For about 4 decades they've been resulting in spreading STDs, experiencing alcohol poisoning, and individual probation status for consistently getting the lowest test scores on campus.

[@wesley939]

Every group is a cultists group by those standards

[@ericlondon2663]

Fraternities are pay-for-sh*tty-friends pyramid schemes. Sororities are the same BUT they need to service the boys at the frat so.....yeah, gross.

[@Mumwaldee]

They are just a bunch of rich hedonists who exclude the "wrong people" by having a cover price buy in for access.

[@Spencer-wc6ew]

Nothing did more to steer me away from fraternities than talking to people in fraternities. All I heard was complaining about how expensive it was and how they're treated like a slave for the first year. Yet the idea of _not_ being in a fraternity never occured to them.

[@sageoftruth]

Leaving isn't easy. They make you sacrifice so much for it, that it makes leaving very difficult. Time, money, effort. Not only would a member have to face the harshness of all that being a waste, but they'd also have to give up all the conditional friendships they made and learn to venture out into a world without a large group of people who will like them as long as they conform. It's a cult basically, and cult's aren't easy to leave. Leaving is a bit like leaving a village somewhere in the desert and hoping you'll find something out there before you starve. When making friends there is so easy, it makes finding a replacement social life outside of it seem so daunting.

[@LegDayLas]

@@sageoftruth The idea is never joining in the first place did not occure to them.

[@sageoftruth]

@@LegDayLas Ah.

[@sandybruce9092]

Sororities are just a bunch of same-looking b****s who have way too much money. I started college way back in 1965 and this is what they were and still are! Waiting for a contradiction!!!

[@greenredblue]

The only part I scoffed at is when she claimed that "sororities are better than fraternities" - i.e. women are nicer to women than men are to men. Girl, you know better than that.

[@maximiliand2544]

As bad as women are to men they are absolutely evil against each other.

[@Saje3D]

Well, they are slightly less likely to lead to fatalities. So that counts. I guess.

[@lyokianhitchhiker]

@@Saje3Dhow so?

[@deviousangel336]

​@lyokianhitchhiker Men generally tend to rely more on impulse and are responsible for far more violent crimes every year compared to women. Women, on the other hand, are more reliant on judgement and, while not as violent, tend to hold grudges longer and meticulously plan out revenge as opposed to just punching someone in the face.

[@Chimken_nunget]

⁠@@lyokianhitchhiker they’re probably referring to hazing lol

[@ratholin]

University towns are crazy. One frat here paid campus cops to ignore calls on them. They got "Probation" after the third gang rape.

[@janeentumbao8690]

I live near Evanston IL. I hear shiz going on way too often there. NWU was in the news earlier this year for shenanigans.

[@Sahdirah]

Comment boost.

[@zurielsss]

They should have shut it down after the 1st one, what is wrong with USA? Edit: maybe his father is a judge

[@psicominstrel]

what isn't is the more appropriate question @@zurielsss

[@bluwasabi7635]

Disgusting. Sounds like the perfect organization to associate with a place of learning. Why are these groups still a thing?

[@SunnyAquamarine2]

I was in a sorority, and my future ex-husband was in a fraternity at a fancy private university in Iowa. I can confirm this is all true. Also, y'all won't talk to each other anymore within a few years of graduating. Total waste of time and money with no lasting benefits beyond college. And the benefits during college are questionable.

[@kirdot2011]

You've probably gained more life experience just from relising this than your whole time spent in the Sorority

[@SunnyAquamarine2]

@@kirdot2011 I called the greek system "buy a friend" even when I was part of it. But yeah, maybe.

[@g.t.richardson6311]

Still have many of these people as friends 40 years later

[@SunnyAquamarine2]

@@g.t.richardson6311 I guess we all have different experiences. Good for you!

[@kristamaeh74]

That’s probably more because of your bad attitude. I have TONS of sorority sister friends

[@fosterfuchs]

How many homeowners in suburban HOA neighborhoods are college graduates and members of fraternities and sororities. Kind of makes sense. It's an easy transition from one group of conformists to another.

