HOOD ASMR MOVIE DEALER (The Movie)

[@maz1801]

Next time he’ll be selling this movie

[@imraanakollo-arenz1449]

The only logical progression

[@natek9433]

@Ben Lynd calm down karen it was a joke

[@inaaudible]

@@natek9433 lmao

[@dlozza2000]

Ben Lynd nice one Ben you got played

[@ty738]

Deadass😄

[@abyssal9473]

the man really got his own movie.

[@playboinate6394]

Yessir

[@jrasap]

Wish my local barbers had a dealer as stocked as this

[@j-blam]

Aint nobody want a fuckin movie

[@_kretinous]

jair millan i think he’s talking about a different kind of dealer 🔥🔥🌲🌲

[@maximumaction1125]

Just ask your barber see if he got the white stuff in the back

[@bigco4615]

jair millan lmaoooo

[@chimpy8746]

Facts

[@sasrito9961]

So lemme get this straight. The Movie dealer has made a movie, acting as himself, aka the movie dealer, about him selling us movies?

[@DaedaeH]

And he didn't even sell us his own movie

[@zachmarshall6059]

Oh the irony lol

[@Jakeus101]

Movieception

[@octopusasmr4657]

He sells his movie in his movie that sold to us

[@zohkeyasmr4126]

What?

[@Shreddr999]

You should sell the next movie in the next video. “Yeah I got hood asmr movie dealer, and it hasn’t even been released.”

[@abyssal9473]

i see that fucking dio in your pfp. HINJAKU, HINJAKU!

[@STRSTL]

ZA WARUDO!

[@awethegoat]

@@STRSTL wait... SHI-

[@JeSuisJavier]

IceCreamCakeDog TOKIWO TOMAREEE

[@darkpit8178]

You thought you would be buying the next hood asmr dealer but it was me, dio

[@kevinolah8651]

For Christmas he gon pull a whole tree out of his jacket 😂

[@shadxw4831]

This is such an underrated comment lol

[@kevinolah8651]

@@shadxw4831 😂😂👎

[@peanut1410]

😂😂

[@joellmelovega3890]

No he gonna pull out the real Santa 🎅

[@noemotionvenom6135]

Aye don’t give him ideas

[@ExploringReal]

When he was talking about the girls getting all "freaky" and "buckwild" with the ears microphone I busted out laughing cuz its so true

[@danieltaylor9459]

“This one’s mint; hasn’t been licked” LOL

[@K1DWOLF]

I couldn't contain myself either. Freaky deeky

[@ghosted7462]

You having troubles with your family? **pulls out whole new family** It's dope right? I'll let it slide fo bout... $10 Me: DEAL

[@tdgk]

😂😂

[@denverheights4872]

😂

[@AGHHHagony]

😂

[@d1tyb]

I’d buy it

[@d1tyb]

Mood

[@newtthewizard3942]

This guy has got to be an SCP. There’s no way he has this much room in that vest

[@VideoGameSmash12]

106 in disguise - pulls movies from out of his pocket dimension.

[@iRonkzxy]

Vest scp infinite space for storage

[@graspele]

SCP-69420 “The Niggabitch Vest” “how much stuff he got in that vest goddamn!”- man who likes movies

[@jaytheartman610]

His jacket is actually a portal to alternate dimensions that's how he can get movies that aren't out yet

[@MGBlast666]

@@graspele racist

[@tyliiex3880]

Next video: 𝒑𝒖𝒍𝒍𝒔 𝒋𝒂𝒄𝒌𝒆𝒕 𝒐𝒖𝒕 𝒐𝒇 𝒋𝒂𝒄𝒌𝒆𝒕 I’ll let it slide, for only, three thousand fiddy. Pay up.