[@retluoc]

You're right on there! A home owners association can be worse than a frat. HOAs should be illegal. Even township guidelines are bad enough 😆.

[@howHumam]

I also breathe air😛 please feed us

[@jamesslick4790]

YES, Yes and dare I say YES. HOAs should be illegal. I understand LANDLORDS having rules but FUCK off to ANY group of random neighbors dictating what I do with MY house. @@retluoc

[@jamesslick4790]

Yeah. And these little Nazis will impose their will on those who never wanted to join. My mother was a real estate agent. Her advice to me was to NEVER buy a house in a plan ("subdivision" for those outside of Pittsburgh, LOL) that has an HOA. Fortunately for me these Micronazi outfits are usually in newer developments. My house was built back in the '70s... The 1870s!

[@fgregerfeaxcwfeffece]

You misspelled "rugged individualists", the europoors are the conformists.

[@_CoachW]

The mind melding is real. By my sophomore year in college not only could you tell who was in a fraternity/sorority. You could even tell which one. Regardless of how they were dressed... or undressed. It actually was disturbing at some point to watch the process of change happen to people you knew.

[@adamtapparo2168]

I went to a college without Greek life but I visited my buddy’s campus and went to one frat party with him and some of the craziest shit I’ve ever seen happened there. People just fucking in communal spaces, a dude put cocaine under a passed out person’s nose as a prank, the amount of drugs in general was kind of unreal, somebody cut off part of their ear and the cops showed up twice and almost got into an altercation before shutting the place down and making everyone leave. Everyone there treated the frat brothers like rock stars and were just grateful to be there. I didn’t feel the need to go back after that.

[@brocklanders9442]

but did ya die? and btw you stayed till the end so yeah.

[@jovetj]

Sounds hot

[@MbisonBalrog]

Was this PSU?

[@perrollorando8351]

@@brocklanders9442 so what

[@sirg-had8821]

"Have you been yelled at for doing nothing wrong?" *me laughing in U.S. Marine*

[@TheSilentConsort101]

If you aren't aware of what you did wrong, that doesn't mean it suddenly doesn't exist. What are you, twelve?

[@johndoe-vl3ye]

Clearly you’ve never been through marine boot camp

[@art1st1974]

The first thought to pop into my head.

[@rusty7984]

Haha honestly all the freshman that got rejected from these frats should just join the Marines. Probably better off for it cause at least that will give you benefits and bragging rights past graduation

[@InJeffable]

I'm glad the university I attended didn't have fraternities or sororities. It had various themed societies that were free to join and just for fun, but it was an institution of learning first and foremost. I did just fine without frat culture in my life. I made several friends the regular way and I never felt compelled to drink.

[@g.t.richardson6311]

And many did just fine with them as well

[@bluwasabi7635]

Cheers to that ☕️

[@personincognito3989]

Same

[@alexissey4023]

Which uni was this? I wish mine didn’t have any, yours sounded more fun.

[@InJeffable]

@@alexissey4023 It was called University of Wales Lampeter back when I was there. It's now the Lampeter Campus of University of Wales Trinity Saint David after a merger. I was there as an international student from the US. Great experience. Along with the lack of fraternities and sororities, I also appreciated the focus on a student's chosen field of study. I didn't have to mess with useless general education courses like students do here in the US.

[@rubynall80]

The hazing alone shows the evils of fraternities and sororities, but Hortons reveals just drive it home even further.

[@Fixer_Su3ana]

The hazing is just the method to ease the members into unquestioning unthinking obedience for life.

[@u0455294]

@@Fixer_Su3ana You think that you're joking, but in the military the techniques to get you to follow orders and become uniform are very similar. As someone who has both pledged a frat and gone to boot camp the similarities are remarkable.

[@baxtersmom279]

@@u0455294I agree with that. Basic training and AIT is all about brainwashing and conformity. I was in the military for 12 years as well as married into the military.

[@Fixer_Su3ana]

@@u0455294 I mean I made that post a day after all the fraternities and sororities decided to protest to show their support for militant terrorists who want to destroy everything that is western, modern, and liberal...so I was not kidding about fraternities and sororities brainwashing people!

[@westproductions100]

I don't appreciate hazing from the teachers and staff of these universities just to be saddled with tens of thousands of dollars in tuition with no guarantee of a fucking job!!!!!

[@klaibefhuoaiuwehjklbdfsnxnik]

“Oh youd think so, but youd be so fucking wrong.” The line delivery of this was perfect.

[@cynthiaslater7445]

For an old guy, Roger doesn't have bad legs! 😁

[@josefk7437]

Roger seems like the grandfather of Adam from Adam Ruins Everything.

[@fukyuuzuesphantom9592]

​@@josefk7437Canonised!

[@damasek219]

He just has normal old man legs.

[@I14Realok]

I don't know why I love that you pointed this out 😂

[@JetstreamGW]

Um, excuse me, in that time they called them "gams." :P

[@somkeshav4143]

To sum up Greek life, it’s just pay to win friends

[@SiriusMined]

That was not my experience

[@The_Random_Guy_200]

@@SiriusMined Maybe not for you, but it was for a lot of people

[@josefk7437]

I am not sure they are really friends. It seems more like the "friends" from joining a cult.

[@Mumwaldee]

@@SiriusMined Yeah, I'm sure all those people would still be your friends even if you didn't pay. All the girls would have showed up to your parties too. Haha.

[@RPcropland]

Lots of benefits, prob depends on the frat though. Nice to have a gang of people ready to give you a job when you graduate. Frats are gangs lol but skipping being behind on loans and skipping the whining about how worthless your degree might be worth it.

[@Paulie8K]

I had a few frats try to recruit me back in college. I ended up just making friends with them, partying while not having to deal with the drawbacks of actually being in a frat. Kinda hacked it lol good times.

[@kdogg803]

U was basically an honorary member

[@stevecollins4567]

A God amongst men.

[@loriki8766]

Sure, Roger says all this and he's "Smart", "Funny" and it's "about time". I've been saying this for decades and I'm "a grouch", "no fun", and "crazy" and it's all "what's wrong with you?" ANYWAY - Thank you Roger!!

[@dustinthewind3925]

Welcome to the silenced majority...

[@DemonicAdj]

Are you old yet? It's like Abe Simpson said: "The good lord lets us grow old for a reason: To gain the wisdom to find fault with everything he's made!"

[@wvu05]

How you do it also matters a great deal.

[@Tarets]

Well, you're still no fun. Grow some charisma, boy :)

[@wordup897]

Glad you put smart and funny in quotes as he seems like an out of touch dullard.

[@eaglescout1984]

At my college (where Greek life wasn't a big thing to begin with) our dorms were restricted to residents and supervised guests only. Some guy I hung out with dated a girl who was a sorority member. Well, they broke up and as if to demonstrate how messed up Greek life is, a different sorority member, who just happened to live in the same dorm as him, signed in a few other members, just so they could harass him in the courtyard. That's dedication to being a terrible person!

[@davea6314]

When I was attending Cornell University I chose not to pledge a fraternity because I had spent years in a large boy scout troop where I had done my time with the crazy antics of an all male group. Additionally, I didn't like the idea of making a lifetime commitment to a type of secret society. Not pledging a fraternity gave me more freedom. It was a clear choice for me, I have no regrets about that decision.

[@wesley939]

Cornell doesn't seem like a fun place to pledge 😂😅

[@hawk66100]

Haha! Corn hole university. 😂🤣💀

[@MLBlue30]

Andy "Drew" Bernard would disagree.

[@siewheilou399]

Where did you stay?

[@davea6314]

@@siewheilou399 In the dorms

[@patrickcorcoran4828]

I really appreciate that Roger was dressed as a teen but kept his "Dad" New Balance shoes.

[@edgarlarios4718]

Comfort where it counts!

[@extropiantranshuman]

you don't have to be perfect - just enough to fool others - like wolves in sheep's clothing

[@TheBlademan-]

What’s really crazy is after college they don’t even talk to each other anymore. The old fraternity members I know don’t even participate in alumni stuff post college to take advantage of the networking that they claim was the main reason to join a Frat/Sorority lol

[@ninjaswordtothehead]

Closest I ever got to a fraternity was making some money by overcharging them for, uh, party supplies.