[@jl926]

I think it's soothing when he said "John wick 3"

[@Jakeus101]

This monster didn’t even include a timestamp you evil creature of the west

[@bachz1710]

J4K3_the_fox 07 dog it was at the beginning

[@Jakeus101]

I’m not observant enough to notice that so please don’t judge

[@jl926]

@@Jakeus101 all good man

[@denniscowe3289]

Seeing him pull a whole-ass loaf of bread out of his jacket pocket never gets old

[@cloo7300]

A yo bruh u got that 🅱️ËË MÖVÏË

[@trilljeremy]

A yo bruh u got that sHARK TALE

[@obi-wankenobi8050]

1kJeremyy u say shark tale? 🦈 📖 I got u

[@jakemike4328]

Luke Skywalker idk can you feel the force

[@dinomans8314]

Luke Skywalker i think u mean that ꃃꍟꍟ ꁒꆂꏝꂑꍟ

[@infinitewisdom3912]

ay you got that DR🅰️G🅾️Ñ T🅰️LËS 🅱️RÜH?

[@Jack-vo5vy]

Most Famous Saying "I'll let this slide fo bout...." "Ain't even out yet" "But for u" "rocks?" "It's dope right?" Lot of likes, subs would be appreciated

[@octopusasmr4657]

xSnxpezz And It’s dope right

[@user-xm4qt9sr7x]

And I don’t think you’re ready for this

[@zovaxks]

xSnxpezz and My man , my top dog , and what you think about that ?

[@sadboivibes5590]

You forgot "pretty dope right"

[@Da1o]

And "yuh thats pretty dope right"😂

[@Viceeoff]

A whole movie about my guy ?? Aaa shitttt let’s get it I’m sleeping tonight 😁🤣

[@scarify71]

Ha

[@SeleneChh]

a WHOLE HOUR this is perfect, this is what i need.

[@octopusasmr4657]

3:27 “I don’t think u are ready for this” Opens box *wedding ring intensify*

[@reaperbtw4548]

Octopus ASMR hahaha

[@waka0908]

i was almost in a coma and then i just hear *wHeRe aRe tHe rOcKs*

[@Clyzoh]

9:01 “Been looking all over this god dang barber shop, and I don’t see a *SINGLE* rock” 😹😹

[@cosmicphoenix657]

You know shit’s about to go down when the video is an hour long

[@zackuriuscox4835]

Does Anyone else try to guess the prices lol

[@RxSoloYt]

Meeee!

[@purplenemo77]

Usually around $10,$20 or $25

[@Jakeus101]

Nope not at all

[@fastboidylan7885]

I already had this movie, before it even came out, before it was even talked about, but I’ll let it slide, for 10, Dope right?

[@spuunt240]

To think this all came from this man fixing our line when the barber failed us

[@Ay_d4n]

WE FINNALY GET "I'LL LET THIS GO" FOR AN HOUR

[@imraanakollo-arenz1449]

For an hour? He normally let its go for eternity for me.

[@gonfreeccs1834]

@@imraanakollo-arenz1449 damn, try forever

[@The_Stewart_Fam]

@@imraanakollo-arenz1449 i subbed as your 20th sub just cuz :3

[@imraanakollo-arenz1449]

@@The_Stewart_Fam Thanks!

[@p0ryg0nwr0ng6]

Sensei: So i heard yur wife can't have any kid man. *Pulls stolen Newborn outta jacket pocket*

[@TaintedSoul111]

😂😂

[@choccymalk5179]

I like to think he's trying to sell to me while I get my hair cut.

[@__-yh7zl]

Juliet Luvé he’s the barber aswell

[@ImJustLayZ]

How is that possible🤣🤣🤣 makes no sense

[@chomad7101]

If this I was there I would've most likely bought everything

[@gonfreeccs1834]

"I shouldn't even be here" 😂😂

[@coreybanks4943]

“I got this movie im recording right now....actually youre in it as we speak”

[@Grah643]

Someone who sells movies makes a movie. And good at it.. really rare case

[@joslennon03]

“They be going buttwild on these things”, my man I ain’t ever laughed at a asmr before but that had me in hysterics 😂

[@Burneraccount7744]

When i saw this i dropped everything and started watching this! *lets just say im never babysitting again*

[@ruirui2504]

lmao

[@WileyGuy]

Sheeeeesh a movie starring the movie dealer? Aight I’m sold.