[@deadlyninja112]

Fellow ninja 🙏🏽

[@theivanivanka]

I always get a dopamine rush when I see a new video from Roger

[@CurtisWhitehead-wn5bs]

Maaan, where would we all be if Roger kept all this Knowledge to himself and let us find out the hard way? 😊 You da Man, Roger! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[@stanslausmanthi]

Roger is a F*king legend! 🤣🤣🤣 also shout out to everyone else who works on this show.

[@pilotmemes]

"You'd think so but you'd be so fucking wrong." 🤣😂🤣

[@janeentumbao8690]

We gals can be just as mean and nasty as guys!😂

[@jovetj]

@@janeentumbao8690 Uhhh.... waaay more so! 😼

[@janeentumbao8690]

@@jovetj That's why I prefer to hang out with guys! 😄

[@raindog1955]

I looked forward to college to have freedom from my parents’ rules. Why would I pay to follow someone else”s?

[@westproductions100]

Bro you're paying to follow the college's rules to. It isn't just a fraternity or sorority you you joined them you're also paying to follow the college's rules. Sure they'll probably give you some flexibility compared to your parents, but you're still living under their rules anyway. Either way you're living under someone else's roof so I guess welcome to being under someone else's roof. Even if you own your own land you're still likely paying property taxes.

[@obscurum6]

In Washington and Lee University, the school with one of the highest Greek life participation, members have to pay an average of $3,314 per semester for Panhellenic sorority house non-residents and $14,772 for residents. Average financial charges are even higher for male students who want to join fraternities, with non-house residents needing to prepare $8,815, and house residents, $17,370.

[@sirennoir258]

The Poors are gonna poor, btch moan and complain

[@revcrussell]

Oh god. We had a time selling a 500$ *per year* fraternity dues. That basically covered our insurance and organization fees everything else we did was at cost.

[@obscurum6]

@@revcrussell Not the one future presidents joined then. 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

[@orangeziggy348]

It’s like a cheerleading squad. That threw a party. They bunked together. And paid 10 grand. All dressed alike. In order to acquire one of those “I belong to a sorority” license plates. For men it’s the same except not. They don’t have to all wear skirts.

[@srami004]

Frat guy came into the office a couple of times lookin' for recruits. Showed interest in since I was in Student Government. Asked him about hazing and the room went SILENT.

[@joshuazane3210]

Roger is the definition of "cool old guy".

[@NewMessage]

If you do it right, hazing a bonding experience AND a bondage experience.

[@gojosgirl6487]

Haha!

[@Memoreism]

Gasp! Is that where those weird kinks come from?? 😱😱

[@Adam-M-]

I've always thought paying to be part of a social fraternity was kind of pointless. If you want friends, just join one of the many clubs on campus. It'll keep you away from alcohol and you may just learn a skill. I met plenty of friends through ski club or outdoor club, and we still hang out today.

[@extropiantranshuman]

if only it worked that way - clubs are just as bad as these in many ways. They'll trash your stuff and make you pay for it.

[@casey6556]

Much love to Roger’s dedication to doing drag and pulling it off stunningly

[@last2nkow]

Roger just savoring yelling "taint" every time the script tells him is just great energy XD

[@ericlondon2663]

They're brothels for their associated fraternities. Oops.....said the quiet part out loud.

[@billkraemer4710]

My daughter referred to them as sorostitues. And she never was a fan of them.

[@DemonicAdj]

Thank goodness I'm mostly antisocial. I showed up, took my courses, and managed to get out in 4 years with a tricky major-minor combo. (One for my job, the other was personal interest).

[@Uncleed251]

Truth is tragically hilarious and hilariously tragic 😂

[@paulis7319]

Thank goodness I waited till I was 31 to go to college after high school. I ended up joining Alpha Eta Rho (aviation fraternity) just because I got to go to big airports, visit control towers, and go through the military's high altitude training...all things that I wouldn't have been able to do on my own. Other than that, the thought of being in a fraternity was sickening so I never went to any parties. 🤣

[@rcslyman8929]

Coincidentally, finished up my degree after the military. Had zero interest in Greek life, or dorm life for that matter. "Been there, done that."

[@legodude305]

One day a frat totally dropped off a guy who was not "bleeding" but was totally battered and had light wounds like he had blood on his face but it wasnt just running or dripping. They sent him in to get a pizza they never ordered then left him to walk back to the Greek house. And he insisted everything was okay when we offered him a ride. He hobbled however many miles that was. Cuz one of his legs was definitely hurt. He's probably farther along in life than me now tho so... lol

[@Keznen]

Wouldn't assume that. He may very well be either dead or on the streets addicted to drugs.

[@p1nc3r95]

To me, I didn't bother joining a sorority cause I knew it would be a horrifying experience and I wa ted to focus on my studies. But mostly, i just thought of it as a waste of time with fake friendships, and I just wanted to go straight home after a long day of listening to lectures besides all the homework you had to do and tests to prep for. No time to waste time.

[@reanimationeas342]

If private schools were honest

[@kirdot2011]

What's wrong with private schools other than the price?!

[@reanimationeas342]

@@kirdot2011 Namely religious ones that barely teach science

[@redstickham6394]

@@kirdot2011 I went to more than one growing up and I have some stories.

[@kirdot2011]

@@redstickham6394 i bet you do

[@Riza1890]

I went to catholic school for five years and I had a couple of teachers who shouldn't never been allowed to teach.

[@userac-xpg]

please do if storage units were honest!

[@pa4o93ir49]

What a short and boring video that would be

[@fosterfuchs]

The problem is not the storage units. It's the need for storage units. We buy so much crap that we don't have space for it all in our 3000 sq. ft. homes. How did families in their 3 bed 1 bath homes survive until the 70's, when there were only a few storage units? That's a rhetorical question.

[@ninjaydes]

@@fosterfuchs Some teachers use the units for storing physical copies of assignments and exams.

[@Zlyde007]

@@fosterfuchs Yard Sale

[@pamelamays4186]

Suggestion: Real estate agents were honest.

[@patrickheidinger2020]

They already have that

[@Boulevard_Yachtsman]

Roger's absolutely complete and unbridled pure Columbian-grade joy while nick-naming someone "Taint" makes me think he was indeed in a frat at one point.

[@ralphharrison6622]

heres a tip for college people: dont. it costs waaaaaay too much, doesnt automatically land you a good career, and serves to brainwash you into accepting soul crushing debt as a lifestyle.

[@DemonicAdj]

Definitely pick something you can turn into a job. Depending on the line of work, it could be covered under trade school, community college, or even tech schools for way cheaper.

[@RedRoseSeptember22]

Yep! Trade school is the better option :)

[@ralphharrison6622]

@@RedRoseSeptember22 most def

[@ralphharrison6622]

@@DemonicAdj absolutely

[@dabiskitt]

Or community college! The one near me is like $400 per semester or something low like that

[@ai8erobamwn]

As an actual greek person I've only known about fraternities/sororities through american college movies/series, and always thought of then as these lame party clubs, with the greek lettering contributing even more to the general lameness. But not in a thousand years would I have ever guessed you actually get to PAY for this shit (I always assumed that these are college property and, well, you've already paid for college), like, knowing this it is now beyond me why people even join.

[@mustang8206]

They pay because all the alcohol they drink isn't free and the frat/sort owns a house the members live in

[@jovetj]

People are stupid, and insecure, and groupthink is rampant.

[@bellamafiaquackafellarecor7770]

They collectively pay for the parties and frat house rent

[@thestarkfam8909]

Excitement for a new episode with Roger

[@wilfredpeake9987]

Was a founding father at Mt frat we tried to make sure the culture was inclusive but I've heard recently that it turned very chad which was everything we fought against hoping to change that but part of me wonders if it's just human nature to corrupt institutions

[@darkvoid.0938]

I'm glad I watched this video before going to a university.