[@PuRExNations]

I think I’ve fallen asleep twice already but wake up to see what happens next

[@willt7690]

Watched the whole thing already

[@jrasap]

stop lyin

[@asmr-sensei]

Lol

[@willt7690]

ASMR-SENSEI yoo what’s up

[@holyroodhigh]

This was made 4 hours ago and this comment was posted 4 hours ago and the video is 1 hour 18 sooooo you lyin

[@pussyslaya4543]

@@holyroodhigh soooo he makin a joke

[@GVRXIA956]

Someone gotta buy that damn shrek off him 😂

[@itsali695]

I can’t stop laughing 😂

[@allisonholmes7024]

This has officially made my morning my night and the rest of my life. Absolute Legend 🔥

[@asmr-sensei]

I'm glad to be of help 👍

[@nightrydah9106]

15:43 shout out to the local crackhead for providing great brushing sounds

[@meltedheck7301]

What a roller coaster of emotion. Definitely worth an Oscar

[@mclainMCgaming]

The jacket contains a portal to another realm

[@hib452]

Wooo!! He’s got the Hood ASMR Movie Dealer, Movie before it’s even out!

[@zluv1364]

Wow I remember watching his first movie dealer video over and over again and now I have all these to watch this is heaven 😃

[@adrianocerone5848]

i’m pretty sure a guy who looks just like this sold me this movie about 6 months ago. he said it wasn’t even out yet and that he got it already, didn’t believe him. i should have listened.

[@grimmssun6642]

love the content i watch the hood movie dealer over and over again

[@abaagaiby1993]

His asmr are relaxing and super entertaining 😂 keep it up bro

[@stanloN2]

Bro he literally foreshadowed that a Harley Quinn movie was gonna come out and 2 months later man trailer and everything they got ads and posters and it honestly looks sick

[@_Itzznick_]

Why is there 5 dislikes? What did asmr sensei do?

[@OfficialGoldety]

Wouldn't be surprised if he got the whole universe in there.

[@JoeKammerExclusive]

I love how he just fades out with a g face after each thing

[@allisonholmes7024]

Right lmao

[@DarkGator31]

Thank God u did this i love the hood movie dealer

[@owethusithole2739]

Crack head sounds like that grandpa from family guy😂

[@cole9777]

Herbert the pervert

[@octopusasmr4657]

4:37 the sleep mask was amazing

[@stephenbolton7100]

Swear

[@octopusasmr4657]

Stephen Bolton What🤨

[@weishen6856]

Brother I used to listen to this while smoking weed, these videos are insanely relaxing and easily my favourite Asmr series

[@percivalarialasthe7th197]

This Character has just overtaken "Freds voice rude English gentleman" as my ASMR favorite

[@maliklongmire222]

This man literally got the whole world in his hands

[@sprvys9916]

Malik Jackson jacket*

[@peytonmiller2319]

If this guy came up to me and started saying this I’d probably run away screaming and call the police

[@gilbertherrera8477]

This foo!! Always ontime!! Much love brother

[@FauxNoir]

Yoooooo this is a callback to the majority of my life, thank ye. Thank ye. Netflix dun made me forget where I caaaame from.

[@dustinmathews2931]

“What’s going on my man” gives me tingles everytime

[@maz1801]

This is the greatest thing

[@gagemitchelll]

Just about to go to sleep and saw this beautiful creation and was like, HOLLUP.

[@emmanuelreeno]

Your Jacket must be a bodybag, cuz that thing carries EVERYTHING!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@bottomtext5130]

I don't even come here for the asmr, just the killer deals we be getting

[@emmanuelreeno]

7:22 , you said 400 and 999 dollars🤣🤣🤣🤣($400,999) no thanks, i'll get the actual $500

[@jmanjedi9712]

Lowkey never seen something more glorious!