[@AorER1613]

Ik Roger's greek shirt is supposed to say "Eat Me", but if you read it in actual Greek, it looks like a license plate abbreviation of of "Slutmus" and honestly that feels exceedingly appropriate 😂

[@jovetj]

I love that shirt! 🙂

[@jackbakken4536]

Seeing all those pictures of Roger Horton and Taint sure cracked me up

[@c.phoenix3929]

I remember when arriving to college, I became part of a rush for one of the main universities on campus. I don’t regret not joining for a second. The people were nice (enough) but the whole vibe was cultish, the dues were RIDICULOUSLY expensive, and the only bit of “community service” we did was when we worked in a restaurant for 12 hours for just $50 (which was immediately funneled towards our due payments without us asking). I a part of a fraternity now, but unlike the first one, the dues were only around $40 yearly, we ACTUALLY did community service quite regularly, and overall was just really chill and pleasant.

[@Sly88Frye]

Maybe it's because I was in a community college or junior college which is actually local my hometown so I didn't have to travel, but I don't recall there ever being a fraternity or sorority at the school. Then again I didn't actually go out of my way to socialize with everybody I saw or anything I was more focused on my studies.

[@michaelmeola3753]

To the delta girls of York College 2002-04 I just wanted to let you know that the one time I came to a party because I had to because my gf at the time was a pledge, I pissed on your toothbrushes when I used the bathroom for the way you treated her. Just wanted to get that out 20 years later. CHEERS!

[@richardarriaga6271]

Are Tri-delts infamous everywhere?

[@michaelmeola3753]

@@richardarriaga6271 not sure

[@michaelmeola3753]

@richardarriaga6271 I do know that a few years later they go into trouble for their hazing and were either not allowed to continue or were just put on notice by the school

[@sandybruce9092]

@@richardarriaga6271yes!!!

[@sandybruce9092]

@@richardarriaga6271Way back when I started college in 1966 the Tri-deltas were - well, this is what was said - “if st first you don’t succeed, Tri-Delta!!!” If yiu get my drift😏

[@phansternthephreake]

Nice shirt Roger. A little salute to Animal House, a classic comedy. Sadly I never went to college, so I didn't learn how to drink.

[@KittySnicker]

LOL Roger is based!! I’m 32 now and glad I didn’t join a sorority. I could feel the lack of individuality and I didn’t want to pay for friends.

[@jes2276]

On my campus, a fraternity caused someone to pass away from alcohol poisoning. He was trying to impress them so he could join. He fell down the stairs, passed out, and they left him there. Be careful when choosing your friends. Im glad i never associated with fraternities.

[@shaider1982]

In my country, deaths happen in both frat initiations and frat feuds.

[@jovalleau]

Never once considered joining a fraternity in college

[@edgarlarios4718]

I still greatly appreciate the funeral services one. You've saved me an incredible amount of money Roger and team. Thank you!

[@extropiantranshuman]

0:20 'balanced brain chemistry' - roger's back!! lol He knows how to deplete brain chemistry faster than you can say "I lost a dollar bill"

[@RapsCalorie]

I love how when Roger came back apparently one of the caveats is that Roger is out of fucks lmao

[@MicJaguar]

One of my past girlfriends sister was dating this guy and said he was in a frat and I warned her but she didn't listen. She got all dressed up to go to some thing with him and he dumped her for some other chick and stood her up. I told her once he got sex from her he would probably dump her. She found out the hard way. Glad I went to a technical school and avoided that crap.

[@richardarriaga6271]

Eh, just find a group of friends at a university and you'll be fine.

[@juliegolick]

Ahahaha! Lorem Ipsum fraternity! I see what you did there!

[@extropiantranshuman]

I had a roommate who joined a sorority - didn't understand it. Never did - they kept waking us up at 4am for nothing. I still don't get it - a decade later. Now roger lets us know it's for sexism - by women - thank you for letting me avoid that one!

[@jamisongunsaulies]

“With the invention of beer pong now it can!!!!” 😂😂😂

[@Taepuffy1989]

I’ve never understood why they called it “Greek Life” at my, and other universities. Most of the ppl in the frats and sororities weren’t Greek for one, it seemed time consuming (more than college itself), and expensive. And old friend of mine joined a sorority she’d been wanting to for a long time. She told me that during her induction period, she was sworn to never speak about what her and other inductees experienced as that would “strengthen their sisterhood bonds”. She would just say that there was some heavy stuff or a lot she went through.

[@PhilWithCoffee]

I feel like Roger was in a frat back in his college days

[@NareshSinghOctagon]

Remember,kiddos,do NOT under any circumstance allow your peers to determine who you are in anyway. And especially don't join these cult like establishements who have long gone past their usefulness outside of being money makers.

[@westproductions100]

You're right I shouldn't let me peers, teachers & professors, determine who I am.

[@NareshSinghOctagon]

@@westproductions100 ,they'd probably right a thesis saying who you are and get most of it wrong anyway.

[@bellamafiaquackafellarecor7770]

Money makers? The frat dues just pay for the parties and frat house rent

[@donnatheroux841]

I pledge to Roger because he truly is a legend thank you have a nice day 👍😂😂😂

[@wesside9722]

I’ve always seen these groups as organized gangs protected by an educational institution

[@y_fam_goeglyd]

Thank gawd those things don't exist over here! I've never heard anything good about them. Thanks for the clearest explanation I've had, too! "Greek life" also means something completely different over here...

[@3nertia]

"Here" being?

[@toonnaobi-okoye2949]

@@3nertiaprobably anywhere outside the US

[@3nertia]

@@toonnaobi-okoye2949 Thank you, Captain Obvious! Your work here is done! :P

[@toonnaobi-okoye2949]

@@3nertia I love you too random citizen!

[@fosterfuchs]

I assume you're referring to a trip on Ryanair to a Greek Island, to spend a holiday there that is much longer than in the U.S., since workers get a lot less time off than in Europe.

[@LittleMopeHead]

I never understood the whole Greek thing and frats, but I want that shirt!

[@ultralaggerREV1]

All fraternity organizations in my university campus were temporarily suspended and undergoing an investigation 🤣

[@worldsgreatestdude1784]

I would love to have some of them at mine have that occur

[@worldsgreatestdude1784]

What school

[@matthiassventoest6800]

that dance by the sorority looked pretty dope… probably dancing to some trap music

[@Hrafnskald]

Love the stealth Greek Pun: his shirt says "SLT ES" in Greek letters :D

[@simeonellinger2064]

I don't get it

[@Keznen]

@simeonellinger2064 It says "SLT MS", which sounds kinda like "slut mess"?

[@karenstauffer1524]

Gangs for rich kids!

[@TonyHammitt]

Unlike a lot of honest ads, I think most people already suspected a lot of these facts. They seem to look at whether your parents are wealthy and expect you to go to college to network and get business/political connections. Those would be the good recruits. Better than a lot of cults, I guess, targeting wealthy people is a different spin

[@grandmasterace4785]

Here was I thinking one Roger owned all these companies but I it's all owned by different Roger's who apparently went to the same college and joined the same fraternity.

[@final_catalyst]

You forgot the part where it's one of the few places to make those connections that will actual be the reason you got your job most of the time, out side of nepotism

[@cochazza]

After this honest commercial I see it even more clearly how fraternities and sororities are fundamental in the education of a young adult to become a fully functional adult in society (that is, one that acts as a mindless zombie at the disposal of this or that power group or in-group)

[@rf159a]

I don't know if it's still true but, there was a time you only got a job in the business world if you belonged to certain fraternities.

[@PJServo]

Suggestion: If Honest Videos were Honest, have it all go full-circle here.