[@aapolietsalmi]

55:05 my dude straight sold me shrek and then moved onto a nintendo switch

[@damienmendoza7107]

6:07 "They be going buck wild in these things" fr tho 🤣

[@creepyzilla6587]

when you repeat the same joke and your friends all like 8:24

[@sheloveddanny4652]

This man pulled everything out of his coat, next thing hes gonna pull a whole house

[@adeptasmr2868]

TTV_TSM_DOOM m hahaha such an original comment 🖕🏻

[@Jr-yb8lg]

AdeptASMR asmr such original content oh wait..you have no content

[@SOBEKCrocodileGod]

Back in 2010 I was on vacation in Albuquerque, New Mexico, and this Jesse Pinkman looking white dude with baggy shorts, a fitted ball cap turned to the side, and some hoodie covered in a repeating pattern of like 10 different colors walked up to our parked car while we were waiting for my mom to come back from K-Mart or Walmart or some shit and he was like “hey man I got all the big new movies. I got all the new shit I got Splice....Avatar...” My dad like “no thanks, we’re good!” And he’s like “okay god bless you guys have a good day” Probably the most polite hoodass Jesse Pinkman type dude I’ve met

[@Gestureye7x]

this will go down in history as one of the greatest bootleg asmr videos ever created! where can we get the physical dvd version? hahaha

[@camdagoat2648]

When will this be in stores

[@perezgraham1592]

I’ve been waiting for an hour long video of this I can’t even lie 😂

[@Waya525]

This video is brilliant. The guy must have everything in his vest; on another video, he talks about how he has a pocket dimension in there (sorry if wrong) and the next thing he will do is to produce a week's worth of groceries, a mountain bike, and a brand new car from there.

[@citavalo]

Imagine just getting a haircut and then a dude probably sitting on the waiting chairs gets up and spends a hour trying to get you a movie.

[@oscardelatorre614]

This is sooo good!!!

[@bandz16]

needed this in my life

[@epplayz1626]

Woahhhhhh Best MOVIE EVER ❤👊🏽🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@viml7]

I just love your videos! ;)

[@addrain3005]

Yo I was laughing my ass off you just got a new subscriber loved the vid man

[@Skrimpygibs_]

Just when i thought perfection didn’t exist

[@tumay_]

Woke up to some guy screaming rocks😂

[@kinglil546]

5:50 lmfao 😂😂😂😂 we all have 👀

[@night4955]

This was damn interesting like having a trip you’ve never had

[@newkid2300]

Anyone else watching this and thinking this man deserves more subscribers

[@discounto3898]

21:38 The man disappeared into the void. May he rest in peace.

[@stale_meme_boi6159]

Yeeees I can now get rid of my playlist, thank youuuuuu

[@Aa1aaaaaaaaaa]

He's a movie dealer who sells everything, so he's a everything dealer who specializes in movie sales. Hmmmm

[@eliotruiz5618]

Wow I thought this was coming out late 2020 😭😩 you always be getting us the best deals

[@stainerz16]

This is a lightnnhg 💪🏽😂 i love ur vids bro

[@arkaidov]

THIS MOVIE IS A CERTIFIED HOOD CLASSIC

[@GI-mc1jw]

Thank u for this vid usually the role p li says are short

[@ariben2038]

oh my god your videos give me my first tingles in YEARS thank you soooooo much

[@lil_twixy_6306]

Yooooo I just had the best sleep that I ever hadddd!! Thank you sooo much for this wonderful content🙏❤️. I dropped A like and you also gained another sub😁. Keep up the good work 👍🏼 now back to sleep 😴

[@Oneohtrix]

my man has the whole universe inside his jacket

[@reekunkli4377]

These people actually existed 😭 I remember buying movies burned onto a disc

[@SOBEKCrocodileGod]

Lmao one approached my family in 2010 when we were in New Mexico on vacation Dude looked like Jesse from Breaking Bad and tried to sell us Splice and Avatar and shit. He was actually super nice and took it very well when we said we weren’t interested lmao

[@mikeyeyey8678]

This man be giving out discounts like it’s nothing then disappearing out of no where

[@xnzbeastx2474]

Asmr sensei and matty tingles are my 2 favourite asmrtists,them 2 collaborating is incomparable

[@myopinionisbest2912]

the hood movie dealer starter pack - "but for you i'll let this slide fo' 'bout..." -"thas dope right. yeahhh" -"its brand new" -"air fresh ones" -"i gotchu bro" -"since you my top dog..." -"pay up bro..." "how much bread you got on you..."

[@adrianchavez5168]

This man really just pulled a PS4 out of his jacket

[@notcp6268]

Bouta be watching this for the next week resuming the video from the last item I remember 😂