[@leonardoalfonso7080]

Please do an Honest Ads on Roger. It would be very meta 😮

[@pa4o93ir49]

There wouldn’t be any content

[@Warriorcats64]

"Hi, I'm Roger and I'm from Honest Ads and...I'm not even Roger, he's just a character I play because some lazy writers decided Roger Horton sounded better than my actual name." [Roger] "Wait, what's your actual name?" [dude] "Ope, don't spoil everything for everyone sweetheart....anyway, we here at Honest Ads, or maybe Roger Explains...no? Okay Honest Ads? ok...well, we summarize random topics in the most snarky and cynical manner possible because we know that you, the viewer, thanks to your upbringing and...perhaps some psychology, equate cynicism and snark to being intelligent and honest, and your waning attention span doesn't give you time to hear and watch anything more nuanced." [Roger] "Yes we can." [chick] "Oooh look a 15 facts about Dentists. Number 8 will SHOCK you!" [dude] ~chick rolls eyes at dude~ "See? Anyway, because of this, nothing seems to work better for attention than slapping Honest in front of something and you will believe it! Which is weird because my brother John couldn't get anywhere with his car dealership." ~chick and dude look questioningly, Roger makes a verbal backspace~ "....oh, but I digress, don't I? Anyway, I say all these things not just in a snarky manner, but as if I had come up with them myself, when instead I'm just acting some lines some underpaid writer had to come up with, when I'm sure some of you could've done it for free. Meanwhile I get a fairly nice check and all I have to do is put on tacky clothes to fit the theme at no expense" "You mean you don't have wardrobe full of cool things?" [dude] "Well....maybe I do, maybe I don't. But these aren't mine. See, there you go again believing everything I say just because I said it in a snarky, cynical, or "down-to-earth" sort of way, or maybe your just doing what some professionals call, confirmation bias. Where you just look for any sort of thing you doubt about it and the first negative you see...boom...Honest!" [Roger] "Hey, I look up most of these facts after I watch an ad" [chick] "But do you? Really" [Roger] Ok, I'll stop there, because I'm not paid for this and I'm already bored, someone else can finish this, or not.

[@annieseaside]

Roger: “Damn glad to meet ya!! Animal House!!! ❤

[@JustMe-zg7qo]

Can you do one on the jewelry business! I wanna know why shiny sparkly neck, wrist and finger fences are so expensive! 😂❤

[@ennuiblue4295]

There is one 'if jewelry commercials were honest'

[@JustMe-zg7qo]

​​@@ennuiblue4295 Oh... okay thank you. I'm new to these

[@Neimperec]

I'm with you brother Roger!

[@chaseroush6503]

If you join the military, you get the same experience, but you get paid.

[@mikdan8813]

Roger you could just go all out at this point and do if war was honest

[@Cole-ft4rr]

I have many friends from college that I still keep in touch with and I didn’t have to pay a single dollar for them!!!

[@Boutys_mom]

Good thing I took Greek in college as I was able to translate "Brother" Roger's t-shirt to English!

[@qmoorman]

At 20, I cared a lot about this stuff. At 40, I'm glad I didn't get beaten to be apart of it.

[@personincognito3989]

* a part

[@Riza1890]

At the college I attended, there was a sorority that had the pledges dress the same, had to walk arm in arm with another pledge, holding in front of them their pledge book for all to see with a big smile plastered on their faces. At the time I thought it was comical, now I realized it was just plain creepy.

[@Azhiru]

So glad I never joined one... or lived in the Dorms. Community college then lived off campus.

[@FryingMike]

All I know about Frats is the Hazing, seems a lil evil the stories

[@animn7386]

Real funny episode as usual; loved the shirt😂

[@nessesseda]

I was in a German fraternity and let me tell you one thing: The US ones are like easy mode compared to ours. If you want fencing with sharp blades, commiting burglary as a weekly activity and play cat and mouse with the state authorities, join a German fraternity. There's also binge drinking and partying and all that stuff as well.

[@RyanRoemer8624]

Oh wow felons

[@aoisora1445]

Fraternities and Sororities were originally more like clubs, then they turned into a cult during modern times

[@LamborghiniDiabloSVPursuit]

The only people I've ever seen enjoy being in fraternities are the rich, or the kids who thought they were rich until their parents' pipeline dried out. Everyone else were the social awkward kids trying to make friends and got preyed on by frats, and are basically treated like second-rate mules.

[@anonimanonim2710]

Shame we don't have these here!